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“Just Plain Nasty”: 30 Of The Best Online Listings, From Hilarious To Disturbing, And Beyond (New Pics)
Giving a used item a second chance in life is a win-win situation; you get something you need by taking it off of the hands of someone who no longer does. And while that in itself is in no way funny, the listings often are.
Some hilarious—or bizarre, at least—internet listings often end up on the ‘WTF Garage Sale’ subreddit. Created nearly a decade ago, it features everything from some rather questionable items to things that simply shouldn’t be given a second chance. We have gathered some of the best examples on this list for you to marvel at, so scroll down to find them, and enjoy the deep dive into what would likely be the weirdest shopping experience possible.
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#1
Not Sure If This Fits Here, But I Found This Today At A Flea Market And Couldn't Help Laughing!
CommanderDucky - He/Him - cis. 2 years ago
What do you reckon it smells like?
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
I'd be tempted to buy it, even though it's obviously not worth that, just because it makes me smile
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#2
Antique Dolls For Sale. Sometimes They Move But Psalms 91 Calms Them Down
#3
Keep On Truckin’
troufaki13 2 years ago
Rumor has it that Jesus only signed 3 copies of the Bible and 2 of them perished in the great fire of the Library of Alexandria. So apparently this is the only one left. $20,000 is practically a steal 😝😂
Rose the Cook 2 years ago
It was probably really signed by somebody named Jesus, it is a popular name in some countries.
Stephen Smith 2 years ago
Fake, we stuck him on a cross 1454 years before the first bible was published.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Maybe he took the time for a book signing in between doing the stuff in his sequel written for the Jehovah's Witnesses
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With more and more of our lives happening online, it is no surprise that some of our habits also shift accordingly. The internet nowadays is far more than a place to look for information or talk to friends; it can be of use when it comes to nearly everything from sharing pictures to buying houses.
Our buying habits are one of the things that changed quite significantly with the rise of the internet. The door-to-door salespeople were faced with the challenge of competing against online stores, and spending countless hours driving from store to store has been replaced by repeatedly clicking the mouse by your computer.
Consequently, even second-hand shopping eventually moved into the online world; hence, the somewhat bizarre listings on this list.
#4
Well If That Ain't A Good Deal, I Don't Know What Is!
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago
I think $1234 is used as a price placeholder for sort of pick a price things
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#5
Big Bird. Definitely Cursed
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
"To pass this point you must tell me what color this is. *Holds up an apple* If you get it right, I shall let you pass through."
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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
Also sold as a set of three as they don't like being separated. Psalm 91 does not calm them down.
Nowadays, there is no need to make the trip to the store if you don’t feel like it; even if it’s a second-hand item you want to buy. A quick online search can typically lead you to an abundance of listings and all sorts of websites, from Ebay to Vinted, Craigslist, and many more.
According to last year’s data, the former—Ebay—was the most popular online platform for second-hand purchases in the United States, used by as many as two-thirds of the surveyed US consumers. It is followed by Facebook Marketplace (with 55% respondents saying they’ve used it to buy something), and OfferUp (with 24%).
#6
Sperm Bank?
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
Fill it with money, fertilize your nest egg, and watch your fortune grow!
Marno C. 2 years ago
I have one like that! Or, to be more accurate, my son does. His poor deluded Grandma bought it, thinking it was "a cute tadpole' and grandson 'likes frogs.' He -- in all innocence -- agrees with her. Neither of them understand why the rest of the family found this to be a hilariously inappropriate Christmas gift and are very puzzled and disappointed with us.
#7
I Regret Leaving Without This
Marcellus II 2 years ago
"friend". You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
My brain keeps hopping between at least three different but equally ghastly possibilities
#8
From A Local Buy And Sell Group
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Add a big blade and a few more bits of wood and you'll have yourself a nice guillotine
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
My BFF is into some kinky wild s**t, so I can safely say this is a bargain price wise
Even though now it might seem like it’s been around forever, Ebay’s history actually spans less than three decades. It was started by Pierre Omidyar in 1995, when after spending the Labor Day weekend writing code on his computer, he launched what became the forefather of Ebay—AuctionWeb, a site "dedicated to bringing together buyers and sellers in an honest and open marketplace".
The same year Pierre made his first sale—a broken laser pointer, bought by a Canadian, Mark Fraser. At that time, Mark was doing quite a lot of presentations and thought he could use such a pointer, but couldn’t acquire all the details necessary to make one, until he found the broken item on the website.
