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Ah, sarcasm. It’s everywhere we look — social media posts, newspaper headlines, remarks from coworkers, comments from friends, you name it. For some people, it’s a way to vent their frustrations. For others, a tool to wound. Hence, countless workplace and relationship experts advise against it, as this form of expression is bound to cause misunderstandings and only pour more fuel into the fire. But what if snarky comments are a part of your sense of humor? In fact, a part of who you are?

If that’s the case, you’ve come to the right place! Let us introduce you to the Instagram account called 'Sarcasm Only', an ultimate destination for all sarcastic souls out there where they can feel understood. With a whopping 16 million followers, it’s full of like-minded individuals who spend time devouring painfully accurate memes, snide tweets, and hilarious jokes that we all sometimes desperately need.

So pull your seat closer and get ready for a wild rollercoaster of a ride, because we at Bored Panda have gone through their feed and hand-picked some of their best posts to share with you all. Continue scrolling to see the newest batch of finest snarky memes, hit upvote on your favorite ones, and be sure to share them with your friends who need it most! After you're done chuckling at these entries, check out our earlier part of this feature right over here.

#1

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Elderly woman with a sarcastic expression, embodying hilariously relatable meme humor.

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LH25
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been told not to look at my husband in that tone of face.

Adam L
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've said jokingly not to LOOK at me in that tone of VOICE. I realize now that tone of face might have been funnier

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Jessica Allred
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Resting B Face is real. I have to remind my husband to smile sometimes. Lol.

Seanette Blaylock
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have a boss that a co-worker described as having "resting 'I will kill you in your sleep' face".

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Kat!!
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry everyone in the hallways that I've accidentally glared at!

Bruce Horton
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best thing about wearing a mask during covid, besides reducing the likelihood of spreading a serious disease, people couldn't tell when I made that face.

KFunk
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been told so many times that I have a perpetual rbf. I am a nice person, I just look like that haha

Wysteria_Rose
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but mostly I never feel sorry for it because how can I NOT make that face out loud?

Brenda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mom used to tell us not to look at her in that tone of voice. LOL

Analyn Lahr
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the time at work. Like this morning when I found out we were doing pre-sort glass inspection.

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    #2

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    Relatable meme about a kindergartner's confusion, shared on the 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram account.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little guy. He has no clue that this is not changing anytime soon.

    Christina Gomez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear now is Olaf: "This will all make sense when I am older..."

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    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world, kid. It just gets more complex as you grow up.

    Sarah Brown
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how you feel little man...

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* Such is life. At least he learned early.

    S Cooley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person felt that bored panda felt that the world feels this

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a step ahead of a lot of people: He knows it and acknowledges it. Most people are the same, but many aren't aware and/or won't admit it.

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    #3

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    Two horses in a meme, contrasting a sleek white horse with a tired pony. Relatable humor from Sarcasm Only Instagram.

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    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks way more fun to hang with.

    Auntie H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grrrrl on the left is super high maintenance and takes selfies on the hour. I'm on the right, trying to avoid photographic evidence of my shenanigans.

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chubby people pound for pound are more fun to hang with. They rarely judge and don't make you feel bad for pigging out.

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That horse's coat is super shiny, but the one on the right is still adorable.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shame in being a miniature horse! They're adorable, relatively low-maintenance, and have SUCH. GODDAMN. FLOOFY. MANES.

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. Single. Time!! So frustrating! 😤

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but I'm the only one affected, so - so what!?

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still look like that in my head if I want to.

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    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what highlighter she's using?

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    While sarcasm may be a gift that keeps on giving, not everyone’s ready to receive it. See, some people simply don’t get the purpose of mean and salty jokes. Or they’re simply not a fan. After all, depending on the topic and the tone of voice, the meaning of the joke can sometimes fly right over their heads, and no one enjoys being laughed at or feeling left out of the conversation.

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    But for those that do get it, it’s nothing but satisfying. Oscar Wilde, the connoisseur of wit, once wrote: "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." While the first part of his phrase is often a subject for debate, there’s no denying that this linguistic quirk is a sign of an inventive mind.

    #4

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    Sarcasm Only meme about eating all meals in bed labeled as depression.

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate crumbs in the bed.

    Disgruntled Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily avoided by adopting a diet of ben & Jerry's

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    Kevin Richie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange, a lot of people don't eat when depressed. Then others eat nonstop.

    Silas Nash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I have snacks and drinks in the park with friends I'm a cool guy at a picnic, but do the same thing by myself and I'm an alcoholic!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bed is my happy place. I do everything possible from there

    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's all just a matter of perspective.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lay a sheet down when I eat in bed so no crumbs inside lol

    Emma A
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it my favourite pastime

    Camilla Peacock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: that one crumb in the bed at night https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstock.adobe.com%2Fsearch%3Fk%3Ddevil%2520face&psig=AOvVaw2J30wKGfAR60TLlRq-ohXp&ust=1678320499228000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCMDXwpqFy_0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

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    #5

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    Text meme from 'Sarcasm Only': "Financially, I'm at a place where I understand why people rob banks."

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    Jill Baba
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    3 years ago

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if I comment "Same" we're inadvertently starting a heist group....so.....same.

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call them 'unauthorized withdrawals'.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes selling drugs just doesn't sound like it's such a bad option anymore.

    Kitty White
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story time… my AA Sponsor met her 2nd husband in AA. He was a former member of a biker club that manufactured and distributed meth. He’d been sober for quite a while, got married and had a child, but relapsed after being prescribed narcotic pain meds by his dentist. My Sponsor threw him out when she discovered he’d been slowly draining her bank account. To his credit, he didn’t go back to his old club and pick up where he left off; unfortunately he decided that robbing a bank was his best option. The problem is that robbing a bank is like eating potato chips- you can’t stop at one. He got away with the first two, got caught on the 3rd, did a little Federal time. Got out and did it 2 or 3 more times, got caught again, got 20 years. Apparently, folks usually DO get away with 1 or 2, then get sloppy because they have a false sense of security. Which leads to mistakes. Which leads to getting caught. It was very sad, especially for their daughter, who was a toddler when it all started.

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised people still rob any place. So much tech everywhere

    Doodles1983
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Official criminal empathiser over here. Hi!

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    #6

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    Dog wearing a yellow vest labeled "Not Friendly Do Not Touch," from Sarcasm Only memes.

