When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#2

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angryschnauzer Report

Caroline Murphy
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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funnystories Report

Anna Lourie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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dckpcs Report

Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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ariaste Report

Elizabeth
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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ellenhas-a-blog Report

Tarmin Slingerfinger
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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#11

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buginateacup Report

Person2638
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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#13

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sylniabab Report

Alex Bailey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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#17

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pocketcucco Report

Night Owl
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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alphabitches Report

Nina S
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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ilovenerdyjokes Report

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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#21

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loveandhappyfeminists Report

BusLady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

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#22

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madlori Report

Ozacoter
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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feminismfunny Report

Erin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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#24

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heart Report

Rose the Cook
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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#25

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zilverdex Report

Erin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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#26

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captainmjolnir Report

Janine B.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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#30

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babyanimalgifs Report

Person2638
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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#33

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jentuu Report

Bumble
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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#34

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heart Report

Mother Mary Helen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shanking you in the titty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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#35

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marzipanandminutiae Report

Person2638
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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evemarieoftheearth Report

nanashi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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#37

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library-mermaid Report

Laugh Fan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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#39

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natforprez Report

BusLady
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.

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bunnywith Report

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saynotodrugssayyestopenguin-blog Report

The Girl on Fire
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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sweaterpawssss Report

Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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#48

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tomche Report

Daria B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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dwarfvania Report

Random Panda
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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