#9
I Present To You: The Funniest Sign I’ve Ever Seen At An Antique Shop
Draperdorf 2 years ago
The frog is the sober, nominated driver at the office party, who just got his bum pinched by his boss, who is absolutely blottoed and old enough to be his mum!
#10
Anyone Want Floor Burritos?
Nicholas Grant 2 years ago
If you’re gonna wrap them in foil, why not make them on the foil in the first place
Jason Hulet 2 years ago
And this is why I don't participate in potluck dinners at work, or any where. You never know!
Susan Teter 2 years ago
And on the other end of the house is Taco Johns...they get you coming and going.
#11
I Didn't Buy It. Think I Should Have Bought It?
Ember 2 years ago
I would have bought this in a heartbeat and invited all my mates to come over and watch it with me!
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 2 years ago
I looked up the movie they have tumb wars versions, Frankenthumb, the god tumb, and others
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Samantha Mannion 2 years ago
Yes I remember these movies omg they were satire movies in the 90s. They made so many lol they're all very stupid and worth the watch
Lizzie Andricks 2 years ago
there are a bunch of these. thumbtanic, thumb wars (star wars), blair thumb project, bat thumb... they're made by steve odenkirk, who also made jimmy neutron.
Kim Powers 2 years ago
The movies that guy (Odenkirk) is hilarious. Thumb Wars (Star Wars) is one e of the funniest things I've ever seen 🤣
Mark’s story about the laser pointer might put things into perspective, showing that maybe—just maybe—people selling all sorts of broken or worn-out items are not crazy (as someone might actually buy them). Yet the people responsible for certain listings, asking for hundreds of dollars for something clearly not worth such money, often seem to be rather out of touch with reality.
“There are a ton of people that... shall we say... underestimate or understate the wear and tear on a couch, for instance, and think that a couch that's torn up by a dog, or just decades of normal use, is still worth over $100," one of the moderators of the ‘WTF Garage Sale’ subreddit, u/Lyle_the_Crocodile, told Bored Panda in a previous interview.
#12
Someone In Pennsylvania Is Still Deciding If They Want A Career In Art Or In Serial Killing
TheNewJenBrady 2 years ago (edited)
The Goodwill store near me recently had someone donate an actual human skull with a glass eye. (Goodyear, Arizona) They called the police rather than putting it out for sale. This photo reminded me of it
#13
Found On Facebook Marketplace
Kathy 2 years ago
About time someone designed womens' sweaters with the actual end-user in mind, rather than just using the same template they use for men! Real women have breasts, you know!
Dim T 2 years ago
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. If you aren't I am happy to inform you women can wear clothes that don't have weird breast pockets just fine Also again in case you aren't sarcastic, do you think a sweater for a person with a big belly has a stomach pocket? Or a shirt for someone with big biceps biceps pockets? So many possibilities, the mind boggles
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They wouldn't be saggy once you put your titties in there.
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#14
Now With Real Rap Sounds!
Another popular choice among fans of online listings, Facebook Marketplace, was introduced in 2016, and made its way to the second place among the most popular platforms for purchasing used items rather quickly.
Meta pointed out that Marketplace was launched as a result of people already using Facebook groups for selling and buying items. It suggested that in 2016, over 450 million people were doing it each month, “from families in a local neighborhood to collectors around the world”.
#15
The Eiffel Cower
#16
My Heart Says Buy It, But My Mind Says No
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
I thought it was great until picture #4, where the dots from keeping the glass stuck on make his booty look more like boobs, considering the nips.
RajunCajun 2 years ago
damn it's $500. I looked it up, wanted to snick it into my ex-wife's house.
WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago
I hate that the contact points make his a*s and back fat look like tiddies
Valerie G. 2 years ago
I'm sorry, if my husband brought this home I would find it "grounds for divorce".
#17
Gently Used Casket
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
It could also be that it's open and yet there is a cloth draped over it in the shape of a closed casket?
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Imagineer 2 years ago
Caskets...what a total waste of money. Put me in a pine box. Better yet...cremation!
Jaaawn 2 years ago
That's literally how us Jews are buried here in the UK. The simple pine box doesn't even have any metal nails in it to keep it more environmentally friendly. Plus we get wrapped in a simple cotton shroud. We don't get embalmed either.
