Peaceful protests are a good opportunity to exercise your freedom of speech, a time when you can take to the streets and make your voice heard while surrounded by people with similar opinions and grievances. But as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, freedom of speech applies to everybody, and some people use their freedom to mercilessly troll protesters who have alternative (and often ridiculous) views on things. Scroll down to see some of the funniest anti-protest protest signs we could find, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Jesus Is Cool With It
It's not like gays are out there, specifically looking for heterosexual males to have sex with. Why are they so afraid? If there's a hell, it's gay people's problem, why does it bother the believers so much? Why can those people not let gay people be and live their lives as they see fit? IF IT'S A SIN AND YOU'RE NOT HOMOSEXUAL, IT'S NOT YOUR CONCERN THEN. So by all means, move the f**k on. Sincerely, a hetero woman who's sick of your s**t.
Exactly. You never see them protesting atheism or the denial of Yahweh, even though denying him is supposed to be the only unforgivable sin.
Load More Replies...Sins are manmade to control those who deviate from the perceived norm at the time.
Why do people take homosexuality as sin? After all, the lions at Noah's Ark were gay. lions-59d6...c3547b.jpg
Because the Bible clearly calls it a sinful abomination. Instead of hiding the evils of the Bible, we should expose them and leave that religion in the past.
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"God made me in his image. He must be FABULOUS!!"
Load More Replies...@laur song: so if you think god loves everyone, why did you comment on the very first pic with "jesus being ok with it" THAT YOU THINK BEING GAY IS A SIN??? ^^ oh so you certainly meant: god loves everyone, but he puts gays into hell anyways right? you re a hell of a stupid f**k that's for sure
Load More Replies...I Came To Take Your Jobs
Not really....Unfortunately new immigrants often take the jobs an American who's unemployed would never take. And then they get way underpaid and often abused if they're not legal....At least that's how it is in So California.
Load More Replies...To be absolutely honest, these kind of immigrants will be welcome by anyone. I think people are fed up with illegals and criminal immigrants.
Pornography Harms
Pro-Life VS. Pro-Choice
I passed these anti-abortion protestors (who obviously had nothing better to do) with their signs outside a clinic on my way to work. There were a few guys there with "BRING BACK CRYSTAL PEPSI" signs right next to them....I nearly wrecked laughing so hard....
Even though I'm pro-choice and mostly liberal on social issues; this is one I still struggle with. I don't think the protesters are coming from a place of hate as the others are. It's not really a religious issue, or democrat vs republican. As an atheist I can easily see the moral dilemma, there is no denying that the fetus will become life if given the opportunity. Regardless when you believe life begins, it certainly is ending an opportunity for life. I also understand the many cases where abortion may be the best option for the mother. Like I said it's a struggle, but to paint those who oppose abortion with the same brush as the Westburo baptist church is just wrong.
I have never had an abortion and dont believe that i ever would, I even have a friend that was raped and decided to keep the baby. But I still dont believe that others should have the right to decide for someone else what is right for them. I do think that there should be time limits on when they can be performed but will never believe a man should have the right to tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.
Load More Replies...Please use birth control, Please protect yourselves from STD's, they're real..... And please consider adoption or giving the baby away if it was an accidental pregnancy. People like me wouldn't be here today had the mother decided to abort. I AM A HUMAN TOO and I deserve to live just as much as any other "planned" pregnancy
I am adopted so this really hits home with me.....
Load More Replies...Yeah the last time I checked the baby wasnt the one who chose to be pregnant...
@idil The bacteria's aren't capable of becoming a human being like you, but the helpless child is
Load More Replies...When a man develops the ability to get pregnant, then he will have a say in how women make the choice to abort or not.
I love the old man trolling her, LOL! Pretty easy to make life and death decisions for other people! She might view it differently if she was the one on death row.
