35 Funny And Relatable Posts That Hit Close To Home To Many Men

Dear men. It is manly to read books. It is manly to wear cute clothes. It is manly to care for your kids. It is manly to relax sometimes. It is manly to do housework. It is manly to love yourself. It is manly to cry, to feel, to BE human. Allow yourself that, please. You have my permission to be human. And if you don’t want it to be manly, it doesn’t have to be. It can be a multitude of things because manliness doesn’t define you. YOU define you. That’s kind of your whole job.

Yeah... I'm s**t at handling rejection. I just run away and eat pizza.

The old "when a girl says no she's *playing* hard to get" toxic mythe.

Women deserve pockets PERIOD.

I'm straight and I like to do my hair and wear markup. I also look smashing in a black miniskirt. Does that make me gay? No it makes me sexy AF.

WE LOVE LAFORGE!!

EXACTLY! But poor Robin

Lol this man got a business card to tell you just how hard you can go f**k off.

Omg this is too funny 😂 poor guy was probably asked questions too much. Plus he has awesome humor 👍

Several years ago I worked with a very tall woman who was the superintendent of a juvenile detention center. By the time we met, she was in her 60s, but she said that when she was younger she used to have a tee shirt that read: 6'5" Yes, I did. University of Maryland

I am 6'4, and growing up in the 80's, that was really tall. Would have loved to have that business card, ha ha.

As a 6"7 guy myself I'm considering getting such business cards myself. Saves a lot of bs.(6"7 is 198 cm right? I'm198 cm lol)

Love it. I went out with a guy for an age who was 6'7... and I clock in at the staggering height of 5'5. Quite the sight

I'm 6'5", taller with boots. I get "You're tall" alot. I've responded with "You're observant" for years.

I used to ask very tall people how tall they are, but explained I wanted to find out what cars they drove - my son is also very tall and wanted suggestions for him. (He found a 2018 Nissan Leaf fits him quite well; now drives a 2023 Leaf) Btw, variation in legs, arms, or torso length, as well as weight makes what fits one person not fit another.

How does that make him a troll?

A foot taller then me...

I think this a classy way to express yourself when people have been barraging you with the same mundane question forever and your first inclination is to want to tell them all to f*CK off.

I'm 6 feet tall and grew up in the 70s. I would have LOVED cards like this.

2m? I know few taller guys.. and a girl. (not into sports people :p)

Guy I went to college with had a t-shirt made that said "I'm 7' 2" and yes, I play basketball".

I’m above average height, and whenever someone asks me “how’s the weather up there” I say, “it’s raining” and spit on them.

I have two questions. 1) What is the hardest thing about being tall? 2) What is the best thing about being tall?

Help why is this so funny 💀

*Patrick Bateman's eye twitches*

YES. THIS.

Upvote for cartoon kitty who is basically me.

I love fruit cocktails!

How sweet! :D

Ok, this post made me soft. I'd give literally anything for that.

Hey, I'm a former child too!!

Louder for the people at the back!

I had a friend whose husband told her to man up while she was giving birth. She bit him on the hand.

Not all bodies can do that, even if you put in the effort.

Toxic masculinity hurts everyone, including men. It's called "toxic" for a reason.

I love the message that although Thor was going through a ton of grief and guilt, despite the fact that he’d been dealing with depression and subsequently weight gain, he was still worthy.

Oh...

Never understood this. I used to sub for an exgf who was a dom at playshows. I'm OK being seen seen in public but NOT OK being recorded and posted on the web. Most places like that make you check your phone at the door these days.

I'm gay, so I can't really comment on the accuracy of this.

There's a ute (pick up truck) someone drives around here with a big bumpersticker on the back that says "It ain't weak to speak" and I love it so much.

Don't worry Mike Wendowski you're cooler than Karen will ever be

Why did I act out every one of these. I am a girl

Really curious what the censored "H" word is.

She looks like she wants to fall asleep in every picture

This is sad, but then the only compliments I ever get from men have been about what I look like, never anything of substance. Maybe we should all compliment each other more. But genuinely so it's meaningful.

Just when my day was going great, I drove my car into a lake :(

I’ve always lived under the philosophy of ‘if they don’t like the real you when you reveal it in meeting them, they wouldn’t like the real you when you reveal it after being friends for a while’. It’s worth just being yourself as and when you meet someone, rather than waste the energy on someone who eventually won’t like you.

Well I'm rubbish at tinkering so I don't even know what that means.

This would be me but I look like beef stroganoff so... Edit: Seems a lot of you actually really like beef stroganoff! I'm flattered!!

more like MAN DOWN!! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS

5'2.5" 😭😭😭 my mom keeps telling me im gonna grow more but its been that way for like 3 years now 💀💀💀 thats ok tho i like being short it gives more gremlin energy >:3

Looked ut up, mrw = my reaction when. Are we all just supposed to know every abbreviation now?

Where's the "I never went out in the first place" button?

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

You may be a real man, but being 6ft tall with muscles doesn’t matter if your 6ft under and decomposing

they should have told that fire to calm down

Two days after I moved in with my boyfriend, he cried with me when we had to put down one of the two guinea pigs I brought with me. A day later we spent an entire day to find a new companion for the left piggy. Have been married for 9 years now, being a couple for 13 years.

"Why didn't she change anything?".