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Everyone likes a good meme in this day and age. From relatable to hilarious, we all enjoy sharing and seeing legitimately funny posts online, particularly if we can immediately save and send them to our loved ones.
The “Funny Posts” Instagram page is very precisely named since it does exactly that, sharing funny posts and memes. So get comfortable, prepare to chuckle a bit as you scroll through and upvote your favorite ones. Be sure to share your own thoughts and ideas in the comments section below.
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Ozymandias73 1 year ago
I always love it when bands, amusement park characters, etc can relate to special needs children (or even adults for that matter) and cater specifically to that individual. Shows a great deal of character on their part.
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STress (I/me) 1 year ago
If I bring you the breakfast into the bed, just "thanks" is good enough. I don't like to hear things like "Who are you?" and "Whatcha doin' in my house???"
Some Weirdo 1 year ago
If you bring me breakfast in bed I don’t care who you are! The remotes on the couch and help yourself to the fridge.
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SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago
looks like he was the jail bird that tried to do the kissing lol
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Leave Me Alone 1 year ago
Honestly, ever since I was a little kid I thought it was weird that Snow White was okay with being kissed by a random stranger, especially because she's only fourteen
#3
Mad Dragon 1 year ago
Urban Legend. Minors are not allowed to donate blood. Also, if the blood needed was "a matter of life and death," the amount would far exceed what one person could safely give. I hemorrhaged after losing my son and the doc said he "recommended" a transfusion. It wasn't life-or-death and I still was given three pints.
Denise Melek 1 year ago
Also I would expect a doctor to explain the donor the side effects and that beside feeling a bit dizzy he will bei fine.
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CJK 1 year ago
Wow, people really bought into this one, huh? I figured it wasn't real when I first heard it decades ago.
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago
This guy didnt even make up his own fake story. This is taken from one of those chicken soup for the soul books.
pineapple87 1 year ago
Sure, a hospital doing surgeries doesn't have any O- blood, sounds likely.
Andrew Cowles 1 year ago
People are calling urban legend. I agree as ONE of the parents would also have to be O- anyhow. Cute story though.
Christof Irran 1 year ago
So, does this mean that twins are each other's spare parts warehouse?
The “Funny Posts” Instagram page boasts an impressive 3.2 million followers and is just one of probably hundreds of meme pages out there. There are no two ways about it, people love and absolutely crave new memes every day. A side effect of this endless drive to create more memes is the expansion of what a meme even is.
As the online magazine Built In noted, memes are now commodities, surrealism art, inside jokes, and political statements. Sometimes, a meme will fall into multiple categories at once, depending on who is looking at it. If you have ever explored more niche meme pages, you will understand what I am talking about.
#4
Paul Brown 1 year ago
Who in their right mind actually goes out to see friends face to face? Madness, I tell you!
Canis Rasor 1 year ago
Shout out to the homie who moved away but the second we see eachother we're back to our crazy s**t
Featherking 1 year ago (edited)
This is how I do it. If that isn’t possible, we can’t be friends. I’m not about to waste peoples time like that, there needs to be an understanding. Some even get hurt if you don’t stay in constant contact, and I’m certainly not prepared to hurt anyone; if you take my weird periodical hermit tendencies personally, there are better friends for you than me. I was born this way (it’s probably the autism), and that’s a me problem. If you don’t mind weird and periodically elusive however, we’re on.
S R Godwin 1 year ago
I haven't figured out how to put in a Smiley thingummy (yes I am old) just imagine one or two.
#5
Catlady6000 1 year ago
Black eye peas and hominy is actually a favorite of mine
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james stevenson 1 year ago
"he [a cow] mooed "we must fight, escape or we'll die" cows gathered around 'cause the steaks were so high. bad cow pun" - from the song Cows With Guns
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Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
Tell a dr. Better living thru chemistry. I've been doing it for the last 18 years.
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 1 year ago
Yes, but sometimes it helps to say (or write) how one is feeling. Depression gets people in different ways.
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It’s not uncommon for meme pages to have followings significantly larger than many world leaders. Memes are also quite universal, as these same world leaders might even be following and viewing them just like us. Multiple meme page admins have admitted that they really took off after various celebrities started following their pages and reposting their content.
#7
Superb Owl 1 year ago
That's called thinking ahead: "Yes kids, your mother is indeed a witch, and you don't want to make her angry. Just look at what happened to these guys."
Leon-Paul von der Heide 1 year ago
I suspect 2 things: - Either she is the real last Jedi - Or the photographer has magic powers
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
She heard an usher say "I give 'em six months," and she found their lack of faith disturbing
#8
Lee Barnes 1 year ago
Me too. I got a 37.50 YTS Payment a week and £10 went to digs, £11 to a weekly bus pass and woo hoo, I had £17 clear a week to play with ☹️
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
Mine was a reverse allowance. I had a job in high school and turned over my pay checks to my mom. (My dad had died suddenly, and the family needed the money.)
Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
25 cents, but I'm a boomer. Then mom and dad thought withholding my allowance would stop me from biting my nails. So I went out and got a job. That wasn't the worst of dear old mom and dad. Any wonder why I was relieved when they died?
Cursed Starscream 1 year ago
i get 5 bucks. takes months of saving to buy a voyager class transformer. so at least i know to save my money for important things.
EmbersAreOut 1 year ago
I got 5 dollars if i passed all my exams with above a 95. Now, i get money for food at school. That's it.
longlivethequeen554 1 year ago
I had to do chores to live there. If I wanted money, I had to get a job
This panda says ur worth it 1 year ago
I got my age in dollars every month.
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Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
Wise words indeed. Now if they would just be required to wear one of those yellow skull stickers and not pretend to be healthy vitamins until it's too late, we'd be in business.
Nosirrow 1 year ago
I cut ties with the whole family. Sure, it's lonely, especially in December, but if they don't change, I won't either.
Andy Cran 1 year ago
I done the same many years ago...the best and the .most difficult thing I ever done....it is tough at times but your own mental health is far more important 👍✊✊✊
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LovingKnuckle 1 year ago
And don’t ignore signs when meeting new people just because you want connection.
