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If we can help make someone—even a single person—laugh and brighten up their day, we consider that a total win. Laughter brings about a ton of benefits. It helps reduce stress, strengthens our immune systems, and provides us a physical and emotional release. Moreover, it helps distract us from unpleasant things (hello, inflation), gives us a more lighthearted perspective during hard times, and even helps us connect with others. Luckily, there’s plenty of laughter to be found online. And one popular Instagram account is a goldmine of hilarity.

‘The Funny Introvert’ boasts 2.7 million followers and brings brilliant bits of comedy to people’s feeds around the globe. And though some of the jokes, memes, and social media posts might be partly related to introversion, there’s no real unifying theme: the Instagram page collects awesome jokes on a wide variety of topics. The name of the account refers more to the founder of the awesome project than the content itself.

We’ve collected their best posts to share with you, so go on, Pandas, scroll down and have yourself a good giggle. Upvote the pics that made you laugh the most. And if you enjoyed the gags, send them to your pals to brighten up their day. Oh, and if you’re in need of a second pick-me-up, you’ll find Bored Panda’s earlier article about the humorous ‘The Funny Introvert’ project right here.

Bored Panda was curious about the shortening lifespan of online trends, why certain things become part of internet culture and others don't, and how mass access to the net has changed our lives, so we reached out to pop culture and entertainment expert Mike Sington, from LA. Read on to see what he told us.

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"Internet and social media trends are much more short-lived today then they were a decade ago because the sheer volume of them has increased so tremendously," pop culture expert Mike agreed with Bored Panda that trends don't last as long as they used to in the past.

"Our attention is being bombarded by internet trends constantly now from multiple platforms. As humans we have a finite ability to focus, which limits how much time a trend will last," he said.

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    Hilarious meme about realizing an appointment in 5 hours, humorously expressing frustration about losing the whole day.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by 'oh, i've got so much time to get ready', but still end up in a mad panic and turn up late

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    We were interested to get Mike's opinion on why certain things end up being integral and long-lasting parts of internet culture while others are forgotten as quickly as they are posted.

    Here's what he had to say: "For something to become part of internet culture, it has to resonate with us almost immediately. Something humorous or inspiring will most often do it today because people are craving moments of happiness and inspiration."

    Meanwhile, anything less lighthearted can end up being ignored. "Serious content is more likely to be filed to the back of our brain, with 'an I’ll get to that later' attitude."

    #4

    Hilarious meme about wishing to Google search one's own mind for personal queries like favorite movies or egg roll places.

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    Esha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats that one song I only remember two words from..?

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    #5

    Hilarious meme about preferring TV episodes over long movies shared on a popular Instagram page.

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    flutterbyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg why is this so true? I hate watching movies so much I'd rather read the summary off the Wikipedia, but I'll happily watch a 22-episode long season nonstop.

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    In Mike's opinion, mass access to the internet has "tremendously" changed our lives for the better. "Think about it, no matter where you are, you can find out just about anything. To have that ability is almost magical." And yet, with great power...

    "But it also comes with responsibility. It’s up to you to be selective in what you’re taking in on the internet, and even when to shut it off."

    Ronald Rrusti, the person behind ‘The Funny Introvert’ social media project, shares on his website that he is a writer, meme enthusiast, and entrepreneur.

    He’s very true to the name of his Instagram account. Earlier, he told Bored Panda that he prefers not to be in the spotlight, as he’s an introvert and everything. Instead, he prefers to give credit to others. Specifically, the people whose posts he features on his account.

    #7

    "Funny meme about remote work skepticism and pretending to work highlighted on a popular Instagram page."

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I always want to shake people with such idiotic ideas. As a teacher, I've worked way more at home than when giving physical classes.

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    #8

    Tweet meme with text about not wanting to work, shared on a popular Instagram page.

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    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of idiots think ANYONE would *ever* want to work

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    #9

    Funny meme about enjoying warm weather before bugs appear, from a popular Instagram page.

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    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They aren't making bugs yet." Hahahahaha

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    Most of the jokes shared by ‘The Funny Introvert’ are pretty clear. However, not everyone gets every single joke. Some quips go flying way above our heads. And even though we laugh along with everyone else, inside our heads, we’re trying to do some serious humor calculations.

