This week Apple unveiled three new iPhones and two new watches, which means its time for the tech conspiracy theorists to go off about their current phones glitching. Just like clockwork, each new product release comes with complaints and, of course, lots and lots of memes.
The new models are the iPhone XS, the iPhone XS Max, the iPhone XR, the Apple Watch Series 4 and the Apple Watch Nike+. Their features include updates such as 5.8" to 6.5" 5 super retina display, faster Face ID, new camera features and an A12 bionic chip that can process 5 trillion operations per second. Sounds pretty dope huh? Well, what potential customers aren't too excited about is the $999 to $1,099 starting price tag for the phones and $399 to $499 for the watches. Additionally, let's be honest we are still mourning the loss of the normal headphone jack, I mean come on Apple, who asked for that?! The good news is you can always count on the internet to voice their frustration in collective comedic harmony.
Scroll down below for some of the best meme reactions to Apple's new products, and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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I think this one is very useful. Yep, even if you're drunk. Also, could be a life saver for victims of physical assault.
Be careful in USA. If you trip on a banana skin, brush your knee, and an ambulance comes, will you be ready to pay for the huge insane bill??
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actually, this might be interesting for senior citizens. In a certain age- falling is a major danger. Various conditions developing with old age can make you trip and fall. Your bones easily break, you are more likely to have a stroke or cardiac arrest.... then you are too weak to get back up ... many old people are terrified of falling and not being found for days while not being able to help themselves.
And what if you are tired after work and fall asleep with the watch on? Or just leave the watch on a table or shelf- do you have to leave it in a specific position?
It said if you fall. Like those life alert thing on tv. It can tell if you fall and after if you don't move again in 1 min it will call 911
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911 will exclude people who wear those silly watch
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reason 252 to wear an apple watch: Knock it over in your sleep and you'll wake up to some nice soothing SIRENS!
That's actually very cool - and something like this would be VERY helpful for older people who live alone.
No, just more expensive to buy and more difficult for the children in China to build.
I get the ones with the braided cover from Amazon, something like $15 for 4 diff cables of varying lengths
Maybe these aren't that popular in the West, where mobile providers are more stable, but honestly this is old, common technology available on mid-budget phones throughout Asia. This is partly because the coverage is sparse, so it's often handy to be able to have option of a provider. Also, the plans are more exclusive in that it is free to call/text on the same provider, but costs money to call a phone from a different provider.
I want to upvote this because this photo has been meemed so much and this is the best one
All Android phones I have looked at for the last three years that sport dual-SIM have made the second SIM slot "dual purpose" so it can be used for either second SIM card or an SD card. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if that is Apple's next big "innovation".
Liver, kidney, heart... not brain though. If you still have that, you won't buy Apple :D
"...and I would have gotten away with it too if not for you darn kids!"
The iPhone will die in next year's series of escape the night. (You wont understand unless you watch his vids)
You think it's expensive now? Let's take a week off work to stand in line to get it...
I'll stick to my old Samsung with Android on it. NEver was and never will be a fan of Apple stables.
I'm a budget motorola man, does everything I need it to do, I can buy 11 for the price of the iphone.... INCLUDING silicon skins and glass screen protectors...
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I get a kick out of Apple hate. Why people choose a corporation as their hill to die on is beyond me. Ford/Chevy Samsung/Apple Canon/Nikon, who gives a f**k? They all do basically the same thing and are all just fine. What a strange thing to get all worked up about. How about being happy that there's competition and choice out there?
I think it's because they take old stuff and "re-invent" them, yet remain popular only by brand power. Who knows maybe Apple haters hate other things too but this article is just focused on this topic. You seem to care enough to comment on it.
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I bought a Fitbit and it turns out that if you eat Oreo cookies fast enough, it thinks your jogging.
I don't have a smart phone nor will I ever get one, unless they totally do away with my old school Motorola flip phone, thats right, it still works like a champ and does every thing I need it to do, I can talk and text............the end.. 110% totally satisfied.. now to see the looks on some peoples face when they see a person talking on a "flip-phone" lol.. priceless
I had one of those - it was great - did everything it was supposed to. Didnt have a million functions you couldnt understand and a 200 page instruction encyclopedia
Load More Replies... I really don't understand why people consider iPhone XS Max prohibitively expensive. It's the top of the line product, and it isn't that expensive in comparison with similar products from other manufacturers. Sony XZ2 Premium costs $800, Samsung Galaxy Note9 costs $1000, Huawei P20 Pro costs $1100. Whether you actually want or need to buy a newest phone only because it was released or whether new iPhone is actually worth the price is inconsequential - I'm speaking only about the 'new iPhone requires you to sell a kidney' jokes. Seriously, do you dole out 50-60 grand on the newest car when you can't afford it? Not really, you most likely but a second-hand car or an older model without second thought. Why should it be different with phones?
