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Here’s a quick question for you, Pandas: what do you put first on your scones—the jam or the clotted cream? If you have an opinion on this, then odds are that you’re a fan of British culture, humor, and all the quirks that come with life in the Isles.

Now that’s where the super-popular Great British Memes social media project comes in. A real powerhouse on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, GBM does exactly what it says on the tin and shares hilarious memes about living in Great Britain. Whether you’re a local, have visited the United Kingdom before, or just admire its culture from afar, there’s a bit of humor for everyone to enjoy.

Scroll down for the best Great British Memes to keep you company while you brew yourself a cuppa, and remember to upvote your fave pics. Let us know which memes you enjoyed the most, Pandas! And if we’ve got any Brits in the house tonight, drop by the comments and tell us a bit about what you love and loathe about life there the most.

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jade s
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this one. So sweet.

Wondering Alice
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went to the garden centre a few months back, a load of plants had a barricade around with a "not for sale, do not touch" sign. A starling had made a nest in them.

Elizabeth Elliot
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well our postbox was full of wasps and the PO didn't even warn us....

The Panda society
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sweet; lawful. Wildlife and Countryside Act 😃

Nancy Lynch
Community Member
Premium
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect protection for the nest.

Paul Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...also do not post lighted fireworks or venomous snakes without a return address

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British writer and comedian Ariane Sherine shared her thoughts about living in the UK with Bored Panda. From the pros and cons to the current cost-of-living situation, as well as how life in the country has changed since the Brexit vote.

"Let's start with the good things first: we have the NHS, a healthcare system which is free at the point of use. It's not perfect, but it needs to be cherished and protected. So medical procedures are free, except for dentistry, which is subsidized, as are prescriptions. We also have the right to choose and abortion is free and available on the NHS," comedian Ariane shared with Bored Panda.

"Then we have strict gun laws which mean almost nobody has a gun and there's virtually no gun crime," she said. "We have seasonal weather which means you never really know what you're going to get. But it's nice to have changing seasons, with occasional snow in winter. I guess climate change is going to alter that though."

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She then went on to list some of the bad things about living in the United Kingdom. "It rains a lot and is quite gloomy weather-wise for much of the time. People are quite negative, sarcastic, and bitter though I don't mind that so much. But it is quite a conservative country and a right-wing party has been in power for 12 years now, with all the corruption and incompetence you can imagine. Still, it's a free country and you have the right to criticize the government as much as you want, which is something," she said.

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    #2

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This is helpful everywhere.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the fancy coffee thing became a thing, it's really hard to get filter coffee. Remember when you asked for coffee and it was poured from a percolator? And now pods are so popular for home use it's hard to find decent filter coffee machines at reasonable prices for home use. Am I alone in missing a decent cup of filter?

    Jake B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we are out there nursing our old machines and keeping quiet so others do not know we have them. PS I live on another planet, you can not find me or my machine. Hahaha

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    String cheese muppet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have it simple if you can have it fancy, weird and complicated

    Louise Platiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one. Ordering coffee has become an exercise in how to sound pretentious.

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve got to see this clip, it’s from the movie “Role Models” and the main character flips out about Starbucks’s BS. I’ve got to agree. https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g

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    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am copying this out for my mother

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was visiting my brother in Scotland (I live in Oz). We went to a club and I asked for a long black, he nearly fainted as the guy serving was black.

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A description would be lovely. I have to google what is the different of white coffee & milky coffee. LOL

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please share that knowledge. We all want to know.

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    Hatred Pony
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I think about this, the funnier it is. 🤣💀

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he put up a spirited defence........sorry.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He tried, but the prosecution saw right through it.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, c'mon. If you cant' throw your hands in the air while wailing wooooo in a cemetery, where the hell can you?

    Wiebke Smeulders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he just say woooo or did he dress up for the occasion, too? 🤔

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness they never saw George in his gorilla suit

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please note: phenomena without mass are unable to create sounds. Just wear a white sheet and cut two eye holes

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine fining someone for throwing their arms and saying wooo

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    "52% of the people who voted in the referendum also voted for Brexit, which has been a disaster. And now we have the cost of living crisis with energy bills rising to ridiculous levels. So don't move here if you don't have much money!"

