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40 Parents Are Sharing All The Hilariously Absurd Reasons Why Their Kids Cry, And You Couldn’t Make Them Up
There are many reasons to cry, but it's usually the kinds of extreme feelings of happiness or sadness that get the waterworks flowing. Not for kids, though. Kids quickly learn that crying, meltdowns and temper tantrums get a reaction from their parents, and can begin bawling in dramatic fashion at the drop of a hat.
Because we know this, we are allowed to laugh at the seemingly cataclysmic situations that these cry babies find themselves in. Although it might seem that someone is about to die, the kid just isn't allowed to eat the cat food. Or throw books at her parent's faces. Or any of the other absurd reasons why kids decide to show their skills on how to cry. As a sequel to our previous post, we here at Bored Panda have made another list of the hilariously ridiculous reasons people caught kids crying for. So scroll down below to check it out and share your own fussy baby stories in the comments!
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#1
The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
To be fair, the name is pretty deceiving for a kid. I used to think it was gold too
whatupguys1 6 years ago
I was VERY disappointed when i finally went to San Francisco and learned this too... (I was 26 at the time)
Phoenix 5 years ago
yeah. wanna know about a real disappointment? Plymouth rock
Load More Replies... Melanie Peapell 6 years ago
I feel his/her pain. I was a little disappointed when I saw my Green Card wasn't green.
MagicalUnicorn 6 years ago
as non american i was convinced it's made of gold as well, before seeing picture from up close
Steve Barker 6 years ago
When I was 5, I thought I was going to CandyGarden. Boy, what a letdown.
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
This actually seems like a legit reason to be upset. Why don't they call it the Red Gate Bridge? what's the difference other than at least it would be accurate.
Matt 6 years ago
It's not named for its color, but the strait it spans that's called Golden Gate.
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CultOfBambi 6 years ago
Anybody else looking at all these posts and having flashbacks to their mother saying "I'll give you something to cry about!"? Just me then. :o)
Elizabeth Scarborough 6 years ago
Well it's not like it's the Gold Bridge or the Golden Bridge, it's the bridge over the Golden Gate. I mean do people expect to see our first President when they go over the George Washington Bridge? Or actually see a sunshine every time one crosses the sunshine skyway bridge? I mean what about night time?
But what are some legitimate reasons why your child might cry? There is usually something deeper going on behind these tantrums over nothing, the most common of which is over-tiredness. One of the most frequent reasons cry is just simple fatigue, and it can lead to some pretty irrational behavior.
Keep an eye out for common signs of tiredness like as rubbing eyes, yawning or looking a little glazed over in the eyes. It might just be time to settle your little one down for a nap to help them get back into a better mood, and not fly into a temper for the most absurd reasons.
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#2
Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Problem solving learning experience. He's not got it figured out is all. He'll learn
Mike Procaccini 6 years ago
Just like not being able to pick up a hot girl at the supermarket while shopping with your wife.
#3
We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
Whether it was Celsius or Farenheit, it's a good thing you didn't let him.
Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
Yeah, dads thinking "are you sure this is my kid."
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
You didn't want your child to freeze, drown and potentially die..............and you're the a*****e! haha.
Martin Okonkwo 5 years ago
My 3-year-old once threw a tantrum because we would not let her drive us home from church.
Chris Miilu 6 years ago
My absolute favorite. Recall making promises to do things which would never occur, e.g. making a P&B sandwich for Frankenstein should he knock on the back door. My daughter and her friend were 4yrs. old and very worried about how I would treat Frankenstein, their absolute favorite.
Just we get a little grumpy and diva-like when we are hungry, so do kids. Usually they will tell you straight out that they are peckish, but for kids who can't speak yet, crying is the way to get their point across. So if ridiculous reactions to silly things are occuring, reach for a healthy snack and see if that helps.