    Comedy writer and stand-up comedy expert Ariane Sherine, from the UK, tackled the topic of not getting jokes in a previous interview with Bored Panda.

    "Depending on the situation, it either means you’re not privy to knowledge you need to understand the joke, or it just means your brain doesn’t work in the way it needs to in order to understand that particular type of humor," she explained to us why we might sometimes not get the joke.

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    #10

    Twitter post shares a hilarious meme about always thinking other adults are older.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40. Then you start looking around and everyone is younger than you

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    According to her, there’s really no reason to be worried if we miss some jokes. The humor expert highlighted the fact that not even comedy professionals ‘get’ every single quip. "Stuff goes over my head occasionally too and I’m a comedian!" she said.

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    #13

    Funny meme about needing time in movies to look up familiar actors.

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    Johanna she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another five to complain and cry when you can’t figure it out but you are so close

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    Funny meme about realizing in adulthood that being called the "world's greatest potato peeler" was a playful compliment.

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother was like Gordon Ramsey whenever one of our parents would scrub potatoes.

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    Our ability to get jokes is partly down to how we’re wired, and partly due to the type of humorous content we’re exposed to when growing up.

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    "Babies find a lot of things funny, so it’s partly innate. But for jokes like puns, you definitely need a firm grasp of language, and for political satire, you of course need an understanding of politics,” the comedy expert said.

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    When it comes to actually telling a good joke, the responsibility doesn’t rest just on the comedian’s or the audience’s shoulders. It’s a shared experience.

    "It really depends on the joke and how it’s told. People can’t be expected to get badly-told jokes where the setup or punchline is mangled, but if the joke’s told well, it’s not necessarily the comic’s fault if another person doesn’t get it," she said.

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    #19

    Hilarious meme about a cat eating its owner for nutrients, shared on Instagram.

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    Hilarious meme showing a massive step count spike on a fitness tracker, captioned about chasing an ice cream truck.

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    "Humor can be quite a niche and individual thing, but if a joke regularly falls flat most comics will drop it from their sets."

    Comedy expert Ariane said that some people don’t get jokes because they’re not used to looking for humor in certain situations.

    #22

    Tweet meme about men mocking astrology but wearing lucky jerseys for games.

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    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the luck is allergic to detergent so you're not supposed to wash it apparently.

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    #24

    Tweet meme about refusing to bookmark websites, humorously describing keeping many browser tabs open until crashing.

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    flutterbyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate having more than 5 tabs open in one window, and I hate bookmarking websites, so I just memorize the website name and hope I'll remember it. Oh, and I have a shitty memory.

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her is a tip....with windows you can right click a tab and save to desktop. Then it makes icon on the desktop that when clicked opens the website. Screw hundreds of tabs just have a desk top with 1000 icons

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    OGA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just on my computer. My mind always has way to many tabs open too.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Joke's on them. I do BOTH

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a good memory helps a lot: the website's name is forgotten but the way I searched it (keywords etc) is etched in memory and can be repeated at will.

    Anna Stephenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling judged and attacked! Lol

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my mom and I have sworn to never be like that so now I use tan groups and allow myself no more than five in each, unless I’m studying or have them open for a minute or less.

    commie pinkofag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thereby reminding that visiting this site is a sign of mental illness, impending dementia, or both.

    O.M.Miki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg gosh i do this so much. I feel like if i bookmark i will somehow forget about the amazing idea i had for it and that's a waist. But if i keep it open it's a constant reminder of how lazy i am to get to it but I WILL get to it eventually and that's a start;)

    Frankie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I instead add endless bookmarks in no order which I'll never look at again

    Full Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you're not using chrome, and if you are, then I hope you have a quite a bit of ram

    April Pickett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are bookmarks and tabs on your computer?

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you make it sound like that's a bad thing...

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made a huge bookmark subfolder to keep track of random artists I discovered, so I could go back and look at their work and check out new stuff. That computer crashed, and all my bookmarks are gone forever. Never doing that again.

    Autumn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not do both :D But yeah, I’ve learned that the limit of tabs on an iPhone 11 or 12 (I can’t remember) is 500 tabs

    Kari Lynn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's talk about the elephant in the 🌽, I bookmark websites all the time. When go to bookmarks later, there's nothing there. Then I'm just fkd.

