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Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
It's not you, it's me. A classic break-up cliche, but what if the same logic applied even before you were in a relationship. Dating is hard, and when asking why you are single it can be cathartic to think, perhaps the problem is not me it's them. But if we are being honest with ourselves maybe we do know why we haven't found "the one." Well, Jimmy Fallon of the Tonight Show has given his viewers a chance to air their dating failures on Twitter. The hashtag is called #WhyImSingle and it has caught on like wildfire. Whether you have too many pet peeves, keep meeting jerks, or haven't met someone that matches your special brand of weird, somebody out there can relate. Check out this short list of "Why I'm Single" tweets featured on the Tonight Show and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Ahhh yes, the starfish. My girlfriends presumed sleeping position, the only difference is her arm frequently tries to suffocating me and her foot is wedged firmly in my giblets...
This could have turned into a "conversation starter" had he laughed and explained himself. She may have found it (and him) appealing!
Hahaha I thought that was a normal thing to do. Before I went on my first date with my now lovely boyfriend, I looked him up and someone with the same name (name is very unique by the way) had a sex offender record in Florida (we live in Connecticut). Me on the first date, “have you ever lived in Florida?”. He laughed and said, “you looked me up didn’t you? By the way i know what you’re talking about, and if you looked closely, that other guy is much younger and he has a different middle name. So no, it’s not me.” Boy was I embarrassed! But we’re still together years later :).
I have met many pet owners who admit that they sometimes eat pet food because it tastes OK. Or adults who eat baby food because it tastes good and is easy and quick snack.
A friend of mine wore some dog food with toasts to an informal dinner and, even after he told that it was a joke and that it was paté for humans, nobody dared to eat it.
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My brother and I used to try all of the dog treats before we gave them to the dogs, the green Alpo bones are vile and I understand why dogs hate them
i ate my cat's wet food once, and he just stared at me like "REALLY?"
One of my best friends who is absolutely narcotic about her dog will make homemade treats and always makes me try one. Dog biscuits for the most part taste like sugar cookies made by a diabetic who had to cut out the sugar. That's the best way I can explain it.
My husbands cousin made dog treats in a cake pan, but also made human treats in another cake pan and left the both out on the counter... he didn't tell us they were dog treats, we ate some lol. They weren't bad, just bland.
My pupper eats rice and veggies,so yeah,not gonna stop myself from eating greens
I cook with baby food and make dog biscuits for my dogs 🤣 and they taste yummy lol
If you're feeding your pets human quality food instead of pet "feed" (yes, there's a HUGE difference in the ick factor) then you're golden.
My late husband was a kennel master in the US Army. They and the handlers were required to taste the dog food every time a new bag was opened.
My frends mom left some biscuits on the table in a bowl. We were playing games and he thought we could use a snack. They were harder then expected so we had milk with those.Then his mom came and asked what happened to the doggy biscuits she left in the kitchen.... That explained why dog was looking at us in "this" way
My dogs had cheese treats and they tasted like cheese it's so when no one was looking I used to eat some
I don't see anything so weird in these posts. Actually, these are the types of behaviors that will get a laugh when you remember. Everybody has something just a little quirky about them.
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I was bullied by my dad, who was verbally abusive, while gowing up and decided as a young adult that I'd rather live alone than be in an abusive relationship. Then around age 28 I developed schizophrenia with auditory hallucinations (hearing voices) depression and insomnia to name only those symptoms, and they took me off the market for the next two or three decades. So here I am at 59 still single.
For me, it's because I'm waiting for the right person and guys I have dated don't want to wait, so they leave.
I don't see anything so weird in these posts. Actually, these are the types of behaviors that will get a laugh when you remember. Everybody has something just a little quirky about them.
Thanks. That certainly helps! I look forward to reading your lovely blog. Cheers! https://www.united-airlinesreservations.com
I was bullied by my dad, who was verbally abusive, while gowing up and decided as a young adult that I'd rather live alone than be in an abusive relationship. Then around age 28 I developed schizophrenia with auditory hallucinations (hearing voices) depression and insomnia to name only those symptoms, and they took me off the market for the next two or three decades. So here I am at 59 still single.
For me, it's because I'm waiting for the right person and guys I have dated don't want to wait, so they leave.
