50 Times People Expressed Their Opinion On Science By Creating These Hilarious Memes (New Pics)
InterviewA day without memes is a day without humor these days... combine it with a subject such as science and you might think you'd get a mediocre combination at best. I mean, how funny can memes based on chemistry (unless you are a fan of Breaking Bad) or physics even be? Well, don't be too fast to judge, Pandas, as you might be in for a surprise.
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Maybe the world can learn from this. Broken beak, broken leg, missing arm, missing leg…troubled mind. Everyone needs help and it only takes One to make a difference. Be That One everyone!
Load More Replies..."Even crows have more integrity than most people." Fixed that for ya.
Load More Replies...Absolutely! As lovely as it is that her partner takes care of her, when he dies, she'll starve to death.
Load More Replies...I've seen this on several platforms and it is beautiful, crows and other corvids are known to do this. Quite a few species of birds do this too. If look at most animals they do protect and care for I'll and infirm partners. Unlike quite a few humans who put people with disabilities in a class of people who have no intellect or abilities and should be hidden.
Could I ask how that happened? Sory if that was rude or anything I'm fine if you'd rather not answer either
Load More Replies...As is wife I would constrain the heck out of him for describing my supervision like that!
Smacking the side of the TV used to help with reception, constrain to your hearts desire.
Load More Replies...If you take a resume writing workshop this is what they teach you
The fact that when someone says "Pavlov" you immediately think of "bells" or "dogs" is perhaps the most succinct example of Pavlovian conditioning that one could hope to find.
I asked the librarian for a book on Pavlov and Schroedinger. She said: It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not.
f**k Pavlov, he was a monster for what he did to those poor puppies
“First, Ivan Pavlov would sever a dog's esophagus and sew the loose ends to its throat, leaving a pair of adjacent holes that connected, by separate passages, to its mouth and stomach. Then he'd slice through the dog's abdomen, carve a hole in the wall of its stomach, and stitch open another permanent wound.” Can we please stop talking about this piece of s**t?
Pavlov's dogs. Was an experiment on conditioned reflex (ring bell, dogs salivate). Unlike his cats (ring bell, cat f****d off)
Load More Replies...Bored Panda recently interviewed Roger Harris, the person behind the famous Facebook group 'Science Humor.' With a twinkle in his eye and a meme always at the ready, Roger not only possesses expertise in the field of science but also excels at managing one of the largest groups on the social platform.
When asked about the challenges faced while moderating a group of such magnitude, Harris told us, "Ah, challenges, there've been many. Just the other day, someone tried to share a meme about Schrödinger's cat that was neither here nor there. But jokes aside, moderating a group this size is like conducting a rather large and chaotic experiment. The trickiest bit is balancing free expression with maintaining decorum. Thankfully, with a set of strict rules and a spot of British resilience, we've managed quite alright."
Actually far more British than innit - which is mainly cockney (primarily the East End) and that's not the whole of London, let alone Britain.
Load More Replies...Quite! Innit is rather cockney and a very small part of Britain!!
Load More Replies...If I was queen of the globe I'd stick them all into 1 streaming service. If you want to watch it for free you have to sit through 1-3 ads (depending on length) at the start of each episode and nowhere else. If you pay for premium there will be no ads beyond "hey this show is new, maybe you want to check it out" on your homepage. Vote for me in the upcoming monarch of the world elections! Taking suggestions from potential cabinet advisors!
They would absolutely hate you but the common consumer would salute you. Moving towards reigning in corpos is the right direction!
Load More Replies...And what about the problem of evening scenes being so dark you cannot even tell what is on the TV? Is there a fix for this?
I am just replying here in hope someone will give you a fix for this, which I can steal. Because every evening/night scenes are so dark I can't even tell if TV is on anymore.
Load More Replies...I especially hate those movies where the convos are undestandable at level 40/50, but the sound FXs are breaking my windows at 10/50.
You know you have a problem when the "background" music is louder than the speaking.
Yeah, same is true of radio stations that sandwich loud pop or rock music in between commentary or news bulletins; the music is so loud that you are forced to turn the volume way down, only to completely miss out on the next piece of commentary because the volume is now turned down so low that you can't hear a word they are saying! So then you turn the volume up to hear that news bulletin you were tuning in for, only to have your eardrums perforated seconds later by a blast of music so loud that you think you've just died and gone to hell! Surely it should be possible to find a happy medium between completely deafening and unintelligible murmurs!
Load More Replies...Put all of the streaming services in a room and lock the door. it's getting tiresome to subscribe to so many various streaming services. Just give us a few or ideally one! Not every production company or organization needs to have their own streaming service!
But that's how they get the most money out of the programs they own 🤷🏽♀️
Load More Replies...This should happen! It's a little jig,volume up, volume down, volume up, volume down 🙄
I want to design a system that could be hooked up to a TV or anything with volume really; you would set your preferred volume, maybe with an example sign so you aren’t just guessing, and it will dynamically adjust the volume so that you don’t have to turn it down every time music or ads twice as loud as the rest of the movie come on. It could also temporarily enable captions when talking is quieter or hard to understand.
The unique balance of humor and education is evident in the moderator's approach. When diving into the essence of integrating humor with science, he stated, "I've always believed that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, and in this case, a good joke can make even the most complex scientific theory digestible. If our memes and jokes spark a moment of curiosity or even better, a Google search, then I believe we're on the right path to promoting science in the most delightful way possible."
I bet they were worried initially whether it was a pirate ship or not
my first thought :) imagine if they are superticious, the fear to see this glorious ship coming for their soul.... :D
Load More Replies...Ive been on a similar ship, those things are equipped with radar and motors. still looks very old tho.
