Finding an awesome greeting card is like finding an interesting date - it doesn't happen often, but once it does, you want to hold onto it. Luckily for you, Bored Panda has collected some of the most unexpected and hilariously funny greeting cards, proving there's still hope to congratulate people with style.

From spooky Halloween scares to lousy birthday greetings and poetic comparisons of love and diarrhea, these brilliant two liners and bad puns remind us the golden rule not to judge books by their covers. Even if they're a few pages long. Or, actually are birthday cards. Scroll down to read what creative agencies and artists have to offer, and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny greetings.

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Cat Meow
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2 years ago

I need this card! When it comes to writing cards or letters I SUCK at it. If your birthday is coming up, expect a card that says "happy birthday! May all your dreams come true" or a slightly changed variation of it

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Daria B
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2 years ago

Plot twist: the card was from recycled paper.

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Angelina Wilkins
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2 years ago

I gotta find this card!

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Alia Gail
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2 years ago

I gave my sister a similar card and it made her cry... i felt really bad lmao

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Alusair Alustriel
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2 years ago

True dat.

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

Buuuurrrrnnnn.

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Krish Malhotra
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2 years ago

hehe.

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Lara B.
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2 years ago

Yes, this can definitely be more shocking than "boo" :D

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Daria B
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2 years ago

This can almost turn as either offensive or hilarious if you're a couple living together and sharing the bed together.

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Becca
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2 years ago

... thanks

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TheMsLollidella
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2 years ago

Something my parents would give me lol

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Lara B.
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2 years ago

I need this card! I am the only one in the office without a PhD. I work with 3 Neurobiologists and 2 Chemists. This would be a great card for any of them!

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MrGosslet
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2 years ago

That's very deep

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

That was so touching.. especially the "jknlkdldf" part.. made me cry

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nazan fidan
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2 years ago

sipmlicity :):)

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Zoe Drake
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2 years ago

That's so sweet

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Becca
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2 years ago

... Who sends cards to a dead person? Not judging but...

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Cat Meow
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2 years ago

I love the amount of sarcasm in this card

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

Honey badger is an OG

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HauntedForests
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2 years ago

I need to get this one for a friend!!

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Cat Meow
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2 years ago

Since there are cats on the front: No. If it were dogs or anything but cats: Yes

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Cat Meow
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2 years ago

That's my kind of a card. Just enough space to write your name underneath

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chris gill
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2 years ago

love it

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Curtis Morgan
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2 years ago

Take that, homeowners!

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Cat Meow
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2 years ago

If it meant I'd be a billionaire, I wouldn't want to graduate from college either

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Daria B
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2 years ago

Now that makes me curious how an actual face fusion photo with these three would lool like.

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ADHORTATOR
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2 years ago

I will be this father.... :-)

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Cat Meow
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2 years ago

But it has a cat on it, so I'd be fine with it

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pikachu
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2 years ago

I need this!

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CozaEVE
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2 years ago

That's quite nice - for someone who feels old.

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Annabell
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2 years ago

Ouch!

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pikachu
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2 years ago

This is so true!

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Lilly griffith
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2 years ago

I sent this card to my sister! Needless to say neither of us would live through a horror movie

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

That escalated quickly.

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Becca
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2 years ago

I actually got a similar card from my husband... We show our love through blunt truth and sarcasm haha

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Panda
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2 years ago

This is just mean.

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Just a Purpler
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2 years ago

Uhh... k?

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moonsong23
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2 years ago

I would give this to my mom XD we both hate Trump

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ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnfire
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2 years ago

Aww this one is sweet!

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Panda Man
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2 years ago

Lol

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Daria B
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2 years ago

Plot twist: the protagonist who got this card was born from a sperm bank.

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Rebekah
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2 years ago

CHEESE

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Becca
Community Member
2 years ago

So true!!! Or a bath without someone banging on the door saying they need a wee lol

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Azariah Apellido
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2 years ago

LIKE A BOSS

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Long Joan Silver
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2 years ago

LMFAO!

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Rebekah
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2 years ago

There's a time and place when this card is insanely perfect. Need.

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Isabella DeBenedetto
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2 years ago

Well, that took an unexpected turn...

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Sam Petter
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2 years ago

Hello, Dwight

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Berit-Bärbel Rebane
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2 years ago

This chocolate cake could kill this sweet dog...

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Marcin Barczyński
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2 years ago

My snark sense is tingling.

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Daria B
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2 years ago

And then, the father decided to give everything to the other child just to troll back.

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Full Name
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2 years ago

How is this not top 10?

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
2 years ago

The perfect kind of threesome, in my books :D

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Jasmina Wetherley
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2 years ago

best idea ever!

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moonsong23
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2 years ago

This card seems to be made for me

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Nancy E
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2 years ago

Like the front of the card graphic

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Jasmina Wetherley
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2 years ago

so true

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Anna Scott
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2 years ago

Oh those innocent days when that was the scariest scenario imaginable...

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Berit-Bärbel Rebane
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2 years ago

getting it on like rabbits!

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therealpixie
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2 years ago

That writing looks like it's from a child which I find a little unsettling.

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Susan Forbes
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2 years ago

???

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Dnelle1972
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2 years ago

At first I thought this was a yeti with its arms raised.

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