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In the grand scheme of questionable fashion decisions or perhaps choices, there's always a special corner reserved for shirts that make you do a double take. One could find a shirt stating, "I can't take 'Benadryl' because I owe the hat man money and I don’t want to see him." And to be honest, It's the perfect mix of absurdity and specificity, making everyone wonder about the backstory of such clothing items.

A lot more of such examples could be found on a particular Instagram page called "Shirts that go hard" as the page collects submissions of interesting and peculiar as well as funny shirts from all around the world. Don't believe us? Check for yourself!

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Tamra
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Set up the tents and fire up the popcorn, because next year is an election year in the US. 🤡🤡🤡

Michael Largey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong category.. This should be under "Shirts That Definitely Should Be Worn in Public".

Leigh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instead of hail to the chief they should play send in the clowns!

Vasana Phong
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Straight forward and to the point, but unfortunately they still don’t get it

Perfumista Perfumista
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should this not be worn in public. My friend gets compliments on hers.

Robert T
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way several countries are going at the moment, there is likey to be a run on Big Tops and Ringmaster outfits!

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want her to leave me some space in my wardrobe.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife: "Lets get rid of some clothes we don't wear!" Me: "Great idea! (finally I might get some room)" *Wife throws all my clothes in the donation box*

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact it has to be a shirt is sad.

    Julia H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember PMS means Putting up with Men's S#!t

    Michele Garrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It goes both ways So sick about the division of everything possible!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And guys, you'll actually enjoy each of these much more when it's her free decision.

    Beatrix Bennet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just be nice human and your doing great

    Power puff scientist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men dont have to be muscular pay for dates have good hair be masculine be protectve of you have sex with you shave diet be fashionable wear blue love women listen to you complain

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    ezPZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how "sex" is vulgar

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    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this stupid tho? it's just facts.

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he looks dapper - he did not spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

    JuJu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy pic of the day ❤️

    Jessica Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for my kid. They are out and proud, but have moved their bed into their closet. ironic

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    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't wait till i can do that :) the joy in this picture is just...amazing.

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for you to find this joy too🥰 be amazing!!!

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    Bored Panda reached out to Glenn Jones, an artist and a t-shirt designer, for a deep dive into his world of witty and thoughtful illustrations that end up on a piece of clothing later on.

    When asked about the origin of his unique concepts, Glenn Jones explained to Bored Panda, "I like to take pop culture or easily recognizable stuff people interact with every day and try to put a unique twist on it or add some humor, or at least something that I find funny."

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    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read eater bunny, and the picture still fits

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have discovered my hidden eggs.

    Maria B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any of you ever experienced being anesthetized with ether? I have (yeah I am that old)

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?!?!

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this as a meme.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get anything printed (or stitched) on clothing really cheap these days. It's pretty awesome actually.

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    PunchinelloTX
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this t-shirt would be snug in the shoulders.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More concerned about Brandy Norwood, Madison Beer and Max Martini.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not take my bacon...

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six degrees of nothingness

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this ones super old now

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a little tired of this one. Really bugs me because both Hope and Cash died 20 freakin' years ago (2003), Jobs died in 2011, and I've been seeing this in meme format for at least 10 years now. Make it stop!

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of reading for a cap.

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    Partime lobster🦞
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something Jack Black would say 🤨

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think real Jack Black would say "Yeeeeeeaaaaayyyyyyy, I'm the f*****g J.B.!!!!!!"

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    Dasha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure about that?

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no evidence to support his claim.

    Ben Stubbs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's *adopts booming voice* BRIAN BLESSED!

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    In response to how his style has evolved over two decades of designing t-shirts, he shared, "I’ve always tried to keep stuff simple and clean, so generally my style has stayed the same. It’s probably become more refined, plus Adobe Illustrator has added so many tools that help create over the years so utilizing those has helped the end result too."

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    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I and me are both pronouns.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's exhausting how people's interpretation is so mutable to justify their argument and just don't get satire.

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " do not refer to me" Has to be satire, people.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. At least that's how I understand it.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whale tat is kind of neat.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better rephrasing of the cringe original

    Jessica Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't handle me at my worst, that's fair. I can't handle me at my worst. At least you can leave.

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶If she can't handle me at my worst She don't deserve my mental baggage🎶

    Michele Garrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't apologize to people who don't even know you

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst customized T-shirts business?

    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEST customized tshirts business.

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    Panda Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got what he asked for kinda

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤘🏻❤️✌️

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be even funnier if he got it at a Grateful Dead concert.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...when you like the Dead but you hate tie dye.

