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The English language is known for its richness and inventiveness. Well, I’m not impressed. Where’s the term for 'a person who annoyingly laughs at non-funny things,’ ‘someone who's always butt dialing you,’ or ’something that comes back to bite you in the a***’? I’ve solved that pressing problem. You're welcome. If you like punny portmanteaus, there's plenty more where these came from! If you don’t mind the odd sex joke. If that sounds like you, go to my Instagram. I also take requests!

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Read + Repeat

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Night Owl
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate it when that happens to me

Ivan Praba
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this whole post is how nintendo name their pokemon

Bethany Eidson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. And a constant thing for me.

I I
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mild dyslexia so i readpeat a lot

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Bored Panda reached out to the Cunning Linguist with some questions.

What’s your main motivation to keep creating new words?

"Enjoyment. I’m a logophile. I love words, especially creating new ones. It’s a bit like solving a problem and I relish the challenge. I started doing it four years ago with punny, made-up collective nouns (you can check out that project here). Right about the same time, I discovered that I was also really good at translating wordplay, which is quite hard. I’m going to continue no matter what but, as with the collective noun project, I do have plans to have these illustrated and turned into physical objects, such as prints, mugs, etc., and eventually, a book—that is the ultimate goal."

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    #2

    Pun + Pandemic

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    hyperunknown
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just remarkably pandepic! Let's have a covideoparty, drink quarantini's, or cases of Corona. Who am I kidding though, we're in quarantine, it's all inside jokes - so bad they all flu over your heads. Anyway, I'm hungry, I'll have myself some Mac'n'Sneeze.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the perfect illustration.

    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! Astérix is probably the most pun-laden thing ever!

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    Manny_Flawz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That describes my life quite well, much to the dismay of my friends. I just ask not to be pun-ished for it.

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    #3

    Crap + Apple

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    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate those apples! They fool you with their beautiful appearance but are yucky inside!

    Alijaan Qariali
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    4 years ago

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    I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 10-13 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it….. ===))> 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰.𝐅­𝐮­𝐥­𝐰­𝐨­𝐫­𝐤.𝐂­𝐨­𝐦

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    Majid Hussain
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    4 years ago

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    I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 10-13 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it….. ===))> 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰.𝐅­𝐮­𝐥­𝐰­𝐨­𝐫­𝐤.𝐂­𝐨­𝐦

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    Megs79DogFan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like those apples either I prefer the juicy crunchy ones

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    How long does it take to come up with a good pun?

    "That depends. Sometimes, it starts with simply noticing similar-sounding words, in which case arriving at the pun is fairly immediate and it's basically a question of working on a definition that works. If, on the other hand, I start with a concept, then it's much harder and it could take a fair share of exploration and trial and error (I usually test the ones I’m iffy about with a few friends and fans) to get to a certain standard of quality. So, anywhere from a flash of inspiration up to maybe a couple of hours for the more challenging ones."

    #4

    Mourning + Morning Breath

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    #5

    Resting Bitch Face > Resting Stitch Face

    Resting Bitch Face > Resting Stitch Face

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, yes. I’m limited by stock photography, but I think it worked beautifully!

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people want to look plastic? It's awful! Look at Meg Ryan, that's your future!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ""What would you rather be: 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28 year-old lizard?" Bill Burr XjvagCW-61...465a19.png XjvagCW-612f6dd465a19.png

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    How do you come up with the ideas in general, or are they just random?

    "I’m always on the lookout for either ideas or words with potential and I note them all down for later examination. If it’s words or expressions, then it’ll be something inherently funny like, for instance, ‘resting b**ch face’. Off the bat, that’s a funny phrase. And you can tell it has some wordplay potential: ‘bitch’ rhymes with ditch, itch, glitch, hitch, kitsch, niche (in US English), pitch, snitch, witch… Then I go through all the possible options until I settle on the funniest.

    If I’m starting with a concept, the exploration stage is similar but also based on semantic fields besides phonetic similarity and it’s either a request from a fan, a pet hate of mine or little things that are, if not universal, shared experiences. I find these to be the most rewarding to come up with, because of their reliability."

