50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering &#8220;Just What In The World Happened Here?&#8221;

Vic 3 years ago

Kelly here found a different way to disappoint their father.. 😁

36points

Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

I know it's just a joke, but there's zero shame in being a pole dancer. If your father's disappointed, that's on him.

37points

JMC5003 3 years ago (edited)

Pole has been added as an upcoming Olympic sport! No joke! My daughter is into pole as a full - body workout and she is amazingly strong! Most of the folks involved with competitive pole are happily with a partner and many are parents. The pole world is extremely supportive of anyone who wants to get involved, no matter the age, fitness level, size or sex (thought I'd be too large but my daughter said absolutely not and showed me video of other folks my size participating). I wish all of society treated one another the way these folks do!

8points

Barbara Kayton 3 years ago

Best sign ever. Until I see the next one that is the best.

23points

Abby Not Normal 3 years ago

Patriarchal b.s.

15points

Bear 3 years ago

Call the fire department - 1st degree burn here

9points

Grace Austin 3 years ago

When I was 10, my friend and I were twirling on the poles of some string lights (we would jump up, and spin down), and she said she wanted to be a professional pole dancer when she grew up 😳

4points

still tired 3 years ago

:o I've been here! My cousin and I couldn't stop giggling

3points

Random Anon 3 years ago

I wonder how many tents have come down immaturely for this to be a thing.

3points

凜린Kat 3 years ago

Most lack the strength for the most basic of pole tricks. Including your father.

3points

Himory TheDreamer 3 years ago

Father is very proud, he was the one who found me my dance teacher and has always been my example of how there is nothing wrong with going against what society calls masculinity.

2points

#2

Hikers Are Warned

Final score:

678points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

You're on! 😈

164points

foofoofloofy 3 years ago

Ah, well. Riley Warrick is dead now. We better bury them before they start to smell.

32points

elaine witt 3 years ago

and they were never seen again

1point

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Edda Kamphues 3 years ago

Crossed a cow field in Ireland once, I don't think I have ever again run that fast in my life. Those things are agile!!

25points

Ren Karlej 3 years ago

So many people don't realise this! Cows can shift when they want to!

4points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Well, that’s ONE way to train Olympic sprinters!

23points

laka puka 3 years ago

Ussain bolt: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

19points

Greta Denmark 3 years ago

Usain Bolt: Hold my beer ...

0points

El Dee 3 years ago

I like this, tells you not to go in, explains why!!

16points

Joybug 3 years ago

And you are allowed to go in, as long as you can cross it faster than the bull.

5points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Straight to the point, you’ve been warned

9points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

Is that Boss Music I hear??

8points

Barbara Kayton 3 years ago

There's a reason why private property is called private.

8points

Evan Martin 3 years ago

True. But I doubt danger of a murderous bill is the typical reason why...ha

0points

VikingAbroad 3 years ago

That's a challenge, right?

2points

Carmella Martorana 3 years ago

meh

1point

However, if you want to make a sign for your garage sale or even business, you need to consider more than just getting your point across.

Adrian Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda in a previous interview that, "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

Geach lives in Wales but can take his brushes anywhere to work on a project. He left school at 16 to undertake a five-year signwriting apprenticeship and said he was lucky enough to be taught by three master craftsmen steeped in the skills of a brush and a pot of paint.

After learning the trade, Geach set up a signmakers business specializing in exhibition and display graphics and embraced the new vinyl and large format technology that was just coming to the forefront.

#3

No Bears?

Final score:

625points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

If in the Smokey Mountains, this sign is fairly spot on.

149points

Nubmaeme 3 years ago

Totally agree. Smokey Mountain bears are not afraid of people. Some will even walk up to you so quietly you don't even know they are there. Had that happen at Gatlinburg while sitting outside a hotel. I shifted the way I was sitting and was face to face with a bear.

10points

Jessica Julian 3 years ago

In the Blue Ridge, too...

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago (edited)

Hahaha! Experienced this with bear in campground at night in Yellowstone. Oh my.

0points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Anna Litical 3 years ago

Love it. I'd stay there just because of the sign.

20points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Hahaha openly admitting the error of their ways!

17points

Frying Pan 3 years ago

Again...

9points

Ben Moss 3 years ago

Get half our staff mauled by a confused grizzly once: shame on YOU…

8points

Bear 3 years ago

Damm

8points

Franziska 3 years ago

I need that story

4points

Hannah Hudson-Lee 3 years ago

I blame Byron.

4points

That'sEndorable 3 years ago

Martin. You'll see.

1point

Beachbum 3 years ago

Cute!

1point

The fnaf boi 3 years ago

What mistake did you… um.. make

1point

#4

This Sign On My Parents' Road

Final score:

609points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

Love Google maps, but it is often wrong out in the sticks.

164points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

It can be wrong in cities too. I remember being in an unfamiliar town and trying to find the highway I needed. Google Maps had me making several turns, which essentially had me circling several blocks, to get to the on-ramp. And no, they were NOT all one-way streets. One look at a paper map clearly showed a short—-and straight—-route to the same place, that would’ve saved me about 20 minutes and a probably half a gallon of gas.

17points

Stymied Egan 3 years ago

We are a small town and google has several mistakes on our dead end street. One map says it ends on a golf course (never has) another will have it go straight all the way to cross street. Reality is that our street never went further than it is now. We have a short cross street (off our street) that dead ends one street over. Google has it going across to another road. It would be cutting through track and soccer fields for the college. We get plenty of lost parents trying to get to campus.

0points

YHZ 3 years ago

Or they've posted this to keep people from trespassing.

0points

Krautgirl 3 years ago

I have to write instructions on deliveries ALL the time because Google Maps sends people off into the wilderness if I don't.

0points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

Google Maps shows my driveway coming off the street. I don't know why it does; it's just there, clear as day. It can be handy though. If I'm getting food delivered and the driver can't read the house numbers in the dark, I'll tell them to turn into what looks like a little dead end street on the map, and that will be my driveway.

0points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Sasage 3 years ago

Google always has a suggest edit button. You can always update road locations, business locations (entrances), business hours, etc. You can also become a local guide and earn points and rewards for posting reviews, answering questions, suggesting edits and posting photos. The internet will only get better if we make it better ❤️

12points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

I just had to submit an edit to Google maps. They mistakenly placed my neighbor's house in my front yard.

7points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

How rude of your neighbor to just take over like that! 😊😊😊😊😊

5points

Bonnie Buttons 3 years ago

Once we literally ended up in a field and suddenly found ourselves surrounded by cows. They apparently had never seen a Prius before.

6points

blobby_grrl 3 years ago

ah, good ol google maps...

5points

JJ 3 years ago

Dammit Google maps!

2points

Hypoxia Smurf 3 years ago

Google Maps has been unable to accurately map our last three homes, all in sub-sub-urban California locales but not really rural, not "the sticks". Garmin GPS *can* find our current home, but alas! directs travelers on rotten or non-existent roads. If we want someone here, we tell of or draw a safe route. Anyone else can get lost and stay lost. ;) Unfortunately, new UPS or DeFex (I mean FedEx) drivers get lost too often. Yikes.

1point

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

Is it really wrong? Or do they just want to live without bypassers.

1point

VIELA GRACE SUSANTO 3 years ago

Why is it your parents road??

1point

Judes 3 years ago

I refer to the road I live on as 'my road'. It doesn't mean I own it, it just means I live there!

17points

Charles 222 3 years ago

Take an educated guess.

3points

Party Poison (They/She) 3 years ago

Private property.

2points

Şirəli Həsənov 3 years ago

So true 😂

0points

#5

My Local Library Has This Sign On Their Drop-Off Slot

Final score:

607points

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Blackheart 3 years ago (edited)

When in the woods, I tend to yell "I am not a deer," but for different reasons.

209points

Becklass 3 years ago

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American.

41points

basil 3 years ago

Sounds like something a deer would say

16points

Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago

You rock the comments today.

1point

Zack Podany 3 years ago

In other words, you ARE trying to steal Keith's lunch.

0points

Janet Graham 3 years ago

Wear Daylight Orange everywhere, it helps.

0points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago

Just to remind everyone who sees these scammers, 10 downvotes gets them suspended for a day.

16points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

NOT A SQUIRREL, but I'm still coming after your lunch, Keith!!

47points

Vic 3 years ago

Could be worse, the squirrel could be coming for his nuts.. peanuts I mean..

10points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Why can't you yell anything you want? It's not like a squirrel is going to say something to throw them off 😂

25points

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

Only a squirrel would say they are not a squirrel ;)

34points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Dammit Keith, keep your lunch in the breakroom fridge.

18points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Librarians are the best.

12points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Oh, I need this full story so badly. Actually, I need it to be made into at least a short film. Please!

11points

Barbara Kayton 3 years ago

This needs to be at the top! LOL

5points

glowworm2 3 years ago

Why does Keith store his lunch in there anyway?

3points

Sheila Stamey 3 years ago

I would do this just to hear people yell "Not a Squirrel!" Hey... Wait a minute.......?

2points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Poor Keith

2points

Adrian has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed.

#6

Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

Final score:

560points

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PalmKitty 3 years ago

Fair enough

140points

Jane Sawyer-Curtis 3 years ago

Keep them inside!!!

0points

Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago

My cat grew up outdoors but in his older age, he's slowed down, so I have to keep him inside more. He's always bored now

49points

Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago

I dont know why you got downvoted for watching out for your elderly fella, so heres an upvote to equalize

30points

Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago

Don't let them out!

23points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

As a young adult, I let my first cat go outside because that’s what we had done my whole young suburban/semi-rural life, but after she disappeared shortly after that, I didn’t have cats for a long time, but when I did get one, I didn’t let him out no matter how much he tried to convince it was the way these things worked, and he lived to be 16 years old, which included four years when he had diabetes…which he later outgrew—something people can’t do. My next cat was one I inherited from some friends, but I had known her my entire life, and when we were roommates during the Petrushka years, their cat Vera was the baby of all six cats (two of which were mine), and all she ever wanted was for me to make a lap for her to climb into. Now, I’m friends with my neighbor’s dogs and visit with them through the front gate.

4points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Then. Keep. Them. In. The. House. Domestic cats don't need to hunt, ffs. And they kill billions of song birds and small mammals every year. Your cat is a pet, not a bloody tiger.

18points

Blackstone 3 years ago

My cat maintains that he is a tiny panther. However, he only stalks songbirds from the safety of his favorite window.

11points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago

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Mr Red 3 years ago

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kitty_cnady 3 years ago

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Erin Eubanks 3 years ago

Keep your cats indoors.

16points

GlassHalfWay 3 years ago

Not all cats NEED to be indoors. When I grew up, we had a farm. We had barn cats to keep the mice out of our feed. Many farmers have barn cats. It depends where you live. I live in the city now, I have a cat. I take him out on a leash, but I'd never let him roam on his own.

12points

Herefortheparty 3 years ago

That's a completely different situation from suburban people letting their suburban cats room free. When you have a barn cat, they have a regular source of food. They don't have to hunt native birds. They also stay close to the farm, and don't have to go into unknown places where they can run into predators.

4points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

So are mine. That’s why they’re strictly indoor cats. They don’t realize it, but they’re safe and still alive because of it.

11points

Autumn Artemis 3 years ago

Yeeeeah keep your kitties inside. Obviously there are stray cats/cat colonies that you might not have control over, but keep your cats inside p l e a s e

7points

RoseTheMad 3 years ago

Maybe make a safe space for them? Build a catio.

5points

Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)

I have no idea why you're being downvoted for this comment. Catios are a fantastic way to keep cats safe from the dozens of ways they can get injured outside, while letting them experience the outdoors. Also cat leashes for cats that will wear them. My cat walks on a leash and enjoys outings in his kitty backpack carrier. It lets him join us when we go outdoors, but keeps him safe from feral cats, coyotes, neighborhood dogs that roam, cars, and hawks.

2points

#7

Do Not Walk On Rocks

Final score:

553points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Welp, there goes my weekend plans....

113points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Escapist Panda 3 years ago

I love that the sign is threatening embarrassment on top of personal injury. Probably - sadly - more effective than just warning of danger.

18points

Liezzzewies 3 years ago

I read: ‘Do not walk on Crocs’.

9points

Ren Karlej 3 years ago

Perfectly valid advice... unless you mean the footwear of course! 😜

2points

Chuck Spidell 3 years ago

People are stupid 😎

6points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Ha!

5points

Slinkman 3 years ago

In general?

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago

I'm definitely turning around. Funneee, clever!

0points

Beachbum 3 years ago

Gotta love Exhibit A!

0points

Mary Jaye 3 years ago

just covering the bases.

0points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

But...what if you were walking on them from the opposite side of the sign?

0points

#8

Nice To See Some Pushback On Insane Parents From My Local Sports Complex

Final score:

542points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

So many parents absolutely rely on sports as a college savings plan for their kids, and by the time the kid is ready for college, they are burned out on sports. College is supposed to be about education, lest we forget.

182points

Marik 3 years ago (edited)

Had to remember some parents in kindergarden about that a few years ago - while there was a sack race between 4-5 y/o. Tough here (germany) sports aren't even connected to sholarships. ||| Exeption: that child is aiming for a career in sports. And then it would take great marks in school & outstanding performances in some kind of sports club --- fellow germans, correct me if I got it wrong.

15points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

While I can understand the goal of a sports scholarship, especially for parents who just can’t afford college for their kids, it should NOT become such an obsession that parents will literally inflict violence on each other, or on the volunteer coaches, over minor disputes on the playing field. I mean, that’s not teaching children anything about good sportsmanship, it’s just teaching them how to be sore losers. Just make sure your kid sits up and listens in class so they can graduate with good enough grades to get into college, sports scholarship or not—-because even those benefits have minimum GPA requirements to qualify for them in the first place, and keep qualifying while in college—-and the kid will do the rest.

10points

pat hayes 3 years ago

well said..

2points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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El Dee 3 years ago

Let kids be kids and enjoy playing sports for the fun of it - even if they aren't very good, fun is fun, don't ruin it!!

20points

Amy Taylor 3 years ago

I played little league baseball when I was 12. I was one of only 3 girls in the entire league. I wasn't very good in the beginning, but all the other parents cheered me on and any minor victory on my part was treated with standing ovations and cheers all around :) I have great memories of that.

10points

RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

Can people who complain to the ref, coach etc and make a scene on the sideline, not see that it will, if anything, only reduce their kid's prospects?

