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This Bot Was Created To Generate Inspirational Images, But It Will Probably Make You Laugh Instead (27 Pics)
You may have heard of the new website "Inspiro Bot", which generates random quotes. I've compiled the top 27 funniest ones and wanted to share them with you. If you're interested in generating your own quotes, visit the website.
Note: This is my first actual post, not just a comment, challenge, or question.
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#1
I feel offended...
Final score:
166points
Carl 2 years ago
Right?! I could totally see this being in Buddhism or Confucianism.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
The meaning of life is to feed me, entertain me, clean my box, pet me if I decide you're worthy, throw my toys for me, and provide napping spots.
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#3
It's true though.
Final score:
122points
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Wait till they get a laser powerful enough to project ads onto it's surface
#4
You heard the man, get possessed.
Final score:
106points
DP(Alt. Rorschach) 2 years ago (edited)
John Constantine? I need a reverse exorcism. Yes so put the demon inside me. Yea I know but idc…
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I'd like to be possessed by anything that has any inkling of energy to do any kind of life activity, please!
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Ohh ohh ohh! Then I can do that crazy upside down head crab walking on the walls thingy!
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Is this the new party cry? like lets get wild? Let's get possessed! whoa!
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
In Vodun, possession can be a positive thing, depending on the God. Having said that, the idea of any sort of possession gives me the collywobbles.
#6
So 100 percent?
Final score:
104points
Max Fox 2 years ago
Since I don't mind the reek of my own farts, I see this as Someone Else's Problem
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Helen Edwards 2 years ago
It is a Korean dish made from fermented cabbage and other vegetables.
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Cooking Panda 2 years ago
The guy's pondering this quote while staring at the mountains at night.. Such an inspiring moment
#7
So disappointing.
Final score:
97points
Melissa Brown 2 years ago
... disappointing? I...come on, let me show you how "disappointing" it is.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I doubt the recipients of the rack and the iron maiden demanded a better quality of torture
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
Is AI trying to tell us there is going to be a more exciting form of torture?
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
I heard water boarding is quite entertaining, lots of people around the world go to the beaches to ride some waves
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
How is it disappointing? Nope I don't want to know what is down that rabbit hole
#8
Great medical advice!
Final score:
87points
Quentin ingulfumble 2 years ago
there is quite a lot of research going into making cancer die.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Because all we have are nuclear weapons and no high precision missiles to aim at it, to paint a picture of the current state of medical capabilities
#9
Hey, it's true, but mean.
Final score:
77points
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I'm 54, and have never been on a date. They're just too small. When I was healthier, I could probably have gotten on a watermelon or pumpkin, but not a date.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
Damn I expected Judgement Day, but not getting burned that hard....
#10
SOMEONE GRAB THE APPLES!
Final score:
72points
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
*ducks* Hey! If you shoot yourself in the foot, I'll be useful!
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago
Rules 1-10 involve getting 10 different doctors. Now, it’s time to get rid of one so you know which 9 doctors you really need. It’s all very simple.
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
500 points if it's an NP. 1,000 for a Gynecologist. 10,000 for a Brain Surgeon.
#11
Especially if the murder involves cannibalism...
Final score:
71points
Marshka Jones 2 years ago
Aww poor kitty is so sad he can't keep murdering AND his figure at the same time. There, there, buddy!
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Hey, it's talking about murder, a cat is definitely a good choice.
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#12
I don't know what to say about this one.
Final score:
70points
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
True, all a need is a hammer, some nails, and a random dude, to " operate " the hammer, parents are indeed not needed for this.
Kara Owens 2 years ago
TRUTH, yet don't the barbs they sling sit like a crown of thorns? Don't you feel like your hands are nailed up in despair? Yah... we don't need parents, but their lessons make it easier when the World takes its turn on us!
#13
A leaf is much more than a doctor okay...
Final score:
65points
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Hmmmm can computers take LSD??? Because this AI seems to be on LSD....
Margaret H 2 years ago
Maybe it has a trippy real-life bug wandering around inside its computer circuits.
Load More Replies... Henry Russell (Submission author) 2 years ago
totally not insectoid according to the lore totally humans
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
*pounces the leaf and bats the doctor under the sofa* That didn't work right.
#14
The bottom is our life goal!
Final score:
64points
RedPepper 2 years ago
Another inspirational quote with the same vibe: "Don't depend upon your regular misery. Search inward."
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
As Seto Kaiba said, "Never accept mediocrity as an acceptable standard." https://youtu.be/2oiZ1oZBXxU
#15
Good job cows!
Final score:
64points
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Not with the amount of methane ( cow farts ) they produce they don't.......
Quentin ingulfumble 2 years ago
notice how cows never talk about the climate? suspicious if you ask me....
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
Some cow poops produce magical mushrooms, which I heard is now socially acceptable.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Scientists now believe that twice in Earth's history, it was completely covered by ice.
Cheryle Basinger 2 years ago
The earth has been warming since the ice age….or am I the only one that has noticed?
#16
Let's just give mention to the cat in a tie.
Final score:
57points
#17
WATCH OUT BORED PANDA USERS (ignore the white gray stuff).
Final score:
56points
Henry Russell (Submission author) 2 years ago
shoudl of told me that earlier
Load More Replies... The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I don't have the proper anatomy to be inseminating anything.