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Nicholas Grant 2 years ago
That’s actually a really good price those damn things are crazy expensive
Steph 2 years ago
For those who can afford. It is more expensive than „normal“ funerals.
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I found a used coffin near chicken treat in Cottesloe Perth, I went to buy some fried chicken and then sped home for helpful hands to load free used coffin (dirt and underground marks and all) into my car. Forgot the chicken. When my house flooded and I lost everything’, insurance gave me money for a brand new one (3.5k) to be exact, best side of the road find ever, and no I wasn’t allowed a second coffin, I used the money for bond etc
Shannon Hawks 2 years ago
i should buy it and keep it at work for naps. would you look in there for me.
Anyone who’s ever spent at least a couple of minutes on Marketplace has likely noticed that you can find nearly anything and everything there, from used kitchen equipment to shoes in odd numbers, and much more. But no matter how peculiar the items are, giving them away is better than throwing them away, as long as there are people who need them.
The moderator of ‘WTF Garage Sale’, u/Lyle_the_Crocodile, told Bored Panda before that they see listings on Facebook Marketplace and other platforms as a net positive. "If someone, somewhere wants your old prosthetic leg, it's better to sell it to them (or give it away), rather than having it end up in a dump,” they explained. “The clutter and chaos of the modern online marketplaces is a reflection of modern consumerism and waste, so it's hard to look at some of it, but it's important. A landfill full of prosthetic body parts is just as full as a landfill full of car tires and electronics."
#18
Hello, We Are Here For Your Soul
Steve Hall 2 years ago
The Dark Eyed Children, once you let them into your house, they will never leave.
Camber Hollywood 2 years ago
I'm sure they look a lot friendlier when they turn the eye lights on.
Unpickled Pickle 2 years ago
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#19
Found These Playing Cards At The Thrift Store Today
MEB 2 years ago
Me neither. But perhaps those who will take care of our things after we pass will...
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
I would keep them forever 😆 I have issues like this, I also have kept for 20yrs a clipper lighter vintage with a 1984 lingerie model on it, white lace panties and huge permed hair 😂 love it
Zakaar Bovus 2 years ago
I have 2 little plastic treasure chests with teeth I had pulled when I was like 10
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#20
Found This….. Whatever It Is
WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago
No it’s what rises up out of the motor if you haven’t fully charged it in a while
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Megan McFarland Estepp 2 years ago
It's the stuff of nightmares is what it is, I have a friend who would love it! Definitely keep it away from all the other dolls.
Redditor u/Lyle_the_Crocodile has a point; overflowing landfills are indeed a huge problem nowadays, and giving a used item a second chance to live might be one of the ways to slow it down, at least.
According to The World Counts, people dump over 2 billion tons of waste every year, which accumulates at a rapid pace because 99% of what we buy is thrown out within six months. As I’m writing this, there seems to be roughly 1,560,440,600 tons of waste dumped this year already.
#21
Bought This Beautiful Shirt At A Deseret Industries Thrift Store Near My Area. Gonna Use It As Pajamas Lmao
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago
Can someone test the website for me? I'm too scared to.
Jamo 2 years ago (edited)
It's safe and actually quite interesting, with a lot of information about the face of a man people see in their dreams.
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#22
Not What I Expected To Find At Goodwill
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
Sometimes in life when Im super depressed or bored, I sing the song and play Patrick’s dance in my head
pug nose curly tail 2 years ago
It's a classic... one for the books, IMHO.
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Julie MommaWolf 2 years ago
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Stripper Patric and Sponge Bob
Kayla Schuster 2 years ago
I would 100% buy this and put it some where I know will get seen when I die!
#23
Stanced Out Grocery Cart With Underglow
René Sauer 2 years ago
God, cars who have done that to them look so freaking awful. Just dumb.
Garth 2 years ago
Unless it is able to bounce up and down and comes with a banging sound system
Susan Teter 2 years ago (edited)
Hydraulics and sound system not included
Load More Replies...Next time you see something weird or funny-looking among listings online, you don’t necessarily have to refrain from laughing (seeing someone trying to sell a Flintmobile in the age of Tesla is indeed somewhat amusing). But it’s worth remembering that putting up a listing as such might be worth it, as you never know when an individual looking for exactly that shows up. Chances are, people didn’t think anyone would need a broken laser pointer either.
