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If you’re in need of some giggles today, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We’ve taken a trip to the Today Years Old Instagram page and gathered some of their most hilarious memes and screenshots down below. 

No matter how many trips you’ve taken around the sun, we’re all “today years old” at the moment, and we all deserve to enjoy some silly content. So have fun scrolling through, and remember to upvote the pics you’ll want to see when you're "tomorrow years old" and "next week years old" too! 

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CoMa4
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope to be as beautiful and stylish as her when I’m that age. 🤎💙🖤

sbj
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so sweet, it has obviously made both their days

Warpath81
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey hipster she was wearing it before it was cool

Yvette Desmarais
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It probably was cool when she started wearing it too.

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JL
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needs the hat. It brings the whole outfit together.

Rachel Bednarek
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her smile is just so big and genuine. Love this

Jennifer Johnson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i wear your grandma's clothes. i look incredible

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, someone who gets it!

    Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta say most men get this and I think any emotionally healthy man doesn't want to creep out women. I used to run at night (only time I had to do it) and every male runner I encountered would either cross the road, give me a really wide berth - even run out onto the road to do so or, if he was coming up behind me, would cough or clear his throat so I'd know he was there. Mind you, it only takes that one predator who has that one opportunity and your life is never the same again.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I switch sides when I cross a woman in the dark, I wouldn' t like be seen as a threat

    Stephanie Downs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live, if you don't mind. Well, area... not exactly lol. I'm 50 and I've never had a man not do this to some level.

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    Moomin from Denmark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you dear! Not alle men - we know that. BUT: ALL women I know have had unwanted experiences with men. Thar's why!

    Angi
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    2 years ago

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    So what's up with me that I've never had an unwanted experience?

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    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! - 'not all sharks' bite people still you're not going swimming in shark infested waters are you...

    He's a nut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To avoid being seen or being labelled as anything, I consciously avoid ladies at my workplace (17M working in retail) whether they're co-workers or customers. I'm still polite and all but I don't do small talk. My other male colleagues keep calling me out saying I'm gay for doing that. In their words, the women want a man on their necks. And where I live, I think it's kinda true cos a month ago I was stuck in an elevator with this lady due to a power outage for 30 minutes or so. She was shocked by how calm I was, then proceeded to get offended and report me to the manager when I refused to give her my number. No joke, she said I didn't know how to make small talk with customers and all that bullcrap. Luckily, the manager just played it off but I was so confused for the rest of the day. What should I have done in that situation? Didn't mean to write this much guys lol

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your instincts are good. It's disappointing that your other male colleagues are calling your respectful behavior "gay", and the woman's behavior also wasn't great. You're on the right track,and I can assure you that most women do NOT "want a man on their necks".

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    RH-8514
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If walking behind them especially at night I'd rather cross and walk on the other side of the road than make somebody anxious.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this count as "funny" or "unhinged"? It's absolutely right. I used to take it personally when women crossed the street to avoid my walking behind them, because *I'm* not one of the bad guys...until I realised that the woman in front had no way of knowing that.

    Melody Shanahan-Kluth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant to read this from a man who actually understands :) Thank you

    Regina phalange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this unhinged? Finally a man who understands.

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    Mia Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world...) so in my book not selfish. It's more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it's ok to sometimes be selfish.

    Dilly Millandry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having children is selfish - people have them because they want them. That's absolutely fine and I'm happy that people do. People can have multiple reasons why they don't want them, selfishness can be a large part of it but sometimes it's because you know full well you'd not be a good parent or your circumstances are awful.

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    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nothing against people who biologically desire children to have them, but I have everything against those who try to impose this upon others who do not have those same drives. The world is already overpopulated

    Jules
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! But we're not allowed to say it - even Sir David Attenborough got censored for it (in the UK the BBC only made the last episode of his latest series available to stream rather than show on TV because he dared to say we should basically stop breeding. He obvs said it much more eloquently but you get the idea).

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand how it's selfish not to have children that you don't actually want. I have no children, but my brother and I were very much wanted - and that's what every child deserves, nothing less

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't doubt that my parents wanted me--my sisters weren't planned, but I was--but I can say with confidence that my folks had no plans for how to raise us, and we're stuck living with that for the rest of our lives

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    Spannermonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creating a whole extra human being to justify your own existence seems pretty...idk...selfish.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally realized when I was young, that I didn't want children because I"M TOO SELFISH. I don't want to be spending my hard earned money on some ungrateful "parasites". I realized that I don't want to spend my time doing the things that it takes to be a father. So I have always discussed this with potential partners. I don't have children. I will never have children because I understand that I'm selfish.

    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think knowing you don't want kids and actively avoiding having them is far more responsible than people think!

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago

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    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing wrong with not wanting kids, it's not like we have a child shortage

    Mark Fuller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it selfish? Who else is going to benefit from my having children apart from a capitalist economy who needs someone to exploit? They'll cope without my non-existent children.

    N.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having children is purely selfish. There is absolutely no reason the world needs you to create more human beings. That being said: who cares, do what you want.

    Nancy Marine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone has the ability to have kids doesn't mean they should. My sister and her husband chose to remain childless and they couldn't be happier. My mom used to give her a hard time until I asked her, once, in front of everyone in my family, "Mother, why is her uterus and what she does with it of SUCH importance to you? Is the nine grandkids you already have not enough?" She never said another word about it. My sister thanked me.

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs... What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It's being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I have recently talked a lot about taking on each other's mental load. We'll actively look at grabbing the burden of having to think through something when we know the other will be stressed or burned out and need rest. It's a great way to share responsibility equitably.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets exhausting having to always be the one to make plans, regardless of the type of relationship. It's nice when someone else does it

    Mabelbabel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's exhausting having to be continually on top of everything. Housework is a regular chore-the dusting has to be done, the floors have to be cleaned. It's a repetitive routine and predictable, so why did I have to remind him every single time? Why can't they see something needs doing, and do it themselves without me having to ask? And why did they get so upset that I didn't thank him enough for clearing up mess that HE had made? His excuse was always "I left it for you because I know you like housework" No, I like having a clean house and that's different.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamn, the bar is so low you could step over it without tripping.

