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Finding an awesome greeting card is like finding an interesting date - it doesn't happen often, but once it does, you want to hold onto it. Luckily for you, Bored Panda has collected some of the most unexpected and hilariously funny greeting cards, proving there's still hope to congratulate people with style.
From spooky Halloween scares to lousy birthday greetings and poetic comparisons of love and diarrhea, these brilliant two liners and bad puns remind us the golden rule not to judge books by their covers. Even if they're a few pages long. Or, actually are birthday cards. Scroll down to read what creative agencies and artists have to offer, and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny greetings.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
I need this card! When it comes to writing cards or letters I SUCK at it. If your birthday is coming up, expect a card that says "happy birthday! May all your dreams come true" or a slightly changed variation of it
CultOfBambi 8 years ago
Me too - that's why I only give funny and/or insulting cards. I'd much rather make people chuckle or gasp than tear up over some cheesy b******t.
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Jasmina Wetherley 8 years ago
human logic: you cut down a tree, turn it into paper, and write on the paper: "SAVE THE TREES"
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Neeraj Jha 8 years ago
I would name the folder Studying material and inside of it, actual study notes... :P
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Elaine Van Zon 8 years ago
love it - I must buy it for my husband lol [he doesn't come on here so I'm safe!]
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It's Caturday 2.0 8 years ago
I don't understand why you think people's one-on-one jokes about their specific situation should take your personal feelings into account. My friend's mom passed away, but she doesn't get upset about my making jokes to others about my own mother. Some emotional self-control is very necessary to survive in this diverse world.
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Sergiu Vlad 8 years ago
There had to be someone here who had to get butthurt about a simple joke. There just had to be.
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TheMsLollidella 8 years ago
Ahhaha my friend way back in high school used to say that to me! Dang memories
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Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
Also the ending... "jkf fdjdkjf" it's a classic.
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Vanessa Vonlambsdorff 8 years ago
what is this s**t ??!!!!!!!!!!! c@*$&%^#_+_#*&$&$& . this is what I see
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DudeINEEDAname 8 years ago
My last girlfriend got me this card. Of course she wrote some stuff in but it was still funny.😂
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Too bored to do this! 8 years ago
Someone reads it without opening it and then screams ( or shouts or says) I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY and they get broke up for real. Or they just laugh
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Why am I sensing that I will get a birthday card, like this, tomorrow? Yes, it was my birthday recently, and my friends have a strong sense of sarcasm. I love it LOL!
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Yep, I can definitely see someone giving me a card like this tomorrow. I'm no longer in my twenties. I still don't know how I feel about that :|
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Lilly griffith 8 years ago
I sent this card to my sister! Needless to say neither of us would live through a horror movie
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
It all depends on who you give it to and your relationship with them. If I ever fell pregnant and someone gave me this card I would f*****g love it! And I have friends who would appreciate the humour too. Obviously not for everyone.
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
This is mean but I laughed at this. If I ever get knocked up, and got this card, I would just laugh my a*s off.
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Sammy Zayante 8 years ago
The toxicity of chocolate is highly overstated as it relates to dogs.
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Daria B 8 years ago
And then, the father decided to give everything to the other child just to troll back.
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
Not a good one for me.. The only thing my dad will be leaving me is his debt to pay off (he's a great dad, just had a lot of bad luck)
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Anna Scott 8 years ago
Oh those innocent days when that was the scariest scenario imaginable...
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Wow I had to read the comment section for this one... I just kept thinking what do bunnies have to do with getting old???
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therealpixie 8 years ago
That writing looks like it's from a child which I find a little unsettling.
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