Sorry but abortion is freaking evil. The child has great potential. you could have killed the next big thing, you satanic jerk! Choose to put them up for adoption. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand here come the downvotes.
I am sorry but unless I wanted to be, if I became pregnant I would abort the child. I do not want to go through childbirth or pregnancy. It's my body, my choice. The baby is barely developed, it doesn't know it's being aborted.
Load More Replies...Trolling The Protestors
they're like twelve year olds, can't even use proper grammar. could he seriously not fit "hate" on the sign? had to use a number, like some internet slang or something.
I've seen this pic many times before and it never fails to put a smile on my face. This guy's face, the people behind them and the laugh they must have had after that, it's just perfect.
God hates F**s? Realy? And there I was believing God has love for everyone :/
I'm not gay but I want to find a guy to go around to anti gay protesters just to pretend to propose. This is so cool!
Never Misses A Gay Event
Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19), eating seafood (11:10-12) and bacon (11:4-7), tattoos (19:28), letting your hair become unkempt (10:6), and trimming your beard (19:27) all sins by Leviticus. Just saying.
He also said you must be put to death if you work on the Sabbath, and if anyone sees you working and doesn't kill you, you must also be killed, for you are an abomination. Why doesn't that get more attention?
Load More Replies...It's like walking into a walmart store and staying there all day holding a "I hate walmart sign" ...
She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse. Ezekiel 23:20
If that guys wofe wasn't a virgin when they got married, she needs to be put to death. Why don't they ever put that verse on a sign?
He Was More Like Me Than Like You
I'm Christian and don't get kind of Christians who call themselfs real Christians and hate everyone. Look at Mary and Jesus. He didn't said "Don't touch me you dirty s**t" to her but listened her story, etc. I don't mean we should accept everything, etc. but try to undesrtand listen others people's stories...
si-naron, you are a good person and an even better christian.
Load More Replies...it's sad to HAVE to do march and rally for that. as myself i just don't care about gay or straight. who cares? are they good people? that's the only things that matter
This is great, all the hilarious guys who argued against the homophobia, I´m hetero myself, but have some gay and lesbian friends, and probably also bi-sexual or trans-sexual ones, not all of them dared come out with it yet, I´m a very tolerant person and in my opinion we´re all God´s children, God made each of us the way he/she is, also with each one´s own sexual direction, and found/finds it good!!!
You bet he was. As I like to say, stop using Jesus as an excuse to be a bigoted a--hole.
How does he know I hang don't hang out with prostitutes? ... I guess I kinda don't get this one.
Sir Ian Mckellen's Sign Is Everything
I love him, he is such a nice and humble man - I met him at the stahe door last year, spoke to him, gave him Swiss chocolate for the theatre crew and even shook his hand. One of the best day of my life 💚
I Hope His Wife Has A Sense Of Humor
If we don't hear from him anymore, we'll know what happened... even though his wife is no terrorist
Not to mention the fact I know of TONS of women who are the funny laid back ones and the men who are strict.
Load More Replies...From Sunday's Gay Pride Parade In Chicago
I love the guys that dress up like jesus for this things, its the best use of long hair and a beard
Hide Your Daughters
There was a this video about this on YouTube I guess, it was made for both gays and lesbians and the main theme was "if you don't let us marry with each other, we'll marry your girlfriends!" It's gold
ahaha, your comment reminds me to the College Humor's video, something along the line "gays gonna take your girlfriend, because we're the best boyfriend".
Load More Replies...And I'll plan the wedding myself, and it'll be FABULOUS, and we'll both look AMAZING!
These Two
I certainly hope so. If not we're closely related.
Load More Replies...Yeah, why are we actually protesting when there's no free beer or reason for protesting? I don't like beer myself, but those folks've got a point, you know. ;D
Relax
Yaaas it's mc donald's, its more like "mak downaldz" however it's still sounds like mc donald's lol. Lol. Lol
It's in Arabic, and this is just one of the simple calligraphy designs. There's lots of other more beautiful and artistic designes. ❤
I think that that language in written and spoken is both beautiful. I just forgot what it was called. FML.
