It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.
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Priorities
Feelings For Boys
Sad Truth
Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian
It's Your Fault
Marriage Material
Shit My Kids Says
The Hamsters These Days
Young Ladies
Don't Need You Anymore
Never Mind
A Girl Or A Boy?
A Helping Hand
A Backstory
Quiz Me
Then what question was she expecting? "What is the title of this book?"
Shit My Kids Says
Night Cameras
He'll Die Soon
I love how these comments act like children have basic reasoning skills. Theyre children guys lol
Money, Please
Shit My Kids Says
I believe that the parents should stop allowing their kids to watch the news
kid sitting behind me: Cant wait for this plane to crash kid sitting behind kid sitting behind me: i know i have a bomb in my briefcase kid sitting behind kid sitting behind kid sitting behind me is the pilot because he is in the front seat which means we are floating in mid air infront of the plane waiting for it to crash because we are ghosts who are trapped on this earth for all eternity and we have nothing better to do than to make fun of people to help us feel better about our lonely life in this meaningless world in this meaningless solar system in this meaningless galaxy in this meaningless nebula in this meaningless globular cluster in this meaningless star cluster in this meaningless globular nebuleptic star cluster in this meaningful universe that will eventually collapse in on itself because of a black hole that will suck everything in and implode leaving nothing but darkness, forever
8-Year-Old's Wisdom
Annoying
Going To Heaven
Just Get Something For Mom
Beauty Advise
Ruining Lives
Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!
Feeling Old
Shit My Kids Says
Homework
Perfect Description
Am I the only one that thinks the term the kid used sounds like a classification of a snowstorm?
Lies, All Lies
Taste Of The Adult Life
My Tasty Mango
No Habla Español
Explaining Things
Friendship
Shit My Kids Says
Hopes And Dreams
Daddy's Job
Shit My Kids Says
I Promise Not To
Mommy Duties
Garage Sale!
Something tells me that the kid is responsible for the funeral
Sharing Love
Shit My Kids Says
No Sense At All
Bath Time
Walking Reminder
Bite Of An Old Person
Shit My Kids Says
Kids know more about technology then me. I'm a 27 year old cave woman
Shit My Kids Says
Shit My Kids Says
That's not a scent I'd be able to compare I guess I haven't sniffed enough horse
Shit My Kids Says
Accidentally on purpose he means. But the last thing he doesnt say to you
Shit My Kids Says
Shit My Kids Says
Shit My Kids Says
Shit My Kids Says
Shit My Kids Says
My ex and I used to tease each other over our ancestors denomination. Mine being Catholic and his Protestant. Our son went to prep class one day, after overhearing the playful taunts between my partner and I, and proudly told his teacher when asked what his father dose and said "my step dad is a prostitute". "Oh that's nice" she replied somewhat bemused. I quickly had to say "Protestant, he means Protestant......his step father is a Protestant" I was quite amused when his teacher chuckled and said in a low voice "same thing".
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"
My ex and I used to tease each other over our ancestors denomination. Mine being Catholic and his Protestant. Our son went to prep class one day, after overhearing the playful taunts between my partner and I, and proudly told his teacher when asked what his father dose and said "my step dad is a prostitute". "Oh that's nice" she replied somewhat bemused. I quickly had to say "Protestant, he means Protestant......his step father is a Protestant" I was quite amused when his teacher chuckled and said in a low voice "same thing".
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"
