30 Hilariously Relatable Memes Shared On The ‘Sarcasm Only’ Instagram Account (New Pics)
Ah, sarcasm. It’s everywhere we look — social media posts, newspaper headlines, remarks from coworkers, comments from friends, you name it. For some people, it’s a way to vent their frustrations. For others, a tool to wound. Hence, countless workplace and relationship experts advise against it, as this form of expression is bound to cause misunderstandings and only pour more fuel into the fire. But what if snarky comments are a part of your sense of humor? In fact, a part of who you are?
If that’s the case, you’ve come to the right place! Let us introduce you to the Instagram account called 'Sarcasm Only', an ultimate destination for all sarcastic souls out there where they can feel understood. With a whopping 16 million followers, it’s full of like-minded individuals who spend time devouring painfully accurate memes, snide tweets, and hilarious jokes that we all sometimes desperately need.
So pull your seat closer and get ready for a wild rollercoaster of a ride, because we at Bored Panda have gone through their feed and hand-picked some of their best posts to share with you all. Continue scrolling to see the newest batch of finest snarky memes, hit upvote on your favorite ones, and be sure to share them with your friends who need it most! After you're done chuckling at these entries, check out our earlier part of this feature right over here.
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I've said jokingly not to LOOK at me in that tone of VOICE. I realize now that tone of face might have been funnier
Load More Replies...The Resting B Face is real. I have to remind my husband to smile sometimes. Lol.
I used to have a boss that a co-worker described as having "resting 'I will kill you in your sleep' face".
Load More Replies...The best thing about wearing a mask during covid, besides reducing the likelihood of spreading a serious disease, people couldn't tell when I made that face.
Yes, but mostly I never feel sorry for it because how can I NOT make that face out loud?
All the time at work. Like this morning when I found out we were doing pre-sort glass inspection.
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Poor little guy. He has no clue that this is not changing anytime soon.
All I can hear now is Olaf: "This will all make sense when I am older..."
Load More Replies...Welcome to the world, kid. It just gets more complex as you grow up.
He's a step ahead of a lot of people: He knows it and acknowledges it. Most people are the same, but many aren't aware and/or won't admit it.
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Grrrrl on the left is super high maintenance and takes selfies on the hour. I'm on the right, trying to avoid photographic evidence of my shenanigans.
Load More Replies...Chubby people pound for pound are more fun to hang with. They rarely judge and don't make you feel bad for pigging out.
No shame in being a miniature horse! They're adorable, relatively low-maintenance, and have SUCH. GODDAMN. FLOOFY. MANES.
I can still look like that in my head if I want to.
Load More Replies...While sarcasm may be a gift that keeps on giving, not everyone’s ready to receive it. See, some people simply don’t get the purpose of mean and salty jokes. Or they’re simply not a fan. After all, depending on the topic and the tone of voice, the meaning of the joke can sometimes fly right over their heads, and no one enjoys being laughed at or feeling left out of the conversation.
But for those that do get it, it’s nothing but satisfying. Oscar Wilde, the connoisseur of wit, once wrote: "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." While the first part of his phrase is often a subject for debate, there’s no denying that this linguistic quirk is a sign of an inventive mind.
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Easily avoided by adopting a diet of ben & Jerry's
Load More Replies...Strange, a lot of people don't eat when depressed. Then others eat nonstop.
When I have snacks and drinks in the park with friends I'm a cool guy at a picnic, but do the same thing by myself and I'm an alcoholic!
POV: that one crumb in the bed at night https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstock.adobe.com%2Fsearch%3Fk%3Ddevil%2520face&psig=AOvVaw2J30wKGfAR60TLlRq-ohXp&ust=1678320499228000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCMDXwpqFy_0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
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I feel like if I comment "Same" we're inadvertently starting a heist group....so.....same.
Sometimes selling drugs just doesn't sound like it's such a bad option anymore.
Story time… my AA Sponsor met her 2nd husband in AA. He was a former member of a biker club that manufactured and distributed meth. He’d been sober for quite a while, got married and had a child, but relapsed after being prescribed narcotic pain meds by his dentist. My Sponsor threw him out when she discovered he’d been slowly draining her bank account. To his credit, he didn’t go back to his old club and pick up where he left off; unfortunately he decided that robbing a bank was his best option. The problem is that robbing a bank is like eating potato chips- you can’t stop at one. He got away with the first two, got caught on the 3rd, did a little Federal time. Got out and did it 2 or 3 more times, got caught again, got 20 years. Apparently, folks usually DO get away with 1 or 2, then get sloppy because they have a false sense of security. Which leads to mistakes. Which leads to getting caught. It was very sad, especially for their daughter, who was a toddler when it all started.
