Americans Share Brutally Honest Descriptions Of The States They Live In, And The Result Is Hilarious

Sorry eh 😂

say it again louder for the folks in the back!

Stephen King is rad

Basically 😂

Just moved here, this is super-accurate.

Haha the vacation state

Texas:: Miles and miles and miles of just miles and miles and miles.

I was on a college campus tour in Wisconsin once. A concerned parent asked "Do students often head off into town to drink?". The tour guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, there's a bar on campus!" By far the most Wisconsin misunderstanding I've ever been witness to.

I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol

Is that a challenge?

"We have one almost as good, but at eight times the price."

Well, that cuts right to the chase

Best one!

In 50-100 years time it'll be filled with the Atlantic Ocean...

The twilight zone

+1 for pop not soda

"Hot. Humid. Home" is what I would have said

Not the name! Say it... M I SS I SS I PP I

Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population. Prostitution is illegal in the following counties: Clark (which contains Las Vegas), Washoe (which contains Reno), Douglas, and Lincoln.

This should also be under New York...

And one of the most beautiful states no-one has ever seen!

The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.

AND... FRIED CHICKEN. Its finger-lickin' good

I can confirm this is true. My school had a silent auction with a basket full of Old Bay Seasoning.

Who knows that Springfield, NOT Chicago is the Capital?? :) ;)

I'd prefer: "So flat, we put fake curves in the highways. Literally."

What state is that in?

How about Rhode Island... no we're not part of New York

I used to live in Nebraska, and I loved it! Down to earth, kind people.

GO OREGON!!!

And incredible National and State Parks

Toto, I dont think that we're in Kansas anymore.

MONTANA: HAS A SKY......THAT'S IT?

Very much the only reasons I ever been to Vermont 😂

Iowa: “We’re not Idaho!” 😂

Also weed and skis and the best damn mountain views

Should say, "We are a part of the United States, you idiots"

Accurate af

I live in CT, and if I could describe it in one sentence... "We invented Lyme disease, and that is the most interesting thing that has happened here)

It's really Misery- the state bird is the Mosquito.

”Where family trees go i circles.” (Karma: I’m probably going to have to pay for this comment somehow.)

I guess that's why they they call us Massholes

nothing to be proud of

In Charleston, SC, we voted Democratic in the 2016 Election. We did not support the orange-faced clown. And we don't blow our horns about "seceding from the Union first." That's not something to be proud of!

SOUTH CAROLINA :YA'LLS, MASTERS OF THE SWEET TEA STYLE

As someone that was born and raised here, I can say that most of the state is breathtakingly beautiful, but also there are some areas where you can feel the racism in the air

I'll take the tea, you can keep the rest!

We moved here from Cali four years ago. Self-righteous rednecks, zero nightlife, liquor stores are closed on Sunday, Jesus this and Jesus that, racial strife and hatred toward anyone that doesn't fit into their white ideal. Neg me if you want, but these aren't opinions. They're facts.

Very cool flag.

More like "Thank God for Mississippi or we'd be 50 out of 50. In everything."

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just as worthless as kansas and that is pretty bad

I live in Ohio and have never seen people in pajamas in public. I would have put "Turn signal? What's that?"

'We have waffle house' does not accurately describe the waffle house situation down there.

I'm only an a*****e when it's warranted. Like when tourists visit and ask where top go to look at leaves. Right out your hotel window Sharon

Yellowstone super-volcano should worry more than just people in Wyoming - If it ever does erupt.