While a common “fun fact” is that Richard Dawkins coined the term “meme” in his 1976 book, “The Selfish Gene”, the more modern use of the word comes from Mike Godwin, in an article he wrote for Wired. He defined it as “an idea that functions in a mind the same way a gene or virus functions in the body. And an infectious idea (call it a "viral meme") may leap from mind to mind, much as viruses leap from body to body.”
#10
troufaki13 1 year ago
If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!
Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
If there's an ID in the wallet, you find the owner and say "Hey, I found your empty wallet."
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
Spoiler: That "currency" is really those religious pamphlets designed to look like money.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
In that case you burn the contents and find a good home for the empty wallet.
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Louisa Spoke 1 year ago
Many years ago I saw a man riding a bike and his very full wallet dropped out of his back pocket as he rode past. Tracked him down, this was before mobile phones snd found him. He didn’t t know he had lost it until he was contacted. Turned out it was the money he had saved to fly to London ant to get married. I live in Sydney Australia. You have to return it to the person who lost it. I do feel good about doing this and I hope this man is still happily married.
Bruised Panda 1 year ago
Why after reading that he was from Sydney Australia? I read the rest of the post with an Australian accent.🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
I found a wallet with a huge wad of bills in it once. I also found an ID card inside showing that it belonged to a policewoman. So I flagged down a passing cop car and gave it to them. The conversation went something like this. Me: "Hey, I found this wallet." Cop: "Okay whatever." Me: "It belongs to a police officer." Cop: "OMG THANKS!" It was so funny how he suddenly cared. XD
Joe15 1 year ago (edited)
Years ago I was driving back to work from my lunch break when a car pulled out in front of me with a wallet on the roof. Obviously the wallet fell off, I pulled over to get it but was unable to get the attention of the driver. I turned it in at the HR department where I worked. It turned out it was friend of my friends father. He was a World War II veteran who fought in the Battle of the Bulge. I met the son at a high school football game with my buddy. He was very appreciative, also a probation officer which might have been helpful to me a few years earlier LOL
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Samantha May Falkiner 1 year ago
it's mine that i lost and found with more money in it... In a week, there is no more money left
Susan BetzJitomir JD DM 1 year ago
Mail it to the address on the ID or Turn in to the police but escrow the $ in an in trust for bank account. "In trust for John Doe" or whatever the name on the ID. Police not always trustworthy. Give them the name of the bank and your contact info then give it to the owner.
#11
Your Local Weeb 1 year ago
This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”
Hannah Hudson-Lee 1 year ago
Weirdly, in the UK, being an "absolute brick" used to be a compliment. Even though it sounds like it should be an insult. It means that you are a solid friend. If you don't believe me, C.S. Lewis uses it repeatedly in The Chronicles of Narnia.
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David Leick 1 year ago
Reminds me of this classic joke: On A Rainy Day A little Native American Asks his Dad... Why is my brother named Soaring Eagle? The Chief replies, "When your brother was born the first thing I did was take him outside, and saw a eagle soaring through the air." The boy then asks, "Why is my sister named Sitting Bull?" The boys father says, "When your sister was born I brought her outside and the first thing I saw was A bull sit down in the field. Why do you ask Two Dogs F*****g?"
Jon Lee 1 year ago
Or in one of Terry Pratchett's books there is a character called One Man Bucket, as his dad saw a man throwing a bucket of water over two dogs, his twin brother was born a few minutes earlier. I can't remember the exact lines but someone says to One Man Bucket 'so your brother was called Two Dogs Fighting', 'Two Dogs Fighting, Two Dogs FIGHTING - he'd have given his right arm to be called Two Dogs Fighting.'
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Sunny Day 1 year ago
The "very briefly shown" car commercial. I don't remember the brand, so I'll improvise. Mom is driving a nice car. 10yo daughter and toddler in car seat in back. Daughter asks "why was I named Savannah?". Mom replies "your dad and I were in Savannah when you were conceived " Daughter says "oh. So why was she (points to toddler) named Regal?". (Camera follows her gaze to the dashboard, where the name Regal is displayed.) "MO-OMMM!!!". Voice over announcer mentions the big back seats in the new Buick Regal. Mom smiles a tiny bit.
Tim Douglass 1 year ago
Friend's wife gave birth in the parking lot at the produce exchange on Trent avenue. They legitimately named the kid Trent. We all thought he should have been named "Produce Exchange".
#12
David Paterson 1 year ago
I stay in the shower until my brain returns to my body. The time varies.
kath morgan 1 year ago
I have long wavy hair and washing it properly can take a while, honestly.
CryingChildKinnie 1 year ago
Play out future conversations that may or may not happen and also daydream complex animations to vocaloid songs.
Cyber Returns 1 year ago
I like to flex my fat and see if I can make it look like a six pack rather than a keg
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
If I spend 45 minutes + in the shower then I'm on my period the bath looks like a crime scene, I'm dying from cramps and I'm planning the quickest way to get underwear on without getting blood everywhere.
When we look at it like this, there is solid evidence that there were no doubt memes in the past, but the communications technology of our ancestors was, unfortunately, simply not quick enough. Add in the fact that in a pre-digital world, most people couldn’t “create” content, due to the combination of the costs, illiteracy, and lack of time, that it makes more sense that the internet was ultimately crucial for the explosion of memes.
#13
Nonna_SoF 1 year ago
Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.
Oais Wright 1 year ago
You're correct. Every winter it is about 15-16 cm shorter than in the summer
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Recent reports say it's actually a bit better than average.
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Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
Technically speaking he's right. Being a metal structure it iwll expand in heat and vice versa. But it's very minor.
#14
Kelly Scott 1 year ago (edited)
And 75 cent Quarter Pounders and 33 cent tacos from Taco Bell. Wait, my apartment was only $125 a month then. And I could put $5 of gas into my 10 gallon car tank and get back change. Minimum wage had just gone to $2 an hour and I could LIVE on it.
Sans Serif 1 year ago
In '67, I could fill the tank of my Corvair with a roll of nickles. Big Macs will come out next year and the Quarter Pounder is still six years away. But, a double cheese burger, fries & coke was only 67 cents...
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Id row 1 year ago
We'd have to go back to the mid 90's. I'd be cool with that, as long as I had my current knowledge.
stupidMonkey 1 year ago
You got it... /hands you a frozen sweet and sour chicken bowl, the keys to a storage unit and an empty 5 gallon bucket./ No bathroom in the apartment so you can fill the tank yourself.
