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There are many ways to spice up your vocabulary. Reading books is one, watching comedy club is another, but browsing through Shakespearean insults may be the most out-of-the-box option.

And if you feel like insults and creativity are not compatible, then the r/RareInsults subreddit will prove you wrong. The community with a whopping 1.8M members is dedicated to posting the most savage, rare, and imaginative insults out there.

Plus, the subreddit’s cover features his majesty, the king and the queen of the roasts combined in one, Gordon Ramsay himself, so you know it’s gonna be good. So get ready to turn on your sassy side, cause it’s about to get sizzling! Psst! More savagely funny roasts are waiting here and here.

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kjorn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my wife is a nurse. and also work in covid zone... she wear a mask and still alive.

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panda123
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not true that there is no disadvantage to wearing a mask. It can contribute to acne and deprives people of the emotional health benefits of seeing each other's facial expressions. Of course, these are small costs compared to the benefit of reducing the risk of Covid transmission, so you should still wear a mask in public (especially indoors) if you aren't yet vaccinated.

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Antigone Sophocles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ot literally gave me rosacea cause I have to wear it at my rehabilitation therapy clinic all day everyday even while doing very physical activities even when I have to go to balneotherapy. It hurts so much but even I will get surgery for it I'm still wearing it. Also you have great skin care treatment for just acnea and you can literally hide it THANKS to your mask no makeup to make it even worse. That face expression thing id completely bs, you can't read people bcs they're all already a fake hypocrisy mask that's why depressed people always smile even though they're feeling the absolute worst. A real smile? You can hear it even on the phone through your voice intonations. A real smile HAS to reach the eyes because of the zygomatic muscles pulling at the corner of your eyes to simplify it. So if you ever see someone only having a cheery voice but cold eyes you'd know they were fake? The mask relieves you of even having to watch them fake smiles. Look at the eyes, the soul's mirror

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OMGWaitWhat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear the clown shoes. It will distract mask-shamers from looking at your maskless face.

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Lola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, don’t wear anything. Just open your mouth to say something. We will know right away.

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Norm Allred
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would really love to see you have surgery with a mask less surgeon wearing clown shoes in a non sterile room and when you get an infection go complain to the clown.. so does a surgeon operation on you with no mask and coughing sound appealing… I didn’t think so!! @Chrislj19

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Julie C Rose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dr Ashley Bloomfield (NZ equivalent of Dr Fauci) would totally wear big fluffy clown shoes to the supermarket to make a point.

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2 years ago

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Masks outside an operating theatre setting are very harmful to the wearer: it causes hypocampia and bacterial pneumonia. Forcing children to wear masks is psychopathy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is literally no evidence that masks cause either of those things (by hypocampia I assume you mean hypercapnia). I have worn a mask in all indoor public places, as per the law, for almost a year now. As have most people I know. Have you ever known someone to suffer either of the things you claim from wearing a mask? Show me a documented example.

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Masks cause bacterial pneumonia and hypocampia. Surgeons wear masks to avoid spitting on open tissue, nothing to do with stopping ciral infections. The air is constantly filtered to avoid carbon dioxide poisoning. Masks do not prevent the transmission of Covid-19 or any other virus. See Doctor Vernon Coleman website for a more detailed explanation of why masks are useless at best and harmful at worst.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vernon Coleman (born 18 May 1946) is an English conspiracy theorist, anti-vaccination activist, AIDS denialist, blogger and novelist who writes on topics related to human health, politics and animal issues. Coleman's medical claims have been widely discredited and described as pseudoscientific. He was formerly a newspaper columnist and general practitioner (GP).

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Previously, Bored Panda reached out to the moderator team of Rare Insults to find out more about their community. The moderator Blank-Cheque told us that the subreddit “was originally founded by Gorangeninja two years ago, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit.”

Created in 2017, the subreddit was not an instant hit and was far from the Reddit powerhouse it is today. “The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” Blank-Cheque explained.

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“The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts,” he said and added that the community’s popularity skyrocketed after Pewdiepie made a video on it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel that paint. I look like that a good 80% of the time regardless of mood 😂

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Since then, “we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” Blank-Cheque said. Today, the community is thriving with 1.8M members who love rare insults.

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When asked why, according to them, so many people are tempted to curse, swear, or insult each other, the mod said that the question seems more complex than it actually is. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees.”

Just like for chimpanzees, Blank-Cheque believes that “[Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained.”

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Screw This, I’m Just Gonna Go To Petland

Screw This, I’m Just Gonna Go To Petland

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Does Insulting A Dog Still Count?

Does Insulting A Dog Still Count?

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I Mean, I Never Considered It Until Now

I Mean, I Never Considered It Until Now

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or is it 90s stylists gone mad 🤔 I still remember the horror of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears in matching denim suit and ballgown 😨

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One Positive Thing About The Ben Askren V. Jake Paul Fight Is The Roasting In The Comments Section

One Positive Thing About The Ben Askren V. Jake Paul Fight Is The Roasting In The Comments Section

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Futuristic Nazi Is The Insult Here

Futuristic Nazi Is The Insult Here

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

poor jimmy Fallon, he needs to go to the hospital to treat those burns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SIM city spline reticulating factory, may be found in the industrial zones :D

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Everyone In The Comments Section Are Ruthless Damn

Everyone In The Comments Section Are Ruthless Damn

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This Came From A 26 Minute Video Documenting Her Stolen Jokes

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This Website Is Free

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Reviews Are In For Iceland’s English Breakfast

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first i thought "why do they send a pic of a coat hanger?".. well sorry xD

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Ah Yes, Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Ah Yes, Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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I Have Heard "Go Read A Book" Or "Go Outside" Many Times But This Is Quite A Twist And I Have Never Heard This One Before

I Have Heard "Go Read A Book" Or "Go Outside" Many Times But This Is Quite A Twist And I Have Never Heard This One Before

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like someone ran over their neighbour's cat and stuck it on this guys head to hide it

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This Was Too Accurate

This Was Too Accurate

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