K-Hey 2 years ago
Of course the bot wants us digitally inseminating the internet... It's how it plans to propagate. I just finished a Battlestar Galactica run, I KNOW what them cylons are up to!!
A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago
Was wondering why I was slipping and sliding all around the site...
#18
You heard the man, time to debate nudity.
Final score:
54points
CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
OK. Who wants to debate the pros and cons of being in the nude in the middle of a tornado?
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I debate my nudity all the time. Mostly because even I don't want to be looking at that.
#19
LEAN ON ME (if "me" is the large intestines).
Final score:
50points
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
Better not do that right now.... I'v eated a lot of oatmeal cookies this morning...
Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
maybe it's a really roundabout way of saying laughter? my large intestines can feel pretty leaned on when I'm laughing super hard.
#20
Hey, grandma, you look quite sexy...
Final score:
49points
JL 2 years ago
Yeah, necrophilia is bad enough, they didn't need to add incest.
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Travelling Stranger 2 years ago (edited)
Alice Cooper's I Love the Dead softly playing in the distance
PotatoNinja5000 2 years ago
A bit too tender for me. Cold Ethyl's got more of a beat to it.
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#21
This is nice life advice from InspiroBot.
Final score:
47points
DP(Alt. Rorschach) 2 years ago (edited)
Like..life is hard? Or…the other hard..? Also consume what? Ur making me go through the forest of dirty minded and fcked up thoughts!!
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Hmmmm, hironicaly this One Will make a lot of sence to some " coke-heads " out there.....
#22
Uh, what?
Final score:
40points
Jack Waltz 2 years ago
Is this what we are supposed to watch as we inseminate our online community
Load More Replies... DP(Alt. Rorschach) 2 years ago
One sec the palm tree is waiting for me with open arms..vroom vroom.*cRaSh*
Demian Stern 2 years ago
I guess what she meant to say is: "“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”"
Casey Payne 2 years ago
the return of YOLO, with a slice of nihilism. The age of kamikaze zombies directed by artificial intelligence is upon us. The love affair between the two is a new twist.
#23
It's the Mona Lisa zombies AHHHHH (it says in art exhibitions begins the apocalypse).
Final score:
36points
#24
Is this encouraging me to be mean?
Final score:
35points
#25
Is this saying that you never grow up to what you want?
Final score:
35points
Cheryle Basinger 2 years ago
Not sure I understand??? I know police officers who ALWAYS wanted to be police officers and are heart sick when they see abuse of power.
#26
Sorry cancers!
Final score:
33points
Red 2 years ago
I will not. Been sharing awkward racoon memes and never felt more alive.
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its official, art is deadly!
Final score:
32points
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
A few quotes I got are “Satire is the nicest kind of reproductive ability”, “Girlfriends can become pop songs” and “Hell begins and ends with our madness”
le_smol_froge 2 years ago
My first one: “A FEAR OF DEATH enjoy man milk” WHAT THE F***K
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RoanTheMad 2 years ago
"new website"... erm no, it's been around years, but yes, it can be quite funny. And also insulting. xD oh-63e6a9a4eee99.jpg 
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
I got "stable today, unstable tomorrow", "A corpse is so much more than just a corpse", "you should be crooked", "feel at least a little bit of sympathy for a horse", "don't expand your consciousness. have fun.", and "trust the uselessness of a kick to the groin"
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Ah yes. It's the "POTATO" brand of humor favored by younger people. String random words together like Mad Libs, and call it hilarity. Some of these are accidentally funny, the rest are just inane and absurd. Good start, but try to curate the ones you choose a little better in the future. Random words does not always equal funny.
K-Hey 2 years ago
Shouting Christmas to all candy rain and put in dog food items backpack banana disco singing strange world cup. Laugh
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What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
My first one was: "Inform people that the next mass extinction begins like this" im frightened
Trentin Quarantino 2 years ago
Ah yes, that "new" website. I used to love it about 7 years ago
Froggi Juice 2 years ago (edited)
My favorites are as followed.. "woman are terrible." "Hide your hips".. these really spoke to me.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
A few quotes I got are “Satire is the nicest kind of reproductive ability”, “Girlfriends can become pop songs” and “Hell begins and ends with our madness”
le_smol_froge 2 years ago
My first one: “A FEAR OF DEATH enjoy man milk” WHAT THE F***K
Load More Replies... RoanTheMad 2 years ago
"new website"... erm no, it's been around years, but yes, it can be quite funny. And also insulting. xD oh-63e6a9a4eee99.jpg
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
I got "stable today, unstable tomorrow", "A corpse is so much more than just a corpse", "you should be crooked", "feel at least a little bit of sympathy for a horse", "don't expand your consciousness. have fun.", and "trust the uselessness of a kick to the groin"
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Ah yes. It's the "POTATO" brand of humor favored by younger people. String random words together like Mad Libs, and call it hilarity. Some of these are accidentally funny, the rest are just inane and absurd. Good start, but try to curate the ones you choose a little better in the future. Random words does not always equal funny.
K-Hey 2 years ago
Shouting Christmas to all candy rain and put in dog food items backpack banana disco singing strange world cup. Laugh
Load More Replies... What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
My first one was: "Inform people that the next mass extinction begins like this" im frightened
Trentin Quarantino 2 years ago
Ah yes, that "new" website. I used to love it about 7 years ago
Froggi Juice 2 years ago (edited)
My favorites are as followed.. "woman are terrible." "Hide your hips".. these really spoke to me.
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