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    Toolkit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily enough this is already written on my face apparently

    Ivana Bašić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old dog had one, plus had to wear a muzzle (attacks before I adopted him). People would come up to him to check what it said and often to discuss with me whether it way really necessary because he was so cute. Actually got more space without the vest. People are idiots.

    Julie Harden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be made into a T-shirt.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I order these? Also, COVID helped a lot with this.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, it's ok. All animals like me....OWW, why did it bite me?! I'm suing!!!" You know this still happens...

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks where that look with pride. Me included.

    Rosa_Bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote my mate who is very much like this picture: 'No Touchy-touchy'

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    To learn more about this powerful linguistic tool, we reached out to Ruth Filik, a psychology professor at The University of Nottingham, UK, who happily shared a few insights on the topic. We were curious to learn more about the relationship between sarcasm and irony. Many people believe, after all, that these two words almost seem synonymous, although that's not the case. Since these terms are often misused, misapplied, and misunderstood, we asked Professor Filik to explain the difference between them.

    "Not everyone agrees on these definitions, but irony is when someone says the opposite of what they mean, and sarcasm is a type of irony that is directed at a person, with the intent to criticize," she told Bored Panda.

    #7

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    Relatable meme about expectations versus reality, featuring a humorous take on clothing choices and dating conversations.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't underestimate a mans ability to find a penguin onesie sexy!

    Shehzadi Amal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told one dude I was wearing a coffee bean sack dress and a pair of basketball shorts..... "Oooooh mami, I bet you could roast those beans yourself in that outfit". So you are correct. Hahahaha 😂

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    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm preggo I wear whatever I want to wear.

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swim shorts but with a proper shirt cos' Zoom.

    Daniel Reuben
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a racoon onsie. Something about that dangling tail in back.

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oxford shirt, Arrow collar, Windsor knot, pin-striped suit, white spats, and Fred Astaire's top hat.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if you're dressed like a shark... come to me baby! LOL!

    W.D. Callahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence! I'm in my penguin pajamas, too!

    Randy Perez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being comfortable is sexy too. Usually y'all are braless, messy ponytail, PJ shirts and a tank top.

    René Studer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but is it a sexy penguin onesie?

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    #8

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    Text meme from Sarcasm Only Instagram: "I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 30 when I was 18."

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    david mesler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I continually have to apologize to my friend Kevin who is 9 years older than me

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    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'll describe someone as "a little old man or lady", then I realize (holy c**p), I'm in my 70's & I'm in that category to many, d'oh !

    Miles Mawyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this a few years ago from some college kid walking a trail near me. "Hey old man!" My reply was "Are you not planning to make it to 40??" It's really silly to attack someone for their age, when you're eventually going to be there!

    Bruce Horton
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a real eye opener when the liquor store stops asking for ID

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at the age of 31 my body certainly feels old

    Sarah Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 IS NOT A REAL NUMBER! 30 IS A LIE! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF 30! THERE'S NO WAY I'M OLD BECAUSE I'M CURRENTLY SUPPOSED TO BE 30! IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!! 😂😂 literally how i felt turning 30

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always be 39 forever. I will celebrate the first anniversary of my 39th birthday, and second anniversary of my 39th. Forever and for eternity.

    James Pasquini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was 29 for at least 10 years. Thirty years later and she's finally caught up with me. She aged really fast. lol

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    Lucy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol imagine when you're 50 & your kid says I'm getting old & she's gonna be 30😁

    Abby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its all abt mindset. im 30, and I dont feel old

    Aimee Bachna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two choices...you either grow old or die. Stop making fun of people over 50.

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    #9

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    Text meme about adulthood expectations in your 20s includes laughter and plea for help; humor from 'Sarcasm Only.'

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40's used to be full on grown ups and proper adults, then I reached the 40's.

    Samantha Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, apparently almost forty: what! 1990 wasn't 10 years ago? I refuse to grow up until the world gets its s**t together.

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember back in the day when I had a crush on a 30 year old, then found out he was trying to make it as a professional surfer and lived with his mom and it was a deal breaker for me. I just remembered that, living with my mom, about to leave for rehearsal because I'm performing on friday. How the turntables...

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people never grow up or learn from their experiences. We never have all the answers nor truly know what we are doing.

    Jjjane20
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been learning from my experiences my whole life and that's why I don't want grow up.

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    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most 18 year Olds think they are adults and know everything. 10 years later you realize how little you knew....and how little you still know.

    Sarah Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaaaaa just wait till the 30's we ain't got our s**t together either 😂

    Bradley Pretzer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking through some of the comments from people in their 20’s their 70’s… I don’t think anyone on the planet has their s**t together. I mean the entire world is just kinda assuming someone has it together; but no one does. We are all faking it, until we make it, but no one ever makes it there. Anyway…..

    Alicia GriffonLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in nursing homes for years. Almost no one really has their s**t together, they just try and make everyone THINK they do. The people who do have their s**t as together as they can are more fragile and dependant on things just going well than they realize more often than not, and the ones that do realize it are constantly stressed out that something will go wrong.

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    "For example, saying 'What lovely weather' (when it is raining) would be an ironic comment, and saying 'That was clever' (when someone did something stupid) would be sarcastic," Filik continued. "Our research shows that more brain regions are activated when people read sarcastic comments, suggesting that sarcasm may be more complicated to understand than non-sarcastic irony." But she also pointed out that some research suggests that emojis might be here to lend a helping hand and allow people to better understand sarcasm when other cues are missing.

    #10

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    Text meme reads: "I have more t-shirts to sleep in than cute tops to go out in." From 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram.

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your problem was ...?

    Jjjane20
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem, I see just one happy statement (even though the face-palm in the end says otherwise, but she might realise later)

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's got their priorities in order.

    masterrocket31
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go out. Problem solved

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a whole new wardrobe of cute stuff last year after an illness and I lost a bunch of weight, but I have nowhere to wear them to. Sometimes I just put on a cute outfit for errands now.

    Dominique Na
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, same. Me : yeah maybe I will go to that place or do that thing.... 15min later False alarm, I have nothing to wear that doesn't look like 10yr old pajamas! As you were...

    exhausted crier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and none of them originally belonged to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Lily Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there's either a long story there or a cheap way to go!

