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This post is strictly for guys, and we may just spill a few well-kept secrets, so be warned.

Okay, now that everyone else has left and only guys are here, feel free to kick back, relax, and crack open a cold one. We've got a post just for you. The subreddit r/TrollYChromosome is only for guys, and the motto is, "Quality Reddit dudes sharing quality Reddit wisdom."

You might find funny situations, laugh, relate, and in general get a grasp of what it's like to live in this world with chromosome Y. For it is not only women that have issues, men deal with double standards, societal pressures to be masculine and their own daily struggles.

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Resist

Resist

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Great And Holy Pangolin
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear men. It is manly to read books. It is manly to wear cute clothes. It is manly to care for your kids. It is manly to relax sometimes. It is manly to do housework. It is manly to love yourself. It is manly to cry, to feel, to BE human. Allow yourself that, please. You have my permission to be human. And if you don’t want it to be manly, it doesn’t have to be. It can be a multitude of things because manliness doesn’t define you. YOU define you. That’s kind of your whole job.

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What does it mean to be a man in today's world? It's a simple question with no simple answer. What is masculinity and what does it mean to men? Many people would say that it means men being aggressive, oppressing women, dropping sexist comments... Very few people actually dig into the topic and think deeply about what masculinity actually is.

#2

A Lot Of Kids I've Seen Act Way Mature Than Actual Adults

A Lot Of Kids I've Seen Act Way Mature Than Actual Adults

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Girls Are Always Taught How To Stay Safe, It's Not As Common To Teach Boys, And I Feel Like We Have Lots Of Young Men Here (Xpost Trollxchrosomes

Girls Are Always Taught How To Stay Safe, It's Not As Common To Teach Boys, And I Feel Like We Have Lots Of Young Men Here (Xpost Trollxchrosomes

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David D. Gilmore tried to find an answer in his book “Manhood in the Making." He examined cultures around the world and found some universal principles of what it meant to be a man. "Gilmore’s main finding was that no matter what culture or society he surveyed, there were always three clear, distinctive, and universal principles common to all men. They are the basic ingredients of the masculinity cocktail, no matter where you go."

#5

Exactly

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm straight and I like to do my hair and wear markup. I also look smashing in a black miniskirt. Does that make me gay? No it makes me sexy AF.

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The ingredients according to The Authentic Man magazine are:

  • Protect your loved ones
  • Provide for your family
  • Initiate the connections with females/reproduce
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As A Tall Guy Myself, I Want To High-Five This Troll

As A Tall Guy Myself, I Want To High-Five This Troll

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Jared Robinson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol this man got a business card to tell you just how hard you can go f**k off.

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RandomEpiBioPerson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm only 6'1" and I still get questions like that. XD I'm only about two inches above the average for USA males. Not that big of a difference from the average. These cards are awesome.

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Mycroft1967
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am tall, I do not play basketball. You are short do you play miniature golf???

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Huntress
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg this is too funny 😂 poor guy was probably asked questions too much. Plus he has awesome humor 👍

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Mimi M
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked a guy on the subway how tall he was (after telling him not to hate me)... He said 6 toot 11 inches. I told him I was dissappointed b/c I'm still trying to find someone who is 7 feet and he fell short. He smiled when I called him 'Shrimpy'.

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Crescent 3
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Several years ago I worked with a very tall woman who was the superintendent of a juvenile detention center. By the time we met, she was in her 60s, but she said that when she was younger she used to have a tee shirt that read: 6'5" Yes, I did. University of Maryland

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Tee Rat
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a 5' 6" guy all my friends were much taller and the small fry jokes were strong with them. Now that we're older I always tell them when we start falling due to our advanced age I'm much closer to the ground.

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Sven Horlemann
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 6'4, and growing up in the 80's, that was really tall. Would have loved to have that business card, ha ha.

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Crescent 3
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The question I most often get asked is about football. I'm Black, 6'1", 270 lbs., and graduated from one of THE most storied football universities in the country. People are often surprised that my scholarships were academic, not athletic.

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Roger9er
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a 6"7 guy myself I'm considering getting such business cards myself. Saves a lot of bs.(6"7 is 198 cm right? I'm198 cm lol)

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Makabert Abylons
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found different numbers, 198cm and 204🤨 i am 5.7 174cm and a foot is 30 cm right? So 6.7 should be 204?

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DaisyGirl
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it. I went out with a guy for an age who was 6'7... and I clock in at the staggering height of 5'5. Quite the sight

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Auntriarch
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent an evening dancing with the belly button of a chap 6'7. I'm 5'

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MontanaMariner
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 6'5", taller with boots. I get "You're tall" alot. I've responded with "You're observant" for years.

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Michael Largey
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in the 6th grade, I was six feet tall. I could have used a card along these lines.

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Alan Jay Weiner
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to ask very tall people how tall they are, but explained I wanted to find out what cars they drove - my son is also very tall and wanted suggestions for him. (He found a 2018 Nissan Leaf fits him quite well; now drives a 2023 Leaf) Btw, variation in legs, arms, or torso length, as well as weight makes what fits one person not fit another.

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Oskar vanZandt
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this a classy way to express yourself when people have been barraging you with the same mundane question forever and your first inclination is to want to tell them all to f*CK off.

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Mr.G86
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe we should have different cards to hand out, for example, if you're in a mood and don't feel like talking.

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Nancy Marine
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 6 feet tall and grew up in the 70s. I would have LOVED cards like this.