#24
I Give You Da Bearbulance
Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
I have a friend call Sam that bought an ambulance. He put a letter 'S' on it. It is now a Sambulance.
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago (edited)
It is probably a retired unit as long as it doesn't say ambulance and the light bars and siren are removed yes. The same goes for old police vehicles.
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Found This Terrifying Childrens Book At A Sale Today 😳
Christof Irran 2 years ago
If your neighbor keeps asking you to babysit for her and you want to say "no" but can't - well, this would be a great book to read to her kids, and she'll never ask you again.
#26
$2.99 At Goodwill
The CareTaker 2 years ago
This is So SAD, and I can't believe it was put here as Dirty.... it was obviously for Cancer or something, "Bill" cut that off for a bone marrow Surgery/Transplant, and most likely needed to shave his hair and this could have been all he had left, as someone who survived cancer, my long hair thinned till it was just one small braid, and I cut it cause I was gonna lose it anyway, Im guessing cause it was given/sold, that "Bill" didn't make it or passed away
LittleWombat 2 years ago
That's the first thing I thought too. This is someone's identity, a piece of them that defined a part of that human to their family and friends. This is Bill's trademark ponytail. And he had to sacrifice it. That's hard. THAT'S why it's in a frame and belongs there.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
I feel bad for Bill. Bone marrow sounds serious and it certainly must've been a huge sad event. Poor Bill. If you're out there, hello.
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
I work at goodwill... I would never put that out. I wonder where it was found
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
'Victorian hair work' used to be a thing. families would create a picture using some hair from everyone. https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=568723682&sxsrf=AM9HkKkZ7pTW5T5RScoMvPvX0zeJaToCqw:1695787897888&q=victorian+hair+work&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLhpKa9smBAxUAkIkEHdeYC2YQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=1424&bih=759&dpr=1.25
CheshirePhrogg 2 years ago
Well I know hair jewelry and such used to be quite an art even trendy fairly certain it went out before 2005...
#27
I Guess His Name Is Gum Parker?
Beck 2 years ago
This is a blast from the past. I remember vividly having this exact thing. Wow. Have not thought about it in 35 years.
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MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
I had one of these when I was a kid. it usually held rings while doing dishes.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
You need this because your bubble gum loses it's flavour on the bedpost overnight :)
#28
Rusty "Trempling" For $400 Has Me Shook
bigoldthor 2 years ago
The seller hasn't quite mastered the whole "portrait vs landscape" orientation thing.
#29
Goodwill Is Selling Some Preschooler's Papier Mache Project For $3
FoxRabbit 2 years ago
I don't know, aren't preschoolers like four years old? That doesn't look like it was made by a four year old.
not your average weirdo 2 years ago
Maybe it’s a very very talented 4 year old 🤷🏻♀️
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Lauren Bridger 2 years ago
Is that used toothpaste on the shelf? Goodwill has gone off the rails.
#30
Mcdonalds Playplace For Sale
Kathy 2 years ago
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just order a new one? After you've figured in the cost of dismantling the whole thing, transporting it to its new location and then reassembling and refurbishing it, it probably wouldn't be worth it, anyway...
Rostit. . 2 years ago (edited)
what do they cost new? I'd wager much higher. Easily in the 10-15K range. edit: $17,200 https://www.angelplayground.com/mcdonalds-playground-p-1144.html?page=39 3K is a steal.
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Nicholas Grant 2 years ago
That manager is trying to make some quick cash to put in their pocket my old McDonald’s. We had to have a team come in and take it apart and put it in the dumpster not allowed to sell it.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
A holiday place my family used to stay at had one of those old rocket ship shaped slides from McDonalds, which was cooler than this, and probably donated too!
Rob Chapman 2 years ago
"You must dismantle it. yourself". Looks like this McD's is remodeling and the franchise owner is too cheap to pay to have the Playplace removed.
#31
"This Comes Alive At Night And Poops In The Sink" For Only $2,500
Rocky Horror Panda 2 years ago
I live about 25 miles from Hanover. To think I missed seeing Mavis "in person" in all her glory. 🙄
Momo Skarsgård 2 years ago
That's close to me! I would have taken her home and put her on my door way. Lol
#32
😂
Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
I thought the same! Frog in a turtle disguise!😂
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I Feel Like It Wants Something From Me
FoxRabbit 2 years ago
Yeah, if the seller wants it gone so bad, why the f***ing insane price?
