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Like it or not, but the words you speak and the grammar you use tells a lot about you. Sure, spelling errors might happen to even the best of us, but 'ritin lyk dis' won't get you promoted. Yet, sometimes, people don't really realize how much of a difference good or bad grammar can make. Or spelling mistakes. Luckily, the grammar police usually help us clear things up by doing a thorough spell-check.
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of funny spelling mistakes that we're hilariously caught by the grammar police. Every single pic shows how something like forgetting a comma can give your sentence a completely different meaning! So keep on scrolling to check out the power of punctuation and spelling, and don't forget to vote for these funny fails!
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Austin Williams 8 months ago
This is my favorite out of all the articles. And if my spelling is wrong feel free to correct.
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Satellite Skin 8 years ago
Even if it's fake, there are people out there who would mess up this badly. Lol
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Craig Wright 8 years ago
Every time someone texts me "Your welcome" I respond with "My welcome?"
Jana Sikora 8 years ago
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of people that we're hilariously caught by the grammar police. **** I think your grammar police missed the improper use of "we're" when the correct word is were!!!!
ArikGarrett 1 year ago
This is fake. I saw another one almost exactly like this. Most of the sentences were identical.
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It's Caturday 8 years ago
You should consider being a stand up comedian. I'd be at all your shows!
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Macaroon 8 years ago
She'd rather be pissed off then pissed on than what? Take a grammar quiz?
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Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
If you are bad at something, still charge money and pretend you're good at it! XD jk don't do that.
Inger Vestergaard 8 years ago
Interesting. Where I come come from the statement would be: Share what You know with other people.
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Daria B 8 years ago
A little off-topic, but I must say that the word "pursuit" always reminds me of prosciutto and that's happiness indeed. ♥
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Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
Yes there is if you spell it right, and my personal time is my JOY AND HAPPINESS SO HA!
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
Roasted! Score 1 for Mrs. Johanson and -2 for poor, ignorant Larry...
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Stille20 8 years ago
Her mom got on facebook to tell him to stop correcting grammar... because they have a big issue to work through? Then maybe get off facebook if the issue is so important.
Satellite Skin 8 years ago
I'll never understand why people use Facebook as a way to solve their problems anyhow. Lol
Load More Replies... Asia 8 years ago
This conversation seems unreal... :D Daniel had to much fun with them, I'm almost jealous!
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
Ouch. Maybe the op's dad would care if he, or possibly she, used proper grammar...
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
Dang, not even the intended "victim." I would like to think I would respond in a similar fashion...🤔
Cassie 8 years ago
Says the person who failed to capitalize English or use punctuation properly.
Lillian Harrison 8 months ago
A) they didn't use punctuation incorrectly, B) okay, they didn't capitalize English? That's the least important detail! Who invited this kid bro? 💀
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Crep 105 3 years ago
Says the person who didn't capitalize the "E" in English and didn't use proper punctuation :)
Lillian Harrison 6 months ago
"ERM ActUwALLy DiS pErSon DiN't cApiTaWise da E iN EnGwiSh aNd DEy DiN't uSe PunCtUaTeeN" Okay, the grammar corrector made one error, but the original sender made, like, 15!
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boredhuman 8 years ago
I think his reaction is just a little bit rude. First give him the anwser and then correct his grammar.
.gas. 8 years ago
Burn! I would have done the same thing. Correcting a friend's grammar in a text is a d**k move...
Erico Eiuba 8 years ago
It makes sense. We normally use common speech, now a days we just don't care about the grammar rules.
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Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
I still remember in class when I was going to say 'Emily and me' (names have been changed) my teacher always said 'Emily and I'
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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
"Why is it that when a woman wears revealing clothing, she's labelled a s**t, but when I wear her skin as a jacket, I'm a 'murderer'?"
Ildiko Okido 8 years ago
I never wear people, black or white. Way too heavy, I'm not that strong.
