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Sometimes, a single message can flip your world upside down. Whether it's your grandma who's learning how to use an iPhone or your partner who wants out of the relationship, pretty much everyone can send you something surprising.
The fact that we can't always decipher the sender's tone of voice, level of sarcasm, and severity of the topic also doesn't help.
To remind everyone that we should always expect the unexpected, Bored Panda has put together a number of texts that completely caught their recipients off-guard. And us too!
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Lotten Kalenius 4 years ago
What is up with all these group project women who immediately jump to "he's hitting on me" instead of, eh, trying to plan the group project? Not the first example of this I've seen on BP.
Kines Tezja 4 years ago (edited)
I'm sure you saw million posts about girls being bothered by stangers on a street, in a cafe etc. Sometimes these girls don't know what the guy wants from them and they feel uncomfortable. Some of them are unfortunately used to it so when they're getting SMS like this they may think "oh no, it's happening again" and they react with their usual defensive reaction. Plus some of these screenshots may be fake because of how popular this kind-of-meme is.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Wow. I am so glad I didn't go to school in the texting years. Or social media years. Or e-mail years. It was just sort it out in person and then leave notes or call each other on phones for actual (gasp) conversation... Ah, the Stone Ages
Orionpax75 4 years ago
What a dumb ass, I would have been like relax boo boo I just wanna pass the presentation I didn't even want you as a partner! Now again what part are you doing???
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Monday 4 years ago
To be fair they often get the age wrong on reports like this since nobody is going to fact check when multiple networks are competing to get the story out first.
Kainaath Khan 4 years ago
That's true, nobody cares about the actual age, it's all about who reported it first.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Getting the age wrong by just a little is nothing. When I call my Dad he hoes through my brothers names then my sisters and then about 4 or 5 random names before he remembers mine! It's not a joke, and he has no mental issues. He gets flustered easily. This results in what's generally known as a brain fart
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
That's sweet but I'm guessing she smoked one about an hour beforehand too! (Just kidding!) 😊
Rob Chapman 4 years ago
Whenever someone types "nd" instead of "and", it drives me bonkers. How much time did you actually save not typing the letter a?
Krazy Onion (KJ) 4 years ago
They probably typed too fast and accidentally skipped the A.
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Monica Sargent 4 years ago
OH MY GOSH!!! Oh my gosh. This happened to me just a year ago. My son moved out and got a place with his girlfriend. He lives off of one of our city's main streets, say "Westbury". There is a club just a few blocks from his apartment and one Friday night there was a fight followed by a shoot out. The news reported that the next day a couple was found dead in their car on Westbury and my son WON'T ANSWER HIS PHONE OR TEXTS!!!! When he finally does he's all, "Yeah, we're ok". But the next day when he comes to see me he freaks out and said, "You know that shooting was right around the corner from our apartment"? D'uh. Why do you think I was going crazy?
According to psychologist Jennice Vilhauer, Ph.D., negative emotions such as fear, anger, and frustration can actually cause your brain's executive network, which is responsible for problem-solving, to constrict and work less effectively. So it's not that easy to maintain your confidence and find a positive outcome when you get into an unexpected situation.
But positive emotions help your brain generate more creative solutions to problems. And even though you can't control the occurrence of unexpected situations, you can control how you respond, Vilhauer said. Ultimately, that can make all the difference in how you feel and how you deal with unforeseen issues.
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Full of Giggles 4 years ago
I said the same to an ex-boyfriend. I knew he was the sender but I wanted the pathetic cheater to know I didn’t give a fk about him and had moved on.
#4
Lotten Kalenius 4 years ago
Camryn is either an a-hole or too much of a wuss to own up to last night. Or both.
kasa alex 4 years ago
Or the guy was a creep and that felt like the safest option for her
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Calypso poet 4 years ago
My husband and I have this argument. He always gets info wrong because he immediately deletes texts. I, on the other hand rarely delete conversations.
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Johnny 4 years ago
He should have answered back "Hey sorry dude, I'm not Cole, looks like you'll need to add the bibilography yourself!" It was really not cool of her to give him her real number then lie about it when he contacted her -- even giving a fake number would have been better.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Downside of a small town. What are the odds roughly a year and a half later? Yikes...