    Melody Shanahan-Kluth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed - it is very tiring always being the one who makes plans, organises the kennels for the dogs, asks someone to water the plants etc etc etc

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 zillion% agree with this. I’m tired of deciding where we are going, and what to make for dinner.

    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's an introvert. We have to plan being spontaneous.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making a date or hang-out time special for the woman is treating her as the princess she be.

    DotC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone dating from apps, I seem to meet SO many new residents that want me to be their entertainment planner. I don’t mind half the time but it’s rare these days to actually get asked out where the dude makes all parts of the plan (reservations, picks somewhere between us).

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn't one going round, true or not.

    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extroverts - you know how lockdown was so out of your comfort zone you were climbing walls - yeah, that's how introverts feel living in your world, every. damn. day. Lockdown was awesome!

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The rest of the world finally on my level...

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    unfilteredCigarette73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely qualify as an introvert but I kinda liked going in to my last workplace my co-workers made me laugh daily more than I usually would in a week, they also helped me beat the s**t out of booze when I fell down

    Powerful Katrinka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for them! And for you! Speaking as someone in recovery, having people who support you makes a huge difference.

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exchange is exactly the reason why remote vs in person work should always remain voluntary.

    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the company I work at we are allowed to a 3/2 split of our week. So 3 days in office 2 at home. Most people in the company work from home on Fridays.... me and about 4 or 5 other people come in... why... there is no drama, no one trying to gossip and stir up s**t. It's the most peaceful day of the week!!!!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I *hated* those office social butterflies. They were nothing but time burglars.

    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an introvert and I still need an outside force to make me social

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could've gone remote! 😭 Our bosses found a way to make our non-essential business "essential"... I ended up getting covid, thank you for that 🤬

    JasiBri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toxic trait is that I will not start drama but I will happily watch it unfold on the sidelines. Call me what you want, but know I am self-aware 💪🏼

    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WELL IS SHE I NEED TO KNOW THE DRAMAAAAAAAAAAA

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.

    Tyke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20k where I live wouldn't make it as a downpayment on a house

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    ADJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. In one month I will have a special occasion: 25th wedding anniversary. My extended family expect a big party, which is a standard in Poland for such an august occasion. Instead we are planning a second honeymoon, or first maybe, because back in the day we could not afford real honeymoon. I will not pay a hefty bill just so my cousins could get drunk. Hell no.

    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big weddings seem to be a waste, especially when almost nothing goes as planned

    Susie Elle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a 20k trip I could do my dream trip of Alaska, Yukon, BC, then down to NW/W USA - WHO DO I ROB

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take neither. I just want 20,000 tacos!! 🌮🌮

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, that only gets you 7,000 good tacos...

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    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?? But also I hate weddings. If I ever get married, it's gonna be a bbq in the backyard, and I'll be wearing sweatpants.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much what I did, just lower key. My mother said she'd plan the wedding and I was fine with just showing up, it was really nice. What I concentrated on what planning the honeymoon. 7 day Caribbean cruise in their nicest suite. Way more fun than the wedding.

    Appalachian Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen the point of expensive weddings.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to spend a lot on a wedding, spend it things that will make it a lot if fun. The only thing that anybody ever remembers for a a wedding are A. the food, B, whether they had fun, and C, anything that went wrong or was weird. Most people spent $20,000 just to set up C.

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    We’re big fans of Today Years Old Media here at Bored Panda, so this actually isn’t the first time we’ve covered one of their accounts. And lucky for us, when we featured posts from their X page about a year ago, we were able to get in touch with the company’s founder, Aidan Schwieger.

    As far as where the inspiration for Today Years Old Media came from, Aidan shared, "I always found myself coming across random facts that truly blew my mind, and couldn’t help but share them in the hope that others would find them as fascinating as I did.” This list features mostly memes and silly photos, but on the group’s X account, there are many fun facts that followers can learn when they’re “today years old.”

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    ravn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt. There are a lot of people (like me) that need to remember this.

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    CoMa4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish younger me would have said this to the person who needed to hear it. Saying you love someone and actually loving someone doesn’t mean the same thing either.

    Nea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of this line I heard- “I love you a lot but I dont like you anymore”.

    Glenn Schroeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell someone you love them ten times a day, but if your actions make them think you don't, eventually they may stop believing you.

    Eric Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    recommend reading, "The Five Love Languages". We all feel loved in different ways and this book helps you discover which is your 'love language'.

    Captain McSmoot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's the "feeler's" issue they need to work through and the other is doing absolutely nothing wrong. Love is more than a feeling. Love is action and consistency. Love is going to work day after day to provide. Love is letting the other take the first shower so they can have all the hot water they could want. Love is making the coffee in the morning. Love is walking the dogs in the morning so she can wake up slowly. Since love is also action and consistency, the "feeler" can easily take for granted all the ways they are indeed truly and deeply loved and simply want more like a spoiled child who doesn't appreciate the things they have because they saw something else cool on TV. Social media is killing romance and individualized love expression because we want to keep up with the Joneses instead of living our lives how we want to.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And eventually the only time you say you love each other is going out the door, when you might as well be saying anchovies because it's said on autopilot rather than with any meaning. If this sounds like you, reply anchovies next time your partner is going "off to work now, see you at 7, love you"; "anchovies", and if they don't stop...

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During family therapy I talked about how my parents destroyed my life. They treated me horribly during these meetings, from manipulation through laughing at my pain to comparing me to the killer of the president of Gdansk. I said my parents didn't love me. The therapist asked them if they love me. They said yes and everyone looked at me like I was being stupid.

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    Birgit M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and I also have books I've read more than twenty times.

    SupaCab
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, I have one very specific book that I read every summer and have done so for the past 30 years. It's called "My Family, and Other Animals" by Gerald Durrell.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it 😅 I have my 'familiar' comfort shows. I mix new ones in, try em out. But on a bad day, I want that familiarity

    James D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea what you mean,... Restarts The Office for the 15th time

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which version, the British original or the one with Steve Carell?

