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If there’s one clothing item that tends to naturally pile up, it’s t-shirts. Chances are, you own at least a few (or maybe a few hundred — who are we to judge?) that represent something to you. There are your favorite ones like the perfect white tee or the shirt you got at your beloved band's concert. Then there are the commemorative ones you just happen to own from when you volunteered or ran a marathon 10 years ago. And then there’s a whole other category of tees that speaks to you and speaks for you in the funniest way possible.

Allow us to introduce you to an Instagram account called 'Good Shirts', a social media project that celebrates and pokes fun at photos of t-shirts with oddly-specific slogans. The creators of this page are out on a mission to feature some of the strangest and most hilarious articles of clothing found around the world, and they don’t hold back.

From "my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government" to "your baby is worthless if it isn’t a DJ", our team at Bored Panda has scoured the page and wrapped up a hilarious compilation of pictures below for you to enjoy. So continue scrolling, hit upvote as you go, and let us know which shirts ring true to you in the comments! And if you’re interested in even more garment content, check out our earlier piece filled with weird and cursed shirts people actually wear right here.

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Minath
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say it again, louder for those in the back.

General Anaesthesia
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I respect everyone until they give me cause to lose respect for them. So attraction isn't a problem.

Jordi Sharpe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely. And not just family members. All women deserve our respect.

Me
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some days I'm supermodel hot. Other days I'm a "thumb". It's shocking how differently I'm treated by men depending on my hair, clothes and makeup.

Me
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I think many, if not most, women have noticed this behavior.

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Gina Mercer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn’t call what attractive women get respect. Far from it.

Arkasha Chetskaya🇷🇺🤙
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could just take the easy route and not respect anybody.

Akolhs Sama
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see the reason for it to be on the list of "Ridiculous shirts"

GPZ
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is truly tragic that this needs to be said and not the norm ☹️

Skylar Jaxx
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this under funny and ridiculous?????

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't go wrong wit a little dark humour

    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get much darker than what cremation provides.

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next time I’m opening up to somebody is during my autopsy.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, or dying in a house fire, falling into a volcano, or spending a weekend in Texas

    Hòa Vũ
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    2 years ago

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    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this shouldnt exist, everyones hot af!

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been saying this a lot since March 2020

    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions." I can relate to this version almost as much as the one above.

    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for my Slum Dog Millionaire moment where all this makes sense (and hopefully some money too!)

    Orillion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever said it was a *good* reason.

    Darian Starfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't use that saying regularly?

    Holly Benedict
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing happens for a reason, we live in chaos and absurdity. The challenge is giving yourself a reason to keep trudging through and make it worth it.

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    No article of clothing can tell the world who and what you really are as quickly as a t-shirt. It’s the perfect combination of functionality and expression, even though sometimes things can get "lost in translation", as the founder of 'Good Shirts' writes in the account description.

    Ever since they started this social media project in July 2019, they created the perfect outlet filled to the brim with bizarre shirt slogans solely for entertainment. "'Good Shirts' began as an Instagram account documenting the strange and fascinating shirts found in Hanoi, Vietnam," the creator revealed on their website.

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    Baseball is Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh Wisconsin!

    𝖊𝖆
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to disabrie, I travel the world and the cheddar sea, everybody’s looking for Stilton

    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've sung these lyrics every time for years now but I end on "everybody's looking for stilton". Can never remember where I first heard it. I needs this shirt cheese is life

    G M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Wisconsin, naturally

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    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch dude why are you disrespecting my lap cactus brethren

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw one that said, "I've met a lot of pricks but you're a whole cactus."

    BatPhace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of my best shirts have come from goodwill 🤣 I'd know that tag anywhere

    pyro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it, can somebody explain?

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically a ‘prick’ is someone annoying in some way, and cactuses (the plant) are covered in pricks (although it’s the noun of something pointy like spikes ) so the shirt says I’m no cactus expert but I know a ‘prick’ when I see one.

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    TahJia Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would give a shirt like this away!?

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    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏More👏Socially👏Awkward 👏Raps👏

    Cooper Schultz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s the link for anyone interested https://www.lookhuman.com/design/55742-walk-into-the-club-like-oh-no-oh-god/hoodie

    GreatKhan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't ask "How's life?"

