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Some days the world just gets you down. Stress, tiredness, or plain old boredom can make what started as a good day into something else. Fortunately, we as a species have developed a simple, yet effective method to boost your mood and perhaps even make you chuckle: the meme

The “ship” Instagram page is dedicated to random and amusing memes to maybe brighten your day. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below. 

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Jeff White
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does have meaning. Thank you.

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james stevenson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see how this is "funny, relatable and just silly"

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not expect Bored Panda titles or photos to be relevant or appropriate. You will only be disappointed

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sbj
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're all part of a huge success story, well done

Lunamorte Louise
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't fit the topic but I'm glad it was posted. This is so meaningful. Their ancestors must be so proud. I am.

Vinny DaPooh
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You've done your ancestors proud. More importantly though you should be proud of yourselves

Alison Hobbs
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is wonderful, I hope you are all very proud of yourselves as, of course, your ancestors would be. BTW, who are the 2 little boys in the picture?

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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this a meme? How is this a funny, relatable, silly meme?

Natty Tempest
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(this is a joke, made in satire for all the reasons it is offensive) "They get to cut on white people and get paid? Then the white people come back and ask for more?"

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to write more joyful books for adults.

    Owen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me (35), an avid reader, that once we reach adulthood, all of our books must contain harsh, disturbing or sexual scenes to make them 'for adults'. The only author I know of that just made silly, clever and funny books for adults was Sir Terry Pratchett. And he's now dead via euthanasia. [EDIT Also Ben Elton]

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not need to receive euthanasia in the end

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all read, and read whatever t.f. we like

    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm kinda over the whole gritty antihero and revenge stories that have been dominating film and television for the past decade or more. Why can't you have a hero who is heroic, like Aragorn or Shrek?

    Norm Gilmore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly recommend the Tiffany Aching series of Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. Supposedly YA but the same humour and even dark themes are touched on. And book reading is to be applauded!!

    Performingyak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly recommend anything in the discworld universe by Terry Pratchett!

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    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have some of my childhood books and read them again from time to time. I'm 35, no shame. Life is dire and serious enough as it is, so why not retain some of that childhood magic?

    Sarah Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too…in my 50s and still love to re-read Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Arthur Ransome, C.S.Lewis, Philippa Pearce and many other old favourites

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    martin734
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can recommend a couple of authors of fun adult books, J R R Tolkien of course is top of the list along with Terry Pratchett but you should also read Lindsay Buroker's Emperor's Edge books and pretty much anything by David Gemmell.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YA is the perfect middle ground. They’re complex and interesting but they’re not all super depressing.

    Stealthzilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I was gonna say the same thing, they’re usually more about adventure and magic like the kids books but still written in a serious manner and tone like the adult books

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philip Pullman: like Harry Potter, but literary too. Also, as many parents of young children know, Goodnight Moon is better than sleeping pills.

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love beautifully illustrated fairy tale books.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember my mother reading from the Wedding of the Fairy Queen, when I was too young to read myself. I wish I knew where that book ended, because I would love to see it again.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything Everywhere AllAt Once?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had that with Terminator 2. Although I guess she was technically the mother of the "chosen one" but she still rocks.

    JoyfulZebra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With her all-powerful weapon: la chancla

    Jill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! A flip-flop! She could also be using my aunt's favorite - the Mighty Fly Swatter! :D

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    Mia Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please. With low energy, not being rich, chores piling up and sudden body aches. I want to read about people with this start and how they can get it done, still exhausted and dirty piles of dishes - without suddenly getting strong or rich. Just biting through / keep going just like us but with a happy end, telling us the secret of going on.... Or so 😅 I want to see solutions and try outs in a good story that I can also test

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles so bad

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. For some reason a mother is one of the most dangerous things to have as an enemy.

    Notme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the reason that we will do anything for our young. Anything.

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    ammara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 42 year old mom,I approve this

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a ttrpg podcast I love where the chosen is in fact a cranky 30 or 40 something park ranger who is terrible at lying and spends a solid chunk of time yelling at the magician for setting a fire in his forest.

    Black fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need the name, please, please, please!

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    H G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biting monsters - "Have you met my kids?" Stressed situation - "huh, I've seen this before " Fighting with swords - "Hey! Watch where you put that thing! One more time and I WILL take it from you."

    MellonCollie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I think I know the answer to this. We all do, really. A teenager can be manipulated or molded into whatever is needed for saving the universe. Good luck trying that trick with a 42-year-old mom.

    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to be a mom, specifically? Any 42-year-old is bound to have seen some s**t and is out of f***s to give, so even if they're not a parent, they'd qualify.

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have to be a mum. That's just the character that OP was suggesting. You can suggest your own.

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    While some might argue that memes have gotten “weirder” over the years, if you take a trip back in time and go through the internet of the '90s and early 2000s, you’ll find that things were already a tad strange, unusual, and niche. Dancing animals, the often incomprehensible-to-outsiders rage comics, and inside jokes on top of inside jokes. 

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    The truth is, the speed and ease of use the internet brings allows basically every community with a common language (or even concepts) to create and share memes among itself. This is why every demographic, fandom, and profession has a meme page just for it. 

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    Oais Wright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must've been awkward. She meant well though, so good on her for taking action.

    Notme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why awkward? He will have appreciated that she was trying to help his GF. This is the sisterhood in action!

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    Bethboo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened to me. My boyfriend was dropping me off to my counselling session, he drove off and I was just waiting outside the door for her to let me in. He realised he'd left his phone in my handbag and circled back round in the car, to get my attention he rolled down the window and shouted 'Hey baby, how much?' in the style of a keb-crawler (trying to be funny). My counsellor burst out the door, asking me if I was ok and hurried me in glaring at him. We did have a laugh about it afterwards, she said, 'I thought I was saving you from some awful man!' I did feel very protected and supported though :)

    🦄 Unicorn Princess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, we should all try to look out for each other!

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have got to stick together more.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. This world tries to pit women against each other. Solidarity, sisters!

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    Salty.Hag
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yasss queen!! Taking care of another lady! Pure gold!

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos! Good looking out for each other...

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    Heather Evans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this .. pets are the best

    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let a dog win and you just opened a can of worms lol.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think of what trouble you're going to have next time you have to go to work

    You stole that from Robocop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats lie either side of me demanding belly rubs at 7am, absolutely refuse to move and I have slither myself out from between them. I am often late for work.

    alaina66
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pets certainly ARE the best!!