"This is the day you will always remember you were rescu..! SPLAHS! Into the water.
Load More Replies...i get it but you would be SHOCKED by the nimber of people that get vegetarian and vegan mixed up
And the people that mix up number and nimber
Load More Replies...LOL the first time I read your comment I read it as "Sharon is watching" and couldn't figure out who she was and why she's watching.
Load More Replies...I was just about to comment that lol!
Load More Replies...Average city in Ohio. (I know this is not a funny joke, I'll see myself out.)
This is stupid. The Statue of Liberty is in the opposite direction of Mount Doom.
Even Sauron is watching how stupid the flat earth's are. Galaxy brain meme playing in background.
I guess if the world was flat, there would be such a place as Middle Earth.
However, Roger's journey doesn't end here. As for the future of 'Science Humor,' he shared his aspirations, saying, "While 'Science Humor' has been a rollicking adventure, there's always the thought of where to next. Perhaps a 'Science Humor' YouTube channel? Or maybe a podcast? Though, I must confess, I'm partial to the idea of a book. 'Science Humor: A Decade of Memes & Enlightenment'. What do you reckon?"
Unfortunately there is not such a simple solution. Even 'carbon neutral' schemes can still produce loads of CO2, they just offset it using 'carbon credits' to pump money into carbon reduction projects, many of which are not trusted by some people, including some scientists, to actually work in the long term to reduce CO2 emissions.
Load More Replies...Remember how Y2K wasn't a disaster? Yep... and I also remember when hordes of programmers were hired to fix all the old COBOL and Fortran code so computer systems would function on 1/1/2000.
It's too late. The point is that unlike the 80s, people now are anti-intellectual and don't believe the scientists or they're rich folks who understand and don't want their profits to suffer so they feed the anti-intellectualism.
Load More Replies...Yes, this is absolutely true - conservatives use the fact that regulations on CFCs *worked* as supposed "proof" that the regulations weren't necessary to.begin with. Reduction of CFCs and the chemical pollutants that caused acid rain are both environmental success stories.
Well, if any of them want to live forever, they know what not to do.
You forgot to mention how they die, which is by ejaculating so forcefully, their penises tear off their bodies ans and stay inside the female.
Whoever decided to name drones after male bees clearly had no clue how useless drones are. They can't even f*****g feed themselves, they have to be fed by the worker bees. They only exist to mate, with a queen that cannot be from their own hive, because incest. And then they die from an exploding penis.
Load More Replies...Bee one: bro I got to second base! Bee two: *sniff* Oh s**t! Bee one: f*****g dies
Am I the only person who thinks that's a really stupid looking car?
If we go by Apple's track record, you would have to flip the car to access the recharge port.
Load More Replies...Right?? Seems like everyone was focused on the car and missed the goldmine.
Load More Replies...So, if you need to replace anything on it will the spare parts be filtered through an offshore company to justify massively overcharging? Like a $5 windscreen will cost you $300?
And installing Windows will hurt performance for no damned reason.
Load More Replies...A core principle of group founder's management style lies in fostering diversity and inclusivity. Elaborating on this idea, Harris remarked, "Science, much like humor, is a universal language. We've always aimed to ensure the 'Science Humor' group is as diverse as a Petri dish teeming with bacteria! Our mission is to represent every corner of the globe and every facet of science. After all, as they say, variety is the spice of life, and in our case, the formula for the best kind of humor."
It took me a minute. The headline reads as though the new species at the bottom of the sea are using robots and we have only just discovered this!
Ah, yes, I'm happy to realize that the robots found the numerous new species, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! :)
Tip: replace the grapefruit with a flavorless amino acid water beverage and watch even more stubborn joy melt from your body in places you didn’t even know you were storing it!
I dunno...I'll take flavourless over grapefruit any day. But that's just me and my weird taste buds.
Load More Replies...If I eat grapefruit my joyless life might be shorter. Heart meds that say do not eat grapefruit on them…
Alot of meds say that. I've been on antidepressants where I wasn't supposed to eat grapefruit.
Load More Replies...But grapefruits are tasty and chips suck. I never like the first bite, then the glutamate kicks in and I reach for more for no other reason than my dumb ape brain being tricked into it. It's not even tasty.
I'm on cholesterol meds that actually make the chips healthier for me.
Be careful because grapefruit interacts with a common cholesterol medicine called atorvastatin.
I love grapefruit quite a lot but given a choice Im going with the chips.
Oh damn, i was in the process of launching someone into the Sun! All that wasted effort!
Scrub the mission and recalculate, there's still time
Load More Replies...Well if you were really mad at them you don't want to risk them coming back I suppose.
I'd settle for Antarctica. No wait - those poor penguins would have to deal
But it would be so much more satisfying to have them burn up in the Sun.
Holy *S**T*!!! I gotta get on that, don't know why it didn't occur to me already 😃
Load More Replies...Then she lights her vagina-scent candles and thinks about other ways to sell b******t to people
Some people would buy her farts if she claimed them as magnetically healing 🤷♀️
To be fair, some people would buy her farts if she sold them. People are effing weird.
Load More Replies...Same woman who has bone broth everyday or lunch and a midafternoon IV to make up for the nutrients she refuses to eat
Lemon is an acid, so according to my high school chemistry:- acid + alkili = salt a water. So she is drinking salty water
And then university chemistry tells you that citrus fruits actually become alkaline when they reach your stomach soo *shrugs*
Load More Replies...Ph balancing is such BS. The second it enters your stomach it’s going to become one with the tub of Ph 7.35 fluid that is already there and will make absolutely no difference. And if you were somehow able to make a difference, you’d die because your body needs your stomach fluids to stay at Ph 7.35
Alkaline water is a major joke. If you're buying it, you're a moron.
"Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?" - Talkie the Toaster
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.” Douglas Adams
So - if you lose an eyebrow, let the dentist extract a tooth and nobody will notice. 😁
Not really a point, I don't know anybody who smiles like they're about to eat a baguette in a single go.
Doesn't matter how factual it is, it's good marketing.
Load More Replies...fr like you get a house free of rent, a nice patch of sunlight no other competition with plants or weeds, good water and soil BUT OF COURSE, U HAVE TO BE UNGRATEFUL AND DIE BECAUSE LIFE IS JUST TOO HARD
That "house" is too small though. They'd get unlimited soil in nature vs the tiny pots we cram them in.
Load More Replies...If I had plants, they'd undergo death by pouncing.
plants in nature are the fittest plant for the environment, all the rest died. house plants are the plant someone bought and put there.
"I'm allergic to tap water" - my Calathea. RIP you ungrateful drama queen
Thats because tap water may have too much chlorine. You can smell the chlorine at my moms house. Let the tap water sit for 24 hours or use filter.
Load More Replies...Not related: Now that Twitter has "rebranded" as X, does anyone else find themselves trying to click the X out of habit?
Yes, and it's f**king annoying, too. @ Elon Musk Is An Idiot's Version Of A Smart Person, a FB group
Load More Replies...Well, plants do die outside for many reasons (not enough water, eaten by animals, competition with other plants, diseases...). It's just that you're far less likely to notice like you would with your favorite plant in your dining room.
Me and my black thumb managed to kill cactus plants, somehow. I had to give away my remaining plants in the hope that they live on, away from my terrible gardening "skills"
Cactus 🌵 aren't meant to be indoors. Cactus need to be in the ground, or in pots much larger than themselves. Their "tap root" is for anchoring themselves into the ground, and they put out a finer network of roots near the surface. Don't water right at the base of any cactus -- that almost always leads to root rot, and once the tap root is rotten, it spreads inside the cactus. Cactus looks fine, but it's already dead or dying. A house is just TOO COOL for almost all varieties of cacti. Most are dormant during the winter and shouldn't be watered. Cactus should be replanted or repotted in mid-March and mid-October. When transplanting, use "cactus mix" soil. "Palm mix" if cactus mix isn't available. DO NOT WATER AFTER TRANSPLANTING. Wait at least 2 - 3 weeks after transplanting or potting to water. Most cactus naturally prefer "poor soil" conditions, but a use a cactus fertilizer that's high in nitrogen. Fertilize every 6 weeks beginning April 1st thru October 1st. Good luck from Arizona
Load More Replies...I've seen it written: Plant outside: Hey look I think there's a light in this new break in the pavement I can sneak out of. I'm gonna take this on a grow like wild. Plant inside: Omg I need water...okay not that much water. It's so dark... no that's way too bright you're gonna burn me alive. Wait, where did you move me I can't grow here. I need trimming I'm getting too lanky...no not that leaf, not that side actually, no that's too much. Never mind I give up.
And I've had two shots of vodka b4 I had lunch. Take advantage of an empty stomach
Indeed! I have met her. But as a lady, she declined to give her age...
Load More Replies...Am I math illiterate or is this person 6 No matter what c**p I get back I say hahahahaha
The "dinosaur bones" aren't even real in the first place. All those brown boned dinosaurs in museums are all a fraud. Ask them when you go and they will tell you they are fabricated.
Yes, because bones are so rare that there are no full dino skeletons.
Load More Replies...So, does it mean, when you make such a pic, and you send it to someone, that you're actually mooning them?
Put the toilet paper rolls on breakfast meat. Moon over my hammy.
*sings* Neil Armstrong, he walking on me face! Buzz Aldrin, he walking on my face! The other man, he walking on my face! I'm da moon!
When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.
My brother and I do this thing on roller coasters, on the way up a hill, we say boring over and over in a British accent, and then scream when we go down the hill. Idk why, we just do
Load More Replies...My uncle used to fly Phantoms with the RAF, and I think he flew Tornados as well; he was on Vulcans for a while but I don't think they pull so much g-force. I have experienced something very much like the above picture going round a roller-coaster in the Netherlands while he called off the g-numbers at each twist and turn, it was epic ❣
Even the guy lower right is like "meh... Ive seen better"
Nothing new under the sun *autosuggest tried to say “under the sink”
Load More Replies...This is cuneiform tablet found in Kültepe, the ancient city of Kanesh. It tracks the income and expenses generated by caravan shipments. Source: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/325851
The text above the tablet is a hoax. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/10/22/world-end/?amp=1
I suspected as much. Write a book on cuneiform tablets?
Load More Replies...At least writing a book back then was a commitment, now any idiot can influence with a curation of ill conceived videos… imagine if everyone had to handcraft their own electronics in order to post their thirst traps and misogyny!
Yup, back then misogynists still had to put in some real work!
Load More Replies...I always wondered how that was spelled... thank you!
Load More Replies...Like I said..... expensive piece of paper that does nothing for you.
I was thinking that, if the cabinet isn't mounted to the wall, you could pull it out and gently lay it on its back.
Load More Replies...That's why Schrödinger put the cat in the box, after she "arranged" THIS!
I want to know the outcome of this! We're they able to save the dishes? How many broke?
Psh, I can see that at least once a month without having to make a cup of coffee. I think my cat may have issues...
"Is this burning an eternal flame?" - Atomic Kitten (s**t I'm old XD)
The dolly doesn't have the support to walk with that the buggy does.