#15
DB 1 year ago
“Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue.”
Giles McArdell 1 year ago
Can't entirely agree with this one, needs to be the right relationship, then it's better than hot chocolate sponge.
We can see a sort of internal evolution in internet memes as certain tools became more widespread. What started as text over various images evolved into meme songs, videos, and really anything else a common person could get their hands on. With smartphones comes the ability for every person to shoot, direct, and upload their own clips, so the same is just as true for memes.
#16
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
I even take 2...oh wait, birds don't really have paws, don't they?
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Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Sorry; hazel eyes, little hair, crooked nose, 2 paws, & a mixed German Shepard. Remember; opposites attract.
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Fat Penguin 1 year ago
I'm your dream, mind astray I'm your eyes while you're away I'm your pain while you repay
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Alex Ruddies 1 year ago
Well, I wanted to say something funny to lighten the mood but to be honest all I gotta say is this; parents, raise your children to be better people, friends, keep your fellows from becoming violent abusers, and most of all, everyone, it's your responsibility to make this world a safer place. Cause at the end of the day, no one is an island onto themselves. Look, I'm forty now and I'm no longer the brash young man I used to be. I'd walk people home, keep them safe from violent ex's, comfort those who have been hurt and confronted those who did harm. But we don't need a "white knight", laws don't really work as well as they should and most abusers never seem to be caught. So, I'll just make a simple request; raise the next generation to be better people. It's not just the parent's responsibility, but rather all of ours. Cause I wanna see everyone live with security and without fears what the night may bring.
thechildreninmybasement 1 year ago
tw if people keep raising their sons to be r@pists i'm raising my daughters to be murderers
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Almost sunny 1 year ago
Was thinking this looks terrifying to me as a woman/person, it's all dark and I would be constantly checking around me for murderers!
JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he) 1 year ago
NOT?? REALLY?? I?? WOULD??? WANT?? TO?? BE?? ALONE?? HERE??
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
Yep you would constantly be on guard or not alone for long enough
#18
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.
Brandy Keippala 1 year ago
My kids: "Mom, you were born in the 1900's!?!" Me: "of course not, I was born in 1977... oh. Wait..."
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
A friend of mine said something recently about the turn of the century and I had to ask them to specify which one.
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
OMG! My baby boy was born 40 years ago today! My tiny treasure! I called him today to wish him a happy birthday. He said, "ok. Thanks, Ma.That's nice. I'll talk to you again on Mother's Day. Bye."
Susan BetzJitomir JD DM 1 year ago
I have kids like that. May not even call on mother's day.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Being born in 1990, I don't really have that problem, as I'm reminded how long ago it was whenever I'm asked my age!
At this point, one can simply Google any relatively well-known meme with the word “template” and find a site that will allow you to turn your idea into reality in mere moments. As a result, memes are being produced at a scale never seen before, creating a sort of digital folklore for future anthropologists to sift through.
#19
Your Local Weeb 1 year ago
Exactly. It goes from talking about anime to my self hate and suicidal thoughts
Dumpster Fire 1 year ago
I was going to make a funny comment, but honestly, I just hope you're doing alright mate.
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Samantha G 1 year ago
Switching from war in the Middle East to my cat poop colour! I have the best friend ever!
#20
Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
That conversation better wrap up pretty quickly, with only 7% battery left.
Dainty72 1 year ago
I don't know why people like you have to correct peoples grammar? Sometimes it's people typing too fast and/or are auto corrected. Whatever the case, people should stop policing their grammar. There's a lot of bad out there, spelling mistakes aren't one of them.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
It's called thinking out loud...I'm doing it too. For some reason it all goes with the flow. I never know what I'm gonna say until I hit enter. Hard to explain...might be ADHD related lol.
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realenancy170 1 year ago
Why do you need time off to discuss your pregnancy with your boyfriend? This is something you do on your own time. I can't imagine why you would tell your boss first! A bit of oversharing! Talk to the boyfriend after work and if you need time off after decisions are made ask for personal leave. Sheesh
Charlotte 1 year ago
If this is in certain US states the “talking” may include a drive to a different state for a termination but if they explain that in the text the boss could actually be sued for “facilitating” the termination by “interested third parties” such as his or her parents (even if they are both adults) I wish I was making this up
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Azolane 1 year ago
And why is his wife reading his messages in the first place and immediately assuming things ?
AnkleByter 1 year ago
Maybe his wife was reading his messages because not everyone has to hide their phone from their spouse or expects to get really weird cryptic messages from people one line at a time like that. My other half reads my messages if I need them to, I do the same if they need me to. Of course neither of us would automatically assume anything, but there would be a wtf look on either of our faces, lmao. That's just a weird a*s message from start to finish. Who read it first doesn't make it any less odd.
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JL 1 year ago
Why does she need a few days off to discuss this with her boyfriend? Is this going to be a non-stop marathon conversation, like a filibuster?
Charlotte 1 year ago
Because the conversation may result in a drive to another state or country where termination is legal
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
My sister does this. The good thing is, she's probably the world's fastest typer/texter so it's all in a few seconds lol
Alicia M 1 year ago
I agree. Especially when the message started with "Hi Boss..." Doesn't sound personal.
Load More Replies...With the tools in the hands of the people, so to speak, netizens have really unleashed their inner creatives. As a result, more modern memes often engage with surrealist themes and contain various bits of image distortion for effect. At the same time, certain memes are so widely known that they can be simply alluded to through clever cropping and positioning.
#22
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Some of us like having both hands free, not fighting the wind, and not having to throw out something we paid good money for when the wind wins
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Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
Momma used to say "You're not made of sugar, a little rain ain't gonna melt ya. OUT!"
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
No; have common sense, but I understand that it's been dwindling since 2016.
Erik Ivan 1 year ago
Umbrellas is one of the most genoius invention in history of mankind. Far more important then electricity, fire or even the wheel.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
I use electricity, fire, and the wheel, so I'm guessing they're more important if not more ingenious
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Joshua David 1 year ago
My brother had asthma really bad when he was young and my parents just kept on chain smoking away. Tf is wrong with you ffs.
Slinkaste 1 year ago
Poor children. They are not only wet, after that they need to drive in stinky car.