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also applies to autism.

    cogadh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV shows, movies, books, video games, even music playlists or albums; my life is all of those on repeat to deal with anxiety.

    Almost sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah video games, I love Minecraft for my anxiety sometimes.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I read some books over again for that kind of relaxation. My favorite fiction writer, because his prose is so smooth, is Stephen King

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I have read The Stand 15 times now. I was so disappointed with the new miniseries. The 1992 (4?) Original TV miniseries is one of my comfort shows. I have 3 versions on DVD in case of damages. It's not available on TV It was on Youtube but now it missing most of it. I like the audio book as well . Also enjoy IT, Dr. Sleep and The Talisman multiple times

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 1000% true. I have several tv series that I cycle through again and again. I've also been watching a few eps of The Simpsons every night as I fall asleep for the past 25 years.

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I have seen the movie The Sound of Music over 33 times (I stopped counting after that) and I'm still anxious at the end when they are almost caught and the BF is the traitor. My husband (and probably my children when they were here) doesn't understand. It's just that I'm so into to movie that nothing else matters at that point. I used to read the end of books to make sure it finished well before I started reading it.

    Vir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the Sound of music so many times, too! It's my mum's favorite movie and even my 2 years old nice loved it (she would specifically asked to watch it)

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    Hlon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s science behind this, I learned. Watching a show with characters that are familiar to you cause a release of oxytocin, which makes us feel calm. It’s on par with being with good friends. Useful to know!

    Kiri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could relate to this . My adhd doesn't let me rewatch shows :(

    BWC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my adhd that keeps me rewatching shows/movies. I can't concentrate on new shows. I might watch an episode or 2 but never go back and finish them.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they're just being greedy monsters

    michael Chock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You heard the orange president, it's called "being smart" when you are rich.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between eccentric and crazy is a matter of financial status.

    Actively Lazy Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is speaking 2 languages trashy for anyone?

    Irishwoman abroad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the implication is that the poor person is an immigrant

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this just broke my brain a bit.

    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is speaking two languages trashy?

    Mylo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it can be a sign of an immigrant family /info

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    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoiding taxes is like saying: "I don't want to be a citizen anymore."

    Pensive_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I feel this. *(from.the poor side...)

    Cindy RS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are trashy. Goes to show that these problems occur in all walks of life—the grass isn’t always greener.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking two languages? Trashy?

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is speaking two languages trashy?

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    "I’m truly amazed that the project has had such a positive response on Twitter, literally overnight,” Aidan went on to say. “We’ve had a long-standing presence on Instagram, but I’m so glad the content we share has now found a home on Twitter as well.”

    And when it comes to what Aidan decides to share to his followers, he previously told Bored Panda, "In all honesty, I really share whatever interests me. I love learning new things and when I come across something unusual or unexpected, I can’t help but share it.”

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    MadisonLuna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove

    Jo pay me more
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pull the lever, Kronk!" "Wrong lever!" Lmfao 🤣

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    Walter Brameld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wouldn't pick the half randomly, like Thanos did.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Thanos couldn't choose, but the fact that Tony Stark wiped out Thanos and his army means he could have chosen to eliminate only evil beings.

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    Captain Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ultron. Dude spends 10 seconds on the internet and knows that it's the humans that are the actual problem.

    Gworlypop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez I think I agree more with villains than the “heroes”

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    shankShaw deReemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dexter! But minus the chopping people up thing. Don't know that I could do that part. But killing bad people because they were never really punished: that's for me! I'm coming for you BB, JT, and MG.

    shankShaw deReemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! I so thought the question could be about any fictional villain. Sorry, Pandas!

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    Cosmetica Solist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bane from batman. The rich do suck and should be punished for hoarding wealth

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the Rapture was a real thing, and that it worked like this: if you think you’re so special that you’re convinced the Rapture will take you, it does, and then the reasonable and neighborly among us are left in peace.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, you've thought about this haven't you 😂

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    Lorem Ispum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos has the right intentions, but not the right idea of how to help people at all.

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also not being buried in debt afterwards.

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    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a safe place to sleep at night

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being able to smile and wave at small children without mom scooping up and hold them tightly against a perceived threat.

    Nicholas Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be bitter about the bureaucrats who shut down my GI bill after joining the Navy in the middle of the Vietnam War, but now I understand it was a blessing in disguise.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly is a privilege. Had college, a job a wife and a baby. Eventually college was gone as was the wife and eventually the job. What was left is my wonderful daughter. I’m a winner.

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    Huntress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a song. The never-ending-ness 🎶 the never ending mess 🎶

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    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness I have a massive couch. Clean laundry take up 3/4 of it...

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    Melody Shanahan-Kluth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aged 68 here - lived away from home since I was 16 - started off really loving the freedom to eat what I want when I wanted - having children and realising that I had to organise buying and then cooking the food - every. single. day . forever and ever and ever and ever - oh and the washing - did I meantion the washing? But mostly the deciding what to eat , buying it, cooking it, washing the dihes up and then starting over

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it's not just that you have to make dinner every night. You have to come up with an idea for what to cook every single night for the rest of your life.

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That I’d be happier single than in a toxic relationship. 💖

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 98% of them are repetitive. The relentless, boring routines we must endure daily is too much sometimes.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of money it takes to live.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That my kids took over for my parents and tell me what to do

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song that never ends, turns out when sung from the back seat, makes a driver speed

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    Because Today Years Old had only recently taken off on Twitter when we last spoke with Aidan, he noted that it’s difficult to know what content resonates the most with followers. “But we hope to continue to be a daily source of trending facts and discoveries in a variety of topics,” he added.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the sleazy dates will lie and say "no", when, in fact, there is someone

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very few are good liars if you know the tells. Its always worth asking the hard questions, because the answers always reveal somerhing.

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    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did my mind interpret this as " do you have any stalkers "?

    Eldritch_catt0
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! "Is there anyone who will try to get rid of me because they think I'm taking you away from them?" typa thing.