    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could do this with my cat but I guarantee that if I did, she'd be more irritated than overjoyed. My work hours are HER catch-up on sleep after waking everyone at 4 AM hours.

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *utter amazement* Wow, we actually persuaded Mama to stay home this time?

    Dawn Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤗 great day was had by all 🐕🐩🐶🌞☀️

    gail peters
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah bless my cat used to do this ,until I had a couple of weeks off work, I had to take him to the vets he wasn't his self ,to be told by the vet that someone is invading his space

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they both have exactly the same expression on their faces.

    Restless panda 🇫🇮
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the universal "waiting excitedly for the slingshot sticky bug to drop from the ceiling" look.

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    AnnaRachelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you..this one made me chuckle!

    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did a chicken one on the ceiling in the office and have been waiting for it to come down for more than a year now.

    Gorilla guy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you still have the same expression, or did you get bored?

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat's going to win this battle

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the cat wearing a harness? Indoors?

    alaina66
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a delightful and cute pix!

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    LastButNotLeast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did One small thing and changed my friend's Life. We where waitress in a pizzeria... There was this Guy that left his Number to my friend and She didn't want to call him at all... I took her phone, made a ring, Just One ring... Now they're married!

    Islandchild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because from our perspective the future isn't set.

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but if I had the ability to time travel, I'd also have the ability to apparate at say, a Nurenburg rally, take a shot, and disapparate out. So how do I go to a political rally these days and manage to *end* certain politicians????

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hoping that particular person’s body will just give up soon after years of fast food and exercise amounting to rape and switching wives.

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    PhaseWitFact
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! This should be number 1! Awesome point!

    Cassidy Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is that we have the ability and the means to change a lot of things, but that wouldn't be in the interest of the corporations that run the world

    Jan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is because most of us would be paralyzed by thinking that every little decision we make could have monumental consequences on an unknown future. With no way to know if the results would be positive or negative every step you took would be like walking through a minefield. Talk about anxiety provocation. Thanks but no thanks.

    Marie Clear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But one kindness, or one act of paying it forward, for example, can make a world of difference, even if just to one other person.

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    Gibberint Dark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing stuff now doesn't change the future... It creates the future...!!

    Eugene the Jeep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There a thousand small decisions you make every week that don't amount anything. You have to know the future to change it in a meaningful way.

    Marie Clear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a homeless man outside of work one night in a midwest city when I was leaving. He asked for a few dollars. I got to talking with him, and he was hoping to enter an addiction recovery program. But he couldn't without a copy of his birth certificate. All he knew was he was born in Georgia. I googled and wrote down the phone number he needed to call in Atlanta, and a copy of a birth certificate cost something like $20. I gave him the money, plus a few dollars more for the call, and my business card, and I thought no more about it. A few months later I got a letter. He was able to get a room at the shelter and a spot in their recovery program. He was doing so well he was on track for their program to become a counselor to other addicts. A few months later, I got a letter: he was a counselor, off the streets, with a permanent birth to live at the shelter. Now you might do something kind, and 9 out of 10 times, nothing important comes of it. But that one time, whoof.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people never consider that if going back in time was a possibility, in one year, the Earth travels about 584 million miles, the galaxy is also traveling. So the time machine would dump you out in the middle of space. It would not only have to travel in time, but also be able to travel in actual space and be able to track the earth's location in time.

    Delta Dawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe you stay put relative to your immediate surroundings but not to, idk, some objective(??) frame of reference in the ever-expanding universe. we don’t fall off the earth as time passes, so why would we basically fall off going backwards in time?

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here. His gratitude was directed toward the individual who gave him the most joy. The kitten. We don’t thank animals enough, definitely not as much as they deserve, so it was most appropriate.

    Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? He did the right thing in my opinion🐱the cat didn’t HAVE to let him pet it

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did the kitten say "you're welcome?"

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, I remember saying "Thank you" to my pets when they had to leave this world at the vet. And a thousand times before as well, of course.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid understood the chain of command.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see a problem with this reaction.

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    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome and great tie!

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. That dad looks so sweet and dapper.

    KieLeaHar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s amazing drawing for a 5/6 year old!

    Chickie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dylan, you are one very lucky son. If all parents could be like your father...well, the world wouldn't be so messed up. Love begins in the home! Oh, and congrats on being Cum Laude!

    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correlation: Having a supportive dad can make all of the difference!

    James Mitchell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More evidence of the Mandela effect. Pikachu doesn't have any black in his tail.

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    Mini grizzly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe it must be a trend. We have a three legged cat in the neighborhood. I see her often getting treats from strangers. No one knows her name but she is well groomed so she has a slave. Regardless me and my BF decided that we will name her " her majesty"

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lord is not entitled to take your advice

    AlaVerge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears me lord did not take thee advice.

    Ella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this is but a simple case of a peasant overstepping their bounds. I am sure he wouldn't have done anything if the dad hadn't said anything, but now he had to make a point

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the cats are up when I hear the crashing.

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see the name Montague, I think of the movie "Highlander". It fits here.

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your parents! They sound fun!

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some magic here. Congratulations to all.

    Peppy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s one of those “ small things “ that can change the future 💕

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    Charlie the Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water companies in the UK cannot by law disconnect your water supply, even if you have not paid your bills.

    Rob D
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will never be legislation like that here. The republican voters in this country (US) thoroughly enjoy the idea of water being disconnected on the poor. Just like Jesus would have wanted.

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    AnnaRachelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must feel so proud of your daughter. A kind,caring girl x

    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I babysat for a single mom once with like 4 things in the whole house to eat (one thing being the famous "government cheese"). My parents went and bought an entire load of groceries for them. It was fabulous. She is a lawyer now!

    Poster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nice caring child

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, definitely a proud parent moment....

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empathy exists in that young lady, you should be proud!!!

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iguana turned into idonwanna

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tegu, not an iguana, but your joke is still excellent XD

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    LadyRougarou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love tegus they are so adorable and Guts is clearly the king of his new bed lol

    hearditontheX
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to send that to We only rate dogs

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, Guts! That's an awesome name.

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh. I love Guts. He’s so cute! Also, I didn't know lizards loved soft beds too!

    bas moelard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think OP gave the pet the wrong name. I'd name him croissant for sure!

