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Teaching is a tough job, and we should give teachers the credit they deserve. Do you know what it's like to have a horde of hormone raging, rebellious teens sitting in front of you? Do you know what it's like to hold their attention? Neither do we, but wrangling a rhinoceros sounds easier. Now, remember the little old lady who used to teach you algebra - turns out, she's a brilliantly funny teacher.
All of these teenagers tried to wriggle their way out of trouble, but nothing stopped these scholars from having a go at them while staying as polite and ingenious as ever. These funny teacher quotes might surprise you in the best way possible.
So let's give it up for these brave teachers, who have tamed and educated hundreds of brassy kids, while still managing to keep their sense of humor (and sanity) intact. Scroll through our list of the funniest teacher memes and see for yourself.
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#1
Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test
Queen of Broken Hearts 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIII flunk already
Writer Panda (she/her) 3 years ago
Me finishing a page of homework, only to remind myself that I have another page to do
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#2
This Teacher Knows
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
I'd start looking down at my crotch and smiling for no reason to confuse them.
#3
Look What I Got From My Teacher
#4
At Least My Chemistry Teacher Has A Sense Its Humor
Victoria Anderson 3 years ago
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ooooh-oh-oh, caught in a bad romance
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#5
This Teacher Is Hilarious
KateEvans 10 years ago
I wonder if the students tried to do any of these things. I'd probably just do #6.
DianaCrunChewyWatson 10 years ago
I would switch religions for a day, just for the experience.
AfkeHuldrikeHiemstra 10 years ago
I would definitely try 2, 3 and 6. I think it would be fun and very interesting!
#6
My Microbiology Professor Did The Entire Lecture Like This
Dragon_Tamer_Of_The_Centry 9 years ago
Do your homework or i will drive my lightsaber through your chest.
Ian Taggart 6 years ago
Because he has more of a certain microbe in his body than anyone else.
Ethan Dreemurr Hồ 8 years ago
Vader: And this is how we are going to destroy the planet called.... EARTH
#7
Why Are There Rings On Saturn?
KEARA MALONE 5 years ago
exactly it WAS not a single lady now it is god married it or atleast gave it a ring
#8
Anti-Cheat Technique
RebeccaPainter 10 years ago
Or hiding the information somewhere no one else can see... inside your head
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Arjan 10 years ago
Writing all those names, sideways....! Seems like the phones will fall down when they start vibrating.
DariaB 10 years ago
This looks funny, but I think it's distracting to put them like this on display. When I went to take my Korean proficiency exam, they had our phones in a folder kinda thing that looked like a book with pockets. Each pocket had our information and eaxh phone was carefully put accordingly to the owner's slot. That's way more effective.
#9
How My Teacher Describes The Scientific Process
#10
Student Falls Asleep In Class, So Teacher Takes A Photo With Him
ObenDevinÇetiner 10 years ago
My anatomy teacher has enough pictures of me sleeping to create a photo calender.. :D
Pamela Blue 6 years ago
I would have an air horn in the class, and walk up behind him and wake him the hard way. LOL!
#11
Teacher Grades Student’s F-you Letter
Thailia Almendarez 6 years ago
i think it was the end of the year when he gave this paper with bad Grammar.
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#12
Bless This Teacher
#13
I Love My Physics Teacher
FontellaLloyd 10 years ago
Love it! More questions like this would make students far more interested!
Ian Taggart 6 years ago
Like "how many pounds of C4 would it take to blow up Trump's wall?"
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SamuelMellow 9 years ago
It says it, it should be: "How long does she take to reach the ground?"
Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
Until someone complains that is too raw or makes light of suicide. We need to be respectful but also grow some thicker skin
#14
This Teacher
#15
He Asked The Teacher For A Pen
#16
My Teachers Response To The Picture I Drew On A Test
RosieDodds 10 years ago
The teacher's handwriting is the same as the student's. Why fake something like this?
RosieDodds 10 years ago
The teacher's handwriting is the same as the student's. Why fake something like this?
RosieDodds 10 years ago
The teacher's handwriting is the same as the student's. Why bother faking something like this?
#17
My English Teacher Put This On The Clock During Finals. How Clever
DianeDesAutels 10 years ago
If I had a difficult test, I'd check the clock to make sure I wasn't spending too much time on one section. I have to give this one a thumbs-down: put the sign NEXT TO the clock!
bdick 10 years ago
but the point is that the slacker students wont look at the clock very five seconds.
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Writer Panda (she/her) 3 years ago
Yes. If this was a math test though, I would be passing. Away, that is.