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    According to Ariane the inflation and cost-of-living situation haven't been too bad so far, but she believes that things are going to get worse in October. "And then even worse in January as the energy price cap rises. It's going to affect so many people badly that it's quite terrifying—and so far the government have barely done anything to mitigate this." In short, the worst is still to come. This winter will be difficult, there's hardly any doubt about that.

    In the comedian's opinion, the quality of life in the UK has gone down since the Brexit vote. "Though how much of that is due to Brexit varies depending on who you ask," she noted that things aren't as clear-cut. "Some of it is down to the pandemic and the global economy. But, yeah, everything costs 1.5x the amount in the shops, our energy bills are spiraling out of control, there's a shortage of home appliances and our new prime minister promises to be just as incompetent. So if you can move to, say, France or Germany or Canada instead, I'd strongly advise it!"

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    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the goose warning has levels. 😂🤣😂🤣

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live across from a pond that has geese- they need threat levels. Snort

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    mayaexists
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goose are no joke. Almost got attacked once while biking

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... is the scale 1-5... I imagine 1-10, or even 100... based on the number of geese...

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the swan infestation at Covent Garden was truly spectacular

    String cheese muppet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gasp* a goose conspiracy aswell! The birds are taking over

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes you feel any better, birds are not, in fact, real.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear Brits say sorry more than Canadians lol.

    astrolover 95
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than in America where somebody will just run into you then get pissed off that you had the nerve to not move out of their way.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's engrained in our DNA. This is one person trying to get past people queuing for the tills in a shop

    Jo Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I thought more like someone is contemplating whether to buy a Stilton or a Somerset Brie and unaware they are blocking the access to cheddar that’s on my shipping list ;)

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    Aisling (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worries me I know exactly what situation this is. This is someone trying to squeeze past someone else in a shop, likely either through the doorway or to get to a shelf.

    Loolie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone bumps into me I always say sorry first, I can't help it.

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I say sorry nicely to someone when they bump into me and cuss them out in my head.

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    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they say 70% of communication is non verbal. I have had this conversation many times.

    Tom Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Canadian makes perfect sense to me

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically what happens in the Midwestern U.S.

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ope sorry, didn't see ya there" every day at the grocery store

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    Limey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well who do you think taught them?

    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy - trying to get to your cinema/theatre seat and someone's in the way. Obvious!

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought Person 1 was standing in front of a supermarket shelf trying to make a decision, and Person 2 knew exactly what they wanted and was ducking in to grab it while Person 1 was still thinking.

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    KindyKaiako
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum (British ofc) once bumped into a display mannequin santa and said sorry to him, and then proceeded to say sorry to him for her mistake - that he was a mannequin !

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    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fantastically useful piece of information. So sensible.

    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £17 a roll in 1997? What was the wallpaper made from? Crushed velvet?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I renovated my entire house and left little notes along the way for the next person who renovates it.

    Username 2 comment
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I however they were “I will come back and get revenge” and “I never left I have been living in the attic this whole time”

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    Farid Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually people would wrote 'Do not crack open the floor, there where the bodies are'.

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true. so totally irritating.

    Patrick Whittington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest British thing to me ever that they dont like cold tea.

    Anne S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidence learning history is not just informative but pertinent in day to day life.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s excellent advice for the next person who owns the home!!

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    At the time of writing, the Great British Memes project had 924k followers on Facebook, 15.7k fans on Twitter, as well as another 1.6 million loyal supporters over on Instagram. It’s easy to see why the memes are so popular. GBM covers a wide range of topics, from current news to evergreen jokes about daily life as a Brit. From rising costs of, well, pretty much everything, to quips about the outgoing PM, Boris Johnson.

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    Yours truly spent over half a decade living in the UK, so when it comes to British culture, I know a bit about everything. And for any cultural gaps in my knowledge, I just put on a random episode of ‘Blackadder’ and let Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, and Hugh Laurie explain the nuances in comedic form. Either that or I rewatch the Three Flavors Cornetto Trilogy for the umpteenth time. There's something about small country towns that just hit different, isn't there?

    What I personally think of when I think of the British is reserved politeness, genuine warmth once you crack through that icy exterior (perhaps they thought I was French?), and an awe-inspiring array of biscuits and snacks on offer with the cup of tea you’re offered. (I prefer Earl Grey with a splash of milk, no sugar, in case you were wondering, Pandas.)

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the doctor's wife have an affair with the pharmacist? He was the only one who could read the husband's love letters!

