The English language is known for its richness and inventiveness. Well, I’m not impressed. Where’s the term for 'a person who annoyingly laughs at non-funny things,’ ‘someone who's always butt dialing you,’ or ’something that comes back to bite you in the a***’? I’ve solved that pressing problem. You're welcome. If you like punny portmanteaus, there's plenty more where these came from! If you don’t mind the odd sex joke. If that sounds like you, go to my Instagram. I also take requests!
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Read + Repeat
Bored Panda reached out to the Cunning Linguist with some questions.
What’s your main motivation to keep creating new words?
"Enjoyment. I’m a logophile. I love words, especially creating new ones. It’s a bit like solving a problem and I relish the challenge. I started doing it four years ago with punny, made-up collective nouns (you can check out that project here). Right about the same time, I discovered that I was also really good at translating wordplay, which is quite hard. I’m going to continue no matter what but, as with the collective noun project, I do have plans to have these illustrated and turned into physical objects, such as prints, mugs, etc., and eventually, a book—that is the ultimate goal."
Pun + Pandemic
It's just remarkably pandepic! Let's have a covideoparty, drink quarantini's, or cases of Corona. Who am I kidding though, we're in quarantine, it's all inside jokes - so bad they all flu over your heads. Anyway, I'm hungry, I'll have myself some Mac'n'Sneeze.
Thanks! Astérix is probably the most pun-laden thing ever!
Load More Replies...That describes my life quite well, much to the dismay of my friends. I just ask not to be pun-ished for it.
Crap + Apple
I hate those apples! They fool you with their beautiful appearance but are yucky inside!
Awesome. Let's make it a thing! 😁
Load More Replies...You lost me. Can you please explain?
Load More Replies...I suppose. Although I think 'mealy' is closer to what I mean.
Load More Replies...How long does it take to come up with a good pun?
"That depends. Sometimes, it starts with simply noticing similar-sounding words, in which case arriving at the pun is fairly immediate and it's basically a question of working on a definition that works. If, on the other hand, I start with a concept, then it's much harder and it could take a fair share of exploration and trial and error (I usually test the ones I’m iffy about with a few friends and fans) to get to a certain standard of quality. So, anywhere from a flash of inspiration up to maybe a couple of hours for the more challenging ones."
Mourning + Morning Breath
You say that, but I’ve JUST met someone with a bad case of mourning breath.
Load More Replies...I could never understand how they didn't smell themselves and try to fix it
Resting Bitch Face > Resting Stitch Face
Thanks! You may also like this one, then: Buttox-43-...d57195.jpg
Haha, yes. I’m limited by stock photography, but I think it worked beautifully!
Load More Replies...Why do people want to look plastic? It's awful! Look at Meg Ryan, that's your future!
""What would you rather be: 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28 year-old lizard?"
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How do you come up with the ideas in general, or are they just random?
"I’m always on the lookout for either ideas or words with potential and I note them all down for later examination. If it’s words or expressions, then it’ll be something inherently funny like, for instance, ‘resting b**ch face’. Off the bat, that’s a funny phrase. And you can tell it has some wordplay potential: ‘bitch’ rhymes with ditch, itch, glitch, hitch, kitsch, niche (in US English), pitch, snitch, witch… Then I go through all the possible options until I settle on the funniest.
If I’m starting with a concept, the exploration stage is similar but also based on semantic fields besides phonetic similarity and it’s either a request from a fan, a pet hate of mine or little things that are, if not universal, shared experiences. I find these to be the most rewarding to come up with, because of their reliability."
Babble + Bubble Butt
Babble butt is an existing word in my part of the Netherlands and it means a person who won't shut up. It is even the literal translation of babble but. Kletskont. Kletsen = to babble Kont = Butt.
Robin Hood > Robbin' The Hood
Nah, just the ones who really go out of their way to do it.
Load More Replies...You say Robin Hood + Robbin' the Hood, but it's just the Robbin' the Hood part.
Robin Hood is present in the sense that it's the basis of the pun. It's a 'reverse Robin Hood'.
Load More Replies...Because it's a pun based on a character, I think it works better if it's also an individual. But to be honest, I was already thinking of changing it to 'A politician', so you were on to something.
Load More Replies...How about the ones who rob the hard-working people to give to lazy people?
Hum! Maybe something that would encompass that, like 'throwing money into a problem'…
Load More Replies...How do people mostly react to your work?
"I don’t think most people care that much for puns (unless you’re British or Irish, in which case I have the opposite impression), but among the ones that do and have found me on Instagram, there are always a few enthusiastic fans who show their appreciation, which always encourages and cheers me up. And of course, my more risqué entries (go to my Instagram account if you want to see some of those), be it blue humour or anything that even references anything potentially controversial, are definitely not appreciated by some; sometimes I’m not even making fun of the subject matter or endorsing the use of the language in question, I’m just having fun with words, but still, some people will take issue with it. I suppose that comes with the territory in these PC times. For me, it’s all about context. I’d say that if someone’s offended by a silly pun, that’s more a reflection of that person’s self-centredness and dualistic worldview rather than the creator’s character or opinions."