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the deadhead say when the drugs wore off? Man, this music sucks!

    Winter's Dream
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cheap. What can I get for 3 bucks?

    GrillMeASalmon
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    2 years ago

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    Kenneth Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're so high you put the AI prompt on the T-shirt instead of the art generated

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    On finding inspiration in the mundane and translating this into his illustrations, Glenn stated, "I think that’s the challenge that I enjoy, taking something that people know and presenting it in a different way."

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    sturmwesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that censoring though...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you don't have to wait that long. Get out now!

    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still love the shirt

    Dasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read this as diets

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. I have a certain set of skills.......

    Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censors do their best within the confines of the BP rules. Please don't bash them.

    C R T G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a different post they have someones arm broken and resembling spaghetti but can't say that word.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Chester RIP

    Some Random Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just left LP tribute instrumental concert. I hope somehow Chester hears ans feels our gratitude and love

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    lonely miso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the tattoo says “couch”

    razor to the rosary
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    2 years ago

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    Stephanie Fay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most hilarious Dad Jokes my dad said to me once in middle school was when I was on the phone with a boy I liked named Matt: "Who are you on the phone with?" "Matt." "Matt who? Mat-tress?"

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True...not the easiest thing to get.

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that song is in my head. Gaaaah!!!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't they even a little grateful for the fish?

    GrowingThruConcrete
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the color your own shirt sets from the 90s

    Skip Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God answered: "Well, to be perfectly honest I never liked you very much."

    FireSwirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is you because he is probably testing you in order to make you stronger ^^

    Flaming Koala From Harvard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how cheery it looks when it says ENDLESS SUFFERING and the horror dolphin there lol

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classical dolphin invasion.

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    When reflecting on how t-shirt designing as a hobby transformed his career, Glenn revealed, "Yes, it took my career down a totally different path. It created a new business for me and also gave me exposure which led to opportunities to work with great people and brands. I think now more than ever, social media allows anyone to showcase their talent to the world. It’s all about just constantly creating. You never know who’s going to see it."

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    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To get the joke you have to understand the kulcha

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything (almost) with garlic, count me in!

    SalamanderPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you, I find this so offensive! You forgot cheese, peshwari and keema.

    cartoon ghosts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude u realize that this is queer humor right? Don't make it about making fun of queer people

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thosai (To say) that I like this shirt is an understatement XP

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    Invader Zim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because religion is a bunch of c**p

    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Christian and I believe in religion but I don't wanna start an argument. just to let you know that don't be so mean thank you in the future.

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an agnostic that was educated in a Christian school it's obvious, to me, the person that designed this t-shirt hasn't bothered to educate themselves. Jesus died for your sins and created a new covenant in lieu of the one made with Moses and the Israelites. It was pre-emptive and the intent was to grant salvation without having to perform the rites and sacrifices that were previously instituted.

    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, we're all sinners. It's accepting him and that he died for our sins that saves us from the consequence of the sin and that is eternal death.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking Only for myself, my sins are so predictable that, yes, someone even 2000 years ago could have seen them coming.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna be honest, this is funny. Totally no understanding of what Christianity really teaches...but still funny.

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    luka! (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are being super disrespectful right now. Religion isn't the enemy here, it's the people that keep insulting others because of their beliefs, whether you're religious or not.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I’m not religious but I’m 100% fine with whatever people chose to believe in. It’s only a problem when people use religion as an excuse to be a terrible human being.

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    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely! The biggest corporate lie in history is the one about the existence of a god that is constantly pedalled by every religion out there.

    ColdSteelRonin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found no evidence of God, but I haven't stopped looking either.

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    Golden.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who made this shirt clearly has no clue about whatever their talking about. Can we please be more respectful towards other people's religions? It's really okay if you don't agree or believe in said religion but RESPECT PLEASE. Why BP even allowed this to be uploaded is beyond me.

    Let’s Be Kind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s interesting that some comments in this thread say Christians aren’t persecuted, yet any comment here (and most everywhere else), that support Christian beliefs is downvoted, replied to rudely, or disliked. If Christians aren’t persecuted, then there would either be no disparaging reply nor downvotes. Or is “persecution” just considered forms of torture? Persecution takes on all forms and can be from just mere rudeness, to being put to death. Why do liberals want support, tolerance, understanding and respect but refuse to do the same for those with opposing views? Or is it “do as I say, not as I do”? Why can’t we just agree to disagree and leave it at that?