Kids can get stressed out too, which can also be a cause of irrational crying. Some parents, while meaning well, can overload and over stimulate their kids with playdates, soccer practice, language lessons, you name it. Sometimes kids need a little peace and calm so they can relax and unwind, just like we do.
#4
She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner
Falcon 6 years ago
That's why you don't ask a child that young what they want for dinner and just make something. The end result will be the same in both cases. 😅
sfg4life515 6 years ago
Yep, you'll end up cleaning 70% of it off the floor, walls, table, your hair, the child, the cat, other child in the room, and whatever they've managed to stuff down their diaper.
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Randomcthulu 6 years ago
My lil sis refused to eat any meat that wasn't chicken. She could've eaten beef the day before, and LOVED it, but if you served it again and forgot to call it chicken, she would refuse to eat it...
Oriana Baldasso 6 years ago
You are not understanding her: for ravioli she meant "icecream"...
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
My little sister barely eats anything. She either says she is hungry than the next not, or you make what she asks for and then she plays with it and complains saying she's "to tired to eat" ugh.
#5
He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV
Lyop 6 years ago
Do you know how many times I cried cos I wanted to get on The Magic School Bus? Very valid reason to cry tbh...!
sfg4life515 6 years ago
Just this morning I was thinking "I wish I was on the Magic School Bus right now...I wonder what Miss Frizzle would be teaching us?"
Load More Replies... Destini Robinson 6 years ago
OMG Lyop yes!! I always wanted to maybe like, kinda chill with the magic school bus kids.
Alan Wilkening 6 years ago (edited)
And from that historic moment on, little Donald Trump vowed never again to let Facts or Reason stand in his way.
Extinct Animal 8 months ago
Do you literally sit around waiting to make some kinda comment about Trump and try and shoehorn it into whatever you can even if it makes no sense? Must be tiring...
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annalisa favaron 6 years ago
Well, if the bus is Miyazaki's "Spirited away" catbus, I can relate.
Kids can be hungry for attention, and if they have learned that crying gets it, they will keep it up. Even negative attention, telling them to stop it and shut up for example, reinforces this kind of behavior. If you know your child is having a tantrum purely for the attention, it's best to ignore them. It's no fun to scream and shout the house down if nobody is listening!
If you give plenty of positive attention to your child, this kind of attention-seeking should be less of an issue. Let them know that good behavior is rewarded with positive reinforcement, offer lavish praise and set aside some time each day to play, together, one on one.
#6
He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!
Nimthirielle 6 years ago
Haha! My daughter did that, she put it on her mouth and said it was her doctor mask! :D
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Just let him play with it. I guarantee it's cleaner than the rest of his toys.
Holosexual 6 years ago
I guess my brother saw my mom use a pad once and he started wearing them too. I found out once when we were playing. He was running around and it fell from the left side of his pant leg 😂
Alan Wilkening 6 years ago
That photo is SOLID GOLD! Keep it for when he becomes an unruly teenager and you need a bargaining chip... .
Doris S. Anderson 6 years ago
This one was better than the kids using full pads for house slippers!!!
#7
I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
I love that kids seem to think that parents have these magical powers that can manipulate the world around them. It's kind sweet
miaow 6 years ago
yes!! I used to call my mama Spiderman... Only when I was mad at her. I didnt like Spiderman for some reason :P
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Aurora Hellman 4 years ago
Aww, kid. Your mommy is amazing, i know, but she can't swap between night and day. Sorry kid.
Melisa K. 6 years ago
I would have anxiety 24/7 living in a high building with my bub, and literally no fresh air in the house due to painting the windows all shut, just incase lol
Load More Replies...So, funny as these irrational kids and their tantrums might be, there is bound to be another reason beyond the 'wrong color M&M' to their distress. Let the tantrum run its course, and find out the real reason why your kid is acting like such a diva!
#8
The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands
Alexander Brior 6 years ago
My dog used to eat her own poop and throw it back up on the floor.