Leigh 1 year ago (edited)
When i needed a food box from a pantry, I couldn't even stand in line because it seemed like I was surrounded by chain smokers. Instead of taking their cigarettes to the curb, they'd just blow smoke all over the people next to them. I'm severely asthmatic and smoke triggers an attack
Glenn Milliken 1 year ago
Wait you can't smoke with your own kids in the car but you can hot box a house
#24
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Or he's cheating on the OP and play acted this to thwart her suspicions in advance.
Imee Plateja 1 year ago
Ypur boyfriend cant recognize ypu when hes drunk? Hes right he has a girlfriend and its not you.
Momo Skarsgård 1 year ago
This story is most def recycled, I've heard this one before, one too many times.
At some point, people started to realize that in-jokes and referential humor can work in memes quite effectively. As a result, nearly every fan group, fandom, and really anything that remotely brings people together most likely has a meme page dedicated to it. More than likely, there are several, as schisms, disagreements, and a varying sense of taste take over.
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WindySwede 1 year ago
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Farah Kamal 1 year ago
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WindySwede 1 year ago
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Sans Serif 1 year ago
ASCII art, I cherish the days -- thanks for keeping it alive...
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Random Archetypes 1 year ago
A best friend asks the floor if it's alright, while laughing.
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The Mediterranean Fruit 1 year ago
🎶 If you're ever in a jam, here i am! If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S. If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail. It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship. When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot. If you're ever in a tree, phone to me. If you're ever down a well, ring my bell. If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine...borrow mine. It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship. When other friendships have been forgot. Our's will still be hot. If they ever balck your eyes, put me wise. If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. If they ever put a bullet through your brain...I'll complain. It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship. When other friendships have been forgot, our's will still be hot. 🎶
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Bollicks. You're only on the floor because you're laughing too hard at me falling over first!
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
OK. And when you have a heart attack trying to lift me, I'll call an ambulance as soon as I finish posting pics of you on Instagram.
Steve Hall 1 year ago
I'll probably fall down trying to help you up and we can both lay there laughing together.
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Dumpster Fire 1 year ago
I get an hour, but it's unpaid so really that just means I have to be at work an hour later because we're "required" to take it.
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Evgeniya Khon 1 year ago
I feel like weekends are just cleaning, laundry , deep breath, one blink and it's Monday already
longlivethequeen554 1 year ago
Why is it that your 30 min lunch feels like 2mins but everyone else's feels like 2hours?
Mary Peace 1 year ago
You know they say time flies when you're having fun...
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Your Local Weeb 1 year ago
We get 1 hour lunch time at school, and it always feels like 20 minutes
As with everything popular and good, marketing memes smell blood and are all eager to cash in on attention and trends. You have probably already noticed companies using corporate accounts to seem more approachable, like fast food chain Wendy’s Twitter account “roasting” its rivals, to the Duoling Owl being all over folks' TikTok feeds.
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David Paterson 1 year ago
"What do you look for in a woman?" "Two legs, but I'm willing to compromise on that". From the Vicar of Dibley.
Data1001 1 year ago
Yep. My oldest brother got married a couple decades ago mostly because he felt it was time to settle down, and he liked the woman well enough. After having two kids together and watching them grow up, he filed for divorce. They never seemed to be particularly in love, and there was always a niggling bit of animosity under the surface. Three people's lives turned upside down solely because he thought marriage was the right thing to do at that time.
Sara Wilson 1 year ago
Why only 3 people? HIS life was turned upside down too! I get that it was crappy, but it doesn't mean that the whole thing was easy for him either. We've all made mistakes and made changes to try and correct. I get how he can b seen as the "bad guy", but he deserves happiness too. All I can hope is that he did it in the kindest way possible to try and do as little damage as possible.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
Got married for the first time at age 36. 36 years later, still married to her.
Agent Smith 1 year ago
Best advice I can give: don't decide on anything life changing, that you can't back out of easily and cheaply, before you're 30yo. You just don't know enough about life or yourself in your 20s.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
My wife and I as well. Then we have equal amounts of free time together that we can spend on doing stuff we enjoy.
Load More Replies... Dainty72 1 year ago
Same people making the same/similar comments throughout these posts. They simply don't like strong women and equality. Not every man but a lot of men love a partner that they share everything with including the more mundane stuff.
Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
Two mom household here ✋🏽 My wife doesn’t cook, I don’t do laundry. It all evens out in the end. 😉
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Nikki Sevven 1 year ago
Gender roles are artificial constructs. If you're human, then you need to eat and should know how to cook. If you're human and dislike living in squalor, you should know how to clean.
whiterabbit 1 year ago
Do what makes you happy. I don't mind gender roles, I am female and do most of the cleaning and cooking. My BF works on our vehicles and does most of the outside maintenance, I'm happy with that.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I always feel awkward when parents come to pick up their kids from my after school care and the kids just greet them with complaints.
While it can at times be fun, these companies actually have talented marketing teams. The future of memes-as-marketing will probably look more like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, who truly believes he could make it as a comedian. So for the time being, it’s best to appreciate hilarious memes for what they are.
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Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
It's not even memory *loss*, per se. Being under stress (such as from anxiety and depression) can keep your brain from even *forming* memories correctly.
MichelleDonut 1 year ago
Title of article is "amusing memes." This is neither. Although I agree, it is very true, I have serious memory loss from long-term depression.
David Paterson 1 year ago
I got tested for Alzheimer's recently. Nope, just depression and anxiety. Easily fixed.
somnomania 1 year ago
you say that, but i've been on meds for decades and wouldn't call my depression "fixed". of course, i have that on top of adhd and severe brain fog from chronic pain and fatigue (also not easily fixable).
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Swinger Panda 1 year ago
Because it affects everyone differently. Because it affects the formation of new memories and your working memory, not your long term memory.
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Cold Eagle 1 year ago
Wait it does? This may explain what I've been trying to say for over a decade now. And to clarify i am being serious and asking
Swinger Panda 1 year ago
Absolutely it does! Depression and anxiety affect so much more than just your mood; it's mental, physical, and emotional. Also, changing meds, adding meds, and weaning off meds all affect your short term memory.
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Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
Did. Turned out to be a serial killer. Needless to say, I don't always trust my gut these days.