Am I the only person on earth that doesn't have a mobile phone? But if I wanted to get one, it wouldn't be an Apple
Yes, yes you are. And we gave up trying to get in touch with you.
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Gosh, you could buy a car for these prices, granted a second hand car. At least it’ll take you to the hospital if you fall down, it’ll take you to the doctor if you have low blood pressure. But if you buy one, you’ll need a trip to the doctor anyway, because of the price, you’ll get heart failure .#AppleExpensive
Everyone's talking about smartphones while I'm still using one with physical buttons and a slide-out QWERTY keyboard. I think I should invest a little money in getting a phone that doesn't make the f*****g WHEEL look like a modern invention.
Who would spend that much on a phone?? The older and more funcional the better. Nokias were great, indestructable, always regret mine being stolen. My last 2 phones couldnt even survive a fall from a pocket or a knock without the touch screen being completely ruined
Were? You're aware that they're back in the game, right?
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Omg these comments are hilarious... look it's this simple, all of you Samsung die hards - I paid just as much for my samsung note 4 that I did for my iPhone 7 plus when I switched. So quit acting like it's sooo different. Also, IF you don't want the phone or to pay that much then don't buy it it's that simple.
Now - if they could make a phone that will survive a washing machine, being dropped from a height and will work for 10 years - that may be worth investing in. An aditional useful feature would be for it to immediately alert someone to inform them where it is when you lose it or it is about to loose charge. Only they wouldnt be able to phone you to let you know
AppleEvent - Dual Sim! Everyone claps; Bigger Screen! Everyone claps; Affordable XR! Everyone claps; The prices starts at $999! Silence in the hall...
I wouldn't own that Apple s**t! Over priced and not dependable. I have a Zmax Zte Blade that's a year old, cost me $120 and works great. I have a very old iTunes Nano that iTunes doesn't recognize (thus no syncing) so I got rid of all the Apple programs in my computer and load the songs from my computer manually.
My brother has a payment plan and will be done paying in 4 years, right about the time Apple released some doo hickey ... I have a samsung ... i was done in 1.5 years ... JS...
Your brother got screwed. I have the "iPhone forever" plan and I lease because then I can upgrade (for free) every year instead of two. I choose to lease because what am I gonna do with my old phone when I upgrade? Throw it in a drawer? Nah. It only costs about 10-20 bucks more on my bill. That's the best way to do it. I never end up paying 1k or even close to that for my phones.
Load More Replies... I have an idea to minimize the smartphone notch. Why not let the front facing camera flip up from the back!
To summarize: New iPhone is too expensive New iPhone does not have any new cool features Cables Finally got dual SIM.
Apple have made owning their products into something to aspire to but in reality they have a shoddy design that force you to spend money to get a fully functioning product. I find it disgusting the way they engineer their products to be unserviceable by third parties as possible. Proprietary connectors also means third parties have to pay for a license to manufacture compatible devices.
I'm still using my Samsung from 2013. I still can make phone calls and I only need to charge my phone once a week.
35 plus hilarious memes? Maybe 4 hilarious. The rest are kidney jokes. And, BTW, if this is accurate there are going to be excess kidneys out there for the first time.
im quite suprised tat nobody say anthing about headphones and charging.... like Hey, now you need specal cabel for charging and listening via headphones, like if you have some f*****g Siemens A50 , or nokia 3310
I'll stick to my old Samsung with Android on it. NEver was and never will be a fan of Apple stables.
I'm a budget motorola man, does everything I need it to do, I can buy 11 for the price of the iphone.... INCLUDING silicon skins and glass screen protectors...
Load More Replies... I get a kick out of Apple hate. Why people choose a corporation as their hill to die on is beyond me. Ford/Chevy Samsung/Apple Canon/Nikon, who gives a f**k? They all do basically the same thing and are all just fine. What a strange thing to get all worked up about. How about being happy that there's competition and choice out there?
I think it's because they take old stuff and "re-invent" them, yet remain popular only by brand power. Who knows maybe Apple haters hate other things too but this article is just focused on this topic. You seem to care enough to comment on it.
Load More Replies... I bought a Fitbit and it turns out that if you eat Oreo cookies fast enough, it thinks your jogging.