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sfg4life515 6 years ago
We were lucky...our boys never had tantrums. They were, and still are, good sons. If I use the word "great" and they stumble upon this..itd go to their heads..so SHHHH!!!
#9
I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....
sfg4life515 6 years ago
Be honest...they could power an entire country with that "boundless energy" they're known for. Until naptime. Mommy's, I mean.
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Elizabeth Tunney 5 years ago
Good thing ya didn’t let him. I heard this story on TV where this kid ate batteries because they vibrated and he was taken to the hospital where he died :c
#10
The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
Me still when a beautiful flower blooms in our yard, and because our yard isn't very "flower" like and more "weed" like, I have to face the sad reality it won't live.
Mandi Long 5 months ago
Take him to the garden, show him a bulb or some seeds and tell him they need time to grow, and then plant them in a flower pot or garden, and then tell them that they need water, just like we do, to be able to grow and let him/her water them/it. If your child is small, get a kiddie watering can so he can water it and watch it grow.
#11
He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack
meow point1 6 years ago
Maybe he had a dream about it and is confusing it with reality because of his young age.
meapthealien 6 years ago
Whattttttt my cycling backpack isn't real.My life is a lie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!At least I still have my trusty swimming purse no don't tell me my heart can't take this.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
My little brother got up one morning and looked every where for his blue little truck. They didn't make Hot Wheels yet but he did describe it very well. He was six years old.
#12
I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend
neighbor.no13 6 years ago
“OH… NOOO!! You murdererrr!! We promise each other that will travel the world together.”
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
My 57 yr old ex is still mad at his mom for,killing his pet bumble bee when he was 10
Sasy 6 years ago
this 47 year old is still very angry that her pet cicada was stepped on on purpose, it even had a leash made from wool. The pain is real
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Letitia Hedding 6 years ago
I used to do this, I once had a friend and mum through him out, he was a piece of staring from out carpet
#13
I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher
Kiss Army 6 years ago
My cats love it in there. I have 5 cats and every time I chase 1 out, another jumps in...
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Robi Stephens 6 years ago
And she still have her dummy and a biscuit of some sort in her hands. so sweet.
#14
I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat
TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago
You’d be surprised. some animals seem like they’ll let kids do anything to them and just sit there like this is fine
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Caroline Pichette 6 years ago
When I was two years old I grabbed the family cat by the balls, the cat turned around and bit me, not enough to hurt me badly but enough to make me cry...I never grabbed the cat by the balls after that. Lesson learned, lol.
Andrew Reyes 6 years ago
And that is what's wrong with this generation. Parents coddle their kids so they never have the opportunity to learn very important lessons such as DON'T... BITE.. CATS...
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Pamela Scott 6 years ago
Must have been a super patient cat! Most of the time they try to bite a cat and the cat teaches them not to fast!
#15
He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined
Pamela Scott 6 years ago
Maybe that was the wrong yellow! My poor hubby doesn't seem to see as many shades of color as my daughter and I do and she used to get so frustrated till I was able to explain that he really did not know the difference between blue, blue violet, and violet. He just saw blue. The same with the other shades of different colors.
#16
Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
I think anna's heart really is frozen now, frozen cold with sadness.
Reginald Hall 3 years ago
Well...that and the cold temperature of the floor she's lying on
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Janine Randall 6 years ago
Well, she's wearing very cute shoes. Later in life, that will account for a lot.
neighbor.no13 6 years ago
I thought she cry because of her sister don't let her marry someone she just meet.
#17
Won't Let Her Throw Books At My Face
Sophia Chappelle 3 years ago
My son tries to throw a book at my face during bedtime. I put them away for a few days when that happens
JD Belohorec 3 years ago
maybe shes trying to throw some knowledge at you! like litterally throw some knowledge at you like wakahhhh!
#18
Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint
The Girl on Fire 6 years ago
Hey, her fingernails aren't painted. Just tell her those are her extra toes.