#18
Math Teacher Got Tired Of Kids Not Returning Her Pencils
#19
When Your Prof Is Feeling Savage
Ruth Harper 3 years ago
Really? Subtracting points I get. But just not allowing them? That does not seem appropriate unless we're talking college.
#20
This Teacher Decided To Attach Job Applications For Mcdonald's To The Failed Tests
RachaelKnight 10 years ago
As a teacher, I find this highly unethical, in regards to both insulting those in the food industry, and the students themselves. The teacher is insinuating the students are failures, which NO teacher should ever do. What if the kid had a bad test day, what if they were learning disabled? If I knew this teacher, he or she would be reported immediately.
RinatsuChan 10 years ago
Nothing wrong with working McDonald's when you need to save money for college...
JoMurphy 10 years ago
Yeah - that kind of snarky snobby humiliating negativity needs to stay in the fifties where it belongs. Remember the Boston Public ep where the teacher threatens her class with the prospect of becoming janitors and one of the kids' dads comes in and said 'I heard you told x he'd have to be a janitor... I'm a janitor.'
MauricioFerrusca 10 years ago
Ouch! Mean but relevant. I'm certain they will look back fondly. Preferably NOT from a McDonald's counter.
#21
I Fell For It
ClaudiuAlniti 10 years ago
It's a paradox. Number 20 says ONLY do numbers 1 and 2, but says nothing about 20 (its self)... so it's impossible. Teacher failed as well :)
ClaudiuAlniti 10 years ago
it's like saying: The only rule is there are no rules. Paradox.
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MarthaDonaldson 10 years ago
I have actually seen this done in a college freshman classroom! Hilarious.
#22
How To Study
BridgetHarrington 10 years ago
I had an Advertising teacher in college that I had the foulest mouth I ever heard. He WOULD have done that! He had his own versions!
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HolleighBennett 10 years ago
I know of some that would do this as well! Surprisingly, they were the best teachers I had too lol
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Principal Thinks Of A Genius Fundraiser - 1 Dollar For A Piece Of Tape
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
We had a fundraiser where we put the principal on the roof of the school inside a rolling chair. We got to the goal but then the principal refused.
Makayla Rhodes 5 years ago
My principal did that to. Sadly he was wearing short sleeves. He’s not not hairy
Cookie Cat 8 years ago
I would pay 1,000,000,000,000 dollars for that and I would move the chair he is standing on
#24
My History Teacher
Ruth Harper 3 years ago
What if a kid doesn't have a lucky number? A really literal kid is going to take that seriously and get frustrated when they can't come up with a lucky number.
#25
Found In My Physics Teacher's Room
Liliauna Whitlock [STUDENT] 1 year ago
my teacher has a sign that says, "DON'T BE ANNOYING" and every time someone is being annoying she'd just nod her head towards the sign lol
#26
This Teacher Likes Hashtags
MadHarlequin 10 years ago
this brat deserved it..... All #yolo idiots should deserve something like this.
#27
Science Teacher Hung This In His Classroom
Carlo Shee 5 years ago
if you like Pluto the dog, then up arrow if you like planet Pluto, arrow down
MissGreenGamer 10 years ago
Pluto should not be dissed because of its size! It's still a planet just like the rest!
#28
My Teacher Made A Fantastic Costume
#29
Physics Teacher Explains What Liquids Are
#30
This Math Teacher Solves For X-mas
Todorokie-dokie 5 years ago (edited)
If he had just had spiky hair, these kids would’ve been taught by the one and only Bakugo Katsuki. Look at the face, arms, clothing, pose, and eyes, and tell me you don’t see it.
#31
Someone Decided It Would Be Funny To Draw A Penis On My Homework. I Had To Turn It In Regardless. This Is How My Teacher Returned It To Me
#32
If Only All Professors Had A Sense Of Humor
Wolf gal 3 years ago
I don't think you have any business criticizing something that's obviously meant to be funny- especially not when you don't know how to use they/them pronouns for someone.
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Wrote A Note To My Teacher On A Test I Failed. Her Response
Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago
Me when i read this:..............................................................................yep that just happened........................................
#34
Open House Is Tonight And My Teacher Had This The Whole Period
#35
My High School English Teacher Posted This On Facebook Today
Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
Just so, but revealing,umm some pointed, but hidden anger-visceral response?
Carlo Shee 5 years ago
In Sherlock "You know im a killer, but did you know im a cereal* killer?" while holding cereal
#36
My Math Teacher Takes Pi Day Seriously
#37
This Chemistry Professor Who Dressed Right For The Occasion
Rica 10 years ago
He dressed up as the main character from "Breaking Bad", which is a show about Meth aka Methamphetamine
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#38
The Teacher Grading These
#39
My Teacher Always Was The Funny Type
#40
Ripped A Hole In My Math Test. What My Teacher Drew
#41
Cheaters Never Win, Unless They Follow This Advice
#42
Who Writes Satan In Bubble Letters?
