What’s the weather like up there? Do you play basketball? Were you always this tall? That’s just a bite-sized collection of the types of questions that tall people have to deal with on a daily basis. However, most of them smile, chuckle, and get on with their day without worrying too much.
It becomes very obvious that a person is the tallest person around when there’s a short person right next to them for comparison. For more humor on height differences, don't miss our short people jokes that highlight the fun side of being vertically challenged.
This often creates comical tall vs short situations where tall people look like giants from fairy tales (or Hagrid from Harry Potter), and short people start to resemble the tenacious hobbits from The Lord of the Rings.
To brighten up your week with some humor, Bored Panda spent lots of time cultivating, growing, and perfecting this list of the most eyebrow-raising times tall and short people stood next to one another for a perfect height comparison. Scroll down, enjoy, and leave us a comment with your thoughts.
When you’re done with this list, check out Bored Panda’s previous posts about tall people people problems and the times that people traveled to Japan and realized they’re too tall for it.
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I just noticed the women on the tall side are wearing flip flops or flat shoes and on the short side they are wearing heels and they still are super short next to them lol awesome
This is great .its unbelievable how tall that family is I can't wait to see how tall or short their kids are
The lady in the green dress is like "Yes! I'm not the shortest one in the family anymore!"
Look at the women’s shoes too 😂 on the right they have low heel or no heel and on the left they picked their highest heels 😂 girl in green must not be a blood relative 😅
While I don't doubt that one family is genetically taller than the other, there is a perspective issue in the photo causing the left to appear smaller and right larger. The photographer should have picked that up and had the families switch sides.
Vern Troyer, The Guy Who Plays Mini-Me In The Austin Powers Movies Wanted A Photo With Me. I'm 6Ft10
Aw damn, I didn't know he died. Shame to lose such a great actor.
Load More Replies...Oh my, my fingers are tired, from scrolling down to actually find Vern in the pic
The Dutch Giant at McDonalds in the Philippines
She is probably thinking "do not look straight ahead, OMG you will be staring right at .., try to make eye contact, don't tip over doing it"
Th Philippino guy: "Hey Sam! The aliens are here! And they look just like us!"
Thought the same: give me everything that starts with "Mc"
Load More Replies...Make spaghetti with the blandest tomato sauce you can find, then reheat it in the microwave 3 days later and you've pretty much nailed it.
Load More Replies...There are advantages to being short and advantages to being tall. BBC Future writes that taller human beings, when running for political office, tend to get more votes; they also tend to earn more money.
Protection Come In All Shapes And Sizes
There’s value in having diverse members of the force. He may have the size and presence, but she can get into places he can’t, and probably move and maneuver a lot faster too. Same thing is true of firefighters; the big ones can carry heavy hoses, plow though debris, and move heavy stuff off people, but the little wiry ones can fit in the small spaces children, animals, and small adults manage to squeeze themselves into in an effort to get away from the smoke and flames.
I am now imagining her holding her arms over her head and maintaining body rigidity while her partner throws her like a javelin.
That made me laugh out loud in the doctors waiting area.
Load More Replies...Buddy Of Mine Who Stepped Up And Got Married
This is really sweet though! I know some guys would be insecure about being shorter than their wife, but he's not
The thing I don't get is the women that won't date a shorter guy. Talk about limiting your options....
Load More Replies...She also may have been wearing some crazy high heels, as he doesn't look that much shorter.
Awww it’s like tall girl ( yeah I know the plot was trash, but it was kinda supposed to be lighthearted) anyways.....
This is incredibly shallow and I deserve all the hate I'll get but I can't date guys shorter than me. I'm not particularly tall (5'8ish F) but if he's shorter it makes me feel blokey and clutzy.
my father was slightly shorter than my mother, though l really never took that much notice until my partner pointed out in their wedding photos that dad ACTUALLY stood on an upper step to at least come equal to mum..chuckle..l get my height from my father..
I have a friend who is 6’2” (2 meters or so) who married a man five or six inches shorter—they walked in together and she had her arm over his shoulder. It was adorable.
Trying To Fit Entire Body In The Shot
Being tall can be a real boon in sports because long legs help you run faster and farther than your opponents. However, being small has its bonuses as well: nerve impulses travel from limbs to brains faster, which means reaction times are faster and the individual in question is more nimble. That can be a huge plus for martial artists just like Jackie Chan. Furthermore, shorter and smaller people are better at snowboarding, gymnastics, skating, diving, and skiing than their taller counterparts.