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Do not let it communicate with the dolls on this list! Also, maybe try burning sage, and a blindfold over its eyes?
#34
Vintage Wedding Photo Found In 70s Erotica Novel "Bitch"
#35
Today It Is Our Weird Garage Sale Item. Pls Buy My Cow
#36
From Facebook Marketplace Group
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she) 2 years ago
"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slüt and no other girls can say anything else about it"
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#37
Today On Facebook Marketplace
#38
Human Sized Rabbit In Victorian Dress, Yes Please! Yours For Only $150 Each, Down From $1200!
Momo Skarsgård 2 years ago
I have a couple bunnies in Victorian dresses. XD I know to some it's crazy but I find them cute!
#39
Shirley Is Looking Pretty Rough These Days
Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
"Totally not haunted. Please buy immediately and make it go away."
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
I work at a thrift store in this gentleman pulled up with a play horse that he wanted to donate. He said he couldn't get it to stop going off even with the batteries out and it made noises that it wasn't programmed to make. It was old enough to have metal springs for bounce and new enough to have batteries. I couldn't tell him no on the grounds of possession so I figured I would put it in scrap metal. Nope, my coworker priced it and sold it to a young unsuspecting family. I felt bad, I won't even touch ouija boards that come in.
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All I See Is Palpatine…
#41
Facebook Marketplace Is Wild
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
Wait, coffin for a gnome or a gnome shaped coffin? Either way, I'm in. Maybe literally...
Amy Smith 2 years ago
I googled it and got an add for a $4 noodle sandwich and an article about a 17th century bishop who was buried with a fetus.
#42
Anyone Up For The Challenge?
Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
Gently used before Bob violently died
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#43
Found This In Good Will. It's A Piggy Bank Where You Put Coins Up A Baby's Butt While It's Giving You A Shocked Pikachu Face
Donald 2 years ago (edited)
My ex's mom would 100% buy this, she was the crazy porcelain doll lady to the T. Had dozens of them starring at you when you were in the living room, wasn't what made me leave that relationship but it didn't help.
Load More Replies... Partycat 2 years ago
The hole for coins should be definitely placed on baby's back if her spine wasn't that deformed/curved. Although I think it's just a poor craftsmanship, not some pedo intention: there were quite a lot of figurines made in this style from China in gift shops in late 90 early 00. Cheap, not the best painting and details, but sometimes you could find something pretty and without flaws.
#44
Someone Help This Man Find Right Handed Gloves Please
Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago
Wait until the find out they don’t sell R gloves anywhere, only sright, meright and xsright and xlrights…..
Tamra 2 years ago
I don't think this person should be performing anything more complex than a light nose picking, let alone an enema.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Obviously he didn't even look at the photos on the box of the gloves being on the right hand
MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
This reminds me of a Chantix dream I had - Mom yelling at me for buying left handed toilet paper and me screaming back that my daughter was left handed so she should just get over it. Ahh, medication side effects...
Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
Dear lawd....common sense is the answer no matter the question!
#45
Hotdog Jesus
ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺 2 years ago
just want you to know you literally made me cry with laughter
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
How did he get ketchup and mustard everywhere already? If it's a regular sized hot dog, it looks like His first bite of it so far. If it's a footlong, has He eaten half of it already or has He passionately deepthroated it?
#46
Fried Chicken Scented Firelog
Krystle Deschene 2 years ago
Does it smell like the old kfc's did? Or this newer one that's healthier. Cuz I used to LOVE the smell going by kfc as a kid, can't stand it now. Idk if it's just me or if imagining things
David A Paterson 2 years ago
If the smell is genuine, I'd buy it, then cut it up for candles and perfume.
#47
Want To Be The Kitty?
T5n 2 years ago (edited)
It’s by Archie McPhee, so I can guarantee that it isn’t the weirdest thing made by that company. https://mcphee.com/
Load More Replies... Shayne Randlett 2 years ago (edited)
Before every photo app had a face swap feature, you had to commit to the gag
#48
Fancy Frog
#49
Living In Texas You Get Gold Like This Almost Everyday
Chris B 2 years ago
Brandon is a 'code word' for Joe Biden. Google Let's go Brandon and you'll see
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Jon Steensen 2 years ago
Oh there is just so much gold in there. Like the "pet free" pictures. But if this is not a joke it is seriously scary that some people do not know how to get ice out of tray can wote.