Morgan the Manatee 8 years ago
I totally agree! I don't know how some people do it...
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
I was gonna say "Hannibal would be disappointed" and then saw your comment XD
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John L 8 years ago
Talk about some crazy s**t, one of the pharmacists at my Kroger store has a last name of "DeColon". Can you imagine the ribbing he takes on a constant basis?
Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
Oh, man. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. That's some kinky sh*t right there
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Adam Havlík 8 years ago
with three commas it does ;-) "...watch him, f****n A, man, tonite is gonna suck"
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Elizabeth Rockefeller 8 years ago
Lol. Dude can't spell to save his life, or his grandfather's apparently.
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Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
What if he genuinely meant collage? Those collage workshops were fancy in the 19th century.
Laura Looney 8 months ago
Dang! Britani hit her with a three punch combo and then knocked Ashley out!
Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
Britani is amazing. I used to always get "Grammar, Hunter"-ed all the time. Now I'm obsessed, and I even grammar my teachers.
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Breanna Laffra 4 years ago
I bet you they had a side of fava beans... And a nice Chianti
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
This reminds me of a random joke I heard: Two cannibals were eating soup One cannibal said "Boy, your wife sure makes good soup" The other replied: "Yes, but I miss her terribly"
Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
Um do you eat human meat or need therapy? Uh do you need my psychiatrist's number? I heard that my local asylum serves ice cream to the inmates every two years..!
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Jeremie Guerra 8 years ago
I wonder if "Tama" is still her friend... or if Charitee is still on facebook :)
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
All she had to do was delete Tama's comment and edit her status.
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Lillian Harrison 6 months ago (edited)
Well, there are a lot of different ways to spell certain names. Like Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey...
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Stille20 8 years ago
Also, you know it's bad when Jesus gets on your facebook page to criticize your post ;)
the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago
this entire post feels like a bunch of people who go online and don't focus on grammar so much because it's legitimately difficult for them and then a bunch of trolls who like to put themselves above other people. why am i still scrolling
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HumanBeing 8 years ago
EVERYONE! Raise a GoFundMePage for this poor guys a*****e. Everyday, thousands of a******s are stolen. Don't drink and drive.
Carl Triggs 8 years ago
So does that mean the person who stole your arsehole (I'm English, that's how it's spelt here) now has two? Bet their going to be in for a fun time!!!!
Laura Looney 8 months ago
My, my...what an expensive a$$hole you have. However was it stolen?!?!
Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
I snorted snot trying not to laugh. That's one pricey a**h**le.
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Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
D.R.A.F.A..............hilarious if drama was actually drafa. Or if the drama club's door instead spelled drafa instead of drama. :P
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kari bendler 8 years ago
Maybe they had a pregnancy scare. In that scenario, loving her period would be appropriate.
madison_haddock 8 years ago
He more than likely spoke into his phone and when he said "period" it put the word.
Marioara Popescu 8 years ago
Had a guy who told me that once. No punctuation missing... I couldn't have sex for a week.
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Kasa Alex 8 years ago
Man bacon...in a hospital...where, I wonder, does this 'man bacon' come from? People who didn't manage to make it out of hospital alive?? Just sayin'.
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Hey, when the morgue runs out of space, you gotta do what you gotta do
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Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
"Man" bacon as opposed to "woman" bacon...why does the op have to be sexisist like that? 😉
the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago
dude... we all know what he meant... come on that's just being petty
Amber Ice 8 years ago
Watching a sexy guy COULD make everything taste good ;p
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Nate Hull 5 years ago
BIDEN FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-okay I ran out of breath.
Load More Replies... Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
Republicans - always doing something to women parts without the owner's consent.
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
On a related note, your country doesn't have to, it just chooses to.
Georgia Jones 7 years ago
Those times when someone tries to correct another person with something that is also incorrect...
Leslie Tollefson 8 years ago
Must be carpet bombing. *The hubs came up w/ that, not me. Credit where it's due!