A Friend Of Mine At A Recent Checkup
He's not really average, he's a tall guy but nothing extreme, but she is pretty small.
Load More Replies...OK. Some sports ARE more easily accomplished by shorter people, but it doesn’t pay as well as basketball or football.
My 6'0" Girlfriend And Her Minions
Yea, as a group they look very polished.. ready to take on ... whatever
Load More Replies...The Mountain From GOT With His Wife
Poor woman if they ever decide to get kids together. Little mother + big father can get really really painfull for her. (I mean childbirth)
This isn't necessarily true. My youngest was my smallest baby and turned into a HUGE man. Big parents don't necessarily translate into large babies.
Load More Replies...Kinda funny how she's flexing her muscles in the first one, but still weighs about as much as his right arm :D
Not my business, but makes me feel uncomfortable thinking about them getting physical. Wouldn't he be in constant fear of hurting or crushing her..?
Being a 6-foot tall guy myself, I often find that I’m rarely (if ever) the tallest or shortest around. I’m pretty much average. And, unfortunately, nobody asks me if I’m a professional basketball player or Samwise Gamgee, so sometimes I’m a bit jealous of the attention others get. But then I realize being middle-of-the-road in terms of height isn’t all that bad. What about you, dear Pandas, how tall are you? What’s it like? Share your thoughts with us in the comments.
Prom Pictures With GF And Her Dad
Yes, the cut and the color and the styling are simply devine on her.
Load More Replies...He is probably thinking "How am I going to kick his a*s if he upsets my daughter"
this lass, you don't kick in in the a*s, you just punch him in the nuts!
Load More Replies...the only protection the father has is a shot gun lol the look on his face is priceless
Women Basketball Players vs. Cheerleaders
What? Women basket ball players don't get male cheerleaders? How's that right??
Husband And I Went To Wedding... We Are All The Way In The Back
I went to high school with a guy who was 7'2" (2.18 m). He had a girlfriend who was 6'5" (1.95 m). You could spot them in a crowded dormitory rather easily.
My Wife Is 5’1” And I Am 6’7”, When It Comes To Hotel Robes, One Size Does Not Fit All
Yeah if you compare the robe lengths, hers is clearly longer, so I just think they switched robes and it's not a one size fits all robe
I think it's his shoulders that are using up more material that makes hers look longer. They probably are the same size.
Load More Replies...I'd be more worried about the length of the bed than robes. You can bring your own robe, but not bed.
7 Foot Female Basketball Player... Didn't Even Come Close
I feel for tall people, (next to me 5'3 just about everybody is tall) lol
I was thinking she might go into modeling after she retires from sports
Load More Replies...6'8 Me With My 4'10 Friend Jackie
In fairness 4'10'' is also very small. That's the upper height limit of dwarfism (although she doesn't look like she has genetic dwarfism unless she's extremely proportionate).
No that's a grown man, his arms and legs are developed, that other pic was a growing boy
I'm 4'11 but I guess this is how I look around all my tall friends
So I get down voted because I find her cute and I like women who are shorter than me? Makes sense... The feminazi on here are out of control.
Load More Replies...A Dutch Employee Gets Interviewed By Chinese Media
Looks really uncomfortable, couldn't they have given him a stool to sit on at least?
No time, but good idea for that media group
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This Is How My Mum And I Hug Now
coffee tables are not for climbing or STANDING on. Don't you know the rules hehe
My Short Mom Sends Our Family Photos Of Her With Really Tall People
And a keen sense of attractive women to stand next to. :-)
Load More Replies...I love that mom.... and at the risk of sounding like a jerk or perv or whatever the lady she is with has a stubbing g body!!! I'd give my right.... no left arm for her body (btw I'm right handed and a female)
Wow dumb pgone....*stunning not stubbing or whatever my phone wanted to say
Load More Replies...Gave My Friend My Pants To Use As A Blanket During Our Sleepover. 6’5 And 40” Inseam
Where do you even get jeans for people this tall? Do you have to get them custom made?
When I was younger, I knew a college basketball player who was 7’6”. His mother used to buy two pairs of tall jeans, cut enough off the legs of one pair to sew on the legs of the other for him. She’d then hem the cut pair and give them to his little brother to wear. Two sons, two pairs of jeans, a little effort, but no extra expense. Until, of course, the little brother hit his teens, had his inevitable growth spurt, and caught up to his big brother...
Load More Replies...Because she has used all of the blankets to make new clothes for herself?
Load More Replies...I just got a pair of jeans made for a 6-foot one tall woman. I'm so damn happy!