13points

Alisha Spence 3 years ago

My nephew is 10 and is amazing and baseball, but absolutely hates it now. His parents have completely burned him out from it. Hes constantly either playing a game or being made to practice.

11points

Susanne B 3 years ago

Poor boy

1point

Id row 3 years ago

I'm sure entitled parents still yell at everyone on behalf of their precious angel.

7points

Stymied Egan 3 years ago

When my son played basketball, there was on young man that was very good. His father would rage at him from the stands. Telling him what to do, screaming when he didn't. He was horrid to his own son. The guy got kicked out several times. I used to dread seeing him walk in, I don't know why they just forbid him from going. Not long after graduation the young man died from an OD. Such a horrible loss.

0points

Bryn Premium 3 years ago

Reminds me of a story I read where there was no ref for a soccer game, so a 9 year old stepped up. A parent legit started screaming at the kid for a call they made. Like wtf. that is a child, you are f*****g full grown adult.

5points

Susanne B 3 years ago

If that parent knew better, why didn't he step up???

0points

Court Jester 3 years ago

》THIS《

4points

Janet Graham 3 years ago

Some parents should be banned from games and practice.

3points

Woltax 3 years ago

Excuse me, but many parents nowadays suck. Children are not children - children are a project. Poor children.

3points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

That's my city and my health network! Love the sign; it really speaks to the crazy parents who are living vicariously through their kids. Let the kids be kids and encourage participation and good sportsmanship instead of the "always have to win' mentality.

2points

#9

A Sign At A Windmill Restoration Site In Mykonos, Greece

Final score:

542points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

Genius!

144points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Callie Dryer 3 years ago

I bet they get a ton of Don’s taking pics with that sign

24points

Kel_how 3 years ago

But is Sancho Panza allowed??

18points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

AHAHA I completely understand wanting to ban Don Quixote!!!

16points

Kate 3 years ago

LOVE IT.

15points

Snowfoxrox 3 years ago

I actually kina love this!!

14points

Ben Moss 3 years ago

400 years later, the sign remains

12points

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

Very clever.

8points

Kayjunmoon 3 years ago

This is special:)

5points

Bedlamite 3 years ago

No tilting at windmill

4points

Similarly, writing about signs that raise more questions than they provide answers, my colleague Jonas had a talk about common signage mistakes with Lisa McLendon who is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the coordinator of the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas.

"Don’t carve an error in stone. It’s embarrassing and expensive to fix. Proofreading before you produce, whether it’s stone or not, is absolutely necessary," McLendon said that we should take the time to look over our work before making any permanent decisions.

Lisa also noted that the font that we choose for our sign is incredibly important. "Choose your font with readability in mind. It should be clear and readable at a distance; you don’t want to make people puzzle through a swirly script," she said.

#10

Blursed Worker

Final score:

538points

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Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

Come on John😒😒

165points

Blue 3 years ago

yeah, come on john 😑

25points

blobby_grrl 3 years ago

jesus christ john 😒😒

12points

Lisa Samuelson 3 years ago

My husband's name is John.....hmmmm!!

0points

Badgers Nadgers 3 years ago

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Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Grace Austin 3 years ago

I expected more from you, John.

20points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

John is probably the CEO of the company, so the sign would be accurate.

19points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

Kathryn Baylis - champion your wit. Hope to see other comments you made. Thnx for laugh.

0points

laka puka 3 years ago

everyone has a little john in them

9points

C Lawson 3 years ago

Or not so little, just sayin.

0points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

John, get off your butt and get to work, before.... I do something. (Sorry, couldn't thing of any thing to say with out sounding like a terrible person) =)

9points

Hannah S 3 years ago

There's always a John 🤦

8points

MeOw 3 years ago

Ugh John😑🙄😒

8points

Callie Dryer 3 years ago

John? John? John? John? John’s been on break all year

7points

Becklass 3 years ago

Plot twist, John is a girl.

5points

Hiram's Friend 3 years ago

Can you say "Photoshop"?

4points

#11

A Sign Outside A Off Strip Casino In Las Vegas. Talk About Pulling A Ferris

Final score:

520points

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Court Jester 3 years ago

DOH

93points

blobby_grrl 3 years ago (edited)

*homer voice* d'oh!

13points

Cattle.Cat 3 years ago

Kelly be a bot_

0points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Wonder how many times this happened before the sign got pulled up

12points

*insertaestheticusername* 3 years ago

i remember seeing this sign in person :P

10points

kathryn stretton 3 years ago

Beware fake valets.

5points

Bored Panda Lurking Omni 3 years ago

Ah, Ferris Bueller’s day off, a great movie.

2points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

I've seen this before and it always cracks me up!

0points

Janet Graham 3 years ago

That would wreck your weekend!

0points

Gina Babe 3 years ago

Amazing

0points

Emma Starr 3 years ago

Hahahaha!!! Excellent!

0points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

Welp.

0points

#12

In My Local Church

Final score:

501points

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Seabeast 3 years ago

Tell me the hand sanitizer is almost pure alcohol without telling me the hand sanitizer is almost pure alcohol.

218points

. . .-.-. — / —. .- -.— 3 years ago

Ahhh… The ‘Cut Finder’ hand sanitizer

45points

ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago

It makes invisible fire

12points

Abigail Hill 3 years ago

Holy water: spicy edition

8points

JuniorCJ82 3 years ago

shouldn't have to, common knowledge/sense

2points

Richard Baker 3 years ago

Might as well use corn liquor/moonshine. After cleaning there's a secondary benefit.

0points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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K- THULU 3 years ago

Unless you're seeking enlightenment....

47points

Will Cross 3 years ago

I see what you did there. =) Enlighten me up, please. Ha! You see what I did there? Lol.

9points

MacFrog 3 years ago

Satanizer...

10points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

... or else the company reputation will go up in flames

9points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Oh boy. Not good.

7points

El Dee 3 years ago

Ooft!! Sounds like someone had a bad day..

6points

Edda Kamphues 3 years ago

Or become the candle.

5points

RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

Ouch.

4points

elfin Premium 3 years ago

Sounds as though they've ended up with a Hand of Glory or two.

3points

Mary Jaye 3 years ago

this will discourage many people.

1point

#13

Don't

Final score:

492points

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jon gilbertson 3 years ago

every 5 yr old * looks around slyly* HONK! "wasn't me" hehe

176points

Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

I'm at my 20's I would still do that.

47points

Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago

The sign just makes me want to do it more.

19points

A. K. Andersson 3 years ago

i'm almost 50, i want to.... (and the note makes it worse!)

10points

John Baker 3 years ago

That bulb looks like it might not have many honks left in it.

5points

Greta Denmark 3 years ago

I'm 65 and would find it hard to resist.

2points

Patricia the Grey 3 years ago

Are you kidding? I'm over 50 and *I* would honk it!

1point

ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ 3 years ago

😁😬😬😁

1point

Savannah Weber 3 years ago (edited)

everybody toots sometimes!

0points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Snowfoxrox 3 years ago

I promise you my husband would read that as "DOoooo IIIIiiiitttttt"

24points

Bear of Culture 3 years ago

Palpatine : Dew it

2points

VikingAbroad 3 years ago

The music shop from 'Soul Music'... There is a very good reason, why 'don't'

10points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

That looks like something my foster brother would do just bc sign said *don't*

10points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

I need one of these for when my husband goes off on one of his tangents. I would just point and squeeze. Aaaaoooogaaahh!!!

7points

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

i was hoping there would be an explaining comment here

7points

LazyPanda 3 years ago

Don't

8points

Meme Lord 3 years ago

Too late

5points

OhForSmegSake 3 years ago

I can hear my Dad saying "Get ready to run" with a cheeky grin on his face 😆

4points

Gin Sutaraito 3 years ago

Same here lol 😆

2points

Emily Barnes 3 years ago

Do

2points

My O My 3 years ago

But, but I want to?

2points

For another Bored Panda piece about editing, proofreading, and kerning—the spacing between letters—McLendon said that word placement, typeface, and kerning are also crucial for effective, professional-looking logos and layouts.

"If it's just a few words, all-caps is fine, but it’s harder for people to read longer blocks of text in all caps. It’s also harder for people to read italic or highly stylized type, or type along a curve instead of a line,” Lisa then explained.

#14

Found In My High School. I Would Not Like To Know What Necessitated This

Final score:

446points

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Leisel Masson 3 years ago

ummm Dude ... don't tell me what you're planning .....

94points

Alaina Jones 3 years ago (edited)

Too late... they put up the sign too late. The cops have already shown up

28points

Doge 3 years ago

*standing awkwardly in a kiddy pool filled with AstroGlide holding a rubber chicken and a box of 32.5 sponges with a batman action figure taped to side of face*...ummmm....OK I guess I won't now if you REALLY don't want to know...

5points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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Regulus Black 3 years ago

If I was there, I'd sing Never Gonna Give You Up

30points

Bittersweetie 3 years ago

And everyone in 2037 would rejoice! 🎤🕺💃🎶

14points

Bored Retsuko 3 years ago

I honestly find this a very fair warning 👍

26points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Acoustics are interesting, are they not?

18points

Hannah S 3 years ago

Take the sign down... I want to hear the conversations

11points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago

👀

1point

rw55066 3 years ago

How can I find room 2037?

8points

Regulus Black 3 years ago

Lol

5points

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

I would

5points

karen carlson 3 years ago

I work at a school. trust me, you don't want to know

3points

Johnny 3 years ago

our old office had a conference room that was clearly audible from the restroom (that was on the other side of the wall) - we had a warning sign in the room warning people about it.

2points

#15

The Fact That This Sign Is Necessary

Final score:

445points

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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago

Well, some people have smooth brains, just like 🐨

169points

Grace Austin 3 years ago

One time, I told my friend she had a smooth brain (playfully, we were roasting each other) and she said thank you, and that my brain was super ugly and wrinkly

44points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Smooth brains that look like Swiss cheese that had a shitload of bubbles.

17points

Reyfan 3 years ago

No no, that's fuzzy not smooth try another example

0points

Blackheart 3 years ago

EEEW!

11points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

O_o Wha-

8points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

… ?

1point

Caffeinated Hedgehog 3 years ago

But... That koala is really asking for it...

6points

Todoroki Simp 3 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh

5points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

Pretty sure a full grown adult weighs a lot more than 50lbs.

3points

Badgers Nadgers 3 years ago (edited)

That being why they have to keep replacing broken ones. Or is your baby 25lbs? Edit: sorry was forgetting we measuired in kg. Good job I don't work for NASA!

6points

Amy Watson 3 years ago

Sad part is that it's just as likely to have gotten broken by the parents of a child with special needs because they didn't want to change that child's diaper on a filthy floor. Even in hospitals and doctors offices that deal with large numbers of patients with special needs or disabilities, there's never a clean, private place to change larger children....just a baby changing table and the filthy floor of a stall whose divider walls don't come within 2 feet of the floor.

2points

Ellie McGrath 3 years ago

And the fact it has a Koala on it gives away the location

2points

Trav May 3 years ago

The company is actually headquartered in Centennial, Colorado. I've seen their changing stations in public restrooms everywhere.

0points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

Eewww.

0points

Jeff‍ 3 years ago

That's an issue?!

0points

#16

Sign Posted In Every Booth At A Thai Restaurant In Fargo

Final score:

426points

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SAF saf 3 years ago

I can handle some real spicy food but thai food is on another level. I've been to a place to had a 1-10 scale and i could barely handle 5.

112points

Kandi Heiple 3 years ago

One of the first time I went to a thai place I asked for "medium" spice and I had tears rolling down my eyes

22points

Random Anon 3 years ago

There is a catch to Asian foods cooked with chilly oil. If you can tolerate the input, chances are the output will be quite the discomfort. Now if you can barely handle the input, the output would remind you of Dante's Inferno.

11points

Hugh Cookson 3 years ago

Wait until you try many West African or Bangaldeshi dishes. I worked for the military in an international training centre in the UK and would regularly have representatives from many nations staying for weeks at a time - one of the Officers from a Nigerian delegation asked if I could make a nice, flavoursome, hot curry type dish for his guys as they were finding the food a little bland (even though we did a decent mix of international dishes), so did some research and made two curry style dishes ; one a fish stew and the other a dry rubbed Chicken dish, both made with a lot of some of the hottest chilies I've ever used along with black pepper, loads of onions, oodles of garlic. Lots of Rice and Salad, I even made a Mealie meal dish. Night of the meal, pretty much everything was polished off. Next day, the Nigerian Officer who'd ordered this, popped into the kitchen and said the food was great, but not hot enough !!! Bugger !!!

0points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

I've eaten spicey Thai -- Agree.

0points

Eric Rossman 3 years ago

I'm with you on that. I thought I liked it REALLY spicy and went to a lovely Thai place. I told them I like really spicy and asked them what I should get. They told me 4 (out of 10). I overestimated my tolerance (I should have had a 3).

0points

Larry Frank 3 years ago

Bird turd peppers

0points

Isabel Care 3 years ago

No added spice, just made in the same room as Thai food

0points

Baali Venomax 3 years ago

I think if I was a reg, I'd start at 1 and slowly make my way up then stop when I know i've hit my limit. There's nothing to gain in stupid dares that will ruin your evening if you eat something that basically set your insides on fire.

0points

Raptor 3 years ago

Have you ever had scorpion chilli flavour crisps? Rated five of five. You'll probably like them.

0points

Wilbur Yeenusky 3 years ago

I love having spicy foods, just to raise adrenaline

0points

A. Jones 3 years ago

I've eaten ghost pepper flavored stuff. I think that's like a 7 for spicy food scale.

0points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

No longer? Should never have offered refunds for that in the first place. If they can't take the heat, they should've stayed off the plate

18points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago (edited)

I went to a Chinese restaurant one time and ordered the stir fried chicken w/ long hot green peppers, the waiter kept asking me if I was sure it’s spicy, I told him what country I’m from and our food is always spicy, he asked me 2 more x’s before the food came out that it was not too late to cancel, when it came out the green peppers were indeed spicy but nothing I’m not used to, delicious 😋

12points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

I have never really been able to eat spicy food, even as a child. However, my father and older brothers just loved hot and spicy food. I remember this one time my family went to eat at a Chinese restaurant, when I was about 10 or 11, and I tried a little bit of Chinese mustard, not knowing it was hot. I remember it was initially tasteless in my tongue, so I swallowed it. THAT’S when the hot and spicy kicked in, and it burned like a four alarm fire all the way down my esophagus and into my stomach! I was in agony, and the waiter was told to bring me a huge glass of milk to try to mitigate the unbearable heat in my cauterized throat and stomach. Needless to say, I strictly keep to my mild tastes, and now always ask if something is spicy BEFORE ordering or even thinking of tasting it.