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AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago
Wow! So your parents are porn stars? That must have made for an interesting childhood!
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Maria Tsocheva-Stoyanova 8 years ago
Ha ha ha Aaron must be so happy knowing he was right the entire time
Arexus Exvoxio 8 years ago
As someone who is surrounded by this caliber of lingo, I can only incur that he intends to say "F****n' Ayyyyy, Dude!"
Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
...he gay, I take it? Not that that's a problem, just why post about it...
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Wayne Bart 8 years ago
"I wanna baby" and "I wanna, baby." The context makes the error tough! Or is it even an error? Awesome!!
Echo 8 years ago
Thought it also meant "want a" depends on how bad yer slang is I guess. I wanna cheeseburger. Man bacon would be great on that! Hehehhee
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Maria Tsocheva-Stoyanova 8 years ago
It is too late for him, an entire library won't help, let alone one dictionary
Angeline Gresso 6 years ago
The way he treated his dad was very hurtful...his grammar was adding insult to injury!
Pi... 8 years ago
Good grief! What is a 12 - 13 year old doing on Facebook? Isn't it supposed to be 18 and above?
Cherie 8 years ago
Pi - the reference to '12 years ago' and 'when I was little' tells me that the writer is not only rude, but also older than 12 or 13. And does not take grammar seriously enough. Just sayin'.
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BoredBunnies 8 years ago
I once knew this girl who couldn't spell "awesome" in fifth grade, while I had better grammar & spelling than some teenagers.
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 8 years ago
Did she meant she says "f**k" a lot, or "f**k a lot" like "let's do it!"?
Laura Looney 8 months ago
Really? Are you really any of those? Your post would suggest otherwise...
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Maria Tsocheva-Stoyanova 8 years ago
The thing that stressed me out is that the person has plans of going to med school
Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
I love how random person pops in and says 'I made a collage in college once'
Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
Bumb.... Could this individual really get into med school though?
Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
Before you go to this new city called "Collage", consider going to 1st grade grammar first.
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Jesus Wäre 8 years ago
Nah, you're thinking of the ones that get shown on the internet. The crazy ones with no chill. We're all just want equal rights for everyone
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Marysia Jawłowska 8 years ago
Intelligence and education are completely separate things. Still, shame :P
Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
take away the 'a' OR switch that 'e' into an 'a' but DON'T DO BOTH!!!! Or, it will be: "Never underestimate the intelligence of woman" which is not good.
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Maria Tsocheva-Stoyanova 8 years ago
I think it is the angry child in her, who had to swallow bitter syrups, talking there 😄😄
Load More Replies... Jesus Wäre 8 years ago
When you try your best but you don't succeed, When you get what you want but not what you need.
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AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago
Gay incest does not sound like something that would be fun to watch....
Talise Snyder 8 years ago
Well how would it any worse than straight incest? Why is it neccesary to say "gay" here?
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Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
..........................................................no.......................................just................no.
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Mascha Claessens 8 years ago
In Dutch we say "sleep tasty" :D (ok ok, I guess you could translate it with 'good' as well... Stupid Germanic languages XD)
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Sitano Moto 8 years ago
PFFFT! That was BEAUTIFUL, my good friend. Beautiful.
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
Each exchange was better than its predecessor. -1 for the double negative at the end though...
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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
The presents were asking for it. Those bows barely even cover anything!
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Keyz Karanza 8 years ago
It is good that she s**t the hole in the butt. If she s**t it in the knee, I would highly suggest seeking medical attention.
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Talise Snyder 8 years ago
+ maryhadalittlelamb On your last comment you meant the plural possesive of Nazi
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Angeline Gresso 6 years ago
In order to be a smartass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an a*s 😀
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Elisabete Silva 8 years ago
"They made books from the Twilight movies"? Stephenie Meyer, how could you?
AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago
Yeah, "they" have made books from a lot of movies. And, the books are never so good as the original films.....