First, pause before you act. "There is a huge difference between a reaction and a response," Vilhauer highlighted. "A reaction comes from an automatic part of the brain. It is almost like a reflex. Reactions are very quick, especially when we feel threatened in some way. On the other hand, a response is something you consciously choose to do based on a more thoughtful assessment of a situation."
Consider this example. Someone cuts you off in traffic. An automatic reaction might be to get angry and assume the driver is being rude or thoughtless on purpose. This anger can cause you to want to retaliate in some way.
#5
River Webb 4 years ago
imagine that person who's meant to be in the dorm just sitting there wondering who the hell she is
SuperChicken 4 years ago
Good question, as I was thinking the same. Maybe she talked her way to the RA?
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#6
Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
I'm 46 and if I got pregnant I wold totally freak the... Oh wait, I'm a duede.
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Vasana Phong 4 years ago
I had to read this twice to get it, but man I really got it....poor dad
_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago
Lol I'm not sure if I get the supposed underlying joke to this.... I get the whole thing sure but what?
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Vicky Zar 4 years ago
While it is funny that both are pregnant at the same time, neither one is doomed. And I don't see what Dad has to do with it. Apart from being the Dad of course. Daughter is of age, Mom maybe a bit old... but both may have an abortion if they choose or they may have a perfectly good life with two sweet babies.
Eriu 4 years ago
Maybe she suggests the baby isn't his? That would make sense... Or he doesn't want another child, he has the right for this I think.
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This happened to a friend of mine. Daughter was 16 and mother 32, (getting first child at 16 seems to run in the family) . So the niece is older then the aunt, by a few weeks.
But by pausing and taking time to think, you give yourself a window of opportunity to pick a better option. "You might decide that retaliating is not in your best interest or you may realize that the driver wasn’t deliberately trying to be disrespectful, but was simply not paying attention. For most people, practicing deep breathing and counting to 10 can help restrain a reaction long enough to choose a better response," the psychologist explained.
If you are a very visual person you may even imagine yourself aiming a remote control at the situation and pushing the pause button. Practicing mindfulness on a regular basis can also be a great way to increase your ability to pause before acting.
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#8
Alex the awful German 4 years ago
so obviously they have chosen you to become an ingredient in one of these "Kötbullar". ...please try to be delicious.
Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Unassembled, I presume. They send you salt, flour, meat, and a manual.
I am a fluffy cat 4 years ago
Ṃ̶̺̙̩͙́̄̈̀̑̆͆̔̆͋̈͆̈́̋̍̀̚͘̚̚͝ ̷̧̧̨̣̙̫̻̰̩̟̲͈̘͔͇̻͙͔̮̲͒̓̊̅̂̃͗͆̂̃͜͝ͅĘ̴̞͍͍̭̮̥̗̞̰͈͓̩͈̎̉̽̉̌͐̊͋̾͜͜ ̷̨̢̛̛͔̝̞͓͉̪̣̺̗̩̱̬̞̳̮͓̘͙̜̜͊͛̽̃́̒͛̕A̶̢̡̢̢̩̲͓̹̹̩̺̟̭̯̪̫̲͚̩͉͍̲͉͙̗͍̺̯̘͛̆̈́͗̌͊͋̆̇͆̑̋͗͌͗͊͂̄̃͆͛͗̍͝ͅͅ ̸̛̤͉̯͓̘̯̀̈́͊̎͌̎̐͐͗̓̓̾̿̋̅̕̚̕͘͝͝͠ͅT̸̢̡̢̡̧̨̢̡̺̥̩͈̮̪̝̠̞̳͔͉͚̝͇̖̙̫͇͎͈̫̾͗̈́̌̑́̄͛̒͛͒̓̈́̿̉̀̈́͂͋̃̀͒͊̏̈̏͑͑̏̈́̚̕̕͝ ̵̡̧̡͇̟͙̬̪̭̭͓̻̮̬̟̮̫͎̩̞̪̦͎͇̞͖̩̠̳̺̯̤̦̍̈́̑͋͌͊͐͋̋̾́̂̌̐̌̊͛̓͗̑̊̓͐͑͆̾͒̈̚͜͝͠ͅͅͅͅB̵̡̳̥̩̼̟͓̬̝̱̩̜͕̩̅̋̊͋͋̉̈́̎̀́̇̊̏͌̓̓̆́͌͑̉̃̎̆̂̀̑͌͘͘͘̚͝͝͝ ̸̨̡̧̧̛̱̦̮̩͕͎͓̯͓̫̼͉͕͓̮̻͔̖͍̪̙̳̝̰̝̗̟̳̱̙̠̫̤͑̽̓̈́͌̑͂̀̾̉͗̈́̍̔̎̒̽͝ͅĄ̷̠͉͉̿͑̐ ̶̧̧̻̳̠̭̞̟̳͕̅̂̏̈́̊̒͋̓̍́͋̀̈́͘͝Ľ̶̨̢̛͙̪̞̩̥̰̙͕̫͕̙̜̜̠͉̮͕̙̬̹͇̦̘͕̺͇̹͚̳̹͙͎̐͊̉̓̅̿̇̐́̌̔͂͆̓̆͆̋̈́̑̔͋̏̆̏͘͘̕̕͜ ̷̫̟̞̜̻̱͎̪͈̕Ļ̸̡̨͇̖̖̙̜͖̩̼̜̺͕͕̗̗͓͈̰̭̝͔̞͍̤̝̳̙̤͎̙̳̎̊͆͊̐̊̃̅̋̿͌̃̈́̎̓̕ͅ