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do doctors write like this? If I was a doctor I’d try to be as legible as possible so there are no errors. I just got a physiotherapy referral and I can’t even make out the word “physiotherapy” (it looks like it says “provolone,” honestly. Which, tbf, I could also use.)

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. It's 100 mg of Fentanyl every hour. Prince said so.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctors in my country don't write anything by hand anymore, typing on computer only, and IT'S STILL ILLEGIBLE. Learn to spell, doc!

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its looks like my lecture notes

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Doctor has no clue what to do and writes like this hoping somebody else can figure it out.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can usually make out scripts but anything else I'm at a loss

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    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £100 for a tank of petrol in UK these days.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $75 and higher in California.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. $40 minimum to fill what would normally be $20. Bleh.

    Hunter/Golden Guard Simp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not Expecto Petronum. Its EXPECTO PETRONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

    mayaexists
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is irrelevant but I was the 69th upvote

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a limited energy control by the superpower nation.

    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in my country. Headline news (2 days ago): Indonesia hikes fuel prices by up to 32% to rein in ballooning subsidies.

    Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very crazy idea... hear me out... :......................................ride a bike.............use public transport.......................walk..........

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might work where you live, but does not work everywhere. I can't ride a bike to work as the roads are too narrow to allow for cars and bikes. Cycle paths are not always an option especially in rural parts of the UK. It's also quite hilly here. No way you would bike up a winding hilly road in the dark (as it is in many parts of UK during winter to get to work for 8:30) when only room for cars. As for public transport, outside of cities - busses often don't run when you need them, with maybe 2 runs in the middle of the day. No good for jobs. If you work further and want a train, even when they are not on strike, many are hard to get to. You have to drive to them, tickets are not cheap and often parking at stations is very expensive. UK is full of places riding, walking or public transport is not an option.

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    Mia Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And although i See many people leaving their engine on at train stops (? Crossing?), or on the sidewalk (illegal too) to eat a icecream, smoke and talk to friends (running motorbike, Kind of Chopper nearby) while burning the clearly not endless fossils.... I don't get it. It is not expwnsive enough for some people!

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For very short stupid it can be more efficient to idle than to restart the engine, better on the battery as well

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, the person who lived two doors down from us until he passed away a few years ago, bought that house in the 50s and it cost him £2500 at the time.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much the same with my parents. They bought theirs in the 60s for something like £3k. They only moved out of it 6 years ago. However, it is difficult to compare prices, as this was pre-decimalisation and average earnings were about £700-£1k pa.

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    Farid Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The value of money is different between years. What we view 'cheap' now may actually 'expensive' back then.

    Limey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in the 50s his income was probably 2 quid a week. It’s all relative.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to know the British have clueless forking fossils too. Something to unite all nations!

    Taff Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents paid £400 for their first (only) house. My sister still lives in it.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only bought a house last year, and it's value has gone up loads, so my husband gets excited - lets sell! I'm like - and buy what exactly? All the prices went up, it's meaningless. Except if we hadn't managed last year, no way we could now. Stupid stupid system.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. My coworker with her husband bought spacious flat back in the early 80s. Converted to Euro or USD - she paid around 8300.

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on equivalencies, that’s just a bit under $30,000 today. Good bit of money for the time.

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    david smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Back then” we didn’t “own” that house any more than now we merely took on a massive debt . It appeared just a big a financial mountain as it does now - my wife and I had many sleepless nights of worry trying to plan for the next repayment .

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    To truly get British humor, you have to be a fan of sarcasm, multi-layered irony, and a strong sense of cynicism. You should also, ideally, be open to taking the mickey out of yourself. There’s something about being geographically separated from the rest of the European mainland that changes how people approach life.

    Suddenly, you have a massive navy, a desire to conquer the world, build endless gorgeous parks, and talk about the weather while in a queue for, well, pretty much everything. At the same time, British humor is extremely universal and relatable, as well as very niche and personal.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, plan your defensive eating before purchase.

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering...Did the takeaway do this simply as a funny warning sign, or were they actually accused of training the seagulls?

    Atreïdes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a story behind every caution/“do not” sign…

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    TheHalloweenTeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time I was eating my sandwich in silence at the Pearl Harbor memorial when a motherflapping seagull flew up to me and took a huge chunk out of my sandwich! I threw it away after that, darn seagull. The disrespectfulness.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seagull: "Thanks for the rest of the sandwich too."