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    Mykidsartrocks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. But I don't really care for going out too much. I have a summer going out shirt, a winter going out shirt, and a funeral shirt. All with the same pair of dress pants.

    Jen F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have more t-shirts and lounge pants. Rookie...

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    #11

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    Relatable meme from 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram about understanding why chickens start their day screaming.

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    Shehzadi Amal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me translate: "OH MY GOD THEY CHOPPED OFF MY GIRLFRIENDS HEAD AND COOKED HER FOR DINNER. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US. THEY MADE ME WATCH MAN"

    Kevin Felton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they want sex. Seriously, that's the answer.

    Lily Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually only the roosters scream and it's usually the hens that get slaughtered. The hen's should be the one's screaming!

    Ela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hens scream! They don't crow but they sure raise a racket. Add in a pair of mature roosters and a couple young cockrells from this year's batch of chicks and the cacophony guarantees I never sleep past 6! Those little guys can bust an eardrum, too.

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    Piou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many human are doing the same!

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Scream in to My pillow some days to😩

    Lizzie Conkey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction Roosters start the day by screaming. Hens do not cockadoddledo

    Hi, it's me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hens start the day screaming and it drives me nuts, as I live in a suburb and they are closer to my neighbors house than mine. Hens don't just make cute clucking sounds, but loudly: bwak..Bwak..BWAK BWAKK!!! They are announcing they laid an egg, or that they want food immediately- little jerks.

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    SeidWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to solve, Jack, with "Existential Horror"

    Hannah Phelan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kookaburras start the day laughing. Chickens (hens) make laying noise because they are squeezing eggs out of their cloacas and it's more of a brooo, brooop, brooo. Roosters crow to show dominance over the herd.

    Lily Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And because they enjoy annoying us! We had a broken rooster that started his morning calls at 3am every day and went on for hours! I don't believe in violence or killing animals unless you're going to eat them but I was reconsidering my ideals when it came to that one! I sucked it up because I knew it would be wrong. Damn my idealistic self! 😅

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    Echo Ornett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GORL I start my day with ear plugs. U talk before 10am and I will end u.

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    #12

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    Child studying with crayons, looking frustrated; a relatable meme on the 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram account.

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    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! like there's going to be a 2050...

    Sivi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be, cause then I be done with my loan ;_;

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    Angie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the worst thing we have to live through is COVID, we will be very lucky.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 also had the Australian bushfires (burning about 1/4 of Australia), murder hornets, the Norilsk oil spill, the Beirut explosion (disclocating 300 000 people), the unrests in the wake of the BL protests (and their "conservative" counterparts), 2021 beginning with the capitol storming, mutliple vulcano eruptions, then the beginning of the Ukraine war. Somehow World War III would be not very surprising... We are already waiting for the other shoe to drop. What comes next?

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, I want to hug this kid so bad. Don't cry, little one.

    chiizkake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels very appropriate that that chapter requires only a red crayon and a large, rolling tear.

    MONROE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rofl ... You say 2019-2022 like we're in the clear now. You'd have been better to leave it at 2019 - ...

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're more right than you realize, I'm sad to say.

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I will be dead by then. Teach kids about history folks. They need to understand why the world is collapsing. Teach them all that was wrong so they don't repeat it

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach history and the reasons things happened and how to avoid mistakes repeating, not just names and dates for tests.

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    Aussie_Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The WW3 that will be here within 3 years will be worse...

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just draw a dumpster on fire. You'll pass.

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    According to the professor, understanding sarcasm easily can rely on a lot of cues — such as context, tone of voice, and facial expression — that might not always be there, like in a text message. "Sarcasm is a very useful skill — for example, in some situations, it may be helpful to be able to criticize someone 'with humor,' in order to maintain your relationship with them," Filik added.

    #13

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    Text meme from 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram account advises taking mixed signals as a no for mental health.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did for a good part of my life only to find out that every guy who ever sent mixed signals thought they were crystal clear and I just wasn't interested.. well. One day someone who is able to clearly state what he wants will show up

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    Taylor Carroll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh this isn't sarcastic this is life advice

    Shehzadi Amal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixed signals is always a NO. The only yes is yes. If they want it, they'll do what needs to be done.

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I had known this in my early twenties. -.-

    DannX68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe the other person is extremely shy, has been hurt before and just trying to guard themselves, etc. If we should give up on everyone because of a small issue, we would all sit alone and depressed.

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the health of your body, too

    Candace Crawford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complimentary mixed drink from the bar tender and you have diabetes. He doesn't know..... So, nooooo??

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always did, also don't acknowledge hints... still single 😶

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with being single! You just haven't found the right one yet. And trust me, it's better to wait then have to go through a couple divorces!

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    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this 1. what are mixed signals? (sorry, I have autism, and im pretty clueless, when it comes to social cues)

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone acting both like they like you and like they don't, for example kissing you and then ignoring your texts for a few weeks. Some people are experts at giving other people just enough hope to stay interested, while they actually have no intention to actually get serious. Similarly, some people are very unsure about their feelings and change the way they feel about a person depending on their fluctuating moods. It's never good to be on the hook (i.e. on the receiving end of this situation).

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    #14

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    Text meme from 'Sarcasm Only': Interviewer asks about staying calm; response jokes about not staying calm even in relaxing situations.

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    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can stay calm in stressful situations, there's something wrong with you.

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm good at *appearing* calm in stressful situations, does that count?

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs, perhaps you haven't understood the situation

    JJ K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me if I’m wrong but if someone is calm in a “stressful” situation, doesn’t that mean the situation isn’t stressful because it’s calm??

    Tessb90
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a huge difference between being calm in an unprecedented random stressful situation, and a being able to be calm when you work in a stressful environment due to the nature of your occupation, and you have an incredible skillset developed over the many hours and years that you have been exposed to it.

    Avocado Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: I'm not good at staying calm in ANY situation

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No a lot of people stay calm during the high stress situations but afterwards fall apart far a few days. I'm that way and so was my mom and both my siblings, my dad not as much but he handled his business and we all worked in very high stress careers. You could say we thrived on it but it hurts you physically and eventually wears down your body and immune system and we weren't a healthy family to begin with. So it hurt us in the long run but some people actually thrive on stress. They're called adrenaline junkies. That's not why I did the work I did and I didn't realize it until later. My mom was robbed by gunpoint twice in the same week and my mom was very stoic and he he'd the gun in her face and he then aimed it at her staff and she said keep the gun on me, I don't want anyone hurt, I'll do whatever you want. He said give me everything. My mom separated out the checks so they couldn't be cashed and gave him all the cash and said do you have something to put this in?