Also, don't assume that the things you don't want are bad. "Most people automatically assume that if something they don’t want happens to them, it's a bad thing that will likely lead to an even worse outcome down the road. If you break up with your partner, you may think it is awful because you will never find anyone better and you will always be alone. If you don’t get a job you sought, you may think no one will ever hire you and you will be stuck living with your parents forever. Thinking this way inevitably makes you feel terrible," Vilhauer said.
The psychologist explained that for most of the things that happen to you, there's no way of knowing whether they will be a bad thing or a good thing—and which one an event turns out to be often has a lot to do with how you respond.
#9
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
This is me😂😂. But like all the time. I will text certain people, like maybe ten in total, but that is the limit of my social interactions. It’s just awkward
#10
Aaron Kara 4 years ago
"You okay?" "Yeah, sorry, I thought I was gonna crash but I didn't. It's fine. lol."
Madison Feehan 4 years ago (edited)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😏
Lovey Dove 4 years ago
DESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACITO 😏
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Nicklas Linder 4 years ago
Would have been fun if the driver wrote "Yeah my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad"
"If you end a relationship, blame yourself, become despondent, and never leave the house, you increase the likelihood of not finding another relationship. However, if you accept that, for whatever reason, it was not the right relationship for you, maintain a positive attitude, believe that a better relationship is coming your way, and then get involved in fun activities, you significantly increase the likelihood of finding another great partner, possibly one who is an even better match."
Plus, unexpected situations can open the door to new events in our lives that we do want. "If you miss your plane, you may end up meeting the love of your life on a different flight. If you lose your job and are forced to move to a new city, you may meet a great new set of friends, or find your dream home. You never know what will come of a situation, so rather than assuming a situation is bad, which only generates lots of unhelpful, negative emotions, practice saying to yourself, 'We shall see.' Then make an effort to look ahead with hope."
#11
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
Voice to text never gets it right. My sister once sent me "I need to get your shoe and see your sometimes tree".
N G 4 years ago
Well, now you've got to tell us what the real message was mean to be!
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Evan Martin 4 years ago
But you still have to say send...wouldn't see realize she ended talking to a dog before saying send...
#12
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
"I'll write you down as a 'Maybe' then" ---every phone survey droid ever
Karen Anderson 4 years ago
Must be a generational thing - wtf is with the tongue photo -what does this guy think it says???? UGH
Plan for everything to turn out well. Many people hope for the best, but plan for the worst, and the problem with this strategy is that we act on our expectations, yet our actions create our experiences.