    Tom Sanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have made the same observation. Completely peaceful and civil comments are hidden if they are not 100% supportive of a particular narrative. I have also seen vile comments that are aggressive against any position that is not as far left as the poster stay up for days before being hidden by moderators - one literally saying ‘conservatives cant die off fast enough’. This world needs Jesus, but there is an obvious work at play trying to silence the voice and hide the light.

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There even was a religious (more like gnostic) movement, the "Antinomianists", who taught that believers are exempt from moral laws and norms and that sin is necessary to experience God's grace and forgiveness.

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nightly struggle. Do I want to risk an encounter with whatever my sleep paralysis shows me if I lay on my back or do I want wrinkles on my face and chest? Tick...tock...tick...tock...

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have sleep paralysis pretty much nightly. It didn't subside until I was about 49 years old. These last two years of being episode free have been nice. Edited to add that my dreams haven't been as memorable or realistic either. Sometimes my dreams would be so lucid that I thought it was reality. I thought Jean-Claude Van Damme was killed in a train wreck for nearly two months. Nope. I dreamt it.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I used to see the Hat Man all the time...

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamnit, have I not told BP yet that we do not talk about the grey man who walks in our dreams.

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the hat man... I just want friends.

    Noah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you do hallucinate on benadryl and it's kinda like taking shrooms but you think bugs are everywhere and you think people are talking to you (just some of my experiences)

    Ece Cenker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, now it hits me. Would you think Stephen Kİng was under the influence of Benedryl when he wrote the Dark Tower series?

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I totally get it. That's a weird allergy medication. I always stick with Reactin now.

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't funny. Benadryl abuse is no joke. It's not even getting high, it's straight-up self-harm.

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just take it as normally instructed and still get the effects. Went to work after taking one Benadryl for an allergy. Thought I wasn't going to make it through the shift. Then it wore off after a few hours.

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    Lastly, on the specifics of what he considers when creating illustrations for t-shirts, Jones emphasized to us that, "Simplicity for my work is key, and colors, but for me, I try to convey my idea in a clean, visually understandable way."

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold of you to assume I cannot be both a princess and a psycho stabber.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh real princessesssssss wear combat boots.

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stab you just fine, but date you? No, I'm a princess waiting for her lady knight! /s

    GrillMeASalmon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a bullseye graphic would also help?

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow the chimpanzee actually makes it look cool

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the chicken, i heard it with an italian accent, making an offer i can't refuse

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all seriousness, this looks to me to be a pro smoking short.

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be looked at both ways because there are people who think it's hilarious to see animals smoking. Just like potheads getting their pets high.

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken looks like James Cagney and the frog looks like Edward G. Robinson.

    Atlas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Aflack needs a break

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all of them actually make it look somewhat cool. If smoking makes me part of "their in-crowd", I might consider smoking.

    Jennifer Clayton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ewe, alright?! I learned it by watching ewe." (Reference to 80s anti-marijuana commercial in the US)

    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about cool, but that chicken looks badass.

    Nick (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher has this outside his room LMK if anyone wants to see it

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere I have a picture of one of my chickens smoking. We were sitting outside and my friend had a cig in her hand a chicken came up and nabbed it thinking it was food. So it wasn't really smoking a cig of course but it was holding it in its mouth a the filter end so it looked like it. then it is running around the yard with it in its mouth because the other chickens thought it had food and were trying to get it.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still people who would beat you up for wearing this

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK this would it be considered funny. There was an interview recently with Prince William who said when it happened he had to remain stoic for the cameras when all he wanted to do was hide away and cry. He still can’t hear the word “mummy” without choking up.

    ColdSteelRonin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick math. tr+t=c. Tragedy plus time equals comedy.

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong at too many levels.

    Miss Tinker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll join the list of the "I don't get it". I know that's Owen Wilson but does he have a connection to Princess Di or is it just a random choice? The only thing I can think of is that they both (allegedly) attempted suicide.

    Dasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is that person on the shirt? I’m really bad at recognising people

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    Martin Kaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the Earth is 70% salt water, so saline implants are actually natural in this case.

    Lytha Hawkeye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a very large chested lady I NEEEEED this shirt

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is right and wrong at the same time.

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so ridiculous and wrong. How can I not love it?

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    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE HAVE LAYERS 🧅🧅

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we have a version where the last two letters are also green? (Asking for my friend Fiona.)

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    zgillet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly.