XenoMurph 1 year ago
Is your nickname MID? (I'm hoping the serial killer comment was just a joke, or this seems crass)
Load More Replies... EmbersAreOut 1 year ago
Oh yeah! It was on halloween, and we both had pretty nerdy costumes. Our mutual friend who introduced us ended up kinda third wheeling the conversation lol. (we are just friends tho loll, im borderline aro and ace.
J22 Nol213 1 year ago (edited)
My son married her. She is now my best friend!! I am blessed ❤️
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Spocks's Mom 1 year ago
Get out of my head! That is exactly where my mind went.
Load More Replies... Shark Lady 1 year ago
Poor husky, you aren't supposed to shave them like this unless they are covered in mats.
Dainty72 1 year ago
Might have been to be fair. It looks so wrong on every level that I can't imagine this was done without owners consent.
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Ann M Clinkscales 1 year ago
Noooooo...their fur will never be the same!! It's supposed to be washed and dried, not shaved!!
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troufaki13 1 year ago
Oh we do! But it smells like strawberries and rainbows! 😆
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MamaPumpkin 1 year ago
Being able to talk about farts is such a green flag in a relationship :D
Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Nice of her to warn you. Do you do the same for her after eating spicy food?
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Dragon mama 1 year ago
Necessary context, character backstory and vocabulary or history lesson
The Sassy Wife 1 year ago
This is what my husband says. Every story in between the main story is a side quest. So now I'm so immersed in the 12 side quests that when he stops and says "what was I originally saying?", I have no idea and according to him I wasn't paying attention. Then we sit in silence for 10 minutes trying to remember the original story and the process starts all over again.
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Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
Ugh. My husband will say "so to make a long story short" and I'll say "too late". After 40+ years, this is still how it goes. Must be love.
Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
Fine in the car, not so much in conversation.
Load More Replies... Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
I got good at tuning people out because of my father. At one point he was actually reading the newspaper (yes I'm that old) over my shoulder!
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MygrandsonscallmeNia 1 year ago
The joys of ADHD!! When talking to someone, if I remember something that's connected to the story, I just blurt it out... I warn people I first meet, I'm sorry if I'm rude during a conversation. I just can't help it, it just blurts out
Eunice Robertson 1 year ago
OMW This is my adult son. Trying to watch a movie with him is painful. He keeps pausing to either explain something in the movie or just something that struck him just then.
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MrPractical 1 year ago
That's Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, a very funny movie-centric YouTube channel. They've had a whole saga about that photo.
Spocks's Mom 1 year ago (edited)
My husband knows this picture very well. I asked him if he's seen it and I just got a comprehensive history lesson on it that includes Julia Roberts and Ellen DeGeneres.
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Laura Mortensen 1 year ago
I have learned I shouldn't turn off the alarm until I'm out of bed.
MygrandsonscallmeNia 1 year ago
I get up early for work, while drinking my coffee, I surf the Internet. Bored panda, graveyard shift, ranker, weird history, three trivia games, etc .. I get so caught up, I end up rushing to get ready.
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TheNewJenBrady 1 year ago
And this photo was from quite a few years ago. Her baby is probably a preteen by now...now I need to go Google it
TheNewJenBrady 1 year ago (edited)
Okay so the above photo is from 2015 and the baby she is holding was not her baby, but actually the new Teletubbies baby sun at that time? The original baby sun girl is now 27 and is pregnant with her first child currently. Did all that make sense? It's 2:30 am here and I really need to sleep
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Birgit Sommer 1 year ago (edited)
Or both...twice over. He's got 2 cats, I got 2 dogs, all like each other, thank goodness lol.
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Nope, pet is mine, if we break up I want custody. Not sharing!
Momo Skarsgård 1 year ago
On some real shet, lately this is EXACTLY how I've been thinking. That's how I'm going to go about relationships from now on. Lol
Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
He was OK with cats, but it took 20 years to convince him dogs are wonderful too. Now he's in love with any animal I bring home.
The Sassy Wife 1 year ago
Or whether or not the other person just accepts it when they walk in the door and a new furry roommate greets them.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
When it comes to under pressure, I'm not so good. But I'm fine singing bohemian rhapsody.
Charlotte 1 year ago
Asked in interview how I performed under pressure. Replied that I normally take the Bowie parts. No reaction I am apparently to old
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Greg Baughman 1 year ago
My mom would have grabbed a huge trash bag and headed for my room....
James Howell 1 year ago
ANd then I picked up my mouth in the basement living room and started cleaning the mess all the way back to my bedroom.....
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago (edited)
I would be cleaning the entire house for a month after that, with a toothbrush, a toothpick and a precision watercolor paintbrush!
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I replied with 'I am happy with it, you aren't stay out and there is no problem.' I then barricaded the door, she broke everything and made me clean it up.
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starkey [he/him] 1 year ago
spell y'all right, y'all. apostrophe AFTER THE Y not the A .... you + all.... equals Y+ALL. Y'ALL
PandaPops 1 year ago
Yes. The apostrophe goes where the missing letter is
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MichelleDonut 1 year ago
I've never heard "of" in it. It's just "all y'all."
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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago
Well the next logical step is, You all eat -> Y'AEET
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Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
Point it out to your professor and watch him squirm as he tries to explain it away
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
Cat must have run over the keyboard again, damn!
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Aren't teachers allowed to like porn? Or do you think they can like porn but only if it's "Busty girl with no connection to a college" porn?
Load More Replies... JL 1 year ago (edited)
I'm sure it's just an inspiring story about a college girl from Busti, NY written by a bad speller...
S. E. in Indiana 1 year ago
He is researching for when he opens a practice for breast reduction surgery.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
No, Frida, Sa, Sun. Saturday is definitely shorter.
Load More Replies... della by the sea 1 year ago
Really, we should just change the word Sunday to pre-Monday cause I’m really just week prepping with laundry and grocery shopping
General Stukov 1 year ago
Being a weekend nights security guard makes this very good for my work life balance
30ninjazinmybag 1 year ago
This comment section is going mad with all the women haters who have probably never touch one except his momma. Even she pushed him from her special place as fast as possible. Poor parents should be ashamed these people exist when they should have been spurted into a tissue.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I spend all day Sunday crying at the fact I have to go to sleep early. Monday is looking in through the window smiling real big 😁
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Louise Clarke 1 year ago
For most things I tell my mom, for things my mom doesn't want to hear I tell my best friend CJ
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Then they say "Sorry, time's up for this week. BTW you forgot to pay last week"
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
I know I can tell my best friends anything but the likelihood of me actually opening up about anything to anyone is basically 0 so I probably won't. Even a psychiatrist or therapist and I just sit in silence and refuse to speak for an hour.