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy was flustered and said no and was getting very agitated and my mom said hold on I'll give you my lunch bag. So that's what she did and then he left. But the same person shot someone at another branch because they were too nervous and didn't hold it together but my mom was a very good eyewitness and helped catch the guy. But she she couldn't stand up after it happened. She just sort of collapsed but no one got hurt and that's all that matters! My siblings and I worked with the criminally insane and you have to hold it together or you're in trouble. It's just who you are, you're not crazy, it's part of your makeup. We're all different. My first husband would pass out and I had to handle everything. No big deal. But later I would destress. Meditation, prayers and chocolate! 😂

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    Johanna she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as: are you good at staying stressful in calm situations 😭

    Tessb90
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staying stressful in calm situations is the only thing that I excel at.

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    Put Sully
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can, & nothing is wrong. It just happens everyday 🥲

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaath in….. Breathhhhh oooouuut💨💨💨💨💨

    Elizabeth Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meditation helps me a lot! lots of breath work! I tend to stay really high in the chest when I'm nervous & meditation seems to help bring the oxygen down where it is supposed to go!

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    #15

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    Sarcasm Only meme about humorously giving up on diets due to lack of results.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be like that diet, we're not friends anymore, ice cream likes me more anyways.

    Leenahray
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ice cream stays by my side... And hips

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people STILL diet? Don't "diet". Life is too short not to have sweets

    Sarah Rose Johnstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 70 years, whenever I hear the word diet, my hearing goes. Too much b.s.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave that diet on read

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any word with the word die in it is not a friendly word!

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are ice creams that you can have that are lite on the carbs, and they are pretty good. I'm on Keto and I still eat ice cream - just not the whole container.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diet I know the Best🤦🏼‍♀️ Cause I allways Seem to get hit by a chokolatebar or something else ….

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diets and I have just never gotten along very well.

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    While some people may see sarcasm as off-putting or endearing, it’s hard to deny that it’s smart. And researchers at Harvard proved that. In a 2015 paper titled, The highest form of intelligence: Sarcasm increases creativity for both expressers and recipients, they found that being sarcastic makes us think more abstractly.

    One of the authors of the paper, an award-winning researcher Francesca Gino, explained in an article in Scientific American that sarcasm graces us with unexpected benefits of boosting our creativity. "The use of sarcasm, in fact, promotes creativity for those on both the giving and receiving end of sarcastic exchanges. Instead of avoiding sarcasm completely in the office, the research suggests sarcasm, used with care and in moderation, can be effectively used and trigger some creative sparks," she wrote.

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    #16

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    Hilarious relatable meme showing two options: descending stairs or returning to an ex, with a joke reply about the ex.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subterranean goblin, what are you wearing?

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that subterranean goblin is your ex, I pity you, but it's still better than my ex, so I'll take my chances with the subterranean goblin...

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! I know my ex was trying to kill me! At least I have a chance with a goblin, he might be more reasonable than my ex!

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    Gabrielle Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stairs look like a great option. I pick the stairs.

    Wendy wolever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take my chances w/the steps and a taser

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take that risk with stairs…. There Can only be a better “ Surprice “ for Me Down there,than all the s**t he gave me😜

    Echo Ornett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im still trying to stop myself from choosing two. Funny things is my exes r dating eachotger so im kinda screwed

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish mine would! Then my prayers for a meteor strike would dwiddle to one! 😂😏 Jk

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone to their taste. But that's not mine.

    Sydnee Sherrer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I better go with my ex because I am NOT going down there.😩

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    #17

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    Text conversation about finding a vodka lemonade in a purse, showcasing relatable sarcasm meme humor.

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother used to hide pre-measured shots of scotch in empty pill bottles and take in her purse. (To weddings/parties etc) True story

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my nana! I grew up on beer and blackberry Brandy! It's good for what ails you. And when she was mad at me it was cod liver oil! 😱😬

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    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my husband did this, I'd be thrilled.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put that in my purse anytime

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first wedding was alcohol free. My second was 5 kegs, 10 gallons of lemonade squeeze (Bacardi Limon), gallons of homemade Apple pie liquor, moonshine and a lot of assorted alcohol and 300 lb Russian boar in a roaster and more food than anyone could eat. I married a redneck from the redneck yacht club and it was a lot more fun than my first wedding and no wedding dress or suit, just shorts. I made a camp so no one could drive. I believe in being responsible with alcohol, you drink you don't drive and I made breakfast the next morning. No one argues with the bride!

    Wendy wolever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well how are you doing to fit your flask in that tiny purse??? Come on now priorities over fashion

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    #18

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    A man humorously expressing frustration over a sandwich, capturing relatable memes from 'Sarcasm Only.'

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was about the only time I was on Ross's side of anything. He was a selfish, conceited jerk most of the show.

    B Lorax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when he agreed not to date anyone while Rachel was pregnant just to support her through it?

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing sucks worse than dreaming all day of what you're going to pig out on when you get home just to find when you get there somebody already beat you to it.

    ami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandwiches are great

    Tired_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this down voted? Sandwiches are great!

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    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day my expectations fall by another notch.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an RP once my character was really REALLY sad because she spilled her blueberries

    AnonymousApple
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once legit cried because my son ate a snack I was looking forward to. (I didn't cry in front of him, just to clarify.) But it was a total "this is the ONE thing I had to look forward to" moment. Constant stress is a real b*tch.

    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this whole scene unfold in my kitchen at 8 am today. Someone ate my burrito.

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    Past studies have revealed that sarcasm was usually seen as something critical and easy to misunderstand. "In recent research, my colleagues and I discovered an upside to this otherwise gloomy picture of sarcasm." They set out to do a few studies where participants would need to engage in either simulated sarcastic, sincere, or neutral dialogues by choosing from pre-written responses on a sheet of paper.

    "Immediately after participants engaged in these 'conversations,' we presented them with tasks testing their creativity," Gino added. "Not surprisingly, the participants exposed to sarcasm reported more interpersonal conflict than those in other groups. More interestingly, those who engaged in a sarcastic conversation fared better on creativity tasks."