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Daria B 8 years ago
No, she's actually talking how happy she is for being cicked out of of something so she can attens an art competition. I mean... "Exiting"+"excepted". Couldn't be more clear than that. ^_-
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JELollis 8 years ago
I'll allow it as a simple typo... However, you are correct.
Load More Replies... June Pixeld 8 years ago
I stand by people' s rights to bad grammar. As long as they don't throw it in the middle of a speech about bad grammar.
BoredBunny 8 years ago
Pretty sure there's a few capital letters and dialogue marks missing there. And there's two spelling mistakes.
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Jack Jones 8 years ago
Sorry for the duplicates, the first one was telling me that I wasn't signed in, so I didn't think it posted.
Jack Jones 8 years ago
Well, to be fair, she may have fallen asleep with cum in her mouth, and the result may have been her hair looking like ancient ruins.
Jack Jones 8 years ago
Well, to be fair, she may have fallen asleep with cum in her mouth. And her hair style may resemble ancient ruins.
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
It's a mom moment, guess her homeschooling didn't go well
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That momment when you start to read a post and get a migraine 6 words in...
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ShadowShini Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 8 years ago
"...helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse. "Would be the correct way of saying it.
AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago
unless his uncle has a thing for horses....
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
That person's uncle must be a part of those donkey shows down in Mexico...
Epicsakura101 8 years ago
I believe the correct grammar would be: Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse.
Dennis Haagensen 8 years ago
No. No commas in the sentence. And it has nothing to do with grammar, just correct capitalization.
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Valentine Braixen 5 years ago
I would sympathize with Eric in this situation, yet I can’t, as he didn’t use proper punctuation in his remark.
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Valentine Braixen 5 years ago
I can’t say I have, either. I can’t even say that I’ve bought a box of cereal that advertised a toy.
Load More Replies... Riann Vaz 8 years ago
Clearly, he's pouring the contents of the box directly into his mouth. :-P
AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago
Don't swallow the cereal right out of the box! Next time, the toy might not slide down your esophagus. It might get stuck and you would choke!
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Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
Why assume there is a female in this conversation?
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Valentine Braixen 5 years ago
I was confused as well, but... “I beleive” isn’t correct, either. It’s “believe.”
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Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
I had to read the first post out loud to even begin to comprehend. The translator reminds me of those "bad lip reading" videos but in reverse...
Valentine Braixen 5 years ago
I was very confused here, and thank you for the translation, but you spelled “believe” as “beleive” in line seven.
Ile De France 8 years ago
I try to count to ten...BUT EVERY TIME I GET TO NINE YOU F**K THE GRAMMAR UP AGAIN
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Cherie 8 years ago
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cant verb Definition of cant intransitive verb 1 : to talk or beg in a whining or singsong manner bade me cant and whine in another place — Samuel Johnson 2 : to speak in cant or jargon 'The thieves were canting among themselves.' 3 : to talk hypocritically 'canted about brotherly love'
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
Dang! Elsa was just expressing her deepest, darkest desires. Why does Xavier have to be such a buzz k**l? 😉
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Smoofy 8 years ago
My face hurts just trying to comprehend what that person was trying to convey.
Valentine Braixen 5 years ago
Do you mind if I craft a rather verbose phrase out of your sentence? I apologize, I simply enjoy doing these types of things.
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Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
I shall translate what this person is trying to say into proper English: Lol, scientists are so dumb! Why can't they just make a vaccine to stab people and stop global warming? Lol, I bet I can do that in like fifteen minutes.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
You want to f*cking fight you little b*tch? I'll f*ck you up.
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Guanchen Liu 8 years ago
Disregarding all grammar errors, even though it hurts for me to say it, but his thinkings are honestly r******d...
