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Daughter Posts Brutally Honest Texts That She Receives From Her Crazy Jewish Mother, And It’s Hilarious
You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.
It became so popular that she now dedicates herself to sharing her mothers biting wisdom full time, with several side projects and a book out. We love Crazy Jewish Mom here at Bored Panda and have compiled a list of our favourite Mom-ments. Scroll down below to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favourite!
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Ana Fuentes 8 years ago
Hate to say it but mom is always right, if I had listen to mine my life would have been different. MEET THE DOCTOR
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MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago
that was my mom until younger sister got married, now she's the target :D
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SJ_Panda_love 8 years ago
I really want to meet this mother and have a conversation! She is really badass! Love her!
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Kristina Neeley 8 years ago
Why isn't this higher, this is the greatest answer to hellfire and brimstone
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Marie Watkins Crocker 8 years ago
I think it's a deep dish question of life.
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James A. Smith Jr. 8 years ago
Answer: Because God knows that pizza (especially loaded) is a complete and well balanced meal which can be consumed at any point in the day. My favorite is cold, right out of the fridge for breakfast.
Brianna Bastian 8 years ago
But god created Italians so there for god created pizza
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Usernameofgag 8 years ago
My mom do this. I lost a lots of clothes when I went home. although those clothes went to orphanage, i just can't...
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James A. Smith Jr. 8 years ago
Again I ask. What did she prank her on, on Christmas? This was awesome though
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Lyone Fein 7 years ago
Oh, lighten up, Nyree, she obviously loves her mother and finds her adorable. Plus she doesn't seem to let her mother's comments control her in any way. This is just how Jewish women talk. You can bet she talks to her mother the same way.
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Ehren Thomsen 8 years ago
I have a penis and I totally want this underwear. But I need a smaller snout size.
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Jespren Ray 8 years ago
Hey, when you are on hold for that long, sometimes other priorities need to be addressed!
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Lillian Chesak 8 years ago
Everyone needs to dance sometimes... especially when it's a Beyoncé song
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frederic eeckman 8 years ago
Well, if it's on Goop... (Well, Paltrow also advocate the use of stone eggs... Yep, you're supposed to insert them where you think. She said "regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance and feminine energy in general").
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Constantin George-Florin 7 years ago
She really is fabulous! I'm cracking myself up reading her messages!
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That Fat Mouse 7 years ago
Omg! This mom and her child get into the most hilarious situations!!!
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Constantin George-Florin 7 years ago
She's brilliant. Looks a bit nuts, but she is brilliant nonetheless! And also awfully delighted with getting a colonoscopy... I wonder why? :)
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Constantin George-Florin 7 years ago
She is persistent, you gotta give her that! Neo's got nothing on her! Agent Smith would be in awe!
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Lisa Reuss 8 years ago
Wondering how funny these would actually be if she was your mother?!?? They are hilarious to me! Her daughter...maybe not so much. :-D
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CtrlAltDelete 7 years ago
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
these are awesome and i don't care if they end up being fake.
DopethronePunkUK 8 years ago
This daughter is a writer on this type of subject so to be very sceptical but this is all to bring attention to her book, nothing wrong with that of course but maybe sometimes they sound planned or staged, anyhow i wish her luck with her books.
Kenny Kulbiski 8 years ago
You're right, but it's still funny . Kinda like a text sit com.
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Nia Loves Art 8 years ago
Nope, this is normal. They are clearly a loving family. It's a cultural thing and of course played up for the Internet audience.
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Ian Sirota 7 years ago
I bought the book. Kate Segal has the patience of a saint (and her mother is hysterical, mainly because she's not my mom)!
Pragya Fating 8 years ago
Just marry ok. She is trying way to hard , I m inclined to think even more than your boyfriend. Give Thor my love! And have some Grandspawns, so she could trouble them instead. Hehehehe!!
xpurinx 8 years ago
Why do all those texts say 'spawn'? That's the strangest thing to call your child.
Ehren Thomsen 8 years ago
I've read each and every one. And bet my socks on that you've done it too ;)
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
these are awesome and i don't care if they end up being fake.
DopethronePunkUK 8 years ago
This daughter is a writer on this type of subject so to be very sceptical but this is all to bring attention to her book, nothing wrong with that of course but maybe sometimes they sound planned or staged, anyhow i wish her luck with her books.
Kenny Kulbiski 8 years ago
You're right, but it's still funny . Kinda like a text sit com.
Load More Replies... Nia Loves Art 8 years ago
Nope, this is normal. They are clearly a loving family. It's a cultural thing and of course played up for the Internet audience.
Load More Replies... Ian Sirota 7 years ago
I bought the book. Kate Segal has the patience of a saint (and her mother is hysterical, mainly because she's not my mom)!
Pragya Fating 8 years ago
Just marry ok. She is trying way to hard , I m inclined to think even more than your boyfriend. Give Thor my love! And have some Grandspawns, so she could trouble them instead. Hehehehe!!
xpurinx 8 years ago
Why do all those texts say 'spawn'? That's the strangest thing to call your child.
Ehren Thomsen 8 years ago
I've read each and every one. And bet my socks on that you've done it too ;)
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