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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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    Caroline Murphy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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    London River
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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    Anna Lourie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

    Wiggity
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And far too many continue to hold those beliefs into adulthood without ever thinking for themselves about why they hold them.

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    Elizabeth Langley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women shave because razor companies said they needed to because those companies needed to sell more razors. A thought as well-- hair is a secondary sex characteristic, denoting puberty has passed and a woman is sexually maturing. When you insist on hairlessness, you're insisting on a prepubescent state. Think on that.

    Enomfon Asuquo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is forcing a woman to shave. I do it because I want to not because I feel pressurized by some ad on tv if you don't want to shave then don't period.

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    Sandy Gilliland
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not supposed to be there then why don't MEN shave their legs?!

    trix
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, men usually don't shave their armpits, do they? If it's all about convenience, armpit bush would cause A LOT more scent than leg hair could ever do. When was the last time you've said "ugh I'm so sweaty, my legs stink!"? So, it's optional, not a hygiene issue. For men's eyes and delicate menhoods that can't handle seeing hair on a woman, except on her head. Grow up.

    Felicia Dale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little girl once said to me, "Girls can't ride motorcycles!" I couldn't believe it as I was sitting on my beautiful, beloved BMW at that very moment. I said, "Well, here I am anyway." She was so confused, poor thing.

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh definite girly girl in the flesh... i want to ride a motorcycle.

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    Id row
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to a guy to compare body hair on a woman to a tumor.

    René Kok
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do leg hairs kill you?

    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you pick your nose? Why did God give me fingers that fit up my nostrils? Next question!!

    Yeetus Deletus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait who are you agreeing with?? i'm really stupid and i don't understand things well... please explain :(( lol

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    Lu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, just wow. That guy needs to go back to primary school.

    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents' friends' daughter told me girls aren't supposed to wear pajamas. Junior sexists say the most annoying things.

    Flo 4132
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what are they supposed to wear at night? Nothing?

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    Anna Mayu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our body kills millions of tumor cells everyday, but not even one of leg hair cells. So... what? Who was this genius?

    MagNat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't I upvote it anymore, I want to ;(

    Maggie Collins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a hysterectomy at 34. I took hormones for 19 years. When I stopped taking them I never had to shave again, legs or underarms. No hormones, no hair. Hmmmm? Actually it's no testosterone, no hair growth. Our bodies make both, just a small amount of testosterone. But how nice not to have to shave anymore. Yahoo!

    Jahnavi Rekhapalli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also leg and arm hair helps you retain heat so they're actually useful :)

    Flo 4132
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit alarmed that a seven-year-old would say that...I mean, what did his parents teach him??

    Silverbirb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leg hair is kinda soft if you let it grow out... Just saying.

    Skink Dog
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    7 years ago

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    Tumors don't have to be cancer.

    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago

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    Coming from a girl who's...not much on legs shaving either - not everything that's natural is beautiful or even not ugly ;P That's why I prefer jeans to skirts. Well one of the many reasons

    James Gordon
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    7 years ago

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    Funny thing is feminists love to grow body hair. And feminism is cancer

    Keuthonymos
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    7 years ago

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    Congratulations, you outsmarted a seven year old with a strawman!

    James Gordon
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    7 years ago

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    Funny thing is feminists like to grow body hair. Joke is feminism is cancer

    Joao Paulo
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    7 years ago

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    He did not compare leg hair to cancer. He just invalidated her argument.

    Grumpy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...by comparing leg hair to cancer. You just invalidated your own argument.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago

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    Logical fallacies on both sides. Following both arguments, we should stop cutting our head hair, don't shower etc.

    Full Name
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    7 years ago (edited)

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    I'm sure the "tumor grow" line is supposed to make the reader roll their eyes, but it's an absolutely valid point in this case. The logic checks out.

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    Amina Hays
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    7 years ago

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    He's seven! Cut him some slack.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't even wear one but now I want one

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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    Elizabeth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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    Tarmin Slingerfinger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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    Alex Bailey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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    Cat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the brother already lol

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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    Nina S
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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    Ozacoter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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    Erin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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    Rose the Cook
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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    Erin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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    Cactus McCoy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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    Bumble
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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    r3dd3v1lL
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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    nanashi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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    Miriam Vr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I name my periods, this month it's Barses

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    Clare McDuff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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    The Girl on Fire
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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    Random Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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