Load More Replies...Or he needed the stability the shopping cart offered.
Load More Replies...And maybe he didn't want to put something with dirty wheels in the boot of his car......
My first thought is that he has trouble walking and needs to hold onto the cart. Dollies roll faster than a cart so he might lose his balance if he just pushes the dolly
I literally did this a few years ago. I got funny looks while wheeling just the dolly around, but I wanted a couple paint brushes, a tin of paint and some other odds and ends. So using a trolley made perfect sense.
so pleased to read that so many Pandas stood up for this guy :-) my first thought was "the wheels are sealed, not moving, or something"
I always hate when people are posted on the Internet without permission.....I support all the comments about wheels getting dirty or him needing the carriage....love that support
Last time I bought a dolly, the wheels were zip tied. It made it very awkward.
While “octopi” has become popular in modern usage, it's wrong. Octopi is the oldest plural form of octopus, coming from the belief that Latin origins should have Latin endings. However, octopus is not a simple Latin word, but a Latinized form of the Greek word októpus.
Why am I finding this whole exchange so hilarious? I guess because it is.....
And that is the state of the USA right now.... Being kind means you're being different than everybody else.. pathetic
Or, if you're a woman and you're nice to *some* people, it is often misinterpreted as flirting or 'leading someone on' and then repercussions happen with some situations leading to violence. It's also sad that when you're nice to someone they immediately ask, 'what do you want?'
Load More Replies...Thank you! This needs to be on billboards and pop up advertisements for world peace
They left out the "so I can walk all over you and get the department chair" part
That's the best advice, applicable to all, whether a student or adult
Why “future biologist”? contemporary crazy netizens will believe this picture to be a true proof.
The one that won the Darwin award?
Load More Replies...Omg!!! I am so glad I am not the only a**hole to think of this. I was also Contemplating writing something up the wall in my own language so nobody could Discipher it. Lol
Haha that was my first thought. Oddly enough I was thinking of that episode yesterday and giggled to myself about Stephen Jay Gould not actually doing the tests.
Load More Replies...Or we are that tiny galaxy in Orion's belt (Men in Black movie reference)...
I'd be ok with living in a cat's bell. Especially if the cat was named Orion!
Load More Replies...I hope so. It certainly doesn't deserve an A. Frankly probably an F. For fail.
The only reason we got a C- was because the teacher liked our Uranus jokes.
Load More Replies...We had a project where we had to create a new religion, and we pretty much did this as jesus's little sister had a science project and big brother Jesus decided to interfere like a big brother would. A whole lot of sacrilege, but it ended up pretty funny.
Literally the plot of Stephen Kings Under the Dome. Alien children messing with people like burning ants with a magnifying glass. Never has a book filled me with such rage when reaching the end.
The baby has a "blanky" too. cuteness overload!!
Load More Replies...Ive never met a human that has sucked a baby elephants thumbs but perhaps that is because I dont talk that much about thumb sucking habits with people.
Aww. God bless this baby elephant. May he/she have a wonderful and healthy lifetime in their natural habitat.
Sometimes the mousers have to practice their skills. If you don't use it, you lose it.
Good example of how the greatest artists aren’t appreciated until after they die.
I really hope for the OP that you mean "until after they die"... 😬
Load More Replies...Sharknado Duck Hunt. Can someone develop a video game based on this premise? Please! I'd buy it!!!
I want one of these. I have a kitten that would love it.
Our cat Sabbath haaates the Roomba! To the point where we have to put him in another room or he will attack it like it owes him.money or it called his girlfriend a b***h.
Load More Replies...I had to raise my bed two inches. It kept getting stuck. A lot like the dog when it was time for a bath !
I find TOO MUCH AI - Artificial Intelligence in the WORLD TODAY!! Can we Go back to at Least having Manners & Common Sense Please??
This calm ball pit may look peaceful with it's eye searing primary colours, but beneath the surface lies a fearsome predator. A flock of cookies roll along the edge of the ball pit. Then, swiftly and silently the cookie monster lunges from the depths and grabs a straggler.
Load More Replies...But since he prefers soft cookies, he lost his early fangs... (True early design...look it up!)
Cookies are just his dessert. Human is his main course, and he only moved to Sesame Street due to the fact he specifically likes *veal*.
Not unlike that of the alligator. Look up how gators sort of stand in the water, it's crazy
He has to pop his eyes up over the cookie jar to properly ambush those rascals. Evolution at its finest.
expedition to steal koalas ...or was it koalas stealing humans???????
Imagine being a serial killer who owned a pet koala and deliberately leaving koala prints behind as clues.
The US government estimates there are 30-50 serial killers active in this country at any given time. At no point have they given us a ballpark on how many are koalas. Now we know why.
Omg. Steal (and love, obviously) a koala and have it help commit all sorts of crimes. It's perfect really. You get a fluffy buddy and an accomplice that won't rat you out all in one!
Sorry to be pedantic but mature flowers can contain the ovule which produces eggs. So yes, flowers produce eggs.
Plants do produce Egg cells and Sperm cells. It's how they reproduce.
Amazing how different the results of peer review are between memes and scientific research.
Load More Replies...A proof (kinda): Flowers make seeds, Hen eat seeds, If the hen eats enough seeds, then, by the "you are what you eat" rule, the hen becomes a seed. Egg (formerly known as hen) lays eggs. Therefore, flowers produce eggs QED
Place eggs in everyone’s plants to get people to believe it and get the scientests super intrigued and then stop placing eggs after a week and scientests will be confused and think it’s some crazy mutation then after a few months of them going crazy about it put a note that says egg on a plant and they’ll realize
The proof that there's intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't come to visit us.