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    clbruss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I should have used this way back when. Started to figure things out when I was going on too many Tuesday dates. If he never asks you out on the weekends, he already has a significant other.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me way to long to realise breakfast dates werent because they were quirky.

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    ShellsBells
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you return your grocery cart or just leave it for someone else to take it back?

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago

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    That is someones full time job, if I take it back they are in danger of losing their employment!

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't have a GF, but I know someone who'd be very upset to hear me say that!"

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever been on America's Most Wanted?

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many court appearances do you have

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol wow this one made me really laugh. “… who thinks…” 🫣

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we had a cry room at work. I'd use it every day. Maybe multiple times.

    High and Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a mostly abandoned building. We have hundreds of cry rooms.

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beatings will continue until morale improves - management

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, the poor bugger. How much mental strain and anguish must he be under for this to be a reality?

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he is like me! 1. Obsessively plans over every minute of the day, and 2. A lot of things are causes to cry lately

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    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got five minutes free to cry right after two o'clock. Put it on the schedule.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the jessica part is what makes it perfect.

    David Schauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are crying at work, you need to start looking for SOMETHING else

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one co-worker who mentioned at dinner to her family that she had cried at work that day. The kids were concerned and she said "it's okay, I wasn't the only one".

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Holly Hunter in Broadcast News.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, if you had asked him about it we'd all know why he did it wouldn't we, Jessica?

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th

    LadySparre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark we work 37 hour weeks and more and more are going for a 4 day week now. It's increasing the overall productivity by 8-12%

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife works 7-3 and I work 8-4. It's nice to have daytime together.

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a morning person. I’d rather die than be at work by 7. I’ll take 10-6, or even 11-7.

    Glenn Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work 7:00 to 3:30 (half hour unpaid lunch). It's great.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have that schedule, Not any more. Newly retired and it is 11 pm and I don't have to worry about my bedtime.

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    Mila Preradović
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live many, if not most, companies and even government bodies have flexible working hours, you literally come any time between 7 and 9 and leave accordingly, 3 to 5.

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol when I still lived in Europe, my direct colleague had a flexible time. I never realized it was only for him due to a very long commute but that it was for us both since we worked together. So I frequently started 30-45 minutes later than I actually was supposed to and did that for a little more then 5 years until management finally told me that I couldn't do it and was fired on the spot for doing it. I got the last laugh, though, thanks to worker protections there. They ended up having to pay me one month's pay for every year I worked there lol

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    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a place where you worked for 40 hours a week, no more, and you set up your hours when you wanted. On guy worked 10 hours a day, four days a week. If you worked late one day, you had to take that time off, preferably that week. Lunch was included in the 8 hours, so long as it was reasonable. There were issues at that employer, but they understood that employees are being paid for 40 hours per week, and only owe 40 hours of work per week.

    Cerridwn d'Wyse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you but I really wish more people would openly acknowledge that there are those of us that would rather be up and doing things first thing in the morning

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    The founder also wanted to encourage readers to never stop seeking out new information. "There is always something new to learn in our world. You can never really know everything,” he previously shared. "I hope this project will allow people to find new interests and encourage us to continue to be curious about the world around us."

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    Bruni-Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pain in the back of throat.

    Ellisdogs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, doesn't everyone get the pain in the back of the throat-thing?

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think so. I cried SO much as a kid, in fact I still do cry, and I get that pain before I cry

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    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this sound familiar to anyone? "Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"

    Rachel R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Also had designated belts and spoons

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    Trish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pain the the back of the throat that travels down to my chest.

    Stardust she/her
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to physically force the muscles in my face to block the flow from tear glands

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't allowed emotions...we couldn't afford them apparently

    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was allowed by family but not by children +/-my age as a kid/teen. That led to the "be strong pain in the throat"

    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just stuffing it away before it comes out till I'm depressed and don't know why

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that pain was part of crying. Like, crying = water from eyes, red face, throat pain, hiccups from being quiet, and twitchy fingers

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds pretty petty... from both sides

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once fortunately had a professor do that for me (he was not teaching that course, just attended some courses by his collegues) when I really was well prepared, so he basically made sure I could present myself as a total expert on the subject.

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it ended up with the OP learning something new in depth. The best kind of revenge - the growth revenge

    Sweaterpants Mandles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this tweet so many times I know it’s made up.

    Nicholas Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is interesting that you celebrate this act of petty passive-aggressive act of vengeance so publicly and proudly. This reinforces my feelings that not being able to access "higher education" was a blessing in disguise. I may have found myself in a position of power while in a state of corruption.

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe next time you´ll spend some time to learn to get over being mocked by someone more easiliy. It´s worth it :-)

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    Mat O'Dowd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe we have the museum night since 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Night_of_Museums

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British Museum does sleepovers for 8-15 years olds fairly often. And thankfully, they don't actually steal your kids. And the Natural History Museum does one for adults a few times a year (but its over £200 a ticket ;-; )

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time in girl scouts we got to sleepover at the Connecticut Children's Museum. It was awesome

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealous! My helicopter mom wouldn't let me do the Girl Scout sleepover at Museum of Science in Boston.

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is odd that museums, most of which are inside temperature controlled buildings, close for the evening, especially when you consider most people have day jobs or school.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Cause people work during the day, and need to sleep at night.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know i hate having to wake up at four in the mourning just to be part of the world. More business should be open at night.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a museum in (I think) Vancouver that was open for new year's eve. There are often night events at museums in Melbuorne too.

    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lot of museums have sleepovers for scout troops, etc.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of the creepy things that happen after dark.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night museums! Nailed it. 😁

    Viktor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re often rented for private events in the evening. I’ve been to several conference social events that happened in museums. You have some nibbles in the gardens and then wander around parts of the exhibition with a drink and do some networking. Or avoid people and enjoy the quiet exhibition. Quite a neat experience.

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    Learning something new every day and getting in some laughs every day are both key to maintaining a happy, healthy life. So by following a few Today Years Old accounts, you can have all of your bases covered. On X, you’ll learn why the highways in the United States are numbered the way that they are, and on TikTok, you’ll learn that San Francisco residents have been taping notes in the windows of their cars urging people to stop breaking into them. Meanwhile, on Instagram, you’ll find hilarious screenshots of silly conversations that have taken place online.   