Katniss Everdeen 6 years ago
she's too young. she'll suck it off and its not edible
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Anime nerd 6 years ago
I as a child never liked my nails painted now all i put on is black with blue sparkles lol
Wendy Melkert 5 years ago
dad has toes, mom has toes, heck if you have a dog, they have toes! my rottweiler was real good at allowing it when i was like 8. (and she left the nails alone afterwards)
Wendy Melkert 5 years ago
dad has toes, you have toes, heck if you have a dog those have nails.
#19
Sean Said The Word...green
Neill Powell 6 years ago
I Can understand this. I mean, Donald Trump also has a tantrum when he hears the word "green", and He's the president of the USA
Ma Jonalyn Montero 6 years ago
Why would Sean said that! Tsk. I would have cried too if I were there.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
can someone tellme what this "green is not a creative color" thing is all about?
Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago
There was a popular web series called "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared" and "green is not a creative color" was something said on it.
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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) - BNL, "If I Had A Million Dollars"
Delilah Jones 6 years ago
Oh man, that's a tough one. Green is a word that can trigger some serious offended feelings in people. I feel this little girl's pain!
#20
He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
Geez my little sis loves getting rid of her long nails, same for me tbh.
Elizabeth Tunney 5 years ago
I tried to do it when I was younger, then I gave up and chewed the nail till it got stuck to the roof of my mouth. Got it off eventually.
#21
I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I'm A Monster
ゾーイドレーガー 6 years ago
..lived in foster care..got a kite..and slapped my least fav mum with it..
Stanley Noah marks 2 years ago
it could be that he is just happy he got one! ah, the tears of happiness...
Reginald Hall 3 years ago
I noticed nowadays no one flies kites anymore. Alot of the young generation of people wouldn't know how to get it up in the air.
#22
I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food
Lomion 6 years ago
*First child* You don't let them eat cat's food. *Second child* If they eat cat's food, that's cat's problem, not yours.
Katerina Huskova 6 years ago
At least the kid has shinny hair and strong teeth
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Mica Fiverline 6 years ago
Let him try it... I apparently did the same thing when I was toddler aged. My mum told me to go for it. I realized it didn't taste very good and never attempted it again...
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
I sampled every brand of food and treat offered our cats. I sampled the cattle feed and goat chow also. I guess I thought I was quality control?
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Vannesa Yeager 6 years ago
Who can blame him , some of these smell delicious, as for taste, quite different.
Joel Eriksson 5 years ago
Eating dry cat-/dog food and similar is very dangerous for children, if they choke on it, and it gets stuck it will swell and get soft and thus be very very difficult or even impossible to remove, and then the kid can die. Please ALWAYS keep animal food away from children!
Caroline Driver 5 years ago
We wondered why our daughter was being so quiet, went to find her and there she was, scarfing down tinned cat food
Bill Loman 5 years ago
Seems to me like a kid eating the cats food is a cat problem, not a me problem.
UndyingBisexual 6 years ago
Ok so I might have just been a weird kid but I used to put dry cereal in a bowl and put it on the floor and pretend to be a dog
#23
All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.
meow point1 6 years ago
I did it once when I was five. What's weird is that now I'm the most squeamish in my family.
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Andrew Reyes 6 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks this post is perfect for their username???
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Watch how you word things on here. I said "my left handed blonde boyfriend says it seems that blonde left-handed kids are troublemakers and I got down voted so bad apparently I was being some kinda blonde racist even though the comment was made by a blonde lefty... if people can be they will be offended
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#24
Daddy Touched My Balloon
Elizabeth Tunney 5 years ago
Exactly. Nobody touch my ballooon that I let go of so it flies to space
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Destini Robinson 6 years ago
That balloon is really neat, I wouldn't want anyone touching it either.
