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If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!
From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.
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S Missions 8 years ago
But maybe if they felt like it, they would get their staff to reply.
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Lillukka79 8 years ago
Or to complaint they can see the bottom of the kibble bowl...
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Mindy Keys 8 years ago
Get rid of the word 'back' and this makes sense. At least to those of us with overly literal minds.
Gerry Higgins 8 years ago
I don't see a "Contact Us" buttons so I'll just put this here...... YOUR STUPID POP UP VIDEO ADS THAT PLAY 3 TIMES LOUDER THAN WHAT I AM LISTENING TO ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. Stop it.
Gerry Higgins 8 years ago
Now I'll leave BoredPanda for today because you're unwatchable.
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Linda McDonald 8 years ago
I'm not sure about that.. my dog has me trained pretty well, but he has such a good attitude that I'm not upset about it! lol My cat, on the other hand, has been known to swat at me occasionally!
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logical fallacy 8 years ago
I thought they jumped off a cliff for the last watermelon?
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Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Hey Lynn? ummm, yeah I need you to pick up some more 'A's please?
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Warren Brown 8 years ago
What do you know, about the person who created this sign? They had WAYYY too much time available!
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Brandon Paltoo 8 years ago
Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
Did you have the cone smacked into your legs all the time too? I hated the damn thing more than my dog did.
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Tammy Chapman 8 years ago
I have to remember that one. That's a good one.
Load More Replies... Tammy Chapman 8 years ago
Lmao, poor animals. I always feel so bad for them. They look at you like it's all YOUR fault. Some of them will ignore you and give you the silent treatment for a while, others will get pissed off and try to tear things up. I saw a cat video one time where this cat, who just got home from the vet, was wearing a cone. He went to his litter box and just started throwing EVERYTHING out of it (on purpose, while staring right at it's hooman) using all four of his paws. He was one pissed off kitty. I felt sort of bad for laughing at him, but it was just too funny. He got his revenge though, the humans had to clean up the mess he made...lol.
Sue Clasen 7 years ago
These guys of Highland Road Animal Hospital really have sense of humour!
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Linda McDonald 8 years ago
Too funny, and probably true. Homey is very sensitive and if he realized that he couldn't answer the question correctly, he would be very upset! 0312171605...c71483.jpg 
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Hic Sunt Beones 8 years ago
And that's how Schroedinger really came up with his experiment. You never know which side of the door is wrong until you put a cat near it.
Lydia Ostromek 8 years ago
My cat just claws on a door but when I open it she just turns around the other way.
Margarita Papadopoulou 8 years ago
you are not allowed to keep doors closed - the cat
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NQ L 8 years ago
So true. My fur-babies wake me up every morning at 4:45am. Still can't figure out why 4:45am. Wish I could give them sleeping pills. Lol
Cheri-lyn Corwin 7 years ago
In lucky, I get a 5:30 wake up call. I'm able to hit the snooze and she wakes me up again at 6:30
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Maggie Collins 8 years ago
I think "Highland Road Animal Hospital" should get an award! 3 good ones in a row!
Jacky Finch 8 years ago
My recently adopted cat was used to being fed at 6:30 in the morning. I'm used to sleeping in until at least 9:00 - not any more. How do I switch on his snooze button?
Arlene engel 8 years ago
6:45 am. My cat starts walking all over us .sits on my chest rubs his nose against my nose, his whiskers poke up my nose, my eyes. He is persistent. We’re retired, I guess he’s not.
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Sue Clasen 7 years ago
Not always this is true, Would you say this about a pure breed champion?
Full Name 8 years ago
I doubt I'll ever have a pet again. Last time I felt just awful playing God and removing it's literal purpose in life just so I could have something fuzzy to play with. I don't think I could bring myself to do it again. I think people are far too cavalier and refuse to think objectively about what is literally being done to the animal. It's pretty nuts when you really think about it (pardon the pun) .
Sanchit Jain 8 years ago
My dog is master in fetching (licking) his balls too, sometimes he ignore the one, I throw at him for his original ones..
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Judith Havens 4 years ago
Great but darn now I have to find a vet with a broader inclusion of species
Kenneth Boos Lamy 8 years ago
in line with Aubrie, my male dentist married 3 times with patients
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Marie-Eve Barette 8 years ago
She might just be autistic and doesn't like strong stimuli.
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Sanchit Jain 8 years ago
That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!
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CatShatBrix 8 years ago
Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.
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Lynn Scherzinger 8 years ago
"pee on it and walk away"... why did I get thrown out of Walmart?