BoredBunny 8 years ago
I'll translate: Lol, scientists are so dumb! Why can't they just, like, make a vaccine to stab people and stop global warming? Lol, I bet I can do that in, like, fifteen minutes. That's not how it bloody works. Also, pretty sure he/she should go back to grade school.
BoredBunny 8 years ago
And, obviously, they aren't a scientist. I think they're a three year old. Or a one year old. Or still a fetus in the womb.
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
My eyeballs are burning, and honestly, I want to slap my screen so hard they feel it on the other end. This is just sad. I really hope this is just some kind of joke to get reactions
moonsong23 8 years ago
I'm sure they would be quick to invent a special sort of "vakseen", whatever that means.
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Christina Wood 8 years ago
Need to learn how to spell correcion, um, well OK, correction, but I think you wanted correctly ... stuped...😆
Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
Like, OMG! Jessica so totally told Amanda off. Amanda is so "stuped." (Read the sentences with a valley girl voice)
Sitano Moto 8 years ago
*girl (sorry, it cut me off) is trying to do, but if she fails at Grammar, she shouldn't try to correct it.
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Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
Any "balls" takers out there in internet land? Feel free to raise your hands...✋️
Jesus Wäre 8 years ago
There are times when this is funny and times when it's just rude. This is just rude.
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Daria B 8 years ago
To be honest... I was actually instinctively searching for a jogging baby... *blushes*
YsaPur 8 years ago
maybe those traces in the snow are footprints of a really tiny jogging baby - but it has run away!
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ArikGarrett 1 year ago
*Are. Don't Grammar-Nazi someone unless you yourself are un-Grammar-Nazi-able.
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Sitano Moto 8 years ago
See, this one's kinda sweet and is exactly how stuff like this should get treated: with an open mind and an open heart and a happy attitude.
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Daria B 8 years ago
No wonder people are so afraid of each other nowadays. You can't tell if someone's a psycho or just illiterate.....
Laura Looney 8 months ago
Oh, the humanity! Why did this person choose to eat their father?!?!
Lea Glover Mccleery 8 years ago
WARNING! Fb pedophile trying to bait their hook on a broke pole ! 👀👀👀
Keyz Karanza 8 years ago
I forget. Is it orange juice or tomato juice that helps wash away the taste of paternal r****m?
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Sitano Moto 8 years ago
Aaaalmost there, buddy. I can let this one slide, grammar isn't a word many people nowadays can spell correctly, unfortunately.
Load More Replies... Ile De France 8 years ago
My biggest grammar pet peeve is when people use it's wrong IT DRIVES ME F*****G CRAZY!
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Angeline Gresso 6 years ago
Diet c**k...50% less sperm than regular c**k!* *Does not prevent pregnancy.
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Keyz Karanza 8 years ago
Be careful. Goo f*****g your sister is only legal in about 2 or 3 states anymore.
Laura Looney 8 months ago
Um....this takes the phrase "keeping it in the family" to a whole new level...
Angeline Gresso 6 years ago (edited)
I'd be willing to bet that a goo f*ck is better than a dry f*ck lmao 😂
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
Poor boys... 👦 👨👦 👨👦👦 Not sure I would share that on the internet...
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
What did this person's tiny aunt do to deserve being treated this way?!?!
Lea Glover Mccleery 8 years ago
Hey,aunts are human,too!They have feelings! Though, if you have aunts,some feelings may change after your last comment. Unless, they already didn't like you. lmao tip:if you decide your aunt deserves an apology or at least an explanation...say it, please,do not try to write it! You're welcome! 😆
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
The second responder should've doubled down with "acute" instead of "cute". The op wouldn't have caught that reference either...
Lauren Mitchell 8 years ago
The middle commenter spelled "angels" correctly, as far as the main post would be concerned.
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Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
Impossinle, friend. More like improbable, anyways. Sorry if I spelled that wrong.
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Maybe seeing "grammer" spelled incorrectly as "grammer" makes her giggle; who knows?