    Calvin Smelliott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinosaurs need comfortable beds too! ❤️

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's so amazing for your mom, I would've loved to experience it

    Stealthzilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met an astronaut once, he said he’s always dropping stuff for a few months after coming back down because he got used to just putting stuff in the air next to him and letting it float there

    EarthGrowl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a NASA nut, my dad was planning to take us to a shuttle launch, then Challenger happened. Years passed, and I finally dropped everything to go to the last shuttle launch. We were Seven miles away, and the launch shook the entire motel, and the roar seemed to rise from the ground. It was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen -and felt- in my life.

    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate! Me obsessed with monkeys found 3 primates on my porch one day to visit for an hour. Husband caught wind of a rescue and set up that visit. O M G!

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a quality spouse to give her that experience.

    Calvin Smelliott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so awesome! Your dad is a gem!!!

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meowtons, Mewtons and retchtons.(coughing up hairball)

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both mom and kittens are adorable.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a Tortie. :) We had 2 of them who we lost to old age last year. They're wonderful cats with a unique personality.

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    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable but I would have adopted them all. I couldn't separate them.

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    Coral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's true though

    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typical "artist- scientist" friction/tension. There are some on either side of the discussion who think their opposite number is an idiot who can't understand them. Wrong! :-)

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, I hate bad pedagogy. If the assignment required more writing than this beautiful example of a student making connections with prior knowledge, I would prompt the student with, "describe your journey to the ground."

    AnnaRachelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were not wrong. Should of got an A

    Theodore Wolner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation pedants aside; you get an "A" and your teacher receives the "F" for his inability to appreciate your total comprehension and apprehension of the earlier

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see any justification for the failing grade this paper got. It might not have much in the way of flowery language, flights of fancy, and imaginative metaphors, but it is clear and makes a valid point. Though that most likely means it didn’t completely fulfill the rubric, it is still a well written piece, and deserved at least a C+ for content and clarity. And common sense.

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A paper of 1 sentence? Of course he should fail. He could have described the fall in detail, and described all the things he saw in a flash when he started to fall, or he could have said "I would see the ground because it's water mists. But if I were in some way able to stay up there instead of falling, I would see ...." or "I would fall, which is a shame, because otherwise I would see ..." Instead the kid chose to be a little smart-a*s, which may be funny, but why should teachers reward being a smart-a*s and not doing the actual assignment, by giving them a good grade?

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    Poster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you fail that the kid is smart and listened and followed the prompt

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One sentence does not a paper make.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how different subjects can ask questions with the same words and be asking completely different things

    Salty.Hag
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got an F cause the teacher felt some type of way, but you weren't wrong. A+

    River wolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My version: I would see my life flash before my eyes as I fell to my death.

    funkybluegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why/how did that deserve an F? 🙆

    shankShaw deReemer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry...but that's not a run-on sentence.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, to be a tortoise eating appy slices

    PaperinoVB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can be a zebra joyfully eating appy slices :-)

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortoise at work? Must be in charge of my raise paperwork

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heh heh "Appy". just like "henlo" or "sammich"

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 42-year-old adult and I absolutely use that kind of language on my pets. XD I'll ask my cats if they want a "snackle" or I'll ask my dogs if they want a "treatie-weatie" or some "num-nums". One of our dogs is named Stilgar and I am (quite often) guilty of walking into the backyard with his dinner bowl and yelling "Where's my big man? Where's my Stilly-wílly? Doesn't Silly-Stilly-wílly want his din-din?" and then I'll hear the neighbor cough discreetly in his backyard. If I'm having a sandwich for lunch and the cats are trying to steal it (literally out of my hands) I will say "No you CANNOT have my sammidge!" XD I'd absolutely say "appy slices" to a tortoise, no matter how old the tortoise is or how old I am XD

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    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just offered my 43 year old appy slices, and he legit went "Oooh!"

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tortoise at work, are they hiring?

    madison quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well let the man enjoy his appy slices

    Rebekah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vet has a tortoise that roams the building. It's SO awesome. He just had a birthday and they posted him on their FB page if you want to check it out: https://www.facebook.com/fairwoodanimalhospital

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a woods turtle named Uncle Fester (named for who he looks like from the front) who's female and 130 years old. It's WIERD

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if more jobs had animals there most humans wouldn't hate their job.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural model and such a gorgeous 'smile'

    Alexandria Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need dog smiles, they just make the day better

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog has the most captivating, endearing smile EVER!!!!

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that there is a ham in every crowd.

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Overly Photogenic Dog' Memes coming..

    wuchi51
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nice foto of me with a bunch of strangers who pet me

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    LillieMean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. And it doesn't even have to be a New Year's resolution. I have set myself challenges that every month I have to watch one documentary. Or how many different genres of movies I can watch in a year. Different music styles, food culture of different countries, etc. A month when I dedicate myself to the history of art, architecture... The possibilities are endless and at the same time you learn something new.

    Francis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! last year i tried to read one book every month.. and failed :D read 2 instead of 12. so for this year the plan is to read 3 books :) already got one down LOL also i try to eat different things this year. the woman at my favorite chinese restaurant was surprised when i ordered something else :D

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    Mark
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to participate in Pasta Quest, I have over 5 specimens already documented

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My March quest was to apply to a pottery course I want to do. Just put the application in yesterday, and hoping to hear back soon. I've accepted a side quest of "Bake a Carrot Cake" I need to buy the walnuts today. Reward is 1 Carrot Cake.

    PixieVonBehr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to make really small changes. For example, many years ago I promised never to throw chewing gum on the floor again and dispose of it properly. Another was when I was working with a woman who was training to become a vicar and I suddenly became aware of how much I said "oh my god" so changed god to gosh. These are little improvements which have really stuck.

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas give me ideas for fun resolutions please

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk into a part of your town you've never been to and visit a new cafe

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend's New Year's resolution is always to pet more dogs.

    Gemma Cadd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a resolution to try as many flavors if pop tarts as possible! I realized in January that I had only ever tried strawberry so I have to try them all now

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye opener - why didn't I think of that before?!? From now on, I'm going to make all FUN resolutions!

    The Amazing Fluffernaut
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One night with my brother we just took out all the pasta boxes we had, put them in a line and sung their name the tune of on top of spagetti. I'mma one up that to both singing and eating every possible past

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. I'm glad they realize they are funny (or are at least having fun).