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    Simon Bolivar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: To distract and confuse his rivals during negotiations, Winston Churchill intentionally let his cigars burn to long lengths of ash, but he purposely didn't tap them off. His rivals would frequently become so engrossed in watching the ash and if or when Winston would tap them, that by their distraction, he was able to steer the negotiations to more favorable agreements for the UK.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke has been around way longer than twitter.

    Nicholas Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to shovel BS back in their faces, preemptively. You will do well in the corporate world where BS reigns supreme, and in the greater milieu of the public/private revolving door sector.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome answer, hope if you wanted the job, you got it.

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    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is technically true. New at the job of being a character on that show!

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    Sergio Bicerra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst if you're replacing the really nice guy that got unfairly fired

    Nicholas Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, fresh meat. Let us consume them before they can gain power and challenge our nativistic advantage.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New on the job is an adventure, new people, new opportunities and new ways to get fired.

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always walked in like I owned the place. By the time they figured out who I was and what I was doing, I'd made a place for myself.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as you aren't the character in the red shirt with no last name

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You feel like an idiot for having to ask basic questions.

    Granny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First week at new job..could not eat for a week..

    Michael J. Curwick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed the briefing, where is the helping hand-

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah man… sorry you weren’t a little kid. probably would just have gotten a talking to.. 😂

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    Penguin Panda Pop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl boss builds horrible business model resulting in no return customers. Business collapses.

    Penguin Panda Pop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably reads as mean to the little girl. I'm trying to be mean to the whole girl boss/entrepreneur/hustle culture which is perpetuating the exploitation of workers and bringing about the collapse of society as we know it.

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    Mimi M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this, sorry.

    Mikkel Sørensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism at it's worst. Bezos would be proud!

    Sherman Von Gee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep this child away from MLMs. Otherwise she's going to be a monster who ruins lives.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sassy but it will only work once. No repeat customers.

    Joel Emmett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother-in-law did that when he was a kid! He's an adult now and belongs in prison. He'd be happy to help you with your company's cell phone contract though.

    Lee J Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly the child is being taught immorality and people who did not ask for their change were upholding it.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not assertive, just rude. (insert better parenting skills here) teach her to realize that people are being kind to HER by buying from her, and may need their change for other purchases....

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don't mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nailed. It. When I became unemployed I took to spending a big chunk of the day just sleeping, and doing a few things at my leisure when I felt sufficiently awake, and it just felt *right*. Getting up early and commuting to the office never feels natural, and not just because I've never been an early riser. And then I feel guilty and embarrassed by my nonstop yawning. No wonder everybody's addicted to coffee (though not me because I'm allergic).

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Committing evil acts to prove a religious belief

    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    resting for 2 if your lucky: lawn, house repair, car repair etc

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. It used to be working 7 days and resting 0. Still is if you're a farmer or own your own small business like a convenient store or restaurant. Could be even worse than that - we could be regular animals and spend every day trying to find food and to not die. We have it pretty good I'd say.

    Mona
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are meant to walk for hours a day, not lounge. That’s why we’re all so miserable, sitting behind all our screens that mimic a moving environment

    veirdbuttrue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! our bodies are designed for constant movement. Outside in the elements!

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    Justin Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having to hunt and gather 24/7 to feed and clothe yourself

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get to rest ? For 2 days ? In a row ???

    Olivia V. Rhodes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no offense to anyone reading this but, vegans... human teeth and bodies are designed to eat and have, meat and plants not just one or the other

    Pirate Luxe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time, in general, is a weird concept. Time controls everything in our lives but the way we measure it is completely arbitrary.... Why are there 7 days a week, even?

    Ina
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are the only species on this planet that need to work and make money to live. How f****d up is that?

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    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exchange info then ghost her

    Dr Robert Neville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just smile and nod. Then pick up your phone, pretend to phone a number and say "subject is aware, activate omega protocol", hang up and move to a different carriage.

    Angela Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "what's your name? Ah yes! he said you'd recognise me!"

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have startled her to her socks if you had said"Rachel/"

    Yibo Wang
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say sth like 'my kid is sitting on top of your head'

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    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss having an extrovert friend asking for extra ketchup for me. Oddly enough, I have no issue asking if it's for anyone else but me.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just pull an Anger Management a throw the plate against the wall . Then sing I feel pretty

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loud fiery woman make me burn inside and I avoid instantly. Some people just have to instigate drama I guess.

    Suede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balance. The universe needs balance

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be as close as we get to equality. People expect men to be assertive, regardless of the individual in question. Men are allowed to have feelings too.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thinks a loud, fiery man and a loud, fiery woman would even survive 3 dates?

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True friends should be like this always

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend like this. We take it in turns to buy meals out, cinema tickets and so on. If he buys the tickets, I pay for popcorn to share. It's my friend's birthday tommorrow(Monday) and we are celebrating the Tuesday. As is traditional, I will pay for his pizza. The birthday person never pays for their own meal and next summer he'll pay for mine. It works well. In my former group, we had to divide the bill up if everyone's totals came to roughly the same but a lot of the time, I had less money than the others, so in the end we just started paying for our own.

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    Aedonia Nightsong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this not normal? We do this in my country. When you pay for something, we would say to the person "me invitas a la próxima" (next time, you pay) and we also use it as a way to have a reason to meet again.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I pay for our drinks, it means my friends are broke äss mofos right now, while I'm flush. If the situation is reversed, I know my friends would have my broke äss covered. That's what being a friend is. That, and helping dispose of bodies when necessary.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer karma. The faith that, over the whole course of a friendship, the cost of drinks will average out.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double negatives :( ... Do I send money?

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my friend group of introverts, it's whoever's the most broke talks to the store clerk/cafe barista/etc and they don't have to pay

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even tho I know it's her dress, it's funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That she did, that she did, three cheers for the fairy god-mother.

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    Noname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a part of the dress, not her butt

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot her face but remembered her feet. Prince Charming had a foot fetish.