    Kevin Garren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur, I've had bookmarks for 10 years that I probably never even cared enough about in the first place.

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it crashes, there's still browser history :)

    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just bookmark the essentials and keep the others as tabs until the psychological agony of their demanding pressure to be read reaches a tipping point. Then I purge the browser and start again.

    Tommy Pickles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this and it drives me INSANE! He will ask me to look up something on his phone and I'm like, "How?! You still have the dominos tracker up from last week and i accidentally clicked the wrong tab and now I'm watching a Poison music video on YouTube." Works for him but I seriously dread when he asks me to use his phone for something.

    Jill Hojnacki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bookmark then, but almost never remember that I’ve bookmarked them. Oh well. In most cases, I found it once by Googling it; I can do it again.

    devotedtodreams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not do both? XD My laptop keeps offering to install an update when I open up the Power options, but because I have four or five windows open with 5-10 tabs each (some of which are already bookmarked, but I leave 'em there to continue on from later), I just Sleep it every evening, waiting for the day the laptop inevitably decides to override its master's procrastination and just install the update ;-3

    Loolie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just take a screenshot

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    “Many people take life very seriously (like my mum, who can vaguely identify a joke but always laughs in the wrong place!). Alternatively, it could be the fault of the person telling the joke—the humor might be too subtle and not signposted enough,” she told Bored Panda earlier.

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    Text meme about a game called "Refrigerator Jenga," describing the challenge of removing items without disrupting others.

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    Johanna she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was trying to get something out of my freezer and imagine a 5 pound frozen metal object falling on your big toe, worst pain I’ve ever felt and it hurt for weeks, it’s still sensitive after 8 months or so

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    Twitter post humorously describing mismatched food containers, shared on a popular Instagram page for hilarious memes.

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    Esha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh cookies....oop no its medicine and sewing items

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    “There's no other way but to ask people what the joke is. Or you might want to keep it to yourself that you have an under-developed sense of humor,” she said that if you find yourself unable to ‘get’ the joke, there’s really nothing to do but to ask the comedian or someone else for an explanation.

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    #30

    Tweet with a funny meme about trying not to be like one's parents by stuffing plastic bags inside other plastic bags.

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't forget about the mother bag. the big bag that you stuff the stuffed bags in

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    #32

    Hilarious meme suggesting you can ignore people you haven't seen in 7 years because they've changed entirely.

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I bump into someone i recognize regardless, I hide.

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    #34

    Funny meme about creating an app for grocery store music selection, shared on a popular Instagram page.

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    Distracted Serpent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had this at my college, and people just rickrolled everyone at least once an hour.

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    #35

    Text meme about fish in the sea and a large garbage patch, humorously warning to be cautious.

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    #36

    Hilarious meme about true crime narrators revealing the husband as the killer.

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GASP! SUCH A *dramatic flop* SHOCK *whispering* that they didn’t see me

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    #37

    "Funny meme: 4-year-old prefers alone time over birthday party fun."

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    Kylie Mountain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introverts of the world, unite :)

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    #39

    Funny meme about millennial scents like "Blockbuster" and "Scholastic Book Fair" increasing candle sales.

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    Aimee Parrott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Gen X and I would buy every Scholastic Book Fair candle I could find.

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    #40

    Humorous meme about Titanic characters with a playful twist on their relationship as seen on a popular Instagram page.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she'd get tired of his bohemian life eventually.

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    #41

    Funny meme about real friendship captured on a popular Instagram page.

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    B Lorax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing but there was a scream before the disconnect - that's not friendship.

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    #43

    A funny meme about dryers having a "less dry" option, questioning why anyone wants socks "medium rare."

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    Pan Narrans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my age shows painfully: that's so you can have your laundry at a 'just right for ironing' degree of moisture.

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    #44

    Text meme highlighting changes from 2020 to 2022, shared on a popular Instagram page.

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    PalmKitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2024: we don’t WANT to go in public

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    #45

    Meme text post from a popular Instagram page joking about lying to cashiers to avoid more questions.

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    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dared to say “actually I couldn’t find x” and the cashier shot me a death glare

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    #47

    Tweet about pyramid schemes, highlighting the irony of promoting your own mistake. Hilarious memes theme.

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only pyramid scheme I know is the top of the pyramid is my income and the bottom is my expenses.....