#43
The Graphics Teacher In College Knows What's Going On
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
unless you want a bad time. also please send ketchup I didn’t want to teach-sans
#44
Troll Teacher
#45
Funny Biology Teacher Is Funny
#46
Are You On Fire? Teacher Posted This In Her Classroom
#47
My Music Teacher Posted This Today
#48
Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test
#49
Meanwhile During Final Exams
#50
So Some Asshole Stole My Media Teacher's Big Lebowski Bobblehead
#51
Touché To My Physics Teacher
#52
My History Teacher Gets Pretty Creative With His Id
#53
My Son's Teacher Is Proud Of Me
#54
From My English Teacher's Wall
#55
Physics Teacher's Version Of A Christmas Present For A Test
#56
My AP Physics Teacher Put This On Our Quiz Today
Final score:
29points
Reca Riley 6 years ago
I'm so relieved I didn't get this type of math. Or did I? I don't know. I wasn't paying attention
Lucy Shupe 6 years ago
Inspired by “Welcome Back Kotter.” Hopefully someone old as me will read this and understand it.
#57
Outside My Teacher's Office
Misty Moon 3 years ago
That is a picture of Christopher Walken. So, to answer your question, yes. Lol.
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#58
Funny Comment On Student Exam
#59
How My Teacher Friend Gives Her Extra Credit
#60
This Creative Teacher
Dana Kahil 8 years ago
The student still got the full grade, besides I think this teacher's students are probably used to such sense of humor and know that all of it is just for fun and not meant to be mean or cruel.
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My Teacher Has A Strict Policy
Matthew Norton 4 years ago
Yeah, but you would get to tension twice, suspended twice, and it would lose a whole bunch of privileges. #imthepartypooper
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This Teacher
#63
A Teacher Needs To Be Fired
#64
Saw This In My Teachers Office
#65
My Teacher Put My Selfie On The Whiteboard
#66
When I Gave My Teacher Only The Gum Wrapper.
Final score:
5points
In reflecting on the resourcefulness of students, we're reminded that creativity is not exclusive to any one group. While teachers navigate the complexities of educating their students with humor and patience, students often display remarkable creativity in their own explorations of education. For instance, those who manage to balance humor with academic tricks exemplify this idea.
To further understand the inventive ways students express themselves, explore the ingenious methods that some have used during exams.
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NiamhMcKinney 10 years ago
This is hilarious but bored panda needs to come with some new material for lists Now.
samanthaiza 10 years ago
what kind of "new material"? these are one of the best!
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Bruce Leibee 3 years ago
The secret here is remember these are ALL fake, no teacher would ever do this or would any admin allow these. But enjoy.
Miss Wendy 3 years ago
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NiamhMcKinney 10 years ago
This is hilarious but bored panda needs to come with some new material for lists Now.
samanthaiza 10 years ago
what kind of "new material"? these are one of the best!
Load More Replies... Bruce Leibee 3 years ago
The secret here is remember these are ALL fake, no teacher would ever do this or would any admin allow these. But enjoy.
Miss Wendy 3 years ago
HOW I GOT CURED FROM HERPES I already gave up on ever getting cured of herpes because I have tried many treatment and none has work, I have gone to different hospitals the always recommend me same drugs and it not working on me, until I came across a post about DR Harry on the net from a lady who is recommending for work well Weldon then i contact him that day, and he started giving me hope and then prepared some herbal medicine which I took according to his prescription on them, so I was still doubting if it was working on me so at a time my Husband just ask me to go for check up and I did, so I found out that I was cure and free from the herpes virus, thanks to DR Harry once again. his website doctorharryherbs.com email drharryherbspell01@gmail.com
Daisia Benson 3 years ago
Hello, Viewers' Great opportunity is out now......Herpes is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases, prompting many to wonder how to get rid of herpes naturally....Does anyone still doubt natural herbs? We all know that herpes is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases, prompting many to wonder how to get rid of herpes naturally. Unfortunately, they did not find a definite solution to herpes but today I have brought you the great opportunity we all have been waiting for because I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. I wonder why people still spend their money on surgery, injections and drugs each time they are sick or diagnosed. Natural herbs can cure all kinds of illness including herpes, diabetics, asthma, HIV, hepatitis, etc. I've seen it with my own eyes. I was cured of Herpes and my aunt and her husband were cured of HIV by Dr. Tokubo using natural herbs to cure different kinds of illness.
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