    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Vincent Adultman on his way to the business factory

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what movie are they trying to sneak into?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be better than using the disguise at a liquor store.

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    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious. These kids have great balance and amazing ingenuity.

    This Heifer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need a bank loan for wood to rebuild their clubhouse after a fire

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    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What role? To prevent her goddaughter finding her true love, even if it happens to be an ogre.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or perhaps to conjure up a carriage from a pumpkin so she can go to the ball?

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a hero.

    H G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or she needs someone to sing the song

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a therapist who looked remarkably like the cartoon version of the fairy godmother, but she was very much in favor of her patients using the word "f**k" in it's many forms. She said it was her favorite word. I'm not sure if that part was true - I think she said that so we wouldn't feel self-conscious about f-bombs. I loved that woman.

    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she drags a pumpkin to you, you better be ready

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're going to make a great Godmother

    Ru Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self attend next baby shower in malifacent outfit from Halloween whether or not I was invited.

    Juris Macto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you choose the cosplay the most evil godmother in fairy tales?

    Sylvia Baker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to be an amazing godmother!

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    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad when we see someone we know is going to lose

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sure. But the kids and the hamster will win.

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the dad won. Kids are terrible for wanting animals and then not looking after them

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you downvoted? As a grown kid who wants more pets and internally shuts the idea down, I can confirm

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    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son wanted a ferret. I told him "Straight A's!" but we went to the pet store to look and get inspired. A woman in parking lot went up to my kids and asked if they wanted a hamster and a mouse. The hamster was Chippy and the mouse was Wheels and ferret was Snowball...

    JuJu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should ring at his door and murmur hamster

    KT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they name the hamster?

    Emma Claire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm unsure why we had to know they were sick and saw this...I'm sorry if thats cynical but I'm not seeing the relevance

    Emma Claire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or am I being thick and this person is calibg out they are sick for sharing this lol oh wow I've over complicated this

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not condone gang violence!!!

    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, you are undoubtedly getting one MORE animal.

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should have joined in the parade.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa! Your kid's priceless

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amusing - but I hate it when parents teach their children to lie and steal.

    Marie Clear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a fun anecdote, not a proposal to change your inner compass. Deep breaths. . .

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have let him get away with it.

    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling the weed!

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my youngest son was of age to eat from the kids' menu, my daughter would eat what was offered. My son, younger than her, would eat from the regular menu.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to answer this one but i cant find the right words for it to make sense. I know what i want to say but no matter how i write it, it reads wrong. basicly its was something like 1+1 anxiety is like a video game power up

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else’s anxiety has the effect of canceling your own. Your sensitivity and drive to nurture others takes over, and you become the strongest and most capable person in the world. It’s like when everyone is freaking out over something, there’s always one person who always immediately becomes the only rational, coolheaded grownup in the room, who then calms everyone down by coming up with an excellent plan. You’re absolutely fine—-and human, because it’s a human thing to do.

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    WoopieDoopie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have anxiety anymore, but as an introvert I still feel like disappearing if the focus is on me. But, if a friend needs something then yes, sure I can also Do The Thing Too. But if it was just for me? No effing way 😆

    Marley Nachi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because sometimes we're taught that being 'selfish' is a completely bad thing, and helping other's in a completely good thing. Therefore, you may feel better helping a friend because it's considered socially correct, but feel guilty for helping yourself because selfishness is bad. If anything, a certain amount of selfishness is needed to take care of yourself, it's only bad when your selfishness hurts others.

    Jan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable. I find it hard to stand up for myself but if a friend is being mistreated then the warrior in me will suddenly take over.

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empathy>Anxiety

    Nunya Bizness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's simple, you aren't anxious about asking on another person's behalf because it doesn't seem like you're the one "complaining".

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. In general I'm terrible when it comes to me. But helping or advocating for someone else? I'm all over that.

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it 'feel this for me so I don't have to'. It works with all emotions! Anger? I'm chill. Panic? I'm zen. Fear? I'm about to punch a dude in a scream mask...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I react that way too! Am I... Am I a cat?

    Kate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw. A cat would never question whether it was a cat.

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    Jinx (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time I was eating jalapeño cheetohs and my cat wanted one, so I held it out for him. he sniffed it, and then licked it. he was so upset by the flavor that he then swatted the cheetoh out of my hand like it had insulted his mother

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cool when a cat does it. But when I do it I'm banned from the grocery store (j/k)

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a little bit of cat and all of us. There is also a little bit of dog and all of us. A little bit of good a little bit of bad. Lol.

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In, in all of us! Silly voice to text. :)

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are lightning fast at it too. The recipient doesn’t even know what hit them.

    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this to be my default reaction as I get older. The patience is thin, but the hands are strong. 😂

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I think they understand perfectly well

    Natasha Arruda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, most cats under the age of one year do NOT like catnip. I let wild catnip grow in my yard and then before winter dry and squish it. My favorite thing to do anytime I (inevitably) end up with a new cat is introduce them to catnip for the fun of watching them smack it. HOWEVER, my most recent cat has been into catnip since at least four months and has greatly ruined my happiness because he is a strange cat. I'd accuse him of being a dog but all my cats are far more dog like than "stereotypical" cats (I've owned probably close to 30 if not more in my lifetime and very few are ever cat-like and standoffish) so I'm going to instead assume he's a crawfish because it seems most improbable.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ... my eyes are dumb but my brain is still smart enough to interpret them?

    YTK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so what is laser eye surgery?

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    AKRaven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite comment on people who wear glasses is Be nice to people who wear glasses, they paid to look at you!!

    YetAnotherSarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took us a little while to figure out my son was nearsighted. He kept saying he couldn't see when he sat behind other kids, which I took to mean that there were bigger kids blocking his view. Eventually I said "look, you're not *that* short, just how big are your classmates?" He looked at me, confused, and said "kids aren't blocking my view. The board gets blurry!" We get his eyes checked, he gets glasses. I ask him how long the board has been getting blurry and he says "at least a couple years." I say, "I don't get it. You get an eye exam every year at the doctor's. You have never had a problem." He says, "that's because I always looked at the chart before the test so I'd know the right answers." Me: "The point. of the eye test. isn't to give. the right. answers! It's so we could figure out if there was a problem with your vision! Memorizing what the chart says isn't the same as being able to see it!" Him: "You guys should have been more specific."