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    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And I'm sorry for the incontinence.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious how many customers expected a refund prior to this sign.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know why they thought the stand owed them food. Your the idiot for not paying attention.

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    Keblr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same seagull that wrote #4

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar in this notice is disgusting!

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely someone to whom English is a second or third language.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you didn't say where the "c" went!

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's Phteven's brother

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which reminds me: Who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cup of coffee, why did MarC need to clarify how it is spelled?

    McGovernor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hairdresser once told me her name is Carolyne spelt with a Y... so naturally I said Yaroline?

    Elizabeth Van Oers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In coffeeshops, my name is Clementine-Esmeralda 😁

    Apatheist 62
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The MOST British thing (which I appreciate non-Brits probably won't get) was when this first came out - the chap at the front was asked his name, and someone from further back in the queue shouted out "Don't tell him, Pike!"

    TheHalloweenTeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your name is Meagan you'll get it the worst: Megan, Meagan, Meagan, Magan. It's my aunt's name and whenever we go to Starbucks she says her name is Sophia.

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a 7 hour car journey we had all the weather, ALL

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took my (non Brit) husband to Anglesey. Look left, beautiful sunny sky. Look right, black clouds bit of lightning. Look straight ahead, rainbow. He could not decided if he loved it or hated it.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a panorama picture I took while standing on a hill in South Wales: it's raining on the left, sunshine in the middle, overcast and then snowing on the right end. I sent it back home to my parents and asked for a ticket for the earliest flight they can find so I can go back home. 😂

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is as good a reason as any to go naked

    Víctor Alfonso García Olmo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I went to London I got the flu (I' m spanish). In august!!!!!

    david smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    influenza has very little to do with the weather

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in my location. We never put winter clothes away for a season. Got to carry blankets, extra water, matches, candles, and emergency rations in the car year round. Also have to take all food, gum, mints, all wrappers/trash, and hand sanitizer in the house at night because of bears. They will break into cars if they smell anything in them. Bears can do a lot of damage, to the exterior, as well as the interior.

    TheHalloweenTeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I heard that it was usually really cold there... Like a month ago anyway, from a British person who was visiting the sunny skies of California... And 'loved' it.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hearing Crowded House singing in the background...'four seasons in one day'. 👏

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    A while back, Bored Panda had a couple of great chats about British culture and humor with comedy writer and comedian Ariane, from London.

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    In her eyes, the character of the British as a nation can be described as “witty, grumpy, cynical, endearing, passive-aggressive, repressed, kind, tolerant, and reserved.”

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    String cheese muppet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes🥺. it’s terrible. At least I got there before my brothers

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is exclusive to Brits.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Accidently" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one more.... well I can't just save these few, I might as well eat them.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, if they're Chocolate Digestives!

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scottish shortbreads are my favourite

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the half biscuit that fell off into your cup after you dunked it in your tea.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I always know what I fancy is a whole packet of biscuits.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! I wouldn't want them to go stale ;)~

    Preben Lang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy little snackcidents… 🍪

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    String cheese muppet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minute of silence for all forgotten teas please 😔🙏

    Glitterati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband heats up in the microwave then forgets it then hears it again. He’s a freakin’ animal.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utter heartbreak! And I will not put it in the microwave like a savage, just, no

    Melanie Filmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming a close 2nd is enjoying a cuppa, going to take another drink and it's all gone! 😭😭😭

    sinking kitchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every time.. I'm so adhd I keep forgetting I already finished it 2 seconds ago 😅

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. and you just sadly sip at it...

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just make it into iced tea

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it leaves a stain inside the cup

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a problem if you have milk in your tea. I'm an Earl Grey and lemon person, and it's good hot, middling, and cold.

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    Khara Mei
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me that I wish I had my camera on me several years ago as there was a bloody amazing Snape cospleyer was strutting through Kings Cross station.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, seriously?? My condolences buddy 😔

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell's downvoting everyone for nothing?

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The downvote goblins are out again. They are just twats. Have an upvote.

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right down to the smallest detail...notice Hagrid's shoes??? 😂

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK good picture how many times did you take the bus to get this

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    For comedy expert Ariane, some of the things that are thoroughly British include: "National Trust historic properties, Grade II-listed houses, Routemaster buses, ancient magazines in doctors' waiting rooms, people moaning about the weather (and also moaning about public transport and celebrities and the government)... queues, sunburn, red postboxes, the Royal family, pop music, and great jokes.” And while some of these are totally British, others are a tad more relatable.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh. If those are storm clouds I'm all for it.

