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Hey Pandas, What Minor Inconvenience Would You Wish On Your Enemy?
Think of those everyday annoyances that aren’t truly evil but would make them grumble. Slow Wi-Fi? Pebble in their shoe? Let’s hear your best ideas!
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#1
Every night, a lone mosquito makes that high-pitch buzzing noise right by their ear, when they are in their room with the lights off trying to sleep. It hides behind the headboard when they turn on the light to try to k**l it, only to take flight again when the lights turn off. When they do manage to fall asleep, the mosquito targets the knuckles on their hand.
Final score:
21points
Auntriarch 4 months ago
Not the knuckles. I'd go for a spot under the elastic of the knicker leg.
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#2
Socks are always slightly damp.
Final score:
16points
#3
An inoperable skin tag on the edge of the nostril that looks like a booger
Final score:
16points
Sly Schlang 4 months ago
It was defined as inoperable, so your Nail clipper just cannot remove it, obviously. Will melt or explode in contact with the cursed bogey of doom.
Load More Replies... #4
May their outfit get caught on a door handle every time they’re already late—because of their own d**n fault.
Final score:
15points
Edda Kamphues 4 months ago
Or get ripped while at work and the only solution is ... a stapler.
#5
They have to endure one minor irritation, but the second they get used to it they have to endure another different one.
Final score:
13points
#6
My curse would be that all forms of oral hygiene—toothpaste, mouthwash, floss, etc—would taste so awful to them that their gag reflex kicks in. Forever.
Final score:
13points
#7
Both sides of the pillow are perpetually warm
Final score:
13points
#8
They lose all of their earring backs.
Final score:
12points
#9
Random a**l leakage
Final score:
12points
#10
Always joins the slow queue.
Final score:
11points
Theoretical Empiricist 4 months ago
...and whichever queue they join becomes the slowest one. It happens to me all the time when in heavy traffic.
#11
Anytime she raised her voice, she's start coughing.
Final score:
11points
Andrew Keir 4 months ago
Also mean, blocks conversation and seems as if it's her own fault. Machiavelli says 'Hi ' !
#12
All the bare feet and Lego blocks. Or is that too extreme?
Final score:
11points
#13
Hard to beat Johnny Carson: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your robes!"
Final score:
11points
#14
50/50 chance each fart could be a shart.
Final score:
11points
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago
tRump should have IBS where every gurgle is a s****y good time. keep him too busy in the loo to mess up anyone's country or life
Nikole 4 months ago
He’d just post on “Truth” Social from the toilet like he does now.
Load More Replies... #15
Having a tiny rock in your shoe all day.
An eyelash in your eye.
Nasal congestion, where you can’t taste anything.
Sore muscles.
I also think it would be pretty annoying if every car you ever own, you have to use hand turning signals. And confuse everyone all the time and get honked at.
Final score:
11points
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago
windshield wiper scratches the windshield a bit every time and leaves streakss
#16
To have a flap of skin in-between their front teeth so it always looks like they have something in their teeth
Final score:
11points
#17
They lost their entire sense of smell. Seems insignificant, but think about it. Not being able to smell ANYTHING at any time. Whether it be the sweet aromas of food or the dangers of smoke or other harmful scents.
Final score:
11points
#18
I heard this from someone who probably heard it from someone else, but agree 100%: When I die, I wish for my cremated remains to be mixed into a drink and my enemies be forced to drink it.
Final score:
10points
#19
Every time they go to the toilet the seat is warm.
Final score:
10points
Frank Hayes 4 months ago
? warm seats are GREAT! We have bidet seats at our home, seat temperature is set at a comfortable warm, I feel civilized!
#20
Simultaneous broken appliances they own.
Final score:
10points
JK (Submission author) 4 months ago
Thanks for the snort laugh. Yes, unless you rent then it is kind of your problem.