Load More Replies...I'm surprised people still rob any place. So much tech everywhere
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My old dog had one, plus had to wear a muzzle (attacks before I adopted him). People would come up to him to check what it said and often to discuss with me whether it way really necessary because he was so cute. Actually got more space without the vest. People are idiots.
To learn more about this powerful linguistic tool, we reached out to Ruth Filik, a psychology professor at The University of Nottingham, UK, who happily shared a few insights on the topic. We were curious to learn more about the relationship between sarcasm and irony. Many people believe, after all, that these two words almost seem synonymous, although that's not the case. Since these terms are often misused, misapplied, and misunderstood, we asked Professor Filik to explain the difference between them.
"Not everyone agrees on these definitions, but irony is when someone says the opposite of what they mean, and sarcasm is a type of irony that is directed at a person, with the intent to criticize," she told Bored Panda.
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Told one dude I was wearing a coffee bean sack dress and a pair of basketball shorts..... "Oooooh mami, I bet you could roast those beans yourself in that outfit". So you are correct. Hahahaha 😂
Load More Replies...Oxford shirt, Arrow collar, Windsor knot, pin-striped suit, white spats, and Fred Astaire's top hat.
Being comfortable is sexy too. Usually y'all are braless, messy ponytail, PJ shirts and a tank top.
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I continually have to apologize to my friend Kevin who is 9 years older than me
Load More Replies...I got this a few years ago from some college kid walking a trail near me. "Hey old man!" My reply was "Are you not planning to make it to 40??" It's really silly to attack someone for their age, when you're eventually going to be there!
It's a real eye opener when the liquor store stops asking for ID
30 IS NOT A REAL NUMBER! 30 IS A LIE! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF 30! THERE'S NO WAY I'M OLD BECAUSE I'M CURRENTLY SUPPOSED TO BE 30! IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!! 😂😂 literally how i felt turning 30
I will always be 39 forever. I will celebrate the first anniversary of my 39th birthday, and second anniversary of my 39th. Forever and for eternity.
My wife was 29 for at least 10 years. Thirty years later and she's finally caught up with me. She aged really fast. lol
Load More Replies...Two choices...you either grow old or die. Stop making fun of people over 50.
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40's used to be full on grown ups and proper adults, then I reached the 40's.
Me, apparently almost forty: what! 1990 wasn't 10 years ago? I refuse to grow up until the world gets its s**t together.
Load More Replies...I remember back in the day when I had a crush on a 30 year old, then found out he was trying to make it as a professional surfer and lived with his mom and it was a deal breaker for me. I just remembered that, living with my mom, about to leave for rehearsal because I'm performing on friday. How the turntables...
Some people never grow up or learn from their experiences. We never have all the answers nor truly know what we are doing.
I have been learning from my experiences my whole life and that's why I don't want grow up.
Load More Replies...Most 18 year Olds think they are adults and know everything. 10 years later you realize how little you knew....and how little you still know.
Haaaahaaaaa just wait till the 30's we ain't got our s**t together either 😂
Looking through some of the comments from people in their 20’s their 70’s… I don’t think anyone on the planet has their s**t together. I mean the entire world is just kinda assuming someone has it together; but no one does. We are all faking it, until we make it, but no one ever makes it there. Anyway…..
I worked in nursing homes for years. Almost no one really has their s**t together, they just try and make everyone THINK they do. The people who do have their s**t as together as they can are more fragile and dependant on things just going well than they realize more often than not, and the ones that do realize it are constantly stressed out that something will go wrong.
"For example, saying 'What lovely weather' (when it is raining) would be an ironic comment, and saying 'That was clever' (when someone did something stupid) would be sarcastic," Filik continued. "Our research shows that more brain regions are activated when people read sarcastic comments, suggesting that sarcasm may be more complicated to understand than non-sarcastic irony." But she also pointed out that some research suggests that emojis might be here to lend a helping hand and allow people to better understand sarcasm when other cues are missing.
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No problem, I see just one happy statement (even though the face-palm in the end says otherwise, but she might realise later)
Load More Replies...I bought a whole new wardrobe of cute stuff last year after an illness and I lost a bunch of weight, but I have nowhere to wear them to. Sometimes I just put on a cute outfit for errands now.
Same, same. Me : yeah maybe I will go to that place or do that thing.... 15min later False alarm, I have nothing to wear that doesn't look like 10yr old pajamas! As you were...