    Mmm K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me wheezing 😂

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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    "While living in Hanoi, I became obsessed with these strange shirts that bore corrupted versions of famous company logos, misjointed platitudes or complete nonsense text vomited all over a T-shirt. I sought them out at every marketplace like a thrifter searching for a hidden gem, though the gems I desired were not typically beautiful, but strange and rife with mistakes," they added. "Still, there was an accidental beauty to the shirts I found, something profound and hilarious-without-trying."

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    Then, their project started steadily amassing fans from far and wide and today has over 269K devoted followers eagerly waiting for the next hilarious shirt slogan to grace their feeds. "Over time, as the Instagram page grew and as submissions poured in from all across the world, the theme of the account began to change to a more all-encompassing fun T-shirt enthusiasm. Today, I post shirts that, accidentally or on purpose, make me laugh." And from the looks of it, they make everyone laugh as well.

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    Izzy Hartman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the homophobics minds have just imploded lmao

    Vicki Mathison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then its twice as sexy...even as a straight woman i know female form is way sexier

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    Mark Fuller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Love it. I'll have to remember that!

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have the 'Two and a Half Men' theme playing in my head now? Manly men men men, Manly men men men, Manly men men men, Manly men men men XD

    Leonie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... sorry... I don't understand. Could someone please explain it to me?

    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem!! Since gay sex involves two males, is therefore technically "manlier" than straight sex for it only involves one male.

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    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh, oh those poor judgemental men who read that, they are most likely very confused now XD

    O.M.Miki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know about all that...

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    K F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Walmart of course....

    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voted the most personable in his class, i'm sure. 😆

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    SobyKay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so close to being a legit haiku, put some effort in man

    Ingrid Nog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss, I came here to comment it was close to a haiku, lol

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    SPARKLING WATER
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's enough to make a grown man cry

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. Makes me cringe. Not sure why.

    E Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man knows what's important! 🤣

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    Everyone knows that clothing is one of the best ways to express yourself. When it comes to t-shirts, they have served this purpose ever since they came into existence. Even in the middle ages, according to historian Maude Bass-Krueger who wrote the piece "Everything to know about the history of the T-shirt" in Vogue. The now unisex and all-purpose tee began its life as an undergarment worn by men: "Wearing a clean, laundered shirt showed off a gentleman’s wealth," the professor explained.

    The shape of the shirt people wore in the old days — large pieces sewn into a "T" shape with long shirt tails tucked between the legs — underwent serious changes in the 19th century. With the rise of new technology, it was easier to mass-produce them into a more fitting shape. Although it was recommended to wear these knit-wool pieces of clothing as undershirts, "the British Royal Navy began allowing their sailors to wear these undershirts when working on deck" at the end of the century.

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    Gina Mercer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much sugar in that alcohol.

    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I have a tank top that says this in frilly script

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    Niki A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this in a 3xl so I can draw my legs up into it and hide while in my bed.

    Alyn Mann
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little hearts are giving off passive ageessive energy, and I support

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need at least a dozen of this shirt for friends, family, & the occasional random stranger!

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    Sonny Kohler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't be creeped out if I follow you for about 3 blocks trying to read the entire thing...

    OffKeySinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the back says TLDR: Summary

    Viola Fö
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the gym once where this girl had this ridiculously long tattoo and I tried to read it. Despite me being a girl she still got really upset. Yes, clearly that was somehow my fault. I tried to finish reading while she huffed away from me. I think there was a spelling error. 😂😂

    nixoloco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to stand next to them with a t-shirt TL/DR lol

    Jasmin Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll remember you for the typo on the last line mainly but sure

    Local foodie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had this shirt, I would go out just to show it off

    Farmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think I can handle someone staring at my chest long enough to read that shirt, I might slap them, or run away, or slap them and then run away.

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    Then, the business skyrocketed in the early decades of the 20th century, and the t-shirt as we know it today came into our fashion lives. "As the T-shirt made its move from underwear to outerwear, the garment became a blank slate for messages, whether political, advertorial, graphic or humorous," ​​Bass-Krueger explained.

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    "Technological advances in silk-screen printing in the early 1960s made it easy, fast and inexpensive to print designs onto shirts. By the 1970s, consumers could have personalized, custom-made T-shirts. Businesses soon realized the potential of T-shirts for marketing, as did bands and music management companies." Suddenly, the inexpensive garments could be seen on anyone, from musicians to actors to intellectuals. In fact, it has come such a long way in history that now "it’s hard to imagine any wardrobe without a T-shirt," the professor added.