We probably got blocked or banned eons ago for violating terms of service we never read
...because they were on display in a disused bathroom in the basement with a sign "beware of the leopard" on the door?
Load More Replies...Evidence of intelligent life out there somewhere is the fact our messages are ending up in some alien's junk mail folder.
Reminds me if the 'X Files' episode where an alien comes to earth and tells Mulder and Scully that they no longer want anything to do with us.
I still love and am terrified by the theory that we on Earth have been doing the equivalent of "wooohooo heree over hereeeee yes look at us heeeereee woooohooooo" like some galactic p!sshead in a horror film and every other species is hiding on their planet like "shhhhh ffs shhhhhh *they* will hear you shhhhhhhhh" because they are out there but *they* are out there too and the rest of them know not to draw attention to themselve except us
I'm quite sure there are quarantine signs posted all around the perimeter of our solar system
Ok, so first of all, I doubt that any intergalactic intelligensia would be interested in our pathetic little lifeform... And even if they have noticed us out here in the far side of the boondocks, sending the equivalent of smoke signals into outer space - are we actually expecting some technologically advanced lifeform to send smoke signals back? If they are intelligent enough to have us on their radar, they are probably waiting for us to self-destruct again - for the umpteenth time...
You find this on the beach, get excited, and try to read the message, only to get: a) Rick rolled, or b) virus on your computer.
DO NOT PLUG THAT IN. Do you want to be in a creepypasta? Cause this is how you become the star of your own creepypasta.
Never plug in a random USb you just found, best case scenario it's a virus worse case scenario is a USB killer (a usb modified to fry whatever you plug it into)
I do this for pentesting jobs. I will just drop usb drives near cars in the parking lot and then wait for the remote access to show up when they plug them in. USB rubber ducky is powerful.
Load More Replies...Its content will be as safely preserved as the content on Hunters laptop.
Is it just me who thinks the word fae is really pretty??
No, but I can't decide if it's pretty because it's a pretty word to say (like bubble) or because we've such a strong mental image of them we can't help but imagine flowery cuties? (sorry people with Aphantasia 2000)
Load More Replies...What if the Naturalist us also a Naturist? They could avoid poison ivy in sensitive areas.
Load More Replies...Me too... especially with mashed potatoes and gravy!!!
Load More Replies...all i get from this is that pretty soon our vocabulary' will consist of only single letter 'words'....
Then bubonic plague ended and his career nose-dived as he was forced back to the office. ;o)
"Dammit... I swear I observed gravity causing an apple to fall...", said Isaac, as yet another pencil floated above his desk.
Load More Replies...They didn't have apples back then. Not even blackberries. It was a fig. This started the tradition of scientists labelling illustrations, "fig 1", "fig 2" etc.
Hmm. Everything I can find seems to indicate apples have been cultivated for thousands of years, that the Romans brought apples to England, and that there are a lot of references to apples and apple cider throughout the history of England. It also sounds like the tree Isaac Newton's contemporary friends identified as grown from a cutting from the tree in question still exists and is around 350 years old. ETA: sorry if you were joking and I misunderstood. Edit2: It just hit me (pun intended) 😅
Load More Replies...So gravity only exists for 358 years. How did anything stay on earth before 1665?
They were tied up by feudal lords.
Load More Replies...He also invented the cat-flap because he was tired of being interrupted by his cat wanting to go out. Genius! But then when she had kittens he made a second, smaller one only to watch them follow their mom through the first one.
Speaking of Cambridge - fascinating seeing names carved into the walls by former students, dating from the year 1600 onwards..
I tried that at my uni and they "fixed" it, covered it up and painted over it. Dummies have no sense of a future history.
Load More Replies...I saw a meme once which was a picture of a Ford dealership where the sign said "Free Dog With Every Ford Sold, So You Have A New Friend To Walk Home With!"
It's a lot like the phrase, If you want to drive a Jaguar, buy two so you have one to drive while the other is being repaired !
I had a 2000 Ford Focus with over 200,000 miles on it. Started instantly in even the coldest weather and didn't leak a drop of anything.
Our old Ford Galaxy (not Ford Galaxie) had frontseats that rotated 360° When my boyfriend told me, he said "its very impractical when you're driving" 😂😂😂 Car lasted 14 years and almost 500,000 kms by the way and i still miss it.
I have owned several Fords now, different models, nothing wrong with any of them. Sevaral because I like totry new models. Love Ford.
This has possibilities. (There's a reason 'truck' rhymes with the F word.)
I owned a Ford once. It was an Escape. Spent the next year trying to find a new car so I could escape from it!
I see only bunnies and butterflies.... with machine guns and machetes.
That’s his parents he has two couples (parents are divorced)
Load More Replies...A common phobia, mom told me this is why Santa wouldn’t bring me those giant $900 Lego sets.
Well, she lied to you. The real reason is bc !SPOILER ALERT! ..... Santa hates us all.
Load More Replies...Thats what i was thinking!!! I have a fear of heights and NO THANKS.
Load More Replies...That terrace setup is just awful, since everyone above you can look into yours and throw stuff down there.
In Singapore you go to jail or get caned if you get caught spitting on the sidewalk. People aren't throwing things on neighbors there.
Load More Replies...Hey I'm pretty sure I've seen this building before it's somewhere in my home country
Im so dumb if I saw this I would guess its a booby trap, freeze in place and search carefully for trip wires
I dont know. looking for trip wires at an unknown camp isnt stupid to me.
Load More Replies...No. The lower logs smolder and burn slowly and the higher logs move down to keep feeding the fire. Its a really ingenious way to make a fire and keep it burning for hours when you're out in the cold.