Well there's either a long story there or a cheap way to go!
Load More Replies...Same. But I don't really care for going out too much. I have a summer going out shirt, a winter going out shirt, and a funeral shirt. All with the same pair of dress pants.
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Let me translate: "OH MY GOD THEY CHOPPED OFF MY GIRLFRIENDS HEAD AND COOKED HER FOR DINNER. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US. THEY MADE ME WATCH MAN"
Actually only the roosters scream and it's usually the hens that get slaughtered. The hen's should be the one's screaming!
My hens scream! They don't crow but they sure raise a racket. Add in a pair of mature roosters and a couple young cockrells from this year's batch of chicks and the cacophony guarantees I never sleep past 6! Those little guys can bust an eardrum, too.
Load More Replies...Correction Roosters start the day by screaming. Hens do not cockadoddledo
My hens start the day screaming and it drives me nuts, as I live in a suburb and they are closer to my neighbors house than mine. Hens don't just make cute clucking sounds, but loudly: bwak..Bwak..BWAK BWAKK!!! They are announcing they laid an egg, or that they want food immediately- little jerks.
Load More Replies...Kookaburras start the day laughing. Chickens (hens) make laying noise because they are squeezing eggs out of their cloacas and it's more of a brooo, brooop, brooo. Roosters crow to show dominance over the herd.
And because they enjoy annoying us! We had a broken rooster that started his morning calls at 3am every day and went on for hours! I don't believe in violence or killing animals unless you're going to eat them but I was reconsidering my ideals when it came to that one! I sucked it up because I knew it would be wrong. Damn my idealistic self! 😅
Load More Replies...GORL I start my day with ear plugs. U talk before 10am and I will end u.
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2020 also had the Australian bushfires (burning about 1/4 of Australia), murder hornets, the Norilsk oil spill, the Beirut explosion (disclocating 300 000 people), the unrests in the wake of the BL protests (and their "conservative" counterparts), 2021 beginning with the capitol storming, mutliple vulcano eruptions, then the beginning of the Ukraine war. Somehow World War III would be not very surprising... We are already waiting for the other shoe to drop. What comes next?
Load More Replies...Rofl ... You say 2019-2022 like we're in the clear now. You'd have been better to leave it at 2019 - ...
You're more right than you realize, I'm sad to say.
Load More Replies...Oh I will be dead by then. Teach kids about history folks. They need to understand why the world is collapsing. Teach them all that was wrong so they don't repeat it
Teach history and the reasons things happened and how to avoid mistakes repeating, not just names and dates for tests.
Load More Replies...According to the professor, understanding sarcasm easily can rely on a lot of cues — such as context, tone of voice, and facial expression — that might not always be there, like in a text message. "Sarcasm is a very useful skill — for example, in some situations, it may be helpful to be able to criticize someone 'with humor,' in order to maintain your relationship with them," Filik added.
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I did for a good part of my life only to find out that every guy who ever sent mixed signals thought they were crystal clear and I just wasn't interested.. well. One day someone who is able to clearly state what he wants will show up
Load More Replies...Mixed signals is always a NO. The only yes is yes. If they want it, they'll do what needs to be done.
Complimentary mixed drink from the bar tender and you have diabetes. He doesn't know..... So, nooooo??
Nothing wrong with being single! You just haven't found the right one yet. And trust me, it's better to wait then have to go through a couple divorces!
Load More Replies...I don't understand this 1. what are mixed signals? (sorry, I have autism, and im pretty clueless, when it comes to social cues)
Someone acting both like they like you and like they don't, for example kissing you and then ignoring your texts for a few weeks. Some people are experts at giving other people just enough hope to stay interested, while they actually have no intention to actually get serious. Similarly, some people are very unsure about their feelings and change the way they feel about a person depending on their fluctuating moods. It's never good to be on the hook (i.e. on the receiving end of this situation).
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If you can stay calm in stressful situations, there's something wrong with you.
I'm good at *appearing* calm in stressful situations, does that count?
And if you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs, perhaps you haven't understood the situation
There is a huge difference between being calm in an unprecedented random stressful situation, and a being able to be calm when you work in a stressful environment due to the nature of your occupation, and you have an incredible skillset developed over the many hours and years that you have been exposed to it.