I don't have a smart phone nor will I ever get one, unless they totally do away with my old school Motorola flip phone, thats right, it still works like a champ and does every thing I need it to do, I can talk and text............the end.. 110% totally satisfied.. now to see the looks on some peoples face when they see a person talking on a "flip-phone" lol.. priceless
I had one of those - it was great - did everything it was supposed to. Didnt have a million functions you couldnt understand and a 200 page instruction encyclopedia
Load More Replies... I really don't understand why people consider iPhone XS Max prohibitively expensive. It's the top of the line product, and it isn't that expensive in comparison with similar products from other manufacturers. Sony XZ2 Premium costs $800, Samsung Galaxy Note9 costs $1000, Huawei P20 Pro costs $1100. Whether you actually want or need to buy a newest phone only because it was released or whether new iPhone is actually worth the price is inconsequential - I'm speaking only about the 'new iPhone requires you to sell a kidney' jokes. Seriously, do you dole out 50-60 grand on the newest car when you can't afford it? Not really, you most likely but a second-hand car or an older model without second thought. Why should it be different with phones?
Am I the only person on earth that doesn't have a mobile phone? But if I wanted to get one, it wouldn't be an Apple
Yes, yes you are. And we gave up trying to get in touch with you.
Load More Replies... Gosh, you could buy a car for these prices, granted a second hand car. At least it’ll take you to the hospital if you fall down, it’ll take you to the doctor if you have low blood pressure. But if you buy one, you’ll need a trip to the doctor anyway, because of the price, you’ll get heart failure .#AppleExpensive
Everyone's talking about smartphones while I'm still using one with physical buttons and a slide-out QWERTY keyboard. I think I should invest a little money in getting a phone that doesn't make the f*****g WHEEL look like a modern invention.
Who would spend that much on a phone?? The older and more funcional the better. Nokias were great, indestructable, always regret mine being stolen. My last 2 phones couldnt even survive a fall from a pocket or a knock without the touch screen being completely ruined
Were? You're aware that they're back in the game, right?
Load More Replies... Omg these comments are hilarious... look it's this simple, all of you Samsung die hards - I paid just as much for my samsung note 4 that I did for my iPhone 7 plus when I switched. So quit acting like it's sooo different. Also, IF you don't want the phone or to pay that much then don't buy it it's that simple.
Now - if they could make a phone that will survive a washing machine, being dropped from a height and will work for 10 years - that may be worth investing in. An aditional useful feature would be for it to immediately alert someone to inform them where it is when you lose it or it is about to loose charge. Only they wouldnt be able to phone you to let you know
AppleEvent - Dual Sim! Everyone claps; Bigger Screen! Everyone claps; Affordable XR! Everyone claps; The prices starts at $999! Silence in the hall...
I wouldn't own that Apple s**t! Over priced and not dependable. I have a Zmax Zte Blade that's a year old, cost me $120 and works great. I have a very old iTunes Nano that iTunes doesn't recognize (thus no syncing) so I got rid of all the Apple programs in my computer and load the songs from my computer manually.
My brother has a payment plan and will be done paying in 4 years, right about the time Apple released some doo hickey ... I have a samsung ... i was done in 1.5 years ... JS...
Your brother got screwed. I have the "iPhone forever" plan and I lease because then I can upgrade (for free) every year instead of two. I choose to lease because what am I gonna do with my old phone when I upgrade? Throw it in a drawer? Nah. It only costs about 10-20 bucks more on my bill. That's the best way to do it. I never end up paying 1k or even close to that for my phones.
Load More Replies... I have an idea to minimize the smartphone notch. Why not let the front facing camera flip up from the back!
To summarize: New iPhone is too expensive New iPhone does not have any new cool features Cables Finally got dual SIM.
Apple have made owning their products into something to aspire to but in reality they have a shoddy design that force you to spend money to get a fully functioning product. I find it disgusting the way they engineer their products to be unserviceable by third parties as possible. Proprietary connectors also means third parties have to pay for a license to manufacture compatible devices.
I'm still using my Samsung from 2013. I still can make phone calls and I only need to charge my phone once a week.
35 plus hilarious memes? Maybe 4 hilarious. The rest are kidney jokes. And, BTW, if this is accurate there are going to be excess kidneys out there for the first time.
im quite suprised tat nobody say anthing about headphones and charging.... like Hey, now you need specal cabel for charging and listening via headphones, like if you have some f*****g Siemens A50 , or nokia 3310
