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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Carrie de Luka
Community Member
7 years ago

Done this - it's fun.

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    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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    #3

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    London River
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

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    #4

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    Anna Lourie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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    #5

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    i don't even wear one but now I want one

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    #6

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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    #7

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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    #8

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    Maybe a Kitsune
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Yesssss!!!

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    #9

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I laughed way too hard at this.

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    #10

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    Tarmin Slingerfinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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    #11

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    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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    #12

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    it is a test.

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    #13

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    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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    #14

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    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    What on earth is spackle?

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    #15

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That's a great idea

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    #16

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    Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I like the brother already lol

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    #17

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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    #18

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    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Organic milk bags😄

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    #19

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    Nina S
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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    #20

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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    #21

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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    #22

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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    #23

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    Erin
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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    #24

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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    #25

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    Erin
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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    #26

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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    #27

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    Patti Brock
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    LMAO

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    #28

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Women? Any animal lover!

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I think this was debunked.

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    #30

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    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited)

    Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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    #31

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Perfect one on BoredPanda.

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    #33

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    Bumble
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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    #34

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    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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    #35

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    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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    #36

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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    #37

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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    #38

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    And you get your hair wet

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    #39

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

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    #40

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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    #41

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    Miriam Vr
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I name my periods, this month it's Barses

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    #42

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    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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    #43

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    they get ya with the small print

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    #44

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    Beth
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

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    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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    #46

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    Hurrem Haseki
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Said no woman ever

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    #47

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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    #48

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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    #49

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    Sonya Jersey
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Uterus hires assassin ovaries

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    #50

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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