No a lot of people stay calm during the high stress situations but afterwards fall apart far a few days. I'm that way and so was my mom and both my siblings, my dad not as much but he handled his business and we all worked in very high stress careers. You could say we thrived on it but it hurts you physically and eventually wears down your body and immune system and we weren't a healthy family to begin with. So it hurt us in the long run but some people actually thrive on stress. They're called adrenaline junkies. That's not why I did the work I did and I didn't realize it until later. My mom was robbed by gunpoint twice in the same week and my mom was very stoic and he he'd the gun in her face and he then aimed it at her staff and she said keep the gun on me, I don't want anyone hurt, I'll do whatever you want. He said give me everything. My mom separated out the checks so they couldn't be cashed and gave him all the cash and said do you have something to put this in?
The guy was flustered and said no and was getting very agitated and my mom said hold on I'll give you my lunch bag. So that's what she did and then he left. But the same person shot someone at another branch because they were too nervous and didn't hold it together but my mom was a very good eyewitness and helped catch the guy. But she she couldn't stand up after it happened. She just sort of collapsed but no one got hurt and that's all that matters! My siblings and I worked with the criminally insane and you have to hold it together or you're in trouble. It's just who you are, you're not crazy, it's part of your makeup. We're all different. My first husband would pass out and I had to handle everything. No big deal. But later I would destress. Meditation, prayers and chocolate! 😂
Load More Replies...I read it as: are you good at staying stressful in calm situations 😭
Staying stressful in calm situations is the only thing that I excel at.
Load More Replies...meditation helps me a lot! lots of breath work! I tend to stay really high in the chest when I'm nervous & meditation seems to help bring the oxygen down where it is supposed to go!
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Be like that diet, we're not friends anymore, ice cream likes me more anyways.
Yeah ice cream stays by my side... And hips
Load More Replies...Do people STILL diet? Don't "diet". Life is too short not to have sweets
At 70 years, whenever I hear the word diet, my hearing goes. Too much b.s.
There are ice creams that you can have that are lite on the carbs, and they are pretty good. I'm on Keto and I still eat ice cream - just not the whole container.
While some people may see sarcasm as off-putting or endearing, it’s hard to deny that it’s smart. And researchers at Harvard proved that. In a 2015 paper titled, The highest form of intelligence: Sarcasm increases creativity for both expressers and recipients, they found that being sarcastic makes us think more abstractly.
One of the authors of the paper, an award-winning researcher Francesca Gino, explained in an article in Scientific American that sarcasm graces us with unexpected benefits of boosting our creativity. "The use of sarcasm, in fact, promotes creativity for those on both the giving and receiving end of sarcastic exchanges. Instead of avoiding sarcasm completely in the office, the research suggests sarcasm, used with care and in moderation, can be effectively used and trigger some creative sparks," she wrote.
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If that subterranean goblin is your ex, I pity you, but it's still better than my ex, so I'll take my chances with the subterranean goblin...
Same here! I know my ex was trying to kill me! At least I have a chance with a goblin, he might be more reasonable than my ex!
Load More Replies...Im still trying to stop myself from choosing two. Funny things is my exes r dating eachotger so im kinda screwed
I wish mine would! Then my prayers for a meteor strike would dwiddle to one! 😂😏 Jk
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My grandmother used to hide pre-measured shots of scotch in empty pill bottles and take in her purse. (To weddings/parties etc) True story
Sounds like my nana! I grew up on beer and blackberry Brandy! It's good for what ails you. And when she was mad at me it was cod liver oil! 😱😬
Load More Replies...My first wedding was alcohol free. My second was 5 kegs, 10 gallons of lemonade squeeze (Bacardi Limon), gallons of homemade Apple pie liquor, moonshine and a lot of assorted alcohol and 300 lb Russian boar in a roaster and more food than anyone could eat. I married a redneck from the redneck yacht club and it was a lot more fun than my first wedding and no wedding dress or suit, just shorts. I made a camp so no one could drive. I believe in being responsible with alcohol, you drink you don't drive and I made breakfast the next morning. No one argues with the bride!
Well how are you doing to fit your flask in that tiny purse??? Come on now priorities over fashion
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This was about the only time I was on Ross's side of anything. He was a selfish, conceited jerk most of the show.
Even when he agreed not to date anyone while Rachel was pregnant just to support her through it?
Load More Replies...Nothing sucks worse than dreaming all day of what you're going to pig out on when you get home just to find when you get there somebody already beat you to it.
In an RP once my character was really REALLY sad because she spilled her blueberries
I once legit cried because my son ate a snack I was looking forward to. (I didn't cry in front of him, just to clarify.) But it was a total "this is the ONE thing I had to look forward to" moment. Constant stress is a real b*tch.
I had this whole scene unfold in my kitchen at 8 am today. Someone ate my burrito.
