If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!
From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.
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Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again
So true. My fur-babies wake me up every morning at 4:45am. Still can't figure out why 4:45am. Wish I could give them sleeping pills. Lol
In lucky, I get a 5:30 wake up call. I'm able to hit the snooze and she wakes me up again at 6:30
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I think "Highland Road Animal Hospital" should get an award! 3 good ones in a row!
My recently adopted cat was used to being fed at 6:30 in the morning. I'm used to sleeping in until at least 9:00 - not any more. How do I switch on his snooze button?
6:45 am. My cat starts walking all over us .sits on my chest rubs his nose against my nose, his whiskers poke up my nose, my eyes. He is persistent. We’re retired, I guess he’s not.
That's my Simba's. Every morning at 5:30 am he's at my bedroom door carrying on for me to get up.
My dog has a unique way of waking me up - he alternately paces and stares at me until I wake up. My cat will sit on my chest and take one claw and touch my face - it only takes once!
I'm deaf and though I can install alarms and doorbells that flash and vibrate, and have, I prefer to use my dogs xD When I order food for instance, I place the smallest one, my bichon frise, on my lap. When she perks her head up, and then darts for the front door, I know my food has arrived
My cat-alarm is severely unpredictable in chilly weather. My boss is on notice if it's under 50 degrees, I may be late...
Damn! The HIghland Road Animal Hospital has the jokes!!! there are SO many on this feed!
Yep. Snooze button sits in the top drawer in the kitchen, and is shaped like a dog food bowl.
That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!
Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.
Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.
I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke
I didn't get this one.....it either went WAAY over my head or it's just not funny
This reminds me of one horrible awful night when 8 drunken fools (and two sober ones...a giggling 10 year old laughing too hard to speak and a pregnant me) made bird puns for about a half hour. One after the other. I shut it down with " y'all are all totally mallard-justed." Good times!
This one doesn't really work. Why would 2 Persians have trouble communicating. It seems like the Siamese would be the one who needs a Persian interpreter.
This is actually a perfect name if anyone starts making this mix. I'd prefer it over any of the -doodle variations.
I really loved the Highland Road & Eau Gallie hospitals! They repeatedly had great stuff! And I love the others, too :)
Was this post sponsored by Highland Road Animal Hospital? Or maybe a joint venture between them and Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital? :)
I really loved the Highland Road & Eau Gallie hospitals! They repeatedly had great stuff! And I love the others, too :)
Was this post sponsored by Highland Road Animal Hospital? Or maybe a joint venture between them and Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital? :)