Local Idiot 1 year ago
Well my brother isn’t even listening to half the stuff I say so who’s he gonna tell?
Mustafa Kiziroğlu 1 year ago
You may read them on fûcking social media, then that's not a friend.
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D Gibson 1 year ago
Christmas is 9 days away. I still have all of my summer clothes in rotation in case it gets hot again. (We just had Labor Day, I remember it like yesterday). My brother came to visit me it feels like it was two weeks ago. He was here in July and I haven't been in touch with him since. It feels like he just went home & I don't want to bug him. Tempus fugit af.
Maggie Mae 1 year ago
November did 120 in an 80 Zone & now we are in Almost Mid December Already!!
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Emma 1 year ago
People can also report comments that are problematic. Just click the 3 dots to the right of the comment.
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Szzone 1 year ago (edited)
Yesh okay but my fellow guys. You can be once in a lifetime guys for someone too. Y'all need to be cherished too. It's kind of silently f****d up how often we, men, feel like we have to unconditionally cherish the women in our lives and feel like we have to earn her attention. The first time I realized how much I do this, I was 31, and I was only able to because of years of self-improvement in therapy. And I still often feel like that. We are kind of unpacking that with my girlfriend, and when I feel cherished, sometimes I just start crying in her arms.
Sara Wilson 1 year ago
Same with guys. The problem, is that most of us aren't happy with what we have. Social Media, especially, has taught us that what we have isn't good enough, unless everyone else wants it
Anya Beboop 1 year ago (edited)
Holy heck what is going on down there. I did meet a gal like this. I screwed up but I apologized and now we are amiable again. She has an adorable son and I am super happy for her despite my mistake back then.
Ivana Bašić 1 year ago
Or she will realise her own value and walk away even without a third person interfering. We don't always go for somebody else.
Dainty72 1 year ago
Men being afraid of a woman's confidence, elegance and intelligence! For those who have their comments hidden.
Steve Hall 1 year ago
Some people are "once in a lifetime" because once you get away from them you never want to go back.
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Corvus 1 year ago
Is this a vaccine scar? I have one on my left shoulder from elementary school (they actually gave us shots right there, on the premises).
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Yep, BCG vaccine for tuberculosis. It’s common in the UK to have it administered in school in about year 7 or 8 (aka year 2 of secondary school back in the old days!).
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sharyn turnicky 1 year ago
Looks like a Small Pox vaccine scar and is preferable to actually having the disease
Kelly Scott 1 year ago (edited)
Smallpox shot. You won't see scars like this on younger people anymore because they discontinued the smallpox vaccination.
Minh Chau Do 1 year ago
My daughter was born in 2012, she still has one near the shoulder. (Vietnam by the way)
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Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 1 year ago
My mom got that vaccine when she used to live in the soviet union!
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Paddling Panda 1 year ago
But sometimes shutting down is safer because the words in the argument can never be taken back. And they cut deep and permanently into my soul. That was my experience with my parents. The s**t they've said to me over the decades? I wouldn't even say that to someone I didn't like. Anyways. That's my two cents'.
CrazyKnitter 1 year ago
Also, sometimes in the moment you can have trouble with understanding what you are feeling and can't think of any solutions or ways to make things better. A cooling off period can be very helpful.
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Charlie the Cat 1 year ago (edited)
Sometimes, if you haven't got anything nice to say it's better to say nothing at all.
Amy Dunaway 1 year ago
That's one of my abilities. To know exactly what will hurt you the most in an argument. I told every partner I've had this. It is why I will shut down before I say something I will regret.
BrownTabby 1 year ago
In my experience, if you’re regularly encountering this problem, it’s because you behave like a toddler when people do communicate with you.
Susan Reid Smith 1 year ago
There are times that I need a time out of 48 hours to calm down. Please give me that time.
Jonathan English 1 year ago
Shutting down is great for the soul. little rest, bit of time and eventually you can restart. Things can be said in an argument that can't be unsaid
Just me, myself, and I 1 year ago
Somehow I remember every nasty comment shouted at me by my mom but have trouble remembering her kind actions. Were there any?
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Because you are trying to make it perfect, smoothing it down etc, where as messy buns are not trying to be anything other than useful
Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago
It's like when a tab wont load, so you close out of it and the MOMENT you press the x button the tab finishes loading -_-
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
Sometimes I do all the styling and lay in bed for an hour rolling around before going out lol.
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Kelly Scott 1 year ago
At the 7-11 I worked at, we only had room for half a shelf of bread, delivered on Friday. Every weekend in summer we'd get bought out in an hour because people wanted to feed the bread to the ducks in the park across the street. So we got 50 pound bags of cracked corn, separated it into a couple cups each in small paper bags and sold the bags for like $2 a bag. The ducks ate healthy food, we didn't run out of bread, and the store made money. So what did corporate do when they found out? Told us we couldn't do this any longer. So the ducks ate bread again and we had to listen to people complain because we were out of bread all week. Talk about your birdbrained corporations. Southland Corp, that's you.
why hello there 1 year ago
don't insult the birds, they've got bigger brans than that corporation -_-
Load More Replies... Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
This should go viral. As a retired wildlife rehabilitor I have been preaching this for decades, but people always look at me as if I'm a flat earther.
Arthur Waite 1 year ago
Sign says 'corn'. Would popcorn be alright? It's cheap and easy to work with. Just planning ahead.
XenoMurph 1 year ago
You can use popcorn, but remove it just before the duck goes in the oven. Or it makes terrible mess.
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Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Then why do the dumb asses eat it more than once & not tell the rest of the herd? Misery loves company I guess.
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Nope. You're info's 100% false: https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/things-to-do/canal-and-river-wildlife/keeping-our-ducks-healthy/why-is-bread-bad-for-ducks
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David Paterson 1 year ago
Or that we dropped the kid down the dumb-waiter to try to unjam it and now they're both stuck.
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Older sister too. If you’re a middle child, you’re screwed.