Those seem like they’d go up to the taller woman’s belly button still though
Wold's Tallest Teenager With Her Boyfriend
looks like her arms are longer than his everything
Load More Replies...What a beautiful girl and I LOVE that the guy isn't like self conscious about her height
Saw a story about her on ESPN. She's from Brazil and at 17 yrs old she was 6feet 9inches tall due to a Pituitary tumor which has now been successfully removed surgically. She is a sports model for a living is why she was shown on ESPN. Her name is Elisany De la Cruz Silva and she is now married to this guy. Who is today 5' 8".
She carries herself with a lot of grace. That's not easy to do.
Gymnast Flávia Saraiva, 1.33m, With Basketball Player Nenê, 2.11m
Actually his foot would be the same size as his own forearm...
Load More Replies...Love this photo. They both look like they're getting a huge laugh out of it :-D
It's probably because she uses them for her sport, so they're developed
Load More Replies...I Have An Extremely Important Question And I Need Your Help!! What’s The Better Way To Hug - Shoulder To Shoulder Or Hip To Hip?
When a dude is a lot taller and I want a proper hug, I stand on something so we are equal height. Yummy hugs!
the first one is shoulder to shoulder, but the second one is, you know, hip to belly
Depends. If you're just friends, shoulder to shoulder. If more, hip to hip. You can tell how intimate people are by how far apart their crotches are when they hug.
At 6'5", NS Premier Stephen McNeil Looked Pretty Tall On Election Night. At 6'9", I May Have Shattered That Illusion Today
For other people wondering what NS stands for: it stands for Nova Scotia, Canada. Had to look it up myself.
I want to see the short girl from the first pic stand next to the tallest guy from the second pic
Me With My Best Friend. She's 4'11", I'm 6'1"
I often open my legs in that way to be more short to talk to some students... However, most of them are far taller than me :S
I've had female co-workers do that for me, as I'm a guy only 5'2".
Load More Replies...My best friend through time has been 4'11". We live thousands of miles away from each other, but we're still Facebook friends. Some things you never let go of. Especially the best things.
Took Away The Spotlight
Yao Ming Visited My Girlfriend's Restaurant, She's 4'11
Woo hoo!!! Yao Ming!!! - my father and I used to say to each other, instead of "when pigs fly"... we'd say "When a Chinese gets in the NBA" (We're Chinese. Stop raging. We know we're generally pretty short)... when we saw Yao Ming, we cheered ... and also started to wonder (hope) if we were going to suddenly win the lottery...
He used to play for the Houston Rockets in the NBA! Also played for China in the olympics I believe!
Load More Replies...This is awful having to convert everything to metric system.... -.-
As a tall person I can tell you. It's the "take the photo already, I've got plenty of other things to do today". Having people come up to you and tell you how tall you are gets boring after the first 2 times. I'm still only 6'2, can't imagine how annoying it will get if you are taller.
Load More Replies...I'm Moving Away From My 4'9" Sidekick. I'm Going To Miss This
Me And My 6'4" Date To Our Rowing Formal. I'd Say We're Pretty Cute
Well, at least he isn't going to be chastised over staring at her breasts all night lol
His head is as big as one breast. No wonder he's smiling from ear to ear.
Shrimp On Rye
Do you blame him? Two attractive ladies standing so close.....and right on his eye level
Load More Replies...This looks so photoshopped. Check the outlines of their breasts. Plus his head is tiny in comparison to theirs. I cod be wrong though. But looks crack to me
Also, the skin color of the ladies' legs don't match their faces. Might be weird lighting, but I think this is 'shopped.
Load More Replies...Very obvious Photoshop. The heads, the hands, the feet.
Load More Replies...This Tall Man And Short Woman
I Feel The Pain
Yeah that's only for big brothers and your best friend/ boyfriend. Do not try it if not 100% sure. From the right person I love getting picked up and at best swirled around in the air 🧡
Load More Replies...i always picked up my short g/f, and female friends i hugged. and i'm only 6'2"
Thighs will be on point from all the lunges if they stay together
I Recently Went To Spain
The generation of the old auntie is less tall because (Post-war generation), The current spanish generation is very tall , perhaps same average height as US or North European countries.
Load More Replies...I'd Say Short People Probs But It's More Like Kelli Tennant Problems
News reports need them to be in the same frame, tht is why he's on the tub.
It was also a joke, and they were all on it: The player, the reporter, camera crew, etc...
Load More Replies...Same frame for TV - understand. But WHY is it important to make her look upwards to him? Eye to eye would have done the trick, too.