Mis + Text
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Load More Replies...I'll try to think of something!
Load More Replies...OK, I see I wasn't the first person to come up with it. Thanks for pointing it out. Still, it must only be in slang or neologism dictionaries, since I didn't find it in any of these: Oxford, Collins, Cambridge, McMillan, Longman, Merriam-Webster, The Free Dictionary.
Load More Replies...Selfie + Self-Esteem
Do you ever feel burned out by what you do, or is it more like a hobby?
"Not at all. This is actually what I do for fun so that I don’t feel burned out by my actual job! I feel like I could go on forever. Posting only once a week is due to lack of time, not lack of ideas. If only I could do this full-time, I’d be a happy man!"
What part of the whole creative process (from creating the word itself, the description, and even choosing the picture) do you enjoy the most?
"Creating the word itself, since that’s the most creative and engaging part. The rest, especially finding and editing the image, is mostly a chore. I’m limited to stock photography and it takes me a lot of time to find a good photo, and then quite a bit of editing too. That part is not as fun, but it absolutely makes the whole thing come alive and arouse more interest."
Boomerang + Fang
What inspired you to start an Instagram account for your puns?
"With any creative endeavour, it feels kind of pointless if it’s not shared with an audience. The joy I get from it is part from the creative process, part from the appreciation I get from fellow wordplay enthusiasts. And I don't get just appreciation, but also constructive criticism and inspiration.
Of course, the goal is to keep growing that audience, therefore Instagram seemed like the natural choice so that I can eventually turn these into the aforementioned physical objects I plan to create and sell."
Frau + Frown
Tiger Mum > Ostrich Mum
Go for it! That's my dream, that one of these gets adopted into the mainstream 😁
Load More Replies...What's it called when a mother sticks her head in the sand avoiding the pain her child is in
Tiger mum? Munchausen syndromme by proxy? Average parenting? There are many shades to it, I’d say.
Load More Replies...Maybe I'm missing something. Walk me through it.
Load More Replies...Guffaw + Fool
I think it’s Mother and Father In Law, but I’m not sure.
Load More Replies...You made me search her on YouTube and oh, wow, I wasn't aware that Afghanistan was so damn funny. Yup, definitely a guffool.
Load More Replies...Astronomic + Comic Con
In a literal sense, yes. But you’re missing the point. ‘Astronomic’ also means ‘big’ in a figurative sense and Astrology claims to be based on the planets.
Load More Replies...You don't say… did you read the other comments?
Load More Replies...Well, unlike the supposed influence of the Moon or bloody Neptune on my personality, I do believe in vitamins and creams, to some extent… 😂
Load More Replies...Word + Orgasm
Or how about when you finally remember the word that's been on the tip of your tongue!
Ooh, not quite orgasmic, but thanks for the inspiration! I'll try to come up with something.
Load More Replies...Vocabulary + Brewery
Haha, touché! I'm actually abstemious, though.
Load More Replies...Bugger + Juggler
You’re right, it was badly phrased. I meant ‘Someone who bugs drivers at stop lights by asking for money for their juggling’
Load More Replies...Hahaha, I know! That was the original idea: a burglar who buggers you, butthenI thought, ‘too dark, not relatable’.
Load More Replies...Butt + Gut Feeling
Not to be confused: Arssault, the burning you get when you do a really spicy sh*t.
Hahaha, good one! I may just use it. If you give me your IG handle, I'll credit you.
Load More Replies...When you hear that old song they used to play?
Load More Replies...Hum… I think the clenching comes after that funny feeling!
Load More Replies...Man + Marsupial
Battle Of Thermopylae + Pillow
Gapillowpi: When you combat the chance of Thermopillow with a very long book.
I did this just two nights ago. Started reading at 730ish and read TWO books before i could fall asleep. (Im a speed reader)
Load More Replies...Or so you think. Google it.
Load More Replies...Pod + Pothead
Hollow + Hologram
me too , not one photo , not sure why i even opened an account
Load More Replies...You either know me, or you don't. Either way, please enjoy these photos!
Haha- I have a hollow gram. I'm not allowed to post, it's how I communicate w/ my bf
'Not allowed'!?? By whom?