11points

Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago

Me neither. My stomach is fine with spice but my mouth cannot handle hardly any.

3points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

I always ask for the mildest level and rely on an honest answer. I avoid some places now because some people's 0 is my 5.

8points

Ansi 3 years ago

GOOD! Know your limits. Nobody thinks you are cool for ordering more spicy than you can handle.

5points

Id row 3 years ago

Why they ever offered them in the first place is baffling. If you want to fail at showing off, do it on your own dime.

3points

Anthony Nizza 3 years ago

Fargo

2points

Hiram's Friend 3 years ago

Yeah!

0points

John Smith 3 years ago

Most places are 1-10. I ordered a 3 once, and it was the hottest thing I ever ate. turns out they had a 1-3 scale.

1point

Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago

I made the mistake of ordering the food marked "spicy" only once during a 4 week Thailand trip. I cried. And even the salad dressing was spicy!

1point

Powerful Katrinka 3 years ago

The hottest dish I ever attempted to eat was a Thai papaya salad. I thought I'd gone blind.

2points

#17

How Many Karens Does It Take To Make A Sign Like This?

Final score:

421points

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blobby_grrl 3 years ago

really? who's THAT picky...

96points

clbruss 3 years ago

LOTS of folks. SOme people will find anything to complain about.

26points

LGBTQ NOODLES she/they/he 3 years ago

I love your profile name. And pic!

5points

Kylie Mountain Premium 3 years ago

The sort of people who write angry reviews for national parks because 'they didn't turn the waterfall on' or something crazy like that.

3points

Tom Hanlin 3 years ago

Last year, flies found their way into my beer twice. It is extremely unpleasant to find a fly in your mouth (ask any trout). I understand that I should buy a good beer stein.

3points

James Pasquini 3 years ago

Karen, of course.

1point

Richard Baker 3 years ago

Good protein.

0points

Stannous Flouride 3 years ago

Sorry, but are you new here?

-3points

Kelly Richards 3 years ago (edited)

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gerry.garh 3 years ago

Germans were way ahead of this. Its steins with lids took care of bugs and, more especially from bird droppings, an inevitable occurrence at beer gardens. Germans-st...a4aeec.jpg

26points

El Dee 3 years ago

Sadly necessary for the hard of thinking who don't get that the 'outside' has 'outside issues'

24points

Chancey 3 years ago

"Hard of thinking" cracked me up!!!

16points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

Ask for a cup with a cover, and keep an eye on your food. When you’re finished eating, cover your plate with a napkin and set your silverware over it so it won’t blow away. My husband is in pest control and has told me there’s only so much a restaurant with outdoor seating can do about this. The odd ant, bee, or fly will still manage to get through any barrier, chemical or otherwise. It’s just going to happen, and pest control measures can only reduce the volume of bugs getting through.

12points

Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago

I know people who will argue against that sign 🤐 It's not fun eating with those types of people

9points

Remi 3 years ago

My condolences

2points

Fancy that 3 years ago

Karen'? Maybe a Ken?

6points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

Extra protein. And you can always pick them out of your beer, shake them, and yell, "Spit it out, ya bastard!"

3points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

If you don’t want a little extra on your meal or in your drink, don’t sit outside during love bug season, twice a year.

2points

Beachbum 3 years ago

Yes! I worked as a server, and the restaurant had patio dining, and people would be like bug here, but this, fly in my beer. Luckily, I had a decent manager, at least when it came to things like this, and he would just say, hey, dine outside at your own risk. Their are bugs outside!! Eat inside if you don't want to mess wiht it

1point

Armin Tamzarian 3 years ago

Reminds me of an old joke. Three men, one from Edinburgh, one from Aberdeen and one from Glasgow are all drinking outside together when a fly lands in each of their drinks. The man from Edinburgh tosses away his drink. The man from Aberdeen tosses out the fly and keeps drinking. The man from Glasgow pulls out the fly and shakes it shouting "spit it out ya wee bastard."

1point

Furthermore, Lisa pointed out that we should look at all the ways in which our words could be misread or read out of order if they’re circled or stacked on top of one another.

If the kerning happens to be too tight, some of the letters could merge into different symbols and result in some (hilariously) embarrassing misreadings.

One example of this is writing the word ‘FLICKERING’ in all caps. If the kerning is too tight, the 'L' and the 'I' merge into a 'U' and you get... That's right.

#18

No Danish

Final score:

410points

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JoyfulZebra 3 years ago

This must be in either Norway or Sweden

214points

louie foster 3 years ago

Swedes and Norwegians love to make fun of each other, and of themselves mostly. Apparently the Danes are part of the fun too. I didn’t know that. Love is love!

49points

Mz Phit 3 years ago

But... what if it's a Great Dane?

44points

Party Poison (They/She) 3 years ago (edited)

Should've put up another sign "All pets welcome"

37points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

All Danish are great!

6points

Sarah 3 years ago

Then you go by it's German name and call it a 'Deutsche Dogge' instead and your problem is solved!

6points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I guess I'm too innocent because for a while I was thinking they meant the dessert a Danish. I thought what's wrong with danishes I may not like them but they're not that bad.

34points

LEGOPernille 3 years ago

What have we done???

15points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

You know what you did.

21points

Trigga 3 years ago

What did the Danish do?

15points

Kirsten Mikkelsen 3 years ago

I feel ousted... (Yup, I'm a Dane!)

11points

LEGOPernille 3 years ago

Me too....

5points

louie foster 3 years ago

It translates to “we especially love the Danes”. lol

2points

Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago

Me three

2points

The lesbian knitting panda 3 years ago

same, how dare they

1point

Sigrid Johanesdóttir 3 years ago

HAHAHAH that's either Norway or Finland

8points

Nordic And Sneezing 3 years ago

Must be a Swede

2points

liam newton-harding 3 years ago

"Small hands, smell of cabbage".

3points

Lene 3 years ago

Haha! I'm Danish and I love this. We have sooooo much love/hate for our neighbors and friends, the Swedes and Norwegians. I love this sign so much😂

1point

Id row 3 years ago

Love lives here, unless you're Danish.

1point

#19

Home. Sweet Home

Final score:

406points

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Lisa H 3 years ago

Of course it's in Alabama because it is.

195points

PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Lucretia Yuckmeister 3 years ago

Oh it isn't just Alabama.

0points

Kay Kelly 3 years ago

Florida

0points

Blackheart 3 years ago

I am guessing this is the work of a man, or a very talented woman.

39points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

I came to the comments section because the gender-neutral "genitalia" has made me highly amused.

13points

Yayheterogeneity 3 years ago

They could just have written d***s and not genitalia...

16points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

College kids are DUMB.

16points

kath morgan 3 years ago

As a woman I really only perceive this as a challenge

15points

Kristy Nelson 3 years ago

Eww!

12points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

I….I…I can’t even…

7points

Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago

People are weird...and gross

7points

Court Jester 3 years ago

Questions, I have a lot of questions.

6points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

I'm from Alabama, I've never once tried to use my junk to press an elevator button. Those must be students from out of state. :p

5points

Beck 3 years ago

I agree.

2points

#20

This Smoke Shop's Sign

Final score:

395points

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JoyfulZebra 3 years ago

Right *wink*

109points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

They are not toys!

9points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I was told that I couldn't call one object a water bong in one of these stores or I could get kicked out. I had to call it a water pipe. Huge difference I guess!

22points

Billy Harrelson 3 years ago

No difference at all. They are indeed bongs, but calling them that would get them labeled drug paraphernalia in many states and countries and therefore subject to anti drug laws. Same reason you have to refer to the store as a smoke shop.

22points

Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

Me: *Staring at the red thing on the left..*

19points

Annette V 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

9points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

What is the thing?

5points

mothchild 3 years ago

😳

2points

Id row 3 years ago

One crack pipe, I mean tobacco pipe, please.

8points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

"Don't ask, don't tell. At least until you're outside the store, then you can do whatever you want."

4points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Is that right-handed or left-handed “tobacco”?

1point

K- THULU 3 years ago

Gasmask bong? Cool....

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago

Yeah right.

0points

Matan Yussman 3 years ago (edited)

The meme makes it worthwhile

0points

Baali Venomax 3 years ago

Damn!

0points

#21

House For Sale

Final score:

390points

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JJ 3 years ago

Did a ghost put up that sign?

133points

Barong 3 years ago

Yeah, because that’s definitely something a ghost would say.

28points

Janelle Gilbert 3 years ago

It's a trap.

0points

Gabriel Gates 3 years ago

Nope.....it's the put up by the person who will make you the ghosts after you move in

0points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago (edited)

What everybody reads: not haunted. What everybody understands to be true: deeeeefinitely haunted

26points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

It is a clever way to get your listing to go viral!

22points

Night Owl 3 years ago

Yep. A very good marketing ploy. And it works on me because I'm certainly intrigued

2points

Grace Austin 3 years ago

Why does she have so many questions? It’s pretty clear that this is a nice house for sale, that does not come with ghosts. You have to buy your own, but there are lots of ghosts for sale on wish.

14points

Amy 3 years ago (edited)

Yeah, but we all know you never get what you pay for from Wish.

6points

Bonesko 3 years ago

Like 10 years ago my mom was looking for a new house for us. We checked out this one please me and my two brothers my mom and the owner and the first thing he said when we walked in the door was "it's not haunted". There is no prompting from us whatsoever, that was very strange and out of the blue. Many things were uncertain but one thing we all knew for sure. That that guy was trying to rent us a haunted house 👻

11points

DE Ray 3 years ago

In some jurisdictions (I think New Orleans, possibly all of Louisiana), realtors are required by law to inform potential buyers whether a property is reputed to be haunted. Don't ask me why there's a law about that, I just know the sign isn't there because the realtor felt like it.

10points

Blackheart 3 years ago

Uh huh....

5points

Kitsune Nocturne 3 years ago

As I understand it, in Louisiana (and particularly New Orleans), houses for sale regularly list whether or not they are haunted on their "For Sale" signs. It's actually seen by some people to be a perk of a house for sale if it is haunted. I believe this ties back into Voodoo beliefs. (In New Orleans, Voodoo or New Orleans Voodoo is a well established religion.)

4points

MCathenaE 3 years ago

Some places in the US disclose whether a place is haunted or not, like New Orleans....

2points

Callie Dryer 3 years ago

It’s definitely haunted 🤣🤣🤣

2points

Of course, you can always get a professional to do it. In fact, for the past few years, many places have been witnessing the revival of the handpainted sign.

Fed up with the chain culture that is slowly making all the streets look the same, city shops are trying to stand out with custom designs.

It's estimated that there are about 300 full-time signwriters working in the UK alone.

#22

Behind Every Warning Label There's A Story

Final score:

369points

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jon gilbertson 3 years ago

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! please tell me this is a Photoshop prank

219points

Lisa H 3 years ago

Maybe its in Florida

55points

Craig Reynolds 3 years ago

This one is not photoshop. Hand-Dryer...3-jpeg.jpg

26points

Will Cross 3 years ago

I'd like to think it is a silly stickers someone bought from a store and placed it on this gasoline nozzle to make people laugh. If not that then I'm afraid someone at the label making company messed up dearly. =)

17points

Random Anon 3 years ago

Unfortunately I don't think so. I saw in the news some time back, some joker got killed pointing a high pressure air hose into his a**e and fired away. The same news was featured on several Darwinian Award videos in YouTube as well.

13points

Jay Son 3 years ago

My wife's a nurse. I'm fairly certain this is for real.

13points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Since the sticker is obscuring the more important manufacturer’s warning underneath, it’s either photoshopped or was put on the pump by a prankster.

5points

Charles 222 3 years ago

Nope , it's a real warning

4points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

Ditto!

0points

Jessica Julian 3 years ago

Doubt it

0points

Rosie Shores 3 years ago

We quit asking why and how. (Retired ER RN)

20points

Chuck Spidell 3 years ago

Can I stick it in my eye?

17points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

no, Chuck. not recommended, buddy.

22points

Jul Chv 3 years ago

That´ s it. We´re doomed as a species...

15points

Bonesko 3 years ago

Well sometimes you need a boost

9points

K- THULU 3 years ago

Yep, do not want to know why...

7points

Blackheart 3 years ago

That's gonna sting a bit

6points

Synsepalum 3 years ago

I'm currently watching the new Jackass movie, so this sign is relevant to my present situation.

5points

Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Probably a joke sticker

4points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago (edited)

Surely there are other cavities not to stick it in ...

3points

#23

If You Only See Two Signs About A Raccoon Room Today, Make It These Two

Final score:

363points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

What ah, what happened with the pig and the racoon?

148points

Sheila Stamey 3 years ago

It's rather obvious. The pig tried to put the raccoon on his head! Hence the need for two signs. Elewatson my dear Mentally!

60points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago

Rapiglets

12points

Virgil Blue 3 years ago

It's ancient feud passed on from generation to generation I bet.

10points

Linda Roy 3 years ago

Sounds like a bad breakup 😉

7points

Blue Pearl 3 years ago

I heard the divorce was pretty nasty.

5points

Baali Venomax 3 years ago

im not sure i want to know!

1point

Robert T 3 years ago

Nothing about putting a pig on your head though.... yet...

16points

madbakes 3 years ago

I have a lot of questions

11points

Paul Marks 3 years ago

You are the chosen one!

9points

I’m A Black Cat 3 years ago

Oh my, what happened there I need to know!

8points

elfin Premium 3 years ago

What kind of person considers having a raccoon on your head lucky?

6points

Royal roomba 3 years ago

My kind

1point

Linda HS 3 years ago

I need to know more….

3points

Shannon Hawks 3 years ago

when is the pig/ raccoon pay perveiw

2points

Mary Jaye 3 years ago

lucky?? I don't think so...

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

For that first sign, I feel there could be some children's song made of the incident.

1point

#24

This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

Final score:

363points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

Would have been cheaper to rename the road...

189points

Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

There is probably neither RFID nor GPS on that sign.