Past studies have revealed that sarcasm was usually seen as something critical and easy to misunderstand. "In recent research, my colleagues and I discovered an upside to this otherwise gloomy picture of sarcasm." They set out to do a few studies where participants would need to engage in either simulated sarcastic, sincere, or neutral dialogues by choosing from pre-written responses on a sheet of paper.
"Immediately after participants engaged in these 'conversations,' we presented them with tasks testing their creativity," Gino added. "Not surprisingly, the participants exposed to sarcasm reported more interpersonal conflict than those in other groups. More interestingly, those who engaged in a sarcastic conversation fared better on creativity tasks."
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I have watched the first 5 minutes of so many films and tv series. My Netflix continue watching bar embarassing.
I’ll spend half an hour scrolling through Netflix looking for just the right thing to watch, then fall asleep before the opening credits are over.
Load More Replies...I've been wondering lately why at almost 73 I fight going to bed as if I was 8. Holding my eyelids open to read another page, yawns the shape of the Meteor Crater. And then when I do go and get into bed I look at BP for 20 minutes. AAAAAAGH! (At least, though, I don't have to get up in the mornings, most days.
At least late night BP doesn't require a torch under the blanket
Load More Replies...I'm a mom of toddlers. Staying up late for no f*cking reason is the only alone time I get, lol
Wait until they're teens, then you'll be staying up worrying! Enjoy the " for no reason" now! 😂
Load More Replies...I'm pregnant so opposite problem. Try to stay up long enough to finish last page of book....asleep before I've read 3 sentences.
Or stay up because the f*****g ac is busted during a heatwave and it's 88 degrees in the house
With me, that's the temperature I'm just getting warm! My body temperature is 97 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm a lizard 🦎. When Covid started I was living in Florida and I was running about 96.7 and I had to go into the county building and they took your temp. And one of the officer's asked me are you sure you're not dead? I laughed and said yeah, I'm sure and I've already had Covid. He said I still think you might be dead. 😂 Now I live back up north and I freeze all time and I miss the 100 degree days!
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not really hey. If more people had paid attention in biology class we would not have people burning 5g towers in the UK because they think they cause covid.
Load More Replies...Way back in the early 80's, my HS did offer a course in adulting. I can't remember what it was called, but we learned about balancing our checkbooks (remember, this was pretty much pre-internet. We role-played interview for jobs. Anyone over 18 was strongly encourage to register and to vote. We were never told how to vote or for whom, but vote. And try to find a reason to vote for someone, not just against their opponent. In other words, get educated about what they stand for. Lots of other practical life skills.
Same! I don't have any kids myself, so I didn't realize it wasn't still done. How is this not part of general education?
Load More Replies...This is a parent's job; teachers can't do everything - retired teacher of 25 years (couldn't do it anymore with these unrealistic expectations)
I agree about the unrealistic expectations and lack of parental involvement. But I do think the curriculum that is standard across US schools could be tweaked with a little more "need to know as a successful adult" information.
Load More Replies...As I have said elsewhere, our school systems worldwide need a complete makeover, with "adulting" (lol) being a big part of the curriculum.
While I understand people wanting their children to learn practical things in school, it's important to understand that sometimes it isn't necessarily about the quadratic equation, but about the mental exercise that it provides, and how that strengthens children's ability to think. We don't remember many of the things we learned in school, but will always be impacted by how it strengthened our minds.
YEAH THANKS but HOW am I SUPPOSED to USE that IN REAL LIFE?! I'M NOT AN ENGINEER!!
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I should just get lasik surgery on my eyes, because I ask myself this question a lot.
I know you didn't mean that literally but any time it's brought up I have to ask people, DO YOU KNOW HOW LASIK IS DONE?? I thought they kinda just laser your eye and *poof* you're not blind! No. That is not at all the case.
Load More Replies...No not age, it goes away with experience! How many times does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?! 😂
Load More Replies...I had an opthalmologist tell me I had a macular degenerative disease and I'd be blind by 40. Visually, he was incorrect, but I should have taken the hint because love is blind and I really lost my vision when it came to love! 😱😏
That's your problem right there: judging people with your eyes.
The reason why sarcasm might enhance creativity is that the brain itself has to think outside of the box to understand or convey a sarcastic comment, so "sarcasm may lead to clearer and more creative thinking."
"To either create or understand sarcasm, tone must overcome the contradiction between the literal and actual meanings of the sarcastic expressions. This is a process that activates, and is facilitated by, abstraction, which in turn promotes creative thinking," Gino added.