#25
I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
Mom's heart is just beginning to start beating again. This happen to me and all I could do is scream and faint. The car stopped and my brother went to pick up my three year old. I did a lot of crying and couldn't even go home from my mom's until I was able to drive. She never ran out of my hand again to get to the car first.
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
Just when you thought the picture was going to be perfect and the kid was going to pose right.
#26
Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath
Kaisu 6 years ago
That's how it was as a kid, you didn't want to get in the bath but when you were in there, then you didn't want to get out
Destini Robinson 6 years ago
I love how she doesn't even take into consideration she still has the towel on from her bath she LITERALLY just had.
Linda le Riche 5 years ago
Isn't it funny, the 3 most glorious thing for adults kids hate. Eat, sleep and taking a bath!!
Adam Cantor 6 years ago
I have lived this. Many times. Recently, his night time routine went as following: NO BATH!! *cries in bath, then pees in bath*...me: ok, shower time! him: NO SHOWER!! *finishes shower*...I WANT A BATH!! me *SMH*
Mary Faulkner 6 years ago
My grandson. 4 nights he didn't want to go in the bath. Fifth night, he's not dirty , leave it, undressed and in the tub before the paste is on his toothbrush. No water, just his boats. Oh well.
#27
I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash
sfg4life515 6 years ago
We had a dog years ago that grabbed a piece of her business, tossed it in the air, and caught it. Please keep in mind, she was a normal dog...so those actions were not performed with hands. One swoop! gulp! And it was gone. Until later.
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Bumble Boozle 6 years ago
why is the trash can labeled 'bank'? Maybe he thought the sign would turn trash into money and he wanted to eat the money so he would be rich.
#28
Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?
Giovanni 6 years ago (edited)
Genevieve is a lovely name, we need less weird spellings and more middle ages names please
#29
Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted
Tahani 6 years ago
I think there is an image on the other side of that white thing in the middle
Load More Replies... Twenty øne doggos 6 years ago
maybe it wasn't how she imagined it. What my siblings might do is be angry because they didn't get to complain about not getting the right cake.
Katharine Lancaster 6 years ago
I used to do that when I was a little kid. It was because I was massively overstimulated. Parents learned I couldn’t handle celebrations of any kind... until I was about 9 or 10 years old. Don’t even ask about me starting kindergarten!
Paul Punzer 5 years ago
i guess she thought the whole cake would look like a actual unicorn, not just the little thingy in the middle.
#30
He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose
UndyingBisexual 6 years ago
i HEARD IF YOU PUT THE GREEN NUGGET UNDER YOUR PILLOW YOU'LL WAKE UP TO A GLASS EYE HIDDEN WHERE THE NUGGET WAS
#31
She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”
meow point1 6 years ago
Sympathy probably. She's still too young to properly understand that it would hurt, and the parent saying, 'ouch' lets her know that it does and she's crying because she caused her mother/father pain.
esmeralda ramos 6 years ago
She probably also doesn't know how to deal with guilt yet.
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sfg4life515 6 years ago
That first time you get overwhelmed by guilt is a rough one, for sure.
UndyingBisexual 6 years ago
I called my brother a bastard and hit him without knowing what it meant and ran to my room when i was a kid and then five minutes later I walked back out to him bawling "I'm sorwy "
#32
I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker
the awesome Piplup 3 years ago
If I don't fits, I sits anyways™️. My trademarked version of if I fits I sits
#33
I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink
Kwj 6 years ago
Or teach your kids whats okay and whats not? Or keep the chemicals in a place where the kids can't reach them :)
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
My nephew did that and turned a shade of gray I've never seen before on human skin. 1 stomach pump and 20 years later he's doing fine.
