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150 Times Women Had Absolutely Perfect Comebacks To Creeps
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Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.
With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?
Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.
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I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.
Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.
This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart ass people write "twice a day"...
T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?
15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.
I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.
Proving one night of sex can haunt you for the next 18yrs!
I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression
WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?
Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a dick, but he would HAVE less of a dick!