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My BFF is one of the most amazing people I've ever met! She became my soul sister the day I met her 47 years ago and she's never let me down! And she has more degrees and common sense than anyone I know. But we're there for each other. She was wrong about my first husband too but she was right about my second husband and I was wrong but I finally got a stepdaughter.
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Even with an empty two bedroom apartment in NY he's worlds ahead of most of us
That's what I said. But then I'm even considering semi century?! 😏😂😱
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Prior to delivery message alerts, we just assumed a package would never come, and we were more delighted if it ever did.
Us boomers grew up with "allow 3-6 weeks for delivery" and no way to know anything about it except if your check had cleared the bank (which you didn't know until your monthly statement). It's no wonder we occasionally get a bit pissy.
Your package has been delivered. Great, where was my package delivered to? I haven't got it, neither have my neighbours...and I was in all day
Amazon now updates you in the app once the driver is within 10 stops of you. Only if it's an Amazon driver, not UPS/FEDEX/USPS.
I'm getting better. I refuse to look out the window, and I will go to the grocery store before it's supposed to arrive.
However, the researcher suggested keeping snarky remarks to people you know well to avoid unnecessarily offending others (even if that would help them think more creatively). "Our studies show that, given the same content and tone, sarcasm expressed toward or received from someone we trust is less conflict provoking than sarcasm expressed toward or received from someone we distrust. Of course, if we were to vary the tone and content, it would make a difference too – given an extremely harsh tone and critical content, even trust might not be enough," she concluded.
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Too often = my solution. I make myself do at least one thing a day with extra points given to myself for doing more.
Does washing the same load of laundry 3 times count as 1 thing per day cuz I couldn't be bothered to hang it up to dry and I didn't want it to mildew in the washer fri/sat/sun?
Load More Replies...It's why I relate to the American opossum: I get stressed, I play dead on the couch under a blanket. The sleep value is so very good, though.
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How can you hate your job when you have a kitty supervisor? I'd be thrilled.
When you're facebook contains a lot of posts about how s**t your company is, HR will talk to you. If you don't conform they'll find a way to get rid of you.
I've found that the company Karen's will tattle on you quickly. To complain about your job on social media, my advice is to not post it publicly, or so any co-workers can see(even if they agree with you). It's best to not have coworkers on your friend list, but if you must, selectively block them from work ranting posts. Otherwise, expect anything you say about your job (whether it's negative or less than pleasant) to be presented with printed screenshots of every post. Beware of complaining about work with coworkers unless you know them well, many seemingly normal people are Karen's in disguise!! Idk why grow adults delight in tattling and making everything into drama but there are far too many of them.
Load More Replies...i figure that as long as I'm _doing_ the job, how i feel about it shouldn't matter.
It does to them. See Paul Johnson's post below. Truth.
Load More Replies...You're not obligated to like your job, just to do it within the standards required.
Note to self; post stuff about your job on something OTHER than the workplace social media
News flash: It's none of HRs business how many times you post that you hate your job
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Oh thank god. I thought I was the only guy thinking this
Load More Replies...This might be the same interview where she says, "My Mom said to me, 'One day, you should settle down and marry a rich man', I said, 'Mom, I AM a rich man'!"
Love that casual sexism. If it wouldn't be OK for men to say that about women, why is it applauded when women say it about men? (woman typing this)
In general, I'd agree. Knowing Chers history with Sonny, this is a valid comment.
Load More Replies...Without Sonny Bono launching her career, she'd be schlepping tables in an all-night diner.
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Stop treating childfree people as if we were all filthy rich with no job or other family obligations...
You do realize this post is SARCASM, right! No one is expecting you to actually go to Africa. It's about making spur of the moment plans. I have 2 kids myself. Calm down.
Or.... some of with kids do this. Life with kids doesn't stop the fun and spontaneity.
Different kinds of fun. Not much spontaneity.
Load More Replies...I can't even afford to go to the supermarket sometimes....Africa is a stretch.
If you live in Africa, going to the supermarket is the bigger stretch...
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That's because you do not give nice guys like me a chance, you are always going for the Chad's even though I will treat you like a princess etc etc
Hey, my husband is awesome! Before i met him i thought all people were mean, self centered, and would throw me under a bus for a penny, but my hubby is there for me, would never hurt me intentionally, and puts me first to the point i worry about him neglecting himself. Not all men are awful. Just way too many of them.
Ok, i read Nathaniel's comment as sarcastic and satirical. Much like the Simpsons. So funny. If he's being legit, that's Hella sad for him. I think he's been pretty funny though cos I just don't think anyone is that sad on this particular site.