Paddling Panda 1 year ago
On SO many levels, am I right? Hugs to you, Mike Soster
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Stevie S 1 year ago
I hates that smug little shite, along with tweety pie, road runner and yankee doodle pidgeon.
Nat of Clan P 1 year ago
Yup - always rooted for Tom and desperately wanted the Coyote to eat the Roadrunner.
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Mark 1 year ago
I looked it up and TIL that HALO jumping is a real thing, it's orbital skydiving, and costs around 2000 to 6000 dollars
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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago
Some random sketchy website on page 193 of Google search results: "just a cough", cancer, and 3 hours to live
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Alexandru Bucur 1 year ago
The funny thing is sometimes Google gets it right. At the moment I do have cancer (specifically non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, and I'm starting my second round of chemo tomorrow), and this weekend I had severe bone pain due to a leukocyte growth factor injection after my leukocyte levels fell too low due to the first round of chemo. The doctors told me to try standard pain medication to mitigate it and it did bupkis, but I googled the issue and Dr. Google suggested I try allergy medication instead, specifically Claritine (loratadine) - and guess what, it worked!
Robert Mandeville 1 year ago
One phrase I've found most useful with my doctor: "Dr. Google says I have , but you're smarter than Dr. Google." Sometimes I learn something useful, sometimes it even improves y care, but my doctor is never offended.
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
Yeah, well, how long is this ‘just a cough’ supposed to last? Because I’m on week 5. :(
Kangaroo Ratz 1 year ago
oh no thats horrible D: get better soon! (and also maybe visit a doctor, that sounds serious)
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Surenu 1 year ago
Friends are family you can choose. Often much better than the one assigned to you.
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Mike Rodrick 1 year ago
Why would I say back? I'd certainly come up with something better than that.
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FatKidShakeDown 1 year ago
Nah, baby, you're capable of putting the pieces back together yourself. It doesn't take a partner.
Birgit Sommer 1 year ago
Yep, cuz if someone else puts your pieces together, it's not you. It has his/her filter on it and it starts all over after the peace-thrill is over.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
My ex found me in pieces then kept on hitting me with the hammer lol
Tuna Beach 1 year ago
Not a good philosophy. Gather your pieces before you bring someone into it.
XenoMurph 1 year ago
Yep. If your happiness/mental health depends on one person, that's not fair or sustainable.
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Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 1 year ago
this basically means that girl's start falling for a guy really fast, and the guy doesn't care until the girl is not interested anymore. At least, that's how i understood it.
Load More Replies... Nosirrow 1 year ago
My father treated my mother horribly, to the point I thought I would have to organise her funeral alone. Then, after her death he magically became a grieving widower. He visits her grave weekly and tells me he got mother flowers. What the f.
Lynette Vella 1 year ago
Amen. It doesn't matter how many times I told my ex-husband, and am telling my present husband, how much what they say or do hurts my feelings and even makes me love them less, they keep it up - then, when I finally left my first husband, he dropped to his knees and begged me not to leave him. How pathetic.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
There's no solution, I'm afraid. Your x is not coming back. Don't ask y.
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Stary_cat 1 year ago
Honestly Dewey just went through everything, as the youngest he had no choice
Alex Martin 1 year ago
He held his own. Little dude was a subtle diabolical genius.
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Unstable_Artist 1 year ago
Also to guys who feel like they need to bottle up their feelings in order to be “manly” going through hard times isn’t specific to one gender
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Like everybody else, when an incel writes his autobiography, he has to start somewhere.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
My girl friend in college thought being tall was unfeminine. (She started dated me because I was 6'4" and made her look shorter.) She claimed to be 5'8 but would admit to 5'10. Looking at a picture of her standing next to me when she was in flat heels, you can see that she was easily six feet tall. Apparently she got over that eventually. She ended up marrying a shrimp of a guy who she towers over.
Unstable_Artist 1 year ago
Maybe guys lie about their height because girls won’t look their way if they aren’t 6’19”
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I once dated a woman whose intentions were pure. Pure evil, it turned out.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Nah I'd rather someone to cuddle me cause I can be sad/mad while laughing. It doesn't help.
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Mocha the Lion 1 year ago
i need someone to call me their love and hold me and i think im touch starved
Lynette Vella 1 year ago
My husband is Australian. I know "Luv" is a generic form of address, but I still love it when he says it to me. "Hello, luv."
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Dav Carro-Ripalda 1 year ago (edited)
Every two years go for a week? That is far too long to wait. Every year you should go away on holidays at least for a week. 15 days is the recommended dose
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago (edited)
I think it's sweet ... Kinda like a promise to stay in love forever
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Keira Pendragon 1 year ago
My choices are 20 minutes early or 20 minutes late. There is no in between, I could leave 1 minute later than when I arrived 20 minutes early, I will be 20 minutes late. idek how this happens. I err on the side of being 20 minutes early. Gives me time to settle in.
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David Paterson 1 year ago
It's also a beautiful thing when you tell a stranger some things you've never said out loud before, while your significant other watches on.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
After enduring an abusive ex, I'm glad my best friends found someone much better!
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Unstable_Artist 1 year ago
This is me waving to the guy across the street who’s just trying to call a taxi
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Dav Carro-Ripalda 1 year ago
Ooohhhh... One of my kind. But our form of love, even if pure as spring water, will lead to disaster, as no one can stand annoyance for too long. We will end up alone or murdered.
Lynette Vella 1 year ago
I don't know who wrote this or believes this, but it's sh!t to treat others like that.
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Nosirrow 1 year ago
Be the adult you needed when you were a child. I'm a much better teacher than all of mine combined.
Lene 1 year ago
Yes! I just talked with my bf today about how I am doing my very best to be the mom for my kids, that I needed myself when I was a kid. And he told me that I'm a good mom (even though I sometimes get mad and yell at our kids). ☺️
Load More Replies... Mocha the Lion 1 year ago
i got lots of love from my parents, yet my love language is still physical touch, i think its just what you want. not what you wernt given
Lynette Vella 1 year ago
Whoa! That just knocked me up-side the head! Quality time and affection are tied for first place for me. Mind-blown.
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Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago (edited)
Unless i'm interpreting this incorrectly, that's an incredibly rude to say to someone, especially your s/o...
