105 Tweets About Pregnancy That Will Make You Laugh And Cry

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Actually, the 5-year-old is right. Ever wondered what amniotic fluid mostly consists of?

Not to worry, you'll be the host next time if you decide to accept that mission....... :D

They surely are!

It's amazing the number of things you (re)discover when you move to another house! :)

LOL, now I want to blurt that out when people ask women that.

Lol this one made me laugh :D

to me that would describe anything from the second week... that's how i got suspicion ... and it got only worse as i was rounder and rounder.

love this one

Upvote, and I love her name! :D

Hans' comment was not great but it certainly wasn't offensive. Somebody is way too sensitive.

Probably because some mix singular and plural? Well, nevermind: as endlessly stated on Bored Panda, pregnancy requires at least two people. Whoever claims otherwise is dumb.

Yup. all ur friends buy clothes for someone who won't need them for several months, and you only have a few that fit you

Maybe that is why babies so enjoy throwing things on the floor so Mom has to pick them up; it is a memory of pregnant mom wishing she could pick things up.

Sex is VERY funny..... just not when it's supposed to be

You don't need to be pregnant for that. It's an equally frustrating issue for middle aged men. I'm just happy that I can remember where the toilet is.

I actually had more guys proposition when I was pregnant than before or since. Never have figured out why

Ain't empathy wonderful?

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Gotta love the "RIPvagina" part. snicker......

Alternatively, you migth be a media critic...

Hhhh completely accurate! I remember those days!

"I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?" <--came in mighty handy to me for just that reason

Did you ask for a seat? As many people are afraid of assuming a woman is pregnant, me included. Assuming someone is pregnant when not is worse than not giving a seat to someone who might be pregnant in my opinion. So why not ask for the seat? A friend of mine was told by a customer at work that she shouldn't lift heavy because of her pregnancy, she wasn't pregnant, it f*****g destroyd her...

I can relate. I thought my youngest had at least 8 sides and 14 legs before he was born!!! LOL, thank GOD, he was only squirmy...

Need any help?

I would sometimes use that wedge between my bump and boobs as a third hand. Really missed it when it was gone

My baby girl liked to wiggle her toes between my ribs. Hurts to remember.

And it's only the beginning... I hope you said "farewell" to your nights, it's not gonna get better ^^

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You get what you pay for

Use baking paper!

You've fallen and you can't get up?

Your uncle needs to shut his yapper

Story of my life. I don't think that what I'm craving exists.

Where could this child learn this?

Well that gif is c**p. She's obviously not saying that.

This is something to ponder

Whaaa? Maternity clothes have gotten so cute.

I remember back in the mid-2000's, a bit after, for a short time, there was a temporary trend of "pregnant summer dresses". I mean, dresses designed to be smaller on the chest and larger below. Depending on the material and on how much they'd wave on the breeze, they were meant to either look cute or elegant. The problem is.... Those dresses only look good on slim and elegantly "flat-ish" girls.

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HAHAHA!!! Get used to that love!! youngest of 3 is 16 and I STILL do it!

Yeah! To all those people who go round eating each other's.... what?!

wax on, wax off. oww that's my spleen!

Those are the best pickles too! Omg.

Shave you where? WHY???

i used to pick things with my feet(if it was appropriate and possible- like not food and not sharp stuff)

HAHA even I wish this, and I have never been pregnant!

Haha ok! I'm laughing tears!

Twitter probably needs autocorrection for your and you're.

I swear to all that is good in this world, if you post daily pictures or statuses about your baby, or really any other topic I will unfollow you on facebook, instagram, twitter and in real life.. I don't need that level of detail on anyone's life

I almost spent mines wearing nothing but flip flops and slip ons

But not the last for many months/years

Make a sudden stop when a few women or a strong man passes. If he/she can't stop in time he/she will have to run ... run fast. One thing I've learned so far, the world can be stopped if it is to help children and pregnant woman (as it should).

That is adorable.

i remember having that one. it was just impossible for me to make it- i left that glucose water in doctor's sink... it was bad enough to go there with an empty stomach(my biggest source of morning sickness) and that water was just the last drop to it.

this is gold

Safer than admitting he woke her up, that's for sure!

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I guess this was a good reason to decide against plastic shoes...