40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up ‘The Human Experience’

In my defense, I usually get distracted by a notification and forget that I was checking the time.

oh my gosh i’m not the only one!!

I tried answering my phone alarm this morning. Who the hell is calling me at this hour? Hello? Hello?

If someone you are with checks their watch, ask them what time it is. They will ALWAYS have to look at their watch again. We don't seem to register actual time...but rather the interval until the next life event. I.E. look at the watch, it says 11:30AM, you have a train to catch at 12:30 what you process is that you have an hour until the train.

Constantly

Human body: Oh dear Lord we lost a limb! Lemme just go into shock to switch off the pain! Also human body: *stubs toe* Sorry mate, nothing I can do but roll on the floor in agony

*my broken elbow starts a challenge*

Almost 3 years ago I jumped out of bed in the middle of the night and sprinted like mad because I heard my cat start to puke in the other room. I forgot that I'd recently gotten a new bed frame that was much higher than my old one, so the landing was awkward. My ankle is still jacked up. My old kitty (she was 18) passed in 2020, but her memory will forever live on with my gimpy foot. ;)

Stem Cells

The hardest part is not to grow it, the hardest part is to keep it safe and sound for some decades.

Antique Roadshow is my go to.

Catergory.

YES!! I do a lot of craft work, and I can't actually watch the screen all the time. I have separated my viewing profiles into the stuff that I like, and things that I can watch without watching.

If I want to play PC games/use my phone I generally watch series I've already seen

Can't be done with subtitles, as I watch Bonus Family

Yes. Me.

This can be a symptom of Audio Processing Disorder (disclaimer: I am not a doctor)

Every. Time.

I've done this so many times, and they all look at me like I'm insane.

I do that all day my husband has told me.

I definitely wouldn't want to be a kid again. That sh*t was rough.

Relatable.

It has to be better than this

It's a trap.

*I were

FYI, when we call your name from another room, we don't want an answer. It's not a question, it's a summons. Now you know.

Oh but that's because you are want in the kitchen.... she's not trying to figure out where you are she's calling you to here. SMH kids

I have to repeat everything I say to my husband at least once and very loudly because he's 75 and rather deaf. Neverthless, at night he can hear by my breathing that I'm awake.

just so you all know... if a mom screams your name multiple times and all you do is answer Yeah or huh and she keep screaming it's because she wants you there in the room with her. Duh!!!

This just happened last night. I was in my room, she called me, I said yeah like 11 times. Finally went back to my mom's room, and all she said was, "hi," and busted out laughing. I love her so much.