50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone (New Pics)
There are many ways to spice up your vocabulary. Reading books is one, watching comedy club is another, but browsing through Shakespearean insults may be the most out-of-the-box option.
And if you feel like insults and creativity are not compatible, then the r/RareInsults subreddit will prove you wrong. The community with a whopping 1.8M members is dedicated to posting the most savage, rare, and imaginative insults out there.
Plus, the subreddit’s cover features his majesty, the king and the queen of the roasts combined in one, Gordon Ramsay himself, so you know it’s gonna be good. So get ready to turn on your sassy side, cause it’s about to get sizzling! Psst! More savagely funny roasts are waiting here and here.
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A Nice Little Science Lesson
I Like This Bill
When the Kardashians die they will need to be recycled instead of buried!
That One Must’ve Hurt
Previously, Bored Panda reached out to the moderator team of Rare Insults to find out more about their community. The moderator Blank-Cheque told us that the subreddit “was originally founded by Gorangeninja two years ago, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit.”
Created in 2017, the subreddit was not an instant hit and was far from the Reddit powerhouse it is today. “The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” Blank-Cheque explained.
Do Your Chores People
Bathroom Scale With Delusions Of Grandeur
I had an idle ponder about what if Skynet had been derived from the self-checkout AI. I mean, its evil now, what hell would it be if it achieved sentience?
Let us take a moment to apreciate the person who made a two paragraph argument with a grocery self checkout machine.
These horrible children took turns sitting, then standing in my "the baggage area" The mother watched, did nothing.
Whoever you are ... I am your SOUL MATE. You speak my fury more clearly than I EVER could. Except I don't write it down. I say these things OUT LOUD while standing in the Self Checkout line.
If people judged me based on behaviour at self service machines, I would be shortlisted for hell
Load More Replies...Walmart self checkout is the WORST. At least now it doesn't give me grief anymore for using canvas bags instead of plastic (because that little bit of extra weight is so so suspicious!). Also I've basically stopped going to Walmart. It's been so good for my mental health
Load More Replies...I don't mind self-checkout, but we shouldn't have to be the alpha or beta testers for de-bugging. The syphilitic ass-monkeys who program them got paid far too much, and the manager who authorized suffers from a terminal case of cranial-rectal inversion.
As someone who has worked self checkout, this is so f*****g accurate. The backup is just as annoyed.
This is why I prefer a professional human being to check out my groceries - even if it's some cow chewing gum.
I feel his pain, first thing I do with these things is turn the volume down
And for me to read, means absolutely nothing. Might mean something to the recipient.
What is he talking about? (No native English speaker here with just 50 years of English language experience)
Bwahahaha... things we all wish we could say to the stupid self-check scale. One more reason I am willing to wait in line for a real checker.
This person may not be ready to use a self checkout or be out in public.
Flight Attendant Has Had Enough
“The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts,” he said and added that the community’s popularity skyrocketed after Pewdiepie made a video on it.
He Was Pretty Hard On Them
Resting B**ch Face
I feel that paint. I look like that a good 80% of the time regardless of mood 😂
This Is Pure Gold
Since then, “we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” Blank-Cheque said. Today, the community is thriving with 1.8M members who love rare insults.
Too Much Pepper
Take That F-150s
Caught One In The Wild
When asked why, according to them, so many people are tempted to curse, swear, or insult each other, the mod said that the question seems more complex than it actually is. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees.”
Just like for chimpanzees, Blank-Cheque believes that “[Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained.”
The Duality Of Man
Witnessed This Third Degree Burn
Even Facebook Can't Delete That
Screw This, I’m Just Gonna Go To Petland
Does Insulting A Dog Still Count?
Jesus Christ Calm Down
I Mean, I Never Considered It Until Now
Or is it 90s stylists gone mad 🤔 I still remember the horror of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears in matching denim suit and ballgown 😨
One Positive Thing About The Ben Askren V. Jake Paul Fight Is The Roasting In The Comments Section
The Beard Is... Interesting
Mother Knows The Best
This Is A Fact
Futuristic Nazi Is The Insult Here
That's One Of The Worst Thing To Happen
How Does He Do It?
3 Insults In 1 Package
Got A Jawline Like Handsome Squidward
Do Burns On Houses Count
SIM city spline reticulating factory, may be found in the industrial zones :D
Everyone In The Comments Section Are Ruthless Damn
This Is A Fair Point
This Came From A 26 Minute Video Documenting Her Stolen Jokes
Bonus level: Did I tell you my joke about Amy Schumer's stolen jokes?
Toxic Burn For Toxic Influencer
Got A Chuckle Outta Me
This Website Is Free
Damn Pachysephalasaurs Is A Big Word
One Cent > Jake Paul
Microwaved James Charles
The Hotel Owners Miss Them
The Duality Of Trench Coats
The Power Of Imagination
Reviews Are In For Iceland’s English Breakfast
Finally Found One
A Review About Pubg
My Dude Be Looking Like A Villain From Despicable Me
Ah Yes, Laughter Is The Best Medicine
I Have Heard "Go Read A Book" Or "Go Outside" Many Times But This Is Quite A Twist And I Have Never Heard This One Before
The Pube Drip
Gotta Love 144p
This Was Too Accurate
Looking For An Electric Corkscrew. This Review Sold Me.
Wife Is Breastfeeding And I’m In Bed
Jamie! Please Do Something!
I Wouldn't Know How To Recover After This
So is it that she's forgetful/scatterbrained? I'm a bit whooshed on the context
“It’s Not A Phase Mom”
I hate the whole 'It's a phase' thing. It's been 33 years... Not A Phase.
Marginally Better Than Trash
I’ll Toast Your Bread, Then Put It Back
Harry Potter Owl Looking Ass
Arrested For Meep Meep
Big Oof Moment
Is Your Head Just For Decoration?
Please Tell Me He's Mass Produced
Found On Youtube Shorts
What's wrong with that? I wake up about 5 min before my alarm goes off and turn it off. It's a lot better than being woken by it and feeling annoyed and wanting to smash the phone against the wall.
My Man's Spitting Facts Here
In Response To The "Music" Fiasco
Toothpaste Ingredient Lmao
WARNING: Contains kreimendahl, which is suspected to cause cancer by the state of California.
I Love My BF But Damn
Oh Baby A Triple Roast
Ive been picked on so many times for being asexual, but SilkeLuusi has just made me glad I am. EDIT: SilkeLuusi has disapeared
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho Marx
Best burn i ever came up with myself was "You know, it's fine, i will say i'm wrong. You look like you need a win a lot more than i do."
I no longer have to search up good roasts and insults. The post has done it for me.
For a moment there I thought you were going to say: It's funny 'cause it's true. And that would be both mean and funny!🤪
Load More Replies..."People like you is why they invented birth control." "It's a shame, really - all that DNA, and no human being!"
Ive been picked on so many times for being asexual, but SilkeLuusi has just made me glad I am. EDIT: SilkeLuusi has disapeared
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." - Groucho Marx
Best burn i ever came up with myself was "You know, it's fine, i will say i'm wrong. You look like you need a win a lot more than i do."
I no longer have to search up good roasts and insults. The post has done it for me.
For a moment there I thought you were going to say: It's funny 'cause it's true. And that would be both mean and funny!🤪
Load More Replies..."People like you is why they invented birth control." "It's a shame, really - all that DNA, and no human being!"