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderelly got some work done lol

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a peplum bustle

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a peplum, people.

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bustles used to be a thing. It wasn’t even about making your rear look bigger, but your waistlook smaller.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, when they invented “booty” to mean Cinderella, a new phase of humanity began. “The Age of Butts”. wow! What an a**!

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to leave it upside down and hope for the best

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    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thumb hurts just looking at that pic.

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re old enough to remember this, you need to take your cholesterol medicine and get to bed soon..

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me you young whippersnapper, my cholesterol is just fine zzzzzzz😴

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    Alex Beal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the trick is rapid firing the plunger while the rings are suspended. I didn't realize it until struggling with the very last one. Whooo! Blatant childhood neglect may have intrinsic value afterall.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I was a little older when it either it came out or when I came across it and played only a few times.

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    Pamela24
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he's right, I don't blame him but he was framing it as if that's so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families - he's actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.

    SirWriteALot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you are surrounded by disfunctionality does not make it "normal". Don't tell him his situation is weird. It's not.

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    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I super love this! My hubby's parents have passed but I got to know his mom before she died and she would have been that type of mother in law that would have loved to hang out with me. I hope when my kids find their people they feel this way about us. I totally want to be a big huge family!!!!!

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my sister in law (married to my bro) and make sure she feels included when there's a family gathering. I also adore her parents and sisters too. I call them my in law-in laws.

    Rachel R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to be part of a family! It sounds so lovely

    Glenn Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It often is, but unfortunately there are times when it isn't. I've been fortunate.

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually had that.... he had an amazing family. We did all that ...unfortunately, He thought he should have a side piece. So I miss his family. But I had to divorce him.

    Glenn Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't necessarily mean you can't continue a relationship with his family. After my parents split up my mother's brothers spent more time with my father than they did with her.

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    Joanna Luttrell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this! I told my husband that if it wouldn't be incredibly weird, I would ask his parents to adopt me. His family is amazing... mine... not so much.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fortunate to be born into a family like this. My many cousins are like siblings.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a cook out? Is it basically an outdoor BBQ?

    Laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually. People use the terms synonymously, but they actually aren't. A cook out is a more casual affair as far as the cooking. A BBQ would involve smoking meat for hours. This is also regional. In the American South, people are more likely to differentiate the two because we take BBQ very seriously and there are many regional variations. Maybe because it's too hot to cook large pieces of meat indoors? Also smoking and spices act as a preservative.

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    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you want the 1950s unfortunately

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 1950s were just as dysfuntional. They were better at hiding it.

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girllll don’t we all? 😩

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And turning my pillow over every second body turn

    KT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a body pillow as my head pillow so when i roll over, i don't have to reposition the darn thing

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    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep like I’m a ragdoll that got glitched into the floor in g-mod

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also a rotisserie chicken!

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever way my cat moves me to get comfortable.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side facing door if I’m scared, back if I’m not.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my car like any other minimum wage earner

    Jennifer Clayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wedged in with three pillows in various places so my body can relax and I can forget for a few hours. Then turn. Rinse and repeat.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So I can forget for a few hours.” Sounds ominous, forget what? The pains of reality? Because I feel that

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    I bit my lip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile I move to the couch so I can perform my own maneuvers in peace

    Rachel R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flip back and forth between on my side, and on my back

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Combo and a times stretched out or curled into as small a circle as possible.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex has been replaced by comfort food

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comfort food has been replaced by comfort tequila.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So me and my husband only get around to doing it like once a month but it's usually better than any sex we ever had and I'd rather have one amazing O a month than 2-3 mediocre just lie there sessions a week

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just my wife and I, or do ya'll schedule a date and time? Sometimes even though we schedule, we have to cancel to convince our child we we're just "wrestling"...

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this "sex" y'all talking about?

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell if you’re very innocent or if you’re just adding to the joke

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    RajunCajun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more shocked than anything that the older I get the less I care about it. I find comfort in that, mostly because chasing the V made me do a lot of dumb sh*t.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-sex once a quarter, just to keep the mental balance.

    FloralDangerNoodle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a quarter? Like once a week? Once/twice a week is good.

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    April Armstrong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we women can't have abortions, then you men can't have sex. Simple.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did BP not censor that? I’m surprised, it censors K!LL

    David B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be wine, women and song. Now it's beer, the ol' lady and TV

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, by the time you are eighty or so the sex may slow down.

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor has never asked me that. I kinda wish he would.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak up!!!!! Your health matters! All of it!

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    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you have thoughts of harming yourself?" No not myself...

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sort of wish I said yes when I was asked that last time I was at the doctor, but I said no because I was afraid they would tell my parents

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    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor asked me if I ever thought of killing myself. I thought everyone did.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that's a appropriate answer. We all have bouts where we are depressed or have anxiety. But if it's a constant thing, it needs treatment. Then that goes to something a little bit more complicated, but that's not an inappropriate answer.

    RedBadgerCan'tSwim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor asks if I ever think of harming myself or others. There's no way I'll ever answer that honestly.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you replied "Thinking about how much your charging, our mental health makes sense, doesn't it"

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s not your fault, but if you don’t wake up every day wondering why on Earth you should even get out of bed, I kind of hate you.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Doctor asked, My answer, Sure don't all folks who reach eighty have a little?

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what was that noise at 4am?! It was a 'tink' every four seconds.

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars engines revving. So annoying.

    NoCleverName
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some jackass just moved in a couple houses down from me and every morning at 6am he revs his crappy Civic with modified exhaust a dozen times, then almost redlines as he cruises down the street. We can hear him coming blocks away and he wakes up my kid almost daily. So friggin irritating.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVerything, everything is becoming annoying. You ever see that south park episode?

    giku T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any human-made noise.crying babies,yelling children,loud parties,quarrels,construction,honking ..drive me mad. dogs barking and cat fights, fox howls, bird chirping even the crow sounds dont bother me.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider incessantly barking dogs to be a human-caused noise. Humans who are ignoring the needs of their dogs.