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deejak 1 year ago
Nah, uses more water, having to wash them several times a day. When there are several pieces, you can wash them all at once (i do 2-3 spoons or forks at a time).
Joshua 1 year ago
This person doesn't strike me as the kind of person who is using utensils multiple times a day. At least I don't. Breakfast/lunch are usually utensil free.
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giku T 1 year ago
what i am getting from the last sentence: you are a narcissistic control freak .your wife could be chained in the basement for all we know.
BarBeeGirl 1 year ago
My husband could have written this. We just celebrated our 39th wedding anniversary
digitalin 1 year ago
It's concerning that some people will read this and think that they're failing because they haven't found someone this fast. Everyone is different, and for a lot of people, it would have been a HUGE mistake to marry anyone we knew at 22. That's not success; that's just one guy's story.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
The people who told him he was too "young" really meant something else.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Where do you purchase the arms? Seriously though, I'm not a big hugger, so this wouldn't really apply.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I am the main character in my life story. Although the dressing room I've been assigned fails to reflect that.
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Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 1 year ago
Society, unfortuantely. Let's normalize dressing like medieval peasants!!
Unstable_Artist 1 year ago
I’m only wearing medieval clothing if I get to have a sword on my person, and thats still not a societal norm yet, so I’m not wearing them
Dav Carro-Ripalda 1 year ago
Gosh, I love XVII century, adventurer clothing. Like embarking on a ship, and then, due to a great storm be stranded on a desert island, spending there 7 years with Friday, and be found, barely remembering how to speak...
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I get public ridicule for a hat. What world do I have to move to where I can dress how I like rather than camouflage?
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David Paterson 1 year ago
When shopping and crossing items off a shopping list, it's got to be 3, 4 or 5.
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Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
That looks like the selection of pens that have been hanging out in the drawer for ages. So the answer is the pen that hasn't dried out yet and still writes...
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The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 1 year ago
Me neither. I think most of the ones about love are awful.
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Kangaroo Ratz 1 year ago
You do realize that women's PMS is actually caused by a little chemical called testosterone? Which men have full time?
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I dated a woman in college who dumped me after three years. She continued to write me letters for the next eighteen (which I never answered), despite her having a husband and three children. No, obsession is not the way to go.
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Jacob Shepherd 1 year ago
I dont like when random words are bolded because I always try to read them like a secret message and it is almost never a secret message
PattonPawter 1 year ago
You stop loving. Once you love someone you love you. Someone love you ever you.
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Nah, unloving someone else is easy once you truly start loving yourself.
Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
This simply isn’t true. Let someone you truly once loved grow into someone that would treat your kids wrong. You might be able to tolerate their narcissism or even “see the best in them” so that you don’t even really notice it until your child becomes a victim of it. You will have zero love left for that person.
Dav Carro-Ripalda 1 year ago (edited)
Not true. You can un-love the loved one. It depends on sooooooo many factors...
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myvloggun [[ he/him ]] 1 year ago
this isnt how it works, yall. as someone in a polyamorous relationship, COMMUNICATION IS KEY IN ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
This is a good thing. If they had married other people, there'd be four humans living miserable lives instead of two.
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
My best friend and I have fought 3 times in the last few years and she just forgives me as if nothing bad happened. In my previous friendships, one bad fight meant breakup
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I'm quite aware of my flaws, thank you. I don't need them spelled out in pantomime.
My O My 1 year ago
Don't worry, there isn't such thing as pantomime. They make noises. Quite alot of noises
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alchemilla vulgaris 1 year ago
resend that, add a middle finger, and dump their sorry backside. NOBODY calls me b***h and stays unpunished
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago (edited)
Aah, public ridicule. Because punches leave visible marks. Banter is fine, but this can be weaponised!
Dav Carro-Ripalda 1 year ago
Depends if you are late for a BBQ with lots of friends or you are missing a plane for your holidays. I will surely weaponise over the second scenario
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Moosy Girl 1 year ago
I think we can make a tally of which pandas are in happy relationships/happy singles and which aren’t from the comments in this list. >.>
devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Seems like 90 % of these were about (mostly romantic) relationships and/or kids... I was hoping for much more diversity of these so-called memes. Fail article.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
The first few are very good, but halfway through it becomes a relatioship advice article - might wanna separate them into another article BP?
Gandalf the Pink 1 year ago
A lot of these just seem like toxic relationship traits. "haha girlfriend jealous and emotional roller coaster", "haha boyfriend dumb and emotionally unavailable" sounds like a nightmare from both ends.
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 1 year ago (edited)
Well, that was painful... The ones about "love" aren't even memes, they are just really terrible, phony, clingy messages that should never be made public... -___-
Petra 1 year ago
Eric, if you don't like it that's okay. Just move on. There's no reason to leave a rude comment. If your purpose in leaving this comment was to let BP know that this article wasn't very good, you can do so in a respectful way. You could comment something like, "BP, this article wasn't the best, IMO. I found the OP posts to be ____ because they ____ . Maybe next time you could choose OP posts that are ____ instead?" Something like that provides useful constructive feedback, rather than just being insulting.
Load More Replies... Moosy Girl 1 year ago
I think we can make a tally of which pandas are in happy relationships/happy singles and which aren’t from the comments in this list. >.>
devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Seems like 90 % of these were about (mostly romantic) relationships and/or kids... I was hoping for much more diversity of these so-called memes. Fail article.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
The first few are very good, but halfway through it becomes a relatioship advice article - might wanna separate them into another article BP?
Gandalf the Pink 1 year ago
A lot of these just seem like toxic relationship traits. "haha girlfriend jealous and emotional roller coaster", "haha boyfriend dumb and emotionally unavailable" sounds like a nightmare from both ends.
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 1 year ago (edited)
Well, that was painful... The ones about "love" aren't even memes, they are just really terrible, phony, clingy messages that should never be made public... -___-
Petra 1 year ago
Eric, if you don't like it that's okay. Just move on. There's no reason to leave a rude comment. If your purpose in leaving this comment was to let BP know that this article wasn't very good, you can do so in a respectful way. You could comment something like, "BP, this article wasn't the best, IMO. I found the OP posts to be ____ because they ____ . Maybe next time you could choose OP posts that are ____ instead?" Something like that provides useful constructive feedback, rather than just being insulting.
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