Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Should have named the cat Sheldon :D

Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...

Like that guy phoebe dated on friends

This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!

Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).

I concur

STOP, wait a minute

Somewhere down the list we will find: "I thought I was making progress with the girl I like, until I found out she's a lesbian and she wants my mom. #WhyImSingle"

One girls creepy is another girls romantic (think Twilight) and stay positive! She's out there :)

Could have been me

I do that with Capri pants too :). Oh well!

Until you get to the window where they can see you.

That's adorable.

dads like this always creep me out

I have met many pet owners who admit that they sometimes eat pet food because it tastes OK. Or adults who eat baby food because it tastes good and is easy and quick snack.

i ate my cat's wet food once, and he just stared at me like "REALLY?"

My husbands cousin made dog treats in a cake pan, but also made human treats in another cake pan and left the both out on the counter... he didn't tell us they were dog treats, we ate some lol. They weren't bad, just bland.

I cook with baby food and make dog biscuits for my dogs 🤣 and they taste yummy lol

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My late husband was a kennel master in the US Army. They and the handlers were required to taste the dog food every time a new bag was opened.

My dogs had cheese treats and they tasted like cheese it's so when no one was looking I used to eat some

Eww.

Awww, share the love brother.

Don't worry, my husband has been wearing same shirts too in the last couple of years. And nobody seems to find it weird. Also, cheaper this way.

Should have offered your date some.. you would not be single anymore!

Worth it.

and on the opposite end of that spectrum, i fight like hell to keep my icing OFF the plate--'cause it seems like you can NEVER get it all licked off once it touches it!

I'll be here when you retire, Lindsey.