Be honest, when was the last time you read the label on your favorite t-shirt or the most comfortable pair of jeans? Probably a while ago, right? And why bother with the clothing tags at all if there's never any funny slogans or amusing wisdom written on them but the bleak washing instructions, right?

Well, not really - these clothing labels will convince you to look again - they aren’t your usual “do not mix with colors” or “do not boil me in water over 60 degrees, thanks very much” kind of thing. Some offer serious life advice (seriously, we aren’t joking!), others are lost in translation, some are adorned with funny puns and yet others are offensive… or maybe hilarious. That’s up to your sense of humor.

If you’ve ever come across any similar funny phrases on labels, submit them to our list. If not, then let us know which one of these funny photos from our collection of clothing labels do you like the most!

#1

These Shirts Were Tested On Animals. They Didn't Fit

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#2

Don't Slap Pandas

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SamanthaJones
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a Red Bubble shirt, it's a valid point. You should never slap pandas!

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#4

Or Give It To Your Mother

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PattyKim
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or we feel obligated to figure it out.

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#6

Allways Wash Your Butt

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RhondaLynn
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget to wash your buttcrack.

LisaGeorgette
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious! Sounds like something a mom would say.

JillianRogers
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha!!!!!! Lolololololololol!!!

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#9

You'll Do Awesome

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LindaB
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you'll do awesomeLY...unless your date is named "Awesome" and you do her.

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#10

Zipper Warning Label

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AndreeaHausi
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not quite so funny, it's intended for stupid people who could think of opening a lawsuit to the producer of the garment/ zipper because they hurt their...

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#11

Made On Earth

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NikolaiSindorf
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for putting a red box around that

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#16

Wash This When Dirty

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LukaThalius
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or wear it again. It's got another day or so left before it becomes an issue to co-workers.

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#22

I Have Dental Pain

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TabeaCampos
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forced laborer (sweatshop employee) asking for help?

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#27

Contents May Be Hot

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#33

Not For Use As Pants

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DanLesnick
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course a Woot! t-shirt would have something silly in the tag. =)

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#34

Moods Of Norway

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#35

Elephant

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BarbaraConover
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once bought some polarfleece fabric for robes with a pokarbear pattern, and was acvosted by a child who demanded "were any polar bears hurt in the manufacture of this cloth?!"

#36

Moods Of Norway

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Ashish_H
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah!?!!?!? who needs blondies to work so hard!!

#38

Puma

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#39

40% Glue

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Sophie Whitbread
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can tell that TAG’s 40% glue, I don’t know about the clothing though...

#40

Minecraft Creeper Tshirt

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#41

George W. Bush

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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last line "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn"t vote for him"

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#42

From My Lio (laugh It Off) Tshirt

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LyoneFein
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

200 rupees? Forget that! I want 200 dollars...........

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#43

Checked Personally

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Kevin Moore
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you may ask yourself, where should I wear this?

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#47

You Too, Sweater

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Kevin Moore
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should be the label on a "personal massager".

#48

L.e.i.

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#49

Everyone Will Be Happy.

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#50

... Or Buy A New One.

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