    Nobody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, it's 3 in the afternoon. it will be propper dark soon

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    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places in the UK had terrific thunderstorms last night. Not my area though.

    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, where I am we had a fantastic storm! Thunder and lightning for a good 20 minutes. Was wonderful to watch while snug inside!

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    harry Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Mexico we have that too plus Virga (rain that does not hit the ground)

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, that looks amazing.

    Amy Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the state being on fire every summer.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. I've never seen storm clouds like that in the UK.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all a lie. I've seen them plenty of times like that, no exaggeration.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get this at least two or three times a year where I live. The crazy part is watching it come in - I'll stay outside until the very last second just to see that.

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare you!! I double dare you motherf*cker, stall the car one more goddamn time!!!!!

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And I hope you burn in HELL!!!”

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the next mothef****ng left motherf****r.

    Graham Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You DARE leave the handbrake off, you fu*k*r!, I dare you, I double dare you, you motherf**ker!!!

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a great instructor. Its just all the snakes in the car!

    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll end up one fine m**********n’ driver.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't pay his 'taxes', That's why we don't see much of him in the movies nowadays! 😮

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband sees it as a challenge and attempts to keep up, the cashier seeing this then speeds up - it's a delightful game that I stand watching with great amusement and a tissue ready to wipe husbands brow if it gets too much

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aldi just upgraded the cashier lanes in my city. Now there are two item bays with indivudual EC pay options with a mechanical divider in the middle. So when allyour stuff is in bay one and you are still packing.. the cashier moves the divider and rapidly slides stuff from the next customer in bay two... Ultraefficient...

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had those in Canada, Superstore, forever. Saves one's nerves. Superstore owned by Loblaws, British family company. We can get our British specialty treats no bother. 🤗

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are too fast you are too slow. Sorry 🤷‍♀️

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be pretty alarming the first few times, honestly

    sinking kitchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cashier - at a place that has 'normal' sized checkout area belts (dunno how to describe it) - I do just find it so very annoying when a customer proceeds to pack EVERYTHING before they look up and pay, after I've already told them their total 🙄

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    England is the Karen homeland, it seems.

    Darquestar1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will stop a cashier and point blank ask if they are paid by the hour or by the item. Slow down. I cannot move that fast. I am not moving any faster and Ill holdup the whole line if I feel like it if they don't slow down.

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    The comedy expert’s gastronomic advice for anyone who’s going to the United Kingdom for the first time was as follows: "Go to the seaside town of Whitby and try fish and chips. Or a steak and kidney pie with gravy. You can thank me later," she told Bored Panda.

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    jade s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always had sugar in my tea. That's how I like it and I'm not ashamed. But the amount of people that thinks its OK to openly judge me and suggest I reduce it by half a tsp at a time to adjust astounds me. You don't see me telling you how much butter to put on your toast, leave my tea alone.

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The butter wardens are out there jade. Either the side eye, or the "you do realise that's bad for you don't you", or the "do you want some toast with your butter". I have buttered toast once in a blue moon, and when I do, I'm going to do it properly thank you.

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    Joroches
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say as a non-sugarer I do feel morally superior to those who do. Sorry about it.

    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I just like it better that way.

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    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not proud. Just diabetic.

    FatKid Games
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be worse than the people that claim to be coffee addicts, when all they truly like is sugar....yes Im talking about you, miss "I can't function without my starbucks"

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be universally everywhere.

    Cold Eagle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have sugar in my tea or coffee. But frankly I my dear I don't give a damn (if you do).

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who dose their coffee or tea with sugar are weak. I am British.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like people who take their coffee black

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I would like to add another perspective: People who DO put sugar in their coffee do not really like coffee...

    Supertuna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people drink it purely for the caffeine

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I don't see YOU volunteering to fight off the Saxon hordes!

    Masha Aguer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman is not impressed

    roepi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted a knight in SHINING armour.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry commuters, please make room for Sir Lancelot as he seems to have misplaced his steed... AGAIN!!!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the Knight Train that James Brown spoke of?