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Then when your not looking she will do it anyway and your kid will get sick or worse. Chemicals on high shelves only
April Simnel 6 years ago
"Mr. Yuk is mean. Mr. Yuk is green. When you see him, you know quick! Things marked 'YUK!' make you sick! SICK SICK SICK!! SICK SICK SICK!! Mr. Yuk is meeeean. Mr. Yuk is greeeeennmmuahahahaha!" That's how I learned to stay away from household chemicals, the commercial where I remember this song from (it was shown in a bunch of US cities in the 70s), and the Mr. Yuk stickers given out to parents in our city from the local children's hospital. I think that old commercial is still on YouTube.
Robert J. Williamson 6 years ago
Did you say keep crying and I'll let you drink the chemicals?
#34
Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb
sfg4life515 6 years ago
What sort of twisted maniac refuses to eat broccoli?
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María Hermida 6 years ago
... or not. Some kids eat really strange things. I've heard of kids drinking bleach or washing up liquid. My mother caught me eating the dirt from the flowerpots when I was two. Kids are weird creatures.
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these poor kids are gonna grow up one day and find these terrible pictures on the Internet... then die of the ensuing embarrassment.
Bill Loman 5 years ago
I probably would have let her take a bite just to see what a kid with rabies looks like when she started foaming at the mouth
Jennie Neale 6 years ago
My son at a bath cube (like a small bath bomb) when he was about that age. The poison hotline lady said he would be fine and he was. It seems they are mostly baking soda. But that was a long time ago and maybe bath bombs are made of different stuff these days.
#35
She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!
Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
My grandson puts my shoes on his tiny little feet and cries because he can't walk in them.
#36
Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!
Kristy P 6 years ago
Are you sire it's fuzz & not the too-small teething necklace that should probably be taken off since he obviously has his teeth?
JD Cassavaugh 6 years ago
Yes, that necklace is making me uncomfortable. They look like little glass or resin beads, far too small to have tightly bound on his neck.
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#37
I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die
sfg4life515 6 years ago
Oh boy...I'd be a high level threat if someone kept me from my high chair demise.
#38
She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s
Clinton Yew 6 years ago
After seeing the other posts, I have a feeling she want the two M&M's inside your stomach that you just ate.
#39
We Got A New Microwave
Jean Jacket 6 years ago
I did that last year... bought a new one and I was that crazy person in the dealership parking lot sobbing a goodbye to her old car!
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Nicky OldfieldDesciple 6 years ago
This post should shown to teens as part of Sex Ed class as a means of birth control. It certainly makes me glad I never had kids.
#40
I Wouldn’t Let Her Wear Her Sandals Into The Snow
#41
I Won’t Let Him In The Dirty Slimy Pool Until I Clean It
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
Hey, you can't beat the cool slick feeling of "Mysterious scum in Pool that will make me grow a third eye"
#42
Her Cheese Broke... After She Bit It
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Not the first time I've seen a kid on here upset by Broken cheese. That seems to be quite a devastating problem for children
Apprentissagesetautonomie 6 days ago
Show them now they have TWO cheeses. Also works with cookies.
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#43
I Wouldn't Let Him Finish Eating The Paper Clip
#44
Wouldn't Let Him Play In The Public Restroom Garbage Can
#45
Told Us She Wanted A Tattoo (Fake) On So We Put It On And Then She Started Crying
#46
Norah Asked Me To Kick The Ball On The Beach. So I Kicked The Ball On The Beach. My Mistake....
#47
I’m Making Her Have A Cup With A Lid...because She Already Spilled The One That Didn’t
Apprentissagesetautonomie 6 days ago
Well how's she supposed to learn from her mistake if you don't give her a second chance ? This s***s. Now I wanna cry.
#48
I Won’t Let Her Sit In The Trunk
Monday 6 years ago
I always wanted to sit in the trunk too.....It would be the best day ever when my parents would allow me to. Kids are weird.
Jason Rogers 6 years ago
To be fair, the trunk does look pretty accessible behind that curtain and would make a great fort....
