When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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kasa alex
Community Member
2 years ago

Going to try that one nxt time.

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r3dd3v1lL
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2 years ago

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BS. The pay gap has been debunked time and again.

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#3

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Talia Johnson
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2 years ago

Isn't that illegal or something? ;-)

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#4

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Anna Lourie
Community Member
2 years ago

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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Megan O'Neil
Community Member
2 years ago

Every time I read this, I just imagine Chris Evans holding my boobs and it would be the greatest bra......never take it off

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#6

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Red
Community Member
2 years ago

You can run swim sleep everything but we will still be assholes and make the packaging really loud and hard to open

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#7

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Scuffy
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2 years ago

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I've got to say I don't think this is true, I agree woman's views are more relevant but I'm not sure men are more vocal on the issue. Same with religion, I couldn't say that one religion was more outspoken than another in the issue just depends what religion is protesting in your news area. Happy to be shown I'm wrong though.

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#8

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Maybe a Kitsune
Community Member
2 years ago

Yesssss!!!

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#9

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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#10

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Ugh, I hate it when that happens.Then I have to switch the hair ties. Good thing I have about thousand of them all over the place and they're also good as cat toys. Does anyone else have their favorite one or two hair ties that they wear almost every time until they have to switch despite having a ton of other hair ties lying around or put away?

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chi-wei shen
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2 years ago

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How many people on BoredPanda are delusional enough to think a violent and outright murderous comment like this one is funny? Would you still think it's funny if a man talks about killing a woman because she said something he didn't like?

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#12

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mulk
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2 years ago

Marketing and manipulations ;)

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#13

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Alex Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

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#14

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Pull or push? Anyone is buying that garbage! Neutral fragranced, cheap yet high quality products are available. You just need to bow to the lowest row on the shelf.

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#15

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Alex Bailey
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2 years ago

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Ice cream is a cruel idea.

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Pamela24
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2 years ago

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I don't get it, sorry...how exactly did he help her?

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#17

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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#18

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Desiré Yen
Community Member
2 years ago

Organic milk bags😄

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#19

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Nina S
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

Or three, he has to take it with him to try to fix it. Possible outcomes: he fixed it, he couldn't fix it, he tells you the price and what needs to be done and you both conclude it's not worth fixing....Another possibility, he's not a professional and he or/and the firma he works for is trying to scam you.

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#21

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Giovanni
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2 years ago

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I could still write "not all man say that" and be right, i said that not all all man say "not all man say that" i never said that i am one of those who don't say that.

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#22

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Ozacoter
Community Member
2 years ago

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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#23

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Red
Community Member
2 years ago

ALL THE DAMN TIME OMFG

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#24

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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#25

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Erin
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2 years ago

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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#26

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Tarmin Slingerfinger
Community Member
2 years ago

If I remember it correctly(could be wrong, this is of the top of my head), the people who are afraid of blood or faint when they see it, have this condition because they have negative associations(traumas might be too strong) that always surface again when they see it. It makes more sense to me that women might have more negative association exactly because they have to deal with (potentially painful) cycles every month :)

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#27

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Patti Brock
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO

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#28

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Women? Any animal lover!

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#29

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Random Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this was debunked.

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Person2638
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2 years ago (edited)

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

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#31

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

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#32

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Moo Moo Futch
Community Member
2 years ago

*Rubs eyes* *Remembers I'm wearing contact lenses* *Screams in pain from the dislodging*

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#33

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Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, I see you know my little brother.

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#34

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r3dd3v1lL
Community Member
2 years ago

Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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#35

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r3dd3v1lL
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2 years ago

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Quickly- someone call Steven Spielberg and tell him to remake Saving Private Ryan because the original didn't have enough women in the D-Day landings.

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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incoherent screaming
Community Member
2 years ago

Im pretty sure one of my classmates has done this at some point (13yo thing)

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#38

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Scuffy
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't forget the water slides down your wrists and your long sleeves get wet even though you rolled them up

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#39

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Anna Lourie
Community Member
2 years ago

i suffer.

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#40

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Without women, you wouldn't be born.

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#41

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Red
Community Member
2 years ago

This is me

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#42

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Clare McDuff
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂 I thought it said ‘standing ovulation’

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#43

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

they get ya with the small print

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#44

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Beth
Community Member
2 years ago

I love Tyler!!! <3 <3

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#45

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Samantha K.
Community Member
2 years ago

"Menimists" are the worst

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#46

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Randy Dhuyvetter
Community Member
2 years ago

What?

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#47

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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#48

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

seems legit

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#49

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Night Owl
Community Member
2 years ago

The hundreds of thousands years old battle.

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#50

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Giovanni
Community Member
2 years ago

In their defence, they are clueless and full of bs even in non women related plot points, you don't notice it until the plot point is related to something which you have real life experience of.

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