    Hunter/Golden Guard Simp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knight: *me doing anything* The blonde lady: *my grandma's cat judging the hell out of me

    Nicely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe they missed the opportunity to say "just another knight in London"

    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face gives me the impression she is a mardy cow, the guy has the right reaction

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    #21

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My driving instructor would stick his head out of the window and apologise to the tyres!

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would have taken the needle out of the roof and threaten me with it for hurting his car. (yes, he was obviously joking)

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    FlickeringLight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Hasbulla, he has a rare form of dwarfism. He's 19 years old.

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little boy looks so British it’s painful. Lol

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people, even children, appear to me as elderly people who haven't yet aged.

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trained to fly an 16-tonne jet off an aircraft carrier's deck two years before I could legally drive a car.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That child's face is so utterly British. I can't describe it.

    Anton Swanepoel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be surprised if you could. That's Hasbulla Magomedov, from Dagestan.

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    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandad at 4 be like "in my day....."

    Small and Annoyed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should punt kick that annoying man. What he gets away with is a joke

    Ramona Rhein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 OMG! That look!

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    The comedian said that this summer’s heat waves were absolutely horrible to deal with. As for why Brits enjoy talking about the weather so much, it’s just a form of small talk.

    "It's just what you say when you can't think of anything else to talk to a stranger about. But the weather this week was next-level. I'm a lifelong Brit and I've never heard people talk about the weather so much! Seriously, this heatwave was something else."

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one way to get around censorship.

    Nobody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't english amaze-balls. it was written fukcing, and at first glance the brain autocorrected to f*****g.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brain sees the whole word rather than the individual letters. If the first and last letters are correct, the brain just sorts it out regardless the order of the middle letters

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    excuse.you
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A late night trip to anywhere that isn’t work or a doctors appointment or something like that is fukcing exciting.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A late-night trip to anywhere in Houston is also exciting....but not in a good way.

    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're fantastic, yes. There are more staff than shoppers, and you can actually move around and look at things without all the numpties and slow people getting in your way.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night Groceries are the best!!

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    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Club orange and a packet of Tayto in Ireland

    Mat O'Dowd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Ribena and a pack of Tayto, also In Ireland in the mid-seventies. I live in France now, and my aunt sends me the Tayto Crispmas Box every Christmas. Nothing beats those memories !

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    Glitterati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a bottle of Orangina and packet of salt and vinegar Walkers in the 90’s

    Graham Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a coke and a packet of Smiths salt and shake crisps, in the 70's......

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teethmelter. Also scampi fries are yum

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    Vae
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD that is that midwest raising here too. A shirley temple and a pack of chips (yes, crisps I know... ), sometimes a refill if they got refills.(also, what brand is that chips, is smiths it? because I have a need to try those...)

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when actual chips (fries for you septics) weren't allowed in pubs. Back when they served real beers rather than just lagers, the fat in the air would send everyone's pint flat.

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    L hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got to wait in the pub. We had to sit in the car til closing time. Ahhhh...the 70s

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the juke box and feel the weight of the cue ball in my tiny hand

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late 90s it was the bacon fries and a cherry panda pop for me

    KindyKaiako
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shandy in a can for the kids at school discos ... Northern England 80s life!

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A crafty sip of aunty's Preosecco and a stolen dog treat.

    Luna Ross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit me in the feels lmao

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of fish in the sea.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. There is plenty of milk in the tea. Hence the problem Moshie.

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    Fraxinus excelsior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is a milky tea, also known as tittea, however, not everyone likes tea with the tiniest amount of milk in it. I love strong tea, but I also have to have a lot of milk in it, so my tea ends up looking like this, the reason, when I was little my family made it like this so that I didn't burn my mouth, and it has stuck. Basically, I can't wait for it to cool down.

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am clearly a heretic when it comes to tea and other aspects of life... but what is wrong with this? Isn't it just milk?

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point, it is no longer tea. It is just watered down milk.

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    Josie Bisbano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but this looks just right to me.

    Nagisa11
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the color of tea is generally determined by what kind of tea you're brewing. I mean the chai that I just made is very dark because it's black tea, but the oolong tea that I might have tomorrow morning will be much lighter. They both will have milk in them so they will look somewhat similar to this

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not tea, that's a cry for help.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ain't tea. That hot, watered down milk.

