Everybody loves to laugh, and everybody likes surprises (as long as they're nice surprises. Obviously), so what better way combine the two than with these funny tweets that all have endings that you didn't quite expect.

Take a look at the list below to see for yourself what we mean. From pot-smoking teens and seemingly innocent love poems to sexual fantasies and airplane cockpits, the only thing predictable about these tweets is that they're guaranteed to make you smile.

#1

Unexpected Ending

pakalupapito Report

RJazz909
Community Member
4 years ago

Apply cold water to burned area.

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#2

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Cpin42 Report

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
4 years ago

Rofl

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#3

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jordanboodie Report

Sarah Hamdan
Community Member
4 years ago

I would actually do that

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#4

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Spaced_Cowboy00 Report

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
4 years ago

Epic.

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#5

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kylegotjokes Report

Quant
Community Member
4 years ago

?

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#6

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1MeLrO Report

Rasa Nekrošienė
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwah hah hah

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#7

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TheToddWilliam Report

Alex Ramirez
Community Member
4 years ago

It's you, family Guy?

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#8

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iwearaonesie Report

Maddie Alft
Community Member
4 years ago

Me

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#9

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DanMentos Report

.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

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It would be funnier if the wife was all "What's up?"

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#10

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FrenulumBreve Report

Tina Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG! LMFAO...

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#11

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mommyshorts Report

Villo Gertner
Community Member
4 years ago

I always face posts abount unconveniently crying babies on planes. Why is it so especially hard on planes. I mean it's better than a crying pilot.

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#12

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david8hughes Report

Mandi Ledbetter
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao!!

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#13

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BradBroaddus Report

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
4 years ago

I love this one. The dry wit is fantastic!

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#14

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jonnysun Report

RJazz909
Community Member
4 years ago

I feel like I'd do this for a joke one day when I have a child.

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#15

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thenatewolf Report

Jose Baeyens
Community Member
4 years ago

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Could have said : I love to eat Candy. ..

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#16

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peternurse1 Report

Julia Wolfe
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwahahaha!

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#17

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david8hughes Report

Leen Pol
Community Member
4 years ago

LOLOLOL

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#18

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ChloeAngyal Report

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
4 years ago

Nooooo....Yesssss....

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#19

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KeetPotato Report

Mamie C Wallace
Community Member
4 years ago

My dog

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#20

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generaldietz Report

Fantabbytastic
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol

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#21

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pakalupapito Report

Dana Mora
Community Member
4 years ago

arent violet actually violet? i always wondered..

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#22

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DanMentos Report

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
4 years ago

Somehow, I'd feel better knowing that... It would explain a lot of flights!

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#23

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WheelTod Report

Cuzy123
Community Member
4 years ago

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First

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#24

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ruinedpicnic Report

Cuzy123
Community Member
4 years ago

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First >.>

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#25

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pakalupapito Report

Heilner
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm going to remember that answer. It will be useful for me in the future!

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#26

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Dawn_M_ Report

Amelia Oswald
Community Member
4 years ago

lol

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#27

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Diversion50 Report

Dawn Moskalyk
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol nice

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#28

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pleatedjeans Report

Viktor Penc
Community Member
4 years ago

Plot twist: He is fucking an Ikea salesman.

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#29

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pleatedjeans Report

Ceol Poon
Community Member
4 years ago

A proper geeky girl appreciates this enough to stay. XD

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#30

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KeetPotato Report

Cuzy123
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahahhaha, love it.

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#31

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KeetPotato Report

Paula van Brinkom
Community Member
4 years ago

😂😂

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#32

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pleatedjeans Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

They wont notice a thing...XD

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#33

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Spaced_Cowboy00 Report

Cuzy123
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh, (rockabye baby in the tree tops).

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#34

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BlindChow Report

Marianne Saiso
Community Member
4 years ago

I miss the 25 hfl... I loved having quarters and 2,50 coins...

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#35

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msdanifernandez Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I am pretty sure this has really happened somewherre.

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#36

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pleatedjeans Report

Nathan Allnatt
Community Member
4 years ago

That's... new...

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#37

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TheBoydP Report

PugSoup
Community Member
4 years ago

noooooo....

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#38

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justinguarini Report

nell_beneteau
Community Member
4 years ago

Who runs the world? Girls

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#39

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pakalupapito Report

Carol Taylor
Community Member
4 years ago

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I'm begining to worry about this bloke....stalker comes to mind..

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#40

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DanMentos Report

Wombat34
Community Member
4 years ago

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This would work better if it started 'give a vegan a fish...'

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#41

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pleatedjeans Report

Jasminka Tanner
Community Member
4 years ago

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Gay idiots should go kill themselves

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#42

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BRENTHOR Report

Nathalie Blume
Community Member
4 years ago

ate Kids?

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#43

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KeetPotato Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Reasonable choice

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#44

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ProdigyNelson Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

:-D this was so cute!!

#45

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pakalupapito Report

Elin Aasen
Community Member
4 years ago

I like u.

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#46

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ThingsJackDigs Report

Melissa Hester
Community Member
4 years ago

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"Okay you're definitely sober and way cool"- said no one ever.

#47

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Cpin42 Report

Nathan Allnatt
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch...

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#48

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aveuaskew Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

"Allllrighty then!"

#49

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thenatewolf Report

Aishah
Community Member
4 years ago

It would be! :)

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#50

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pleatedjeans Report

Gay Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

that's one way to settle things...why has no one thought of this before? Do away with lawyers and get right down to business.

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#51

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thenatewolf Report

Sylvie P
Community Member
4 years ago

That's deadpool

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#52

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TheToddWilliams Report

Misty Pal
Community Member
4 years ago

.. Duh dunn duhhnnnn... shortest Horror short! perfect..

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#53

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ruinedpicnic Report

Alex Rector
Community Member
4 years ago

Wait how does this fit into any sort of logic? LOL

#54

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david8hughes Report

Ash Lauren
Community Member
4 years ago

Same

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#55

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Brampersandon Report

Laura Abbink
Community Member
4 years ago

Well is it?

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#56

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pleatedjeans Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Seems legit. XD

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#57

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pakalupapito Report

Maksym Khachykian
Community Member
4 years ago

this papito guy is my hero, now

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#58

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KeetPotato Report

Hiền Anh Lê
Community Member
4 years ago

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not apply with girls

#59

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vineyille Report

Nathan Allnatt
Community Member
4 years ago

This is amazing.

#60

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pakalupapito Report

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwaaaaahahah!!

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#61

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hippieswordfish Report

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
4 years ago

i laughed out loud for no reason whatsoever :D

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#62

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EndhooS Report

Catie Brandyberry
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like my kinda plan lol

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#63

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thenatewolf Report

Catie Brandyberry
Community Member
4 years ago

This made me laugh more than I think it should have.

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#64

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Cpin42 Report

Leck Goodnough
Community Member
4 years ago

Matthew....Noah

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#65

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EndhooS Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Like father, like daughter, in this case

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#66

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EndhooS Report

Wombat34
Community Member
4 years ago

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This is a five-year old's joke.

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#67

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KeetPotato Report

Ash Lauren
Community Member
4 years ago

me in 10+ years

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#68

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WilliamRodgers Report

Alex Skye
Community Member
3 years ago

Sex with a sexretary: Is it in, boss? It has been in for five minutes. Oh, in that case OH MAAYYY GOOODDDD!!!

#69

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hippieswordfish Report

#70

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pleatedjeans Report

Nathan Allnatt
Community Member
4 years ago

That's cold, man.

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