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Kat Lyle
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I said the first three things to a 6'7" recently but managed to be self deprecating about it by saying "but you already know this". Also, I'm 5'4" - he was towering over me. I stopped asking the stupid weather question after tall people asked me how the grass was below.

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Miki
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2m? I know few taller guys.. and a girl. (not into sports people :p)

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Midwest Panda
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is prolly my favorite post on here so far!! You know tons of ppl have asked him those questions

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Tim Douglass
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy I went to college with had a t-shirt made that said "I'm 7' 2" and yes, I play basketball".

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Huddo's sister
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine would be 'Yes I'm this short. No you can't lift me up'. Glad to say since I left school no one tries so much, but my mum (even shorter) did get lifted up and swung around the dance floor unsolicited recently.

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Unstable_Artist
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m above average height, and whenever someone asks me “how’s the weather up there” I say, “it’s raining” and spit on them.

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Florence O'Grady
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have two questions. 1) What is the hardest thing about being tall? 2) What is the best thing about being tall?

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Zaach
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in my college days (1967) a tall friend responded to "how's the weather up there" with "raining" and spit on him - I think he was really fed up with that stupid question.

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Jeff White
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy I "noticed" was tall also had a card. His card said basically the same thing, except his was: I am 6 foot 11 and 3/4 inches tall. No, I am not a 7 footer. Seven footers are made, so if you are not 7 foot tall, you're not in the club.

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Ael
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos to the person for handling it with humour and (supposedly) not murdering people. :D

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The main reasons for these duties were that men were stronger and more expendable. The Authentic Man online magazine argues that, "The number of women directly correlated with a species’ ability to survive. A single female could carry, bear, and nurture only a limited number of children, whereas a few men were enough to conceive all of them. Put simply, the womb was more valuable than the sperm. Men were the ones who had to engage in dangerous tasks like hunting mammoths or beating up rival tribes."

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Saw This Post And Thought Of This Sub, If You Want I Can Delete This

Saw This Post And Thought Of This Sub, If You Want I Can Delete This

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For All My Fruity Drink Loving Trolls, Including My Hubby

For All My Fruity Drink Loving Trolls, Including My Hubby

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Times change, but many of these duties are still attributed to men. A lot of boys when growing up were taught to just "suck it up" when dealing with difficult times. It was not acceptable to cry, share emotions or in general be "weak." It is quite sad when you think about it... not to be given the same platform to feel out your emotions as women, but rather try to always "be strong".

#14

Same Bro

Same Bro

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The outcome of this was many men being silent when having troubles, not expressing their feelings and trying to always act tough. It is a recipe for disaster with outcomes like mental health issues, bad communication in relationships, depression, etc.

#16

Wholesome Bernie

Wholesome Bernie

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#17

Support Your Homies, Remember Your Worth

Support Your Homies, Remember Your Worth

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a friend whose husband told her to man up while she was giving birth. She bit him on the hand.

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Luckily, times are changing and with today's fast-moving world, men are finally seen as a whole person, not just the strong ones to always lean on. Men are more open and free to express their fears, desires and bad feelings. We are shifting into a place where vulnerability and authenticity are celebrated, with strength being considered being able to openly communicate what's inside.

#19

It's True

It's True

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#20

Last Week I Asked Her To Marry Me

Last Week I Asked Her To Marry Me

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the message that although Thor was going through a ton of grief and guilt, despite the fact that he’d been dealing with depression and subsequently weight gain, he was still worthy.

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Hopefully this means better mental health, relationships with family and men being able to show their softer and creative side. Keep scrolling to have a laugh, relate, and get a grasp of what it's like to be a man in today's world. Feel free to upvote your favorite posts.

#22

Boom

Boom

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never understood this. I used to sub for an exgf who was a dom at playshows. I'm OK being seen seen in public but NOT OK being recorded and posted on the web. Most places like that make you check your phone at the door these days.

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#24

Damn I Really Wonder Why

Damn I Really Wonder Why

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a ute (pick up truck) someone drives around here with a big bumpersticker on the back that says "It ain't weak to speak" and I love it so much.

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#25

A Familiar Struggle

A Familiar Struggle

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Why Is This So Accurate?

Why Is This So Accurate?

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I'm An Oblivious Boy

I'm An Oblivious Boy

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Didnt Know Whether This Belonged Or Not

Didnt Know Whether This Belonged Or Not

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sad, but then the only compliments I ever get from men have been about what I look like, never anything of substance. Maybe we should all compliment each other more. But genuinely so it's meaningful.

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When Life Starts To Get Better

When Life Starts To Get Better

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When Did You Learn To Pilot?

When Did You Learn To Pilot?

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve always lived under the philosophy of ‘if they don’t like the real you when you reveal it in meeting them, they wouldn’t like the real you when you reveal it after being friends for a while’. It’s worth just being yourself as and when you meet someone, rather than waste the energy on someone who eventually won’t like you.

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How Dare You, Sir!

How Dare You, Sir!

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Sometimes That’s How It Is

Sometimes That’s How It Is

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be me but I look like beef stroganoff so... Edit: Seems a lot of you actually really like beef stroganoff! I'm flattered!!

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He Be Spittin Straight Facts Doe, I Know This Was Made With Mematic

He Be Spittin Straight Facts Doe, I Know This Was Made With Mematic

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"5'10"? Good Enough Lol" - My Body

"5'10"? Good Enough Lol" - My Body

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5'2.5" 😭😭😭 my mom keeps telling me im gonna grow more but its been that way for like 3 years now 💀💀💀 thats ok tho i like being short it gives more gremlin energy >:3

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