36points

J.B. 3 years ago

That would require city council approval, map updates and postal service headaches

15points

Al Christensen 3 years ago

I suggest Little Penis Street.

9points

laura lee 3 years ago

I would die on this hill.

5points

John Carr 3 years ago

They had to change the name of Copperhead Road, Tennessee cos of this problem. "Copperhead Road was an actual road near Mountain City, Tennessee, in an area known to locals as "Big Dry Run" although it has since been renamed Copperhead Hollow Road, owing to theft of road signs bearing the song's name."

4points

lili 3 years ago

wheres the fun in that? xD

1point

Billy Harrelson 3 years ago

Not when there's an actual town with that name.

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago

jjdubs W - you nailed it.

0points

Cydney Golden 3 years ago

Except for the people and businesses there...

0points

Daniel Yamada 3 years ago

I have a sign from a village in Pennsylvania that says "Welcome to Intercourse".

12points

El Dee 3 years ago

They should sell replicas in town. Like that Austrian town with the F name..

9points

Jelo Alconaba 3 years ago

Good Idea. They could put, "We sell replicas of this sign in town" instead

1point

E. Hamilton 3 years ago

My state got rid of the 420 mile post; put a 419.5 a half mile ahead.

8points

NoDak Pirate 3 years ago

We have towns named Cummings and Climax near where I live.

7points

Kyle 3 years ago

If driving west from Detroit, you drive thru the town Hell before you arrive in the town named Climax.Bet they’re out of signs pretty regularly.

6points

Leisel Masson 3 years ago

Fangboner! I-80 Drivers ... you know ....

3points

Blackheart 3 years ago

I mean, DUH!

2points

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

An I the only one to read that to "Funky Town"?

1point

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

*Am

-1point

Katrina Wysocki 3 years ago

Let me take you to……… horneytown

1point

#25

Stopped At A Gas Station And Saw This Sign On The Entrance Door

Final score:

360points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

I high school, our track uniforms had pockets on the inside of the shorts, in the front. Many a McDonald's meal was paid for with shorts money.

95points

Crowsgoin*brrr* 3 years ago

Maybe they were a little short?

7points

Night Owl 3 years ago (edited)

I don't want to imagine how that money smelled. Poor McDonald's employees

3points

Baali Venomax 3 years ago

that still counts as pockets though.

0points

traci Hollingsworth 3 years ago

When I worked at Starbucks there was a lot of boob/crotch/mouth money. Sweaty money is gross.

17points

Annabelle 3 years ago

Mouth?

23points

lili 3 years ago

ok but bra money is because we never get pockets that are useable. give us pockets!

11points

Rustella 3 years ago

I hate the lack of pockets for womens clothes. I bought a phone case with a small slot on the back to shove some cash into. It's convenient when I don't want to bring a purse, since my phone goes everywhere with me.

7points

Lisa H 3 years ago

*retail flashbacks* eugh

11points

Linda Roy 3 years ago

I work at a big box thrift store so I've seen my share of women removing money from their bathing suits--the top part as opposed to the other 🙄

2points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

That's so gross. If you think about it, even the money we carry around normally and receive normally likely has a past of being concealed in a less than sanitary environment.

5points

E. Hamilton 3 years ago (edited)

One summer I worked at a gas station/RV park/ice cream place/outfitter/restaurant/anything that makes money, and it was next to a popular lake; we had this same sign. Even though we had this sign, we still had a clothes line behind the register to dry out money. Fun fact, money will mold super fast. Anyone that doesn't wash their hands after touching money, has never seen a stack of 1's grow a layer of grey fur like a mouse in 48 hours.

4points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

I worked for TSA for five years (very happy to leave that wasp’s nest of right wing paranoia), and had to do pat-downs as part of my duties. Before a pat down, the person is supposed to divest everything, including stuff like boob money, because it will be detected and, if they don’t remove it to show it isn’t a weapon or anything, they risk being taken aside for further questioning, meaning they’ll not only miss their flight, they’ll also be flagged as uncooperative. ***Note: Before I left TSA, there was talk of doing what I thought were way too invasive pat downs, meaning more time spent on private areas. While I realize those are prime spots for concealment, I voiced my objections to the invasiveness of them, since the vast majority of people will, to be concealing anything anywhere, including there, and we will be unnecessarily touching people in embarrassing ways (embarrassing for them and most of us, or at least me). Giving voice to that opinion did not make me popular. I had already put in my notice anyway, so never had to do it. I just hope public outrage made them drop that idea really quickly.

3points

Marik 3 years ago (edited)

That's what those necklace-wallets for children are for. If you think it looks stupid/weird - people have their smartphones and f@nny packs dangling down their neck. Same kind of stupid/weird. ||| bp: why did you lot censored "f@nny pack"?

3points

Maria 3 years ago

Probably because it means something ruder in British English...

4points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

O_o

2points

Id row 3 years ago

It's so gross that people do this.

1point

And it's not just the experienced painters who may have obtained a now obsolete City & Guilds qualification. There's also a young generation interested in all things bespoke.

One of them, signwriting enthusiast Sam Roberts, told The Guardian, "This is a generation that has grown up with computers at the heart of their work and who are seeking to engage with the physical processes that go into producing letter forms."

Whatever you choose, have fun! As you can see, signs don't have to be boring.

#26

I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

Final score:

358points

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JoyfulZebra 3 years ago

I hate that this sign was necessary

204points

Sue Wade-Walters 3 years ago

Sadly this is actually a building code requirement in many municipalities.

7points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

I love the water but this is why I’m so nervous about pools like this.

15points

Dashooman 3 years ago

I think every pool has this sign, always says if u have or have had in the last 10 days

9points

El Dee 3 years ago

Saw this happen in a ball pool years ago - it was truly vile..

7points

Brooke Howard 3 years ago

Dude who put the gas nozzle where the sun don’t shine: Follow these instructions.

5points

Bonesko 3 years ago

Well... How am I going to get the diarrhea off me?

5points

Beth 3 years ago

It makes me wanna leave the pool.

4points

Blackheart 3 years ago

How about "don't leave your room with diarrhea."

2points

Mary Jaye 3 years ago

good I can throw up in there;

1point

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

The fact that this sign was necessary...

1point

#27

Wonder How Many Times It Happened

Final score:

357points

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CapitalDee 🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)

There's a "road" near our place that GPS directs unsuspecting visitors down. If you want puddles, kanga tracks and mud, then you're welcome!

78points

Chintan Shah 3 years ago

Yes actually I would love some kanga tracks

4points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

Happens all the time in the mountains when it's snowing. When they shut down the freeway because of too much snow, idiots try to use GPS to use backroads (which aren't plowed at all,) then they get stuck because the GPS is wrong.

5points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Sign made specifically for Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute.

4points

Beck 3 years ago

I used gps every day because we go to a different stores every day up to two hours away to do inventory. It has taken us the wrong way many times.

2points

Aélia Potter 3 years ago

Some people have died because of google maps’ mistakes i think…

1point

Hank Murray 3 years ago

Michael what are you doing there’s no road here! The car knows!

1point

Donna Gettings Apperson 3 years ago

There's a sign similarly worded in Salem.

0points

Jesse Taylor 3 years ago

My new house is still woods on Google maps.

0points

Agnieszka 3 years ago

Dwight?

0points

#28

Blursed Rules

Final score:

353points

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Lisa H 3 years ago

Awww, but look at that face!!!!

202points

. . .-.-. — / —. .- -.— 3 years ago

FREE ME!! :D

17points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Lemme out of this prison!

31points

RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

Very confusing signs. "Cats past here"? So not allowed in, or not allowed out? "Can not get out", because it would be dangerous, or can not get out, as in they get stuck in there and should be on this side?

16points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

That cat sure wants to be on this side!

19points

Lori E 3 years ago

Yes, confusing signs. I took it as the cat was able to sneak in, and now locked in

2points

Sue User 3 years ago

Thanks I was confused too.

1point

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

Good way to get the cats adopted, though. Near me there’s a no-kill animal shelter on land that was donated to it long before a golf course was built next door, and I mean close enough golfers can hear all the barking. The shelter says that so many animals have been adopted by people golfing, who went to check out the source of the noise, that they’re now happy to share a property line with the golf course.

13points

Chich 3 years ago

People used to let their cats run amok here but since we've had a cougar in the area of late there are no more cats out. Lots of missing cat posters though. If you love your pets keep them in.

8points

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

The cats just like "Help meee!"

5points

Nandy Nam 3 years ago

He is imploring to get out

5points

k sand 3 years ago

Toilet But?

2points

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

Poor kittys face!

1point

Nope 1 year ago

I saw the signs before the cat

0points

#29

You Have To Wonder What Happened To Make This Sign On Your Door A Necessity

Final score:

351points

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Seabeast 3 years ago

Former brothel?

134points

Bonesko 3 years ago

OR a particularly tenacious individual?

23points

Blackheart 3 years ago (edited)

My phone number used to be the number for an auto repair shop. I kept telling callers this, but some of the same ones kept calling. Then one day, I just started saying "Come pick it up at 2 pm." That seemed to work well.

33points

Troy Parr 3 years ago

I used to get loads of calls from people wanting to contact the local newspaper. Eventually I learned that being polite never worked as people just called back and even argued about it. Being very rude and coarse worked every time though, but sometimes I would have some mischievous fun. "You want to speak with William? but William hasn't been in to work all week..." etc.

18points

Jo FrH 3 years ago

Its in Soho, London where there used to be LOT of brothels. We did some volunteering with young people next to this door and the 3 other doors led to sex workers. The kids just thought the ladies were really friendly until we told them otherwise

24points

Night Owl 3 years ago

Thanks for the background

4points

Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago

I once lived in a former brothel... I didnt know until 2-3 super awkward door openings

14points

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

That's what they want you to think

13points

Paul Marks 3 years ago

Sounds like a Jedi mind trick to me.

10points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

You sure it's a Jedi mind trick and not a Sith?

4points

Ben Moss 3 years ago

This is exactly what the brothel would have you believe

8points

Troux 3 years ago

Nice try, reverend.

6points

Ian Bleu 3 years ago

Is it on Horneytown Road?

3points

Alicia M 3 years ago (edited)

I used to live in a condo that was the location of the biggest drug bust in my state's history. I got suspicious when people kept knocking on my door asking for a particular person. I searched the web and found this woman was arrested and lost everything (house, jewelry, cars, etc) from a drug bust at the exact place I lived. I just rented, which is probably why I didn't know. It would have been disclosured to the buyer.

2points

#30

What Happened 64 Days Ago?

Final score:

350points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

They started counting?

152points

Snowfoxrox 3 years ago

but, MST has 586?

57points

thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago

Smart idea, but mst is 586

9points

Random Anon 3 years ago

I reckon an epic septic tank blowout?

7points

Paloma Vita Premium 3 years ago

MST says 586...

0points

Armin Tamzarian 3 years ago

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

We can’t talk about it, what with the lawsuit.

34points

rw55066 3 years ago

It was Bruno, but we don't talk about Bruno

27points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago (edited)

And many moons later, their descendants still hear tales of... The Great Incidenting! *lightning cracks in background*

18points

Blackheart 3 years ago

Robot lawnmowers.

14points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Either the store opened 65 days ago, or someone went on an absolute rampage of destruction 65 days ago.

12points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

Gotta be the second one, as MST has over 500 days

9points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Chaos and anarchy, that's what.

12points

Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago

I must know now

7points

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

Maybe 64 days ago was Black Friday?

4points

AK to LV 3 years ago

The date, if it can be believed, said April. Maybe somebody getting ready for planting and building season?

0points

Joely King 3 years ago

Haha! My husband works for another large company and they get prizes if they have so many days 'incident free' so none of them report accidents or their injuries!!

4points

Pam Akers 3 years ago (edited)

Joely King - interesting. Considering your comment as I really do not get this board.

0points

#31

No Belly Laughs

Final score:

349points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Santa, that means you!

93points

Aidan Wells 3 years ago

he he he merry Christmas

6points

Tenacious Squirrel 3 years ago

Weirdly specific!

21points

Joseph rick 3 years ago

and.....another sign also with Chinese characters -"No Fart in Woods"

9points

Brooke Howard 3 years ago

So, the birds are trained to poop in your mouth? That’s kinda weird.

8points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Oh the mental picture of what happened here

7points

Id row 3 years ago

They've got some spiteful birds with good aim, lol.

5points

Milan Chleborád 3 years ago

That happened to me once.... Would not recommend.

4points

Grace Austin 3 years ago

That happened to my friends sister…

4points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

Or, just lean over instead of back?

3points

David Brown 3 years ago

Caution! Birds will s**t in mouth. Saw a woman at the beach the other day trying to get seagulls to take food out of her outreached hand laughing the whole time. I'm assuming she startled one of them while she was looking up and old boy s**t all over her face. Don't think she'll be feeding anymore seagulls.

1point

#32

When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary

Final score:

343points

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ErrorGamer2000 3 years ago (edited)

Love this one. Even though this is a repost, still never gets old XD

174points

Mat O'Dowd 3 years ago

It has become a BP staple by now.

23points

The Bread Knight🇺🇦 3 years ago

Its the first time I’ve ever seen it!

11points

Weed in the Garden 3 years ago

Agreed and agreed again.

6points

glowworm2 3 years ago

Same. Carrot is adorable!

5points

Tom Hanlin 3 years ago

After the first few thousand times, it gets a bit old.

-1point

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

That cat REALLY wants that bag of celery! I only hope therer were only near misses, and the poor thing didn’t suffer a broken arm or paw, before the sign went up.

9points

Pecho Muh 3 years ago

Wonder how many times poor kitty got hurt :( could have moved the fridge in a corner where she can't reach like that

6points

Himiko 3 years ago

Yeah I'm surprised she hasn't broken her legs yet😔

2points

Bear 3 years ago

Cats are the best

5points

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

Our cat used to sneak in the bottom of the fridge, always had to do fuzz check B4 closing.

4points

Kainaath Khan 3 years ago

My youngest did this, first arm then hand and now finger.

4points

Id row 3 years ago

This pic gets posted at least once a week.

2points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

XD 💀

2points

Beachbum 3 years ago

Seen this on some many other posts, but I absolutely love it!!

1point

David Brown 3 years ago

Cat got a thing for celery?

1point

#33

There's A Story Behind Every Sign Like This

Final score:

340points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

Yikes

71points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

On the bright side somebody's walking around with their hands smelling like hazelnut.

