105 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Technology

this is ruthless yet hilarious :)

... and in the correct order.

Hahaha! Cruel but funny

that's the spirit

ACCURATE.

true story

No error.... me -" Um.... Ok? "

This is so accurate! Like, why, Microsoft Word?

... but then the loading screen is over and i go on like nothing ever happened

That awkward moment when you buy a baseball bat on Amazon and the suggested item combos include a ski mask and a large duffel bag...

Better ask your friends for 6 haystacks to apply to that burn.

Love the by line

Phone ringing on voice recognition? New feature Idea.

always uncheck the box, ALWAYS UNCHECK THE BOX!

When you open IE and then you have to wait for it to open so you can wait for it to close...

YOU get a watch! And YOU get a watch! (It's an Oprah thing.)

oh god imagine the updates or even worse: bluescreen

Hehe!!

OMG never thought about that. Thanks, now I'm feeling 90 right along with you.

That escalated quickly.

Clever!

Am i the only One who felt awkward when I saw the red battery bar

This happens to me way too often.

I love this one...

Most barber shops are this way too. People staring at their little screens.

In Soviet Russia, folder opens you!

Yep!

Pretty sure it was a phone interview

I don't think they'd bother reading. Laptop? Instantaneous physical close down (like a book), unplug and run.

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They dunno

And she sing "Say my name, say my name" while doing so.

Last one was so sad

me too. treacherous spaghetti

Even if they're out, I still hide in my room. It's much nicer in there

Maybe because of those charges pending against you?

This is what I thought back in 1997 whilst playing "Blade Runner" on my first computer. Dad was like, "that's what the future is going to look like". Yeah mate, where's my flying car?

Lol me

This cracked me up!!

Now we know your password.

"Yeah, we ordered steak. Tastes amazing."

EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING.

Very true.

please tell me these are real and where to find them

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Especially during an horror movie and feel like, 'movie isn't that much horror though'

Oh I wish.

Oh hell yes - spent 3 hours with Microsoft trying to sort out the mess that created on my ancient laptop... Had to buy a new one.

truer words

Current model, probably obsolete by then.

hell I'm young and regularly watch black and white tv shows, I cringe when I hear people say they don't like it

Truth.

Yeah...can't forget to save the cat'

Or this: "someone just broke into my house. I'm gonna put that s**t up on Twitter (or Facebook), rather than call the cops

Totally me *sigh*

BAHAHAHAHAHA I know quite a few people who do that! Glad that one of them no longer speaks to me. YAY!

ha

heheh

No it's not! It's absolutely gorgeous!

That just means your charger's channeling Steve Jobs!