When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Carrie de Luka 4 months ago

Done this - it's fun.

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Caroline Murphy 4 months ago

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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London River 4 months ago

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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Anna Lourie 4 months ago

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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stellermatt 4 months ago

i don't even wear one but now I want one

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Ola Polowczyk 4 months ago

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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Elizabeth 4 months ago

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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Maybe a Kitsune 4 months ago

Yesssss!!!

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#9

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Random Panda 4 months ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Tarmin Slingerfinger 4 months ago

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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Person2638 4 months ago

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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stellermatt 4 months ago

it is a test.

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#13

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Alex Bailey 4 months ago

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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Dilly Millandry 4 months ago

What on earth is spackle?

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#15

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Night Owl 4 months ago

That's a great idea

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Cat 4 months ago

I like the brother already lol

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#17

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Night Owl 4 months ago

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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Desiré Yen 4 months ago

Organic milk bags😄

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Nina S 4 months ago

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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diane a 4 months ago

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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BusLady 4 months ago

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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Ozacoter 4 months ago

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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Erin 4 months ago

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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Rose the Cook 4 months ago

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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Erin 4 months ago

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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Janine B. 4 months ago

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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Hans 4 months ago

Women? Any animal lover!

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Random Panda 4 months ago

I think this was debunked.

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Person2638 4 months ago (edited)

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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Cactus McCoy 4 months ago

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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Cactus McCoy 4 months ago

Perfect one on BoredPanda.

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Bumble 4 months ago

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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Mother Mary Helen 4 months ago

Shanking you in the titty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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Person2638 4 months ago

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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nanashi 4 months ago

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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Laugh Fan 4 months ago

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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Night Owl 4 months ago

And you get your hair wet

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Jo Smith 4 months ago

Hahaha so true

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BusLady 4 months ago

Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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Lios 4 months ago

I did not, but now I will! That is hilarious :)

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Clare McDuff 4 months ago

😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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#43

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stellermatt 4 months ago

they get ya with the small print

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#44

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Beth 4 months ago

I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

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The Girl on Fire 4 months ago

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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Hurrem Haseki 4 months ago

Said no woman ever

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Ola Polowczyk 4 months ago

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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Daria B 4 months ago

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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Sonya Jersey 4 months ago

Uterus hires assassin ovaries

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Random Panda 4 months ago

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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