"If you want a good outcome, you have to plan for one because that is what leads to the actions that create good experiences," Vilhauer explained. "An unexpected event is one you didn’t plan for, but that doesn’t mean you can’t plan to create the best possible outcome from the situation. We all have the ability to shift our attention from an unexpected event that seems like a big problem and focus instead on finding the solution."
The moment you ask yourself what you can do to make something better, you have taken the first step in planning for events to go well. When you see a plan laid out in front of you for how to make something turn out well, your assessment of the situation starts to change. "You regain your sense of control and as a result, you start to feel better."
#13
Nigel Rodgers 4 years ago
I see you. Tryna think of something clever that rhymes with Massachusetts.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
If you are going to Massachusetts, be sure to wear a flower in your hair (apologies to San Francisco for the steal)
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#14
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
🎵 "Send me your location Let's focus on communicating 'Cause I just need the time and place to come through..." 🎵
Lastly, trust in your ability to be OK. "Most people have been through more than one difficult thing in their life. You've probably already been through several significant challenges and quite a few smaller bumps in the road. No one likes them, but most of us survive them," Vilhauer added.
When you are in the middle of a difficult situation, try not to assume it won't work out. Instead, think about the things you have already been through and ask yourself, 'What did I do to get through those events?'
"Knowing your own strength is important for self-confidence. If focusing on your strong qualities doesn’t come naturally, ask someone who knows you well to give you a boost. When you redirect your attention from a problem to the knowledge that you're able to handle it, you will start to feel better," the psychologist concluded.
#15
SoozeeQ 4 years ago
I wanna see the next part of the message which got cut off. I'm assuming the GF didn't know SHE was the *other woman*?
Jace 4 years ago
It’s not cut off. That’s the message typing field below that response.
Load More Replies... Serial pacifist 4 years ago
Just for the kicks, I would give the response: Oh, my dear, no, we don't get much sleep when we're together.
Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago
"Didn't know the son of a bitch was married. How about we each grab one of his legs and make a wish."
#16
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha it's like The Fresh Prince once said: Parents Just Don't Understand.
Pepper Pots 4 years ago
I don't understand, if I'm moody I would ride it out at home where no one can judge me and not post every emotion I feel on social media
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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago
Frankly, bananas make me happy from time to time so she might have a point.
ravn 4 years ago
No doubt, a nice snack and a bit of sun certainly can raise my mood...
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lenka 4 years ago
There might be some science in this advice. Bananas contain a protien that is actually linked with increasing feel good hormone serotonin. And research shows vitamin D from sunshine has also been linked to stablising moods and warding off depression. Lack of vitamin has shown to be a contributing factor in seasonal affective disorder (winter blues). I think the mum is on to something here.
J. F. 4 years ago
Bananas contain tryptophan that our bodies convert into serotonin - eating them indeed makes us happier
Lilith the Demon Panda 4 years ago (edited)
not enough bananas in the world...
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#18
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
The last response may be in text, but I can clearly hear the tone lol!
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Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
That's why you CALL about these things. And don't leave a voicemail saying anything other than "Call me back ASAP."
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
second best animal-themed repetitive song (first place is the badger song)
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Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
Imagine going to the funeral and the song starts popping in your head and have to keep your poker face.
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Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
Now Arjun has to change his name, move to another state... that's what I did, anyway.
Load More Replies... Jace 4 years ago
What a bunch of jerks. There’s nothing wrong with asking someone out, and it shouldn’t be shameful or embarrassing to be declined. Though I don’t get the emoji. Is that supposed to be a nod toward sex/hookup?
Parmeisan 4 years ago
Oof. This reminds me of the time I'd been making friends with a guy in one of my classes and I thought maaybe he was crushing on me a bit but how do you address that when he hasn't said anything and maybe he just wants to be friends? So one time after our lab had ended my then-fiance came in but because I wasn't done with the labwork yet, he just grabbed another computer and started doing his own stuff. The poor guy chose THAT moment to ask me out and I had to be like... sorry dude, I'm seeing someone and it's actually that guy right there :(
Janus Sanders 4 years ago
oh no! i feel bad for the man but at the same time this is hilarious lol
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Lady Cadaver 4 years ago
I think that is very rude and very heartless. Some people really have no care whatsoever for other people's feelings and think it is ok to be so cruel. This is not amusing or nice.