Load More Replies...Look up "star fire" in any Scout handbook. Same thing without any construction involved.
And just think how portable that log piler would be to backpack to the campsite.
It's constructed from site found wood. You just burn it on the last day.
Load More Replies...And by the time it is working correctly the trip is over and the engineer had the best time out of anyone.
Or a future biologist who'd just found a fairy fossil might think they'd stumbled upon the lower mandible of Humanicus giganticus.
Of course it should! Math is awesome and it's stuff like this that makes me so very happy... and wanting pizza...
Load More Replies...I actually made a spreadsheet with the pizza sizes from a couple of the better pizza places around here and calculated value per square cm for the pizzas. Yes, I was incredibly bored one day.
Yes, but since I never know which kind of pizza to choose, two are better than one.
I can recommend asking the pizza place if they do different halves. Then you can have both!
Load More Replies...Oh damn. Now I'm really confused. I'm a cheapskate and like the idea of one pizza over two, but I LOVE pizza crust! I guess it's spaghetti for dinner.
Load More Replies...Sure, make me calculate using Pi every time I order pizza. Mmmm.... pi.
I use “ Instanst Water: just add water” it’s super light and great for travel
Load More Replies...When I lived in Alaska, I always kept a couple of frozen gallons of boiling water in my vehicle in case of emergency.
Fooking genius. Then all you have to do is heat it back up in a pan and you got boiled water. The logic is sound guys.
Hey, a lot of places have a boil water advisory...frozen boiled water can be used for more than just cooking pasta; if you want to save room in your fridge & don't trust it at room temp, then freezing it is probably your best option...bonus, the added solid matter helps to keep the temperature stable longer so your motor isn't running as often 🤗 although admittedly these bags look a little too full & will probably bust once the water turns solid 🤔
Maybe, but that selfie stick sure will come in handy 😁
Load More Replies...I actually wonder if this is false. I know they've found and dated fossils. But we have very few fossils from either species. It seems possible (maybe even likely) that Stegosaurus as a species were around later than the "youngest" fossil we have of them. Similarly, it's entirely possible the T-Rex was around a lot earlier than the "oldest" fossil we have of them.
That's how big it gets by the time iPhone 27 is released and it's become the apex predator of the era.
Load More Replies...Something to consider. Dinosaurs roamed the earth for approximately 165 million years. If not for the external factor of an meteor the would have continued that way. Humans have been on earth approximately 7 million years, and have been royally screwing things up for the last few thousand years, to the point we make make this world uninhabitable for us
True. My ancestor Ug was the very first recorded skin cancer fatality. If he'd worn that mammoth-blood sunscreen he would have lived to see his buddy Bok discover how to make fire.
Load More Replies...your acestors looked like 50 years old when they were just 15. they also died at 55
If u go far back enough they didn't wear bloody clothes either so what's ur point?
And you wouldn't know if they died of skin cancer. They used lead based makeup & had cocaine in their cough syrup.
cocain? Some of the modern cough sirops still contains morphine, so isn't that what you are thinking of?
Load More Replies...Your ancestors usually died of dysentery, a simple infection, famine or whatever long before skin cancer managed to off them. Doesn't really sound like a win to me, but you do you!
Particularly if they're on their way to Oregon.
Load More Replies......and your ancesters didn't move around that much and hence their skin had the time to adapt to the level of sun they were exposed to (black skinned people generally lived where it was sunny, and pale skinned people lived in areas with less sun, and hence they could do with less protecting pigment in their skins). Furthermore the answer to a lot of old problems seem to be "they just died". From an evolutionary point of view, what happens to you after you have procreated and raised you children is of little importance, and hence skin cancer isn't really much of factor in the survival game, as it often hits late in life, when you have already passed your genes on.
We are gettting ours back because people in the eighties weren't morons
Your ancestors also died of now-preventable disease or in childbirth, you wanna go back to that too?
It is VERY much worth reading the whole account of what happened next. Absolutely superbly written. https://twitter.com/micefearboggis/status/1554851031670001667?lang=en
OMG, thank you for this link. My eyes are watering as I am laughing. thanks :D
Load More Replies...An orange could at least be squashed or even cut out. A light globe, however .......
cars in action movies either survive hundreds of bullets being shot at it or blow up like a bomb after a single shot from a pistol, depending on who is driving it.
If reincarnation turns out to be real, I want to come back as a Toyota Camry. They last forever.
The action-movie-car is of course the one the hero drives, any car driven by the baddies will explode after getting hit once, even if it's just the tyre that got hit
In the 70s all cars squealed their tires going around any curve at any speed.
That completely blew my mind in the 5th grade and 60 years later, still kind of does.
Load More Replies...Please look up Weird Al's take on Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues. Might want to watch Bob Dylan's original first. Weird Al's video is the best use of palindromes I've ever come across.
That's because they're not using modems made by the cheapest supplier in China. On a slightly different note, I remember reading about large data transfers not that long ago where they were talking about the fastest way to do the transfer. It wasn't fibre internet, or wifi or any other solution it was literally by courier. Chuck a hard drive on a plane and fly it across the country.
Or how about nasal can get super clear pictures of planets millions of miles away, but I've never seen any security camera footage that didn't look like it was filmed with a Cinematograph
I'm fairly sore no one has ever caught gonorrhoea from a diplodocus. And I'm confident no one ever will. But the chances are not zero.
Load More Replies...Xray techs do find literal little barbies inside people more than zero times ☠️
When I was a kid, I had Pollypockets which had rubber clothes that you could slip onto them. My little brother swallowed one of the skirts, and my mom didn’t believe me until she found it in his diaper.