Everybody Can Quote The Bible
I am so glad that I am an atheist. People can be moral and good even without some religion worshipping thousands years old book with a lot of archaic and absurd laws. Just my opinion.
Religion is just a tool for finding a moral center and a community. Like all tools it can be used correctly or incorrectly.
Load More Replies...Should have done that quote from Ezekiel about a prostitute lusting after huge genitals
She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse. Ezekiel 23:20 That one?
Load More Replies...Weird Hobby
You can be prolife all you want as long as it doesn't be infringe on my right to make decisions about my body.
Load More Replies...Omg, the sarcastic woman's resemblance with a zoologist I know is uncanny! And she would've done something of the sort if she was on the protest, I'm sure.
Priceless
These are really funny, but as a cat with nothing else to do, I fear for the trolls' lives. I'm not joking. Protests can get real violent.
Load More Replies...Uhm. The bible is long and girls these days do have jobs. I can't even find the time to read the books i actually want to read..
Homo Sex Is...
noone brave enough to add a contra sign "in your butt" to the guy on the left? :P
The guy holding up the "GREAT" sign would totally be me... XD
This Protester In Chester
I had to right a paper in college and I wrote about homosexuality in politics. and many politicians and church leaders are under cover homosexuals.
This. And how often do you hear and read about Catholic Priests sexually assaulting young choir boys. Some of those incidents go back decades and many more are unknown because the victims never came (and come) forward
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God Hates No One
Can someone explain why these people are picketing? If "it's too late to repent", then what's the point?
Stop basing it on God and focus on the people it's actually affecting!
I Had To Take A Stand
I would have joined this guy, and added Farmville invites to my sign too.
Fighting The Good Fight
I'd join that protest. Seeing Christmas cookies and such being sold at the end of August and all the way until it's Christmas is insane.
In public, yep. Meanwhile, my own lil holiday tree never got taken down last year, and I'm ok with that. When I was working retail, seeing the Xmas stuff being put up before Halloween pissed me the hell off. :D
Load More Replies...I'd protest too. As a perfectionist, I find it kinda annoying to see Christmas decorations in the middle of the summer.
You think that's bad? How about "Back To School" specials... IN MAY!
Commercialism causes winter coats to be advertised and sold in July and Halloween items already touted in August, etc. Disgusting. Ruins the mood and I doubt they get any more sales than they would if they kept to the season.
And normal channels turning into Christmas channels mid-October.
I saw the first mince pies in the Co-op on 2nd September this year....
Vader Hates Rebels
I want to know more about Elvis/Evil Knievel Clone Trooper in the back. He seems very sassy.
This is awesome, and made me laugh out loud, but also facepalm on account of it being wrong. Order 66 was to 'kill all Jedi'.
This Guy Is A Dumbass
So you didn't pay attention in both Science and English classes, did you?
I think it is supposed to be EVILution. Evil and Evolution, you get it? Yes, I know it is an utterly stupoid portmanteau, but at least he tried. Gives you the hint that he evolved from an ape...
Load More Replies...its true. evilution is a lie. evolution however is pretty much proven
You know, all kinds of facts and phenomenons prove the theory of evolution and I really don't understand why some people still refuse to accept it. You can argue over more uncertain theories such as the Big bang, but you can't just ignore the fact that evolution exists. Also, I find rather amusing all those people who refuse to accept that they share an ancestry with apes and primates in general. When I state that they come up with sarcastic:"Well, why then chimpanzees don't turn into humans right now?" *Eye row and my thoughts:"Perhaps because they don't need to, smart a*s. They are all too comfortable to continue their arboreal-terrestrial existence. Humans became humans because their environment was harsher and they became more dependent on their intelligence in order to find ways to deal with the conditions present. Or ( as our geography teacher stated it) to sum it up in another, more insulting way, humans were slow, weak and feeble creatures and needed their brains.