Lixon1 4 years ago
Wish i would understand the meaning of it though. 'Being friends' gives rules that you must talk to them all the time? And if you want some quiet time you need to ditch them? Hmm that's new. I may need to look up my friends list.
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Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
Did you felt when his soul, happines and light left his body?
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Probably they are still in kindergarten cause really as an adult i don't see a point!
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Tiger Pearl 4 years ago
Wow who says they are sick of being friends?? That’s a ridiculous reason to end a friendship.
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Shelby Jackson 4 years ago
That would be a red flag deal breaker. That response is so manipulative. I hope they broke up.
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Les Izmore 4 years ago
Now, that's a mom that knows her kid. Move on to the next girl, that ones a fuiit loop
LivingTheDream 4 years ago
I wish someone had warned me about this BEFORE I started seeing my ex-wife. Gradually her arsenal grew to include essential oils, crystals and the secure knowledge that the universe had a divine destiny for her.
the annoying theatre kid 4 years ago
wait i’m sorry i don't understand this lol can you please explain it to me
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Andrea Josipović 4 years ago
My mom asks whats your horoscope sign berofe she asks for your name. So, naturaly, i have to ask all my friends that. And if we hang out often i need to know your subsign (need time of birth for that). Not saying i believe it, it's a fun game for me 😅
#25
blugeagua 4 years ago
They're still awful for calling them a whore just for traveling somewhere else.
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Samuel 4 years ago
how does anyone get to the point wishing happy whoring to someone for any reason?
Nic Dudley 4 years ago
I don't think people understand that this is likely one girl to another girl. Sometimes girlfriends called each other whore or bitch or whatever, like you know "Boo you Whore".
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I find it really sad if women really call each other whore for fun ......
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Virgil Blue 4 years ago
If left is in a relationship with right I'd get out of it double quickly.
Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago
Why would you say that in the first place? That's just rude.
Calypso poet 4 years ago
My cousin tried picking up a girl at the funeral in the next room from my grandma. He went up to the casket and acted like he was crying. Yes, he was a jerk. But we were laughing especially when his pants split in the pants in the butt when he went to sit down. He did not have a jacket on.
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Alex the awful German 4 years ago
I would not even have recognized the reference, just assuming that person is pretty mawkish, pathetic and probably drunk
A B C 4 years ago
Either that or it's completely set up, for internet points, you know.
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SuperChicken 4 years ago (edited)
I guess, in this case. I thought the answer is always, 42.😉
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Orionpax75 4 years ago
This was legendary I'm dead lmaooooo great scene by the way in Dark Knight Rises
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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago
Bruh, now you just added to my mind another question I never asked.
Madison Feehan 4 years ago (edited)
Face it. You're going to google that question now too, trust me the answer is hilarious.
Virgil Blue 4 years ago
Since I learned sea cucumbers breathe trough their a**s I just assume anything weird sounding people claim about sea critters is true.
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Commander Rex 4 years ago
Lobsters communicate through chemical compounds that are predominantly but not exclusively located in their urine. Other lobsters detect these compounds with olfactory sensory neurons, located in the aesthetasc sensilla on their antennules. I’ll save you the Google search about the sea bugs
PrincessTheSiameseKat 4 years ago (edited)
omg I just did- they communicate with their urine, THEY TALK WITH THEIR PEE
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Sky Render 4 years ago
Reminds me of a scene from Play It Again, Sam... "What are you doing Saturday night?" "Committing suicide." "What about Friday night?"
Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
Actually, Starr clear of these types. He's obviously Too stupid to even know where she is.
Lara Kristelle 4 years ago
In Philippines, there's a gay lingo wherein Bangladesh meant to take a sh|t xD
Casey McAlister 4 years ago
they asked what are you doing, not where are you. Bangladesh isn't the answer
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spirit wolf 4 years ago
The Cure is a rock band, and a really good one at that.