20points

Badgers Nadgers 3 years ago

Being chased by hoardes of ravenous squirrels

14points

Tenacious Squirrel 3 years ago

Definitely time to move the syrups so they are not accessible.

10points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Ooo! This hand sanitizer is really thick and has a wonderful caramel scent!

8points

N G 3 years ago

Edible hazelnut hand sanitizer, mmmm

6points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

Well, why not both??

5points

Badgers Nadgers 3 years ago

I'm more worried about the converse

4points

Juan Ghote 3 years ago

Why are they within reach of the public then...

4points

Lauren P. 3 years ago

As a former barista, it doesn't matter where it's at, customers *ALWAYS* reached over the counter to grab something, anything that they want to. Our syrups were behind the counter and behind plexiglass and we had customers reaching around to grab the pumps. People suck.

5points

Callie Dryer 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

Pretty sure this isn't a mistake that you'd make more than once.

1point

#34

A Great Sign I Found At Auckland Zoo

Final score:

339points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

They are known to bite.

110points

Littlemiss Premium 3 years ago

It's an Auckland thing.. they're all feral

13points

Barbara Kayton 3 years ago

I always feed the builders. Or at least offer them coffee.

9points

Taki Takanashi 3 years ago

Amazon warehouses be like:

7points

Alex Gataric 3 years ago

What about the diet coke guy?

2points

Şirəli Həsənov 3 years ago

What a shame for them. :/

0points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

We want them working. They have assigned breaks.

0points

Iara Ra 3 years ago

Gotta love the Kiwis’ sense of humor

0points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

If the food is too good, they may follow you home

0points

Jelo Alconaba 3 years ago

If I were one of the builders, I would be waiving at people from the cage and pretending to beg for food. Then let my mates take a photo of me and the peoples reaction. Then post it on Facebook.

0points

#35

The Fact They Even Needed To Put This Sign Up

Final score:

327points

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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago

When cemeteries were planned out in the 18/1900s they were designed as park areas to hang out, have a picnic and such.

206points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I love walking through cemeteries. I always have as far back as I remember. My grandfather used to have to find new cemeteries take me to check out as a kid. But I've always been extremely respectful. I like the fact that they are nice and quiet and I like to read the headstones and try to imagine what happened to the people before me.

43points

Yayheterogeneity 3 years ago

I would love it, if people sunbathed and picniced on my grave!

25points

Bored Retsuko 3 years ago (edited)

Hmm, back then people did not leave plastic litter behind, play loud music, bring their bbq...

14points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago

Good times

9points

hi myself, bi weirdo🇺🇦️‍‍ 3 years ago

“Hey, grandma! You wanna eat with us? Wait, grandma…”

8points

Alex S 3 years ago

They're like this in France, it's lovely. The dead can be part of life still.

4points

Id row 3 years ago

And the 2nd amendment was meant to keep England out of your house, but look how that's changed.

4points

Bianca Saville 3 years ago

They were designed for the bereaved to enjoy, not just anyone.

1point

Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

I suspect a fellow cracked-reader here.

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago

Really? Learned something today. Thnx Elwood.

0points

Arenite 3 years ago

Because you were supposed to visit your loved ones like you had gone to their house. You have a picnic, you catch them up on all the family news, reminisce, it makes the loss easier. They are still there, you just can’t see them.

0points

der sebbl 3 years ago

Depending on location

0points

Marion 3 years ago

Well, aaactually, thinking about this, i‘d like the idea of people enjoying them selfes, laughing, music and kids playing. Why not? Makes a sad place nicer. Maybe just at the weekends so mourners can have peace during the week..

13points

Jay Son 3 years ago

BBQ happens at least twice a year at many graves/cemeteries here in Hawaii. Part of the culture.

12points

DE Ray 3 years ago

I briefly had an apartment across the street from a cemetery in a college town. During the day it was quiet and nice. At night: So. Much. Fornication.

9points

New Everywhere 3 years ago

Wow, I didn't even know this was a thing

0points

Donny Bereznak 3 years ago

I'd be ok with a bbq on my grave. I love a good bbq

7points

LittleWombat 3 years ago

The cemetery where my parents are buried has event year round to make visiting the cemetery and remembering your loved ones a time of joy and celebration, not simply grief and sadness and somberness. Until I lost someone I loved so much, I didn't understand that and thought their "celebrations" were disrespectful but I've come full circle! I was wrong. Sure, grief and silence is part of the loss, but moreso there is a joy in remembering them and sharing these new things - like butterfly releases and horse and carriage rides - with my daughter, their granddaughter, who can think of death in not a scary way like it had been but in a loving happy way. My mom even said when she picked her grave what a nice spot it'd be for a picnic! And people do at mothers day.

6points

RoseTheMad 3 years ago

As someone who will work in the death industry (mortician) I personally don't think its disrespectful to do this. Your loved ones may still want to be part of a family "day out" event etc. I think its kind of sweet. Of course, you must pay respect to others who are grieving of course though, so I think I do understand this rule in regards to how others may feel about it.

6points

Tom Hanlin 3 years ago

This is really going to put a dent in the Day of the Dead celebrations, and different people show respect in different ways. Not that the dead need it, they're dead, but we're still alive.

4points

MCathenaE 3 years ago

The historic cemetary in my area encourages this. It is used as a park space & a learning experience. Get out, go learn about your towns founders...

3points

Zelda Sterling 3 years ago

I don't agree with this. Depending on your culture and where you are from, spending the day with family and your loved one is normal. It is not crazy to see family with lawn chairs playing music and eating.The cemetery near my mom's house shows movies during the summer. After Prince died, a memorial was held at the Hollywood Forever cemetery. After we watched Purple Rain projected on a wall, Questlove dj'd (deejayed?) and everybody danced. The lasers and fog from the fog machine looked amazing within the headstones. I like to think that the folks resting there were so happy.

2points

#36

Every Warning Label Has Its Story

Final score:

322points

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CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 3 years ago

thats a cute idea for a toothpick holder tho..

179points

Bunzilla 3 years ago

You can totally buy cactus toothpick holders.

23points

Bored Panda Lurking Omni 3 years ago

The person who caused this sign probably thought so too.

6points

Zack Podany 3 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

0points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Not with that attitude.

12points

Tammilee Truitt 3 years ago

Yes they are

4points

Abhijeet 3 years ago

Somebody learned it the hard way

4points

Katrina Wysocki 3 years ago

I want to know who thought they were toothpicks

2points

Grace Noyes 3 years ago

Alabama again?

2points

Beth 3 years ago

Umm

2points

Otamayashi (pan/bi ig) 3 years ago

wait who thought to use these as toothpicks-

1point

Khloieo 1 year ago

Ouch

0points

Baali Venomax 3 years ago

I cannot believe you actually had to write that.

0points

#37

Behind Every Sign There's A Story

Final score:

312points

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Alaina Jones 3 years ago (edited)

I'm so glad they made this sign! I have seen many oreo cookie monsters roaming the aisles and they're a real pain in the butt to deal with.

100points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

Seriously they're a real menace and I'm glad somebody is finally dealing with it!

18points

Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

aisles

1point

Berdarien Brown 3 years ago

We frequent different libraries.

0points

jon gilbertson 3 years ago

i SO want to hear that story

23points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

Maybe the library is haunted by a friendly ghost but everytime they see oreos they go feral and destroy all the books and people

15points

Juan Ghote 3 years ago

We don't talk about the "Great Oreos Incident of 2022"...

15points

Leisel Masson 3 years ago

How ... how ... how ... can you defile Oreos that badly?

9points

Id row 3 years ago

Just takes one a**hole to ruin it for everyone.

8points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Awww man. I was going to start an Oreo fight rematch with Jimmy.

7points

Katrina Wysocki 3 years ago

Wha what events????

4points

El Dee 3 years ago

???? I'd love to know,,

3points

Melanie Ramos 3 years ago (edited)

My guess... https://youtu.be/ueqbTJhmXH4

2points

Andy Frobig 3 years ago

I had a friend in high school who was eating a jelly donut in the library, the librarian was coming so he hid the donut...by closing it in a book. He was banned for a while.

1point

#38

There's A Story Behind Every Warning

Final score:

312points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

Martin, are you by chance Danish?

158points

LEGOPernille 3 years ago

Heyyyy. 🤣🤣🤣 it is really hard to be a dane on BP right now...

17points

Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Hes also related to John.

9points

Joseph rick 3 years ago

He'd have to be a Belgium... and said with that absolutely spot-on French shoulder shrug with both arms bent whenever they or you refer to a Belgium person. "LAaaa Beelgg"

1point

Cuppa tea? 3 years ago

I'm not, but I feel equally offended.

0points

Sarah Gideon 3 years ago

🤣

0points

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

I wonder how many times they parked there to get a sign with their name on it?

4points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Oddly specific!

4points

The fnaf boi 3 years ago

Martin no parking allowed!

2points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Yeah Martin.

2points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

Poor Martin

1point

Court Jester 3 years ago

Dammit Martin!

1point

Şirəli Həsənov 3 years ago

Martin - the ultimate prankster

0points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

Martin is Amish.

0points

Winter's Dream 3 years ago

Dangit Martin, we've talked about this!

0points

#39

Someone Must've Made A Terrible Mistake

Final score:

302points

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The Idaho Potato 3 years ago

Gas Booster...what an interesting energy drink. Propulsion, perhaps?

90points

Random Anon 3 years ago

You eat a lot of beans for that.

4points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

I get this could be mistaken of seen out of the store, like at home. With the way those energy boost drinks are packaged there isn't much difference.

9points

Id row 3 years ago

This one made me cringe. I can't even imagine.

5points

Brooke Howard 3 years ago

Just go back to that gas station. And don’t get in the pool. Or give anyone money from your skivies.

5points

Weasel Wise 3 years ago

Seriously, at an auto parts store? Don't put up a sign and let survival of the fittest do its job.

4points

YourWorstNightmare 3 years ago

TURBO

3points

David Brown 3 years ago

Some people are just too stupid to exist.

2points

JuniorCJ82 3 years ago

future Darwin Award winner

2points

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

oh noooooooooo

2points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

Every warning has a story

1point

#40

When You Thought You Look Cool But You Look Like A Garbage Can

Final score:

288points

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Lisa H 3 years ago

Then quit making sh1t that looks like other sh1t. I would definitely think this is a trash can.

158points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago (edited)

I mean, it does say BOSE on it pretty prominently.

36points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Or one of those large outdoor ashtrays.

3points

Kari Lynn 3 years ago

🤣

0points

Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago

They should put a grill or screen over that speaker. It's not that complicated

13points

UncleRussian 3 years ago

I mean... I'd know this is a speaker cauz it says BOSE on it, but that's only because I'm familiar with the brand, some people might not be

8points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

I'll definitely throw trash in there, it doesn't look the least bit like a speaker

2points

It's Me 3 years ago

Oh wow. They had this coming with that design.

2points

Flopsy 3 years ago

One time I was walking with my daughter around our neighborhood and I shove my head in a trash bin. I thought it was one of those 'telephones' that would allow me to talk to her if she shove her head in another trash can. After laughing for a good 5 min she told me her preschool teacher did exactly the same thing!

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

I guess the huge Bose logo right on the front wasn't enough of an indication for people to be making that mistake.

1point

Susanne B 3 years ago

If Bose is a name you are allready familiar with. My sister og mother would not know, that it is a speaker firm. And Bose should not expect that everyone knew them as such.

0points

Weasel Wise 3 years ago

Reading and association is hard.

1point

Pippins.Girlfriend 2 years ago

One time my aunt tried to order through the trash can in a drive thru

0points

Şirəli Həsənov 3 years ago

That garbage can looks like a speaker

0points

#41

Environmental Storytelling

Final score:

284points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

"Maybe" 🤣

96points

rw55066 3 years ago

Well there is that one guy that we really hope will put his there

9points

LavenderAxolotl 3 years ago

Population control...whoever doesn't have the common sense not to put drinks near sockets and the inability to follow instructions!

1point

Patricia the Grey 3 years ago

just a suggestion.

0points

Id row 3 years ago

Everything is a coaster if you're brave enough.

6points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

The fact that it isn't plugged in all the way really bugs me!

3points

Premislaus de Colo 3 years ago

I love how this is just a suggestion

2points

Matan Yussman 3 years ago

Good idea

0points

Janelle Gilbert 3 years ago

Then provide a table!

0points

Susanne B 3 years ago

Just a suggestion you see!

0points

OneDayCloserToHim 3 years ago

Said with slight sarcasm… and a smile.

0points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

What does the word "maybe" mean?!

0points

#42

That Happens Enough To Need A Sign

Final score:

281points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

So you accept bra, sock, underwear money without sweat?

88points

Tom Hanlin 3 years ago

Yes, but we'll need to see proof that your bra, shoes, or underwear contain air-conditioning units.

11points

Beth 3 years ago

I mean........ true?

7points

Linda Roy 3 years ago

Bathing suits are okay then?

3points

Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago

Hmm.. 😏😏😏

1point

Shawn Gula 3 years ago

Don't forget from a smelly hat as well- a guy paid me cash from his hat and it was the stinkiest money ever. I'm not allowed to refuse payment but I sprayed that cash down with Lysol, both sides

5points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I know money is money but I've been paid with nasty sweaty bra money and it's not very nice.

2points

Joseph rick 3 years ago

ewwww and stinky. A bank teller told me at the counter that the worst thing isn't the stinky smells incl cocaine and other drugs - its the colds, flus & bugs they catch.

2points

gerry.garh 3 years ago

A trick used by petty thieves is the following: A woman puts a show fishing the money from her bra, in from of a male clerk while her partner bags merchandise behind. Men being men, fix their gaze on the cleavage, getting distracted from the shoplifting.

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

I refused to take money from a dude that was getting his car towed because he had his cash stuffed in his underwear most likely under his sweaty balls.

1point

Id row 3 years ago

I'm sure they still get people that argue. "It's money, ain't it?"

1point

Mama Panda 3 years ago

Then give us pockets dammit!!!

1point

Marcin M. 3 years ago (edited)

Just pay with a card/phone?

1point

A Thousand Years Wide 3 years ago

I've seen someone pull a card credit out of their bra and like $2 in quarters.

0points

Dazzled masochistic Lamb 3 years ago

Can confirm, it happened a LOT!

1point

BonnyDK 3 years ago

It's warm and sweaty. Ewwwww! Was paid bra money while working a football concession stand.