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BoredBunny 8 years ago
My friend is named Devon. ALL PEOPLE WITH THE NAME DEVON ARE AWESOME.
Load More Replies... Hello Hello to all cats 8 years ago
First off their means something belonging to them.So by saying their f**king idiot, you would say that they have an idiot, which is coincidentally most likely you.
Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
Actually, I think they OWN "a" idiot, if you read that again..
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Skyler_March 8 years ago
Start with punctuation, then move onto grammar, finally, send them back to school
Load More Replies... Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
*Sigh* Starting...now. *Offended, *they're, *talked, *standards I think, *I'm, *I, *don't, and one question mark.
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Cherie 8 years ago
I felt like a Turkey a few times - but I didn't consider cooking people a solution. Too much Greece.
Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
Starting. *hungry, and a coma between cooking and people. GOD DA**IT, I SPELLED "COMMA" WRONG.
Destiney Bolin 8 years ago
are you sure they're not making fun of you because they see the arm's and leg's of people..
Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
Hey, give Shawn a break. He said he is from Hungary. English is not his native language. (Just joking)
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Valentine Braixen 5 years ago
Obviously not. Maybe this person’s “coledge” is an elementary school? It would make sense for a four-year-old to mix up words.
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Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
Let's hope not... The foreshadowing is strong with this one.
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Laura Looney 8 months ago (edited)
Wow...just, wow. To be fair, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Someone put this girl out of her misery.
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Valentine Braixen 5 years ago (edited)
It’s a possibility that she was playing against a toddler. Or maybe she didn’t read the rules? How did she even calculate the scores?
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frederic eeckman 8 years ago
Maybe she was just proud of her score... Maybe she's happy with one !
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
*You're. Also, I have some questions about that six year old wisdom, does that mean that anyone with long hair is a bad kid and is a hot head? I must be a hot head then, and depending on who you ask, Jesus has long hair too, I guess he's a hot head.
Jon Combs 8 years ago
Strictly speaking "Their hot heads" could be correct, so long as the intended statement was just about their hot heads and not "They are hot heads." However, the followup comment used the wrong your, so the poster should've quit while they were *ahem* ahead
Lauren Mitchell 8 years ago
The last statement would have to contain something descriptive; such as, "Their hot heads were steaming."
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Hunter Patricia Dogwood 1 year ago
Okay. I won't even try to correct you. I'll only suggest a grammar tutor.
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Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
But... would he be ABLE to bail a whole bale in to the hole? Then wouldn't he just.. climb out?
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Bruce Sayles 8 years ago
I'm going to be sad for the rest of my life, so I never have to learn that antiquated French dance!
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Lea Glover Mccleery 8 years ago
I remember,back in the good ole days,when instructions were short and simple; ex: Keep mouth closed while taking temperature;as apposed to these days; Keep mouth closed and hands completely still,while taking temperature. lol
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Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
And the word "grammar" is spelled correctly not only in the repost, but on the page it is pulled from.
Cherie 8 years ago
This is yet another cant. Per Merriam-Webster: verb Definition of cant intransitive verb 1: to talk or beg in a whining or singsong manner 'bade me cant and whine in another place' — Samuel Johnson 2 : to speak in cant or jargon 'The thieves were canting among themselves.' 3 : to talk hypocritically 'canted about brotherly love' Incredible how often archaic language crops up on a daily basis.
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Hannah The Bear 8 years ago
That's bad....I lost someone a while ago...it's hard to type when you're in tears.
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Cherie 8 years ago
I suspect it wouldn't matter until after, when someone read it to him.
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Lea Glover Mccleery 8 years ago
If you keep mis-using those periods, I guarantee THEY will stop you! And, unless your dream in life is actually raping,you might want to start reading your comments, at least once,or twice, before posting them for the world to see. Seriously,doesn't anyone proof read anything anymore? lol
Michele Gorini 8 years ago
Either she actually dreams of "wrapping", which is pretty sad AFAICT, or could someone tell me what that "raping" was supposed to mean?