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Craig Hayward 8 years ago
I already do. That's my vet!!! Always a show stopper for saying on the sign
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Sanchit Jain 8 years ago
Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.
Susan Gardner 8 years ago
I think he means the dog grabs it and eats it before the 5 seconds are up.
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Vaida Kuodytė 6 years ago
My dog is considerate inside, but outside will grab any rotten piece of s**t lying about, if it smells even remotely like food D:. Like a toddler, ffs.
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Christopher Burzell 8 years ago
Read as: "Appointments available 7 days/week, unless you're a Shih Tzu. F**k Shih Tzu."
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Clare McDuff 8 years ago
From Game of Thrones - A Lannister always pays his debts.
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Amber Andershonis 8 years ago
"When a pug walks in with an itty bitty face and a round thing he can chase, you play fetch!"
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CatShatBrix 8 years ago
Cheetahs are just big cats... to me, they're always welcome on my food.
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Laura Sherman 8 years ago
And this comment made me laugh harder than the post XD
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Cayman 8 years ago
I gave your thumbs down a thumbs down. just so you know.
Load More Replies... Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
Is dogs favorite color then RRRRRRRRRRRRRed? ... on second thought.. o_o
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Lorena Magee 8 years ago
I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke
Nicole Hagberg 8 years ago
Pretty sure cat vomit never matches the carpet. And they will always miss the tile floor by inches to throw up on the rug/carpet.
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Nancy needs a hobby....other than making everything about politics on the internet, I mean.
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Shira Rubock 8 years ago
Anyone wanna start a pet vet hospital sign making company with me?
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I would like to say this vet has a real comedy show in the back. Lol
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Shira Rubock 8 years ago
I always wondered what the name of this breed was and now I know. Thanks!
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cyberbird 8 years ago
In reference to Punk-New Wave Rock band Devo, and their one hit wonder song "whip it". I'm sure a Whippet would run away if he heard them play that song.
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
A friend of mine use to sing Whip It with dance moves when drunk, it's the funniest thing especally if you're drunk too. I did feel for the poor pizza guy who walked into said scene lol.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
I didn't even get it at first, I just thought it was a pun. HOWEVER, I must say, the "R"s sound like "L"s thing is not all "orientals" (which is considered a potentially racist term in the Americas - not sure where this vet is based) do this, it's mainly seen with Japanese, Korean and Cantonese speakers, as there are no Ls in Japanese, the Korean L/R sound is similar and written with the same consonant, and Cantonese has no rhotic consonant. Not sure about ALL other Asian languages, but I haven't noticed this particular pronunciation issue with others so far.
Parmeisan 8 years ago
They also seem to be implying (intentionally or not) that Oriental somehow equals unclean, which ... just no.
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
I didn't get this one.....it either went WAAY over my head or it's just not funny
Karen Drucks 8 years ago
All quadrupeds have 2 left feet...and 2 right feet....duh!.............
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Jennifer Hunter 8 years ago
It's that teenage girl that was on Dr Phil with her mom, who said "Catch me outside, how bout dat!" and she became a meme. "Cash me ousside...how bou dah" Google it.
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Laura Sherman 8 years ago
Okay, Michael Scott said this in Season 4 which aired in 2007. I'm curious as to when this was said in NCIS and who said it because I also enjoy watching NCIS and would really like to know. "The Office" loved to throw in pop culture references into their show so maybe this was one of them.
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adoracat 8 years ago
This reminds me of one horrible awful night when 8 drunken fools (and two sober ones...a giggling 10 year old laughing too hard to speak and a pregnant me) made bird puns for about a half hour. One after the other. I shut it down with " y'all are all totally mallard-justed." Good times!
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Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
This one doesn't really work. Why would 2 Persians have trouble communicating. It seems like the Siamese would be the one who needs a Persian interpreter.
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Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
This is actually a perfect name if anyone starts making this mix. I'd prefer it over any of the -doodle variations.
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Auden Meyer 8 years ago
I really loved the Highland Road & Eau Gallie hospitals! They repeatedly had great stuff! And I love the others, too :)
.gas. 8 years ago
Was this post sponsored by Highland Road Animal Hospital? Or maybe a joint venture between them and Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital? :)
Auden Meyer 8 years ago
I really loved the Highland Road & Eau Gallie hospitals! They repeatedly had great stuff! And I love the others, too :)
.gas. 8 years ago
Was this post sponsored by Highland Road Animal Hospital? Or maybe a joint venture between them and Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital? :)
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