    Nikolaj Christensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to say that I see what you did there!... but I forgot my glasses so i'm not sure...

    CaptainFluffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always somehow manage to pass the ‘which looks clearer, 1 or 2’ test…but secretly half the time I can’t actually see the difference.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear glasses and I do not consider myself smart.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very wise of you to realize it. Most don't

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    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I associate myself wearing glasses with someone who enjoys seeing clearly. For me that's all that matters.

    ManuelQue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear glasses and was rather startled one day when I found out that glasses are, technically, prosthetics.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who wear glasses are smart enough to wear them instead of looking like squinting nitwits. Saw Ariana Grande doing this on a talk show and SMH at how silly she looked.

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people who don’t want to wear glasses but need them would just go with contacts no?

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eargesplitten loudenboomer (it boomen loude and splitten earge)

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    Penguin Panda Pop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's first language is not English and she once referred to oregano as pizza grass - it's known exclusively by this term in our household now.

    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tha ks for pointing it out, I hadn't noticed!

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are often referred to as just "weapons" in Finnish, at least by older generations.

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't sure if it was just my family being weird, good to know it's not just us!

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the food's point of view, he nailed it.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of 'food weapons' - On a recent Korean air flight I was surprised they are handing out metal silverware again. I still can't take fingernail clippers on the plane but they will hand me a large metal knife and a fork.

    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to spoon my dinner. I need clean pj's

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ganbatte, Pandas!

    setsuriseikou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ganbarou! (Let's all do our best together!)

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call ours Roomba-chan because she's more like a pet than a colleague. And she frequently gets stuck under the sofa and tries to eat the curtains

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have knowledge of Japanese culture and some of the language. I laughed so hard at this, my eyes are watering. Omg that is just the funniest thing.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you're the exact person I should ask - how do you pronounce ganbatte? I read it as gahn-ba-teh

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    harurand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg my mum who is also Japanese calls hers Kumi-chan and does exactly the same thing. Even gets sad sometimes when the battery is low and thanks "her" for her hard work :D

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be brave young roomba, you have my sword. and my bow. AND MY AXE. and- you don't have hands.

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A client of mine asked me if I wanted to be impeccable. I said 'hell no'.

    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I hope this becomes so Panda, it's like "banana for scale."

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    Mia Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but I seriously can't wrap my head around the fact that people can't built the IKEA furniture... It is so so easy with step by step instructions, pictures.... How can someone fail at this.. (no need to answer. I seriously lack the imagination of not understanding too put part A to Part A....)

    Neffla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. Pure incompetence. Total lack of both skill and ability. Unable to visualise. Too easily confused, frustrated and distracted. Completely inept.

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    Dan Flo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gloria patri furnituribus In nomine IKEA

    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it doesn't have to do with not understanding the instructions. It's sort of the opposite. You know what to do and you just go ahead and put it together without realizing you have just one piece upside down.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom got something for my dad that had to be put together - she would remove the screws and stuff as well as the instructions. She told him he had to wait until I got there to put it together. We always got it put together. Not quite sure why she thought that the two of us wouldn't get in trouble - We were also known to play with yard equipment...

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chair was packed for delivery on April 1st with gag instructions. Your cousin fell for the joke.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've put together so many kits for myself and clients. Problem most people have is a lack of patience to methodically lay everything out, check everything is included, go over the instructions to get the gist, then follow the damn instructions while assembling.

    Lou Cam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love building flatpack furniture. I like to get all the parts out of the box, identify them with the guide and arrange them in order of use. Then count out all screws and bolts and put them into little bowls so they don't get mixed up. Then I read the instructions to the end to make sure I understand and then and only then do I commence construction. I think some people must just crack open the box and start ramming bits of wood together randomly. I would agree though that mental object rotation skills are required to visualise the instructions in a 3D space. Same as map skills, so if you can't read maps you'll probably be shite at flat-packed furniture too.

    Mark Rudolph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all else fails, follow instructions!

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my husband isn't allowed to put anything together. He ends up with extra screws. We were married about two year when I bought an ab lounger and he put it together and my back bent all the way to the floor the wrong way. He was a Toyota master tech at the time.

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see here is a chair exercising with its arms flat on the floor and its legs over the head

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    Thrillion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And possibly learning along with the parent. I'm finding kids can learn way above their age if they are interested in the subject.

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    mhoulden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of time my mum took me to college when she was doing a teaching degree and my school was closed. One of the lecturers would sometimes ask me questions.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my sister to uni with me during the school holidays when doing my teaching degree. It is still one her favourite memories!

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    JLo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only paying attention, but fearless enough to raise her hand and speak in a room full of adult strangers.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this post just made me cry! I read 2003 and 5 year old. After quickly mathing the numbers and checking my work... I might as well change my name to dirt I'm so old!!

    MurderMittens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i went to health class with a cute jock once. Everyone in the class was dumb as dirt.

    Cathy
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    1 year ago

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    I remember because everyone clapped 👏🏻

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that took a turn to reality that I was not expecting.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People automatically think nudity=sex

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. There’s sexy and there’s clinical. I highly doubt the male surgeon removing the ovarian cysts from the pelvis of even the most beautiful woman is even thinking about how sexy she is on the table in front of him. I sure as hell hope his only thoughts are about making sure the surgery goes without a hitch, and that he removes the diseased organs and leaves absolutely zero cancer cells behind, so his patient can beat the cancer and live a long and happy life.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artist here, this is so true it hurts.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I modeled for some fellow photography students back in college. It was far from erotic - the lights were hot, but my butt was frozen (I was backed up against a cold, winter window), and my friends were all stressed about final projects. It wasn't fun or easy, but I did end up in a senior show and one of the prints was sold to a college band, who used it as their cd cover. Young me is still out there, somewhere.

    Mia Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one case where objectification happens and that is a good one

    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you covered in charcoal if he is using paint?

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's that one guy who's been in what seems like a wide awake coma for half an hour

    Dela Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been that crying student trying to get the shading right, instructor hoovering over my shoulder saying c**p like "do you really see that shadow casting like that there" and "I'd saturate more here if I were you". I think the models got the better show every time.

    La Petite Morte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw some professors treat students so horribly over color choice or shading technique. One oil painting student smashed a turp jar, picked up one of the shards & cut her wrists. Luckily she was saved in time, there was a lot going on in her life & the prof just pushed her over her limit that day. I was modeling for a class down the hall when it happened, the model they had in that day never came back to work. The student came back after 6 months. To the same professor...