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    #48

    Funny meme text about feeling embarrassed by social interactions from ages 12 to 29.

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    Bored Person
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can't sleep and everything just starts replaying in your mind

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    #50

    Meme text humor about needing a Google Calendar invite instead of casual meet-up messages.

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hipster ghost, chilling in his favourite coffee shop after it closes

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! My anxiety already does the job without any other incentive...

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    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not perfect, but you don't get a bill at the end

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna try that! whos with me?

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    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG my limbs nod off all the time but my brain is all “we should Google what time the sun sets in Iceland” at bedtime

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or all on point. That's how triangles work

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    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then continue to have an uncomfortable week from all the rashes and sleep deprivation and messed up digestive system.

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real, school is stressful for kids. Doesn't matter if it's just a 'letter' it's just as stressful as work stuff. We have less to worry about as kids but not NOTHING to worry about..

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    Natasha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s all post a picture of ours!

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    James Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why all my socks are all the same color.

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    GoldfishCrackers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also prefer to call it a veranda. FaNcY.

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    Bec
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 15+ years in our house, we are contemplating buying a bed frame. We may be a bit slow at this adulting thing

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    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have mine and 4 other people to schedule for. These 4 other people get to practice the fine art of patience and only seeing the dentist every couple of years

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    Kylie Mountain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We definitely need a cooking show for people who 'cook' with a rotation of, like five different meals, some of them self-invented and vaugely disgusting to the rest of the world, plus a couple frozen microwave meals. During my year in a religious service program, only cooking for myself, I invented the Taco-Adjacent Thing. Open face tortilla, rice, ground chicken, honey mustard. I ate way too much of this over the course of the year.

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was 11, I was once talking s**t with my friend, and then I had to present on this thing I wrote with my group, and I turned into some news reporter or something. When I did it in front of the class, tho, I had a voice crack and I sounded like a dying chicken

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! With me, it depends. If I'm already procrastinating, even my own breathing distracts me lol

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    Jenny K Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Schiavone, every comment you make is funnier than the next!

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    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 24 and I have always liked desserts that aren't too sweet.

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    Kylie Mountain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've sworn off Harry Potter, but I do think the thing that gave the books real staying power was the realistic emotional ups and downs of being a teenager trying to sort yourself out.

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    stardust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if your dog is barking at 4am, I officially dislike you.

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    KombatBunni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d run so fast I’d break either the door or the sound barrier..

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    Sir Tarsier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone adjusts the time automatically so I don't even notice it at all nowadays

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not to worry, we’re a family like atmosphere and we love team building exercises on Fridays too!

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I was a teen :( (no pollen allergy though, but the weather gets warm too quickly or I so much as smell mould, there goes my day)

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH, but the secret is to crumble on the inside whilst keeping a smile on your face and pretending you got a handle on things

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    Cee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you’re eight, a classmate will point out a “fault” with you and you will always feel that little twinge of insecurity about it. Kids are a$$holes!! I’m talking to you James

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently finished a 4-day cross-country drive. Some of that was on county roads - thanks a lot, Google Maps!

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing your teacher in the grocery store: They EAT?

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better still hire a cleaning crew... Ok the hotel might be less expensive

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    related comment: a 6-year-old told his teacher his grandma had been at his house over the weekend. "Where does your grandma live? "At the airport. Whenever we want we go and get her."

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always dress like it'll be the cold version and end up tying my sweater around my waist like a butt cape when it's the warm 60.

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    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate washing my bed linen because I think all the neighbours think I wet the bed rather than I just like clean sheets (live in a line drying country)

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pressing zero gives you… you have marked an invalid response. Please try again.

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's about no meetings whatsoever? Let's just exchange emails!

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    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s that same last name again. Hinge. What does this mean?

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my mum called non-stop and it was to know how to make the phone show the percentage of battery at the top of the screen lol

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe I'm the only one, but I love the rain, so to me, that's when it's nice outside (and I want to go out)

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    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person whose life was changed by tacos has the same last name.

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so why bother? stay home and watch Community lol

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but have you ever seen the rain?

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    kathoco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would NOT put a 30,000 year old bowl in the dishwasher. Hand wash only.

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    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teen, my buddy and I did a lot of graffiti...in alleys....with Tempera paint.

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaves 6 hours a day to lie awake in bed contemplating it all.

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