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If we're unsure about a potential product, its description won't always give all the answers we need to make an informed decision. After all, it was written either by the manufacturers or the sellers, and they might accentuate the positives and omit the negatives in order to make as many sales as possible.

No no, for an accurate picture we need reviews. Honest ones, coming from buyers who have already used the darn thing and know if it does the job. Luckily, people understand this and happily share their experiences with one another. Oftentimes finding the perfect words too.

The aptly titled subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' is the ultimate archive of these little online texts. Continue scrolling to check out the best pieces that its 132K members have gathered recently and for the older gems, fire up our first publication on it.

Also, we contacted one of the subreddit's moderators, u/pzreich, and book writing and publishing coach Lisa Tener, so don't miss the interesting insights they shared. (You'll find them between the images.)

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The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

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Awen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will be finding them for the next 70 years, whereas biologists, archaeologists and animals will be finding them for centuries

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Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a gamer this made me laugh. My brother lives with ne right now and I'm pretty sure he thinks the same way as OP! Although no shouting or cursing from me. He just texts when he needs to get my attention since I can't hear him when he knocks. 😂

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Currently, the subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' has 7 moderators looking after it, and they have things to do. "Definitely the two most common issues we run into as mods are people trying to use our sub to advertise products and people trying to use the sub to complain or seek help about Amazon, such as with shipping or payment," u/pzreich told Bored Panda.

"The former gets an immediate permanent ban as advertising is against our rules, and the latter's posts are removed, and don’t face any bans. I'm generally sympathetic to anyone who has issues with Amazon since I have absolutely no love for the company, so I sometimes will redirect them to the official Amazon sub to see if they can get help for their issues. Generally, the commenters behave themselves which is nice!"

However, these few details aside, u/pzreich said that "modding this sub has been a breeze and given me many laughs over the past few years. It’s nice to see the creativity of strangers, products I didn’t know existed, and the collaborative efforts of the sub members to bring it all together."

#3

I Should Try It

I Should Try It

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I hate ppl writing in all caps, but understandable in this case

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes after having too much coffee I'm suffering from being able to smell the color 9. Can be annoying when it happens again! 😣

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Cara G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 23, two cans of Red Bull back to back put me in the emergency room. I feel this in my soul.

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Juririn
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did the same when I was a desperately exhausted thirty-something mom of a very energetic kid. Felt nothing. Remained exhausted. Never bothered with energy drinks again.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had too much caffeine, normally I don’t worry about bc of my ADHD, but I tried eating M&M in alphabetical order-

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😁😁😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Eris Kallisti
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So it looks like that's about 3580 mg of caffeine. A 12oz (355ml) cup of coffee has about 135 mg of caffeine.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my friend did this and he was hospitalized. (he drank 6 that day)

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Lindy Mac
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tiny bottle of 5-hr Energy last me a month... I just take a small swig when I need to be ALERT and I am good to go. The bottle stays in the fridge.

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backatya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He probably counted the number of fabric in his living room carpet

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Eric Forster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I cannot take this place Sometimes it's my life I can't taste Sometimes I cannot feel my face You'll never see me fall from grace

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Terri Rimmer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to drink that stuff pretty regularly till I found out they support hunting.

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Janet Graham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen this happen! this is you get your younger sibling to clean your entire house.

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Donna Partain
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH MODERATORS LIGHTEN UP-DONT ACT LIKE IDITS! THIS S**T IS FUNNY!

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Pat Wooster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I burst out laughing at the end!! That’s the best laugh I’ve had today!

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Cory Kent
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just wondering how many 5 hour energy bottles it took to fill up a big gulp!

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Alexander Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who energy drinks don't really effect I can tell you. It does make your heart feel like a weed whacked if you drink 2 in a 30 minute period. (Yes I did.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't drink energy drinks,, however I do have super strong coffee. I drink instant coffee and instead of the suggested 2 teaspoons in a normal size mug I have 3 tablespoons of instant coffee. Don't need anymore coffee after that lol

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Lee Rankin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gee I'm 80 yo & have NEVER fainted in my life. Think it's a blood group thing, I'm O positive, the strongest of all the blood groups. Don't find energy drinks do much for me either.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was in filled with multiple 5 HR energy, or one and a soda?

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Gareth Baus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once drank a box of 5 hour energy (I was 20 and kinda stupid) all that happened to me was that I felt sick for the rest of the day and wanted to sleep.