Load More Replies...I found a barbie hand sticking out of my Rottweiler pup's poo once... desperately reaching for her last glimpse of daylight. I shed a tear laughing as I gave her the proper bin burial; may she rest in poo. (Don't worry, pup only got the hand and was fine).
God's logic: airplanes, satellites and space stations are perfectly fine, but a very tall tower - THAT'S SCARY!
To be fair, the problem was that the people building supposedly were trying to build to reach God; the ISS and things are for research, not to try to reach the unreachable. (keep in mind, I’m not religious, just making a point. Sorry if I seem rude when saying this :) Have a good day.)
Load More Replies...Probably the same place that tried convincing us that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. Liars.
Be nice if the mathematician factored in the 4 hours he wasn’t already meth mathing instead of rounding up
He can't blame those lost hours on his friend.
Load More Replies...Another panda post said "English is really 5 languages dressed in a trenchcoat pretending to be a language" and it is so true
This is why I told my kid not to be embarrassed by her spelling. English doesn't make sense. Lol
The Minnow was blown thousands of miles by a huge typhoon. If not for its fearless crew the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost.
And in the opening credits the flag is half mast because Kennedy got shot.
Load More Replies...What kind of show was it and when? I never heard of it. Was it specifically on American TV?
In the late 60s- it was about a group that went on a 3 hour tour only to be blown off course and crashes onto a remote island. And they never get rescued because the main character, Gillian, was a effing idiot. The others were the Skipper, a movie star, a wealthy couple, a professor and a girl next door type- Hope this helps.
Load More Replies...First thought: maybe it was The Village in reverse. Second thought: maybe Gilligan was hired to keep them there.
It was all a social experiment by the Professor. Gilligan was used to ensure they never got off the island until Prof had all his data.
Load More Replies...I went to a pool as a child in the 1980s and early 90s and this was on the entrance. I totally forgot about it until I saw this. We LOVED that as kids.
My neighbors has this hanging by their pool in the 80s and 90s. They also had a sign that said, "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pïss on our pool." Edit:p**s got censored.
Load More Replies...Simple. Wait for how confusing it gets when the chart gets to five digit numbers
Stthreemillionsixhundredthirteenthousandtwohundredfiftyeight?
Load More Replies...These must be from Bogart Creek https://scontent-iad3-2.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/272180236_2547749692035281_3470752056292315783_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8ae9d6&_nc_ohc=26xWLbmVVPcAX-SA8Zq&_nc_oc=AQn-gdjYnq-UK2VYYGfqxU6fMpdDcAqZQYY_miiJ_M07V5pqzIu1QcEzmGd37SY-Ugg&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.cdninstagram.com&edm=AEQ6tj4EAAAA&oh=00_AfAgFlQn156ee1Ax9d9A4B1wUkda4BBHGEpJMMrOqutmAA&oe=64E1041B
Someone just threw a stnone at me, but they missed - I think.
I just carry the book How To Fly An Airplane that I stole from the Venice library everywhere I go.
As a retired pilot ... I have a book called "Teach Yourself To Fly" (1938 First Edition). But it doesn't have much to say about "autopilot" or "reverse thrust" or ... "Boeing 737". But it DOES have a picture of a cockpit with 4 instruments and a "communication mouthpiece". Guess I won't steal one of these.
Load More Replies...I thought the idea was to get a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator
This is another one that's been on here in the last couple weeks. It's actually this article, and the idea is pretty clever and quite cool. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/30/travel/airseas-giant-kites-ships-slash-carbon-emissions-scn-climate-spc/index.html
Thanks for that link! Those sails look very different. Unfortunately not as cool as the old ship sails.
Load More Replies...I would hope so. Getting to Mars is a bit expensive and there is very limited water.
Wait a minute! Does this mean that they didn't film the Matt Damon movie, "The Martian" on Mars? 😳
They did, he just wasn’t alone; the camera crew was with him.
Load More Replies...It was, NZ was the Shire, just before the continents drifted apart millennia ago.
Load More Replies...where else would they be filmed? (i dont mean to be rude btw)
In “The Man Who Fell to Earth”, the alien world he came from calls Earth “the water planet”.
Am I the only one that thought Interstellar had the crappest robot designs ever?
Reminds me of: "A project manager is someone who thinks that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
Reminds me of a roommate who put the turkey, still in the plastic bag,in the oven. She thought the plastic bag sealed in the moisture. Got home and apartment stunk like burnt plastic.
This is why scientists use "Kelvin" instead of "Farenheit." Do not try tripling the Kelvin temperature of your turkey to make it cook faster.
Tried to make cookies this way when I was about 10 years old. Except for the legs, my cookies looked pretty darn similar.
am i the only person who thinks that time has stopped in the kitchen -- at ten to four -- when i cook something at 350 ?
More like too late. Rose isn't under 25 anymore
Load More Replies...Mostly, but effect can also be a verb - it's time to effect change! - and affect can also be a noun - his facial affect belied his emotional state. Welcome to English!
Load More Replies...Affect (verb)- to impact or change. Effect (noun... usually)- the result of a change,
I always remember them alphabetically, Affect/Effect. With the phrase F**k around/Find out.
You can also act in affect, which means you are reacting emotionally. But you cannot behave in effect. Though your affect can have an effect on the people around you. ;)
I affect you with a virus and the effect is u getting sick. Is that grammatically correct? I wanted to give it a try.
He's watching out for you, so he doesn't have to pay your workman's comp bills.
Looking so much like a fleshlight, it was obvious they were going to be f****d.
maybe then they should introduce the submarines engineers to Bezos' rocket engineers. The beginning of a beautiful relationship ?
