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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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Sina Tallio
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

??? I think Madonna herself would say that whoring was how she achieved everything.

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Enlee Jones
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So are the husbands of porn stars not allowed to think their wife is hot?

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whether you bang 1 person for the rest of your life or 100 people a year, just remember to be safe. Some people are nasty!

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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you're totally allowed to think a porn star is hotter than your wife, as long as you make your wife feel like she is the hottest. Equally, you're allowed to think models and movie stars are better looking than your partner, as long as you make your partner feel like they're the best looking person on earth. It has nothing to do with being a strong or weak person, it's just a matter of what your taste happens to be. I think it's totally fine to choose a partner based largely on personality, not appearance. Also, none of us are still gonna be as attractive as 30 year olds when we're 70, just a fact of life. No problem to notice that younger people are more attractive than your partner and yourself nowadays, as long as you're not being creepy towards younger people and still make your partner feel like the most attractive person.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been with my partner for 23 years, I've known him for 26 years and I can honestly say, I've never been more attracted to anyone. Are there people out there that are subjectively more "attractive", sure! Ryan Reynolds is gorgeous but I don't *know* him & being attracted to somebody is a whole person experience- it's smells, looks shared, laughter & feelings, not just appearance based- For me, anyway.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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