Load More Replies... #22
Incontinence. :)
Final score:
10points
#24
I wish his RING camera would not work whenever I'm in the hallway/passing his door. He spies on me with it, and gets involved in my business that has nothing to do with him. I wish there was a way to cause interference.
Final score:
9points
Saphyre Fyre (Submission author) 4 months ago
I was trying to call and leave a message for the building's management, but the music would be turned down momentarily, then back up. Police were too busy to respond to a noise complaint. But I think I ruined his party; people ended up leaving and then he was on his balcony crying that I'm crazy. LOL
Load More Replies... #25
That the person who made the fresh carafe of coffee didn't screw the lid back on tightly.
Final score:
9points
#27
Borrowing from C.S Lewis, in ''The Magician's Nephew'': every seat be red-hot when they sit, and their feet in bed always ice-cold.
Final score:
9points
#28
Their favorite song never comes on shuffle, but their least favorite one plays twice in a row.
Final score:
9points
#29
That they have horrible farts in a steamy shower
Final score:
9points
#30
That they would have to desperately pee right before giving an important public speech.
Final score:
9points
#31
Walking on floors made of Legos...
Final score:
8points
#32
For all the people who have ridiculed me for blowing my nose (it's loud, but not on purpose): A perpetually runny/stuffy nose (which is basically my nose) and never a tissue box nearby.
Final score:
8points
Joy 4 months ago
I was diagnosed with severe allergic rhinitis if that helps. It's like having hayfever all year round. It's debilitating and draining.
Load More Replies... #34
their internet/wi-fi connection randomly drops on whatever device they're using at the time.
Final score:
7points
#35
Light bulbs in their house randomly burn out. No electrician can find any cause for it, but every week they have to replace at least one light bulb.
Final score:
7points
#36
That they run out of toilet paper every single time they have a messy poop.
Final score:
7points
#37
Hives
Final score:
6points
JK 4 months ago
20 years of chronic and they are the worst. I've had them everywhere, even in, yes IN my ears. Between my toes...My opinion is that it is an imbalance in the gut, most likely due to an over growth of yeast. Drink kefir or a fermented yogurt and it will reset.
Nikole 4 months ago
Are you sure it’s not an allergic reaction? Maybe you should get an allergy test?
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#39
Spam calls every hour from various numbers making them impossible to block.
Final score:
6points
WindySwede 4 months ago (edited)
the[n] they could block any call that not is on Contacts? 🤷♂️ does that work?
#40
Sudden burst of uncontrollable hiccups any time they have to talk to someone important at their work or to anyone they suddenly take an interest in. It stops as soon as the situation passes and nothing can stop it til then.
Final score:
6points
#42
An incessant, deeply personal, embarrassing itch, whenever they speak to someone who matters to them.
Final score:
6points
#43
They run out of conditioner before shampoo.
They can never find the right condiments for their sandwiches when they need it.
Final score:
5points
#44
As soon as they put their socks and shoes on and go to leave somewhere a hair is wrapped around their toe.
Final score:
5points
Senjo Krane 4 months ago
Or all their socks have holes at the big toe, and it gets through the hole every tiem.
#45
I have a skin condition that makes me itch like ants are crawling all over me, and they bite occasionally as well. Take that, enemy of mine! Try sitting still somewhere important when you're perched on an ants' nest being eaten alive.
Final score:
4points
#46
May they suffer perpetual insect bites between all their toes and fingers.
Final score:
4points
#48
Feeling like day three/four of they’ve shaved their bits and pieces but permanently.
Final score:
4points
#50
a hairy mole on the end of their nose that grows long white hairs......if plucked they grow back overnight again and again....
Final score:
4points
#51
Constant hangnail.
Final score:
4points
#52
Psoriasis.
Final score:
3points
Emilu 4 months ago (edited)
I have psoriasis (mild, thankfully) and it's a pain in the rear. Mine shows mostly on my elbows and my scalp, the latter making me look as though I have particularly bad dandruff (especially with dark brown hair). Let alone all the other stuff that goes along with it. It's a chronic illness, and whilst I can think of many worse ones, it's not simply a bad case of the itches or the like.