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    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been en pointe for an hour with my ladybits freezing while seven septuagenarians rant about how progressive Norah Jones is.

    nancy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time, our nude model removed her robe and there was a small (1-2cm) piece of toilet paper stuck to her pubic hair. I kept waiting for someone to say something, as it was so distracting/funny... no-one said a word. Half of us included it in our drawings.

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Japanese husband improved his English by watching Breaking Bad 😭

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brit living in Amsterdam, I once had a plumber, Dutchie down to the enormous red handlebar moustache, who holidayed regularly in the Derbyshire dales. 'Can you fix it?' ''Appen, me duck.' My brain couldn't reconcile him into a single person.

    howdylee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it fascinating... My grandmother was born in Massachusetts and had a New England accent her entire 93 years - despite the fact that she moved away from MA when she was 19 years old and live the rest of her life in either Michigan or Florida. Had the NE accent her whole life. Yet I've lived in so many places that I pick up the local accent quickly. I adapt, she maintained. I don't understand how or why.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted to keep it, that's why.

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    Connie Hirsch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Israeli friend of mine learned a lot of her English from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series, asking her friend group what the colloquialisms meant, so it was a fun exploration for us all. Later, when she translated her dissertation into English, the academics in our group made sure that it sounded academic, not like a snarky Valley Girl wrote it...

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the guys (Korean if you didn't know) in BTS became fluent in English by watching the entire series of Friends on video. :) His accent is perfectly East coast American.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the people who have learnt by listening to the Royal family speak so us English have no idea what they/we are saying

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter came home after class sign-ups as a Sophomore to say she decided to take Japanese. She always did the bare minimum she had to in her classes. I asker her why on earth she would choose Japanese over French since we are from South Louisiana which also speaks French ? She's 31 now and still has no clue why she signed up for it.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed some immigrants who worked where I did sounded very bad, and was offended til I realised, that they were just using the Danish they heard around them. How were they to know it was not polite language?

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a whole planet on Star Trek that sounded like Vic Tayback because of a book about gangsters. One sounded like Vic Tayback because he was played by him

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    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you because I couldn't figure it out.

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    Colin Leamon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard about the British person with an inferiority complex? He thought he was as good as everyone else 🤣 (I'm British)

    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read it outloud

    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favorite things I have ever read! 🤣🤣

    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't get it 🤔

    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proper gander, 'propaganda' spoken with one of the many British accents. Proper is good. Gander is a look or glance at something.

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the usa, I watch a lot of British TV, I got this right away. I also sometimes go to the wrong side of my car to get in.

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    Cora C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I yelled mom in a supermarket and 10+ women responded.

    E2U&U2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't be helped. It's an automatic mom response, even though our kid is 40 and living halfway around the world. We hear "Mom," and we don't even think we just respond.

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    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I was the one always sent to gather up the family in the big store so we could go and no one ever stayed put and I got so mad and tired and at 73 I think cell phones are a little piece of heaven

    gijeff58
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to me and just happened t obe at Fred Meyers so I thought it was fitting. This was around the time Toy Story had come out and it was my grandssons birthday coming up and i got him a poster of Woody from Toy Story and it was hung in his bedroom. We were checking out a the register and my Grandson just blurted out to the girl at the register, "My dad has a big woody"

    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was Akela at a Cub Scout Pack for 20+ years. We could be shouting ‘Dad’ for an age when we lost him in a store. To this day, over 15 years since he stepped down as Akela we can shout AKELA and he’ll respond.

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a berry patch picking blueberries when a bunch of kids started running around playing Marco/Polo & having a good time. After awhile I yelled "Fish out of water!" Got a few chuckles from other adults around. But apparently the kids hadn't heard that rule.

    Amanda Young
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a certain yell for my own mom and call my kids and hubs by whistling. And I am so very bad at whistling. But that means I can stay lost longer so win win?

    Calvin Smelliott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my husband in the market..… “JayJay!” “Tinned tomatoes!” Found’em!

    jon gilbertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was stocking shelves in a grocery store when power got knocked out. I yelled Lights Out and some random guy aisles away replied Guerilla Radio. Sometimes you make friends when you least expect it.

    digitalin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once in a craft store and a different guy answered.

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called out 'help, I've lost my person... Again... If returned, make sure she gets fed and ill be back to collect her later"

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the joke about the 3 helium atoms. He He He

    Ru Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know any jokes about sodium..Na! Fine wanna talk about potassium? K!

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kid, don't believe atoms. They make up everything."

    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use How the Universe Works to fall asleep if I wake up in the middle of the night. It's interesting enough to distract my brain, but also boring enough to put me to sleep. Works every time. And side effect - I do have a much deeper understanding of black holes and dark matter.

    K Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scientist in the making lol

    Alijandro Asturias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the childhood of a future superhero

    Calvin Smelliott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing…. Kids listen to their parents?!!?

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to keep encouraging that sense of curiosity and your child will grow up smart :)

    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cool. Maybe started this kiddo towards his PhD in astrophysics.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There they were, two dragons - one the deepest shade of emerald green you could ever hope to see, the other a brilliant royal purple - their wings spread wide against the rising sun. Oh...you mean the band.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was posted 9.5 years ago and someone came back to comment Barbenheimer. I love it.

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Rammstein.when they play the song 'america ' the shoot this white fluffy stuff in the air

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice, I read that as "a pandemic photo". Four years later and my brain is still living in lockdown.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may have penetrated the Matrix.

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    G o l d f i s h
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time my neighbours named their kittens frog and pepsi.... instead of frog and toad, or even pepsi and coke 😩

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will heal your pain by telling you my dogs are named Stilgar and Fenring XD (characters from Dune)

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have known - Mac and Donald - Ebb and Flo - Salt and Pepper....If you're going to have 2 cats, they have to be a team.

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a list of names for potential future cats, because I'm so bad at coming up with a name in the moment. For a girl and boy pair, I'm thinking Min and Max. Or George and Gracie. Or Goober and Raisinette.

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    Happy Homemaker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent of an adult who is neurodivergent, I always wondered if organizations ever consulted with people who were neurodivergent on doing this if it would affect them in any negative way like it did this one individual. My daughter used to always ask me if we could please turn off the porch lights for the people who put blue bulbs in.

