30 Eyebrow-Raising eBay Listings Collected By This Instagram Account

This is just cool

This is cool!

The cat will still prefer the box it came in

Fluffy Yo Gabba Gabba! Absolutely terrifying :)

What top would go with it?

free "shipping"...

Oh... An Apple iTV! ♥

Untitled Goose Lamp

Big Foots fancy brother.

It's where I keep my dough ;)

Sorry, not enough pink.

For when you want to be a good gardener, but you just don't have those green fingers.

OMG AND SO DID YOUR GRUBBY FINGERS

Depending on whether the samples inside are real.. (and how much samples there are)...

This would be perfect for my two person horse costume during a rain storm though

Errr.... I'd rather be interested in the item to the left, please. ♥

Does it come with a trained crow?

Honestly though I know when I smoked I probably would of been like yeah maybe I could use this

Only handled a few hundred times. Gross

For gums ... yes, ... gums.

What should we do to covince men to do their share of housework? Let's make sexy clothespins!

They are not horsing around with the price

Pure 18k gold evil

Super cute? ... I don’t know. More like stuff of nightmares.

Sounds authentic

They were nice for about a year. Then they came out a new version and suddenly the laces wouldn't tie anymore.

This would look great in a play room

...attatchable to the former mentioned vibra-finger-holder

Eau de Toilet

I see that some letters are missing like C R A and P

Why Im not surprised it was built in Kentucky

They absolutely nailed it.

Why make something like this?

Perfect for morning commute

Goes great with the pink car interior (from another entry on the list)

These Reborn dolls are just super creepy.

Is it scented?

I'm in a state of shock that someone actually designed and made it

1 tooth pick, lightly used

I'm pretty sure I saw that box advertised in a Mad magazzine

Still has the original tag attached like it's never been worn! Shocking!!

I saw something similar but it was a wooden clock that was painted like a pizza that had no numbers and said pizza time and it was amazing

Liberace called, he wants his phone back :-)

This reminds me of when people sold horse manure in 1973, claiming it was Secretariat’s.

Yeah Jonni, it's very rare i tell you.

Those are repainted corner caps from a casket.

Kinky and stylish

This is where they used to keep their cocaine...

And its..rare i tell you

Nope, that needs to be burnt and then the ashes burnt again.

if it had more like 10 mil then maybe it'd be worth it but 1 mil?

Pricy

Crocs with Rocks?

Probably from the Golden Orb Web Spider... very common these golden webs. If you don't believe that...

Now we need the Yossarian table

If it doesn't have the accompanying book and it isn't in mint condition, you're looking at $500 top.

This is not unusual...

this is just plain stupid! if you have this much money to spend you better give it to charity instead

Just wait until the cat is out of the bag.

The price isn't quite sofa king low.

Looks rather phallic

He's going to bring home the bacon with this sale