175 Weird Photos You Won’t Be Able to Forget

You can instantly tell that they are stock images when you see funny and weird pictures depicting an improbable scenario, lousy acting, and that peculiar editing style. Cue: ridiculous stock photos.

There’s just something about these strange photos that makes them so distinguishable and often laughable. And though these weird stock photos were primarily made to be sold, it’s impossible to think anyone would choose these weird pics even if they were given for free.

However, we like weird stuff, and we know that you do, too! Hence, Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny stock images from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and that will definitely make you say, “WTF is this photo?”

From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird, funny photos that seem almost unreal were probably trying a bit too hard.

And it’s not that we don't appreciate all the work that went into producing these ridiculous stock photos. We just think each one should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on in their head while creating these weird, funny stock images worthy of our list.

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Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

Grandma shows how to play the knife game for four boys in the living room

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175 Weird Photos You Won’t Be Able to Forget

Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."

Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On

This Proposal

"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"

Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

No Potatoes While I'm Working Please

Male Human Holds His Blobfish

Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best

Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Real Art

Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Goodbye You Slimey Freak

Just Taking A Bath

Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

African American Snake At Job Interview

She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

Man With A Cake As A Pillow

Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up

Sad Man No Stop Oil

What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

This

Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!

Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

"Lemme Help You Out With That!"

Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

Melon Man.

The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results

Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"

A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath

Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She's Not Into It

Large Pants

Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use

Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

Like The Father So The Son

Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer

This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas

If Samsung Released A Laptop

Soccer Mom

Moving Out

How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?

If This Isn't Me, I Don't Know What Is

Electric Carrot

"I Get It, You Vape"

Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet

Car Salesman Won't Take No For An Answer

Frog Dog

Guy Casually Smiling While Taking A Smoke Break And Talking On The Phone. Also There Is Man Tied Up In His Trunk.

Why Is He So Puzzled By That Broccoli

This Woman, Who Is Checking Out Her Own Ass Which Has Been Cut Off From The Rest Of Her Body

Ghost Riders Granny Has Dementia, Watch Your Ass