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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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    Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

    Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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    YourAveragePooh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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    Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

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    The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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    Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

    The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

    But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

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    YourAveragePooh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

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    YourAveragePooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bling, you will look. Star Wars convention. MmmMmmmm.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See you in Panem where I will be donning these to enjoy the games...

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the odds be ever in your favor (but not in this hat).

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    Geoff Rogers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat for the 'dark' Flying Nun

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha...I was going to say that everyone here is too young, it's a Flying Nun Hat!! Beat me tho ;)

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disappointed that no one is “modelling” the hat.

    Jellybear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie I sort of want it only because it looks like Yoda's ears....

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You to can sport that ancient Chinese Courtesan look

    Lucas Gonzalez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought these hats from Disney were expensive

    anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for some reason this reminded me of Dumbo

    Marta Orlíková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I understand why there is no model under the hat.

    ALM, BLM, Y'know.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... The wings would certainly help with social distancing..

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I'll fly away...well now you can!

    Donna Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the funniest and ugliest thing I've seen in a while.

    Koterre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like some sort of manta ray perched on their head.

    Geordie Insomniac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to jump off a cliff and fly...

    IT'S THE SWEET ONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like something I would asl my mom to buy for me at Disney when I was 5

    neonn_pieee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a one of those sting ray fishes when I look at this.

    shado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just think of the amount of levity a windy day would bring to that hat ...

    Johnny Døpe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wear it to let other people know that you high as a kite

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are just rnning out of ideas are we

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to look as rediculous as they are to but it? It really is a sin to squander that money when ist is so needed in thw world health efforts.

    Grace Skerp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the thing for the naughty flying nun.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like an idiot for a ridiculous amount of money

    Chloe Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the Uk: At last - The Flying Squad has women's uniforms

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mickey’s ugly brother with the funny ears.

    Lorraine Bryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Flying Nun's" wings were bigger. Is that supposed to be a rudder coming out of the top or back? Great idea - you can set your direction so you can use your cell phone during the flight. How convenient.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually like this, but not for $1300

    Mike Mischak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Free Shipping the deciding factor in purchasing this?

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something the Flying Nun would wear

    Lauren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like Micky mouse and cousin Eddie had a baby

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me think of Sally Field in the flying nun.

    Debbie Lavender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, what, this must have been a marketing genius at work

    Real Princess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they stole the design from Reddit.

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes ugly to a whole new level, probably meant to go with the cut out jeans and the chair "bag".

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. Field, Sally Field to wardrobe, please...

    Lunaofthenest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbo ear hat at Disneyland is 40 bucks, tops.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably be cheaper to go to Disneyland for the day and buy a Mickey Mouse hat!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely taking the Mickey!

    Willowanne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a mix of dumbo and alfalfa lol

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right person can rock this look

    ...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so ugly they didn't even get any model to use it for the pic.

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravity will get you everytime, poor Mickey

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

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    Broccoli is too trendy lately

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    Pigeon Witchcraft
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought the greenhouse was full size due to the price.

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    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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    Zedrapazia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

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    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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    Esther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What made me laugh was the review lol

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    columbokateUK
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

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    xXPlague_19Xx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why in the world is the hat $60?! Wait... I found a more expensive one Screenshot...af-png.jpg Screenshot-2021-04-23-61951-AM-6082bb74a72af-png.jpg

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