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    Catte West
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Survived Cancer, brain aneurysm and working 12 1/2 years at Walmart.Yeah, I still got s**t to do.

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, sir, are a right little bright ray of sunshine.

    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember seeing a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon where Calvin has this on his shirt

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    InfectedVoiceBox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need to be told racism is wrong that's not ideal.

    Sarmite Kraukle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not on the T shirt. It's just written over a picture of it.

    Gnub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if it's right then I do wanna be racist?

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    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... This one has been the only one that's made me laugh. Everything about this pic is gold. The little hearts meeting in the middle branches, the creepy smile from the wearer and the look from the wife. LMAO!! Too much!!!

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six generations back. That means while they might have one common ancestor they have 35 uncommon ones.

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    For the past few decades, T-shirt sales have been booming in the multibillion-dollar clothing industry. It’s hardly surprising, considering that people always want something new and fresh to wear. So it looks like these days, any kind of design on text is possible. And due to advancements in technology, having the desired design printed on a piece of clothing has become much easier and faster than ever before. The custom t-shirt printing market is set to skyrocket by USD 1.50 billion, progressing at a compound annual growth rate of almost 7% from 2020 to 2025.

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    Ece Cenker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot possibley have a BDSM experience with dogs. Their nature is not capable of it. What you need is "Beautiful Domineering cats Surrounding Me."

    Catsplay Harry Holmes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too others are chic's magnets i am a cat magnet. literally because cats follow me everywhere. (xD just as I finished writing that, the homeless cat came back into the garden)

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    Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only BDSM I understand

    Matthew Braim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and dribbling on me, whilst I am hogtied, and cannot move'.

    Pauline Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is definitely my favourite 😍

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkeys' babies on Shrek are cute though ...

    Tara Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in the morning, I’m makin 🧇 waffles!

    Colin Timp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, this is supposed to be a women's shirt; yet it's obviously a guy wearing it.

    Wren Hard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many clothes are modelled by the wrong gender. It is actually hilarious what you can find

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    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. only a true friend would be that truly honest.

    Ella Ann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a man wearing this. Lol

    Adam Kaney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can definitely see myself buying this shirt for a girlfriend/wife someday.

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    T.O.P.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ☠️☠️☠️🤣😂🤣

    Ahni Alger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This appears to be on a hat. I want to see someone wear this hat as a t-shirt. Since this is supposed to be pictures of t-shirts, after all. 🙃

    JL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shirt also available, found it on Amazon. I think I know what everyone's getting for Christmas...

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    Pandi Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this as a bumper sticker.

    Keisha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be number one !!!

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    T-shirts can tell us a lot about their owners. And as you’re scrolling through this list, you’ll notice they have plenty of things to say. What people wear lets others know about their kind of taste, mood, sense of humor, and lifestyle choices. However, purchasing a different t-shirt for every type of mood you get 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, is not the most conscious choice.

    Did you ever think about how much water or material was used to make it? How much fuel was expended to ship it? Well, Sandra Roos, a Ph.D. student at Chalmers Institute of Technology in Sweden, did when she performed a comprehensive analysis to find out about the resources and tradeoffs that go into creating and selling fashion items.

    In the report, which was published by the cross-disciplinary research program Mistra Future Fashion, she included costs of daily use, discarding or recycling a garment, and even the fuel to get to the store to buy the thing.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen any of his movie that I didn't enjoy.

    Splash thefly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Found the fellow cult member. Lol. All hail Jim Pickens.

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    Samantha Melnychuk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a burning need for one of these.. for reasons

    Salam Payne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Brendan Fraser so much ❤️

    Erjenn Rejano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had such a crush on him back then

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    nick patterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda weird? It's not funny or anything, just a statement

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on, hang on - is this shirt for the purpose of being woke and accepting and cool? OR is he one of those sleazy idiots that think sexual activity between women exists purely for his pleasure and would simply love a bisexual girlfriend just so he can get some threesome action?

    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever he means with it, doesn't matter. Everyone else thinks their own ideas with that text, love it!

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    Tara Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you, tshirt wisdom.