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    #19

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    A car swerves towards a road labeled "Stay up" instead of "Go to sleep," humorously depicting late-night indecision.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have watched the first 5 minutes of so many films and tv series. My Netflix continue watching bar embarassing.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll spend half an hour scrolling through Netflix looking for just the right thing to watch, then fall asleep before the opening credits are over.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wondering lately why at almost 73 I fight going to bed as if I was 8. Holding my eyelids open to read another page, yawns the shape of the Meteor Crater. And then when I do go and get into bed I look at BP for 20 minutes. AAAAAAGH! (At least, though, I don't have to get up in the mornings, most days.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least late night BP doesn't require a torch under the blanket

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    Toolkit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so relatable

    Misty Pendergrast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mom of toddlers. Staying up late for no f*cking reason is the only alone time I get, lol

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they're teens, then you'll be staying up worrying! Enjoy the " for no reason" now! 😂

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    chiizkake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, oops, this is happening to me right now.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pregnant so opposite problem. Try to stay up long enough to finish last page of book....asleep before I've read 3 sentences.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m about to re-watch some of the Series On Netflix,Cause I have been sleeping throug all of them😂🤣

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or stay up because the f*****g ac is busted during a heatwave and it's 88 degrees in the house

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With me, that's the temperature I'm just getting warm! My body temperature is 97 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm a lizard 🦎. When Covid started I was living in Florida and I was running about 96.7 and I had to go into the county building and they took your temp. And one of the officer's asked me are you sure you're not dead? I laughed and said yeah, I'm sure and I've already had Covid. He said I still think you might be dead. 😂 Now I live back up north and I freeze all time and I miss the 100 degree days!

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    ami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is me all the time even last night

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    #20

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    Cartoon character jokingly answers life questions with a math equation, highlighting hilariously relatable memes.

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    Eglė Radžiūtė
    BoredPanda Staff
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or even better - the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really hey. If more people had paid attention in biology class we would not have people burning 5g towers in the UK because they think they cause covid.

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    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back in the early 80's, my HS did offer a course in adulting. I can't remember what it was called, but we learned about balancing our checkbooks (remember, this was pretty much pre-internet. We role-played interview for jobs. Anyone over 18 was strongly encourage to register and to vote. We were never told how to vote or for whom, but vote. And try to find a reason to vote for someone, not just against their opponent. In other words, get educated about what they stand for. Lots of other practical life skills.

    E Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I don't have any kids myself, so I didn't realize it wasn't still done. How is this not part of general education?

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    Lynette Vella
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a parent's job; teachers can't do everything - retired teacher of 25 years (couldn't do it anymore with these unrealistic expectations)

    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree about the unrealistic expectations and lack of parental involvement. But I do think the curriculum that is standard across US schools could be tweaked with a little more "need to know as a successful adult" information.

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I have said elsewhere, our school systems worldwide need a complete makeover, with "adulting" (lol) being a big part of the curriculum.

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I understand people wanting their children to learn practical things in school, it's important to understand that sometimes it isn't necessarily about the quadratic equation, but about the mental exercise that it provides, and how that strengthens children's ability to think. We don't remember many of the things we learned in school, but will always be impacted by how it strengthened our minds.

    Cary G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time I used to be able to solve that equation.

    Jude Fire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.. adulting is probably just as confusing. So.. I guess school is setting us up to be angry at the world now.

    Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAH THANKS but HOW am I SUPPOSED to USE that IN REAL LIFE?! I'M NOT AN ENGINEER!!

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    #21

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    Woman getting an eye exam with a humorous caption on relationship choices, from Sarcasm Only memes.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should just get lasik surgery on my eyes, because I ask myself this question a lot.

    𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟ᴛʜᴇ𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕕
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you didn't mean that literally but any time it's brought up I have to ask people, DO YOU KNOW HOW LASIK IS DONE?? I thought they kinda just laser your eye and *poof* you're not blind! No. That is not at all the case.

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    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willful blindness is untreatable, but it goes away with age.

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No not age, it goes away with experience! How many times does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?! 😂

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    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an opthalmologist tell me I had a macular degenerative disease and I'd be blind by 40. Visually, he was incorrect, but I should have taken the hint because love is blind and I really lost my vision when it came to love! 😱😏

    Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get your brain examined been there I can relate

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's your problem right there: judging people with your eyes.

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    "To either create or understand sarcasm, tone must overcome the contradiction between the literal and actual meanings of the sarcastic expressions. This is a process that activates, and is facilitated by, abstraction, which in turn promotes creative thinking," Gino added.

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    Text message meme from 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram: "I need advice. Nevermind I already did the stupid thing."

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    Phryne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now I need advicebecause I already did the stupid thing"

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BFF is one of the most amazing people I've ever met! She became my soul sister the day I met her 47 years ago and she's never let me down! And she has more degrees and common sense than anyone I know. But we're there for each other. She was wrong about my first husband too but she was right about my second husband and I was wrong but I finally got a stepdaughter.

    smg15
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bff on the chat; *blames me for literally everything*

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    #23

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    Man sitting at a table with a tired expression, meme text reads "When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your year."

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    Jknbt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one reincarnation believer said to another reincarnation believer: "Looks like it's going to be one of THOSE lifetimes".

    Shehzadi Amal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with an empty two bedroom apartment in NY he's worlds ahead of most of us

    Lily Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I said. But then I'm even considering semi century?! 😏😂😱

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    People peeking through blinds, humorously anxious for a package delivery, featured in relatable sarcasm memes.

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    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prior to delivery message alerts, we just assumed a package would never come, and we were more delighted if it ever did.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us boomers grew up with "allow 3-6 weeks for delivery" and no way to know anything about it except if your check had cleared the bank (which you didn't know until your monthly statement). It's no wonder we occasionally get a bit pissy.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your package has been delivered. Great, where was my package delivered to? I haven't got it, neither have my neighbours...and I was in all day

    Misty Pendergrast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon now updates you in the app once the driver is within 10 stops of you. Only if it's an Amazon driver, not UPS/FEDEX/USPS.

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tracking doesn't always work. It would say my package was brought to a facility in my state, then for some reason it would be brought to a facility 3 states away, and then all of a sudden it's delivered....