    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First part, gold. Last part: 'turn off the porch lights for the people who put blue bulbs in.' I don't understand. 😅

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    Eugene the Jeep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue lights in a cafeteria would make food look rather unappetizing.

    jade s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In UK blue lights indoors are to prevent d**g use because you can't see veins, blue lights outdoors apparently reduce crime though not sure how.

    Astro
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my small seaside town, the lights along the waterfront are all blue :) it’s actually a tsunami warning system, if they turn red we know to get the heck away from the water. Just a fun fact! (I think the thing about blue light reducing crime has to do with the calming effect blue light is believed to have on an environment )

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    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. As a migraine sufferer with light sensitivity, this sounds painful.

    Hazel Sage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #redinstead, please. Autism Speaks are a bunch of fing liars.

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A place I worked at organised an "autism awareness" day thing at a restaurant that was also a disco. Management were bragging about it as though they'd done something great until we autistics went "so you set this up in a place that's going to overwhelm us and send us into sensory overdrive? and you expect us to attend? why would you do that? do you hate us?"

    Lily Robertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wonder if folks think stuff through at all anymore. Now they have lights on bicycles that are wicked bright and flash quickly, so you can be sure to see the cyclists after dark. Whelp, they're sure to give my cousin a grand mal seizure, so you'll be riding straight into that, you visible little night rider.

    Jenny Mason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic son can't stand blue light either, he can't stand bright lights in general though.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone on the spectrum, I would hate this. I can do mild amber lighting, but blue lighting is unacceptable.

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not autistic (despite my daughter thinking I am) but I find blue light really calming.

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    Boootifull Unicorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cream? Ohh, wait I just realised like a medical cream, not like whipped cream lol

    Lord Voldedork
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Spidergramps! Spidergramps! Does whatever a spider can!🎵🎵

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climbs up stairs, hurts his back. Call an ambulance, heart attack!. Look out here comes the spidergramps.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Struggling to figure out what HFAC means.

    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Trash Pandas.

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go watch penguins at the aquarium during law school when I was particularly stressed. Animals are a great way to lower stress levels.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High fashion animal clothing.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. I have never heard of or seen this painting before. And I love it.

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is my new favourite Van Gogh

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    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the MoMA in December and saw Starry Night (it's beautiful) but they had a lovely Van Gogh on either side (one that I loved - Olive Trees) and no one was paying any attention to either one. They were all lined up to take a selfie with Starry Night for their Instagram or whatever... it was kind of sad. Olive_Tree...7d714c.jpg Olive_Trees-65e88327d714c.jpg

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the "Blue box exploding"/"pandorica opens"? Now THAT I'd like to see in a museum.

    JuJu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out his early paintings about where he grew up. All is dark and grey and none of his typical style that he finally got famous for (after his death).

    dan martyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The museum in Amsterdam has his work in chronological order. His early work (potato eaters) is brown, then he gets colour, then he gets his style, and it’s an extraordinary burst of blues, yellows, reds, colour colour colour. Amazing artist

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look very well behaved Rats

    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't tell if they're eating a slice of bread or a coconut

    Happy Homemaker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like bread, but yeah, it’s a little hard to tell.

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    Emma S
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was fortunate to visit The Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam. Definitely worth a visit if you're ever in Amsterdam. He did hundreds of paintings and some are arguably better than his more popular works.

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One looks polite, one is taking your face next.

    Duuuuuuude
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fake. Van gogh never did portraits of American politicians.

    VLP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For these two rats it is indeed a starry night on a cafe terrace, reminiscent of a common view while dining in the makeshift sidewalk restaurant booths crowding post pandemic West Village, usually adjacent to the dumpsters. Putting the rat back in trattoria

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stranger: Hey is that guy bothering you? Wife: Yes, he's my husband, don't suppose you could punch his lights out for me could you? Me: Thanks sweetheart!

    Panda Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I follower her on TikTok! Her husband’s dog annoys her too.

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break the ice.... and the glass by knocking it off the edge

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your date put ice in the wine, just leave.

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start purring then order tuna.

    Rachel Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's nervous too, he already finished his wine.

    Jen Hart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the slow blink (conveys trust / calm for a cat)

    HurlWurk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And already drank a whole glass of wine to boot!

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better hurry up and say something cause he's got a big head start on the booze.

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good comeback by the kid. 😉

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an adult says something like they remember life before being born, people will assume that person has delusions or hallucinations or is mentally ill, or is looking for attention, or has too big of an imagination. But if a kid says that, everyone treats it like some deep truth. Why? Why isn't it just as likely for a kid to have too big of an imagination, be looking for attention or to suffer from mental problems?

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, hearts skipped at beat, I bet....

    Doozle bug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trailers come after. Don’t they?

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has speech and language issues and can barely have a conversation. He did teach himself to count to 100 in Japanese though. Which was a nice surprise

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's impressive. I can count up to 19 but forget twenty, forty, fifty, etc. I should get him to teach me! Lol

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my grandson was about 4 he pointed out a dinosaur in a book and correctly identified it. Someone asked him how he was sure it wasn't a similar dinosaur. He replied "Well LOOK at it!"

    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First word: Duck. Second word: Electricity (while pointing at the oven). Edit: my three year old nephew was the hit of the farm machinery show. Just walk around pointing at all the equipment and naming it correctly. Apparently, he wants a combine for his birthday.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been a beautifully, wonderful moment.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first husband was (probably still is) a brilliant person who had delayed speech. He would point, making noises, and everyone would be at his beck and call figuring out what he wanted. One day his exasperated mother snapped at him, and he very calmly asked her to get something in a complete, grammatically correct sentence. Little sh!t.

    Nunya Bizness
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol response types the word "speach", and spells excavator correctly fml.

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew was the same. Completely silent until age 4 and then started speaking in complete sentences.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for my brother, but he started at age 3.

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    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my older son's only words for a long time was "yumbo": Japanese for excavator.

    Dante McBride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solarsaber? I watch them a bunch on yt!

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    PhaseWitFact
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo...... Unless he almost never gets drunk, he is NOT a keeper. Find a mate that doesn't drink to excess. Living with a filthy drunk is not fun.

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds fake. He's so drunk that he can't recognize his partner, but he's not so drunk that he can't unlock his phone or select the right person in his phone? When you're drinking, problems using a phone occur way sooner than problems recognizing loved ones.