Load More Replies...Venal + Venereal Disease
Assess + A Cesspool
public school's always been about indoctrination, to some degree. but now that's really fallen by the wayside because of the federal funding tied to test scores. you have to have those kids pass those tests, whether they can think critically or not, do basic research or not, see and understand the flow of history for different cultures, have any true understanding of an accurate history of their own state, let alone their own country, read and read with comprehension anything more complicated than traditional third grade level, let's not even start on the harder sciences...art? music? it just goes on and on. they're trained to pass the tests to keep the money wheel chugging along, and if they happen to dumb the large majority of us down along the way, well.....you have to break eggs to make an omelette..
That about sums it up.
Load More Replies...no that's jehovah's witnesses you got it wr- [Vanished.]
Load More Replies...Co-Work + Coven + Oven
Well, the oven is a reference to the witch in Hansel and Gretel, who literally ate children. That sounds pretty evil to me. 😂
Load More Replies...Did I wonder into a Harry Potter novel or something? Have you people lost your goddamn minds? And I thought the Astrology lot was crazy… 😂
Read Sir Terry Pratchett’s satirical “Discworld” novels, or just the Tiffany Aching series in particular. That will set the record straight about witches, and you’ll have a lot of fun in the process.
Load More Replies...Fabricator + Lubricator
Cannabis + Cannibalism
keep them away from pot , or just dont smoke it with them , not the kind of munchies i want to be involved in , in anyway
You mean Channibals?
Load More Replies...I don't think so. I believe you're thinking of 'cann-i-balism'. It's frequently misspelled as 'cannabalism', though.
Load More Replies...Did you know some people are immune to pot? Tried some in an effort to find pain relief from 24/7 headaches. Absolutely NOTHING! No pain relief, no "fun", nothing. Still got the headache, all day, every day, lots o' fun, not.
Wow, I did not know that.
Load More Replies...I agree. Tell that to the Bored Panda staff, it's they who create the titles.
Load More Replies...Cohort + Wart
Our family made up the word ‘Forgorry’ when I tried to say I forgot and I’m sorry at the same time.
That's cute! I'm also the forgetful kind. My family never found it amusing, though.
Load More Replies...I see someone is a fan of sniglets, lol. I still use the term cinemuk for the sticky stuff on a theater floor and porkus non gratis for that weird extra piece of bacon in the package that's just a small strip of fat. And I forget the name they used for when you run the vacuum over and over a piece of string instead of just bending down to pick it up. There was also a name for the crust that accumulates around the opening of a ketchup bottle.
I wasn't actually aware of how many people had done this before! I shall purchase Rich Hall's books someday, once I officially retire from creating my own. Thanks for the reference!
Load More Replies...There's a paper that's held contest for this kind of thing for over a decade. it's always hilarious. https://www.washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/
Thanks, but I never read other people’s portmanteaus. I don’t wat to be influenced by them 😁
Load More Replies...Sarcasm and chasm=sarchasm The space between someone who tells the joke and the person who doesn't get it
(Putting on my old man hat.) Back in my day, we called these "Sniglets". (The term was coined by comedian Rich Hall.) These words that weren't in the dictionary, but should be.
Thanks! 😁 If you have any favourite words, I may be able to turn some into portmanteaus.
Load More Replies...A MENASK. an expert at anything... as in "I am going to call a menask to see how much it will cost )
Try : The Deeper Meaning of Liff, by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd! They used place names for words we don’t yet have but have been missing.
Cool, cool. I'll look into it!
Load More Replies...Our family made up the word ‘Forgorry’ when I tried to say I forgot and I’m sorry at the same time.
That's cute! I'm also the forgetful kind. My family never found it amusing, though.
Load More Replies...I see someone is a fan of sniglets, lol. I still use the term cinemuk for the sticky stuff on a theater floor and porkus non gratis for that weird extra piece of bacon in the package that's just a small strip of fat. And I forget the name they used for when you run the vacuum over and over a piece of string instead of just bending down to pick it up. There was also a name for the crust that accumulates around the opening of a ketchup bottle.
I wasn't actually aware of how many people had done this before! I shall purchase Rich Hall's books someday, once I officially retire from creating my own. Thanks for the reference!
Load More Replies...There's a paper that's held contest for this kind of thing for over a decade. it's always hilarious. https://www.washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/
Thanks, but I never read other people’s portmanteaus. I don’t wat to be influenced by them 😁
Load More Replies...Sarcasm and chasm=sarchasm The space between someone who tells the joke and the person who doesn't get it
(Putting on my old man hat.) Back in my day, we called these "Sniglets". (The term was coined by comedian Rich Hall.) These words that weren't in the dictionary, but should be.
Thanks! 😁 If you have any favourite words, I may be able to turn some into portmanteaus.
Load More Replies...A MENASK. an expert at anything... as in "I am going to call a menask to see how much it will cost )
Try : The Deeper Meaning of Liff, by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd! They used place names for words we don’t yet have but have been missing.
Cool, cool. I'll look into it!
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