    Michele Garrard
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    2 years ago

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    It's insulting to make a serious situation into a joke

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    SalamanderPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you don’t get it you don’t get it….it’s about how there’s no dad at the door because he’s in prison…..

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like I'm respecting every single woman in this planet, except my wife...

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every gay guy I know could wear that t-shirt.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same same. Except I’ve seen it finish with “…I only sleep with men.”

    cartoon ghosts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect women so much that I'm not even attracted to them

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    TeenieMeanie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this. You can find fun mistranslations on Engrish.com..

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chaucer is dead; so is Milton, and so is Shakespeare. And I'm not feeling very well myself." - Mark Twain

    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a joke with the shirt wearer trying to say that they're just as famous/cool as Sinatra and Elvis, and since they're both dead, the wearer is trying to say the same about themselves even though they can't (bc they're not dead) so they had to compromise with insinuating that they might die soon. That might also mean that one might want to treat the wearer as if they were as famous as Elvis or Sinatra before they die.

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    imgonaarickrollyousohard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And me, I feel so good, also me, I feel not so good?

    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost certain this is a quote from a movie (or taken from a movie quote), but I can't remember which, and google is not being any help at all.

    The Scout
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    2 years ago

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    Partime lobster🦞
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending virtual forehead kisses to all who needs them❤️

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and for you too ;) <3 (take care of the carers)

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave, HR wants to speak with you again

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it Dave. Can't you stay out of trouble for even one week?

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain processed this as meaning "Liverpool kiss".

    Imjust jim
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    2 years ago

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    and a pat on the butt - but that'll get you an appt wtih HR

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago

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    Girlboss? Like she's 10 years old?

    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago

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    I would, but seeing as you thought this needed to be on a t-shirt, if I kissed your thin, glass head, it would probably shatter.

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    Robert Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like after your existence ends you should enter a "post-cognitive" oblivion.

    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The choice of wording on this shirt is so chaotic my mind is farting trying to put it into something that makes actual sense. Precognition is the ability to know or be conscious of events that haven't occurred yet. That said events are complete oblivion takes on a slightly sinister connotation but- If the wearer of this shirt has come from this oblivion, they can't be experiencing precognition as the time/place/events have already occurred. I assume this was done on purpose, facetiously. Guys, it's 6:13 am

    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're saying that they came from nothing (no mind to think with, nothing there), and will return to nothing. (I.e. they'll die and there's no afterlife)

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    Jerry Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not even oblivion, actually I think. You're not there to obliv. You're just gone. Yay.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am become endless time, destroyer of worlds.

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    Alex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello fellow Philadelphian pandas 👋

    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but at least it's always sunny!

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes what a glorious lamd good thing I can lockpick

    I_am_a_dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so that’s how they make Philly cheesesteaks

    bruh JJ’s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At Pat’s and Gino’s….? Maybe. But go to the original Tony Luke’s or any family owned pizza place and you won’t be disappointed

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    Almost sunny
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the zombie drug Tranq

    Binny Tutera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have this with “Detroit”- really miss that shirt!

    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who used to live there, this is fairly accurate.

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother lives there now. I might need to get this shirt for him. :)

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, are you a nightmare for fat gay or a fat gay who is a nightmare?

    nana theater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a fat gay nightmare myself - I just saw this picture and had to order it immediately! Can't wait to wear it to our next election in a few weeks! :-D

    J. Maxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGAWD! This is ME! I want this shirt!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't disappoint people who care nothing about you.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw one recently that said, ”I’m not a Gynecologist, but I’ll take a look”.

    Bored Cat (psps as pronoun)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine someone who doesn't speak English wearing this

    Birgit Sommer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody can get disappointed that does not harbor expectations.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want it back or something?

    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good crack. Mentioned your comment to my husband and now, we're both laughing out so loudly. Thanks!

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago

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    Love their holiday cult festival.

    Heleen the Feline Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno why you got downvoted but Falun Gong does resemble a cult in many ways (even though the persecution they underwent was cruel which is quite another matter).

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    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone help me understand?

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong here, but I think it has less to do with the specific place and more about seeing who can come up with the weirdest acts/places. For example, I have seen ones that say “I got my lobotomy at Claire’s” (the jewelry store for young people) and “I lost my virginity at toyotathon.” (The big sales event Toyota puts on.)