    Don't you wish you knew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally watched the movie "Gaslight" circa -1944 just a few days ago. Great movie. Definitely recommend.

    Patricia O'Rourke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say, this sounds like the plot of a good movie!

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    Monica Isnota Robot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just happy to see the correct use of the word "you're" here.

    Dominique G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt obviously was made by a dude.

    Abby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats gas lightning? other than lightning a lantern. I can think of what else this means

    Raymond Rabke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an old play called Gaslight about a woman who keeps hearing strange things and seeings the gaslights in her house get real dim and bright and back dim. Her husband tells her none of this is happening and begins to worry about her and tries to comfort her while sending for doctors to figure out what is wrong. She gets to the point that she's about to head for an insane asylum when she figures out it's been her husband and his mistress trying to convince her she's crazy so they can have the house to themselves. And so "gaslighting" has come to mean trying to convince someone that reality is fake, or fake stuff is real.

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    "We all know that carrots and beef are very different, and organic bananas and conventional bananas are different, but when it comes to textiles, we cannot really comprehend this difference," she told the Smithsonian. "You can have very environmentally friendly textiles that are organic carrots, and you can have very climate intensive garments that are more like meat."

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    R.k. White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me laughing way more than it should have! 🤣😂

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling out sick to work be like

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're reading political news while eating, and then you get indigestion 'cause you were hunched over while eating.

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    Jeanie F-L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need this shirt for my children.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a toddlers dinner plate.

    Nope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... this is clearly not a shirt

    Nicely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want this on a birthday card

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    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Dan, you the man, Go Dan, you the man. (I'm very passionate about dental hygiene.)

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG if I won that at a dentist visit, I would never leave the practice

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me concerned for what the dentist may have done while you were unconscious.

    Ingrid Nog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be less afraid of going to dentist visits if they gave us these shirts

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You got a purdy mouth..." seriously, though, nice looking teeth.

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    According to her research, a T-shirt can use up to 120 liters of water per wear, and contributes 0.01 kilogram of carbon dioxide per wear, just from dyeing alone. "Everyone is talking about [how] you should wash [at] a low temperature," Roos added. "When we calculate how much the washing temperature actually did influence the climate, we saw that … it has less than 1 percent of the climate impact. But 22 percent came from the transport, to and from the store."

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    Kat O.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm having a brainfart. I don't understand this one.

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here's the real logo for anyone confused like me: 3073.png 3073.png

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffffffhahahahahaha 😆

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the alligator pooped... This might be a response to lactose if you're intolerant. So to me, it's a riff on the Lacoste brand and not Engrish

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aahahaha husband just pointed out, " Ha, IS IT SHTTING"...He has Lacoste shirts this is amazing..

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    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This commercial always made me crack up cuz no, it isn't weed 🤣🤣

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like how I felt when I did Salvia.

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same, but ketamine - over 20 yrs ago, one of the few I do NOT recommend.

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    Kelly Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after taking my friends methadone pill. I was naive with girly cramps and she was a frequent flyer.

    The Enlightened Furby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's been this way since she started smoking pot..."

    Monica Isnota Robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this commercial and thinking the same thing

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    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please roll down a window.

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN IM TOO HOT

    "Most important, by far, is the number of times consumers wear a garment before throwing it out," she said. So the key takeaway is that when you set out to choose what witty shirt you’ll wear next, be conscious and choose them wisely. What are your thoughts about this? What did you think of the t-shirts featured in this list? Be sure to share your insights with us in the comments, we’d love to hear them!

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    Gina Mercer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washes away bacteria, urinary tract infections after sex will stop. Just pee!!

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for men, a woman doesn't pee out of her vagina so it won't be washing anything away.

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    Brian Garrett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should probably pee before sex also just saying

    Shelby Moonheart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always blow your nose before giving a blowjob.

    TiffInTheUSA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All women should know this......*crickets.... Why due I have a UTI???"

    Arunei Shade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urine doesn't come out of the vagina tho. How can people not know this?

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    Colin Timp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that have to do with Sonic? Conkers would've been more appropriate. Or Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes?

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necrophilia is Dead Boring /joke by the way :P

    Tiffany Pelikan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude could be gay and finds women unattractive

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    TheAquarius1978
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is my type of joke lol, almost as dark as my future....

