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Even if you are not a cooking enthusiast or don’t watch reality shows, you most definitely have heard about Gordon Ramsay. Even before the fiery British chef made a name for himself on TV and the internet, he was recognized for his achievements in the food industry and the field of hospitality. He also owns a restaurant group that was awarded multiple Michelin stars. 

Two of Ramsay’s most popular TV shows are probably Uncharted and Hell’s Kitchen. In the first one, he travels around the world, immerses himself in local cuisines, and competes with local chefs. It is a delight to watch Gordon Ramsay cooking, but it’s the second show that is responsible for tons of Gordon Ramsay quotes and memes online.

In Hell’s Kitchen, Ramsay gathers several aspiring chefs who compete against each other in cooking challenges. As he watches the process and assesses ready dishes, you will see Gordon Ramsay yelling profanities and coming up with strong but good roasts. Some people might think this is rude, but the thing is, any professional kitchen is indeed a very intense workplace with a very strict hierarchy. If, as a chef, you are polite and forgiving of mistakes, your clients will most probably be served subpar dishes. In the worst-case scenario, someone might even get hurt in the cooking process.  

After all, the TV show is called Hell’s Kitchen, not The World’s Most Polite Chef’s Kitchen, so it only fits the concept. People who have interacted with Ramsay or work with him on a regular basis share that once he walks off the set, he becomes one of the sweetest and most considerate persons on earth. 

For this article, we collected some of the funniest roasts Ramsay has delivered on the show or via his Twitter account, where people ask him to rank their cooking. Which one is your favorite?   

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Nathaniel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me. *tries to quietly remove my salad from the microwave*

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    Noodle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough* That Vegan Teacher *cough* *cough*

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    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at that point, he had a revelation. Maybe this was all a bad idea.

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    Azziza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still in the microwave pie pan! At least transfer it to a real pie pan first!

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    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't belong here, not a roast. Gordon is always nice to kids

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    222srphn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    french toast where... thats some wheat bread, smashed up gold fish, and 2 dry a*s "sausages"

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an abomination of biblical proportions.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsay's recipes books always have a chapter covering Necromancy.

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    Stacy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spaghetti looks delicious. Hope you really cooked it and didn't screenshot it from Google images.

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    Destiny Thornton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. But it's nice that they did that for their wife. ❤️

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Caro Caro would admit that was too much cheese.

    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least toast the bread, you heathen!

    Nina Ramos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much cheese do you want? YES!

    ʇı ɓnɟ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg i work at a grocery store and its always funny to see people with a giant a*s brick of cheese

    Madison Arthur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to put it in the pan. Hehe.

    Laura Isabel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wider version of the Gov't cheese log we use to get back in the day!

    nooneimportant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm cheese sandwich, whats the problem??

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He Still Didn't Rate It Out Of 10 Though.... 👀 👀

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    Gwyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS a rather strange choice for a sign.

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    Allison B
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! That's Jin! Her boyfriend huh. He's definitely not but still cute of her to say. 😂

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    Stacy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finish burning them. You can actually use them for fire"wood".

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say "no" to garnishes that are entirely unrelated to the dish itself.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top one looks delicious. The bottom one would be ok if the eggs hadn't been scrambled to death.

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    Stacy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potatoes and broccoli look good. That steak looks weird. Where's Maillard?

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    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if he's omnipresent he's already there. And it's not helping.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grill heat was too high. All the sugars burned before the food was cooked through.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's oddly endearing with is bizarre marshmallow legs, hundred-and-thousands cross, and candy eyes that stare into the very depths of my soul

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks better than what my mom used to do to meat

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does his wife put up with him. I know he would NEVER speak to her like that

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Tomato Ketchup. Apart from that this is a nice dish.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a regular burrito with salsa verde and sour cream/crema

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    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like mashed potatoes to me! (not that that's any better!)

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point of including this one when you've censored Ramsay's comment so that it can't be read?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but needs mushrooms, tomatoes and fried bread. What is that on the right? Some kind of potato cake?

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a perfectly respectable grilled chicken...unless the dark bits are garlic. Burnt garlic is bitter and unpleasant.

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    Sherry Allison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone would get their feelings hurt. I'm not eating anything with a head still on it. With sauce of whatever kind also it's hard to tell if it's cooked enough.

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont want to know what this implies

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    just another teen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like they took all the left-over breakfast items and microwaved them for to long

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    Stacy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cheese is not cooked enough. It needs to be bubbling when you take it out of the oven.

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you arent really supposed to put that much dressing on a salad. if anything just put it in a ramekin

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    Federico Guerrero-Isaza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it called two floors pizza because they dropped it on the floor twice but ate it anyway?

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    Gwyn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do someone feel the need to puree peas?

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    Wild Bill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spinach don't even all point inward😭

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    K.H.M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a quick reminder people. Down voting a comment can get someone banned. So... Yeah. Be more careful with those.

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    Omiyaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an earlier tweet in this list he spelled Gandhi like gandy

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