35 Hilarious Gems From “The Last Blockbuster” Twitter Account (New Posts)

You are going to need some ointment for that serious burn!

I always wondered is that a Christmas or Halloween movie? Or can it be both?

But you are expected back at work after leaving the Recovery Room right?

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Don't worry - they bounced right back to life.

... and next door is WHAT? Do you have the neighbours required for such an occasion? You know, I would not want to embarass myself in front of the whole world by giving a speech with no dildoes in sight...

At least not the first time you visit...the hole is only for returns

Not even Ryan Reynolds wants that. Pretty sure he'd pay $10,000 to add it to the back alley fire.

I hope they will pay the intern!

Poor Andy.

Oh but we are green! We sort the trash and make two piles: "safe to burn during the day" and "better burn during the night, the smoke is a bit toxic". Job well done.

Like... someone handing me a cup of beer, right?

Confucius say, "Staff who on top of store high on roofies!"

Was laid off was definitely a good one, nice plot twists and stuff

Ok this is funny stuff.

oh, colleen.

The graveyard of recent bankrupt chain stores. Niiiiiiice. Spirit Halloween. Where the bag of spider webs costs $4.99 and security follows you around like your Winona Ryder the entire time. Always gotta stop in, though. It’s Halloween for chris’sakes.

oh i just thought my gumball didn’t like me

Life happens in between.

"hellooOOO!"

Banner or not, the writing was on the wall

Movies Donald will not have watched: Planet of the apes, Pan's labyrinth, Paris texas. He doesn't like the "P" tapes.

I’m still reading but only slightly chuckling out loud. Colleen is gonna have a cow when she finds out about this jive.

Damn

what, is there a cat there?

Oh my this one is precious.

Now that’s my kind of advertising

well does it pay

Well, I'm glad they got customers

amber, i think :P

Nah, let her explore.

Oh my gawd I just keep reading and reading these like I don’t have to wake up in just a few hours. Love love love this thread. Keep it coming. I’m going to read em all dang it.

No! Andy! Don’t drink it! I’m from the future! You’ll end up in the hospital!

poor walter

Best Buy would probably double that asking salary, plus all the same perks

so this is a blockbuster, it truly is a glorious as my father described it

Frontline is that stupid video game my nephew won't shut up about.

umm can't I just use the normal bathroom

Do you have a burnt customer of the month award?

Zapp Brannigan "the Shampagen of Beers".

umm no thank you I'm good

Korean horror is where it's at. No jump scares, just eeriness and good writing. Irish horror is a flavor in itself, usually very dark and morbid with no pay-off. German horror is confusing.

Soo... Reese Witherfork?

do you not like flowers???

Aw, I miss Long John Silver’s. My mom used to take me there all the time as a kid. Loved their coleslaw. My mom used to ask for an extra side of “crunchies” (fried batter bits that fell off the battered fish in the fryer.) The only LJS’s near us closed a long time ago, though :(

So, you pay us 20% of what the movie is worth to take the movie if we bring a woman? Sounds cool. Edit to clarify that I am joking

You didn’t?

I'm coming to your store

Those crazy teens!

oh dear......

oh dear oh dear oh dear...

I never forgot. I still have my laminated blue card somewhere around this dump.

no, but I wanted to! edit: this is just a joke pls don't sue me I didn't do it

Oh man…. I remember that smell!!

y e s

Rewind (pun definitely intended) back to the time when my daughter was about 7 and the husband made us watch Die Hard because it was a Christmas movie. You know that really famous line where he sounds like a cowboy and says a cowboy-like thing? She loves that part. Just, wow, Jon.

good job

Yemen M's

How many more of these are there? I should be a sleeping panda but noooo. Wholesome procrastination.

“Take it. PLEASE!”

well it’s TOO SMALL. humph!

change my mind! caine-6399...79bcb5.jpg

Colleen found out. I hate cliffhangers.

yes pls I like kids movies