Maybe they didn't have anything on hand to make it eye to eye... they're on a stadium, after all...
Load More Replies...Hold the f**k up! You can buy buckets of Hi-Chew? I need to look this up
Her name is Kelli Tennant and she is 6'2" without the heels. Don't know who the player is but obviously short. She is famous for filing a civil lawsuit against NBA ex player and Lakers head coach Lou Walton for sexual assault while she was covering a game result. She is a former college volleyball player as well as broadcaster.
Spotted This At A Bar Last Night, Tall Girl Problems
something looks really strange on the image... if you look at the ground, the grass and wood part seem on the same height, yet the leg height is different. 🤔
The wood and grass are different heights. Look at the lady in the back taking one step up onto the wood
Load More Replies...Getting A Shirt Tailored In Vietnam
The Towering American Who Measured A Staggering 2,72 M (8 Ft 11,1 In) Tall When Last Measured On 27 June 1940, Becoming The Tallest Man In The World
He always looked super happy and chill in pics. Shame he died so early.
Load More Replies...Giant Rugby Player Dwarfs NZ's Prime Minster
Wow, imagine having him running right at you full speed! I bet the other side’s players get TF out of his way—-unless they can just sic their own giant on him...
The Difference Between UCF's Two Tallest Volleyball Players And Shortest Cheerleader
... What? That's the point of volley ball right...? To get the ball over the net to the other team's side?
Load More Replies...A Little Old Lady Asked Me To Reach Some Eggs For Her At The Grocery Store. I Look Like An Actual Giant Next To Her
That was very very sweet of you to help her! She looks like she’s well under 5’ tall. Heck, I’m 5’6” and those top shelves can be a struggle, especially when the last package is shoved all the way in back.
Why is it ok to ask a tall person to fetch something from a high shelf, while it's not ok to ask a short person to fetch something from the lowest shelf?
Never Felt More Like Crushing A Building In My Life
Yao Ming And Retired American Basketball Player Muggsy Bogues
On, that suit doesn’t fit him. Looks as it he was wearing Ming’s suit.:(
I noticed that too, looks like a kid playing dress up with daddy's suit
Load More Replies...Just Look At The Height Difference Here
or that the tall guy has his shorts shoved up his crotch?
Load More Replies...Hey Everyone! Meet Mom & Dad
If those are his parents then he is adopted. Two Asians don't make a white kid.
Japan Isn't Made For Tall Guys
Yep... You don't have to be extremely tall. I'm 6' tall. This is a gate in Kyoto. gate-5d891...9962e8.jpg
It Can Be Hard To Do It When Looking Into The Eyes Of A Good Friend
Our Tallest And Shortest Instructors
Advantages To Being Tall: Short People Are Arm Rests
same, all my tall friends and family do that to me. sighhh
Load More Replies...Hey! My dad did this to me! Now he finally can't, I've gotten too tall
If You're Wondering What A Two Foot Difference Looks Like
Tall People Issues
So This Is Me (18, 6'7) Next To My Pal In Their House... I Hate Their House...
LOL that was my best friend in my old apartment. It was a really old building.
Had Fun At The Concert With These Beauties
The Difference Between An Olympic Swimmer And An Olympic Gymnast
I'm 6'8" And She's 4'10"
Me And My New Friend
while I was scrolling, I thought she was piggybacking until I saw the legs
I (5’5’’M) Asked My Crush At The Time (6’0’’F) To Our Senior Prom A Couple Of Years Ago
I jokingly brought a stepladder to our pictures because nobody at the time could fathom a shorter guy going with a taller girl, but we had a wonderful time regardless.
Where The Tall Girls At? Sick Of Being Introduced To Short Girls. I'm 6 Ft 5
When Your Friend Stands Two Steps Above To Be An Inch Or Two Taller Than You In Heels
Same But Different
Volleyball Players
Collecting Man Mountains Wherever I Go
Cool If I Rest My Elbow On Your Head?
Great and funny pics, a nice representation of human diversity! Just confused about the feet and inches, when will the metric system be adopted everywhere ;)????
As an American I agree. We need to kill off the imperial system. Medicine already comes in metric measurements so it's not like it's not already in our society. I remember learning it in grade school. It makes Sooo much more sense than our imperial system.
Load More Replies...So Godzilla was based on my great-grandfather?
Load More Replies...My husband and my eldest son are both very tall. I feel extremely short when I stand in the middle. I am 1.70m. They are 30cm taller then me and my son is still growing. I always tease him by saying that we work and pray to get to heaven one day. He just grows there. My youngest son is 13 years old, and just 2cm shorter then me. So guess who's gonna be the short s**t in the house...