Ask yourself if the pattern is you constantly being disappointed maybe it’s conclusive that you are the problem or at the very least your ability to choose a partner correctly.
bruh Im gonna get downvoted for SURe for this, but why tf is generalizing all men by saying they are dumb, useless, stupid etc (which I have seen other images of in this same post) totally fine and upvoted like crazy, but if a man were to post this same thing with genders reversed, they’re completely canceled? I am a girl btw. What the f**k is wrong with people these days omg. SOrry if I offended u btw but this seems ridiculous to me.
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What I like doing is pushing my friends to do the least amount of effort possible. Can't get out of bed? Wiggle your feet. Then slide one foot to the edge of the bed. Then the other. Then wiggle your feet off the bed until your feet touch the floor. Then stand up. Voila, you accomplished something today
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Exercise and nutrition will do more to alleviate depression than anything else. But those things don't put money in the pockets of psychiatrists and even though everyone knows to do them, they don't. They'd rather go to a psychiatrist and hope to get prescribed "Happy Pills". I've been working in psych for nearly 30 years.
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Yes, it’s a real Sophie’s choice here. At least Davidson is funny ( I’ve been told).
And sweet, kind, caring, self-deprecating and warm - unlike Kanye
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Apparently she only like narcissistic jerks. But at least Davidson isn't as severely delusional as Kanye is. Tiny steps I guess.
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Humans - just be decent and not so narcissistic, ok? Golden Rule applied.
Wil Wheaton once boiled the 10 Commandments just down to 1. "Don't be a D**k"
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I was diagnosed with narcolepsy because of just how quickly I can fall asleep and back asleep at the drop of a hat. They had me do a sleep study where they woke me up, told me to go back to sleep, woke me up again, let me eat and then told me to try to nap.. best day ever.
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But then you'd get anxiety over what to do with all that free time...
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I don’t know, is it too much? What about seven? Seven is a nice number. Still too much? I’m overthinking this…
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Wait one hot minute. You're saying you have access to this magical creature? I'd sell my least favorite sister if he would become my neighbor. How do I know you're not playing with my kinda delicate emotions? Please tell me you're not. I've never been this close to celebrity before (unless you count Janet Reno on the shuttle in the Pittsburgh airport, which I do not - she was very underwhelming).
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I've had this happen with other women because they felt safer next to another woman. So it's fine for me
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People will always want to sit close to you if you bring your pony on the subway.
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One of my sons is a morning person. I feel so sorry for him around a bunch of grumps
Me when my husband talks too much when I first get home from work. 😂 Just to clarify, I love him, and I want to hear it everything he has to say. I just need a few minutes, when I first get home, to decompress, lol.)
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Are those serial killers, but it's cats instead?
Load More Replies...right now, 1 cat. eventually I can give you 2 dogs, 2 cats, a fish tank and a snake. That's the dream. But no kids.
This is more my stepdad but still super true. Like I have a dog and a cat, what more does he want from me?
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Or in my case not only outfits I don't have but definitely clothes that can't fit or wouldn't look remotely the same if I wore it. Lol
God I hate ordering clothes online because I saw a model looking cute in the clothes, then it comes to my house and I'm like, "oh yeah my body is way different than that model's and I can't pull this off"
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Generally this means "I couldn't get that person to shut up about you, so now I know a lot of random things about you."
Well that's just one side of the story, allow me to show you the real thing.
i was recently on weding to my friend i meet online whom I played online games with for 7+years, and lots of his family was like that "'Oh, You are That potato! Hm... i heard a lot about you" and i was really uncomfortable...
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Both of my sons are blessed with long eyelashes. I'm so jealous. They are gorgeously handsome
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His Actaeon’s actually keep everything going. His words look pretty, afford a nice view and come as a key chain.
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Me browsing Bored Panda. Never mind the fact that I have 2 different ergonomic seat things to improve my posture. I think maybe my head is too heavy.
I have the worst posture lmao. I look like that poor shaved cat in a post from a few days ago
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After I watched Pitch Perfect with my brother he called me Fat Patricia for like a year. :) (No worries, I thought it was funny)
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This makes the supposition that being involved with a Kardashian is a good decision....
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When they don't have to wear "the mask" in front of their bros. Guys have just as many pressures to conform as women but less sympathy. However, that is outweighed by the way society supports them - as long as they conform. Tangled web, eh?
