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What is it with artists and their creativity? Are we ever to understand the power of their imagination or at least get a glimpse of it in trying to understand everything they do? Highly unlikely. Especially when you take a look at some of these funny song names. They seem so very aloof to us, but what if there's an encrypted message in a name like "I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight?" And what if it means exactly what it means that Charlie Walker isn't thinking about taking his boo to watch a dog fight? Welp, this gets more confusing the deeper you get into it! But one thing is for sure - understand it or not, these funny named songs are a dose of pure, old-fashioned entertainment that we love so much!
We have to admit that we haven't listened to all of these funny songs before releasing this article, but our random selection of them crystallized one notion about them - they often speak the unvarnished truth. Like the one called "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" by Morrissey. Okay, so it might not be a universal truth, but it's not a lie, either. And, for all it is worth, it is a uniquely weird song. At least to our ears. But, besides the aforementioned ones, you'll find hilarious names galore on this list that don't necessarily mean what they say they mean. Getting cryptic here again; sorry for that.
Anyhoo, if you've ever wished to know all the possible funny names for songs, just scroll down below and check them out. Be sure to give your vote for the most hilarious songs you find on this list, and share this article with anyone who's into buffoonery just as much as you are.
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#1
"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
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#2
"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" by Fall Out Boy.
#3
“Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” by Frank Zappa.
#4
“Did I Shave My Legs For This?” by Deana Carter.
#5
“Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars” by Weird Al.
#7
“If You Love Someone, Set Them on Fire” by Dead Milkmen.
#8
“Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue” by The Ramones.
#9
“Please Don’t Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002” by Pet Symmetry.
#10
“Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day.
#11
"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.
#12
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict” by Pink Floyd.
#13
“Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?” by Reverend Horton Heat.
#15
"My Uncle Used to Love Me, But She Died" by Roger Miller.
#16
“My Lucky Pants Failed Me Again” by Tom Rosenthal.
#17
“If You Won’t Be My Number One, Number Two on You” by Roger Miller.
#18
“We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows” by No FX.
#19
“I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” by Joe DiPietro.
Henry Russell 3 years ago
you are amazing i love you just the way you are now hres some money for plastic surgery
#20
“You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd” by Roger Miller.
#21
“The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps” from Veggie Tales.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I was wondering if a Veggie Tales song would turn up! I expected it to be "Everybody's got a water buffalo" though.
#22
“Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
One of the year levels sang this at the first school concert I was in at Primary school (all the songs were based on colours).
#23
“Jesus Stole My Girlfriend” by Violent Soho.
#24
“Birth, School, Work, Death” by Godfathers.
#26
"Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Post of Life)" by Bobby Bare.
#27
"How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life" by Fred Astaire and Jane Powell.
#28
"Please, Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas" by John Denver.
#30
“Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You” by Ramones.
#31
“The World’s my Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum” by King Crimson.
#32
"She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft" by Jerry Reed.
#33
"Put Your Big Toe in the Milk of Human Kindness" by Elvis Costello.
#34
"This Song Has No Title" by Elton John.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
And an Elton John parody - "Song for Whoever" by The Beautiful South.
#35
“The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us!” by Sufjan Stevens.
Audrey Noe 2 years ago
I was hoping Sufjan would be on here! He also has "Concerning the UFO sighting near Highland, Illinois"
#36
“Everybody must get stoned” by Bob Dylan.
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
That's not the name of the song, though. The name is "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35," which is even weirder.
#38
“I Kicked A Boy” by The Sundays.
#40
"All I Want From You (Is Away)" by Loretta Lynn.
Henry Russell 3 years ago
all i want for chirstmas is you ( to die in a hole)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#41
"If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will" by Warren Zevon.
#42
“I’ve Got all This Ringing in my Ears and None on My Fingers” by Fall Out Boy.
#43
“The Eggplant That Ate Chicago” by Norman Greenbaum.