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    the dancing demon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just noise in general, is always been awefull. It feels like there's nails being hammered into my skull

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lawn mowers and postmen on motorbikes

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    #33

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    DamnnnTina Report

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this "you need to WORK on this relationship" is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on ... it's not WORK.

    N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving each other is fun, but if you don't know how to communicate and compromise, then you're screwed. And those things will take work.

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    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is somebody else who bought into the BS that "you should always be happy, otherwise you need to be medicated" ideology.

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not. Some parts are fun, but when you build a life together, you have to do a lot of compromising and communicating and supporting. It isn't "fun" but it should make you feel secure and help you be a better person. If you want fun, go to a carnival.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I tell my spouse when he asks if I love him, I love him most of the time - it's more good times than bad but neither of us are perfect

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    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it feels like work, you've picked the wrong partner. A bad relationship can be like trying to make a size 6 shoe fit your size 9 foot.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put a little bit of work into picking the person you want to live with, living with them isn't work.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YUP! Work on it constantly, instant reward (At least for me it was)

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be watching too much TV

    The John and only
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And where is the fun part in that post..??

    Lolly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call it whatever you want, but I guarantee it takes effort/work to navigate through every situation you go through if you’re together for the long haul. Speaking with 38 years so far, no matter how much you love each other, you will be challenged and you work through it. That is not negative, it is incredibly rewarding and worth it.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I can read my wife's emotions real well, and vice versa. Comes with time.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't just women. Observant partners notice when things are off.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell my boyfriend is upset by how tense his hands are, while he himself doesn't even realize he's physically tensing up.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice censoring, BP!

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong with the force she is

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't play poker with her

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I must learn to pay attention to.

    DotC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not my breath. It’s my words.

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    #35

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    IamMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my mom would rather live in the house I'd buy her, wearing her fancy new eye patch.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would I by my mothers eye? Its gross to have in your fridge, and Im sure she still needs it 😂

    Norman Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no vision in my left eye, it's irrepairable..... Eye do fine with 50% of the things eye do. The rest eye adapt to. On "talk like a pirate day - September 19 - Eye put on an eye patch and say Aarrrgh all day - have fun, all is good !

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaaamn, I just learned there's a "talk like a pirate day"! Gotta set a reminder for next year!

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    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the hospital. You'll make back more than you put in and your mama can keep both eyes on your investment.

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can live perfectly well with one eye

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily my mother was born with a left eye already, as it were, in situ.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay for it, I’d just buy her something with the money anyway, here’s a ready-set opportunity! Now if it was my stepmom.. nah just kidding I’m not that evil

    Jade (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She still has her right eye tho? I've never understood this question

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I think my momma would agree,

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    #36

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    estjaziah Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they sometimes find extinct animals. "Hey, hasn't this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?"

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "when we killed the last specimen for sport"

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    Ola Bednarek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just make a squad of moms and tell them you looked everywhere, but you can't find any

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may sounds really funny, but this is actually a thing. Biologists sometimes discover animals that they thought had been extinct for decades. Recently there was a cool case where they set up cameras somewhere deep in nature to research something, and while looking back at the footage they saw a completely unrelated "extinct" animal species just frollicking around in front of the camera, lol.

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. When I try to track down when an animal became extinct, it's usually impossible to pin it down to a specific year. I can choose either the year of last confirmed observation, the year of last tentative observation, or the year when an exhaustive search failed to find any. Usually there's about a 20 year gap between the last confirmed observation and the year when a thorough search fails to find any.

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    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finding extinct animals usually means going into habitats that don't have many/any humans. And the animals tend to be small and elusive. Let's face it. You aren't going to find any giant sloths hiding out in North America undiscovered. And that Sabre Tooth is definitely not on some mountain top in an obscure location, he was a savannah hunter when the US had miles of grasslands instead of miles of crops.

    Jess Ovo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep reading bout thylacine sightings, hoping they're true. But they're probably not..

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my dream, that thylacines are found in my lifetime

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    He's a nut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they find any extinct species, the rich folks will probably have an exotic meat dinner that day

    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They find extinct animal every now and again in Australia and some local will say "Oh yer we see them all the time". Nobody listens to them because what do they know, they aren't official sightings made by official people.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when you always put your keys in the bowl on the table by the door. When one day they aren't there, you assume they are gone forever.

    Mell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be men that claim that an animal is extinct, they never look UNDER the couch. ;😜

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    #37

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I remember those days

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had cousins I was close to. All the ones on my dad's side were at least 2hrs away and I have none on my mum's side (though I think my uncle would have loved to).

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the ones on my dad's side were like 56 hours away, all the way across the country (USA). There were a couple in my mom's side. My uncle and his kids lived 8 hours away, but my Aunts kids lived in the same town. But .. they were 16 and 17 years younger than me. I still ended up closest to them, and have continued to be close.

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    teenytabs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe!! This brought back some happy memories for me.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such fond memories. I wish we still had floor sleepovers now as adults, it would be so funny.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanksgiving night when I was a kid. Three boys scattered across the living room floor. My parents up in my grandma's room, grandma on the daybed. We had to be quiet.

    shawn mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. My grandma was offended when I became old enough and chose to get a hotel room.

    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of last month when my dad, stepmum and 2 of my sisters all ended up in hospital at the same time. I ended up saying at my parents house and looking after 7 autistic kids (including 5 under 5!) for 4 days. I had the 2 eldest sleep in my parent's bed, my 5yr old nephew slept in his own bed (he lives with my parents) and my 5yr old neice slept on a fold out mattress on his bedroom floor. The youngest 3 all slept on the sofas, while I slept on the floor next to them. It was incredibly stressful and chaotic as they're all autistic and have vastly different needs, food issues (& allergies) sensory issues and none of them cope well with changes to their routine. By the end of those 4 days, I'd only slept for about 4hrs total and was exhausted but the kids had a great time and loved spending time together despite everything. Luckily the adults were all fine after a few days because I don't think I could've coped much longer.