1point

#43

Is It Saying I Should Help The Hitchhikers?

Final score:

276points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

I honestly am not sure NOW!

64points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Lol, they usually have other signs also, that will say things like, do not stop your car along the road side for the next 15 miles due to *insert prison name here* and possible escaped inmates. I've seen it many times in Tennessee,Kentucky, and Mississippi.

18points

BonnyDK 3 years ago

I've seen that one IRL. Huntsville Texas near the state pen. Makes you wonder how many have gotten out.....

14points

Kayjunmoon 3 years ago

So the hitchhikers are running away from the inmates? :)

11points

Evan Martin 3 years ago

Exactly. That is why the sign is asking you to help them :)

0points

Brian bell 3 years ago

Attention non-inmate hitchhikers: Drivers picking you up may be escaping inmates.

9points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)

Not a good idea to pick up hitchhikers anyway, at least in the US. Just note their appearance (approximate height and weight, hair color, facial features—-if you can—-clothing, and anything else that makes them stand out) plus the mile marker number (those little green signs with numbers on them), and call the state troopers to help them, or deal with them. If it’s a case of a broken down car, most people will have already called for a tow, but backing that up with a call to the troopers is a good idea anyway, in case the car owners don’t have a cellphone or the battery’s dead. Accidents should, of course, be called in immediately when you come upon one in a remote area (and there are plenty of those in the US). Basically, just think a minute. What if that hitchhiker isn’t just an innocent tourist who has unwittingly chosen a risky way to get around? What would you would want others to do if you were stranded or in an accident? The answers will come to you quickly and easily. (It’s called critical thinking.)

9points

Synsepalum 3 years ago

This is a common sign near prisons in Texas.

5points

Weasel Wise 3 years ago

These are posted near every prison in Nevada.

5points

Sue From Michigan 3 years ago

Michigan too.

2points

Lyz 3 years ago

Default mentality should be a hitchhiker may be in the sphere of being an inmate...past present future.

3points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

Winnie: "There's that nice young man we met. Did you give him our address?" Hamton: "No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's." Plucky: "WHAT?!??!"

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

I'm at a loss for words. What jail or prison has security that is so sloppy that this sign is necessary in the first place. I'd lie to people about my job if I worked there.

1point

#44

Mistakes Were Made

Final score:

274points

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JoyfulZebra 3 years ago

Oh no...

60points

Crowsgoin*brrr* 3 years ago

Oh yes...

9points

Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago

The face lol

7points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

You know, if they didn't read the label before, they won't read the sign now...

6points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

They should keep this at the register, not by the food

5points

Pam Akers 3 years ago

W**g Zhuang - you nailed it. (how obvious, right?!)

0points

Tinaaa 3 years ago

Mmm delicious

4points

Id row 3 years ago

"Y'all expect me to read? Just gimme a vat of ranch already."

3points

Lyz 3 years ago

Hey! Natural selection stop interfering with nature.

2points

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

I love the expression.

2points

StarWars Freak19 3 years ago

That face is the best part :|

1point

David Brown 3 years ago

I'll bet that first bite was a shock to the system.

1point

#45

What Happened Here

Final score:

269points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

Also due to decreased effectiveness. Moisture conducts germs, LOL.

78points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Frost the Icewing 2 years ago

unless it is treated

1point

Cactus 1549 3 years ago

And it would just be really uncomfortable when you got out.

0points

michelle parker 3 years ago

Wow people are really doing that?!!! That's just sad-

7points

ラジエルテンペランス 3 years ago

I want to see heat stroke warnings with masks for summer as well.

5points

backatya 3 years ago

it's sort of like water boarding

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago

backatya - you nailed it. Also, like your user name.

0points

Lyz 3 years ago

I'm...no. just what? Snot? Just ALL THE OTHER BODY FLUIDS! F**k it if your part fish and can breath underwater thus needing to be cautious about not spreading germs this way what the f**k do us mere humans know? You do you.

1point

MikeMaxis 3 years ago

Covid is over the water too. 🤣

0points

Janelle Gilbert 3 years ago

*facepalm*

0points

James Pasquini 3 years ago

There goes my snorkel and goggles.

0points

Roberto Durante 3 years ago

just a vaxxed side effect

0points

Richard Baker 3 years ago

Due to Fauci Hysteria.

0points

#46

Important Hand Washing Rules To Follow

Final score:

264points

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Eh, we all know Coke will kill anything.

103points

Cheesenacho 3 years ago

I bet someone used the “water” button to wash their hands.

9points

Beth 3 years ago

Umm, whoever does that is gross

4points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Eewwwwww

4points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

Wh- ….. ?

3points

Lyz 3 years ago

What...was on your hands that...this improves?

1point

RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

Ewww

1point

Şirəli Həsənov 3 years ago

Eww

0points

Jaybird3939 3 years ago

Actually, I've done this. There used to be a water only choice, and I've rinsed my hands off really fast under it.

0points

Janelle Gilbert 3 years ago

What the actual...?

0points

#47

There Has To Be A Story Behind This

Final score:

249points

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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago

99 cents seems kinda cheap. Is there only one in there?

62points

loranthippus 3 years ago

They should be free and plentiful.

39points

laura lee 3 years ago

I think 3

4points

David Timmons 3 years ago

There's 3😣

3points

Mary Jaye 3 years ago

YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR...

1point

Brandi Delph 3 years ago

Looks like it might be at a liquidators or similar type of discount store

1point

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 3 years ago

For one-night stands?

1point

James Tartaglione 3 years ago

they're used

1point

Baali Venomax 3 years ago

probably

0points

Raptor 3 years ago

Where I work we sell packs of 12 for £1. It's actually quite normal pricing.

0points

Katrina Wysocki 3 years ago

So someone over ordered, and someone else was gross……got it.

5points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 3 years ago

So... Testing without opening is ok?

3points

Nerdpanda 3 years ago

Meowvahh was born BC the cheap ones broke

3points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

I think the word "Asked" is better replaced with "Forced"

1point

GSMountainWolf 3 years ago

What’s a condom

1point

Al Padilla 3 years ago

There's a (maybe apocryphal) story that early in the cold war, the Soviet Union ordered a bunch of condoms from an American manufacturer. They shipped XXL size, but marked "Small"

0points

MikeMaxis 3 years ago

Return it if she ends up pregnant.

0points

backatya 3 years ago

hmm which one fits my size? Don't try the .99 cent one or she'll be definitely prego

0points

James Pasquini 3 years ago

What kind of establishment won't let someone test their product?

0points

#48

If We’re Doing Small-Town Bar Bathroom Signs, Here’s One I Saw Recently

Final score:

246points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Oh dear, $hit just got real!

92points

Remi 3 years ago

And on the drapes

4points

Frying Pan 3 years ago

The smiley face makes it so much better

11points

Littlemiss Premium 3 years ago

I don't hold out a lot of hope for mankind as it is, but hell I'm starting to wonder altogether

8points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

Better be sure that toilet paper is STOCKED.UP.

6points

Chich 3 years ago

Geez, I wonder what the blanked word is? Guess I'll never know.

2points

Kristy Nelson 3 years ago

Eww... again.

2points

Callie Dryer 3 years ago

What heathen wiped their a*s on the curtain 🙍‍♀️🤣🤨🤢

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

As a courtesy to other patrons please do not s**t on the outside of the torlet or inside the urinis. Thank you, Management staff.

1point

Şirəli Həsənov 3 years ago

Curtain on a bathroom 😂 genius 🤣

0points

backatya 3 years ago

the cleaning bill must be horrendous

0points

#49

There's A Story Behind Every Sign

Final score:

240points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Hey they made it in large print so us low vision peeps can read it!

67points

PotatoGremlin🥔 3 years ago

Yeah

0points

Ogre Juan Canolli 3 years ago

"The Wall Jumped Out Right In Front Of Me....Honest !"

4points

Mark Wilson 3 years ago

Hey, I've been to Wall, N.J. and the sign is right

2points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

Angela Childs will never see the sign because it’s over her head and she never looks up.

1point

Pam Akers 3 years ago

That'll work.

0points

Panda Showcase 3 years ago

what's so wrong with the wall

0points

April Pickett 3 years ago

Someone has been on their phone too much.

0points

Andy Frobig 3 years ago

It's not good with kids or other walls it doesn't know

0points

Zack Podany 3 years ago

I immediately understand this sign.

0points

Sami 3 years ago

Definitely something I'd run into.

0points

#50

What Happened Here

Final score:

227points

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Lisa H 3 years ago

Red flag, run away!

171points

Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

My daughter just had an experience when she went for a job at a little hotel in Brighton... Red flag 1: Hiring loads of people for immediate start. Red flag 2: Performance related pay...it was a housekeepers role. Red flag 3: 'Don't ever call in sick' was said during her interview. Red flag 4: 'I'll try to pay you on time...'

30points

Daniel C. 3 years ago

Could be a brand new location that has yet to open.

17points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

*Hires themselves*

11points

Alaina Jones 3 years ago

Sorry, you can't work here. You are number 17

8points

Blackheart 3 years ago

And ask them why they are leaving?

8points

El Dee 3 years ago

Looks like (at least) a full shift walked out, if not the entire shop staff..

6points

jon gilbertson 3 years ago

post covid rehire?

6points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

What manager? One who would be giving an application to their replacement? Managers can read, you know. Well, some of them can anyway.

3points

Joseph rick 3 years ago

None of these here in Southern Italy except for the two or three in main cities that have them for the tourists. WE all collectively boycotted the one or two who did manage to open including the macdonald and they soon closed.

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

The burger king and subway in my town are still suffering from a labor shortage. They close and open at random times during the day. Yesterday bk didn't open until 2pm and then closed again at 6:30 for the rest of the day. I haven't eaten at subway in a couple months because I can't seem to get there when they have a crew to run it.

1point

#51

Got It... I Think?

Final score:

106points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

Red splotches are a nice touch. I think...

80points

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 3 years ago

That’s what I thought to.

2points

ErrorGamer2000 3 years ago

Is that blood on the sign?

7points

Blackheart 3 years ago

Feel like this needs the same tune as "There Was an Old Woman Who Swallowed a Fly."

6points

Bear 3 years ago

So many commas needed!!!

5points

Sandy D 3 years ago

I was gonna say that some punctuation would be helpful

0points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

Instead, please feed the tourists to the alligators. It's also bad for tourism, but it's really funny.

2points

Sporsbo 3 years ago

"How can we make this as simple as possible"

1point

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

Unfortunately we just had a homeless man get killed by an alligator. Signs posted everywhere, and even warned by the police not to go into the water. He ignored them. Jus t outside of Tampa.

0points

#52

What Made Them Have To Put This Sign Up?

Final score:

94points

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RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

Pokemon GO did this, I bet.

139points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

Yep. When it started many churches were pokestops. A lot of churches have attached cemeteries so there was a problem with Pokemon literally appearing on graves. Churches now can control whether they show up in the game and can designate stop locations (ie by the statue of the 10 commandments. 100 yards

13points

Miranda Small 3 years ago

Pokémon Go actually caused an "emergency city by-law" meeting because some people were leaving trash everywhere, interrupting burial services in the cemeteries, going on private property and into people's backyards, and just causing problems. The by-law was basically just the "no trespassing" by-law, with steaper fines, so the police had a way to respond

6points

Bonesko 3 years ago

'C'mon folks. We'll have to find someplace else to play badminton today'

3points

Theo Blackwood 3 years ago

I was thinking “this can’t be true” then I remember my FIL’s grave is right next to a gym in Pokémon GO.

0points

Archer Harris 3 years ago

Gotta catchem all.

0points

#53

Behind Every Sign Is A Story. Wicklow Town

Final score:

86points

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Alaina Jones 3 years ago

Wonder who learned that lesson the hard way

28points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

Jim

3points

Joseph rick 3 years ago

The regulations worldwide are usually based on placing an approximate of a small child alongside the railing/barrier/guardrail and seeing wether they fall through it for compliance. The real reason for this is not because the local authority has heartfelt human concerns for the safety or certain death of your wandering infant but that in nearly all instances they the Authority are legally LIABLE for any ensuing accidents no matter how long ago it was before compliance eroded.

0points

#54

Penguins Steal The Ice Cream

Final score:

84points

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RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

What if the penguin promises to wear clothes and not drink, smoke or swear?

49points

Bonesko 3 years ago

Yeah, like you can trust a penguin. Have you ever seen batman?

6points

Alaina Jones 3 years ago

Well alright then...

5points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago

Impossible!

2points

Seabeast 3 years ago

This is because of that one day that a drunk, smoking, naked, swearing penguin walked in and cursed out the staff.

11points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

It's Southern US speak for no low hanging baggy pants. If you wear your pant waist low, you cannot move your upper legs and you look like a penguin. This is hated enough that it's a crime in many towns and a kid was actually shot and killed in a nearby Louisiana town for violating it. Google Shreveport baggy pants for a real sad story.

7points

Kayjunmoon 3 years ago

We always called them poopy pants because it looks like they pooped their pants.

1point

Blackheart 3 years ago

1-4 led to number 5. It is a progression.

4points

Lizzy Crit 3 years ago

The monkey telling a joke about the penguin comes to mind

2points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

Please no penguins, anything but penguins

1point

katrina hunt Premium 3 years ago

…I’ll bet the Danish know something about this

1point

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

It sounds like a wild party took place here

1point

TheDivineMsM 3 years ago

Wondered about the nudity until I saw it was New Orleans. Ahh, makes sense.

0points

That'sEndorable 3 years ago

This seems very specifically aimed at Danny DeVito...

0points

#55

How Many Times Did This Happen Before A Sign Was Needed?

Final score:

83points

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Alaina Jones 3 years ago

Upvote for the title!

16points

Troy Parr 3 years ago

Sometimes, just sometimes maybe. Nothing has actually happened but someone has had the foresight to consider what could possibly happen and just put up a warning sign. Just in case.

2points

Juan Ghote 3 years ago

I'd be willing to bet it happened ONCE, got sued, had to put up the sign to prevent repeats.

2points

My O My 3 years ago

I can see my kids climbing in there as soon as I am not watching

1point

jjdubs W 3 years ago

We've got 2 (or more) kids. What are we SUPPOSED to do?

1point

Lisa H 3 years ago

They have these at a mall near where I live. Malls seem to magnets for stupid people and a$$holes.

