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Wendy’s fast food chain might be named after a sweet little girl, but don't be fooled by that seemingly innocent exterior. Beneath that sign lurks a world of sass, as Twitter users everywhere have recently been discovering.
The fast-food restaurant is well known for its hamburgers and chicken sandwiches, but it’s also started serving double helpings of shut the hell up to anybody brave enough to take them on via Twitter.
Check out this funny list of tweets and dark humor jokes compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. And if you’re in the mood for more light-hearted roasting, our hilarious collection of dad jokes is packed with groaners that hit just as hard. The moral of this story? Don’t mess with Wendys! Want to see more hilarious examples of Wendy fighting back? Then click here for more.
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#1
Oh Snap
Michel M. Prins 9 years ago
As someone who enjoys McDonalds, I still have to admit that I thought: Ooooooh, snap!
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#2
Guy Deletes His Twitter Account After Wendy's Roast
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
In all seriousness... does Wendy's not serve breakfast? It just occurred to me, I've never seen a someone eating Wendy's for breakfast.
Lisa Calzoncit 9 years ago
Very few do. It was nice when they all did though lol
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Ainayat Phoolka 7 years ago
Lmao! Got dammit! That’s hilarious. WENDY’S ALL THE WAY! ( I’m probably gonna get so many hates on this 😆 )
Christian Plays 8 years ago
they are just ROASTING people so much and i like it! plus NHride is busted "dope *** breakfast" .... more like "dumb *** breakfast"
#3
Wendy's Versus Burger King
Juana 9 years ago
So true. Burger King is garbage food. Would rather eat at Wendy's any day of the week.
Colin Dumont 7 years ago
True man, they used to have god fries but they changed to recepie so I said screw this. I'm driving three hours to the nearest Wendy's
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Bridgette David 9 years ago
Burger King used to be good. But they have changed so many. The worst things they did was change their french fries and the chicken tenders.
ahmed mohamed 7 years ago
i will not pick sides because I like them both plus there is a cookie
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
4 for $4 is edible food? Get real, it's cheap processed c**p like the rest of them.
Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago
He got reck there because Wendy’s is better and McDonald’s suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck with raw food roses are red, violet is blue I was born this way, what happened to you? GET ROAST B***H
Chen Allen 7 years ago
oh where is the trashcan where is the place you are so racist that you want to race
#4
Friendly Advice From Wendy's Twitter Account
#5
Asking For It
Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago
Oh Wendy’s you for got this he’s trash at trash talking and put this in your so fake that Barbie are jealous, roses are red, violet is blue I was born this way, what happened to you???
#6
Good Morning How Did You Sleep
Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
The Twitter handlers should all get raises! They are actually professional with their comebacks!
Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago
Please be honest because Wendy’s is better than everything and Starbucks but ima give Wendy’s 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, stars
Daniëlle Raats 9 years ago
I think it’s amusing how the Wendy’s, Burger kings and McDonalds off this world think they are restaurants.
#7
Obvious Answer From Wendy's Twitter
#8
Apply Cold Water After That Burn
Wulfur 8 years ago
I up voted this partly because I'm a grammar nerd and partly to get it to exactly 50 likes
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DancingToMyself 9 years ago
I don't understand something. Please, can anyone from USA tell me when you're have to learn the difference between "you are", "your", and "you're"? I apologies, and don't want to be rude, I'm only curious. Thx. :)
Angela Pendarvis 6 years ago
Someone should learn the difference between you're and your certainly before they were have a Twitter account. You're is the apostrophized form of and can be used instead of you are, ie. You're beautiful. Your is the possessive meaning belonging to as in your book or your car. Not being a total grammar police but FYI, you should have either said "I apologize" or "my apologies" instead of "I apologies". Just sayin'. I presume your first language isn't English since you asked for someone in the USA to respond, although there are other English speaking countries other than the USA. Hope this helps.
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#9
Good Pick Up Line
raincloud the whalien 2 years ago
Date a fast-food chain. Stranger things have happened
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Mother f*****g s**t. If Wendy's was a guy, I would go on a date with him
Shalini Pabreja 3 years ago
You do realise there’s a guy behind the account, right?
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#10
Fries Before Guys
#11
Just Ask For Wendy's Directions
#12
Roast Me
Damian Gordon 3 years ago
i do wonder who's on yhe pther side of the screen of wendy's twitter page is it like whoever wants to have it for that day or something? someone explain that to me please
Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago
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#13
We Do Not Cut Corners
Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
That is what we are told to say as Wendy's employee's...(im a former)
Kristen Lee 3 years ago
I can’t remember how this went down verbatim, but I remember the continuation of one of these “we don’t cut corners” bits where someone comments that square burgers aren’t natural looking and Wendy’s response was something like “as if circle shapes of meat are any more natural”. It was such a perfect response!
#14
True Cost Of A Big Mac
DancingToMyself 9 years ago
And hart, with all the veins, specially the aorta.
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foofoofloofy 3 years ago
Just a fun fact: Devon Peacock is the Simpsons character pictured in the pfp.
#15
Bet
#16
Bk For The Win
Tyler Friske 8 years ago
The only participation trophy they could win is a free hamburger from Wendy's
Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago
Bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnn. Fix you hair it looks like a gorilla 🦍 did it
Tyler Friske 8 years ago
Who would win in a to the death fight McDonald's or Burger King. Or would they both lose.
#17
Rap Battle
Jack Nolan 9 years ago
Goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words won't come out He's choking how everybody's choking now The clocks run out times up over POW!
Jack Nolan 9 years ago
His palms are sweaty, knees weak , arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
Jack Nolan 9 years ago
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole Crowd
Emory White 3 years ago
goes so loud, he opens his mouth but the words won't come out
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Just Run!
Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago
Smart tell your mom or dad to go to Wendy’s because it dose not cost a lot but McDonald’s is expensive and disgusting. f**k McDonald’s 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. The star for McDonald’s -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
#19
Comparison
#20
Deal Breaker
#21
The Wrong Place
Gabriel Banuelos 8 years ago
It would be better if they replied, "An hour on the porcelain throne"
Logan Scaggs 6 years ago
idk why someone downvoted you! I thought it was hilarious so I upvoted you now your even again
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#22
Advice From Wendy's
Swapnil Narendra 9 years ago
That is a reference to Hilary-Trump twitter war, I guess.
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Chris Gen 9 years ago
Isn't this girl giving Wendy's a compliment, saying that their food is not sh!t?
Stephanie Hutner 9 years ago
No. Are you being serious? It's an expression. Like, it ain't s**t, it ain't any good. It ain't special. It is a stupid expression, I know.
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lol "Wendy's ain't s**t" means they suck xD you guys are obviously not from the hood haha it's slang
#23
Hello?
#24
Square Patties
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Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
Heheh, anyone who watches gamegrumps knew that Wendy's twitter is the f****n bomb
Wayne Beesley 9 years ago
Wendy's McDonald's and burger Ming are all processed litter causing rainforest destroying shite
It's Caturday 9 years ago
If you're addressing the price, well, it's a discounted meal for ad purposes. Also, the labor is cheap.
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Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
Heheh, anyone who watches gamegrumps knew that Wendy's twitter is the f****n bomb
Wayne Beesley 9 years ago
Wendy's McDonald's and burger Ming are all processed litter causing rainforest destroying shite
It's Caturday 9 years ago
If you're addressing the price, well, it's a discounted meal for ad purposes. Also, the labor is cheap.
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