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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Well, if you used capital letters correctly you could have avoided that
Sasy 4 years ago (edited)
Awww that is what you get when late 40s early 50s trying to date a 19 year old. I am teasing plenty of teens with good taste in music know who The Cure are.
Watching 4 years ago
Omg who doesn't know the FREAKING Cure??? Show me show me show me how you do that trick.
H Edwards 4 years ago
Correct capitalization would have helped. I am even the right age to remember The Cure when they were popular, but I could have missed what they were on about.
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Paddling Panda 4 years ago
They are fantastic live! Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me Tour in 1987. Excellent show.
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Venatrix324 4 years ago
Now they just look at the *pictures of you* LOL I don’t know if anyone knows
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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago
Me when my alarm rings again after I press the snooze button ten times..
Load More Replies... Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago
Can someone comfort me? On a group text? Someone just looking for attention.
Pamela Blue 4 years ago
I hate it when they do that on social media. Drop something cryptic and wait for everyone to ask what's wrong. I never answer either. And I'm not surprised this poster got nothing.
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DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Nope. Something feels wrong and it's not the "no replies". I would answer this for a 9 year old, but otherwise it just feels like attention seeking.
Casey Burns 4 years ago
I talk to myself. And technically. I text myself too. You're a G and I feel your pain.
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
I read that as only death and destruction night light. Much funnier that way
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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago (edited)
Me: "Well, excusssssssssssssssssse me princess. At least my personality is not trashy as yours."
Pepper Pots 4 years ago
I could not even laugh for this one, I dont like the fishing for compliment type who takes someone down during their fishing expedition
denzoren 4 years ago
Oh wow. He wasn't even rude or anything. Sorry to break to you bro but she isn't the one.
Shane S 4 years ago
This is from Grindr. Two dudes. But point still stands.
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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
They could have replied "if you need to talk about him, you've got my number."
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Alexandra Nara 4 years ago
Famous last words: "Good part :I'm not dead Bad part :I am really married Funny isn't it?"
Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago
I like this...Cong guy. But also, what up with the 172 new text messages?
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
Unless you do lots of plumbing, then Pfizer sometimes become Pfister.
Load More Replies... Madison Feehan 4 years ago
All of a sudden, there's a whole new meaning to the song Give It 2 me...
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Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
That text almost sounds like a jealous girlfriend got a hold of his phone. (Though of the dude (or chick) really did cheat twice in a previous paramour, then monitoring texts is understandable)
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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
And perhaps should not be dealing with the public.
Load More Replies... Sasy 4 years ago
Good looks bruh is slang for "good looking out for me" has nothing at all to do with someones looks. The customer was saying thank you for letting me know my delivery arrived...such a reaction. Also bruh is so obviously surfer type speech not meant to be gender specific really, just like Aussies saying Mate but in no way meaning someone we wish to procreate with.
Remi Flynne 4 years ago
Lots of people aren't going to know that though. Time and a place for everything and maybe it wasn't a good idea to use with a stranger.
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Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
Compliment something she is or does, not how she looks. When in doubt, smile and look thunderstruck at her awesomeness.
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Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words. They didn't specify what the picture had to be.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Daughter sends picture of dogs playing poker. Mother nods sagely and replies 'Me too'
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Nea 4 years ago
I did smth similar, my friend was talking about a guy she found cute and I thought I knew him, so I found his pic and sent it saying "this is the guy", only to realize I sent the picture to him instead of her haha he always thought I liked him of course, but was cool about it :)
SoozeeQ 4 years ago
@Tidal-wave, *Connor* is in blue. He asked *Melanie* out. She took a screenshot and mockingly sent it to her friends (or so she thought). But she ended up sending it to Connor instead.
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Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago (edited)
Yes it is but the other person didn't connect that the EP is what came out and thought it was the person who came out 😛 Nice reply though, but perhaps the two dots are a little sus. It could also be a killer dad joke come to think of it
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Triv 4 years ago
Fml! Reading this on mobile and your comment made me look again... THE EFFING SHARE BUTTON IS COVERING THE NO!!! What ELSE have I been missing? 😭😭😭
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SoozeeQ 4 years ago
He was gracious, but it would have been less awkward, if she hadn't mentioned that she'd just texted her friend (as though in a panic that he thought it was a date). She could have pretended that she'd already invited her, as she thought it was a group thing.