#50
Husband Died And Selling His Tools. Also, She's Back On The Market
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
That should definitely luere in the male candida-- I mean customers
Chris B 2 years ago
I feel bad for thinking this, but she seems entirely too cheerful for being recently widowed?
#51
Only Worn Once! Great Addition To Your Gender Reveal Party!
#52
"Best Selling Products"? Really?
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Holy f**k, I need this, I need it so bad, I don’t even know why, but I want maybe 5 of them
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
I have a lot of questions about the woman who is, apparently, smaller than the 15.5 inch crab...
Chris B 2 years ago
15.5 inches high, looking at the description. Just by eye, that would make it at least 6 ft wide
Load More Replies... cadena kuhn 2 years ago
There is a seafood place near me that has one of those giant skeletons inside. They need to get this to make them battle
#53
Bought A Cute Antique Barrel Today At An Estate Sale. This Was Painted On The Underside Of The Lid
PunchinelloTX 2 years ago
The girl is delighted to be dosing the dog with castor oil. Delighted! She sits on her pot and tries to suppress the squeals of her heated, burbling joy. Big-head Baby and L’il Ben Franklin show appropriate concern. The baby won’t remember this, but L’il Ben will, and it’ll haunt him forever when he takes off his glasses to try to find escape in sleep. Only the dog really knows why this is happening, how his life has come to this. Sadly, he can’t tell us and, so, we’ll never really know the truth.
Johnny OTS 2 years ago
Trying to make that doggy poop for some reason!!! Breaking out the castor oil!!!!
#54
Seller Listed Couch For $650 "Like New , Great Condition"
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
"Like new - only one person murdered on it." Fixed that for you...
#55
Quirky Picture Frame. I'm An Artist So I'll Make Something To Fit It Perfectly!
#56
Never Worn Doesn’t Mean Never “Used”…
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Move over a bit, there's enough gutter for both of us
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
“Stains from age”. “Musty odor”. Basically, someone’s vintage fap socks bought at an estate sale. Cripes. Also, that’s A LOT of fap socks. Just sayin’.
#57
Used Item For Sale At The Local Surplus Store - With Remote
Carla Phillips 2 years ago
Along those same lines, if you did want one, why would you want it to be portable? Like, are they taking it to work?
Load More Replies... sturmwesen 2 years ago
wait... thats that hoohaa steamer that steams the folds .... right out of..the folds
#58
Fun For The Whole Family!
Der Kommissar 2 years ago (edited)
Big seller in Utah and parts of Pennsylvania. the Amish parts.
#59
Stony Mountain Crotch Crickets! (Found On Another Site, I Looked For It On Here And Didn’t See It So If It’s A Repeat I Apologize)
MagicJacket 2 years ago
Definitely bedbugs, Crimson Ramblers, Mahogany Flats, Bed Lice, Night Riders...nasty little b**tards. Tough to get rid of.
#60
Metal Cash Box Full Of Little Plastic Babies
Adam Silvernail 2 years ago
That's a lot of King Cake. There is a tradition in the Mardi Gras celebration in the states to bake a cake (like a twisted Danish pastry) with one of these hidden in it. Whoever find the baby buys the next King Cake.
Skinny Pig 2 years ago
Originally the tradition is from France. Also done in Portugal and some other countries, I believe
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I wouldn't use them because I don't like baby shower games but I know people who would freeze them in ice cubes to play the game where you have to melt the ice and the first one to have their 'water break' is the winner. I do have one or two I was thinking of turning into jewellery (not that I'd wear it).
#61
My S.O. Just Paid $15 For This At A Thrift Store
#63
I Saw This Budget Nightmare On Elm Street Gloves At The Flea Market Today. Freddy "Butterfingers" Krueger
#64
Old Picture Of Cat Chair Found In Florida
#65
I Guess Diane Didn't Like Her Custom Cd
Soton_Sherpa 2 years ago
I'd like to think that the problem was that Diane wasn't from the US - Cuban, perhaps! 🤣
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Rip My Boy Boobie, Found Today At A Local Thrift Shop
#67
Vaginal Steam Chair
Lauren Bridger 2 years ago
How come I've never heard of vaginal steams until today? I never knew it was a thing. Now, I've seen it twice in one day. It is for real?