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting better. I refuse to look out the window, and I will go to the grocery store before it's supposed to arrive.

    smg15
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    store; we delivered the package but you werent home me who was at home all day: o0 _

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    However, the researcher suggested keeping snarky remarks to people you know well to avoid unnecessarily offending others (even if that would help them think more creatively). "Our studies show that, given the same content and tone, sarcasm expressed toward or received from someone we trust is less conflict provoking than sarcasm expressed toward or received from someone we distrust. Of course, if we were to vary the tone and content, it would make a difference too – given an extremely harsh tone and critical content, even trust might not be enough," she concluded.

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too often = my solution. I make myself do at least one thing a day with extra points given to myself for doing more.

    ButterflyMcQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does washing the same load of laundry 3 times count as 1 thing per day cuz I couldn't be bothered to hang it up to dry and I didn't want it to mildew in the washer fri/sat/sun?

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    Stefan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I was at church, I was taught that in these situations you always ask to yourself "what Jesus would do ?". So I always hide disappear for three days and come back as nothing was going on.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do one thing,sits On bed… lay Down,Stay there for the rest of the Day 👍 Yep…

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me every day - it's so warm and safe.

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's why I relate to the American opossum: I get stressed, I play dead on the couch under a blanket. The sleep value is so very good, though.

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    3 years ago

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    Karnevil4
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this myself. Why? Don't know. Shadows on the wall? Class? Anyone?

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    A woman showing a cat paper, humorously illustrating sarcasm about job dissatisfaction from 'Sarcasm Only' memes.

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    urszulat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you hate your job when you have a kitty supervisor? I'd be thrilled.

    Truice Zer0
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kitty seems to be the worker in this joke

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're facebook contains a lot of posts about how s**t your company is, HR will talk to you. If you don't conform they'll find a way to get rid of you.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that the company Karen's will tattle on you quickly. To complain about your job on social media, my advice is to not post it publicly, or so any co-workers can see(even if they agree with you). It's best to not have coworkers on your friend list, but if you must, selectively block them from work ranting posts. Otherwise, expect anything you say about your job (whether it's negative or less than pleasant) to be presented with printed screenshots of every post. Beware of complaining about work with coworkers unless you know them well, many seemingly normal people are Karen's in disguise!! Idk why grow adults delight in tattling and making everything into drama but there are far too many of them.

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    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i figure that as long as I'm _doing_ the job, how i feel about it shouldn't matter.

    Melloro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does to them. See Paul Johnson's post below. Truth.

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    Misty Pendergrast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not obligated to like your job, just to do it within the standards required.

    Memphis Richmond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self; post stuff about your job on something OTHER than the workplace social media

    Alan Strachan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News flash: It's none of HRs business how many times you post that you hate your job

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I never post anything job related

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, but I still do the damn job."

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the kitty has a human supervisor

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    #27

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    Two women in a retro TV setting exchange witty remarks about the importance of men.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the same interview where she says, "My Mom said to me, 'One day, you should settle down and marry a rich man', I said, 'Mom, I AM a rich man'!"

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that casual sexism. If it wouldn't be OK for men to say that about women, why is it applauded when women say it about men? (woman typing this)

    Lillukka79
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general, I'd agree. Knowing Chers history with Sonny, this is a valid comment.

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    Rae Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoting for Cher. She looks like an Egyptian queen

    Kohi O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean are the men human? Because then yes. Because all humans=important. Except for real estate agents.

    Skyla King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need someone to look at and go, “okay, don’t do that.”

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without Sonny Bono launching her career, she'd be schlepping tables in an all-night diner.

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you* becomes blanket burrito

    Noosh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts to slowly sob while eating the 3 day old food I had in my fridge

    Echo Ornett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: why does that look like my mirror🤭… oh😐

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    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop treating childfree people as if we were all filthy rich with no job or other family obligations...

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all do know know these are jokes right?

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    Frances M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these comments forgot one very important thing here… These are sarcastic comments! Sarcasm!

    Red Hair Blue Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize this post is SARCASM, right! No one is expecting you to actually go to Africa. It's about making spur of the moment plans. I have 2 kids myself. Calm down.

    Anna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or.... some of with kids do this. Life with kids doesn't stop the fun and spontaneity.

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even afford to go to the supermarket sometimes....Africa is a stretch.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in Africa, going to the supermarket is the bigger stretch...

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    Marika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe, I've totally been that friend.

    Lisa Taylor
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Thank God there’s at least two of us.🥂🍾 (And it looks like there is, literally, only two of us)

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    Piou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, I am a father of three: even if I had the opportunity to get some rest, I wouldn't have the strength to do it!

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure are we building water systems or helping end a war with albino elephants

    GayBoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aspire to be that friend 🤣

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats count as children too

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you do not give nice guys like me a chance, you are always going for the Chad's even though I will treat you like a princess etc etc

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * with people in general.

    GW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to tell everyone that Nathaniel is joking. He does that all the time. Notice how he has etc. at the end of his comment?

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, my husband is awesome! Before i met him i thought all people were mean, self centered, and would throw me under a bus for a penny, but my hubby is there for me, would never hurt me intentionally, and puts me first to the point i worry about him neglecting himself. Not all men are awful. Just way too many of them.

    Hannah Phelan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, i read Nathaniel's comment as sarcastic and satirical. Much like the Simpsons. So funny. If he's being legit, that's Hella sad for him. I think he's been pretty funny though cos I just don't think anyone is that sad on this particular site.

    Alek Demetropoulos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask yourself if the pattern is you constantly being disappointed maybe it’s conclusive that you are the problem or at the very least your ability to choose a partner correctly.

    Tessa Fontaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh Im gonna get downvoted for SURe for this, but why tf is generalizing all men by saying they are dumb, useless, stupid etc (which I have seen other images of in this same post) totally fine and upvoted like crazy, but if a man were to post this same thing with genders reversed, they’re completely canceled? I am a girl btw. What the f**k is wrong with people these days omg. SOrry if I offended u btw but this seems ridiculous to me.

    Noosh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cos she has better eyelashes than me… wtf :|

    mrmissingno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even us men get disappointed in men sometimes

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    C W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy smokes. Who is that?

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cut meat out of your diet, you can effectively eliminate fully 93% of whatever joy you have remaining in your life.

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there should be another stage where the person looks like a complete mess and all hope is gone while they say "have faith in the process."