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    White Sauce Hot Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dramaturgically: (adverb) in a way that relates to the art or the theory of writing and putting on plays, especially for the theater

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! :) I knew I'd heard the word before, but couldn't remember what it meant.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶This is the boob, la la la la, Elmo's boob! 🎶

    Ari Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did I just read and why did I hear it in Elmo's voice o_o

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    Partime lobster🦞
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were can you get these? Asking for friend ;)

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elmo the shoulder boulder holder! :D

    RagingBell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there’s a tickle me Elmo that’ll get you cancelled

    GrillMeASalmon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This resonates with me at so many levels...

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    LittleWombat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read your name, I immediately substituted it in the Stevie Wonder song "Part Time Lovers" and I'm singing that and cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣

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    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if my daughter would like. She refuses to wear the silver sparkly Docs we got her a few years ago

    Ray Perkins
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    2 years ago

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    "Neurodit"? Neurotic, maybe?

    Katrina Caraway
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neurodivergent - term for those with diverse ways of thinking and seeing the world. ADHD, autism, etc.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third world thanks you. Please stop invading us.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Americans would agree with you. (Europeans need not jump on this particular "bash America" bandwagon when y'all did far more invading and colonizing than the US. Hell, the only reason we're even here is because you colonized the Americas. The US doesn't even make the Top Ten list.)

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    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serving your country is doing volunteer work, cleaning up trash in nature, being a buddy to children who are bullied, taking lonely old people on a weelchair walk through a park, helping homeless people get into a better situation, creating a safer space for LGBTQI+ people, donating money to causes that help out underpriviliged people, making the country actually a better place. Serving in the military in many cases is not actually helping making your country better, it often just serves rich people who profit from war and helps destroying other countries.

    Beatrix Bennet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah thats why the US keeps sticking their nose in other countries business. Serve the country, not the companies.

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    luvsick (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg is he wearing that at disney land im deaddd

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to coax a veteran into a civil suit. Which I'd be happy to accommodate.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're taking Warferin, you're already serving yourself rat poison.

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which was explored as a blood thinner for humans after a US Army inductee attempted suicide with it. He survived after treatment with vitamin K and had no lasting effects from the attempt, though I'm not sure what happened to him after that.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walt Disney was a volunteer ambulance driver in WW1. First for the French and then after the US joined the war, with them.

    brookeannsimmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has was a major supporter of Hitler, so ya know, there's that too

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    Zakaar Bovus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO at all the "tuff guys" having the exact reaction that the shirt wearer wants. Ya'll are a bunch of predictable cavemen. "Unga bunga me mad me do violence me want bad man hurt." cue chimp-like screeching

    Zakaar Bovus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the cavemen are downvoting but obviously haven't evolved enough to refute my point

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    Kim Kermes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people who lived because the US "interfered" would be pleased to dish up for you. Yes, the US military has been directed to do odious things, members have done odious things they were not directed to do, but I don't think you'd be happy in a country divided between nazi ism and militaristic manics who took over the Japanese government., for instance.

    GrillMeASalmon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's an offer you can't refuse...

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    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop bottom-shaming as a joke. There's nothing wrong with being a bottom.

    Vinny DaPooh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke not a d*ck, you don't have to take it so hard

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    Robert Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gross! ... My dad's been dead for years :p

    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not shaming. Bottoms have all the power. We set the standards from the beginning. Cute shirt though

    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough, guys who'd wear a shirt like that are probably projecting.

    michael reid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. If he'd seen my dad he wouldn't be admitting that in public

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hunky young man probably could have made my father bottom... 😂

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    Lil'MothBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that f*****g hasan lmaooo

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beers, steers & queers. Yee-haw

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those "Guns" look inaccurate. Or maybe that's the point!

    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, you're gonna p**s off Texans...good for you!!!

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    The Idaho Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I'm a trash man🎶410757864530 empty trash cans🎶🎶🎶

    lost hedgehog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those who are wondering the chinese translates to monster spirit

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice blurring of the F-word. I can't imagine what's being covered up!

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some of the worst sewing I’ve ever seen and yet I want it so bad. I wanna make a better version with more detail, but this is just so perfect

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG serious, i would just make this to make the seams better. And then someone else can have it. I admire this persons confidence. I assume she made it herself.

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    Jon E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add lasagna lots & lots of lasagna mmm..

    Panda Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me my eyes are down here

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's utterly brilliant, but I'm feeling slightly queasy

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    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internet har obviously ruined me, because I can se how this would work 😭

    Charl Marx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a punk she had a long cylindrical tube-like body and no limbs, what more can I say?

    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, soooo obvious.

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the corn wearing a butter hat?