    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen several variations of this and always sound like an over elaborated brag on how loyal their bfs are which good for you, l guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    JayWantsACat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting so sloppy when you're drunk that you don't even recognize your significant other doesn't feel like something "cute" or "adorable" to me.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made this house of memories, now sulk in it

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's Friday and Nobody is in love with you". Sorry, the Cure is as close to Emo as I get.

    Neffla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cure was Emo before Emo existed. Kind of goth/grunge/emo mix. I was in love with Robert Smith as a teenager.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's a hearse of a different color"...also, "F you and the hearse you rode in on"

    Jennifer Clayton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send in the frowns Pull yourself up by the Doc Marten loops. A rose by any other name still dies. Don't dance, everyone's watching. The summer of our discontent.

    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it ain't broke, then break it. Am I doing this right?!

    Jesha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always look on the Brightside of life?

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke it’s true 🎶

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat, fed into obesity 😔

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP adopted him already obese (meaning that they weren't the one who overfed him to obesity) and is trying to get him down to a healthy weight again :(

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    horseloving panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new kitten loves water, she literally sits in the toilet (not the water, like the bowl) and you can't see her if you aren't paying attention bc shes mostly white, and when you sit down, she bites ur butt

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a newer cat owner, but I feel like genetics and environment play a role in whether or not a cat becomes obese or not, similar to us humans. I feed my cat twice a day, a mixture of wet and dry food, but a reasonable sized portion and I am always throwing at least some of what was left over in her bowl from the meal prior, in the garbage. Yet some other cats I know are extremely obese, some have bowls of food are that are always full and others that have slow feeders or feeders on timers because they will not stop eating. Do cats use food as a coping mechanism or eat out of boredom? Does eating release a hormone of sorts that helps them with a possible chemical imbalance?

    Jj321
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My similar looking, but not so fat cat is a ridiculously loud purrer. You can hear him in other rooms.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use a cloth shower curtain and one of my cats would ninja her way up and around and back down again. Needless to say, it looked weary after a while.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can that thing get OUT of the tub?

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's one gorgeous chonk.

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    digitalin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this photo in another list like yesterday?

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Mom is the best!

    G o l d f i s h
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on the rare insults article! (are the BP story thingies articles?)

    Michael None
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow she got the stupid hair and bad goatee just right. Bravo!

    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom looks like his younger sister!

    Calvin Smelliott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look so much more tired than your mom….

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom's beard is heavier. Menopause is a b!tch.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't anyone going to comment on her t-shirt?

    Pamelot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is priceless. What a dynamite Halloween they must've had. 😁

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    parmadillo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I volunteer to sleep with Kevin!

    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir I hope you mean dog Kevin bc I know there is a BP user named Kevin

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    PaperinoVB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kevin is my dog" "In this case, if Kevin can bear my snoring he's welcome on my bed"

    Bell-icose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to talk about Kevin.

    Kar Red Roses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use the bathroom at our place, be aware that Albert hides under the tub, and might grab at your feet while you’re in there.

    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine leaving my at home with strangers even for an hour, much less an overnight

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this AirBnB ? It would be the only way I would rent one.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Following the directions is 90% of success.

    BROmanicus85
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he got a C for not using punctuation marks?!

    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you use any punctuation in the essay?

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sent to the DVD store for a movie everyone agreed on - big mistake. Got there and could only remember the title had either the word blue or velvet in it. I couldn't believe my good fortune when I found a movie titled Blue Velvet. No one allowed me to get a DVD unaccompanied after that whopper of a mistake.

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    ravn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that these are measures created by the UK and India.

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    Passerby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am okay with these units. I am bad at measuring things in my head, so this helps put things in context.

    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one dense rock, like pure lead.

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite that dense. I did the math on this a while ago, and calculated that if they were Asian elephants and the meteor was made of pure nickel the volume worked out pretty closely.

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    Happy Homemaker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don’t see a banana for scale. 😂

    Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A car the size of 62 bananas had crashed into a light pole as tall as 130 miniature schnauzers

    Ari Maranichi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't forget the time they found an Ariana Grande sized alligator at a golf course

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas had it coming... (j/k)

    Tracy Wallick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not about systems of measurement, it's about helping your reader more easily imagine the thing you're describing.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both pictures look like the 1970s to me.

    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be amazed at how often people don't buy all new furniture, etc. just because the calendar changed.

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    Biofish23
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top is how a 12 year old girl would have decorated her room in the early 90's is given the freedom and money to do so. The bottom is how her 40 year old mom actually decorated.

    Biofish23
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the giant flatscreen TV, since those didn't exist. Instead she would have had a little TV/ VCR combo sitting on the shelf next to a CD player boom box, and a see through plastic land line phone.

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    martin734
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on which end of the 90's. The early 90's were still very much like the 80's and even late 70's and the late 90's were much more like what people imagine the 90's were really like.

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how much money your family had to redecorate! My family here in the UK had a very IKEA style house. Lots of bright colours, but not neon.

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    Deeelite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Mom had those curtains in the 90s

    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt anyone thinks the 90s actually looked like that

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a toadstool joke in there for whoever is sufficiently brave to post it

    Sam Todd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah,it's clearly just a log. If a frog produced a stool that large, it would certainly explode.

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    WonkyPB&J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes,I look like a cute toad.:3

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the one on the right... Hop on down to this toadstool and see how time flies...

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he'll ask you about your carriage's extended warranty

    Lord of the laserprinter.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No…. He would have said…: Ahoi-hoy!” (Today you learned)

    Fren
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost forgot that! the horrible histories sketch on that is amazing!

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    Janner Wingfeather
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the 1 phone number belonged to Rutherford B. Hayes.

    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bell actually hated "hello" and much preferred "Ahoy ahoy," which eagle-eyed observers will note is how Mr Burns answers the phone.

    Surgichick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, he'll be saying "ahoyhoy"

    FatKidShakeDown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll hear him say "Ahoy-hoy" because that's what he wanted us to say when answering the phone. Glad it didn't catch on outside of C. Montgomery Burns

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    François Bouzigues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How boring were the 80´s ? Boring enough for not having anything better to do than a proper conversation with an immate who misdialed.

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing I hate about the question being underneath is that I really needed that information before reading the answer hahaa!

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really wholesome.