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Raimei Ai
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have drank 6 12oz red bulls and 4 16oz nos in a 7 hr period...it had no affect on me...wonder if this will... XD

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roses are red
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is your name Lucy...don't drink anymore. (Reference to the movie Lucy)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you live in constant fear of the Grim Reaper? What you need is a delicious glass of 5 Hour Energy! Just one of these tiny bottles is guaranteed to keep death at bay for at least 5 hours. That's right, 5 EXTRA HOURS to say your goodbyes! Now imagine what chugging an entire gallon could do for you! With enough 5 Hour Energy, you can easily complete your entire life's bucket list. Or maybe even achieve immortality! But wait, there's more! Call 555-555- HOUR today to recieve a FREE "Super Big Gulp Cup"! That's 555-555-HOUR. 5 Hour Energy! Live a little.

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#4

Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

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A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

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Lately, u/pzreich has been wondering a lot why product reviews make such good writing prompts. "I think it boils down to a few factors. Product reviews, despite the fact that there's often a name or username attached, tend to feel rather anonymous, and people may feel a freedom to express their thoughts in a creative way, and to bring smiles to the faces of readers."

"People read reviews to get the honest thoughts of others, and may find themselves chuckling at especially imaginative feedback. Sometimes the situations you end up in while using a product are inherently funny, and sometimes the humor or interest comes out of the reviewer not understanding the product or getting mad at a specific element. Overall, there’s a very wide subject matter and an endless amount of people writing them, which leaves a wide range of potential reviews," the moderator explained.

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Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

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Reality Check

Reality Check

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a small knee heating pad. Or I did until my cat discovered it after I left it on while cooking. It's now his personal heat mat. He actually growls if I try to use it! 😆

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She's Special

She's Special

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s not struggling to understand it, OP is! She’s clearly playing hide and seek and waiting patiently for them to figure it out.

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Lisa Tener is a leading authority in book proposal development and her clients have signed 5- and 6-figure book deals with HarperCollins, Random House, Yale University Press, Johns Hopkins University Press, HCI and other major publishers, as well as being self-published.

She agrees with u/pzreich, saying that, "Product reviews are an excellent way to practice writing because they help you a) think about your own experience and how you can bring it to life b) provide specific examples c) write for a particular reader/audience."

"In addition, if you can make a product review entertaining and engaging, it will help you with all your writing. For example, challenge yourself to come up with engaging headlines by using alliteration (words starting with the same letter or sound), humor, or a quirky detail. If you can write engaging headlines on your product reviews, you can do the same for blog posts, articles, social media posts, or even a book!" Tener added.

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Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

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Someone Made A Mistake

Someone Made A Mistake

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"There are a number of things you can do to express your thoughts more clearly through text," the author of The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day told Bored Panda.

"Be clear about what your goals are. After writing the first draft, ask yourself whether your writing will likely produce the results you were going for."

"Focus on your target audience or readership. Who will be reading this review, article, email, text, or other writing? What are their goals? Their pain points? How can you help them? What language and examples will resonate for them?"

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Workwear Crocs

Workwear Crocs

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Angel Titties

Angel Titties

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this bra!!!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE. My boo bees need to be held up on cloud pillows!!!

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To make our sentences more colorful, Tener suggests asking ourselves how can we bring our writing to life for our readers by providing examples and stories.

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"Metaphors can often make writing vivid. And employing various senses (smell, taste, sound, touch, and visuals) will also make your writing vivid," she said.

"The more specific you can be, the more it illustrates your points and engages your readers."

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Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

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This Review For A Book About Demons

This Review For A Book About Demons

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And it's not like you have to sacrifice form if you want cohesive content. "Illustrative writing actually increases clarity when done correctly," Tener added.

"If you're not sure your writing is clear, ask a person in the target audience to read your writing and to let you know where they get bored or confused."

#22

I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

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Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

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Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

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To challenge yourself beyond routine product reviews, emails, and work reports, Tener suggests, "making lists and then using a prompt for an item on the list."

"For example, list ten things you love about your phone. Then pick one and write about it in a humorous or playful way," she explained."

Her most recent book, The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day, is a great resource for these kinds of prompts as well as other creative, playful, and engaging tasks.

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Baked Bread & Had Sex

Baked Bread & Had Sex

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sourdough looks harder than it is, if you’re tryna impress I would recommend

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What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

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