Load More Replies...I normally agree, but there was a 19-year-old kid on board as well who had felt pressured by his dad to accompany him. The kid was scared, but went to please his dad. So, for the Titan submarine, I’m not big on “lol fück the rich” jokes/memes. Yeah, they were all rich and that’s mostly why it got so much coverage. But a 19-year-old boy still died on it too, and that just sucks.
Load More Replies...He didn't break the laws of physics; he merely bent them to his will.
There wouldn’t be any air inside the boat when they’re underwater
Load More Replies...My computer guru guy/friend has this behind his couch. He is so scary smart..... BUT !
Any tech going into this place needs full PPE and a respirator. *shudder*
He was at his brother River’s side when River died. Joaquin had done a lot of acting as a child actor before then, but had taken a break as he hadn’t “caught on” and wasn’t getting any appealing roles. River had convinced him to return to Los Angeles and give acting another try. I believe he returned to acting a few years after River’s death, and has been fairly popular since. I remember reading a quote by Joaquin (I think a few years after Gladiator) that he still misses his brother terribly. As do we all :( But yes, Joaquin is an amazingly talented actor.
Load More Replies...It was just an honorary doctorate though, not a PHD
Load More Replies...So what exactly is the person visible through the hole taking a photo of? The doors? Seems a bit dull.
Nothing that's there. The person and the truck were added in when the original was photoshopped.
Load More Replies...Which means it'll cost 3 times more than other jet engines. Shouldn't the nacelle be purple.
The Cat Returns! https://www.google.com/search?q=the+cat+returns&client=ms-android-motorola-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&inm=vs#tts=0
Load More Replies...I want tiny pizzas to sprinkle on foods!!! Who am I kidding though I would just tilt the jar back and binge the whole jar :)
Oh, good. Nice to to know where the next world wide problem will be coming from...😁
https://img.ifunny.co/images/a2189065634825d054d0469c072b7b0233266c5b3a706f6be6089b10c53cd9ab_1.webp
Load More Replies...more swiss cheese means more holes - more holes means less swiss cheese
My friend and I tried to calculate the difference but it torus apart.
Imagine this - there was a time when a PC with such specs was a luxury affordable only to a few...
well, an E Machine was pretty cheap because it was not good.
Load More Replies...Wish I still had my eMachine. My newest pc doesn’t even have a floppy disk drive
Ha, my first PC was an IBM PS2 386 33sx, 40MB HD 16KB RAM.
A "ship of theseus" computer would've been a smart thing to buy back in the 1980s and 1990s. Upgrade the chips, upgrade the motherboard, upgrade the graphics driver, upgrade the CD-RW, pretty soon you have a whole new computer. Alas, you'd need time travel to successfully anticipate which parts would be compatible.
I'm pretty sure the Neanderthal hardware worked just fine, given that their dna is still kicking about in most of the people in Northern Europe.
Don't know where you got that "Northern European" idea from. It's in literally everyone who isn't 100% African.
Load More Replies...DO NOT BUY. Got some for emergency kit, opened years later and bunch of stuff had been growing in the soup
Did they worship you like the C18 locker creatures in MIB? Unknown-64...c-jpeg.jpg
There's a fun novel where depressions are seen on the surface of a bay. The prints of whales.
They mean the place near England not the marine mammal it's a pun
Load More Replies...Actually, sheep are fish. Or at least if you're going to claim that birds are dinosaurs, it's equally accurate to say that sheep are fish.
Want to know something about the scientist who milked a cockroach. Not "how", but "why"...
Kinda *do* want to know how. Also kinda don't...
Load More Replies...Looks like the little suckers taken a bath, who he think he is cleopatra? Joe's Apartment called looking for thier cousin
I’m not against using bugs as a sustainable source of protein (I’ve even tried some granola with crickets in it) but you will NEVER get me to drink cockroach milk. I won’t do it.
Cockroaches aren't mammals, unless they have no head.
Why is she holding the other end IN FRONT OF HER SMILING FACE?? Is she getting high on his farts!?? Not judging.
Just out of curiosity, which end is she holding and also, why. Some fetishes I just can't get on board with I guess LOL.
A couple, I really need to get off the computer because apparently, I have read the entire internet.
Load More Replies...Maybe a handful of these are not related to most sciences? I'm confused by the titles lol.
Every time I click on a phone notification telling me that Bored Panda has something interesting, when I get to the page, there's no way to find what it says the article is about. All I can see is the headline. Where is the link to the pics and text? Swiping left and right doesn't work. The only way I have found to be able to see it is to shut down the app and then do a search for the title. This makes me wanna throw my phone out the window and I would really appreciate some help. I took a screenshot, but I'm not sure if there is anywhere to put it here. I will look.
There isn't even an FAQ page that I can find on this app. It's really irritating because I like the articles and pictures that you post and I would love to be able to see them. If anybody who works, there is reading this, please give me a hand.
Load More Replies...A couple, I really need to get off the computer because apparently, I have read the entire internet.
Load More Replies...Maybe a handful of these are not related to most sciences? I'm confused by the titles lol.
Every time I click on a phone notification telling me that Bored Panda has something interesting, when I get to the page, there's no way to find what it says the article is about. All I can see is the headline. Where is the link to the pics and text? Swiping left and right doesn't work. The only way I have found to be able to see it is to shut down the app and then do a search for the title. This makes me wanna throw my phone out the window and I would really appreciate some help. I took a screenshot, but I'm not sure if there is anywhere to put it here. I will look.
There isn't even an FAQ page that I can find on this app. It's really irritating because I like the articles and pictures that you post and I would love to be able to see them. If anybody who works, there is reading this, please give me a hand.
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