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a motionless in white shirt. Those r song lyrics

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    vivienne della vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    warning to ye who enter the comments: it is literally just people attacking each other over religion :/

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a Christian and I find this hilarious-

    Kya Kampe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no hate like the Christian love in these comments. It's a funny shirt, move on.

    Cults Lol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are actually mad over a shirt?

    Karely Guerrero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI the clergy has done far worse than this……. Js

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the humor, but I always steer clear of religious stuff because people get offended.

    Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for my next metal concert!

    Misty Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the different religions and gods people believe in it makes me wonder if any of it is real. Everyone is entitled to their own biased opinions and beliefs. I for one believe in science and their facts but if you believe in God or Allah or whomever then good for you! Keep your faith going strong and don't let anyone make you feel inferior. If this comment gets under your skin then you have already let me get the best of you.

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    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question! Please let me know when you get the answer

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make-make-make-make them scream Make them scream, make them scream! *Sung like fergie*

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    Death Luna99
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no the d**k does make you do stupid things

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this as a political cartoon back in '98, a picture of Bill Clinton wearing this shirt.

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    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why but to me it looks like Napoleon Dynamite is wearing this shirt

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the lawyers at Disney's trademark department have their work cut out for them...

    Death Luna99
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll serve this country it may be going to hell but I'm still proud to live here, though right now I'm in a wheelchair so

    Dog Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand people wearing stuff like this. Everyone deserves free speech, but what a shitty message. I'd be ashamed.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd proudly serve his country, Y'wanna side of fries with that? :P

    CalmAndCollected
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the draft.... go ahead then...

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys do know that the draft is still a thing, right? For all men 18-25 in the United States you have to register for the draft, only it's not called the draft anymore. If you have a drivers license you're already registered. It's now the "Selective Service System."

    Molon Labe
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    3 years ago

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    Yet, you will take advantage of all if her freedoms...

    Potato
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    3 years ago

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    Lol what freedoms? The one to own a gun?

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    dmf
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    3 years ago

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    And yet they don't leave..

    Casey Horn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm almost like it’s not a free country and you can’t just leave.

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're a seal who can do tricks?

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    AuCid0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED IT FOR WEARING WHILE BLACKMAILING MY FRIENDS

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    Emily Manning
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blurred the words so the original joke doesn’t make sense lol. The white guys shirt says ‘I’m his [n-word]’ and the black guys shirt says ‘He’s my redneck’

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it doesn't. It's a contraction joke.

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    Matthew Jameson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this party guy who wanted a sex change operation. He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made me lol and scare the s**t out of my napping puppy dog.

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    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But kate and edith are rockstars in bed…

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you don't commit to either Kate or Edith, sleeping with both is not adultery!

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't have adultery without marriage... so avoid marriage lol

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't have adultery if everybody's poly, either

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    Splash thefly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering its a play on words. Its referencing to the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too".

    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this on a sign on here today.

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    chiizu !!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely need this shirt

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know smoking one cigarette keeps about 11 people from meeting god the father almighty prematurly because it's my happy place and my emergency exit.

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that’s about how long it takes me to smoke one cigarette.

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many mins a good bong rip, takes off your life?

    Sonny Kohler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of people that would take up smoking immediately if they saw this... and I loathe all of them...

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    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this why he’s always going to mexico with pants on? he likes that warm swampy feeling all up in there?

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    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but "from" is incorrect before "whence" since "whence" means "from where."

    Charlotte m
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fun way of saying you’re atheist

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    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i believe kill em all came out in ‘83

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shirt's not wrong about the world.

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..... Technically, he's right.....

    butt soup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, if we're being technical here, he isn't "getting more" head because his head remains the same size & shape regardless of how much hair is on it, soooo... 😅

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    Mil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eugh. My ex bought a t-shirt with this text at h&m and I had to explain it to him. And I wonder if the h&m guys knew what they were selling (face-palm)

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shirts Q got Jean-Luc Picard

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    Babyoda42 (he him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda Disorder. Very bad. It’s when you encounter so many censors that you can’t speak anymore.