    Christel Nellemann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly bad shirt, hehe, would be somewhat embarrasign to walk with someone wearing this.

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! I saw one similar to this recently that said “I got pegged at Cracker Barrel” lmao

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're insecure... we know what for... we attacked unarmed people with a cha-ain-saw

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but there was no war on, so those were just crimes against humanity.

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There can be only one.

    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's like cats. Every cat thinks they're the best cat on earth. And every cat is right.

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    Jerry Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you two fighting for that title then? (gets popcorn)

    nachtinachtischachti
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    2 years ago

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    The fact that they are so damn ugly no one wants them isn't part of the childless reason?

    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, poor little troll who has no friends.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Regency version of this, when a lady had a smooch in the garden with a man she had never met, he greeted her later in the ballroom, she said (and you may have to picture a young Maggie Smith here) "Sir, a frolic does not constitute an introduction"

    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bridgerton would have us all think otherwise. BTW I love the visual of a young Dame Maggie!

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    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop using gay as an insult. There are a million insulting words you can choose from, so if you don't actually think being gay is a negative thing, stop using it as an insult in jokes. Using the word gay as an insult, is so incredibly damaging to young gay teens.

    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I completely agree with your sentiment, what makes you think it's being used as an insult here?

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be gay... or just not blind...not sure.

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    CaptainDinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as gaslighting, you're crazy.

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, I have never realized I am gay. I have lived as a straight man for 30 years. Why didn't my boyfriend tell me about this gay test?

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw boobs on a wall with severe sunburn

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen spider man. Some how don't think the other half would mind if I was gay as long as he could watch lol

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bad news is I’ve turned straight? Cos I sure as hell know they’re not gonna tell me my queerness is bad news.

    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought process was: Why does this Spiderman look so weird? Oh, that's why it looks weird.

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are there boobs on spiderman's forehead?

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being gay is bad news?

    MushroomHead22
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see deadpool, and i call that a win.

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    Jerry Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little penicillin will get rid of that.

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    Ari Maranichi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No just stop making ads about God when they are offensive to Christians and Catholics.

    C4mmY!! (Xe/He/It)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those religions have oppressed many people and put so many minorities in danger; God or whoever can flood the Earth and people think it's fine, but I hold a boy's hand ONE TIME in grade school and I'm afraid to just walk outside. I don't see why making light jokes is "offensive" to the people of these religions when it is making fun of the religion and not the people?

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is not even a picture from Yu-Gi-Oh!

    Zoz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its from Neon Genesis Evangelion!!

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never actually played Yu-Gi-Oh before. It’s similar to Pokémon, right?

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deppicted: daddy/mommmy issues, giant robots, religious something and preteens the anime...

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure this shirt is sold at the Nickelodeon gift shop

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da agony of victory - the thrill of da feet.

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his girlfriend is an Inflatable girlfriend

    Dasha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe he’s this man https://www.cbsnews.com/video/peruvian-police-find-man-with-ancient-mummy-in-his-cooler-bag-he-calls-his-spiritual-girlfriend/

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    Amber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Motionless in White shirt. It's from one of their songs

    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's my graveyard baby she's my horror queen

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    2 years ago

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago

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    What demographic always misses out the verb 'to be'? (There is an answer to this)

    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of casting a line with a provocatively baited hook, why don't you just tell us what YOU think the answer is, Tiny? Please and thank you!

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    JuJu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will judge you for wearing this

    Karmageddon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christians will judge everyone, but themselves.....

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    Jenn Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your father he's wayyyyyyyy behind on child support!

    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about an IQ-Test?

    Robert Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To do that DNA test, you would need God's DNA for comparison. I'm sorry... that priest lied to you...

    Tiny Dynamine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If god was a white man, why were the first people black (until they migrated to colder climates and their melanin levels changed)?

    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a religious book about this. It's all about recessive and dominant genes. Basically Adam and Eve were created with the genes for all skin colors and as time passed the various people groups were born. It's called One Race One Blood.

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    byeon dovei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a christian, I’m sorry. we’re not all like this.

    daliya shohat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is everybody's father. He's been around for millenia.

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    Samsquatch & Monko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TECHNICALLY it counts as part of the post cus the title said something something along the lines of “suprised by a shirt” and it is surprising.. in a way…

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, the profits go to a worthy cause: https://arc-southeast.org/

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I’m googling where I can buy this mug.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy: https://shop.reductress.com/products/dont-talk-to-me-unless-ive-had-my-abortion-11oz-black-mug

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming to a shop near you in Texas!