1point

Erin Eubanks 3 years ago

Sometimes the signs are preemptive... because they know how stupid people are.

0points

Lothar Ohr 3 years ago

Reminds me of that Louis Ck joke about what if murder were legal

0points

Mia 3 years ago

1 stroller and 3 kids.....it works!

0points

#56

I Wonder How Many Times It’s Happened, To Lead To This

Final score:

81points

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Fluffy! No!

27points

K- THULU 3 years ago

Cause a cat with a gun is just asking for trouble....

9points

kitty_cnady 3 years ago

pew pew pew

7points

Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago

Schrodinger's gun safe

6points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

I had to read this 4 times. It looked like it was saying their check gun was safe for cats. OMG.

6points

Levi Mittman 3 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CATS HAVE BETTER BEEN OK

2points

PauWow 3 years ago

Cat's murdering plan have yet to succeed

2points

Claudia Dugral 3 years ago

I don't get it!?

2points

Bored Birgit 3 years ago

I assume the cat was accidentally locked up in the safe.

4points

Paul Jordan 3 years ago

Go ahead, open the safe. I dare you….

1point

El Dee 3 years ago

Gangsta Cat..

1point

Bear 3 years ago

I had to read that 3 times before I understood what it meant lol

1point

#57

Sign In The Bathroom At Girlfriend's Job. Every Sign Has A Story

Final score:

80points

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

The pentameter of this poem needs work.

41points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

Yeah. Dr Seuss your plumber clearly ain't.

8points

Eb 3 years ago

Meter, anyway.

4points

laura lee 3 years ago

Not iambic enough?

3points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Impressive, in rhyme. Still gross, though.

7points

Kel_how 3 years ago

This is what happens when you eat those green eggs and ham

6points

Amy Keith 3 years ago

If you sprinkle When you tinkle Be a sweetie And wipe the seatie

4points

Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago

I used to clean an office building. They would deliberately poop on the flush handle...and everywhere else. And the men's stalls were covered in cum.

2points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

That is so gross. I used to work at a donut chain and always assigned to clean the washrooms. The men's was always the worst. S**t on the toilet seat, p**s all over the floor and God knows where else. Not even Vox got out all the rancid smell. The women's washroom was the easiest to clean. But I've seen horrors just yesterday at another location I visited. Horrors, I tell you.

4points

OhForSmegSake 3 years ago

Dr Seuss would be proud

2points

Tequila Mockingbird 3 years ago

Amber Heard disagrees with this ideology

1point

SeaLouse_Comics 3 years ago

Germophobes are to blame. They're scared to sit on the toilet seat, so they'll just s**t all over it instead.

0points

BonnyDK 3 years ago

We actually had problems with this at our Elementary school where I taught. We had international kids moving in all the time. Some did not know how to turn on a light or what a potty was for. They pooped on the floor or against the wall...yeah it slid down. A janitor finally caught who it was and we had some extra life skills lessons to teach.

0points

#58

Please Don’t

Final score:

80points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

What ever you are thinking...don't.

36points

Timmy Pillinger 3 years ago

Welcome to Scarfolk.

2points

Tracy Wallick 3 years ago

But I wanna :(

1point

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Just don't...

1point

Patty patty Patrick! 3 years ago

What do ya meaaaaan???

0points

Herkfixer 3 years ago

Anyone else see the playboy bunny cactus on the left?

6points

Bonesko 3 years ago

Don't what?! Now I have to do many horrible things by that tree to find out!

4points

Chuck Spidell 3 years ago

💩 on the the rosemary

3points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Don't what?

2points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

Don’t do it

6points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

I heartily concur.

2points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

You're not the boss of me.

1point

James Pasquini 3 years ago

I was going to leave, but now I guess I can't.

0points

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 3 years ago

Even trees are practicing social distancing. "No hugs, please."

0points

Natalie Mijares 3 years ago

My guess is that it is rosemary, and they do not want dog pee on it.

0points

#59

At A Museum Right Now. Wtf Prompted This Sign To Be Put Up?

Final score:

77points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

This is dark but true. I had a relative who passed and had to have a closed casket funeral due to the nature of his death. The funeral home turned the casket reversed, with the hinges to the outside so people would not try to open it during visitation. THAT'S why the sign. It has happened before, many times.

47points

Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago

But that shouldn’t be the case at a museum, you wouldn’t expect to find bodies in the caskets there

14points

Alloydog 3 years ago

Not sure it is for a funeral. I mean, I would be even more disturbed with the writing on a loved one's casket: Spray 1st coat sealer Apply filler ?lush fill & wipe ??uff sand Spray washcoat Spray ? coats stain Putty & sand

6points

El Dee 3 years ago

Sorry for your loss, and the circumstances. But thank you for the information..

4points

Sawdust 3 years ago

It looks to be a sample display casket with different wood finishes for people to inspect.

10points

Erin Eubanks 3 years ago

This looks like a sample coffin

3points

Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

This is suspicious..

2points

Emmydearest 3 years ago

Who in the world would think and DARE to open a closed casket?!

1point

Riley Warrick 3 years ago (edited)

If that's a casket, is there a... body?

1point

TheDivineMsM 3 years ago

This casket is showing different varnishes though.... I'm certain it's just a display. A body would not be in a museum to rot.

0points

Joseph rick 3 years ago

Hence the term "Talk about - lifting the lid of a coffin" when talking about the Rolling Stones and other pensioner pop groups appearing on stages at concerts worldwide.

0points

Todoroki Simp 3 years ago

Ima open it

0points

MontanaMariner 3 years ago

That's a sample casket, it shows the various steps of finishing it goes through. Probably don't want people touching and opening it with their sticky, greasy fingers.

0points

#60

Every Sign Has A Story

Final score:

74points

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jjdubs W 3 years ago

To be fair, it's the perfect color for ketchup!

62points

Ian Taggart 3 years ago

I've got to stop looking at these in bedtime mode.

1point

Izzy Curer 3 years ago

Maybe don't put a red dispenser on the counter of your restaurant

0points

TheRealBadboy7 3 years ago

WHO'S GONNA STOP ME FROM PUTTING IT ON MY CHEESEBURGER?!

0points

Lillian Swaim 3 years ago

dude, why do we NOT have food activated ketchup dispensers?

0points

Mia 3 years ago

Ewwwww

0points

#61

Americans Will Measure With Anything But Metric

Final score:

74points

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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago

At least it's not the one that can flush 50 chicken nuggets in one flush.

29points

Sporsbo 3 years ago

Yet an eighth of a taco bell burrito

1point

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

How many kilometers are 7 billiard balls, anyway?

9points

Daniel Yamada 3 years ago

The balls in the photo are not billiard balls, they are pool balls.

3points

oktopus 3 years ago

Do billiard balls form an important part of the typical American diet? Or is there some kind of situation (maybe like something out of a Stephen King novel) which requires the regular disposal of large quanties thereof?

3points

Boudewijn van der Mik 3 years ago

Sounds like a painful experience.

3points

Frying Pan 3 years ago

I honestly wish we could just use metric, it's so much easier

3points

Lisa H 3 years ago

Yep, we sure will. BTW, do other countries measure a horse's height with hands or are we really that stubborn about metric?

2points

CatAlien 3 years ago

Hehehe

0points

Wondering Alice 3 years ago

Why do you need the billiard ball disposal? Is it kept next to a toilet or in a game room? Are there mutant sewer creatures that need to play billiards? So many questions....

1point

Daniel Yamada 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Blackheart 3 years ago

Damn right!

1point

#62

Elevator In Sweden. For This Sign To Exist, It Must Have Happened To Some Poor Bastard

Final score:

74points

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Henry Hagens 3 years ago

That looks like a very painful way to die

52points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

*CRRRACK* *SNAP*

2points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Oh that's a PATERNOSTER (sp?). It's a kind of CD cross between an elevator and escalator. Like a chain of elevator cars that don't ever stop. They are quite rare and fascinating.

8points

ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 3 years ago

Never heard that before. Do they call it that because that's what you should say before getting on?

2points

Emmydearest 3 years ago

I don't understand how that's possible. The doors wouldn't close if there was an object in their moving range or at least they would push it away... Unless it's a door-less elevator, which is incredibly dangerous in itself...

4points

Toste Lundberg 3 years ago

The sign specifically mentions elevators that lacks inner doors or motion sensor.

8points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago

Seems like bad design too

2points

Lene 3 years ago

Ooohhh.... is this one of those elevators that just go up and down without stopping? They have that in the Danish parliament and whenever I see them on TV I totally wanna try! Perhaps I should find out if it's at all possible. Haha!

0points

TheRealBadboy7 3 years ago

Kill count: 1

0points

Sue From Michigan 3 years ago

Oh my god.

0points

MontanaMariner 3 years ago

Yep, that's why warning labels exist. "Don't stop blade by hand" on a chainsaw? Because someone did and sued.

0points

Thomas Beard 3 years ago

Saw this while in Sweden and wondered the same thing

0points

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

I have heard of a woman who died this way. Uk about 8-10 years ago.

0points

#63

There's A Story Behind Every Sign

Final score:

74points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

I sense a TikTok coming up.

31points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

“OMg DriNkiNg ToiLeT wAteR ChallEngE”

7points

jjdubs W 3 years ago

Like that's the only reason? 🤮

8points

Bedlamite 3 years ago

Gag

3points

Wondering Alice 3 years ago

Had a similar sign in high school. It was meant to mean from the sinks in the toilets. It too was unfortunately worded so a few misunderstood. Simple solution to put 'not for drinking' sign over the sinks.

1point

#64

Behind Every Sign, There Is A Story (Found At Work Today)

Final score:

74points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

Tired of naked people strolling through?

33points

Al Christensen 3 years ago

WET naked people. Water and electronics don't mix.

6points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

This one is extra funny to me because my office at work is a converted changeroom. Until recently you could clearly see the word "WOMEN" on one wall. The office across from mine, of course, had "MEN".

6points

Ian Taggart 3 years ago (edited)

Well, with the "no longer" part, I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen.

1point

#65

You Know This Sign Was Only Put Up After Someone Grabbed A Fistful Of Potato Salad. Seen In Waldwick, NJ

Final score:

73points

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PalmKitty 3 years ago

*Minecraft villager noises*

16points

stardust 3 years ago

*curtly* Hmm

0points

Tequila Mockingbird 3 years ago

Fistful of potato salad….wasn’t that a western movie?

3points

Lothar Ohr 3 years ago

I would watch that movie if rebooted with Clint Eastwood😋

1point

Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago

I have an issue with this for most dry foods that need tongs. Do I pick up the food with my hands and maybe touch the one next to it or do I grab the tongs that everyone else has been touching?

2points

Bored Retsuko 3 years ago

Use tongs; wash hands our use sanitizer afterwards.

1point

SeaLouse_Comics 3 years ago

People are pigs at salad bars, loading up as much as humanly possible, spilling food all over everything etc. We used to have one at the restaurant I work at, and I've had to replace food many times when some idiot would grab a spoonful of potato salad, take a bite, and then put the spoon back. Disgusting.

0points

#66

This Ride Only Stops In An Emergency

Final score:

73points

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Stardust she/her 3 years ago

*a ghost posseses every child making half of them die while the others cry* “Crying ain’t an emergency so the ride won’t stop. Suck it up buttercup”

22points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

But crying might be a SIGN of an emergency, soooo...

5points

Panda Showcase 3 years ago

are you okay goofy

0points

Return of Saturn 3 years ago

Be honest, who else read this in Goofy´s voice 🤣

0points

#67

This Sign At A Car Wash

Final score:

71points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

So where exactly am I supposed to get my space rocket washed?

12points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

You can visit my spaceship cleaner. It is located on Jupiter’s moon Europa. You have to bring your own soap though

15points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Proof aliens have visited earth.

3points

Terran 3 years ago

But... my submarine is dusty :(

2points

Todoroki Simp 3 years ago

No humans? *my brain thinking if how I could drive the car*

2points

ojjunior 3 years ago

Wait a minute! How am I supposed to wash my nuclear submarine then?

1point

Barbara Kayton 3 years ago

Welp, how am I going to wash my flying saucer now?

1point

#68

If Only There Would Have Been That Sign

Final score:

70points

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Riley Warrick 3 years ago

But parenting is all about sacrifice!

43points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

Yea- wait what?

5points

laura lee 3 years ago

It's what God would've wanted.

3points

PalmKitty 3 years ago

HMMM

3points

Terran 3 years ago

All hail our mighty Gator God! May you feast upon our sacrifices and grant us unlimited chewing strength!

1point

JeNeRegretteRien 3 years ago

My first thought was, "that plant needs water."

4points

K- THULU 3 years ago

At first glance, I thought the last sign seemed to show that oral sex was ok in front of the alligator!

3points

Charles 222 3 years ago

Yeah , with a child diagram? You must be lacking

1point

#69

This Is A Real Sign In Washington State

Final score:

68points

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aime1030 3 years ago

P**s jug season! (Trailer Park Boys)

18points

Abner_Mality 3 years ago

It's the way of the road Ricky...

0points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

Long haul truckers on tight deadlines...

3points

Mistiekim 3 years ago

Campers too

0points

the_anonyMrs_Mir 3 years ago

This reminds me of another bored panda thread where one picture was a gaming chair for sale and had a MILLION full jugs of pee all around it. Gross!

2points

Scotira 3 years ago

🤮 And here I had almost forgotten that, thanks 🤮🤮🤦‍♀️

1point

SeaLouse_Comics 3 years ago

Saw a lot of urine bottles during the closed bathroom bs part of the pandemic. Had some show up in one of my flower beds. I'd rather some guy just urinate in the plants than to leave behind a sealed and disgusting "trucker bomb".

1point

Al Christensen 3 years ago

I guess this sign is directed at Amazon delivery drivers.

1point

Kelli Pike 3 years ago

Truckers.

0points

Lillian Swaim 3 years ago

truckers

0points

Ben Moss 3 years ago

Damn things just keep getting shittier for Amazon drivers

0points

#70

Do We Really Need A Sign For This

Final score:

67points

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Dawn Marie Premium 3 years ago

This is just sad that this is even an issue.

102points

Paul Jordan 3 years ago

Yeah Bob Barker was really on to something. If you can’t handle extra fur babies, spay or neuter please!

7points

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

Thankfully, there's no sign prohibiting dumping people who dump cats

17points

Lisa H 3 years ago

That's a pretty light punishment.