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have of get out of bed first. Always the biggest struggle.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I like doing is pushing my friends to do the least amount of effort possible. Can't get out of bed? Wiggle your feet. Then slide one foot to the edge of the bed. Then the other. Then wiggle your feet off the bed until your feet touch the floor. Then stand up. Voila, you accomplished something today

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to help my depression, I want to get rid of it

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a doctor the other day tell me I needed to work out more and that if I did maybe I could go off the antidepressants my psychiatrist has me on. I wanted to punch him.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exercise and nutrition will do more to alleviate depression than anything else. But those things don't put money in the pockets of psychiatrists and even though everyone knows to do them, they don't. They'd rather go to a psychiatrist and hope to get prescribed "Happy Pills". I've been working in psych for nearly 30 years.

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it’s a real Sophie’s choice here. At least Davidson is funny ( I’ve been told).

    tw 72
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sweet, kind, caring, self-deprecating and warm - unlike Kanye

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    Circa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a lot of confidence to be able to dress like that.

    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk... Feels more like attention deprived way of thinking.

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    Tessa Fontaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone tell me where this white-haired vampire got all that rizz from

    Paul Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently she only like narcissistic jerks. But at least Davidson isn't as severely delusional as Kanye is. Tiny steps I guess.

    Kohi O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly the outfit is cute in a manic pixie girl kinda way

    LakeMonster
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    3 years ago

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    it is beyond me how this loser goofball is succesfull at all.

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans - just be decent and not so narcissistic, ok? Golden Rule applied.

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wil Wheaton once boiled the 10 Commandments just down to 1. "Don't be a D**k"

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    Toolkit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do have time to sleep but u never get back to it because it has vanished all of a sudden....

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was diagnosed with narcolepsy because of just how quickly I can fall asleep and back asleep at the drop of a hat. They had me do a sleep study where they woke me up, told me to go back to sleep, woke me up again, let me eat and then told me to try to nap.. best day ever.

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    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you count how many hours and realize it is only 3 and it will take you at least 1 to get back to sleep and you realize you won't have gotten enough sleep that need and will be tired all day. And you stress about it and it takes you 2 hours to get to sleep again so you only got 1 more hour sleep.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overthinking is the one thing I wish I could switch off.

    Disgruntled Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you'd get anxiety over what to do with all that free time...

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    Fabiano Sousa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I include another snack please?

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blasting IDK You Yet on max volume

    Toolkit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overthinking isn't listed enough times in the list. Maybe 8 times more should be enough?

    Arlo (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know, is it too much? What about seven? Seven is a nice number. Still too much? I’m overthinking this…

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this man. He is a seriously underrated treasure.

    nooneimportant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have to show him this... he will hate it lol

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait one hot minute. You're saying you have access to this magical creature? I'd sell my least favorite sister if he would become my neighbor. How do I know you're not playing with my kinda delicate emotions? Please tell me you're not. I've never been this close to celebrity before (unless you count Janet Reno on the shuttle in the Pittsburgh airport, which I do not - she was very underwhelming).

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always happens at the movie theater. Stop it!

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen with other women because they felt safer next to another woman. So it's fine for me

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of brothers had a ready solution - just fart. Repeatedly. He said it always worked.

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will always want to sit close to you if you bring your pony on the subway.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that someone is your partner and significant other.... but there are still seats left, go over there!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    two words for ya: plastic surgery. I bet u look great babes, don’t let models tell you you’re not beautiful!

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got up at 6am. Don't talk to me until noon

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my sons is a morning person. I feel so sorry for him around a bunch of grumps

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. I'm the one that talks to much

    nightmare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when someone is texting me when I want to sleep

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when my husband talks too much when I first get home from work. 😂 Just to clarify, I love him, and I want to hear it everything he has to say. I just need a few minutes, when I first get home, to decompress, lol.)

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    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right now, 1 cat. eventually I can give you 2 dogs, 2 cats, a fish tank and a snake. That's the dream. But no kids.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more my stepdad but still super true. Like I have a dog and a cat, what more does he want from me?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in my case not only outfits I don't have but definitely clothes that can't fit or wouldn't look remotely the same if I wore it. Lol

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate ordering clothes online because I saw a model looking cute in the clothes, then it comes to my house and I'm like, "oh yeah my body is way different than that model's and I can't pull this off"

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    Toolkit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me imagining a life I don't have

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    basil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's more awkward is when you're the one introducing two people and one says "I've heard a lot about you"

    Circa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a weird thing that some people say by default when it clearly isn't true.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally this means "I couldn't get that person to shut up about you, so now I know a lot of random things about you."

    Saint Lynnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just one side of the story, allow me to show you the real thing.

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people will never understand the chilling fear of hearing "Oh, you're (name)!"

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of what you've heard, I guarantee it's WAY worse than that.

    Invisible Potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was recently on weding to my friend i meet online whom I played online games with for 7+years, and lots of his family was like that "'Oh, You are That potato! Hm... i heard a lot about you" and i was really uncomfortable...

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    Saint Lynnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of my sons are blessed with long eyelashes. I'm so jealous. They are gorgeously handsome

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    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he acts like a princess I call him a princess lol

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was get a Gold Fish.

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    Vinay Pai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, his actions are so much more useful than his words.

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Actaeon’s actually keep everything going. His words look pretty, afford a nice view and come as a key chain.

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    Upstaged75
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me browsing Bored Panda. Never mind the fact that I have 2 different ergonomic seat things to improve my posture. I think maybe my head is too heavy.

    Arlo (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the worst posture lmao. I look like that poor shaved cat in a post from a few days ago

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    GW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 2 sisters, and when they watched Shrek, the older one called the younger one donkey

    Upstaged75
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I watched Pitch Perfect with my brother he called me Fat Patricia for like a year. :) (No worries, I thought it was funny)

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha. Me and my sister did this all the time as kids 😂

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People I never want to hear another word about for $100, Alex."

    Josh Schrank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes the supposition that being involved with a Kardashian is a good decision....

    Kohi O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a lifetime of pretending they dont exist.. keeping up with these idiots has become almost mandatory 😭😭😭

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this just happened with me and my work bestie! Her crush came in while she was in the bathroom, so I texted her and she came out of there so fast, I wondered how she got her superpower!

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they don't have to wear "the mask" in front of their bros. Guys have just as many pressures to conform as women but less sympathy. However, that is outweighed by the way society supports them - as long as they conform. Tangled web, eh?