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Bag Of Donuts 8 years ago
It amazes me how these native British / American people do make so many mistakes in words even I as an European woman can write right.
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Jace 8 years ago
Why do people think that use of Facebook excuses them from more than a 5% effort at communication?
Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
I'm afraid that this applies to all languages. Maybe the problem is we have dumb people with smart phones instead of smart people with dumb phones.
Load More Replies... Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
*GRAMMAR!! Yep, the name of this is ringing true - my inner grammar nazi is raging right now!
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Laura Looney 8 months ago
"I had my college interview today. Hopefully, I will get in." I think that's the proper translation...
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Well, maybe you should try full-size jumps. That should make it better!
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Brigitte 8 years ago
I fear for the future. It seems like every generation is getting more stupid than the previous one.
Wombat34 8 years ago
People have been saying that since at least the beginning of history. It just seems that way because you get wiser and more knowledgeable as you get older.
Load More Replies... Hans 8 years ago
The interesting thing is that cheeky comments, particularly cleverly cheeky comments to criticise grammatical failures gain massive upvotes...if someone uses the comment function on Bored Panda to do the very same thing, he or she gets downvoted like hell...
Helping Panda 8 years ago
Maybe because English is not the first language for many on this site.
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jacluckycat 8 years ago
I may teasingly correct my family's grammar and spelling mistakes, but I would never do that to a stranger. I take issue with this collective assumption that a person's intellect is contingent on knowing when to use a semicolon. I love English and I majored in it. But I've met brilliant people who are functionally illiterate. This post is more snark than laughs. Just my $.02
Jace 8 years ago
While your point is valid, there is way more wrong in these examples than mere semicolon usage. I was a s****y speller up until my mid twenties and I was still not as bad as these examples. I cared to improve and did improve. So many people seem to just take the "you're perfect the way you are" stance, become indignant and angry, and continue on as they are. While there are neurological disorders that make learning to spell much more difficult than average, the will to work at it is what tells the story. I've seen so many people effectively declare that Facebook/texting excuses them from minimal effort at communication. I would never want to engage such people as an educator, a doctor etc.
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Magenta Angel 5 years ago
It's 4am and I am reading these grammatical errors, screaming with laughter. I hope I haven't woke the neighbours up.
Brigitte 8 years ago
I fear for the future. It seems like every generation is getting more stupid than the previous one.
Wombat34 8 years ago
People have been saying that since at least the beginning of history. It just seems that way because you get wiser and more knowledgeable as you get older.
Load More Replies... Hans 8 years ago
The interesting thing is that cheeky comments, particularly cleverly cheeky comments to criticise grammatical failures gain massive upvotes...if someone uses the comment function on Bored Panda to do the very same thing, he or she gets downvoted like hell...
Helping Panda 8 years ago
Maybe because English is not the first language for many on this site.
Load More Replies... jacluckycat 8 years ago
I may teasingly correct my family's grammar and spelling mistakes, but I would never do that to a stranger. I take issue with this collective assumption that a person's intellect is contingent on knowing when to use a semicolon. I love English and I majored in it. But I've met brilliant people who are functionally illiterate. This post is more snark than laughs. Just my $.02
Jace 8 years ago
While your point is valid, there is way more wrong in these examples than mere semicolon usage. I was a s****y speller up until my mid twenties and I was still not as bad as these examples. I cared to improve and did improve. So many people seem to just take the "you're perfect the way you are" stance, become indignant and angry, and continue on as they are. While there are neurological disorders that make learning to spell much more difficult than average, the will to work at it is what tells the story. I've seen so many people effectively declare that Facebook/texting excuses them from minimal effort at communication. I would never want to engage such people as an educator, a doctor etc.
Load More Replies... Magenta Angel 5 years ago
It's 4am and I am reading these grammatical errors, screaming with laughter. I hope I haven't woke the neighbours up.
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