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    #6

    Babble + Bubble Butt

    Babble + Bubble Butt

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babble butt is an existing word in my part of the Netherlands and it means a person who won't shut up. It is even the literal translation of babble but. Kletskont. Kletsen = to babble Kont = Butt.

    #7

    Robin Hood > Robbin' The Hood

    Robin Hood > Robbin' The Hood

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say Robin Hood + Robbin' the Hood, but it's just the Robbin' the Hood part.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin Hood is present in the sense that it's the basis of the pun. It's a 'reverse Robin Hood'.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's a pun based on a character, I think it works better if it's also an individual. But to be honest, I was already thinking of changing it to 'A politician', so you were on to something.

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    Ann Silver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the ones who rob the hard-working people to give to lazy people?

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hum! Maybe something that would encompass that, like 'throwing money into a problem'…

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    How do people mostly react to your work?

    "I don’t think most people care that much for puns (unless you’re British or Irish, in which case I have the opposite impression), but among the ones that do and have found me on Instagram, there are always a few enthusiastic fans who show their appreciation, which always encourages and cheers me up. And of course, my more risqué entries (go to my Instagram account if you want to see some of those), be it blue humour or anything that even references anything potentially controversial, are definitely not appreciated by some; sometimes I’m not even making fun of the subject matter or endorsing the use of the language in question, I’m just having fun with words, but still, some people will take issue with it. I suppose that comes with the territory in these PC times. For me, it’s all about context. I’d say that if someone’s offended by a silly pun, that’s more a reflection of that person’s self-centredness and dualistic worldview rather than the creator’s character or opinions."

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    #8

    Mis + Text

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    Sufdar Khan Sufdar Khan
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    4 years ago

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    I basically make about $6,000-$8,000 a month online. It’s enough to comfortably replace my old jobs income, especially considering I only work about 10-13 hours a week from home. I was amazed how easy it was after I tried it….. ===))> 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰.𝐅­𝐮­𝐥­𝐰­𝐨­𝐫­𝐤.𝐂­𝐨­𝐦

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in the dictionary, I don't think you made this up

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I see I wasn't the first person to come up with it. Thanks for pointing it out. Still, it must only be in slang or neologism dictionaries, since I didn't find it in any of these: Oxford, Collins, Cambridge, McMillan, Longman, Merriam-Webster, The Free Dictionary.

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    #9

    Selfie + Self-Esteem

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    Do you ever feel burned out by what you do, or is it more like a hobby?

    "Not at all. This is actually what I do for fun so that I don’t feel burned out by my actual job! I feel like I could go on forever. Posting only once a week is due to lack of time, not lack of ideas. If only I could do this full-time, I’d be a happy man!"

    What part of the whole creative process (from creating the word itself, the description, and even choosing the picture) do you enjoy the most?

    "Creating the word itself, since that’s the most creative and engaging part. The rest, especially finding and editing the image, is mostly a chore. I’m limited to stock photography and it takes me a lot of time to find a good photo, and then quite a bit of editing too. That part is not as fun, but it absolutely makes the whole thing come alive and arouse more interest."

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    Instagram + Grammie

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    What inspired you to start an Instagram account for your puns?

    "With any creative endeavour, it feels kind of pointless if it’s not shared with an audience. The joy I get from it is part from the creative process, part from the appreciation I get from fellow wordplay enthusiasts. And I don't get just appreciation, but also constructive criticism and inspiration.

    Of course, the goal is to keep growing that audience, therefore Instagram seemed like the natural choice so that I can eventually turn these into the aforementioned physical objects I plan to create and sell."

    #12

    Frau + Frown

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very specific. Why German?

    Seán Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the German for wife, which is Frau.

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    #13

    Tiger Mum > Ostrich Mum

    Tiger Mum > Ostrich Mum

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn im nicking this one as i know a few of these

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for it! That's my dream, that one of these gets adopted into the mainstream 😁

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    Barbara L Bristow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's it called when a mother sticks her head in the sand avoiding the pain her child is in

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiger mum? Munchausen syndromme by proxy? Average parenting? There are many shades to it, I’d say.