    Kohi O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have someone send the food back if the order is wrong lol

    Sydney-Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly as soon as da boiz come into anything it just wrecks all men’s personalities. They’re okay when they’re by themselves though

    Lynette Vella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like taking care of my husband when we both had Covid.

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    Toolkit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand your woe

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's fine to disrespect an opinion and still respect a person. For example i have a friend who is right wing. I still respect him, but i think his opinion is basically despicable (immoral).

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great because not many people are like that. I've heard so many people say they've lost friends over trump or Hillary, or trump and Biden, and it always makes me wonder if they were actually friends to begin with. People can have different views and still be good people. And we can't get anywhere just writing off people who have a different opinion than us.

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have good friends who are far from stupid or uneducated but for their own reasons, chose not to be vaccinated against COVID, citing issues with the development processes. I did get vaccinated (3x) but that has not split us apart.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See honestly I waited because it just felt so rushed at first but eventually I did get it.

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife said, "are you even listening to me?" I thought it was a weird way to start a conversation.

    Anna Tribe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my grandson aged 7 was here and he talks constantly about minecraft which I never understand but I always say oh wow, good job or that's crazy. Last time he was here he went to use the toilet and kept shouting facts to me about minecraft and I was in the living room and couldn't hear him so I ended up sitting in the hallway outside the closed bathroom door for 15 minutes listening to him talk. After the 15 minutes was up he announced that he didn't need a nr2 like he thought so was now done. Only good thing about him loving minecraft is when he is in a bad mood I can always get him in a better mood by asking him what he has been doing in minecraft since he was last here. Works every time

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lotta men bashing going on. Also, this picture is weird for this phrase.

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be fake laughter right? Right? Like...that can't be real.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just take a bad one of them and tag them in it.

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    Mere Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant, works both for people with boobs and for people that like boobs :D

    Pretty Pink Sky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the red marks of the bra imprint on the skin? Can't be the only one that looks like I'm still wearing a bra after I take the bra off?

    Rhonda Quick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the pandemic I gave up bras. If Gillian Anderson can do it I can too!

    Furmama0501
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras off, pants off, day done!

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the ladies want an orgasm, they can have mine!

    Emma A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't sleep with selfish men, communicate about what you like and don't fake it because you're only cheating yourself out of potentially great sex.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha ha ha. My 20's were when all my medical issues made themselves prevalent

    Josh Schrank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine the sh*t-storm that is coming...

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert - the story of my life!

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    Plenty Pineapples
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the left- Me before kids. On the right- Me in the morning, late morning, afternoon and mid afternoon.

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is a morning person and I'm not.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I got jittery with coffee but I'm pretty much the same as when I don't drink coffee. Just slightly more awake.

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER EVER kid yourself that he or she is someone you can change. NOT your job and you're setting yourself up for a world of pain!

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to give you the best life advice you're ever going to get. Don't EVER get together with a guy because of who he COULD be. He's NOT going to change for you. Get together with a guy because of who he IS. Today. Right firetrucking NOW. Save yourself a lot of unhappiness in the future.

    Furmama0501
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this one!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who probably has a rock solid liver. And shrunken brain. Until they die.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true.... Why do I have to get attached 😢

    Peppa Pig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reaction when UnOrdinary goes on hiatus

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. But all good things have to come to an end.

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    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep gets more and more appealing the more and more you need it and the longer and longer it takes to get it.

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    U know me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma rather take them elevators

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't honk honk foreplay anymore?

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. maybe around 60 seconds. 2. Probably at the same time a #1 so, 60 seconds? 3. Just checking where you're at so... 30 seconds. 4. Until I get lockjaw or you pry me off! 5. Sorry I can't, I got lock jaw and need to go hospital

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them's stairs I ain't never gonna climb.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the drama is staying out of it... Isn't it?

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Training for her next movie ? sorry :D (or not)

    Slap Shot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s not yawning, she’s preparing for her day.

    Bored Birgit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, hands at your mouth when yawning. Pleeeease.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not picky! I just like guys a particular way!

    Red
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, I'm not, the guy has to have a Richard (edit to add that it must be a functioning Richard) and dislike the same things, situations and people as me.

    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If guys can care about visuals, girls can too. Why is it that it is perfectly fine for men to like only a certain type of women, but as soon as women are particular about even one feature they are called picky? We all have personal taste. Women can care about looks and be turned on by visuals too.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under pressure is not my thing, but I can try Another one bites the dust.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never gets equal does it

    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when you have two differently shaped eyelids 😅

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sign up if my body allowed me to nap. What you've been awake for 36 hours and have several hours to try and nap? Nah bītch it ain't happening and for thinking about napping we ain't sleeping til after 1am maybe and you have to be up by 7 and I'll wake you up 1 to 3 times to pee for good measure

    Celtic Danika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. That's me rn. Alarm goes off in 3.5 hours. IDK why I'm not tired tonight.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wyd? What does this mean?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying so hard to not bust out laughing from this WHY

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cover the brows with those shades.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh my ex said exactly that all the time "where's the I?" And it really was a toxic relationship.

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like you better when they're drunk.

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black is more overthinker friendly. I seriously don't get it how people that wear color do it. I'd wear only dresses or be 3 days late for everything if I had to pick things accordingly. Blue pants with pink shirt, sure, but do they match? Would the temperatures clash? Does the hue of the pants goes with the shirt? How my skin tone will affect this outfit?

    Vicki Doggurl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to worry about my clothes matching, it’s time to do laundry bc my jeans and t-shirts are dirty.

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    UrbanHiker317
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to wear all black. Even at funerals.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask them how much the value has plummeted and drink their tears.

    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WEUT - Won’t ever understand them

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the only one who has to live with you 24/7 so you might as well accept that you can't change the past but you can always change the present and future.

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    Bored Birgit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have all been in this situation.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running round leaving scars! ( I know it's out of topic but I couldn't help it)😁

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collecting your jar of hearts. You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, so don't come back to me. Who do you think you are?

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    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why we have a guy in the picture??

    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Lil Nas X, a famous gay musician. He posted this as a joke to his haters. No, he's not pregnant.

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    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else do you need? Although you do need money to buy the cat food, treats, and all the toys and other things they could ever possibly need or want.

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