Anime nerd 6 years ago
Ahh the trunk it’s awesome if ur parents have a truck we used to sit in there and all our grandpa had to do was drive us around the neighborhood other neighborhood kids joined us
#49
Wouldn’t Let Him Touch Cat Puke Before I Cleaned It Up
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Because it's something new. He has no idea it's gross.
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I Wouldn’t Let Him Have A 10 Books, 2 Packs Of 30 Biros And A Metre Long Pack Of Galaxy
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Looks like a WH Smith, so all of that together would probably be close to £500.
#51
Because I Wouldn't Let Her Sit In The Back Of The Cart.... On The Chips.... Crushing Them
Miranda Steele 6 years ago
My mom use to buy those for lunches, they lasted quite a while.
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#52
Because I Told Him Be Careful
#53
I Wouldnt Let Him Take A Strangers Scooter Around The Park
Anime nerd 6 years ago
WHAT U NEVER USED TO RACE UR SIBLINGS DOWN A DOUBLE SLIDE
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#54
Husband Was Playing With Her, But He Wasn’t Doing It Right
#55
I Told Him He Couldn’t Put My Makeup Brushes In The Toilet
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
The question is how many times has he done it before you never even knew about
#56
I Didn’t Let Him Eat The Sponge…
#57
He Wants His Birthday Cake Now. His Birthday Is In 12 Days
#58
I’m Sorry But You Cannot Wear Your Slippers And Wellies At The Same Time
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
I had to Google it myself, apparently they are what many Americans would call "Galoshes" or "rainboots".
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#59
Chewing Your Food And Then Spitting It Back Out Doesn’t Count As “Eating” And Your Mother Won’t Let You Watch Television
#60
I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink My Coffee
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
just like that "mommy juice" thats in teh bottle in the fridge.
Load More Replies... knittin' kitten 6 years ago
When I was about 4 I thought I drank the last half cup of my grandmother's coffee she forgot about. I downed it quick and proceeded to be on a caffeine high all day and they couldn't figure out why it was so misbehaved
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
When I was 4 I think* bored and won't let me edit it.
Load More Replies... Donna Leske 6 years ago
My Dad would let us have a tiny sip with the warning "it'll put HAIR on your chest!". I was little, I wanted hair on my chest.
#61
He Started Crying Because His Shirt Sleeves Weren't Long Enough
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
I shrunk my favorite sweater those sleeves are not long enough anymore I cried too.
#62
I Won't Let Her Play In The Toilet
Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago
I vaguely remember wanting to take a bath in the toilet after seeing that one Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where Calvin essentially does that..
#64
I Forced My Children To Take An After Dinner Walk
JessG 6 years ago
Nobody is too old for an after dinner walk, unless you're saying they're too old for a tantrum...then yes :)
Load More Replies... The Girl on Fire 6 years ago
If this isn't staged, the kids are way too old be throwing a tantrum over taking a walk.
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Oh boy grow up your not 3 anymore... video games are too important for kids to want to exercise.
#65
I Asked Her Not To Lick The Lotion. What Was I Thinking!?
#66
When The Sticker That’s Been Stuck To The Bottom Of His Shoe Finally Falls Off And I Tell Him It Won’t Go Back On
#67
I Wouldn’t Open Up A New Box Of Raisins Because There Was Already One Open
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Boyfriends nice we get mad about not getting a new glass of water because she had an old glass of water old man 10 minutes ago and no amount of explanation would make her understand it's the exact same age as the water inside the tap just on the outside of it instead.
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Never use voice to text without double-checking before you send the message hopefully my gibberish made sense I hate typing so I speak and it doesn't like to understand me
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He Asked Me To Cut His Strawberry... Not Both Strawberries
#69
I Wouldn’t Let Him Empty All The Silverware Onto The Floor
#70
Because There's A Baby Picture Of His Sister In A Frame On The Wall
#71
I Wouldn’t Get Him Cake While We Still Have Cake At Home
#72
I Wouldn’t Let Her Dump Her Cheese Toast On The Gym Floor Before Eating It
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Sliced old cheddar between 2 warm toasts is my go to snack
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I Wouldn't Let Her Pick Rhinestones Off A Headband And Eat Them
#74
Crying Because I Won’t Hold Her While I’m Going Potty
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What do you think ?