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    #38

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    dulxnn Report

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can't understand this, then it's probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life

    venintherogue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This applies to 16 years olds to tbh

    𝕶𝙖𝙩𝙚
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm in college level classes in high school dawg i can not go to the mall on a thursday night 😭😭

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    Awenpotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, people will make time for what's important, and make excuses for things they don't think are important. If they've not got time for you, move on

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you turn up at midnight and ask to borrow a shovel, you find out who your friends are. Normal people look horrified and call the police after you leave. Friends ask what the plan is so they can help you catch errors

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best friends grab their own shovel and ask "How deep we need to dig?"

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    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we always busy and they say you don't talk to me anymore

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pay back the money you borrowed from them 3 months ago . . .

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH - I've had to explain to more than one person that MY cell phone is for MY convenience. No, I will not answer it in the restroom at a restaurant, not in line at the grocery store, or while sitting in my Doctor's waiting room, etc. If I don't answer or get back to you immediately it's because I'M BUSY.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us are fed up with the constant drama.

    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I have friends who bang on about "the cult of busy" being a load of shite. Ah no. If I don't do it, it doesn't get done and then I get more stressed as everything piles into even more shite

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    #39

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    khensanixo Report

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the doctor voluntarily once. That was a rich person action. I couldn't pay, but they would "send me the bills". 😒

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to be "never even think about money" rich.

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon, Costco, Target… just take my damn money!! Thank you.

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting seriously sick.(edit: even in my country, with WONDERFUL healthcare, getting proper sick is expensive.)

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably learning proper speaking.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K but I did this for a long time and then when I finally checked my balance it turned out someone had been slowly stealing money for a year 😵 Keep watch of your accounts!

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    #40

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends that won’t give you honest feedback

    MirohLoome (he/she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i give TOO honest feedback like i just imediatly say what im thinking even if its rude af lmaooo

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    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only talk to you when life sucks

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends (?) who never assert, compliment or reassure you. Whose default setting is a steady trickle of negativity. Who hold everyone to a differend standard than themselves.

    Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, my ex just cussed me out because I politely let him know I was not getting back with him because he treated me like c**p and I didn't feel comfortable getting back with him, and my friend just keeps going on saying I was in the wrong and how could I leave a hot guy like that and all this other c**p even tho I was bawling my eyes out from anxiety.

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    Cyber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends that mock your interest and try to instigate jokes in which the goal is to get others to laugh at you. People who respond with "um..... thanks?" to compliments. People who diss on you. People who shame you for things that make you, you.

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren’t friends. Those are people you hang out with until you dump them for actual friends.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why my friend group is soooooooo small. I mean if you can't be happy for me the way I am happy for you then I don't need you at this point.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or those who refuse to consider their part in contributing to conflict

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends that don’t invite you to anything. After claiming that you’re very good friends. And you invited them to all of your shıt. Yes, I’m upset.

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friendship group never compliments, but we all congratulate

    Sara Lenai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how one of my groups is. I used to compliment them the normal amount. Now I rarely do, even though I'm thinking it. Sometimes a compliment slips out when I'm not thinking about how they are, but I try not to

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends who don't reciprocate emotion, effort, sympathy, etc.

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    #41

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    Temporary Dork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It's bad enough.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s this girl in my class who has pathetic vision yet she doesn’t wear her glasses and she treats them so poorly I wonder how they’re able to hold themselves together

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people with bad vision have difficulty in finding the right prescription, and having the wrong prescription can be unpleasant. Also, high index glasses are heavy, and getting lighter ones is expensive.

    Alaskatgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell people, “The world is so much prettier without my glasses”.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go with her to pick out some new frames and tell her how good they look for a while every time you see her because they do look good - they can be like a piece of jewelry or an accessory, tell her that.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my glasses for a week and didn't even care. My vision is 20/400

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof… mine is 20/100 in my left eye. I’d cry if I lost my glasses because reading is my LIFE!

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    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s more likely she’s American. Most insurance doesn’t cover vision… that’s “elective” & not life threatening.

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    DreMacsAMillion Report

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. How many friends do you have?

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my early 20’s it was kinda like this. I had my work friends, my school friends and then my *friend* friends I grew up with. I only have a solid 2 now, lol

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    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one friend whos extroverted and has a ton of friends so his friend group just kinda adopted me I also have one friend who’s super awkward like me and I think he would rather die then meet friend #1 and company

    Cooter McCoughlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny comment until he added the lmao to his own joke. That drives me absolutely crazy for some reason

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran out of fingers and toes to count them on!

    GhostlySnail (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I have a few different little friend groups and they don’t really get along, it’s annoying

    DotC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as possible but it’s also backfired on me where they liked each other more than they liked me

    Randy Yent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix 'em? I don't even have them.....they expect too much

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fr tho but i have a group of male friends and 2 groups of female friends and while the female friends get along the male and female groups absolutely hate eachother!

    Kacy Harrison
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really people who have so many friend groups that this is an option?

    WalterWhiteSavannah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 separate distinct friend groups that really don't ever mix and people from 2 of them hate people on the other side. Also when I say friend groups I mean u have 1 or 2 food friends in each group and those people have bigger groups of friends. Theres also my gfs friends but my friends never meet them cause her friends met my friends they might just straight up tell her to find someone with better friends. 😅

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    kxabdullah Report

    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She chose acceptance over being used as a puppet

    Kevin Ber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think being short was the deal breaker on that one....

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, Shrek is awesome, that prince’s assholery has nothing to do with his height

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fiona chose a person who liked her as a person, and was fun to be around. She didn't choose the status-hungry bigot who only wanted to use her.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This op fits that other theme with horrible people. Bodyshaming is not just for the obese but also short or gre3nish people.

    marcelo D.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she chose a good individual over and a*****e. But this was only because she was an ogre half the time so she learned to see beyond the appearance. It has nothing to do with farquaad being short, which this tweet frames it as the reason

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short guy who happens to also be a douchebag.

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord Farquaad was obviously overcompensating 🤣

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with the spelling and pronunciation of his name. Then again, Lord Fuckwad probably wouldn't be considered PG

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had far too much self respect to marry Evil Michael Eisner.

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