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    Comedy expert Ariane explained to Bored Panda that humor plays a huge role in the culture of the UK. “I think it is inherently witty and quirky but coupled with a huge dose of irony and self-consciousness,” she pointed out that Brits enjoy self-deprecating humor quite a bit.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to call the cops on them!

    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    River police. Looking to catch the Codfather

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they chasing down a duck?

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi, ya got a loicense for tha` , mate?

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the rescue needs to be rescued. When I lived in Denver, a tow truck broke down in my neighborhood and needed a tow truck to get out.

    Awen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just cutting off a speeding kayaker

    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I realise you expressed an interest in joining the river police, Constable Jenkins, but *this* isn't the way to go about it."

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    String cheese muppet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me pretending to make an effort to solve my problems only to say „oh well I tried“🤷‍♀️

    Glitterati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British people aren’t built for weather. Too hot and everything grinds to a halt, too snowy and everything grinds to a halt, leaves on train line for the hundredth year in a row and everything grinds to a halt.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 weeks later.......it's freezing!

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why it is unwise to light your farts

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, have you committed to stopping this practice, Paul?

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    Suzi Q
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works in my hometown where the temperature was 113f/45c.

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    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yep. Not a real pub unless someone shouts this too.

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    Brooke May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia the correct response is "taxi!"

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Any who have heard that sound will shrink at the recollection of it; it is the sound of English county families baying for broken glass." Evelyn Waugh - Decline and Fall

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    “It's sarcastic, petty, ridiculous, embarrassed, self-conscious, and underpinned with the knowledge and awareness of how silly Brits are,” she expanded on what British humor is like.

    “When people think of us, they think of the Royal Family, iconic images like London buses and phone boxes, afternoon tea, period dramas, and posh people—like Hugh Grant in Richard Curtis films!” she shared her thoughts with us about how the people of the world tend to see the UK.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately that website does not exist

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You let me down Big Tony. I wanted to learn.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, tourist Spanish. What more would one need to know?

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    Awkward lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a spoof...on second thoughts.....!

    Adam Eve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mi wanta muchos cocainos por vavor

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The midwest: *sets glass of whiskey down* "are you, challenging me?"

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fall in the Midwest US: 78°f in the morning, blizzard from hell by 4 p.m. If interested check out the stories from Minnesota's Armistice Day blizzard in the 1940s

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    TheHalloweenTeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodness guys, stop putting your State/Country. Sure, they also have some crazy weather. But this entire thing is about Britain, it's not challenging your area's weather. There's no need to spam the comments with places.

    Peign Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only British" is a challenge to the rest of the world.

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    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess you've not been to Florida.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess they've never been to florida ?

    Mike Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Florida is the same during summer.

    Vintage_Misery_Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hi yes its mobile, alabama; we'd like to have a word with y'all-

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading all the posts listing all the place weather changes radically in a single day: "Welcome to planet earth, where the weather is weird all the time, and will only get weirder as the years go by. Enjoy your stay.... and bring a coat, hat, gloves, boots, and an umbrella.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than 0 or negative!

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t have a negative amount. The robbing bank won’t give me an overdraft.

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    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't check. Assume always that you have a limitless overdraft facility. Until the bailiffs arrive.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because I just filled up the tank in my car.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... she is still smiling. (Perhaps they have yet told her the am.)

    “They see us as charming and antiquated and think we're adorable. Spoiler: we're not really like this! Which they'll find out if they ever visit Britain, but I guess most people never do, so we remain cute and posh in their imaginations.”

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    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I was born to mum complaining about the 'exceptionally cold December day' and for the last 57 years, it's carried on.. Ha, ha, ha.. It's funny how we discuss the weather daily.. But for many, I notice, is a way to start a conversation, so it has its positives... :)

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to take the mick out of Brits for this, until we moved here. Now he must complain about it at least twice a day, more if he takes a day off complaint about bins.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. Was going to post earlier but was busy moaning to the neighbour about the weather.

    VM37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only British. We complain that its too hot in the summer, its to cold in the winter, there is to much rain, there isn't enough rain, why is there so much wind, omg there isn't even a brezze.......

    Darkiriscat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's also kind of Dutch (I've got a dutch father)

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not British but I've been whining about the heat for the last few weeks 😃 I'm so glad it's starting to cool down. Our classroom at work could have doubled as a sauna But let's be real, I'll probably complain about the cold as well once winter is here 😂😂😂

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have much to moan about today as it was 45 bloody celcius in Santa Rosa California

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's another cheeky 20 mins

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have to look up Nandos menu-from Nova Scotia

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argos! Yes, I'm old. It's not a crime. Leave me alone!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just about remember the days before Argos even existed! I can still remember the taste of Green Shield Stamps!