13points

PalmKitty 3 years ago

Now, tell me, where are these people you say would do this ?🔪.

11points

K- THULU 3 years ago

Unfortunately too fkn many, had a family friend who lived next to a tennis court and too many times cars would slow down and throw bags over the fence.... People are fkd!

11points

JeNeRegretteRien 3 years ago

I work at a veterinary clinic and we would have people dump dogs in our fenced-in backyard, so we started locking it. People just dropped the dogs over the fence. Dropped a litter of puppies over a 6-ft fence

9points

Mia 3 years ago

That breaks my heart

7points

Sandy D 3 years ago

People suck

5points

Xenon 3 years ago

We will keep the cat and dump you. With cement shoes!

2points

John Topper 3 years ago

People didn't need that sign, but the cats did.

1point

TheRealBadboy7 3 years ago

Nice. 90 days in jail and $750. Good

0points

#71

Sign Posted At Staples Office Supply Store

Final score:

67points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

Jeez! Those are some sharp teeth!

24points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

so therefore they're probably the only one who should be eating paper.

3points

Trigga 3 years ago

Who does that

3points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

Hungry people with no food at hand. We did this in school.

3points

ErrorGamer2000 3 years ago

Some of my elementary school friends...

3points

AngryRobotsInc 3 years ago

People with pica.

2points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

I accidently did once and found it tasty. Maybe those kinds of people who eat anything will do it

1point

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

Someone with very sharp teeth, apparently

0points

Bill cipher 3 years ago

b-but yummy paper.....

2points

Bonesko 3 years ago

But I'm hungry don't be greedy

2points

James Pasquini 3 years ago

How do I get my fiber then?

0points

Kelli Pike 3 years ago

Pica alert!

0points

Tahir Aman 3 years ago

But it’s tasty

0points

YourWorstNightmare 3 years ago

Aw man! I always go to staples to buy my snacks

0points

Abby Harrison 3 years ago

taking LSD is the only time, eatting paper is ok

0points

#72

I Really Want To Know The Story Behind This Sign

Final score:

65points

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Blackheart 3 years ago

I mean, they do sound kind of like gun shots when they burst.

24points

MontanaMariner 3 years ago

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Bonesko 3 years ago

This is just another example of the persecution that balloons have had to endure

5points

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Place called Oh Boy, everybody’s tryna film their gender reveal video there. [eyeroll]

5points

CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 3 years ago

OH BOY!

4points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

I was hoping I could go inside w/ a balloon (that might , might not have glitter and confetti inside it) this weeekend. :(

3points

John Topper 3 years ago

It hurts to speak about. So many dead ... So many ...

1point

Emily M 3 years ago

Latex allergy?

1point

FreddyFazbear 2 years ago

they are trying to keep Balloon Boy away

0points

My O My 3 years ago

What is behind this door?

0points

That'sEndorable 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#73

The Fact That They Need This Sign

Final score:

63points

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jon gilbertson 3 years ago

but...but... the swirling water gets the toe jam out!

24points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

Why waste the toe jam when you can make PBJ with it?

8points

Jos Tiguidou 3 years ago (edited)

There is a reason for this: Muslims. For most folks, they aren't really aware that Muslims tend to need to wash their feet/arms/hands as a method of purification. And yes, they use the toilet to do this, and no, I do not say this with any irony.

4points

Eb 3 years ago

Specifically, before praying, so if you're at work and pray several times a day you may have to wash your feet in a shared bathroom. Happened at my work a while back and it took us a while to figure out why the floor was always wet yet no basilisk had appeared.

6points

Erin Eubanks 3 years ago

Could be at a mosque where they wash before prayers

2points

MontanaMariner 3 years ago

Learn about other cultures, feet washing is common.

2points

Wondering Alice 3 years ago

Why did anyone down vote those pointing out some cultures need to wash feet? I worked in a UK school once with quite a few Muslim women. During one festival, they had to wash feet during the work day. So they were left with the unpleasant choice of using a toilet or very very dangerous job of trying to use hand sink.

1point

Daniel Yamada 3 years ago

They must have gotten a visit from Steve Jobs.

1point

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

O_o

1point

Isabel Care 3 years ago

Use the bidet like everyone else

0points

Foxes forever! 3 years ago

What about my hands?

0points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

...that's what the bidet is for.

0points

#74

They Actually Had To Post A Sign

Final score:

61points

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indiecognition 3 years ago

But sweaty underwear money is still legal tender here

20points

Strawberry Pizza 3 years ago

Boob. The word is boob. Boob is not a dirty word

6points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

Damn, this is the third sign like this on this list

2points

K- THULU 3 years ago

You don't want to know where I keep my credit card.....

0points

#75

Just In Case You Still Had Any Faith Left In Humanity

Final score:

60points

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Erin Riegle 3 years ago

I used to work at Menards. There was indeed spray paint sprayed on the white shelves in that isle by people testing the cans. :/

26points

CorgiGirl 3 years ago

Why oh why on these posts , is it spelled isle instead of aisle. Isle = island

1point

Lisa H 3 years ago

This makes me think of the floor at our local Walmart. I hate so many people.

6points

Chanell 3 years ago

I just bought a can of spray paint at my local craft store, took it home and went to start my project the next night and discovered that there was no nozzle. I drove all the way back to the store thinking I’d have to plead my case for a refund only to learn that they purposely remove the nozzles so that people can’t test spray. The woman who sold my can just forgot to replace it. Huge inconvenience for the customer, but at least their aisles are clean…?

3points

Mistiekim 3 years ago

Well, maybe they can put up some kind of cheap board for testing the color? People seem to lose reading comprehension skills in cases like these. It might be a brain anomaly that should be studied by scientists.

3points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

Aww man, there goes my other weekend plans.

2points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)

Lowes puts a big roll of brown paper in the spray paint aisle for people to test paints on. More affective than a sign. If people are going to do it, give them a way to do it where it doesn't cause any harm. Should be the motto of any rule

0points

RandomHumanBean 3 years ago

in home depot, theres always an isle that has spray paint on the walls, shelves, floor and other surfaces.

0points

D Maisenh 3 years ago

People do that everywhere. Even though if you spray paint, you won't see the final color till it dries.

0points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

Great. Now I got that menard's ad jingle in my head. I haven't heard it in over a decade.

0points

Mistiekim 3 years ago

Save big money at Menard’s

0points

#76

How Does It Get This Bad?

Final score:

59points

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RaroaRaroa 3 years ago

Who are these disgusting people?

37points

Meredith Boardman 3 years ago

They. Are. Everywhere. Rude too.

3points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

When you come to my country you will be surprised

1point

Jennifer Johnson 3 years ago

i knew a guy in HS. he considered himself a cowboy. we were at a hotel pool party and went to walk through the halls to a vending area. he chewed tobacco and would spit in the corners of the halls or just on the floor close to the walls. so gross!

0points

Bonesko 3 years ago

Last week at work I I slipped n a pile of fresh feces in the dining room of the restaurant I work at while carrying several plates. Little background first. ~My boss always brings her young kids into the restaurant. They are VERY disruptive. They run around, climb, pour drinks on the floor, spontaneously sit at customers tables. They're wretched obstructive brats. Just to be clear, I know it's not their fault, it's the parents, who are disgusting people, rotten to the core. I walk out, slip on 💩, but before I knew that I wiped what I thought was pulled pork, and whatta know! S**T. One of the owners came out and started laughing. I said "Oh don't worry I'm fine'🤬 'But why is their s**t there?!' Her response... 'He does that sometimes. He just wants attention, we just ignore it.' and strolled off. WTF!! You absolutely can not punish him, but that issue needs to be addressed by a mental health professional. So, I had to leave obviously, but I lost money cuz of it. It's 30 min each way

6points

My O My 3 years ago

That is absolutely horrible!

0points

El Dee 3 years ago

This used to be a common sign on buses and in pubs when I was younger. It was a hangover from the days of chewing tobacco..

5points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

"So he stood up and spat on the ceiling."

0points

#77

Every Warning Label Tells A Story

Final score:

59points

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Beth 3 years ago

Wow, when i was like 5 i thought the toilets display were actually toilets and that we could use it.

18points

Sam Juan 3 years ago

Additional information required immediately.

3points

That'sEndorable 3 years ago

THIS! Where I worked, this was not a one-off, terrible story. I cannot tell you how many women took their kids to the toilet section to poop! Unfortunately, the only good an English sign would do, I think, is obstruct the poop.

3points

Dubs_1117 3 years ago

I was recently at ikea and the display toilets were nailed shut. It was right by the kids section, too 😬

1point

weirdcatgurl 3 years ago

they should just put cling wrap over it

0points

#78

Each One Of These Signs Has A Story

Final score:

57points

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Just imagine what the signs in the staff area in the back look like!

29points

Stardust she/her 3 years ago

“Don’t have a mental breakdown here because we don’t pay you well enough”?

6points

Bonesko 3 years ago

It's just a few pictures of customers hanging on the wall that the staff uses as a dartboard

2points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

"Don't cry in the kitchen area or the washrooms. We don't have flood insurance." "All tips will be evenly distributed to the waitstaff and kitchen staff who were on time and worked the most hours this week, regardless if the customer insisted you keep it all to yourself. Don't be greedy." "No vacations allowed during weekends and holidays."

2points

James Tartaglione 3 years ago

probably just one that states "note: customers can be unfathomably stupid"

1point

El Dee 3 years ago

Their cups break a lot and they don't pay their taxes..

6points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

Tell me your business pays staff under the table, untaxed, without.. you know the rest.

6points

Mia 3 years ago

So many rules. I'd end up leaving and going somewhere else!

4points

Lillian Swaim 3 years ago

Usually (In the USA) these kind of discounts for cash only are so the owner can hide income during taxes. the more you know

1point

Bonesko 3 years ago

It's just a few pictures of customers hanging on the wall that the staff uses as a dartboard

1point

Erin Eubanks 3 years ago

I don't want to eat here

0points

#79

Apparently, People Do This Enough To Warrant A Sign. Between 2 Buildings At Work

Final score:

56points

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PalmKitty 3 years ago

Don’t sit on your icecream ppl

44points

SabbeRubbish 3 years ago

+h

4points

Patty patty Patrick! 3 years ago

No its dont squat over your ice cream.

1point

Scotira 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣😇

1point

Lissah Mackenzie 3 years ago

Amber! In the toilet!

2points

Ben Dreyer 3 years ago

Johnny needs one of these in his bedroom

2points

Dubs_1117 3 years ago

😳

2points

SeaLouse_Comics 3 years ago

I posted the exact same sticker behind the dumpster at my work once.

0points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

O_o

0points

#80

Continuing The Small Town Pub Bathroom Signs Theme

Final score:

56points

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Lisa H 3 years ago

But feel free to use if shaking your deal didn't do the trick.

18points

Kevin Garren 3 years ago

I would assume if it's to urinate in the graphic would be much much different.

1point

Greta Denmark 3 years ago

I should think it would backfire. I mean when the pee is met with a blast of hot air.

0points

#81

The Sign On The Shredding Machine Was Obviously Not Enough To Prevent People Putting Filing There

Final score:

55points

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ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ 3 years ago

Can I put my fat in there? I'm up for looking shredded . . . Oh wait . . Lol

12points

#82

I Work With A Bunch Of Savages, Apparently

Final score:

53points

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Bored Toadette 3 years ago

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE......? All these signs are common sense ffs. Gosh....

1point

#83

The Car Dealership In My Town Had To Put This Sign-Up

Final score:

50points

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Blackheart 3 years ago (edited)

This will be as effective as a DO NOT TOUCH sign in a public school.

29points

Ogre Juan Canolli 3 years ago

" Wet Paint "

1point

Lazy Panda 3 years ago

This is my neighborhood FB group’s new motto.

1point

Foxes forever! 3 years ago

Ok I will now steal your Hondas, madam.

0points

Erin Eubanks 3 years ago

Wow! Houston sure does look cold.

0points

SeaLouse_Comics 3 years ago

Steal my catalytic converter, get kicked in the face.

0points

Paul Marks 3 years ago

It's a big problem.

0points

#84

Every Warning Sign Has A Story

Final score:

49points

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Barbara Kayton 3 years ago

It sounds like dangerous workmanship is the story...

15points

Riley Warrick 3 years ago

What happens if I do?

0points

Emily M 3 years ago

The area around the hole is discolored so I'mma go with electricity

3points

#85

As Opposed To What?

Final score:

48points

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Seabeast 3 years ago

Foot washing. I once sprained my ankle slipping in a huge puddle in a workplace washroom. I couldn't figure out how it got there, but someone explained that some new coworkers were washing their feet in the sink for whatever reason.

20points

El Dee 3 years ago

You have to wash your feet before prayers. If it's in a country with a large Muslim population they will have a sink at an appropriate level. But in my country most don't so they have to balance precariously while using the normal sinks..

8points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I've seen people wash their underwear in the local bathrooms here. A lot of homeless in area so a lot of signs like this

3points

LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago

I saw a girl giving her gnarly, gunky hair a random cut in a washroom over the sink while I was waiting to wash my hands. I didn't know what to do. Didn't want to leave without washing but didn't want to wash my hands in a sink full of hair trimmings. *gag...puke*

3points

JinxBox 3 years ago

Washing feet is part of preparing to pray, for some, and that's why we see these signs. Separate prayer room with a sink would be cool for many people and many institutions provide one.

2points

Lillian Swaim 3 years ago

homeless people often use public bathrooms for wiping down their body, I've seen this countless times

1point

I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago

Before we put code locks on the bathroom doors at my work, Homeless people would go in and take "sink showers"

0points

#86

I'm Sure There's An Interesting Story Behind This Sign That I Don't Want To Know

Final score:

46points

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BonnyDK 3 years ago

Other counties do not have potties and poop and pee in a drain in the floor. Just fyi

3points

Scotira 3 years ago

Oh I had that (miss)fortune in France once. Took me a while to figure out that, it was indeed the "toilet". 🙈🤣

1point

OhForSmegSake 3 years ago

Waffle stomp

1point

James Pasquini 3 years ago

But you can pee?

0points

Suzanne McHenry 3 years ago

Amber Heard?

0points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)

They had a problem with that in the shower is at the local homeless shelter. There was a girl who would come every year brought by the police cuz it was cold every year she would go in the shower take a poop and smoke her crack pipe until she got kicked back out.

0points