Kaisu 6 years ago
Posts like these remind me that my choice to never have children was the correct one
Hans 6 years ago
I think the decision to have or to not have children should be respected in any case. But how is this related to this posting? As a parent, most of these situations would have been quite funny, eventually also for the child. Laugh and cry together. And I can tell you, with children for every time you cry you get 10 times you laugh. And no laugh is as funny than the laugh of a children going full bezerk in a cuddle-and-tickle battle.
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Lazy Panda 6 years ago
I used to babysit a kid who once cried because her imaginary hamburger in her imaginary restaurant didn’t have ketchup
Evil Little Thing 6 years ago
You get really good at ignoring stuff. Like, 90% of parenting involves ignoring your kid.
Load More Replies... westwing 6 years ago
To the people who kept insisting I would regret my choice to not have children.....still nope, not once, never.
Zoe's Mom 6 years ago
I'm at the age where my options are gone but I've never regretted not having children.
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lazy panda 6 years ago
How to know you're not ready for kids: when you look through these pics and you don't find them cute or funny, but annoying as f**k.
Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago
Seriously. So hard to not detest these children.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
I guess I'm in the minority but I found these funny as hell. Sort of a been there, done that, and everybody survived thing.
Mommyofboth 6 years ago (edited)
The hate for children in this post is absolutely astounding. If you don't want children, please don't. Children are not for everyone. Just know that children are not like this ALL the time. They have their moments just like adults. They have feelings and get overwhelmed easily, especially if they are not talking and don't know how to communicate. These pictures are made for fun, or for a sense of camaraderie. It's just knowing you are not alone, especially when things get difficult.
Mommyofboth 6 years ago
You're acting like changing a diaper is the most horrible thing to deal with in life. I assure you it's not. It's not actually a very witty comeback either.
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Kaisu 6 years ago
Posts like these remind me that my choice to never have children was the correct one
Hans 6 years ago
I think the decision to have or to not have children should be respected in any case. But how is this related to this posting? As a parent, most of these situations would have been quite funny, eventually also for the child. Laugh and cry together. And I can tell you, with children for every time you cry you get 10 times you laugh. And no laugh is as funny than the laugh of a children going full bezerk in a cuddle-and-tickle battle.
Load More Replies... Lazy Panda 6 years ago
I used to babysit a kid who once cried because her imaginary hamburger in her imaginary restaurant didn’t have ketchup
Evil Little Thing 6 years ago
You get really good at ignoring stuff. Like, 90% of parenting involves ignoring your kid.
Load More Replies... westwing 6 years ago
To the people who kept insisting I would regret my choice to not have children.....still nope, not once, never.
Zoe's Mom 6 years ago
I'm at the age where my options are gone but I've never regretted not having children.
Load More Replies... lazy panda 6 years ago
How to know you're not ready for kids: when you look through these pics and you don't find them cute or funny, but annoying as f**k.
Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago
Seriously. So hard to not detest these children.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
I guess I'm in the minority but I found these funny as hell. Sort of a been there, done that, and everybody survived thing.
Mommyofboth 6 years ago (edited)
The hate for children in this post is absolutely astounding. If you don't want children, please don't. Children are not for everyone. Just know that children are not like this ALL the time. They have their moments just like adults. They have feelings and get overwhelmed easily, especially if they are not talking and don't know how to communicate. These pictures are made for fun, or for a sense of camaraderie. It's just knowing you are not alone, especially when things get difficult.
Mommyofboth 6 years ago
You're acting like changing a diaper is the most horrible thing to deal with in life. I assure you it's not. It's not actually a very witty comeback either.
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