Joonscrab 4 years ago
Exactly!! Who says "JUST texted my friend" .. That's just weird lol I wouldn't even want to go after that
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Scagsy 4 years ago
Particularly with a name as unique as Dallin. All I can think is that Dallin used to live there and then moved, maybe off radar.
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Stimpy 4 years ago
My guess: He actually did that on purpose just to get a chance to do that. Some kind of troll\sadist with a fake account that people are likely to like...
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Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago
And a hair wrapped around one of his toes and he can't figure out which one
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ForgetfulSoldier 4 years ago
Why does he have to be such an a** about it? Just say “didn’t mean to super like, sorry!”
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qwerty 4 years ago
Acronym for Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging. I am an ISTJ, which is Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Judging.
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe he was talking to his cup of coffee... LOL, anyways at least Eric had a great sense of humour!
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engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago
By the way that person called you, they deserve to be told that. Good for you.
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
So this is what a conversation between two pieces of $h!t looks like 🤔
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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
I think someone just learnt that not everyone is as invested in everything they do as their parents are
Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
Why would they care? Unless you're best buds, it has no meaning at all for them.
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Virginie Michaud 4 years ago
Holy s**t! I did it! I spent a whole year doing a social experiment with my colleagues at work. Every time they come in asking "I've got a question for you", I'd answer "asparagus" before I heard the question. I wanted to know if it could start an inside joke, a kind of real life meme of sorts. I even dumfounded Will Forte in a show when he asked words to improvize a sketch, and I yelled "asparagus", and he laughed and shrugged and did something about an American senator instead. It was too random for him.. But now it's something somebody else says randomly! So proud.. 😁😅
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
A trick. You don't get a reply some you send something random and wildly off-topic. If they are ignoring you they usually can't resist asking why you sent them such a random pic/text. If there's no reply then chances are they have not read your message
Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago
I think they're trying to let the other person know that their pee smells funny now???
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Yort 4 years ago
I didn’t get a phone until I was 12 and it didn’t even have service, I could just play Tetris on it.
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N G 4 years ago
This reads as someone who has been blocked on every other form of social media and messaging, so sending money is the only way they can message the recipient. And holy heck do they need to be in therapy!
E Menendez 4 years ago
Right?!?! What a creep! And they need to up the therapy visits.
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Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago
did they just press the guessing words at the top of the texting thingie.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)
NEVER EVER CO-SIGN A LOAN for someone else. If they fail to pay loan you are legally obligated for due amount and not paying will ruin your credit as well.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
That's a strong "it depends." If I can't see your credit report, then no.
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Yort 4 years ago
There are penis pumps, but they aren’t permanent and I think can cause damage over time.
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I want cake 4 years ago
OP gets that, but there's not exactly a way to 'work on that'
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What do you think ?
YourAveragePooh 4 years ago
One thing I learned today is not to report a death over text, call instead.
Aroha 4 years ago
I personally disagree, I would appreciate the privacy of reading a text and having time to feel what I am feeling before I need to communicate with others. But I am an introvert so maybe that's why...
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Jeff Diamond 4 years ago
How could someone not be confused and a bit terrified?
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FABULOUS1 4 years ago
I just got these text today from my neighbor, whos girlfriends daughter plays with my granddaughter. Screenshot...b9-png.jpg 
Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
I just quit reading. Those were some of the dumbest, not funny things I've ever seen!
YourAveragePooh 4 years ago
One thing I learned today is not to report a death over text, call instead.
Aroha 4 years ago
I personally disagree, I would appreciate the privacy of reading a text and having time to feel what I am feeling before I need to communicate with others. But I am an introvert so maybe that's why...
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How could someone not be confused and a bit terrified?
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I just got these text today from my neighbor, whos girlfriends daughter plays with my granddaughter. Screenshot...b9-png.jpg
Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
I just quit reading. Those were some of the dumbest, not funny things I've ever seen!
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