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    Nicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a pee-male? (how dogs send scent messages on trees)

    #14

    Guffaw + Fool

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made me search her on YouTube and oh, wow, I wasn't aware that Afghanistan was so damn funny. Yup, definitely a guffool.

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    #15

    Astronomic + Comic Con

    Astronomic + Comic Con

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be Astrologic-Con

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a literal sense, yes. But you’re missing the point. ‘Astronomic’ also means ‘big’ in a figurative sense and Astrology claims to be based on the planets.

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    Earl Grey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then Gastronomic-Con might involve staged food fights in a convention center?

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between astrology and astronomy :p

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, unlike the supposed influence of the Moon or bloody Neptune on my personality, I do believe in vitamins and creams, to some extent… 😂

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    #16

    Word + Orgasm

    Word + Orgasm

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    Little king trash mouth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how about when you finally remember the word that's been on the tip of your tongue!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, not quite orgasmic, but thanks for the inspiration! I'll try to come up with something.

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    #18

    Bugger + Juggler

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right, it was badly phrased. I meant ‘Someone who bugs drivers at stop lights by asking for money for their juggling’

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    Earl Grey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, “bugger” has an entirely different meaning. 🤭

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I know! That was the original idea: a burglar who buggers you, butthenI thought, ‘too dark, not relatable’.

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    Butt + Gut Feeling

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused: Arssault, the burning you get when you do a really spicy sh*t.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, good one! I may just use it. If you give me your IG handle, I'll credit you.

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    Alex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft I have it all the time

    Patsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the clenchies...everything south of the border just clenches and goes "NOPE!"

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    #22

    Battle Of Thermopylae + Pillow

    Battle Of Thermopylae + Pillow

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gapillowpi: When you combat the chance of Thermopillow with a very long book.

    Shishal Asaurus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this just two nights ago. Started reading at 730ish and read TWO books before i could fall asleep. (Im a speed reader)

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    #23

    Pod + Pothead

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    #24

    Hollow + Hologram

    Hollow + Hologram

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    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I have one of those.

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too , not one photo , not sure why i even opened an account

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    #25

    Venal + Venereal Disease

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohh yes , they're all dodgy money grabbers , trump didnt take a wage but still pulled in billions while POTUS , more money made in four years than most of his life

    #26

    Assess + A Cesspool

    Assess + A Cesspool

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    Michigan Guy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    public school's always been about indoctrination, to some degree. but now that's really fallen by the wayside because of the federal funding tied to test scores. you have to have those kids pass those tests, whether they can think critically or not, do basic research or not, see and understand the flow of history for different cultures, have any true understanding of an accurate history of their own state, let alone their own country, read and read with comprehension anything more complicated than traditional third grade level, let's not even start on the harder sciences...art? music? it just goes on and on. they're trained to pass the tests to keep the money wheel chugging along, and if they happen to dumb the large majority of us down along the way, well.....you have to break eggs to make an omelette..

    R Carson
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    Indoctrination centers.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no that's jehovah's witnesses you got it wr- [Vanished.]

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    #27

    Co-Work + Coven + Oven

    Co-Work + Coven + Oven

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the oven is a reference to the witch in Hansel and Gretel, who literally ate children. That sounds pretty evil to me. 😂

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I wonder into a Harry Potter novel or something? Have you people lost your goddamn minds? And I thought the Astrology lot was crazy… 😂

    Earl Grey
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read Sir Terry Pratchett’s satirical “Discworld” novels, or just the Tiffany Aching series in particular. That will set the record straight about witches, and you’ll have a lot of fun in the process.

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    #29

    Cannabis + Cannibalism

    Cannabis + Cannibalism

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep them away from pot , or just dont smoke it with them , not the kind of munchies i want to be involved in , in anyway

    The Engineer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it shoud be when you smoke human flesh with pot

    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know some people are immune to pot? Tried some in an effort to find pain relief from 24/7 headaches. Absolutely NOTHING! No pain relief, no "fun", nothing. Still got the headache, all day, every day, lots o' fun, not.

    Dan Scullery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't random. Revisit your understanding of "random"

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Tell that to the Bored Panda staff, it's they who create the titles.

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    #30

    Cohort + Wart

    Cohort + Wart

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