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    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man it's a hot one. Like 7 inches from the midday sun

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    AuCid0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Literally Can't Last A Whole Day Without Swearing, Pls Let Me Have It

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A copy of Ballotelli’s shirt. He was always getting into scrapes with stupid things. Outdoor fireworks being set off in his house, giving money away on the streets of Manchester to random folk, being followed a lot by photographers and the media. The man is a loon but a legend.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one in Chelsea Blue. Too bad it fits my younger brother more than me now. But we are both Balotelli at times so, yeah... XP

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried these for a while and got physical withdrawals when I quit!

    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took them after surgery with ibuprofen and had horrible swelling!

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    FrillyDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically this is one of those drugs where one of the side effects can make you be angry a lot. Had to stop taking them for my fibro because of that. Wasn't worth it for me.

    Georgette Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t been taking mine lately. Long story. I thought I would feel like s**t. My Fibro is very prevalent but I do agree the drugs make it worse.

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    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the old type of painkiller, makes angry cat high and drowsy, it's amazing

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat has that because he is a terror at the vet.

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    K.H.M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly.

    Colin L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes... the commandment that lists a wife as property, right behind the ox and an a*s. Also, the insidious beginning of thought crime!

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 is such a screwy age. Too old to be a child, too young to be a teen. Nobody ever listens to 12 year olds... So he or she just skipped the year altogether.

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    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously BP censors the word "po*n"? That's ridiculous.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD bless our tradesmen 💚

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a couple friends who are welders that would like this shirt

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downhand AND Overhead?!

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    Rowan/Vin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? Yes we need an ambulance we have 3rd degree burns

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heehee... I like "more like the myth"...so many men are legends in their own minds

    Mil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again, my ex bought this. He'd wear it to go clubbing. In his 30s too. Sad.

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    Blitzø
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am bi and I don't get this lol

    Scott Kirkpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are batting for both teams and don't know which way they are swinging

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like a punishment statement than something someone would willingly wear

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bisexual who is terrible at sports, I would absolutely wear this enthusiastically

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H/she swings both ways so can't hit the ball BC h/she can't make up their mind what to swing at

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doctor pepper is an actual doctor??

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FBI - Flowers By Irene (If you know, you KNOW)

    FactcheckerGeneral
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly fair. The CIA f***s countries, not kiddies

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    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎼Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's 🎼

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rise of Diddy and City, with one or two throws

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind was released in 1991. Not 1994

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't actually printed on that shirt. They just typed it into a picture.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could simplify certain sorts of encounters.

    SarahBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it say He/Him/Whole?

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That strongly depends on what clubs you go to.

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Dawn, she gets all the losers

    purrfect stormz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard way too many cracks of Dawn jokes through the years. Can you guess what my name is?

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have thought that would go the other way around.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago

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    SkekVi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a bad dom without telling me you're a bad dom lmao!! XD

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something one of my D&D characters would say. They focus on bioengineering and have a Simic Scientist background

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... Idk what kind of invitation this is but it sounds creepy. Pass.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they should have stopped after the first two lines. Amen.

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Moses or Jesus? Asking for a friend :)

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    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense. Republicans are the ones who don’t want to get vaxxed.

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the idea is that the second sentence is the proof of the first. But it's not clear

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    Grammarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not something to brag about

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    vivienne della vella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this shirt has a misprint. SOFTBALL SISTERS COME FIRST! 💕💕

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    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved her so much yet the shirt ended at Goodwill

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    Nicole Weymann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Perfect log of a cell phone call between two people reading inspirational quotes to each other with bad reception.

    Samia Guled
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the heck does sweety girl lets believe our love is forever kinding we will happy exaltation never give up i miss u everyday dear love can it be love? never give never up never you fascinating the love for feeling friendship mean?!

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice depiction of the usual confusion lovers have. "Let's believe"?

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    Robert Beveridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like it should have a picture of a minion on it somewhere.

    LeeBreezy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i usually can...tolerate crazy fans because i feel somewhat bad for them...but kindly go touch some grass

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    Nicola Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "I have aids" is about as funny as "I have COPD". However, top text, bottom text is as funny as "Please leave parcel in shed" on your personalised airpods.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the incels group membership shirt.

    TheAquarius1978
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, this isn't an INCEL joke. INCELS are a lot more desgusting.

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    Rowan/Vin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely no problem, would rather do nothing and no one then do you 😊

    Samia Guled
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to the person who made the shirt, thanks for another useless item :)

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