Joe Dad: the Big Bang is possible, I’m personally an atheist, but I’m friends with some Christians that believe god created the Big Bang. And if order can never come from chaos, how are bedrooms ever tidied?
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I don't give a damn what side of any protest anyone is on, they should never, ever, ever involve their children. When I see a 10yr old read a speech into a microphone about something they are not old enough to understand the nuances of it makes me want to slap the parents.
Load More Replies...It looks like the same woman as the one carrying the "weird hobby" sign
Oh s**t!!! Yes, blue hippo, agreed! I didn't see that until I read your comment. That's disgusting to involve children like that.
Load More Replies...WestBoro Baptist Church Gets Trolled
He has to! A broomstick just wouldn't be gay enough :)
Load More Replies...Troll Spotted IRL
Haha.... guess it’s true, I voted for Trump and I have no penis at all!!! LOL
Makes No Sense Either
My favourite T-shirt about dyslexia: Lysdexics of the world: UNTIE! ...seen on a dyslexic teacher.
Where's Waldo?
It IS! It's Waldo! And here I always thought he was just made up!
You Deserve Potassium
I was actually kicked out twice...something about being too loud and obnoxious. It's also were I met my wife.
Terrible Medium
Verity Baptist Church, Hate Speech Preacher Roger Jimenez Protest
I'm in a same sex marriage and this is similar to our agenda. Except we only have one dog to walk!
Street Preacher Schooled By Yale Students
How can an atheist go to hell if they don't believe in this whole heaven-and-hell-concept? 🤔
Time spent in the presence of zealots is hell for an atheist.
Load More Replies...Wait a minute, some of those are pretty cool...like Patrick Swayze (Dirty Dancing)
"Obama voters" "feminists" "evolutionists" ?? what century he is from ? does he bathes only once a month and cuts himself at the ankle to "remove the bad spirits" when he has a flue ??
I love these signs - does anyone else play sin-bingo with them? So much fun!
i hate when people say that drinking is a sin, Jesus himself drank " Neither do people pour new wine into old wineskins. If they do, the skins will burst; the wine will run out and the wineskins will be ruined. No, they pour new wine into new wineskins, and both are preserved." matthew 9:17
I don't mean to sound weird, but what's wrong with pleasuring yourself? Also, STOP INSULTING FEMINISTS!!
Just For The Violence
I Was Told There Would Be Cake
He's Gay
i see people using signs like this and it just makes me think of the meme "guys, i said i hate FIGS!" with a picture of "jesus" facepalming
Counterpunch
Socialism never works BTW! & im brown so i doubt these protesters are racists
And each of those old people are 100% expecting Medicare. But their freeloading is okay because they're white.
@BeksCzar, They're not freeloading. As taxpayers they paid into it, a--hole. Where do you think the money comes from? And taxpayers subsidize Medicaid. What planet did you come from or did you never go to school?
Load More Replies...Gay Marijuana
When Dad Protests Water Prices
You take a piece of SCH30 thinwall pvc pipe, then you heat up the middle of it and compress the pipe along its long-axis creating the corrugations like a drinking straw, then bend to one side! It even has stripes painted on it. This guy's attention to detail is great.
Load More Replies...It's a shame. They were so endangered, yet no one cared. Now, there is only one left
Too Bad I'm Vegetarian
Awesome. Pro life doesn't offend me, as long as abortion is permitted in case of danger to mum/rape , but everyone should remember eating meat is eating babies....
Jesus Burritos Are The Best Burritos
F*g is a hate word. Therefor holding a sign attacking a group using a hate word is A HATE CRIME..... what would happen if the N'word was used???
free speech is important. it helps us know who to avoid.
Load More Replies...Homer: "Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!?"