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These didn't exist when I was a kid, we cheered when they were brought in. The tiny blue pens also never worked properly.

    Louise cameron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you had the catalogues and paper forms you had to fill in and take to a counter and the staff would check if the item was in stock. If it was in stock you then had to go to a different queue to buy said item and get a ticket number. Then another queue for 30 minutes for your number to be called. This was how I knew for sure Santa didn't exist. I was there for a bloomin hour with my Mum getting every single toy.

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    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just putting in a random number out of boredom to see if it matched an item and if said item was in stock or not. Thrilling!

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember when you used to get token out of packs of cigarettes that you would save up and go to a big Argos type store and get stuff? We got our very first commodore 16 using those way back in the 80's when I was in the single digits

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the days when they didn't even have these to check if what you wanted was in stock. You had to just write your item number down and queue up and hope it was in stock.

    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked there for years with these machines

    Alan Watkiss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As did I, then they went digital, then changed again. Then Sainsbury's destroyed the company so I left

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't been in an argos for a long time, do they not have them anymore?! How sad

    PatriciaB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is touch screen now, just like ordering online (they still keep the odd catalogue lying around)

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one? What, you stole one from an Argos? 😆😜

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    Henry Hagens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed their chance to say "absolutely guttered"

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how birds start to take over entire sections of the station. It's cannibalism, but it's so damn good!

    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    500000 second rule applies

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    Eris Kallisti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when you light the next cigarette off the one you're already smoking. But also they're a band, two guys who apparently dress like that.

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    Jennifer Sheppard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looks like Jonah Hill and Michael Cera

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chain smoking is when you have nearly finished one cigarette you use it to light the next one.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of Harry and Marv - Home alone

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, these are two American actors/comedians. Michael Cera is the one on the right. Def Not in the band The Chainsmokers.

    ADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh? they look like c**p???????????

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dress like they dug all their clothes out of a strip mall dumpster.

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    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people are like this the world over to be honest...

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known colloquially as the Dreaded Man Flu. Everybody who lives with a man dreads them getting it. 🤒🤮🤧🥵🤬

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband must have more English ancestors than I originally thought.

    Matthew Zornig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last Wednesday we stayed up until 1 in the morning

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    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covered no matter which way the game goes.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over exaggerated the time by 22 hours and 30 minutes.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an actor from The Inbetweeners. Can't remember his name.

    Francisco Javier Bonillo Ponce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know, you English, that to the rest of Europe you are a bunch of drunks?

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Win or lose, we're on the booze.

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practically every weekend in any county.

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    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After about 3 if i'm still there i'm prob not living-

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    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't even that big. I call them a size 2, as they hold two regular (size 1) mugs worth of drink. I have and use a size 3 mug that I got one Father's day. It says, "world's greatest Father, with Father crossed out and replaced with "Farter".

    PADNA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i use it as a measuring cup for 0,5 L ....

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    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I think we did at one point. Where did it come from??

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just it, no one knows. I’ve never bought one but I had one in my kitchen.

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    Roland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be sold in all London souvenir shops instead of miniature phone boxes. You take one home from your trip to wherever is home to you, brew a Pg tips, add a hint of good old semi skimmed Tesco milk, close your eyes and it takes you back right to your Islington Airbnb :)

    PADNA
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got one, i'm not b'itish. I use it as a measuring cup for 0,5 L

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one at work, I use it for soup. It was cheaper than a soup mug!

    Wannabe awesome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know why you have it or when you got it all you know is you never brought it but it is the best mug in the house because it is the most drink in

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One? Pffffffffff, I've got two!

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    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weatherspoon, a cheap and tacky pub chain. For those unaware.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dont look or feel cheap and tacky in Ireland tbh. Max they are a pound less then other pubs on usual drinks. Instead they are quite modern and fast to serve good food.

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    Aunt Riarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do rather like that wallpaper though

    Ciara Jane Eynon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times" - Big Jim getting kicked out at 4pm for being too hammered

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    bored hamster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the reaction of anyone who was in a lift with my brother when he was a teenager