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Unfortunately yes. You should google how Gwyneth Paltrow does it. ;)
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Paul Aguilera 2 years ago
That's so sexist, they should just call it the gooch chair so it'd be inclusive to men women and non binary and all the alphabet people.
#68
The Entire Bible On 79 Cds For $20
David A Paterson 2 years ago
79 CDs for only $20. Great value. Pity it's NIV, not my favourite version.
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
with a name like Paterson, I'd venture to say your favorite version is probably The Message.
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Sweet Thanks! Always Wanted A Mold Infested Suit!
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
A good dry cleaner might be able to get the mold out and restore it.
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
I did an experiment on a lace bra like this in 2021, (bra had been in a flood damaged dimmeys wherehouse since the 1999-2000s) I treated it for the mold and soaked it etc did so much after 5-6months of repetitive cleaning methods for moldy clothing it still vaguely smelled but was finally wearable 😂 I get bored and do dumb things
#70
The Tickler
Terry Armstrong 2 years ago
I would have thought that they may have been a benefit in proctology....
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#71
Do Something Better With Your Time
Juan Something(downvotevictim) 2 years ago
Gotta lower the suspension and give it another go.
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M O'Connell 2 years ago
I have to give them credit for the decorative coilovers in the front :D
#72
Not A Neighborhood Garage Sale But Walmart Clearance Section - This Will Blow You Away!
#73
Roller Skates
Juan Something(downvotevictim) 2 years ago
I would pay tens of dollars to see someone try them on.
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Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
Price seems high, but they were probably used only once. Very briefly...
#74
A 2001 Scorpion King Action Figure Found At Goodwill
#75
This Child Was Not Impressed With Having To Model For Scale 😂
Christof Irran 2 years ago
"...Not Impressed With Having To Model For Scale" - That's why god gave us bananas!
#76
Fish Sandals
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
Must have been a b***h trying to catch two bass the exact same size in order to make these
#77
Just, No. Left In The Wild
#78
Found At My Local Market. The Guy Selling Them Wanted Me To Know They Came From Real Buffalo Mouths
David A Paterson 2 years ago
Fairly normal, also fairly banned. Trade in body parts from buffalo is banned under the convention in trade of endangered species.
M O'Connell 2 years ago
In this case he means American Bison, which aren't endangered and can be rather delicious.
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Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo because they want their teeth back.
Unpickled Pickle 2 years ago
Bison=Animals that live in north america and are confused for buffalo Buffalo=Animals that live in south Asia and Africa
#79
A New Kind Of Find
Kathy 2 years ago (edited)
So it's a 'Do It Yourself' stuffed toy - just remove stuffing, take off eyes and nose (edit: and ears if they are attached separately, just noticed them!), turn inside out - and reassemble! Voilá! Easy-peasy.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Those are the back ends of safety eyes and nose, so just deal with the ears and turn it inside out.
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That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
It looks like the thing ant man gives his daughter in the first movie
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
A stuffed bear that didn't get turned right side out before being stuffed.
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Polar Bear Dreams
Christof Irran 2 years ago
And the moral of the story is... If you are a white bear you get to pose with the white beauty. If you are a colored bear you become the white beauty's headdress.
#81
Breast Implants ... Good Deal Or No?
David A Paterson 2 years ago
Good deal or no? (Checks web). No deal, new breast implant prostheses cost $300 to $500.
#82
Unique Is One Word For It, I Guess
#83
Leg
Xenon 2 years ago
Hopefully just got a new one and not the original owner passed.
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What A Deal
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Yeah. Like why do they have a thousand hot dogs, and exactly how long have they been in that freezer? Oh, and what TF are they made of (beef? pork? snouts, tails, and d***s?)?
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Lauren Bridger 2 years ago
Considering it's from around pigeon forge and Gatlinburg this is totally normal, but I would NEVER want them, nor let my family and friends get them either. They're probably floordogs like the previous pic on this list.
#86
Opened Facebook Marketplace To Sell A Few Things After A Year Or So Of Inactivity And Found These
#87
Only $75 With "Some Foot Stains"
Auntriarch 2 years ago
The straps don't show that much wear though. Person must have very manky feet
Daffydillz~ 2 years ago
You're exactly right cause that's my thoughts as well. OP has some nasty feet, shooo. None of my shoes have looked like that even as a child, after a year or more of wear.