If Jesus makes burritos, they are the best burritos because Jesus is probably mexican and he knows his stuff
Women's Rights Expert
Babies are murdered here is a big funder for the pro-life cause.
Load More Replies...I think human life is what their talking about
Load More Replies...Glory To The Hypno-Toad
Meh, it started going downhill after season 4
Load More Replies...Anyone?
Westboro Baptist Church: $5 Handjobs
They attract snipers. (distant australian voices): all your heads look bloody 12 feet tall!
Load More Replies...I just love how they were cornered, like some contagious disease area xD
these baptist sucks! they always come in my country for converting people by hook or crook.
God Hates Signs
It's pretty sad to see the kid protesting as well. We all know that, of his parents educate him like that, he'll grow up like that as well. I wonder if he even knows what he's saying...
On the other side, he will very likely rebel in his teenagehood and be forever ashamed of this. Chances are endless....
Load More Replies...tragically the children are out front to the other protesters won't be yelled at or threatened. So the kids are HUMAN SHIELDS. yeaaa...seems legit.
I think it's so wrong that parents force their own beliefs on their children. Why not let them grow up innocently and make their own choices?
I Want A Sandwich
He seems to be trolling a protest that is trolling. "Then Drink Good Beer"
So I Went To A Westboro Baptist Church Protest... (I'm The One On The Left)
I see Anonymous was present (person on the right with the mask and baseball cap)
You mean "I see someone wearing Guy Fawkes mask".
Load More Replies...Counter Protest
Order 66 is to "kill all jedi" but i still think that's hilarious and awesome!
Jesus Made Me Gay
I Like Turtles
I love that little boy! He was cute in his zombie get up blurting out that he like turtles.
I saw at least 3 "I like turtles" signs at the Climate March in DC back in April.
My Arms Are Tired
Dog Hates Cats
Why are you letting the dogs off the hook? Hate is hate.
Load More Replies...There's an important bit missing there: 'The Jews killed Jesus for your sins'! The Bible says it all happened in accordance with prophecy. Had he died of old age or in a lawnmower accident, the prophecy would've been incorrect. They would've had to rewrite the Bible, but it was already published. Imagine if five books in J K Rowling suddenly decided that Harry's scar was just from falling asleep against the radiator? It's called 'continuity'...
People: Jesus hates Jews Jesus: technically Jewish Me: this is why I'm Pagan
Plus us Pagans are cool with homosexuality, always have been
Load More Replies...Not MY Dog! My dog is the only REAL Dog! My Dog is mightier than YOUR Dog!
So, homophobia and antisemitism? F**k this. I'm out. *Barrel-rolls through window+
What's Happening?
Westboro Church Protest
can't (sorry not possible to modify perv. post)
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Reasons
The People Behind Me Can't See
He Just Wanted Tickets To JB
Of course it isn't! Justin Bieber doesn't have enough fans to make a line!
Obviously
Looking For A Husband
Important Point
Dealing With The Westboro Baptist Church The Only Way I Know How
It's big enough to smack a westboro upside the head too, although i would prefer an iron skillet...
Load More Replies...Bored
I just love the religious idiots with their "God hates" signs. When did God give you the right to speak for him? And doesn't God say he will be the judge, not man? Those people are one of the reasons I believe organized religion to be wrong and evil. Believe in what you believe in, but don't force your belief on others.
I fully agree. They preach that Jesus loves everyone and that he told his followers to do so. SO how do they get off saying God hates homosexuals ...where / when did Jesus say this ? They also believe that God created everything and everyone ... So therefore he must have created some people gay...why would he then hate them? I also believe that fundamental religious groups of any denomination to be very dangerous ... and very very wrong. Live and let live and do as you would be done by are very true axioms.
Load More Replies...its amazing that people who hate something so much based on a book thats been rewritten hundreds of times choose to spend their time and money protesting things that have nothing to do with them or that affect their lives.
