High school yearbooks are not only meant for jocks and popular girls to brag about their dubious accomplishments but also for that quiet kid in your class to shine brightly with some hilarious quotes. Funny yearbook quotes, after all, are something to be remembered by.
When it comes to school yearbooks and writing that little senior quote next to your photo, it can be tough. It's just not always that easy to think of a good yearbook quote for all your classmates to remember you by when you can't even use the same amount of symbols for your cool quotes that are in a tweet. This is why sometimes the result can, later on, be embarrassing, hilarious, simply lame, or all of the above. But not for these kids, that is!
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of people that have utterly slain the whole school quotes thing. We have sarcastic quotes, we have some savage quotes, and even some silly puns and high-class dad jokes. Whether these inscriptions were intentionally funny or not - they sure made us laugh! Keep on scrolling to take a look at the best yearbook quotes, and don't forget to vote for your favorites. We also wouldn't mind at all if you'd share your own funny quotes when you had a chance to make your own!
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I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed
Bless her heart. I bet her sense of humor is always making people smile
High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell
We Are Not Related
I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day
I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life
It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male
I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head
Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot
I gotta wonder if this guy doesn't consider himself 'trash' and why?
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black
No, I Did Not Have A Farm
Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!
I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them
"No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad
Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep
I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight
I Look Better In Person
He probably does. I think he's a good looking guy who doesn't take such great photos.
Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot
You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top
I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them
"Now, the roof is not my son, but I will raise it" is going to be mine
I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake
Easiest 113,880 hours of your life, sweetie. It's all downhill from there.
I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants
Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V
I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me
Awwe.. Perhaps the yearbook was the only place he got to 'make it' with Brooke
Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated
Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness
'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever
Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option
The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth
Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name
I can top that - I went to school with a guy whose FIRST name was Gaylord.
"what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim
"you Can't See Me" - John Cena
My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless
Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter
I Do Have A Soul
Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!!!
I Am Not Amith. I Am A Legend
100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru
Not Pregnant, Just Eatin' Good
Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else
I tried being Miley Cyrus once, but then the people that work at Bunnings Warehouse told me to stop licking their hammers
Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy
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