#44
“Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends” by Fall Out Boy.
#46
“Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk” by The Cramps.
#48
“It’s Hard to Be Religious When Certain People Are Never Incinerated by Bolts of Lightning,” by Mayday Parade.
#50
"I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight" by Charlie Walker.
#51
"Satan Gave Me a Taco" by Beck.
#52
"If My Nose Was Running Money (I'd Blow It All On You)" by Aaron Wilburn and Mike Snider.
#55
“They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!” by Sufjan Stevens.
#58
“Get Your Tongue Out of Your Mouth Because I’m Kissing You Goodbye” by Ray Stevens.
Olivia Vandenberg 3 years ago
SIDNEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KEEPING YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH!?
#59
“Flying Microtonal Banana” by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
#60
“You Know When the Trojans Got That Horse and They Were Like, Yeah This Is Totally a Gift? That’s How Sure I Am” by Panucci’s Pizza.
#61
“A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized by 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate’s Apartment” by Pet Symmetry.
#62
“Stoned Soul Picnic” by Fifth Dimension.
#63
“How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?” by Web Pierce and Mel Tillis.
#64
“Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)” by Homer & Jethro.
#65
"If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife" by Gary P. Nunn.
#66
"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over" by Devil Wears Prada.
#68
"Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes" by They Might Be Giants.
#70
“God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You” by N’Sync.
#73
“Don’t Blame the World, It’s the DJ’s Fault” by Cobra Starship.
#74
“Joy Division Oven Gloves” by Half Man Half Biscuit.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago (edited)
Yay, some love for the Biccies! See also: Excavating Rita
#76
“The Voice of Cheese” by Frank Zappa.
#81
“Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out (When I’m Dead And Gone?)” by Ernest Tubb and Loretta Lynn.
#84
"I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in Bed While I Cry Over You" by Homer & Jethro.
#85
"Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" by Travis Tritt.
#89
"I Wanna Find a Woman That'll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go" by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band.
#91
"What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)" by Jerry Lee Lewis.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
Parodied by Half Man Half Biscuit as What Made Columbia Famous (Has Made A Prick Out Of You)
#93
“In Heaven, There Is No Beer” by Frank Yankovic.
#95
“Crippling Self Doubt and a General Lack of Self Confidence” by Courtney Barnett.
Henry Russell 3 years ago
hey it didnt know courntey wrote a song abotu my current mental state
#99
“My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama” by Frank Zappa.
#106
“Redneck Martians Stole My Baby” by Hank Flamingo.
#108
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" by Morrissey.
#111
“On The Bright Side, She Could Choke” by Fear Before The March Of Flames.
#115
"Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens (I Cried All the Way to Sears)" by Ruby Wright.
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago
Damn, all this needs is a truck 🛻 and a dog 🐕, and this would be a legit '70s country song.
#118
“Jar of Hearts” by Christina Perri.
#119
"Welcome to the Internet" by Bo Burnham
Henry Russell 3 years ago
one of my favroite songs ever. welcome to the internet take a look around anything that brain of yours can think of can be found we have mountains of content some better some worse if none of its in interest to you then youll be the first
What do you think ?
The Radio Demon 3 years ago
Agreed. They forgot "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles and "Yes We Have No Bananas" by Louis Prima and "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" by Tom Lehrer
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
1) Napoleon XIV - "They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa" (1966). Made it to #3 on the charts. The song is about the guy thinking he's Napoleon. 2)Yvlis - "What does the fox say?" (2013). If you don't remember this one, you are lucky.
The Radio Demon 3 years ago
Agreed. They forgot "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles and "Yes We Have No Bananas" by Louis Prima and "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" by Tom Lehrer
Load More Replies... Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
1) Napoleon XIV - "They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa" (1966). Made it to #3 on the charts. The song is about the guy thinking he's Napoleon. 2)Yvlis - "What does the fox say?" (2013). If you don't remember this one, you are lucky.
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