Honestly as soon as da boiz come into anything it just wrecks all men’s personalities. They’re okay when they’re by themselves though
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No, it's fine to disrespect an opinion and still respect a person. For example i have a friend who is right wing. I still respect him, but i think his opinion is basically despicable (immoral).
That's great because not many people are like that. I've heard so many people say they've lost friends over trump or Hillary, or trump and Biden, and it always makes me wonder if they were actually friends to begin with. People can have different views and still be good people. And we can't get anywhere just writing off people who have a different opinion than us.
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See honestly I waited because it just felt so rushed at first but eventually I did get it.
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Lol my grandson aged 7 was here and he talks constantly about minecraft which I never understand but I always say oh wow, good job or that's crazy. Last time he was here he went to use the toilet and kept shouting facts to me about minecraft and I was in the living room and couldn't hear him so I ended up sitting in the hallway outside the closed bathroom door for 15 minutes listening to him talk. After the 15 minutes was up he announced that he didn't need a nr2 like he thought so was now done. Only good thing about him loving minecraft is when he is in a bad mood I can always get him in a better mood by asking him what he has been doing in minecraft since he was last here. Works every time
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Lotta men bashing going on. Also, this picture is weird for this phrase.
That has to be fake laughter right? Right? Like...that can't be real.
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Where are the red marks of the bra imprint on the skin? Can't be the only one that looks like I'm still wearing a bra after I take the bra off?
Since the pandemic I gave up bras. If Gillian Anderson can do it I can too!
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My 20s were actually the worst point of my life but my thirties are pretty decent
Ha ha ha ha ha. My 20's were when all my medical issues made themselves prevalent
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On the left- Me before kids. On the right- Me in the morning, late morning, afternoon and mid afternoon.
I'm the unseen third choice: sitting on the toilet scrolling BP
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I wish I got jittery with coffee but I'm pretty much the same as when I don't drink coffee. Just slightly more awake.
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NEVER EVER kid yourself that he or she is someone you can change. NOT your job and you're setting yourself up for a world of pain!
I'm about to give you the best life advice you're ever going to get. Don't EVER get together with a guy because of who he COULD be. He's NOT going to change for you. Get together with a guy because of who he IS. Today. Right firetrucking NOW. Save yourself a lot of unhappiness in the future.
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Who probably has a rock solid liver. And shrunken brain. Until they die.
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Sleep gets more and more appealing the more and more you need it and the longer and longer it takes to get it.
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1. maybe around 60 seconds. 2. Probably at the same time a #1 so, 60 seconds? 3. Just checking where you're at so... 30 seconds. 4. Until I get lockjaw or you pry me off! 5. Sorry I can't, I got lock jaw and need to go hospital
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If guys can care about visuals, girls can too. Why is it that it is perfectly fine for men to like only a certain type of women, but as soon as women are particular about even one feature they are called picky? We all have personal taste. Women can care about looks and be turned on by visuals too.
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Under pressure is not my thing, but I can try Another one bites the dust.
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I'd sign up if my body allowed me to nap. What you've been awake for 36 hours and have several hours to try and nap? Nah bītch it ain't happening and for thinking about napping we ain't sleeping til after 1am maybe and you have to be up by 7 and I'll wake you up 1 to 3 times to pee for good measure
OMG. That's me rn. Alarm goes off in 3.5 hours. IDK why I'm not tired tonight.
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Black is more overthinker friendly. I seriously don't get it how people that wear color do it. I'd wear only dresses or be 3 days late for everything if I had to pick things accordingly. Blue pants with pink shirt, sure, but do they match? Would the temperatures clash? Does the hue of the pants goes with the shirt? How my skin tone will affect this outfit?
If I have to worry about my clothes matching, it’s time to do laundry bc my jeans and t-shirts are dirty.
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You are the only one who has to live with you 24/7 so you might as well accept that you can't change the past but you can always change the present and future.
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Running round leaving scars! ( I know it's out of topic but I couldn't help it)😁
Collecting your jar of hearts. You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, so don't come back to me. Who do you think you are?
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It's Lil Nas X, a famous gay musician. He posted this as a joke to his haters. No, he's not pregnant.
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What else do you need? Although you do need money to buy the cat food, treats, and all the toys and other things they could ever possibly need or want.
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The funniest bit of this whole thread is all the people that clicked on a link of memes from a "Sarcasm Only" account and then got all bent because they don't know what sarcasm is. Hahaha.
The funniest bit of this whole thread is all the people that clicked on a link of memes from a "Sarcasm Only" account and then got all bent because they don't know what sarcasm is. Hahaha.