Look at the positive: at lest you don't need a ladder too often around the house
Load More Replies...I am 181 cm, my husband 186 cm and our kids are already tall: my son is 9 years old and he's 147cm tall and my daughter is 6 and she's 129 cm. I don't really want her to be so tall because I remember myself as a teen being very ashamed of my height and unable to find suitable shoes, but nowadays everything is different, so I hope she'll be happy :)
Just Fyi. If you take the length of your child at age 2 and double it, you'll get their adult length.
Load More Replies...Went to a fancy bar in SF with much-shorter male friend----all heads turned and smiled like we were the entertainment. What an absolutely AMAZING sight---tall woman with short man. I didn't like being stared at, but I see from this article that people get used to it and take it in stride. Good attitude.
When I was in high school, I was at least 2 inches shorter than all of my friends (and most of them were a lot taller than that!), and I am a huge Lord of the Rings nerd, so my one friend made me this t-shirt in her graphics class that I still wear, and it says "I'm quite TALL for a hobbit!"
My dad was 6’5” and my mother is 5’4” I am 5’6” everyone on my moms side is short and everyone on my fathers side is at least 6’ including the women. It will be really interesting to see where our son ends up because my fiancé is 5’9”. Genetics is crazy.
I don't understand some of the couples and how they manage to stay together, there must be so many challenges. I would think just having to modify the height of the bathroom sink and toilet would be a major problem.
You obviously didn't meet many then. Europeans really have all the height ranges out there, and we're not all robust and muscular. Also, Japanese people are not all hobits either. Been to Tokyo not so long ago, saw it for myself. Furthermore, Koreans are pretty tall too, especially the younger generations, and they're as east Asian as could be. Also, what do you mean by "normal westerners" anyway? My short Italian friend is a very normal and very a western person, as much as me, a tall Slavic woman.
Load More Replies...Great and funny pics, a nice representation of human diversity! Just confused about the feet and inches, when will the metric system be adopted everywhere ;)????
As an American I agree. We need to kill off the imperial system. Medicine already comes in metric measurements so it's not like it's not already in our society. I remember learning it in grade school. It makes Sooo much more sense than our imperial system.
Load More Replies...So Godzilla was based on my great-grandfather?
Load More Replies...My husband and my eldest son are both very tall. I feel extremely short when I stand in the middle. I am 1.70m. They are 30cm taller then me and my son is still growing. I always tease him by saying that we work and pray to get to heaven one day. He just grows there. My youngest son is 13 years old, and just 2cm shorter then me. So guess who's gonna be the short s**t in the house...
Look at the positive: at lest you don't need a ladder too often around the house
Load More Replies...I am 181 cm, my husband 186 cm and our kids are already tall: my son is 9 years old and he's 147cm tall and my daughter is 6 and she's 129 cm. I don't really want her to be so tall because I remember myself as a teen being very ashamed of my height and unable to find suitable shoes, but nowadays everything is different, so I hope she'll be happy :)
Just Fyi. If you take the length of your child at age 2 and double it, you'll get their adult length.
Load More Replies...Went to a fancy bar in SF with much-shorter male friend----all heads turned and smiled like we were the entertainment. What an absolutely AMAZING sight---tall woman with short man. I didn't like being stared at, but I see from this article that people get used to it and take it in stride. Good attitude.
When I was in high school, I was at least 2 inches shorter than all of my friends (and most of them were a lot taller than that!), and I am a huge Lord of the Rings nerd, so my one friend made me this t-shirt in her graphics class that I still wear, and it says "I'm quite TALL for a hobbit!"
My dad was 6’5” and my mother is 5’4” I am 5’6” everyone on my moms side is short and everyone on my fathers side is at least 6’ including the women. It will be really interesting to see where our son ends up because my fiancé is 5’9”. Genetics is crazy.
I don't understand some of the couples and how they manage to stay together, there must be so many challenges. I would think just having to modify the height of the bathroom sink and toilet would be a major problem.
You obviously didn't meet many then. Europeans really have all the height ranges out there, and we're not all robust and muscular. Also, Japanese people are not all hobits either. Been to Tokyo not so long ago, saw it for myself. Furthermore, Koreans are pretty tall too, especially the younger generations, and they're as east Asian as could be. Also, what do you mean by "normal westerners" anyway? My short Italian friend is a very normal and very a western person, as much as me, a tall Slavic woman.
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