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#88
Wtf Etsy
Unpickled Pickle 2 years ago
Ive seen worm ones, spider ones, and biblically accurate ones, but a HUMAN one is too far.
#89
Found On Facebook Marketplace Group
Kathy 2 years ago (edited)
Does it come complete with Paper Wasp Hornets? I'd need at least a queen and several hundred worker hornets to get the nest up and running...
Load More Replies... bigoldthor 2 years ago
At least he took the time to set up a professional looking image for his post.
#90
Never Worn Covid Christmas Tshirt
#91
Found This Cursed Looking Horse At An Antique Store Today!
#92
These "Vintage Wooden Cats" On Marketplace Are Unsettling
#93
Hmmm
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
There's a chance that kid is going to be raised with a very specific viewpoint...
#94
Tell Me You’re A Predator Without Telling Me You’re A Predator
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Eric Cartman - I am a young boy seeking an older male for good times. I am eight years old and would li- [replies start cascading over his message]
No Clue 2 years ago
Is that the NAMBLA episode? North American Marlon Brando Look-Alike club. 🙃
Load More Replies... bigoldthor 2 years ago
I want to know how they came up with the quite specific amount of 450.55.
#95
"Try Your Luck"
#96
Found This In A Local “Yard Sale” Group I’m In. Gotta Love Rural South Carolina
Lauren Wilder 2 years ago
Someone was actually selling those at a festival that I went to recently. I declined.
#97
What Do You Want Your Power To Be?
a random catgirl (she/her) 2 years ago
For 5$, i would buy this. Please make my power flight please!
#98
Another Thing I Didn't Know There Was A Market For - Empty Cigarette Cases
#99
Bus Stop For Sale
#100
Got An Awesome Comforter At A Secondhand Shop. It Even Came With A Free Knife!
#102
$50 For An Infection In Your Left Ear Only
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
So they didn’t even bother cleaning it up before taking the picture and posting it for sale? FFS?
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
if only they came with a cable to stop them getting separated....
#103
Local Racoon Skull And Foraged Items For The Low Low Price Of $125!
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
Someone is going to see this and thing and say, "Yes! I have just the place for this!" It's not going to be me, but someone will...
PotatoNinja5000 2 years ago
Yeah, that would be me... I have just the place for it- the bin. (Or if I did actually buy it, probably on my shelf with all the butterfly specimens and skull decor..)
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Just Plain Nasty
Rocky Horror Panda 2 years ago
You can buy replacement grinders. Source: I used to work for the company that makes these.
#105
She Got Cake Tho 😳
Lee Henderson 2 years ago
Make the hair strawberry blonde and it could pass for Kathy Griffen.
#106
Once Was All White But Now Mostly Green
#107
Low Key Want It
#108
Deerfoot
#109
Mfw Seeing This For Sale Post
#110
All These Clowns Can Make A Circus!
#111
£10 For Some Framed Packets Of Cheese And Onion Crisps
#112
Didn't I Tell You To Wash Behind Your Ears?
Der Kommissar 2 years ago
I knew someone who came back from Nam with a similar necklace. I wish I were kidding
Xenon 2 years ago
There was never a necklace made of ears in any of TWD series that I saw. And rightly so considering the history of such.
Load More Replies... Rocky Horror Panda 2 years ago
My first thought was of Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier. I don't watch TWD. And yes, I AM older than dirt, thank you very much.
#113
Imagine Turning On The Lamp And Seeing This
#114
Prince Charming - Pet Rock Edition
#115
Free Ps5
Greengrass 2 years ago
The dog, the coffin, the tragedy - and the piority is to get rid of some tech. Nothing fishy there
#116
Probably Had 300 People Show Up Over The Weekend, Then This Guy Showed Up, Wish I Got A Video Of Him Pulling Away, No Muffler, Probably Hear It A Mile Away
#117
Vintage Taco Bell Mex Pizza
RiotGirl 2 years ago
20 and Beach in Fort Worth, Texas. McRib all year long
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But Where’s The Body?
Michael None 2 years ago
"You moved the gravestones but you didn't move the bodies!" 1st person to get this quote wins a prize.
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
No looks real probably from an abandoned graveyard. Growing up we had family friends that had an abandoned graveyard on their property. Or it could be from an old farm. They used to allow people to bury family members on their property .
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
I’d buy it, but damn that’s disrespectful selling someone’s stone
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