I'll never forget when the Foo Fighters rickrolled Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas City in 2015 - LIVE, from the back of a truck, in the middle of a street and in broad daylight. It was EPIC!
Westboro Baptist Church came to the city I was living in at the time (Tulsa) to protest a gay pride picnic/parade (the first in several years). I got across from them and set up two signs - God Is Love and Fred Phelps Is a Wanker. A guy gave me the stink eye, set down his sign, and got directly across from me to wait for traffic to ease so he could cross. At that time in my life, I went to the gym religious, and I was in a muscle shirt and shorts. He got a better look at me, went back to the crowd, got a buddy, and came back to wait for traffic. I stared straight at them, smiled, and lit three torches without breaking eye contact, and began to juggle. Seeing as I was not only bigger than they were but also had "weapons," they looked at each other, said a few things, and went back to pick up their signs. I've always wondered if they meant to do me harm since they're not like that - preferring to make themselves targets instead so they can file lawsuits (a lot of them are lawyers).
Disagree with someone's stance? Fine, no problem. Hate them for it? Then you've lost my support, even if I may agree with some of your argument. Unfortunately, hate can be the squeaky wheel and appeals to some people to draw them in, possibly because they are looking for community.
I can't believe such stupid protests are made when there are bigger problems to solve.
Its relative. To a tiny mind, a small matter is a big issue.
Load More Replies...My favorite protest sign from the LA women's march. I can get behind this kid 100%! Photo by Julia Wick LAist 16143543_1...edf4d5.jpg
What are those babies are murdered here cards. I didn't get the issue
I just love the religious idiots with their "God hates" signs. When did God give you the right to speak for him? And doesn't God say he will be the judge, not man? Those people are one of the reasons I believe organized religion to be wrong and evil. Believe in what you believe in, but don't force your belief on others.
I fully agree. They preach that Jesus loves everyone and that he told his followers to do so. SO how do they get off saying God hates homosexuals ...where / when did Jesus say this ? They also believe that God created everything and everyone ... So therefore he must have created some people gay...why would he then hate them? I also believe that fundamental religious groups of any denomination to be very dangerous ... and very very wrong. Live and let live and do as you would be done by are very true axioms.
Load More Replies...its amazing that people who hate something so much based on a book thats been rewritten hundreds of times choose to spend their time and money protesting things that have nothing to do with them or that affect their lives.
I'll never forget when the Foo Fighters rickrolled Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas City in 2015 - LIVE, from the back of a truck, in the middle of a street and in broad daylight. It was EPIC!
Westboro Baptist Church came to the city I was living in at the time (Tulsa) to protest a gay pride picnic/parade (the first in several years). I got across from them and set up two signs - God Is Love and Fred Phelps Is a Wanker. A guy gave me the stink eye, set down his sign, and got directly across from me to wait for traffic to ease so he could cross. At that time in my life, I went to the gym religious, and I was in a muscle shirt and shorts. He got a better look at me, went back to the crowd, got a buddy, and came back to wait for traffic. I stared straight at them, smiled, and lit three torches without breaking eye contact, and began to juggle. Seeing as I was not only bigger than they were but also had "weapons," they looked at each other, said a few things, and went back to pick up their signs. I've always wondered if they meant to do me harm since they're not like that - preferring to make themselves targets instead so they can file lawsuits (a lot of them are lawyers).
Disagree with someone's stance? Fine, no problem. Hate them for it? Then you've lost my support, even if I may agree with some of your argument. Unfortunately, hate can be the squeaky wheel and appeals to some people to draw them in, possibly because they are looking for community.
I can't believe such stupid protests are made when there are bigger problems to solve.
Its relative. To a tiny mind, a small matter is a big issue.
Load More Replies...My favorite protest sign from the LA women's march. I can get behind this kid 100%! Photo by Julia Wick LAist 16143543_1...edf4d5.jpg
What are those babies are murdered here cards. I didn't get the issue