Sue Phillips (Submission author) 4 months ago
Lucky you. I have 4 kinds of psoriasis: plaque, scalp, guttate, and inverse. That last one is a particular joy to deal with. You wouldn't believe where it appears. However, compared to eczema and the massive number of other immune system disorders I have, psoriasis is a tiptoe through the tulips. I have a blood disorder that could k**l me by stroke or bleeding out because my bone marrow is indecisive. I have an immune system disorder that blinded me in my left eye. Gave me terrible depth perception and an inability to tell the difference between cobalt blue or purple. Let's see...what else? How about this. It is my right to downplay my condition, and I will do so. Any enemy of mine who can't handle psoriasis is not worthy to be my enemy.
Load More Replies... Sue Phillips (Submission author) 4 months ago
Yes, minor, compared to other things I have. See my reply to Emilu above.
Load More Replies... #54
Every floor in your house is squeaky.
Final score:
3points
#58
May all their farts gurgle!
Final score:
2points
#59
Their voice becomes inaudible to everybody on the planet. Especially good for people who constantly order other people around and expect them to obey.
Final score:
1point
#60
May they have an itch time that they can reach but every single time they scratch it, it changes locations
Final score:
1point
#61
Faulty charge cable
Final score:
1point
Motivated sloth 4 months ago
I’m dealing with that right now, trying to find the perfect angle to hold it on my phone and it is the worst.
#62
How about a piece of lego in their shoe or
Only odd shoes - their are no pairs.
Final score:
0points
#63
That their little toe finds the edge of a table or door way every single day
Final score:
0points
#64
Allergies to d**n near everything and all of it makes them sneeze violently which makes them leaky. Enjoy going back to nappies...
Final score:
0points
#65
Hit your foot on a table corner everyday until the end of time.
Final score:
0points
#66
That their shower drain is always clogged. Or their toilet. Maybe both.
Final score:
0points
#67
The ring-shaped muscle at the end of their alimentary canal always develops an itch whenever they go out in public.
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Stephanie Did It 4 months ago
The worst I've ever seen posted was for them to develop taste buds in their rect*m.
Auntriarch 4 months ago
Oh my goodness, now there's a thought I didn't want to have just before breakfast
Load More Replies... Danish Susanne 4 months ago
My problem with answering this is that if I had an enemy I would never wish minor trouble on her , but major trouble, like losing her job and find out she has incurable cancer and her husband wanting a divorce and her fridge go bust the same day as her TV and her computer.
Emilu 4 months ago
True hey. That girl that bullied me in high school... I hope you get buried in a ton of feathers. You'll drop your guard because they're nice and soft, AND THEN... ... I'm sorry. I'm a terrible person.
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StrangeOne 4 months ago
That she will be have one less staffer and have to deal with backlog, arguing and chaos with a disorderly, uncooperative team. Hence why I want to leave.
Stephanie Did It 4 months ago
The worst I've ever seen posted was for them to develop taste buds in their rect*m.
Auntriarch 4 months ago
Oh my goodness, now there's a thought I didn't want to have just before breakfast
Load More Replies... Danish Susanne 4 months ago
My problem with answering this is that if I had an enemy I would never wish minor trouble on her , but major trouble, like losing her job and find out she has incurable cancer and her husband wanting a divorce and her fridge go bust the same day as her TV and her computer.
Emilu 4 months ago
True hey. That girl that bullied me in high school... I hope you get buried in a ton of feathers. You'll drop your guard because they're nice and soft, AND THEN... ... I'm sorry. I'm a terrible person.
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 4 months ago
That she will be have one less staffer and have to deal with backlog, arguing and chaos with a disorderly, uncooperative team. Hence why I want to leave.
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