Everybody loves to laugh, and everybody likes surprises (as long as they're nice surprises. Obviously), so what better way combine the two than with these funny tweets that all have endings that you didn't quite expect.

Take a look at the list below to see for yourself what we mean. From pot-smoking teens and seemingly innocent love poems to sexual fantasies and airplane cockpits, the only thing predictable about these tweets is that they're guaranteed to make you smile.

#1

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pakalupapito Report

RJazz909 2 years ago

Apply cold water to burned area.

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#2

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Silke Hagemann 2 years ago

Rofl

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#3

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Sarah Hamdan 2 years ago

I would actually do that

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#4

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Taha Hadjadj 2 years ago

Fifteen minutes later the police cought him and the two kids and his boss smoking pot outside his office

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#5

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Hans 2 years ago

Took a while to get it...it actually is quite funny. Punctuation would have helped a lot, though.

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#6

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Rasa Nekrošienė 2 years ago

Bwah hah hah

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#7

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RJazz909 2 years ago

Is it bad that I feel like this will end up happening in a few decades?

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#9

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Cuzy123 2 years ago

Hahahaha

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#10

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Tina Bell 2 years ago

OMG! LMFAO...

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#11

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Villo Gertner 2 years ago

I always face posts abount unconveniently crying babies on planes. Why is it so especially hard on planes. I mean it's better than a crying pilot.

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#12

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RJazz909 2 years ago

Why did I read that last sentence in Leafy's voice?

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#13

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RJazz909 2 years ago

RIP.

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#14

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Aren't birth certificates like baby receipts...:O

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#15

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RJazz909 2 years ago

Dear people who don't use capital letters, We are the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital letters.

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#16

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Julia Wolfe 2 years ago

Bwahahaha!

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#17

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Leen Pol 2 years ago

LOLOLOL

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#18

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Carla Mulder 2 years ago

Oh Yes!

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#19

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#20

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Fantabbytastic 2 years ago

Lol

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#21

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Dana Mora 2 years ago

arent violet actually violet? i always wondered..

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#22

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Cody Eriksen 2 years ago

Somehow, I'd feel better knowing that... It would explain a lot of flights!

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#23

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Kirsten Lee 2 years ago

Lol I'm looking through these comments and thinking all you are children get over it. Someone thought it was funny so it was funny, if someone wants to make an opinion they can everyone is welcome here on bored panda. So everyone please calm your tits and suck it up thank you.

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#24

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Gay Johnson 2 years ago

Cracked up...and the joke was funny too...

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#25

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Heilner 2 years ago

I'm going to remember that answer. It will be useful for me in the future!

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#26

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Amelia Oswald 2 years ago

lol

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#27

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Dawn Moskalyk 2 years ago

Lol nice

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#28

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Viktor Penc 2 years ago

Plot twist: He is fucking an Ikea salesman.

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#29

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Ceol Poon 2 years ago

A proper geeky girl appreciates this enough to stay. XD

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#30

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Cuzy123 2 years ago

hahahahhaha, love it.

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#31

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Nathan Allnatt 2 years ago

These modern mob bosses are so much less effective than the old school ones...

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#32

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Sounds like a solid plan to me!

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#33

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Cuzy123 2 years ago

Oh, (rockabye baby in the tree tops).

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#34

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Misty Pal 2 years ago

this was Great

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#35

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Hans 2 years ago

I am pretty sure this has really happened somewherre.

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#36

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Nathan Allnatt 2 years ago

That's... new...

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#37

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Aladin Parsy 2 years ago

At least u found her alone

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#38

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nell_beneteau 2 years ago

Who runs the world? Girls

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#39

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Cheryl Richardson 1 year ago

This guy is good!

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#40

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Hallak65 1 year ago

then make him partner in a bait shop

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#41

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Heather Keedy Bateman 2 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly!

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#42

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Cuzy123 2 years ago

Wow, Hannibal lector is innocent?

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#43

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KeetPotato Report

Hans 2 years ago

Reasonable choice

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#44

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Pi... 2 years ago

:-D this was so cute!!

#45

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Elin Aasen 2 years ago

I like u.

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#46

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Melissa Hester 2 years ago

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"Okay you're definitely sober and way cool"- said no one ever.

#47

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Elin Aasen 2 years ago

I always thought clowns are creepy.

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#48

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

"Allllrighty then!"

#49

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Aishah 2 years ago

It would be! :)

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#50

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pleatedjeans Report

Gay Johnson 2 years ago

that's one way to settle things...why has no one thought of this before? Do away with lawyers and get right down to business.

#51

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Sylvie P 2 years ago

That's deadpool

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#52

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Misty Pal 2 years ago

.. Duh dunn duhhnnnn... shortest Horror short! perfect..

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#53

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Alex Rector 2 years ago

Wait how does this fit into any sort of logic? LOL

#54

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Welp, can't argue with that statement

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#55

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Laura Abbink 2 years ago

Well is it?

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#56

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Pi... 2 years ago

Seems legit. XD

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#57

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Maksym Khachykian 2 years ago

this papito guy is my hero, now

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#58

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Hiền Anh Lê 2 years ago

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not apply with girls

#59

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Nathan Allnatt 2 years ago

This is amazing.

#60

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Pi... 2 years ago

Bwaaaaahahah!!

#61

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Naima Ivansdóttir 2 years ago

i laughed out loud for no reason whatsoever :D

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#62

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Leck Goodnough 2 years ago

Noah, Matthew...

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#63

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Catie Brandyberry 2 years ago

This made me laugh more than I think it should have.

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#64

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Cpin42 Report

Leck Goodnough 2 years ago

Matthew....Noah

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#65

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Like father, like daughter, in this case

#66

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Alex Rector 2 years ago

Good luck getting up...wait that's the joke SHI-

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#67

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

A for honesty

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#68

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Alex Skye 1 year ago

Sex with a sexretary: Is it in, boss? It has been in for five minutes. Oh, in that case OH MAAYYY GOOODDDD!!!

#69

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#70

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pleatedjeans Report

Nathan Allnatt 2 years ago

That's cold, man.

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#71

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Alex Rector 2 years ago

I would spit out my drink either way. Even if I'm happy for it.

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#72

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Neha Jawale-Bhorge 2 years ago

i can stop loling!!

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#73

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Siyuan Lu 2 years ago

I don't get this one. :(

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#74

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

#75

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Susan Forbes 2 years ago

It's a brand of bottled water. He's saying you're not scummy pond water, you're fancy bottled water

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#76

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Tabitha Feliciano 1 year ago

Hahaha... smart!

#77

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Alex Rector 2 years ago

That sounds realistic.

#78

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Mező Ádám 1 year ago

I don't even xD

#79

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